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100 Best Companies To Work For

Misha writes "Fortune.com is publishing a list of 100 Best Companies to Work for. Quite a few tech companies, with a few semi-startups, like Xilinx, who 'protected its employees from a nasty downturn in the industry by refusing to abandon a no-layoff policy. Workers took a 6 percent pay cut, but the CEO led the way with a 20 percent cut.'"

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  1. Microsoft is #20???? by EnlightenmentFan · · Score: 4, Funny

    Woo hoo. Dance, monkey-boy, dance.

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  2. 5. adobe systems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    5. Adobe Systems

    After graduating from college (3 years ago), I sent my resume as a PDF to Adobe. They wrote back and asked for it in Word format because they didn't know how to read PDF files....

    1. Re:5. adobe systems by DrCode · · Score: 4, Funny

      Good one.

      I once applied to a Linux company, sent them an ASCII resume, and was told the same thing.

      OTOH, Microsoft, I believe, asks for resume's in text format. Go figure.

    2. Re:5. adobe systems by panaceaa · · Score: 3, Funny

      I work at Adobe too, though not as a manager. You have to admit that HR does a lot of stuff in Microsoft Word. You hardly ever get anything in PDF from them. When I was a new hire two years ago, I would get invited to new-hire orientation and other meet-me events, and everything was in Microsoft Word. Since I didn't have Office installed at the time, I'd happily ask them for a PDF version, but they'd hardly ever send one back.

  3. More or Less Useless by limekiller4 · · Score: 5, Funny

    In the current economic climate, this is sort of like having a "100 Best Girls to Have Sex With" list. Yeah, Alyssa Milano might very well be on it but she's not hiring, so who cares?

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    1. Re:More or Less Useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Alyssa Milano might very well be on it but she's not hiring

      I seriously doubt she has to hire anyone to have sex with her. ;)

  4. Forgot one... by JPhule · · Score: 5, Funny

    I couldn't get through to the site, but I'm pretty sure they forgot the best one: The Government.

  5. Re:hm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    You'd probably have better luck with that if programmers were just plain ionized.

  6. What about the 100 Worse? by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

    In this tech depression, a list of the 100 Worse may be more useful. They may be more forgiving of the fact that a resume only lists 30 buzzwords instead of the expected 50. (That is assuming they know of their ranking.)

    1. Re:What about the 100 Worse? by MojoMonkey · · Score: 3, Funny

      Isn't that what http//www.fuckedcompany.com is for?

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  7. #51 Harley Davidson by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 4, Funny
    A friend of mine got a job there doing a little programming (over me :( ) and the first thing they did was take his order for his new bike (no it wasn't a V-Rod).

    He was given a tour of the factory two weeks after he started, and picked it up while he was there.

    I hear it the benefits really suck too :)

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    1. Re:#51 Harley Davidson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Harley Davidson is the Pontiac of the motorcycle business.

      More like the Macintosh of the motorcycle business. Rabid fans, instant-tradition mystique, "if you have to ask you'll never know."

      No, I guess I never will know why (when you factor in frequent breakdowns and insane repairs) people willingly pay what amount to taxicab rates to tool around on their over-loud fartmobiles.

      Nor will I ever understand the appeal of guys using their crotches to absorb accelleration, braking and engine vibration right at the age when their prostates start acting up.

  8. Re:Hewlett Packard? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    You're fired.

    Love, Carly

  9. Have I been misinformed... by EverDense · · Score: 5, Funny

    or are "American Cast Iron Pipe" debt collectors?

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  10. Re:Hewlett Packard? by Tattva · · Score: 5, Funny
    Perhaps they know of the curse of the DEC. Now that HP has absorbed Compaq they have also taken on the mantle of the owner of Digital Equipment's corpse, whose wretched santeria can fell the mightiest of companies.

    Okay, just kidding. Anyway, as a former HP employee and current Agilent employee ... I think I'll just keep my mouth shut.

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  11. Re:Hewlett Packard? by jazman_777 · · Score: 2, Funny
    When I started 4 years ago everyone I told said "Oooo... I heard thats a good place to work!". I agreed. But it has slid down ever since.

    Oh oh. It's also coincident with _your_ start. Guess you're making a bigger difference than you ever imagined, eh?

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  12. Re:20% pay cut... by Mantorp · · Score: 2, Funny

    depends on what you consider essential as well, this time of year I NEED my Sierra Nevada Celebration Ale at $8+ per six pack

  13. Pfizer by mverrilli · · Score: 1, Funny

    Who else here isn't surprised about Pfizer being on the list? :P Talk about job satisfaction...

  14. Re:Hewlett Packard? by TechnoInfidel · · Score: 2, Funny
    DEC is the One True Company, forged by the Dark Lord Olsen in the fires of Maynard.

    All those who covet it for themselves are slowly consumed by it. Compaq no longer exists in its original form. HP is trying to wield it, but it wants to be found by its original master.

  15. Re:% Minorities? % Women? by eggcozy · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't know about you, but the next place I am applying for is Yakima Valley Memorial Hospital. Granted, they are 78th, but 82% chicks man ... fosheeeezay!