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For Those Long Coding Sessions: The Food Patch

rtphokie writes "The U.S. Army has created a Transdermal Nutrient Delivery System which works similarly to to nicotine or birth control patches but delivers vitamins and other micronutrients. It was developed to help "warfighters sustain their physical and mental performance" during high intensity conflict. Is this what ./'ers need during those long coding sessions."

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  1. ok, sign me up to be a dotslasher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    It might be good for slashdotters too. :-)

  2. What flavors? by tinrobot · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd really like tandoori chicken with mint sauce, please. Oh yeah, my arm has no taste buds. Dang.

    1. Re:What flavors? by Kethinov · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Who cares about flavors? Hell I'd give up eating in exchange for no more hunger any day! Sign me up for some of that stuff! Hmm.. I wonder if you don't have to eat you no longer have to go to the bathroom? Interesting thought. I could code for over a week straight without ever leaving the computer but to sleep! Hahahaha what will they think of next?

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    2. Re:What flavors? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Slashdotters can code?

    3. Re:What flavors? by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I imagine that water is still neccesary, and of course, urination is still neccesary to remove excess amine groups associated with protein breakdown. So, the ultimate merging of machine and man is still far off.

  3. No vits, please by Alien54 · · Score: 5, Funny
    I don't need no stinking vitamins

    I just want a caffeine patch. - Well, maybe a junk food patch. I can see this.

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    1. Re:No vits, please by sql*kitten · · Score: 3, Funny

      I just want a caffeine patch. - Well, maybe a junk food patch. I can see this.

      Look, I'm a Brit, and if there's one thing we British know, it's how to conquer a planet and rule it for two centuries without really trying. These patches are a bad idea. The British Army marches on fried sausages, fried bacon, black pudding, fried bread, fried tomatoes, fried eggs and Earl Grey tea. The French Army, who also did a fairly good job of conquering things, marched on croissants, black coffee and Gitanes.

      Do you really think the American Empire will survive if you make your troops use patches instead of real food? Whoever invented these should be court-martialled.

    2. Re:No vits, please by Alien54 · · Score: 2
      Look, I'm a Brit, and if there's one thing we British know, it's how to conquer a planet and rule it for two centuries without really trying.

      which brings us to the delicate question of how did you lose your empire? Bad Rations? Too Much Rock-n-Roll?

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    3. Re:No vits, please by sql*kitten · · Score: 2

      which brings us to the delicate question of how did you lose your empire? Bad Rations? Too Much Rock-n-Roll?

      At the end of the day, no matter what they had for breakfast, any country can either a) win a world war or b) maintain an empire, but not both at the same time.

    4. Re:No vits, please by the+gnat · · Score: 2

      The French Army, who also did a fairly good job of conquering things, marched on croissants, black coffee and Gitanes.

      They did a fairly good job of conquering uncivilized natives; they did a pretty half-assed job against anyone with a modern army. I'd say they needed more protein in their diet.

    5. Re:No vits, please by fsmunoz · · Score: 2

      Well, we Portuguese had *no* breakfast at all except some home-made alcohol. You see, soldiers need to have a good short-term objective, and in our case was "go build an Empire, if you do you all will start having breakfast".

      Of course has soon as we started having breakfast everything colapsed in a few centuries. No real incentive to fight I suppose :)

  4. I suppose it makes sense... by Ironica · · Score: 5, Funny

    Clinical studies show that, while only about 20% (less now, I'm thinking) of Americans are addicted to cigarettes, 100% are addicted to food.

    Hopefully, this patch will help people with a food abuse problem to combat it and overcome it. In moderation, food is a good and healthy thing, but as with so many things, there is such a thing as too much.

    I wonder how long it's going to take them to come up with the Sleep patch? Now that's an addiction I'd like to kick...

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    1. Re:I suppose it makes sense... by enomar · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, since these don't provide calories, I don't think it will help anyone fight overeating.

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    2. Re:I suppose it makes sense... by Dirtside · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm way more interested in an Air patch. Having to breathe all the time is really inconvenient.

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    3. Re:I suppose it makes sense... by SageLikeFool · · Score: 2, Funny
      Screw that, give me a sleep patch, or make it so I don't have to sleep at all. And I don't mean caffiene or anything else like that. I want NO side effects.

      You want to talk inconvenience. Think of all the time you could waste doing other pointless stuff if you didn't have to sleep?

    4. Re:I suppose it makes sense... by ShecoDu · · Score: 2, Funny

      Now that you talk about that, a blood patch would rule.

      Avoiding bleeding would greatly reduce dead rates.

    5. Re:I suppose it makes sense... by bilbobuggins · · Score: 4, Funny
      i'm hoping for a sex patch so i can stop getting laid all the time

      oh wait...

  5. be careful, you are slashdotting an .mil server by havaloc · · Score: 5, Funny

    Not sure if it would be a wise idea to slashdot a military server these days. You might be considered a terrorist.

    1. Re:be careful, you are slashdotting an .mil server by HBI · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The site is NIPRnet (unclass military network) or internet-only - sensitive but unclassified max or it wouldn't be out there, judging by the lack of authentication and encryption.

      Slashdotting it would be considered a normal network incident subject to someone having to come in over the weekend and fix (reboot). I don't think we need worry about our doors being broken in over this.

      Paranoia sucks.

      Btw, I work for the military: I know what i am talking about here.

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    2. Re:be careful, you are slashdotting an .mil server by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      I work for the military: I know what i[sic] am talking about here.

      Classic oxymoron. Classic.

      And I do mean moron.

    3. Re:be careful, you are slashdotting an .mil server by istartedi · · Score: 2, Funny

      just honestly wondering how the parent pronounced '.mil' that it gets prefixed with 'an'.

      "Army" :)

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    4. re:be careful, you are slashdotting an .mil server by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      care for some cheese with that whine? we have cheddar, swiss, colby, and shut-the-hell-up.

      love,
      e.e.cummings

    5. Re:be careful, you are slashdotting an .mil server by billn · · Score: 2

      You must be one of those 'Craftsman' tools. Guaranteed for life.

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    6. Re:be careful, you are slashdotting an .mil server by Fesh · · Score: 3, Funny

      Maybe... "an em-eye-ell site"?

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  6. No. by kaosrain · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Is this what ./'ers need during those long coding sessions.

    This may have been said jokingly, but it definately isn't what we need. Not only do TNDS' not give you a delicious taste in your mouth, they don't tell your body that you are full either. If we want fatter geeks, this is the way to go. Otherwise, I'll just stick to my perishable food.

    1. Re:No. by geekoid · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I don't know, if you use one of these, and remove all the food from your dwelling, it might help.
      I know a guy who lost 150 pounds by just taking the refridgerator out of his computer room.

      it is one thing to to grab something quick to eat, usually not healthy. Having to go out in the middle of a game of everquest is quit another.

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    2. Re:No. by Eric_Cartman_South_P · · Score: 5, Funny
      I know a guy who lost 150 pounds by just taking the refridgerator out of his computer room.

      Moving a 150 pound refrigerator from the computer room and back into the kitchen from where it came does NOT constitute weight loss.

    3. Re:No. by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 2

      You can also try moving to a different country. I've been in Japan for four months, and I've lost 25 pounds so far. My clothes are loose and ill-fitting lately. Rice and fish all the time, coupled with those long, long walks through the train stations for connecting trains really help.

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    4. Re:No. by G-funk · · Score: 2

      If we want fatter geeks, this is the way to go. Otherwise, I'll just stick to my perishable food.

      Er, I don't believe this patch delivers quite the fat fontent of a large supreme pizza... If anything it'd be a great way to slim the geeks down.

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    5. Re:No. by macshit · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You've got to be kidding... Japan is chock full of extremely fattening food (an average bowl of ramen, I think contains approximately 1 billion calories, and enough salt to supply south america for a decade), and unlike, e.g., U.S. fast food, it tastes really good. This is a dangerous, dangerous combination. Morever, health club memberships are way more expensive in Japan... Gah, I'm getting fat just writing this...

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    6. Re:No. by sql*kitten · · Score: 2

      This may have been said jokingly, but it definately isn't what we need. Not only do TNDS' not give you a delicious taste in your mouth, they don't tell your body that you are full either. If we want fatter geeks, this is the way to go. Otherwise, I'll just stick to my perishable food.

      Why would it make you fatter? If it's only delivering vitamins and trace compounds, your body will be burning fat for energy, but not suffering from malnutrition.

      It's a major design flaw in humans that we can store energy as fat(mass storage) and glycogen (like a proxy cache, keeps fuel close to your muscles) but we cannot store various compounds (mostly vitamins and minerals) that are required to metabolize food and use raw materials (proteins) to perform repairs and maintenance. It is perfectly possible to have ample energy availble but still starve to death!

  7. Sez the Army by Syncdata · · Score: 2

    Future warfighters may spend substantial amounts of time encapsulated in protective garments ...with limited access to normal meals.
    Foolish Army...Everyone knows the answer to this is alien-tech suits filled with multi-purpose gelatin.

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    1. Re:Sez the Army by silentbozo · · Score: 2

      The 4th book (Hell's Faire) is coming out this May. I'm looking forward to seeing Bun Bun kick Posleen ass!

  8. oh great by jon787 · · Score: 2

    Going to the refridgerator for food was my only excersize! Just encourage me to be lazier and get fatter! Thanks alot!

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  9. Jolt patches... by Peterus7 · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's all we need now to have neverending LAN games...

    1. Re:Jolt patches... by kaosrain · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually, you could use nicotine patches. Nicotine is a stimulant, and when you first start using the patches, you can really tell. When I first started using patches to quit smoking, I was racing around and away much later than usual, but always full of energy. I stopped taking them abruptly one day, and I crashed, just like what happens after any other stimulant binge.

    2. Re:Jolt patches... by Lumpy · · Score: 2

      Nicotene patches have their greatest recreational effect when taken just before bedtime and you REM sleep.

      Dreams that are so vivid and clear/colorful and realistic to the point that it's hard to tell the difference between dream and awake.

      really cool stuff... coupled with lucid draming training makes it a trip that no other substance on the planet can touch.

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  10. The logical extension by Qwaniton · · Score: 3, Funny

    "This processor might activate a microelectrical mechanical system that transmits the micronutrients -- either through skin pores or pumped directly into blood capillaries."

    I am warfighter of Borg.
    You will be assimilated.
    Resistance is futile.

    1. Re:The logical extension by gehrehmee · · Score: 2

      New meaning to "I am an army of one", huh?

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  11. I Don't Have Security Hole by robbyjo · · Score: 2

    Why should I apply patches to myself? There's no Windows inside... Oh wait...

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  12. Insulin patch - good pharmecutical uses by Sean+Clifford · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Glad to see some sci-fi turning real-world. Kinda freaky too; guess I know how my grandparents felt about landing on the moon and TV.

    Anyway, it's nice to see this kind of technology being developed out of the military budget instead of another variation on the bullet, bomb, etc. It has a lot of potential and I imagine it's not long before we see folks using pharmecutical patches soon - probably tailored for their specific needs/doses.

    It would be pretty nice if I could take ALL of my daily meds via a single patch rather than gulp down 10+ "easy-to-swallow if you're a horse" caplets.

    Good show, GI Joe.

    1. Re:Insulin patch - good pharmecutical uses by !splut · · Score: 2

      guess I know how my grandparents felt about landing on the moon and TV.

      Your grandparents landed on the moon?? ...and TV??

      This I find implausible.

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    2. Re:Insulin patch - good pharmecutical uses by seanadams.com · · Score: 2

      Just some random thoughts here: my sister is "type I" diabetic, ie the kind you get a child (total failure of the pancreas), not the kind that fat people get. Nobody knows why people get type I diabetes - it is usually not inherited genetically.

      I've never heard anything about an insulin patch, but it's an interesting idea. She has tried the insulin pump (yes, invented by the Segway guy). It didn't work for her because she's into sports, and the pump has to be connected all the time. A couple shots a day is actually less painful (can you imagine that?)

      Anyway, more power to these guys if they can come up with a solution for painless insulin delivery. The market is huge, and if they can work out the issues with accurate metering/timing, this would almost certianly replace the needle. Perhaps they could perforate the patches in such a way that you can tear them apart into a smaller section that meters out the right dose of fast vs slow-acting insulin....

      PS some interesting things are being invented for blood sugar testing, but none have hit the market yet. Watches with lasers in them, implants, etc... If you're into medical tech, this is a pretty hot field.

    3. Re:Insulin patch - good pharmecutical uses by seanadams.com · · Score: 2

      Sorry - I've had a few beers and was just blurting out a stream of thoughts there, in response to the insulin patch idea. I admit that I don't know much at all about type II... again, my apologies.

    4. Re:Insulin patch - good pharmecutical uses by seanadams.com · · Score: 2

      PS I think the reason I made that quip is that most people associate any diabetes with poor health. type I is less common. *usually* type II occurs later in life along with other complications, ergo my stupid comment to differentiate the two. That's about all I know about diabetes, so I'm signing off now.

    5. Re:Insulin patch - good pharmecutical uses by kzinti · · Score: 2

      My girlfriend is a "type II" diabetic, as is her mother, and calling it "the kind fat people get" is very short-sighted.

      It sure is. My wife, whose weight the entire time I knew her was about ninety (yes, nine-zero) pounds developed type II diabetes after our second child was born. In fact, the diabetes was causing her to lose weight so that she weighed only about 75 pounds at the time she was diagnosed.

      All kinds of people get type II diabetes.

      BTW, my wife has an insulin pump and loves it. But the insulin pump operates open-loop: it doesn't monitor glucose levels and respond to them. My wife still has to prick her finger a couple of times a day, and still has to manually adjust the insulin pump around mealtime.

      --Jim

  13. Will they come in Flintstone shapes? by SSeth · · Score: 2, Funny

    I know I'm not the only one who still buys them...

  14. Need to use a different icon for this one... by $$$$$exyGal · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Sensors would first take readings on a warfighter's metabolism, then send information about the soldier's nutritional needs to a microchip processor. This processor might activate a microelectrical mechanical system that transmits the micronutrients -- either through skin pores or pumped directly into blood capillaries.

    I think the Borg icon (currently used for Microsoft stuff) is more appropriate for this particular article.

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  15. good idea for coders by zephc · · Score: 2

    but it's a well-known fact that anyone who reads /. is too busy refreshing to do any coding ;)

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    1. Re:good idea for coders by Photon+Ghoul · · Score: 2

      Here here.

      Oh wait, I'm supposed to be coding right now at 4:37 in the morning. Woops.

  16. Beer by evilroot · · Score: 4, Funny

    Forget food. I want one that pumps BEER straight into my veins!

  17. what about oral stimulation ... by HealYourChurchWebSit · · Score: 5, Insightful



    I'm sorry, but when I'm wading through breakpoints, I want something cruncy. When I'm hacking out a killer regular expression, something sweet. While I'm sure the patch is nice and chewy, there's nothing like an ice cold Jolt Cola at about 1a.m. when you've finally inherited and overloaded your native hash object to recursively enumerate its own members.

    Point is, some of the fun of eating while coding isn't just the stinking vitamins, more full tummy for that matter. So while I see it as an effective way to feed someone who'd rather starve than gag on MRE's in the middle of a minefield, I'll stick to my pretzels and mint-conditioned coffe thank you very much.

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    1. Re:what about oral stimulation ... by Photon+Ghoul · · Score: 2

      I've learned the hard way - alternate glasses of water with caffiene and have occasionaly snacks (of actual food not crap). Helps me to avoid burnout and side-effects of caffiene binges/dehydration. Although I do think an empty growling stomach helps sharpen the mind, it can be a bit distracting.

    2. Re:what about oral stimulation ... by MxTxL · · Score: 2

      They're called rice cakes.

      but spicy!

      er.... well, rice cakes with tobasco sauce...

  18. not good by ryochiji · · Score: 2

    I definitely wouldn't want to be a soldier once they figure these things out. After all, if the soldiers could get nutrition from a patch, why feed them at all? Or at least that's what their thinking will be.

    1. Re:not good by C0LDFusion · · Score: 2

      It's probably cheaper to give them a bowl of ramen and a cup of coffee than to buy a patch or two to replace a meal. Think of it from military standpoint. Spend $10 million on food and $10 million on tanks, or spend $500,000 on ramen and $19,500,000 on tanks. Generals always go for the cool toys.

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    2. Re:not good by susano_otter · · Score: 2

      Three words: morale, protein, and carbohydrates.

      I imagine these things are more like mineral/vitamin supplements. They'll streamline the process of meeting the soldiers' trace element needs. They'll also (once perfected) allow the army to produce much simpler main meals, since they won't need to go out of their way to include things like vegetables and other hard-to-preserve or difficult-to-obtain menu items.

      Think about it: instead of having to put together a complete breakfast for your troops, you can just feed them a generic mass of proteins and sugars, and slap a patch on them to take care of the vitamin and mineral requirements. Much faster, cheaper, and field-portable.

      Not a food replacement, though.

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    3. Re:not good by DjMd · · Score: 2

      They already have many food alternatives in medical fields. (It is how they can operate on people's colons, you can't eat for quite some time after that).

      Its is called (in its most complete form) TPN, total parenteral nutrition. That is to say "non oral food". It can be injected into a vein.

      Biggest problem is the fat, eventually someone on this long enough needs long fatty chains. You can give them but getting fat interveinously screws with both the vein and worse the liver...

      If you aren't giving fat there are not a lot of problems assocaited with this form of supplimentation.

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  19. I wonder what is by doubtless · · Score: 3, Interesting

    the implications of this to long endurance sports, such as 24 hr LeMans car racing, ironman triathlon, long range cycling, and so on.

    I think currently athletes drink some sort of soups or something to get their calories... just a semi wild guess.

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    1. Re:I wonder what is by nochops · · Score: 5, Informative

      I am an avid cyclist, and I can tell you this:
      It takes more than just nutrients to get the job done. They don't say exactly what chemicals will be delivered by this system, but a cyclist would need:

      Carbohydrates, and lots of them. This is the body's main source of fuel during aerobic exercise.

      Electrolytes, to maintain the proper chemical balances in your body. This helps muscles perform at peak efficiency and staves off cramps.

      Water, because buckets of it are lost from sweating. Dehydration is perhaps the easiest way to ensure a poor performance.

      IANAN (nutritionist), but I've been cycling in both recreation and competition for about 10 years, and the things mentioned above are common knowledge to most cyclists.

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    2. Re:I wonder what is by dirkdidit · · Score: 2

      Drivers for the LeMans 24 hour races don't actually race for the full 24 hours but usually share the driving with 2 other drivers, who each drive a total of 8 hours divided into two 4 hour shifts.

  20. Long Coding Sessions? by bahwi · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Is this what ./'ers need during those long coding sessions."

    Is that anything like the much needed Sex Patch?

    Uh, erm, not that I need it. =)

    1. Re:Long Coding Sessions? by SensitiveMale · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Is this what ./'ers need during those long coding sessions."

      Is that anything like the much needed Sex Patch?


      And by the pr0n usage of the readers, would they make those in both right-handed and left-handed varieties?

    2. Re:Long Coding Sessions? by XNormal · · Score: 3, Funny

      Is that anything like the much needed Sex Patch?

      $ patch -p0 < human_male-1.3.7-multiple-orgasms.diff

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  21. Is this what ./'ers need during those long coding by 56ker · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well it seems you're in need of one to prevent you making mistakes through hunger! It's /.ers not ./ers. The site's called slashdot - not dotslash!

  22. Been using it for 6 months. by Black+Copter+Control · · Score: 2
    It's great. Almost weaned from food.. Lost 145 pounds... feel great.

    The boss figures that if we can get access to the low-sleep research as well, I'll be better than a robot.

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  23. hell with food, MORE DRUGS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Big news in Canada is the two US pilots who killed the canadian soldiers were hopped up on crank.
    Government issued crank which they couldnt refuse to take.

    There was an article in a British paper before this accident which explained how the pilots were doped when they went up, doped when they came down and the doped so they could go to sleep, so its not like this was a big secret.

    Coming from the taliban-like leader on the War on Drugs, this was just too freakin ironic.

    Of course, Zoloft, Xanthax, Prozac, Lithium and other popular happy pills which are regularly consumed by a third of americans are considered to be a normal way of life in the Excited States, while lighting a doob will get you an invitation to be Bubba's prison bitch.

    1. Re:hell with food, MORE DRUGS by blincoln · · Score: 5, Interesting

      go pills are not crank.

      According to the US government, one of the meanings of "crank" is amphetamine. Since "go pills" are dexedrine, and dexedrine is an amphetamine, I think that "go pills are crank" is a logically true statemnt.

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    2. Re:hell with food, MORE DRUGS by Afrosheen · · Score: 2

      Ahh, the wonders of Nazi science and chemistry just never end. :)

    3. Re:hell with food, MORE DRUGS by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 2, Informative

      The big news is that they weren't on "crank". And the pilots were not told there was a live-fire exercise in a freakin' war zone.

      http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn?pagenam e= article&node=&contentId=A48347-2002Nov27&notFound= true

      "Canadian soldiers were shooting into the air during a live-fire training exercise in Afghanistan at least 10 minutes before a U.S. F-16 mistakenly dropped a bomb on their position, killing four Canadian soldiers and injuring eight, according to testimony by surviving soldiers."

      They were taking Dexedrine.
      http://www.psyweb.com/Drughtm/dexed.ht ml

      It's not just American pilots, but the pilots of pretty much every air force that has long missions.

      "PSYCHOSTIMULANTS, particularly amphetamine, became available in America for clinical use in 1937, and since then have been widely prescribed. More recently, their beneficial effects have been overshadowed by the recognition of a significant abuse potential. Nevertheless, the military services, particularly the Air Force, have recognized the value of psychostimulants under certain conditions. Use of amphetamine, at the direction of the unit commander and under the supervision of the flight surgeon, has been sanctioned by some components of the Air Force since 1960 and by the tactical air forces until 1991. In March 1991, following successful completion of Operation Desert Storm, the chief of staff of the Air Force sent a message terminating the policy of allowing in--flight medications, including amphetamines, by Air Force personnel."

      http://www.airpower.maxwell.af.mil/airchronicles /a pj/spr97/cornum.html

      "Some military services recognized the potential of psychostimulants to combat fatigue and boredom. The greatest use of the drug reportedly occurred during World War II by German, Japanese, and English troops.Although American troops reportedly did not have access to the drugs, studies were initiated in the late 1940s and 1950s to determine the military significance."

      Friendly fire has always happened, and I'm sure that in WW1 and WW2 and Korea somewhere a Canadian killed an American or three.

      http://members.aol.com/amerwar/ff/ff.htm

      Around 20-40% of war time casualties are from friendly fire typically.

      Mistakes in war are the consequence of what Clausewitz called "friction,"

      "everything in war is simple, but the simplest thing is difficult. The difficulties accumulate, and end by producing a kind of friction that is inconceivable unless one has lowered the general level of performance, so that one always falls far short of the intended goal... The military machine ? the army and everything related to it ? is basically very simple and therefore seems easy to manage. But we should keep in mind that none of its components is of one piece: each part is composed of individuals... the least important of whom may chance to delay things or somehow make them go wrong... This tremendous friction, which cannot, as in mechanics, be reduced to a few points, is everywhere in contact with chance, and brings about effects that cannot be measured, just because they are largely due to chance.

  24. Care and Feeding of Programmers by sakusha · · Score: 2

    I always said to maximize a programmer's efficiency would require a full-time attending nurse, to administer IV drips that insure adequate levels of hydration, nutrients, stimulants, etc, as well as urinary catheterization. Haven't figured out how to handle the need to take a dump, although I figure that would be gradually minimized by 100% IV feeding.

    1. Re:Care and Feeding of Programmers by geekoid · · Score: 2

      typical managment, can't find away to get them to do it willingly, so you ust force them.

      Get said nurse, be sure it is to the programmers specification(Male, female, red head, whatever) then have the nurse orally pleasure them after ever 6 hours of straight coding.

      --
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    2. Re:Care and Feeding of Programmers by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 2
      Haven't figured out how to handle the need to take a dump, although I figure that would be gradually minimized by 100% IV feeding.

      That's not good for you.

      Taking a dump I mean; people have died.

      ;-)

      --

      -WolfWithoutAClause

      "Gravity is only a theory, not a fact!"
  25. All it needs is WiFi by bahwi · · Score: 2

    and then the Government would know the chemical make-up of our blood at all times!

  26. They never learn by Mannerism · · Score: 2

    One might have hoped that tragic events in Afghanistan would have taught the US military that drugging your troops is a bad idea.

    1. Re:They never learn by AyeRoxor! · · Score: 2

      "One might have hoped that tragic events in Afghanistan [centcom.mil] would have taught the US military that drugging your troops is a bad idea."

      When someone takes vitamins, do you consider them to be taking drugs?

    2. Re:They never learn by Mannerism · · Score: 2

      It's not the vitamins I'm worried about, it's the 'nutraceuticals' that these patches deliver. This, I consider to be taking drugs.

    3. Re:They never learn by Mannerism · · Score: 2

      Others don't agree with the conclusion that the drugs had no effect. Here's a story about it. The manufacturers of the drugs say that they can impair judgement.

  27. And I thought C-Rats and MRE's were bad by core+plexus · · Score: 5, Funny
    When I was in the Army (uh-oh), we'd sometimes not eat but once a day, especially in Ranger school. And a part of that reason was because the meals were so terrible. Oh I hope you never have to eat "Pork, Processed, with Juices" or scrambled eggs and ham that are 5 years old. Now they'll be having soldiers shaving their testicles to apply a food patch. I'll pass on the 're-up', thanks.

    Personal Strap-On Aircraft for Auction on eBay

    1. Re:And I thought C-Rats and MRE's were bad by sql*kitten · · Score: 2

      When I was in the Army (uh-oh), we'd sometimes not eat but once a day, especially in Ranger school. And a part of that reason was because the meals were so terrible. Oh I hope you never have to eat "Pork, Processed, with Juices" or scrambled eggs and ham that are 5 years old. Now they'll be having soldiers shaving their testicles to apply a food patch. I'll pass on the 're-up', thanks.

      It was courtesy of the Army that I learnt it was possible to tin cheese. Who'da thunk it? And "biscuits, brown", specially formulated to constipate the troops, less likelihood of getting attacked while your trousers were round your ankles.

    2. Re:And I thought C-Rats and MRE's were bad by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 2
      The american MREs are held in high regard internationally...

      Dear God, what are they making the rest of you eat?

      --
      Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
  28. Slashdotters don't need no stinking food patch. by roman_mir · · Score: 2

    They need sex patch.

    1. Re:Slashdotters don't need no stinking food patch. by roman_mir · · Score: 2

      No, but there is never enough!

  29. Obligatory reference by TeknoHog · · Score: 2

    Military stimulants.. just what /. coders need to crash into Canadian networks.

    --
    Escher was the first MC and Giger invented the HR department.
  30. That site in your sig... by DAldredge · · Score: 2

    If the following is any indication of their level of technical experience that I think I will pick some place else.

    From their site:

    "Our servers at dual 64-bit 1266 Mhz. Pentium III machines. With 6 Gigabytes of RAM and hardware level RAID 10 UltraWide SCSI A/V Hard Drives. These boxes dual 64-bit PCI buses, with ALL 64-bit peripherals. Additionally dual power supplies and network cards round this package out."

    1. Re:That site in your sig... by Black+Copter+Control · · Score: 2
      It's a bit off in the english. The IO system on the box is 64 bit John follows the Intel literature that seems to think that this makes the boxes 64 bit (not the CPU). Duatinums (sp?) have a 64bit external bus. I've suggested a minor wording change to make that more apparent. The SCSI drives are, in fact being run under RAID 10. (Hardware RAID refers to the controller, if you haven't figured that out). And yes, the box really has 6GB of ram. That's part of the reason why all of the peripherals are 64bit -- they can't address past 4GB with a 32bit bus. I kinda consider that a bit of overkill, but it means that anything recently used gets cached in RAM (makes for really fast kernel builds, the second time round), It means better response if/when a site ever gets slashdotted.

      The first time we got one of these machines, we had to deal with some issues where Intel didn't have the memory available at their support center to test their machines with 6GB RAM... I would have found it funny if it wasn't for the fact that it delayed them giving us support, while we were paying the finance charges on the box (those beasts are expensive.
      FWIW, memory has to be added in pairs for those boxes because of the 64 bit bus.

      --
      OS Software is like love: The best way to make it grow is to give it away.
  31. Re:No calories? by Raffaello · · Score: 5, Informative

    Yes, carbohydrates, protein, and fatty acids are macronutrients, that is, nutrients your body needs in fairly large amounts (protein 30g/day, carbohydrates 250g/day, fatty acids 100g/day or thereabouts). These patches only contain micronutrients, that is, nutrients we only need in sub gram amounts (e.g., vitamin C 65mg/day - 500mg/day depending on which authotity you believe, and what stresses you're under).
    So I really don't see how these patches could be a complete solution, although they might be useful for replacing lost electrolytes like potassium, sodium, calcium, and magnesium. When you're engaged in physical exertion for long periods of time though, you really need macronutrients. This is why marathon runners and triathletes drink sports beverages and/or eat power bars. In addition to the electrolyes in, lets say gatorade, you also get a load of sugar (carbohydrates) for energy. These patches would only help with half the problem, and the smaller half at that.
    Maybe they just expect that with the right micronutrient balance and some hormones the field soldiers will burn their own body fat for energy. Then when they do get some down time, they eat a meal rich in protein (for muscle/tissue repair), carbohydrate (to replace muscle and liver glycogen stores), and fatty acids (to replenish body fat stores, for repair and growth of nerves/neurons, and for various hormone precursors, etc.)

  32. 67 posts in.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    *mumbles*
    Cant be /.'d yet
    *mumbles* .mil site, should be able to handle the effect..
    *shakes monitor*
    Come on ya bitch, serve the page, serve the page!

    *frowns*
    too late! /. 1 .mil 0

  33. Healthy food is counter productive. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Does any body else find that healthy food is counter productive when it comes to your programming?

    A couple years ago we opened an office that is 3 blocks from my home so now instead of grabbing some fatty restaurant food I go home and eat real food.

    I find that most home made foods (e.g. Fettuccini Alfredo made with pasta, cream, garlic, parmessean etc and not just from an instant package) tend to slow me down in the afternoon. My body seems to take longer to digest the real food. OTOH junk food seems to be converted to energy in only a few minutes.

    1. Re:Healthy food is counter productive. by Afrosheen · · Score: 2

      Um, yeah...that's a shitload of carbs. As most athletes know, you can 'carb load' by eating alot of pasta like this the night before competition. The next day you'll have lots of long-term energy reserves stored up. The drawback is that you don't have much energy that night because the complex carbo chains get stored almost immediately; they're slow-burning as well, so they will make you feel sluggish.

      For a quick boost eat some chicken (not some greasy fried crap either) or some type of meat soup. The proteins are easier to break down and the soup makes it easier for your body to put it to use i.e. less time soaking into your colon.

  34. Uhm no by Iamthefallen · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What we geeks need is for those long coding sessions is: better chairs, better screens, workplace ergonomy in general, decent food, short breaks a couple times an hour and a short walk around the block or something now and then aswell as 8 hours of sleep. We do not need anything to keep us glued to our monitors.

    I know it's incredibly cool to keep up the pizza/coffee/dew image, I like all three of them too, but considering how bad a lof of geeks handle their eating and sleeping, combined with a bad workplace and little excercise... they're a burnedout zombie with bad back and wrist problems waiting to happen.

    Contrary to popular geek belief, our bodies are not made for such abuse, and no, you are not different, you too need nutrition and sleep.

    --
    Wax-Museum Fire Results In Hundreds Of New Danny DeVito Statues
    1. Re:Uhm no by bigberk · · Score: 3, Insightful
      What we geeks need is for those long coding sessions is: better chairs, better screens, workplace ergonomy in general, decent food, short breaks a couple times an hour and a short walk around the block or something now and then aswell as 8 hours of sleep.

      You forgot the women. We need more women. Seriously! Women are on average smarter than men and are less likely to put up with the abusive work conditions/demands placed on technologists these days.

      What we should do is equalize the gender balance, then we'll all be treated more fairly in the workplace (read: legally force employers to be more humane). After the work day ends at 6, we can all head over to the local disco for some dancin'

    2. Re:Uhm no by DarkKnightRadick · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What we should do is equalize the gender balance,

      To maintain such a gender balance, you'd have to hire some coders who are sub-par. I'd prefer to have the best. If it means more men work for me then women, so be it.

      --
      "There is a way that seems right to a man, but its end is the way of death." Proverbs 16:25 (NKJV)
    3. Re:Uhm no by seanadams.com · · Score: 2

      You forgot the women. We need more women.

      That's right! Someone else needs to make sure we get laid, since we geeks are too busy coding, forgetting to shave, and getting fat on dew/pizza.

      For the love of christ, get some cojones and go out once in a while. There's more to life. Of course it's 11:00 on Friday night, and I'm here reading slashdot, so I guess I should shut up now. :)

    4. Re:Uhm no by seanadams.com · · Score: 2

      Well its *checks the clock* 1:34 AM on Saturday morning and this woman is at work.

      Damn, you must be in Colorado or something. Heh.

    5. Re:Uhm no by greenrd · · Score: 2
      Should I be jerking off because a girl posted to /.?

      No, it was a counterexample, dipshit.

      WTF has jerking off got to do with anything? The instant a woman comes into the discussion you talk about jerking off?!? That I think shows you have far more problems than she has. You need to see a shrink.

      Making offensive sexual suggestions, being way over the top agressive, and to top it all off, calling her a whore ... and all this was because of what? Because a woman decided to show that she didn't fit into a stereotype? Fuck you, asshole!

  35. Unneccessary! by Publicus · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have pizza rolls, I take them orally. They work quite well.

    --

    My Karma was at 49, then they switched to words. All that work for nothing!

    1. Re:Unneccessary! by Phosphor3k · · Score: 2
      I have pizza rolls, I take them orally. They work quite well.
      What scares me is that you had to specify 'orally'. Do you often take them 'anally' 'penally'? 'vaginally?'
  36. When I played Army we didn't have this cool stuff by Sean+Clifford · · Score: 3, Funny
    Man, when I played Army we didn't have this cool stuff. Sure, I got to blow shit up and that was a lot of fun. We had MREs, but that was before they started putting M&Ms and tabasco sauce in them. Patches? Hmmm, I'll hang on to 'em, but I'd rather have my freeze-dried peaches.

    Imagine you'll get pretty hungry, though.

    GI Joe: Trade you my patch for your peanut butter and crackers.

    GI Ethnic: [bitch slaps GI Joe]

  37. I can see it now.. by MegaHamsterX · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The soldier of the furture come equipped with everything he needs to operate in a hostile environment.

    The nutrient patch Eating means downtime, and downtime means certain death (we tell them that so we can save on the scrambled egg MREs)

    The NRG patch To keep the soldier of the future alert and in the business of acting as the freeworld's finest killing machine, we have the NRG patch, a potent time release combination of caffine, cocaine, methamphetimine(sp?), and some of the best drugs every developed for narcolepsy. (If they run for 24 hours straight we can get three times the use out of them)

    The Mind patchEverything you need to keep moral high and your soldiers too, eliminate battle fatigue, reduce stress, and give them the ability to see the colors of the world with our unique combination of nicotein, lsd, pcp, thc and various other combinations of letters. ( They'll be so addicticed they will battle to get their fix)

    Recreation patch This patch features a combination of drugs recovered from Roswell, Viagra and birthcontrol to take the male and female integrated army to the next stage, no more ping pong or other games of skill. It's the oldest form of recreation known to man, all induced at appropriate times by appropriate couples with the use of this patch.(If they screw like bunnies they might just forget we sent them to hell)

    Better living through chemistry, it's not just a motto, it's a way of life!

  38. Absolutely not by The+Bungi · · Score: 2
    Is this what ./'ers need during those long coding sessions

    Not until it also releases Dr. Pepper into the bloodstream.

    C'mon!

  39. This makes nutrition neutral from religion by joeflies · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Seems like there are so many restrictions in so many religions in what foods that can be eaten on a given day, then using something like this makes it easy for the army to focus on the task at hand without having to worry about keeping pork/milk/dairy/penuts, etc out of a batch of rations.

    This is army food that even the Atkins diet could love!

  40. But, I don't think they actually made it??? by jshare · · Score: 3, Informative
    It seems (from reading the article, madness, i know) that this is more of a "we need this" than a "we built this" kind of thing.

    What gives?

    -Jordan

  41. Nutrition Patches by reverseengineer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Great, now I can finally do away with that glucose/ephedrine IV!

    --
    "FDA staff reviewers expressed concern about the number of patients who were left out of the study because they died."
  42. I'm confused... by AyeRoxor! · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Is this what ./'ers need during those long coding sessions[?]"

    What's a dot-slasher? :-P

  43. This will NOT work by The+Tyro · · Score: 5, Informative

    Going long-term without eating cannot happen... big problems if you don't feed the gut.

    Critically ill hospitalized patients with long-term abdominal pathology that prevent them from eating (severe Pancreatitis, shotgun wound to the abdomen, Gastric Outlet Obstruction from cancer, Crohns Disease, etc) are at high risk for all kinds of problems. It can even happen with anorexics. They often end up on TPN (total parenteral nutrition)... AKA Intravenous feedings. Long term TPN puts you at risk for some nasty complications (see below), even aside from the risk of TPN itself (you have to have the electrolytes, osmolality, etc just right).

    The current theory is that the intestinal wall needs to be "fed" by absorbing food. Like many things in the body, the gut needs exercise. If it doesn't get it, you get atrophy of the viscera, and bacterial translocation across the gut wall. This results in severe gram-negative sepsis from enteric organisms (think about intravenously injecting feces... it's about the same effect). Overwhelming gram-negative sepsis has a tremendous mortality rate... most don't survive.

    Even without the above complication of not eating, the amount of material (think in terms of simple mass of nutrients) you could get from a transdermal patch is miniscule. There is no way you could absorb enough nutrients to stay alive. Even TPN requires that huge volumes be infused, since it can only be concentrated so much. Some components are not even water soluble (lipids), and have to be given as a suspension. Even worse, TPN has to be given through a central IV line (subclavian, jugular, femoral, PICC), since peripheral veins quickly become unusable from the irritation and osmotic load.

    Honestly, I can't see this satisfying anyone's caloric needs.

    I suspect this will be used primarily to deliver drugs... something we already do.

    --
    Even if a man chops off your hand with a sword, you still have two nice, sharp bones to stick in his eyes.
    1. Re:This will NOT work by Rolo+Tomasi · · Score: 2
      I suspect this will be used primarily to deliver drugs

      Reminds me of playing Syndicate, when an enemy agent would approach, you would pump up your agent's drug levels, so he'd flip out, run 40 mph and shoot everything that moves ... I suppose that's the sort of stuff the military imagines. The next step up from patches would be implanted pumps with drug reservoirs which automatically inject you when a threat arises (heart rate going too high or low, blood pressure dropping, etc.), or allow the commander to give his soldiers a push just before an attack, by pressing a button on a remote ...

      --
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  44. Food patch? Need sleep patch!! by SuperKendall · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I don't need a sticky wafer feeding me fancy "nutraceuticals". That's why they make vending machines, I imagine the pork rinds are chock full of them (not that I could ever bring myself to eat them, mind you. I'm in for the sweet rolls).

    No, what I need is a patch to feed me lots of "nutrazzzzzicals", giving me a full nights sleep while I do whatever. If that means lucid dreams overlaying normal vision, fine (I'll just be really careful who or what I look at), just give me real sleep I don't have to catch up on later.

    --
    "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
  45. Re:Nutrients?? by silentbozo · · Score: 2

    I'm still waiting for someone to come up with a workable exo-skeleton for ground troops. Given all the crap infantry soldiers have to cart into the field these days, some way of augmenting their load capability would go a long way to extending operational range.

  46. Re:No calories? by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 2

    The human body cannot process macronutrients in this manner.

    Now, if you've got a store, a pump, and a catheter to feed directly into the vascular system, you can pump some sort of saline-sugar solution, the way you feed patients who can't eat.

  47. The Food Patch by farnsworth · · Score: 5, Funny
    here's the actual patch:
    Index: human/nerd/coder/employed/on_the_job.h
    ========== ============
    RCS file:
    / universe/ solar_system/ earth/ mamal/ human/ nerd/ coder/ employed/ on_the_job.h,v
    retrieving revision 1.0
    diff -u -r1.0 on_the_job.h

    #include <wake_up.h>
    #include "../../common/move_to_workstation.h"
    -#include "../nutrition/check_slashdot.h"
    +#include <eat_a_bagel.h>
    #include <guzzle_coffee.h>
    --

    There aint no pancake so thin it doesn't have two sides.

  48. Yes, but... by salimma · · Score: 2

    .. how about your poor stomach, being slowly but steadily digested by its own hydrochloric acid and peptides?

    DISCLAIMER: I have not read the article. It's Slashdotted already, dammit! Knowing that hilarious (and worrying) Navy incident of a warship stalling because NT4 crashed, I wonder why...

    --
    Michel
    Fedora Project Contribut
  49. Work Requirement by mrmaster · · Score: 2, Funny

    So when will my job start requiring this new technology so i can work without a lunch break.

  50. Boost, Ensure, etc. by long_john_stewart_mi · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If you want a meal replacement, gulp down a can of Boost. You can get a generic 6 pack for about 7 bucks here in Canada. They have 353 Cal, 17.6g Protein, 44g Carbs, an assload of vitamins, etc. Which seems to be better than those patches. You can drink one in a matter of seconds (that way you don't taste it), and you're good for a couple hours, I'd say. I'm a geek, and I never eat chocolate, drink caffeinated beverages or all that junk, and I still am able to code for long stretches, and, I can also still play my favorite sports. Nutrition is a good thing for your future. These drinks are equivalent to the price of a bottle of Jolt, and they do liven you up, too. Just an alternative view of this hold geekdom thing... Although this reply might be a bit late... Meh...

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  51. Not enough surface area by The+Tyro · · Score: 2

    the surface area of the small intestine is several hundred square meters, and it is particularly adept at absorbing the nutrients you need. The cells that line your intestinal villi and microvilli include several specific cellular pumps on their membranes, specifically so you can move particular compounds.

    Your skin, aside from being a much smaller surface area, has none of these absorptive properties.

    Some drugs that are effective in micro-gram quantities (like fentanyl) can be delivered trans-dermal, but nutrients cannot be delivered in a similar fashion, or at least not in any real quantity. Think about your larger-molecular-weight nutrients... no way those are going through the skin.

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    Even if a man chops off your hand with a sword, you still have two nice, sharp bones to stick in his eyes.
  52. Why a patch? by Adam+J.+Richter · · Score: 2

    Could someone please explain to me the benefit of delivering the food as a skin patch instead of as little food pills or something. For insulin and nicotine, I can understand the need for a controlled continuous release, but why the need for such precision with food?

  53. warfighters by maxpublic · · Score: 2

    Warfighters! Another doubleplusgood word served up to us by our superduperleader and his department of the Fatherland, er, Homeland Defense!

    C'mon! Be Bush's bitch! Throw out that old, not-government-approved terminology like 'soldier' and sign up for your New and Improved English class today!

    Max

    --
    My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?
    1. Re:warfighters by HalfFlat · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I was wondering what was with all the newspeak. At first I uncharitably thought that 'warfighter' might be easier to understand than 'soldier', but it's not like it has any fewer syllables.

      When did 'warfighter' start being bandied about? It's such an offensive word in that Orwellian way.

      Moving from 'citizen' to 'taxpayer' I guess was the beginning of the end. It's enough to make a foodeater sick.

    2. Re:warfighters by Planesdragon · · Score: 2

      C'mon! Be Bush's bitch! Throw out that old, not-government-approved terminology like 'soldier' and sign up for your New and Improved English class today!

      Sailors, Pilots, and Marines are not Soldiers. But they are all Warfighters.

      Sheesh.

    3. Re:warfighters by Planesdragon · · Score: 2

      I was wondering what was with all the newspeak. At first I uncharitably thought that 'warfighter' might be easier to understand than 'soldier', but it's not like it has any fewer syllables.


      It's a different meaning. It's a generic term for "person who fights." While "soldier" means "army guy that fights", and the folks who man battleships or fly figther planes aren't "soldiers."

      Moving from 'citizen' to 'taxpayer' I guess was the beginning of the end. It's enough to make a foodeater sick.

      Not all citizens pay taxes. Not all taxpayers are citizens (MS, IBM, GM, etc.)

      "Taxpayer" is a source of revenue, and should be used when talking about the dollars and the worht of the government. (i.e., "giving the taxpayer what they paid for.")

      "Citizen" means "member of "we the people" as described in the Constitution." Use it when reminding government about their duties, and during elections. (Thought "voter" is a nice subset of "citizen" that is who campaigns really care about.)

      If you see military, government, or news articles that are misleading or confusing these terms, please please please correct them.

    4. Re:warfighters by maxpublic · · Score: 2

      According to my Websters, one of the definitions of 'soldier' is 'any person of mililtary skill or experience'. This would include sailors, pilots and marines.

      Oh, but wait! This is the *old* Websters, not the Government-Approved Websters. Better get rid of this contraband before the jackboots show up at my door!

      Max

      --
      My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?
    5. Re:warfighters by Planesdragon · · Score: 2

      According to my Websters

      Look up "Top Secret", "Classified", "Linux", "GNU", and all of the US military ranks.

      Webseter's is a general dictionary, and does NOT include specific jargon. The military, on the other had, routinely applies specific meaning to otherwise common words to suit their purposes, just like any other specalized population. And the Department of Defense, being part of the military, needs to abide by all of those.

      Oh, but wait! This is the *old* Websters, not the Government-Approved Websters. Better get rid of this contraband before the jackboots show up at my door!

      Unless you join the military, feel free to call them whatever you want. Soldiers, Warfighters, thugs, redcoats, leathernecks, etc., etc. It's a free country--unless you trade you freedom for something else, like the chance to defend your nation and get paid to play wargams with the best toys in the history of mankind...

    6. Re:warfighters by maxpublic · · Score: 2

      Jesus, you really *are* one of Bush's Bitches, aren't you? The word 'soldier' was good enough for our government for more than two centuries - now Bush shows up and somehow it no longer does the trick?

      Please, kiss my ass. Not only is that a crock of shit, but the term 'warfighter' sounds fucking silly. Only a moron would find the term anything less than ludicrous.

      Of course, the fact that Bush actually is a moron explains a great deal, including the inane term 'warfighter'.

      Max

      --
      My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?
    7. Re:warfighters by maxpublic · · Score: 2

      You voted Green, didn't you?

      You've got to be kidding. The Greenies aren't any different than the Democrats or the Republicans. All assholes whose sole goal in life is telling others what they can't do.

      I mean, anyone who signs their /. posts when they're logged in and equates personal tastes with intelligence has got to be a big enough fool to throw away their vote in the closest election in decades.

      Perhaps, but at least I'm not so much a fool as to make myself look like an idiot defending the obnoxious, stupid-sounding term 'warfighter'.

      Max

      --
      My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?
  54. Re:Stolen and destroyed supplies by susano_otter · · Score: 2

    Not necessarily. When the army ships things in bulk, they really do mean bulk. At the strategic/logistical level, targetting nutrient patches would present the same difficulties as targetting MREs. At the tactical level, each soldier could carry a week's worth of the suckers without even noticing--kinda hard to create a shortage when each enemy troop has a surplus in their pockets...

    --

    Any sufficiently well-organized community is indistinguishable from Government.

  55. similarly to to nicotine or birth control patches by tlambert · · Score: 5, Funny

    ..."works similarly to to nicotine or birth control patches"...

    Oh yeah, there's a warehouse mixup waiting to happen.

    -- Terry

  56. Coding and nutrition by ponos · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why do people assume that coding needs a lot
    of food? I mean mental labor definitely requires
    a normal diet, but it is not mountain climbing
    or pentathlon... Even the hardest mental
    activity cannot compare to moderate physical
    activity in terms of calorie consumption.

    Even for the longest coding session a 10 minute
    break to eat something healthier is OK, I suppose.

    For those who worry about micronutrients, a
    nice fresh fruit (orange/apple) is a good idea
    and you can eat it while coding.

    Hydration and electrolyte balance is propably
    more important, especially in conjuction with
    fluid loss from caffeine consumption (diuretic).

    P.

  57. There's a reason why some drugs are legal. by Decimal · · Score: 5, Informative

    Of course, Zoloft, Xanthax, Prozac, Lithium and other popular happy pills which are regularly consumed by a third of americans are considered to be a normal way of life

    What you say is more true than you know. When I started taking Prozac, my life turned around. My life became normal again. So yes, a lot of people probably shouldn't be taking the drugs they do. But a lot of other people should. Please don't associate scientifically tested and proven useful medical drugs with common street drugs. Anybody who scoffs at the use of medications such as SSRIs and thinks of them as nothing more than "happy pills" probably hasn't been or known someone in their life who has suffered from and been diagnosed with major depression.

    Before you jump on the what-about...-train, I'll admit that drugs like marijuana do have ligitimate medical uses. However, recent research has isolated the elements of the plant that work for pain relief from the other elements, such as those that cause the "high" that can permanently damage the brain's pleasure receptors after frequent use. If that first element can be administered seperately in a refined form, say in a pill, shot or nasal spray, it can be safely taken. Heck, even a patch (strangely, sounds almost on-topic). That is the difference between street drugs and prescription drugs.

    Now if advocates put half the energy into fighting the medical industry as they did getting their pet stoner-drug legalized, these prescriptions would be cheap enough for anyone (who needs them) to afford. But prescription drugs make a nice scapegoat (mischaracterise, scream "me too!") for anyone who is cranky that they can't get their daily high.

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    1. Re:There's a reason why some drugs are legal. by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2

      As a former Drugs Support Worker, I've dealt with more people who have been screwed up by psychiatric medicine than street drugs. The big problem was what to do with clients suffering from iatrogenic mental illness. Getting them stoned off their tits for a week while the horrible side-effects of SSRIs turned out to be pretty effective.

    2. Re:There's a reason why some drugs are legal. by glesga_kiss · · Score: 2
      I'll admit that drugs like marijuana do have ligitimate medical uses

      They also have legitimate recreational uses. If I can damage myself by smoking tobacco or drinking alcohol, then I should be allowed to not damage myself if I prefer pot.

      such as those that cause the "high" that can permanently damage the brain's pleasure receptors after frequent use

      Bullshit. Pot has no such effect. The only negative effects are the tars from smoking which can be minimized with a water pipe, or completely eliminated by ingesting pot rather than smoking. Other than that and the desire for junk food, there are far worse things you can do to yourself, like get drunk.

      But prescription drugs make a nice scapegoat

      It's not the drugs themselves, it's the way they are prescribed. I could go down to the doctors just now, say I'm having trouble sleeping (e.g. some sort of worry) and I'd get some Valium without much difficulty. That's a highly addictive and behaviour changing substance. Ditto for prozac.

      However, if you cannot go through your life without a certain drug, then you are a drug addict. Granted, you may not be doing the normal things associated with drug addicts, but you are still dependant.

    3. Re:There's a reason why some drugs are legal. by robson · · Score: 2
      what is this?? You have a prozac deficiency? It IS just a happy pill and many ridicule it as such. As you are popping your next pill, ask youself "whose interest am I serving most by consuming this?". (realizing you won't, but just to make a point) A lot of folks have stock in your taking those pills: pharm companies and doctors have a financial interest of course, politicos who...
      [snip]
      So do I sound like the angry long-term child prescribed ritalin survivor who has gone through depression and found another way out?

      Are you aware that banana seeds are one of the most potent poisons that can be had? I eat them all the time... as a part of the whole fruit, alone the seeds are deadly toxic. Please just get off your islolation soapbox. There are 3 sides to every story...
      [snip]
      ...I didn't have to sit in a crowded downtown pharmacy to pay $50/pill for it. I just went and dropped some seeds in my back yard. Grow your own pal, we are everywhere!

      1. The reason people who take SSRIs reject the term "happy pills" is because they know that the pills don't make you happy. They make you not crushingly and suicidally depressed. There's a big difference there.

      2. And it's not my place to tell anyone how they should be running their life, but your array of self-medication could possibly benefit from two additions: A)a calming agent and B)a focusing agent. ;)
    4. Re:There's a reason why some drugs are legal. by balloonhead · · Score: 2
      The drugs which are on the market make a big difference to a lot of people with mental illness; the problem is that not all the people who take them have mental illness. There is a big difference between someone with a good-going clinical depression (which I presume you had from what you said) and someone who is unhappy. Everyone is unhappy at some point; if it is a reasonable response to circumstances (e.g. bereavement, unemployment, whatever) then that is normal; if it is a prolonged or abnormal response (depressed without any particular reason, unable to get out of it) then this may be abnormal.

      The problem in recent years has been their abuse - a third (or more) US citizens take them. A third are not clinically justified. There are many reasons for this, among them private medicine (financial gain for the MD who prescribes them, lost business if he doesn't as the 'patient' simply goes to someone else and gets them there), litigation (MD is sued if he makes a wrong diagnosis and the patient tried to commit suicide or whatever - it is very easy to justify a prescription if you need to, so it's much harder to sue if you've been overtreated), and the convenience lifestyle of the US - fast food; 24h access to anything you want; kids being normal, boisterous kids but you are too tired to deal with them? Ritalin should sort that out; bad day at work? Have a valium.

      There are legitimate uses for these drugs, but they have become abused. Which is what makes them not very different from street drugs.

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    5. Re:There's a reason why some drugs are legal. by Snafoo · · Score: 4, Informative

      However, recent research has isolated the elements of the plant that work for pain relief from the other elements, such as those that cause the "high" that can permanently damage the brain's pleasure receptors after frequent use.

      Wow, there's nothing like slashdot for unsupported claims about scientific 'fact'.

      Please refer to
      http://www.canorml.org/healthfacts/healthmyths .htm l
      for more info on this and other myths.

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    6. Re:There's a reason why some drugs are legal. by Decimal · · Score: 2

      You mean refer to a pot advocacy site for "myths" on pot use? Gee, that's reliable.

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    7. Re:There's a reason why some drugs are legal. by Snafoo · · Score: 2

      Don't descend into ad hominem attacks. If you're a serious thinker, you'll follow the references and read the studies. Then, you'll check out Google and the nearest university library for references to these studies, their authors and financial backers. Does this sound exhausting? Time consuming? Thinking for yourself is like that, especially when the discussion finds itself at that muddy crossroads where science and politics meet.

      The FAQ cited contains dozens of links to serious
      scientific studies. I encourage you to find any references to studies demonstrating the phenomena asserted by the original post, or indeed documents/studies that contradict any of the major points of the FAQ.

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    8. Re:There's a reason why some drugs are legal. by dandelion_wine · · Score: 2

      Hmm. Well, was in the counseling biz for a fair while, and I can tell you it's a seriously-taken responsibility among those in psychology to determine whether a client might have a chemical/physical disorder, because you can't treat that with counseling. Likewise, we'd like to think of our psychiatric/medical partners as educated and watchful of problems that are not physical in nature, and that they wouldn't try to treat them with drugs. Sadly, I know this is not always the case (perhaps not even often).

      Do remember, also, that clinical depression is not what you get when you get an "F" on that midterm, no matter how trendy depression gets or how many psych terms get appropriated into pop culture. Of course, did negative experiences/conditioning lead to a chemical imbalance, or did the chemical imbalance cause the negative experience -- it may be impossible to determine. A separate issue with regard to chemical imbalances is exactly what lies outside the "normal" range. Well, the answer is usually "who cares!" -- what's normal is what is functional for the individual. If they stop being able to function, there's a problem. (something to think about for those people who wonder if they might be manic/depressive. Maybe the lithium will get rid of the highs and lows, but then again maybe that's just part of who you are. Our brain chemistry's are not alike. Still, if you suffer, who am I to say you should respect your "natural" chemistry?)

      No easy answers, and I do think that the widespread use of drugs to achieve "normality" has a great deal to say about the kinds of lives we choose to lead. If I subject myself to inhuman stresses (job, living space, etc) it's no wonder I may need a drug to feel human again.

      That's for the masses, though, not any one particular case. I have no business telling anyone else how to handle their pain. I get the occasional headache, and probably so do you. When it's bad, I take a tylenol, because I know it works. Did my headache have a physical cause? (a bump on the head, dehydration, etc) Did it have some other cause? (stress or worry) Who cares? I've got a frickin headache, man!

  58. no-sleep patch by jeti · · Score: 2

    Your imagination is behind reality.
    At least the DARPA is doing research
    on that issue.

    Here's a recent german article.

  59. Re:patch by The+Creator · · Score: 2
    ...or go to the bathroom...



    We in the navy always said the cannonfodder shit their pants.

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  60. Re:Hmmm by The+Creator · · Score: 2

    What happens when we run out of skin surface to place all these patches?

    then we ram them down our throat and place them on the inside of our stomacs.

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  61. Fancy vitamin pill by wowbagger · · Score: 4, Informative

    FOLKS!

    This patch is nothing but a fancy vitamin pill. It won't "feed" you any more than a vitamin pill would. RTFA!

    The only advantage this patch has is that it lasts many days - the idea being to prevent soldiers from coming down with beri-beri, scurvy, and other diseases due to lack of vitamins (which MREs are not exactly high in). If you can issue a soldier a patch every week,

    a) You can quickly determine if the soldier is using it - "INSPECTION - Pruuu-zent PATCH!" This is harder to do with a pill.
    b) You only need worry about it once a week - for guys on long range patrol this simplifies life. In combat, simple is good.

    For geeks driving a keyboard, just take your multivitamin every (virtual) morning, along with your coffee, and you will get the same effect.

  62. Slippery Slope by limekiller4 · · Score: 2

    Food Patch? How about a Laid Patch?

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  63. Very sci-fi like but raises interesting questions by theolein · · Score: 2

    US Pilots bombing Canadian soldiers in Afghanistan because they're a bit warped out on speed in Go pills, soldiers on the ground surviving assault rifle hits with armoured vests, nutrient patches to be able to stay fit longer in battle, remotely controled drone bombers. All very in the realm of Lucius Shepard's Green Eyes I think it was, written in the Contra years in the 80's.

    Why is it that I think that things like this will not make better soldiers, but merely soldiers that are more and more dependant on technology to fight?

  64. Chicken-a-la-King anyone? by pvera · · Score: 3, Informative

    I am a US Army vet, but my only exposure to field food was MREs, I never got to see the next generation MREs used now or the older C-rations. When I was in the service the MREs came in diverse enough configurations that there was something for everyone, plus of course the little black market we had running using the M&Ms as a bargain tool.

    Still, MREs had a small problem, it took time to eat them. The MRE not only gave us a certain caloric load per bag, but it also kept us busy for up to 30 minutes (some of us looked forward to getting MREs instead of a chow truck because you would be literally guaranteed 30 minutes of peace from the cadre as long as you looked busy tearing open packets of food). If you are really in a hurry and you don't eat your MREs whole then over time in a long deployment you could start suffering vitamin deficiencies, which is where a patch like that would rock.

    Of course, we know the first three patches that are going to be issued will be:

    1. Caffeine
    2. Tylenol/Motrin
    3. Go pills

    The concept sounds great, but it is just too obvious that they are looking for a clean way to deliver chemicals without needles or pills (plus the patch allows a time release).

    If any of you has never tasted an MRE and has a chance to, go ahead and try it. I have always been picky about food but I never thought I would be so damn well pleased with cold food (the warming jackets were not widely distributed to non-deployed units). Chicken-a-la-King, Beef Stew and "Ham and Omelette" where the best :-)

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  65. The inverse of this patch may be more important... by vudufixit · · Score: 2


    How about one that acts as an external kidney, filtering and accumulating wastes, releasing them through an external one-way valve?
    I think waste elimination would be as important, perhaps more so, since the natural way would involve removing far more protective gear, than feeding or imbibing the conventional way.

  66. Yes...conspiracy theory...douchebag by cyranoVR · · Score: 2

    Those limeys probably got their information about air force phamacueticals from this article written by Marc Bowden The Atlantic Monthly.

    The fact that fighter pilots take "go" pills and "stop" pills so they can withstand 9-hour sorties is common knowledge.

    Anonymous Coward indeed.

  67. Big News, Canada has an Army. by glrotate · · Score: 2

    Take of hoser!

    Eh?

  68. reboot by twitter · · Score: 2

    If Netcraft is not decieved, that would be the way to "fix" it. Netscape on NT, I'm amazed that it has not blue screened yet and is so responsive. If it was IIE, it would be all over by now for the second or third time. Thanks for the insight.

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  69. Another military inspired invention - canned food by twitter · · Score: 2
    Yes, you can thank Napoleon for canned food.

    For those that joke about this patch, I'll bet many of the same jokes were had about canned food in 1812 too. "Who would eat food that had been bottled up for a year? How unwholsome!" Well, look at you now. Does your town have a market where farmers bring their food for you to purchase or do you eat beans from a can? In 100 years or so, people will wonder aloud about why their grandparents troubled themselves with cooking food. They will point to their care free, perfectly ballanced nutition and contrast it to a former world population that was either obese or malnurished. Something will be lost, something will be gained, the methods will be improved.

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  70. Bot Slashers by Hubert_Shrump · · Score: 2

    He said ./'ers, don't panic.

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  71. that's easy by twitter · · Score: 2

    You want stimulation on this job? Chew on a stick of gum, clean up that filthy keyboard, and get back to work! Any more complaining and you are fired. - from the hell job.

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  72. Re:similarly to to nicotine or birth control patch by sean23007 · · Score: 2

    "I'm sorry ma'am, but it really isn't our fault that due to a mixup at our warehouse you got fat and pregnant... by the way, I notice that you are smoking. Would you like to quit? There's a patch for that, too. Just guess which of these three it is..."

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  73. stomach growling? by corvi42 · · Score: 2

    While this is a great idea in some respects, it still fails in others. Part of what makes me "perform less than optimally" when I'm hungry is that my stomach is making all kinds of nasty noises & having nasty feelings. It is rather distracting. Regardless of what I put on my arm, without something in my stomach, it won't stop.

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  74. Re:Egg yolks are better by benzapp · · Score: 2

    Drink down four or five egg yolks for a similar effect.

    Most depression is caused by cholesterol deficiency. Cholesterol is actually so important to our body's health your body punishes you with depression as a result. Our brains, btw, are about 25% cholesterol on average. Cholesterol as you may know is a lipoprotein. That is its a protein with the hydrophobic properties of fat, perfect for the acquious solution of our brain. Our brains could never grow to the size they are without cholesterol.

    Anyway, egg yolks are rich in cholesterol. Drink them down and you will feel tired and happy in a few minutes. Take it before bed time and you will have the a similar effect.

    One of the reason low density lipoproteins are common today is because most cholesterol has been oxidized by heat. So its important to eat only RAW egg yolks. LDL's have no functional purpose in our bodies and do not stimulate seratonin.

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  75. RTFA by abhinavnath · · Score: 2

    Honestly, I can't see this satisfying anyone's caloric needs.

    Sigh... this patch isn't trying to deliver calories. It's trying to deliver micronutrients - vitamins and minerals. Just RTFA.

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  76. Solders Shaving Testicles by core+plexus · · Score: 2
    Haha, good one. Depends upon your MOS, actually. There are some jobs that don't require testicles, but I won't get into that.

    That's where the testosterone patch was supposed to be applied, but I never had one, and probably wouldn't go there, unless I really needed it. I guess I thought it was a funny picture, solders shaving their testicles before a mission to apply 'food patches'. Actually, it's still funny to me. I mean I did some weird things when I was in the Army, but that wasn't one of them.

    Solders Shaving Testicles-Say it ten times, fast.

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  77. It's just tradition. by core+plexus · · Score: 2
    It's just tradition. When you are transferred to a new unit, the unit you just came from was the best, even though just a week ago you were yelling "SHORT" (as in short timer) and telling everyone what a suck-ass unit it is. Same with the rations. You could have a piping hot pizza and a six-pack delivered by a hot girl and still someone will complain.

    I know MRE's and even old rations are held in high regard in some places, but when I trained with the Brits and French, they had hot and cold running water in their tanks for tea (Brits) and wine in their rations (French). However, I have eaten some local fare that I would gladly go back to MRE's, or even dogs; for example rancid soups, fermented fish heads, and the stomach contents of an ungulate.

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  78. Too late for this guy - by DotComVictim · · Score: 2

    Hey, just imagine being able to game for 86 hours straight. It sure would have helped this guy.

  79. Hmph. by The+Tyro · · Score: 2

    Perhaps you should study some physiology before you criticize.

    The article talks about nutraceuticals (who knows what they are talking about? Sounds suspiciously like non-specific marketing speak to me) and vitamins/nutrients.

    How exactly do you think they are going to deliver water-soluble vitamins through the skin? The keratinized squamous epithelium is quite water resistant. How about fat-soluble vitamins? Do you think simple diffusion is going to bring in enough to satisfy someone's RDA?

    The skin is not porous enough, and is not designed for absorption... in fact, the exact opposite is true. Unless a soldier in the field suddenly develops a B-12 deficiency (something that takes years), putting a patch on his arm is not going to boost his performance one iota.

    The point I was making is this: with the exception of some drugs that are effective in very small quantities (Clonidine, Nicotine, Fentanyl) you cannot deliver sufficient material this way. Giving someone some kind of "nutraceutical" is not going to change the fact that their blood sugar is low from not eating.

    I hope that clarifies it for you.

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  80. Could someone explain to me... by cr0sh · · Score: 2
    What the science is behind these patches, and why (at least the nicotine ones - are others the same way?) they smell like cat p!ss (I know there has to be some ammonia component)?

    I also wonder why (you would think it would be a nice logical progression) there haven't turned up any common (or new) illegal drug patches (ie, a cocaine, amphetimine, or THC patch - or an LSD patch)? Heck, why not any common drug patches (pain relief patch - not heat, but real pain blocking chems, or cold relief - though these probably don't matter because taking pills in our society is seen as "normal" - so why not illegal drugs in pill form - sort like LSD sugar cubes)?

    Every since transdermal nicotine patches came out, I have kept thinking that some illegal drug entreprenour would come out with such a patch - but nothing, so far. So why not? Does something in the makeup of the patch prevent it (ie, chemical incompatibilities or something similar)? I doubt it is fear of patent infringements...

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  81. Re:I'm not anorexic... by emmons · · Score: 2

    Hey! Insensitive bastard! :)

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