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Is Windows Ready For Joe Longneck?

Carewolf writes "Is Windows ready for the desktop? We have heard it year after year, that now is the time for Windows on the desktop. But is it really time? Richard K. Yamauchi at OSNews don't think so and has writen a piece that list a number of issues that needs to be solved before Windows is really ready for the masses and "Joe Longkneck"."

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  1. Yes by YetAnotherDave · · Score: 4, Funny

    of course it is, but is he ready for linux :)

    1. Re:Yes by YetAnotherDave · · Score: 3, Funny

      error, poster is a dolt :)

      I've been reading 'is linux ready' for so long
      I see it when it's not even there

  2. My favorite reason here... by Carrierwave · · Score: 5, Funny

    "User interface. Look, XP has the best colors on any OS I've ever seen. Why would you use an OS with inferior colors?" Because God knows that's exactly why we should decide on one piece of software over another...

    1. Re:My favorite reason here... by ckaminski · · Score: 4, Interesting


      HOW can you possibly say that with a straight face and mean it? Unless you really believe it. Please tell me, AC, how different from NT 4.0 or 2000 that XP really is? Oh wait, it boots faster? Or hold on a sec, the games are in a completely different place. Or maybe it's this new fast-user switching?? Gee, that is kinda rough.

      Now how about copy-paste? Still CTRL-C, CTRL-V huh? Hmm... Alt-F4? Still works. Still got the minimize, maximize, close and system buttons on the title bar... doubleclicking the titlebar still maximizes... pgup pgdown still work...

      Please, I'm VERY curious to know. Just how unusable is XP? Really? I mean, this row of secretaries over here saving dozens of trees by using Word Excel and Email are really confused because they're getting their jobs done with an obviously broken operating system...

      </rant>

  3. buwhahahah by SirSlud · · Score: 5, Funny

    Its funny!

    The paragraph on clicking is worth the whole article alone. Why are the funniest things always the closest to the truth. :)

    Always reminded me of the "mac needs a second mouse button" rant. Its true that power users love the second mouse button, but it still makes me want to pull my hair out when people single click on shit that needs double clicking, and even worse, trying to guide somebody through the gui and having them double clicking where they should be single clicking.

    Say what you will about Windows, but the clicking conventions are a complete and utter mess. I'm not even sure power users can predict with 100% certainty when a particular drag and drop in a particular context will result in a move, copy, or make shortcut action. (And yes I know about the left click drag - its hilarious, that feature is a total hack for how confusing the drag & drop heuristics are.)

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    1. Re:buwhahahah by CSG_SurferDude · · Score: 5, Funny

      REAL mice have THREE buttons...

      Not One,

      Nor Two,

      But Three, is the number of buttons on a real mouse.

    2. Re:buwhahahah by Walterk · · Score: 4, Funny

      Repeat after me. REAL mice have FIVE buttons...

      The buttons on a mice shall not be six, nor shall it be four. It shall be five.
      Three is right out. Five shall be the numbers of buttons on a mouse.

    3. Re:buwhahahah by rppp01 · · Score: 3, Funny

      First shalt thou take out the Holy Mouse. Then, shalt thou count to three buttons, no more, no less. Three buttons shalt be the numbe thou shalt count, and the number of the buttons shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, exepting that thou then proceed to three buttons. Five is right out! Once the number three, being the third mouse button be reached, then usest thou thy Holy Mouse of Logitech to open scores of Windows, who, being shitty in my sight, shall snuff it.

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    4. Re:buwhahahah by Elendil · · Score: 2, Insightful

      REAL mice also have WHEEL.

      This is irrelevant, since REAL keyboards have a PgDn key...

    5. Re:buwhahahah by ilyag · · Score: 2, Funny

      Real mice have two ears and a tail.

    6. Re:buwhahahah by Walterk · · Score: 2, Funny

      Anyone who maps a mouse button to go to slashdot needs to have his(/her) computer forcibly removed.

    7. Re:buwhahahah by Thurn+und+Taxis · · Score: 3, Funny
      > Real mice have two ears and a tail.

      They also have two buttons and white gloves and won't fall into the public domain for another 800 years.

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  4. "Don't Touch" directory by southpolesammy · · Score: 2
    Just like the old quote goes...


    "The best way to get someone to touch something is to put a sign on it that says Don't touch"...

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  5. Comic Relief by shiflett · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Despite all of the negative comments, I thought this bit of satire was refreshing.

    I only wish the article went into a bit more detail about all of the challenges Windows faces on the desktop. In order to be funny, some things were exaggerated too much at the risk of discrediting valid points.

    After reading the same types of articles with Linux as the subject matter, I am tired of seeing them all have the slanted perspective of, "Is Linux ready for Windows users?"

    Point 10 reminded me of a Gateway advertisement I saw recently for a computer that comes with the Internet:

    10. Freedom. You can use the inter net with Windows XP. It's built in.

  6. Very true by phorm · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As users get more and more attached to windows, this actual becomes more and more true. Linux may now or in the future be ready for the desktop user, but even if linux were to look 95% like windows (see Lindows, Lycoris), will the average Joe user be ready to switch?
    Even if it's somebody who's not used windows, or at least not often, will Joe User overcome the stigma that "Linux" is for geeks? And if it's a longtime windows user, will Joe U be mentally ready and willing to switch, especially when all his friends are using windows. People are notoriously resistant to change, even good change.
    If 'nix crawls into the office desktop market, it stands a better chance of getting into the home desktop market. And the #1 reason it would get onto office desktops is of course: cost and licensing. Perhaps after we get 1 or 2 large companise sucessfully using a 'nix desktop, people will become more aware of linux as something other than a geek tool.

    1. Re:Very true by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Please be so kind as to take your stale FUD elsewhere."

      FUD? This is last week's experience. Changing video modes is a bitch.

      If that's not the average experience, that's fine. If people are having my experience, then that's another story.

      As for what I actually said in my comment, it was not as much a gripe about a problem I had last week, but more of a reflection of some of the problems that plague Linux. It's really meant to be used with the CLI. Simple as that. You can ignore my complaint (how typical) or you can address it. You chose to accuse me of spreading fud. If that's the type of bs newbs like me are going to have to deal with, then the parent poster is right, you can forget about Linux ever making it mainstream.

    2. Re:Very true by drpatt · · Score: 5, Insightful
      ... will Joe User overcome the stigma that "Linux" is for geeks?

      That depends on the geeks who perpetuate this stigma by telling Joe that he can't handle Linux because he is just a dumb Windoze luser.

    3. Re:Very true by mvdwege · · Score: 4, Informative

      If X is properly set up by your distro vendor, it will automatically detect and use the highest possible resolution your videocard/monitor combo can handle. Simply switching monitors should not influence that.

      Now, in certain edge cases, this may turn out to be problematic. But then again, the solution to similar problems in Windows often mean editing the registry (getting nVidia drivers to do more than 60Hz refresh on some systems for example).

      Therefore, since this is not a common failing (as you yourself admit it might not be), and since similar problems on Windows are as complex to find a solution for, your snide remarks at config file editing were uncalled for. Since us Linux users have been hearing this for years ('Linux is hard because you have to edit config files'), I think I have a right to feel slightly irate and call your post FUD. Heck, if you had complained that setting the default resolution to a different setting than the maximum possible involved editing XF86Config, I would not have been so harsh, even though the major distros do provide graphical tools for this task.

      I did not ignore your comment. I did point out that in the vast majority of cases your comment is inapplicable. Your sneer of 'how typical' is more typical of Linux-bashing MS astroturfer trying to deflect attention from the fact that he's been caught out.

      Problems will happen on any system, but if you can't even do enough research to find out that your problem is not common, you shouldn't be surprised if people give you attitude.

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    4. Re:Very true by kien · · Score: 4, Insightful
      ... will Joe User overcome the stigma that "Linux" is for geeks?

      That depends on the geeks who perpetuate this stigma by telling Joe that he can't handle Linux because he is just a dumb Windoze luser.


      I wish I had mod points. That was insightful. I've found that people are much more willing to try GNU/Linux when I encourage them to ask questions and experiment. It also helps if you're willing to help people solve their Windows problems...your opinion means more after a few Windows driver updates so they're much more open to the idea of trying something different if you recommend it.

      I also never recommend that a lifelong Windows user switch "cold-turkey". I help them set up a dual-boot system so that they can always fall back to what they know if they need to or if (and I know it's heresy to mention it but...) something just works better in Windows currently. It takes a lot of patience to teach people how to solve problems (in GNU/Linux or in Windows) but it pays off in the long run. You know, that whole "teach a man to fish" analogy and all.

      Educating people is what we need to be doing...not convincing them. Teach them how to be geeks themselves and then let them make their own informed decision about what they like best. Seems to work most of the time; people are very interested in saving money and, once they're aware of the options and over the learning curve of a new environment, I've found that most of them prefer GNU/Linux. (And all the games included in the distros helps them win over their families.)

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    5. Re:Very true by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      "Therefore, since this is not a common failing (as you yourself admit it might not be), and since similar problems on Windows are as complex to find a solution for, your snide remarks at config file editing were uncalled for..."

      My comment was very much called for. First off, your example is not relevant. The problem with Nvidia's card (assuming that problem ever existed, let's pretend it did) was not Microsoft's fault. Video support in Windows works very well. If it took a registry hack to make the Nvidia card work, then Nvidia fucked up pretty bad. Know what that means? It means that Linux is just as vulnerable to problems like that. Only, to fix a problem like that, you better know your way around shell.

      Secondly, MS provides you with a UI to install, configure, and troubleshoot video card problems. If KDE or Gnome has something like that, I've yet to find it. Strike 2 against Linux.

      "I did point out that in the vast majority of cases your comment is inapplicable"

      So let me get this straight: Having to enter shell and edit a text file is a totally acceptable way for Joe Longneck to maintain his machine? Sorry bud, you missed my point entirely. I'd try to explain it more clearly if I thought you would respond rationally, instead you're trying to attack my credibility. Pity though, you really should listen. I'm a Systems Analyst. My job is to make my company's products usable. If that's not credibiilty enough to let you know when something's broken from the user-end point of view, then you are ready to be promoted to Mindless Linux Zealot.

      "Your sneer of 'how typical' is more typical of Linux-bashing MS astroturfer trying to deflect attention from the fact that he's been caught out."

      Heh. I could say the same for your response to my comment. "Oh yeah? Oh YEAH?! Well Windows has the .. uh. registry! Yeah! And it.. uh.. well I'll make up something and present it as a devastating blow to your case! That way, I won't have to answer the tough questions about how usable Linux really is! Yeah!!"

      You're nitpicking the details (like a true MS Bashing Linux Astroturfer) trying to prove that the problem I had didn't really exist. So yeah, you deserved the 'how typical' comment.

      "Problems will happen on any system, but if you can't even do enough research to find out that your problem is not common, you shouldn't be surprised if people give you attitude."

      How am I or John Longneck supposed to know if it's common or not? That's exactly what this thread is about. You Linux Zealots think the user has to know more about their computer than they should to make it work. It's your attitude that it's not called for. "Well your problem isn't commmon, so we don't need to address it'. Bull-fucking-shit. What happened to me is exactly the type of problem that'll make somebody say "Fuck it, I'm installing Windows. It works."

      So yeah, I can undrstand your defensive attitude. You were 'caught out' just like the guy who started this thread predicted. Thank you for illustrating his point.

    6. Re:Very true by Archie+Steel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Changing resolutions dynamically is possible by doing Ctrl-Alt-plus or Ctrl-Alt-minus, though that will not change the actual desktop size, which is less than ideal. However, the new RandR extension in XFree86 permits the dynamic resize, mode change, refresh change and even orientation change of the desktop on-the-fly. Expect it to be usable in control panel form as early as KDE 3.2 (due some time in the spring, I guess).

      Right now, however, you can change the screen resolution for the next time you restart X without actually editing XF86Config-4, using the appropriate GUI app that comes with your distro (Mandrake Control Center for Mandrake, etc.). So, in a way, you are right in the sense that you need to restart X to truly change modes (and total desktop area) - however you are mistaken on all other accounts. I will agree with you that most other posters failed miserably in giving you this simple piece of information...c'mon guys, don't be so emotional!

      In any case, this is really not a big issue, as most people don't resize their desktop once they've set it up to their liking...but now, with the RandR X extension, they'll be able to do it in real time. (Note: you can try it if you have the latest version of X, I think, by using the command "xrandr", but I believe the Desktop and Window managers are not yet aware of it, so it will probably cause some General Weirdness...type "man xrandr" to see how to use it.)

      Have a nice day...

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    7. Re:Very true by kien · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I have to disagree. I used to advocate linux to everyone, until I discovered that most people simply aren't interested in the concept of GPL'ed software ("well, I didn't pay for my pirate copies of windows/office/photoshop, so what's the difference??") and definitely aren't interested in learning a new gui. Doesn't matter if it's more useful, has more features and can help you get things done faster - most of my friends aren't even interested in trying Mozilla instead of IE on windows ... and why? It's because the interface is different and they have to learn something new.

      Please stop trying to "advocate linux to everyone". Just...stop. Teach them, Help them, Educate them and Support them...but stop trying to convince them.

      The second point that always crops up is that people want to have every single feature that was ever available under windows when running linux - that means the ability to run all their common apps, like office and photoshop. OpenOffice and GIMP don't impress them, because they just see an interface they're not familiar with and there'll always be one feature ("How do I use Endnote with OpenOffice?" ... "What, I can't? Well, what good is that?"; or "How do I make colour seperations with GIMP" ... "What, GIMP doesn't even handle CMYK colour? What kind of a useless program is that?") that they can't do without.

      That's called a learning curve. Ask them how much they knew about Photoshop or any of the Office apps until they took the time to learn? And offer to help them learn.

      These days I don't advocate linux. If anyone asks me about it, I tell them that it's very different to Windows, and it has some advantages and some disadvantages. But to claim that linux is the Godsend for all users is not just delusional, it's really counterproductive - it causes new users to be rapidly disillusioned and they'll probably never try linux again.

      Good. Don't advocate GNU/Linux. Educate people to the point where they can evaluate GNU/Linux vs. Windows on their own merits. GNU/Linux is not a "Godsend"...it's an affordable option to proprietary, expensive, invasive software.

      I've read many posts on slashdot from users who've said "I tried linux in '98 and it didn't have this and it didn't do that, and I've used windows ever since". Where do you think this kind of attitude comes from if not from the linux-zealot who practically forces all their friends, mum and dad, grandma ... not to mention the family dog ... to use linux, and proudly boasts how their kid sister aged 2 and three-quarters prefers linux to windows? It creates this concept that linux can do everything from make you coffee in the morning to wash the dishes at night.

      I couldn't agree more. We, as a community, need to focus more on education and less on Microsoft-bashing. If we're right, and GNU/Linux/*BSD/Mac are Good Things(tm), then showing people their options does us much more good than bashing Microsoft. (Besides...MS-bashing really is like shooting fish in a barrel to anyone with a computer security background.)

      It's foolish - like it or not, linux is primarily a "geek" OS. As long as it is GPL software based it always will be; it's only when commercial companies start developing software for it that it will ever become usable for the masses. Even the projects designed to bring linux to "Joe Longneck" seem more concerned with creating endless eye-candy than with providing speed, usability and userfriendliness.

      Well, you kinda veered into FUD-ville here. Can you qualify any those statements? Or...wait...Bill, is that you? I didn't know you were still trolling slashdot! :)

      And after all the coercing the user into running linux - is it worth it? Have they gained anything in terms of usability/functionality/price? Generally, the answer is no, and I hate to say it but I really think that most users are better off with Windows at the moment, and probably will be for some time yet.

      Wow, you really went off the reservation of simply disagreeing with me with this one. Where did you read that I advocated "coercing" people into running GNU/Linux? You're entitled to your opinion that people are better off running Windows and I won't argue otherwise; I'm too busy showing them the alternatives and letting them make the ultimate decision.

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    8. Re:Very true by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Secondly, MS provides you with a UI to install, configure, and troubleshoot video card problems. If KDE or Gnome has something like that, I've yet to find it. Strike 2 against Linux.

      Every distro I've tried has such a GUI. KDE and GNOME themselves don't provide it, the distro plugs it in, so if you didn't see one then either you were using a distro meant for users who don't mind text files, or you didn't look hard enough. Only, to fix a problem like that, you better know your way around shell.

      Do you have any idea at all how difficult it is to use the registry? Even advanced users get it wrong. How many times in PC magazines have you seen the answer to a question start with "Well, first back up your registry, editing the registry is dangerous...."

      I know I have loads of times.

      The registry is an utterly huge mess of undocumented magic keys whos meaning may or may not be obvious from the name or location. It's organized in a way that must have made sense to those guys at Redmond, there are lots of inter-folder linkages done manually, and it takes forever to search .

      Users find registry editing, which is all too often necessary, hard. But people edit text files all the time. Sure, so if you use kate instead of kword there's no bold button, big deal. It's still a lot easier than the closest equivalent on Windows.

      I'm a Systems Analyst. My job is to make my company's products usable. If that's not credibiilty enough to let you know when something's broken from the user-end point of view, then you are ready to be promoted to Mindless Linux Zealot.

      What kind of an attitude is that? I'm a Systems Analyst, so if you don't agree with me you're a mindless zealot?

      That's a bloody arrogant attitude. Let me tell you this, I have done my time on tech support which most definately involves more dealing with frustrated and unhappy end users, and out of restoring Windows to a working state when things go wrong and restoring Linux, Linux wins every single time. Problems inflict all operating systems, to pretend that if something doesn't work in Windows it's an isolated case that isn't Microsofts fault is ridiculous.

    9. Re:Very true by PyroMosh · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Listen, Betamax was a better format than VHS, and I knew this. But did I ever go out and buy a Betamax player? No. Why not? Because Blockbuster doesn't carry Beta. Because my friends, my mom, and everyone I know don't have Beta.

      Now, I use Linux for my webservers, and it works fine there. Just like I've (okay, my production people have, not me) used betamax for video production in the past. If you need professional grade, and you're not trying to acomodate the end user, these tools are great.

      But I *like* being able to go to CompUSA and actually be able to buy a game. Not go to CompUSA, look at a huge shelf of software and hunt for the 5 titles that have a *nix version, out of the 150 titles they have in stock. Hell, the situation is better on the Mac, and it's still not to the point where I'd own a Mac, even though I know that OSX is supperior to windows in many ways.

      I honestly think that trying to "win the hearts and minds of joe sixpack" over to *nix is a BAD thing. With windows, we have a standard. I could argue for how great the wierd little wall outlet plugs they have in Europe are, but I'd be a moron to install them in my home if I lived in the USA.

      The Atari Jaguar was a much better game system than PS One, but it had crap for software, and not much of it at that. So it died. Should we have pushed for everyone to go buy a Jaguar instead of a Playstation because it was better? Never mind the fact that the games people wanted to play were on playstation. No, this is about good vs evil! We have to figure out a way to prop up Atari!

      It's the same thing. I know this is an unpopular opinion, but once something achievs a certain critical mass of market penetration, it becomes a standard. And trying to change these standards to incompatible ones hurts.

      Now, the audio market has made a shift several times. Records -> 8 Tracks -> Tapes -> CDs
      Video has done this once VHS -> DVD. But with each of these, there was compelling demand for bringing something new to the table. And in each instance, the old format was looking very long in the tooth.

      But someone please explain to me why we need to topple windows (Which in my opinion is more mature for the end user than any OS except for OSX) rather than developing it further? Or in this case, being closed source, alowing (and encouraging) Microsoft to take it further? I won't let this become an open source vs closed sourse debate. It's irrelivant. I've never looked at the code of 99% of the open source software I run. And I know that the fact that I've looked at source code at all EVER puts me in a very small minoriity. MY MOM DOES NOT NEED THE SOURCE CODE TO HER SOUND CARD DRIVERS!!! If *you* like to tinker... if *you* like to hack the code, more power to you! But why does this mean that we need to overthrow Microsoft's monopoly, and install one that only a minority want?

      Is Microsoft a monopoly? Yes. Are they abusing that? Yes. Should they be punished? Yes.

      But itself Windows is not bad. It's a good OS. It is not evil. It is a product. I hate a lot of things Sony does, I hate their stupid useless standards that they try to impose, and I hate how they ran MiniDisc into the ground rather than letting it compete as an open standard against CDs. But I love Trinitrons. And I feel that Sony makes better TVs and Mointors than any others I can afford.

      I make a distinction between companies and their products. I buy Sony TVs, Camcorders and DVD players, but I refrain on Playstations (I'm a Nintendo fanboy) and anything involving memory stick. And I write letters to Sony telling them why my money goes to Olympus, rather than getting a shiny new Sony Digital Camera with the Carl Zeiss lense, or why I decided not to opt for the Aiwa stereo and went Pioneer instead, or to Nintendo and Panasonic, urging them to bring the Gamecube/DVD player hybrid goodness that is the Q to the U.S., or to Microsoft urging them to bring features like the ability to keep one user's apps running in the background while another user is logged in and using the computer, which I'm told was just introduced in XP.

      Companies listen to users, they want to please their customers, so that they can make more money off of them. I have a brand new copy of XP sitting on my desk waiting to be installed, because I'm hyped about some of the new features it brings to the table over Win2K. Microsoft is pleasing me on the OS front. But I don't use their browser. I use Mozilla. People have every right to freak out when something isn't the way they expect. These hybrid cars from Honda and Toyota are great because they work like cars, not golf carts. You don't have to plug them in. They fuel up at the same fuel station as everyone else. People are used to that. Just like they are used to MS word, and being able to port documents between home and work.

      You can name thousand and one reasons why Windows sucks. But I don't see any advantage in throwing it out and improving on *nix to get it up to where Windows is now, rather than improving Windows to make it better.

  7. What some people don't realize by matt_fk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Windows revolutionized the Desktop for the masses.. the funny part about this article is.. it's still not ready for us!

    1. Re:What some people don't realize by Tony · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Windows revolutionized the Desktop for the masses..

      This is a common misconception. MS-Windows revolutionized the desktop in the same way that Budweiser revolutionized beer: cheap and easily-accessible, but not necessarily good or original.

      So much came before MS-Windows that was better-executed (unlike MS-Windows, which is better off executed), such as Altos, AmigaOS, MacOS, Lisa, etc. Since then, Microsoft has not improved much on the interface, concentrating instead on making it prettier. Their few attempts at innovation (such as MS Bob) failed dramatically, and usually quite publicly.

      The desktop revolution occurred in spite of MS-Windows, not because of it. The revolution was going to happen, with or without MS-Windows; Microsoft just happened to be in the right place at the right time to force the industry to move their way.

      As interfaces such as NextSTEP have shown, the desktop should be a lot better than it is currently. But, Microsoft cannot afford to do anything radical with their desktop; they must move slowly and incrementally, or chance losing their customer base. That is why, though XP was touted as being a "revolutionary" interface, it is really hardly different from MS-Windows 2000.

      Clever hackers would take advantage of this interface inertia. Instead of duplicating MS-Windows, we should spend a good part of our effort changing the way people think about information. I don't have all the answers, but I can say that the stupid MS-Windows interface should not be a design template for our own desktops. If we do, we are merely consigning ourselves to a life of constant catch-up to an inferior operating system and an inferior desktop.

      At least, that's my opinion. I could be wrong.

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  8. The Norms by Acidic_Diarrhea · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Perhaps you were just pointing out that this is a rather ridculous and amusing truism but, in the case that you weren't, I'd like to interject. To the average non-techie, the colors of the software play any important role. For Windows, the default color scheme has to be a good one because when people pick up the box on store shelves or see it on a display computer, about the only way they can evaluate it is by determining whether they think it's appealing to the eye or not. They don't know any important questions to ask about an OS - to them multi-threading involves sewing a hole quickly and benchmarking is some type of flaw or defect in a seating-device. In software, I'd guess that 80% (a figure I pulled entirely from thin air, so don't ask for a source, I'm just guessing) of the market will be convinced and swayed by fun bells and whistles and not usuability or performance.

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    1. Re:The Norms by Apreche · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well I was in CompUSA the other day and I heard a normal guy talking to one of the salesfolk. I myself was inspecting Viewsonic's tablet pcs and wireless monitors (oooh, ahhh). This guy was obviously not a techie. He also wasn't an idiot either, as many techies assume all non techies to be. He was asking the sales guy about one of HPs new machines. The questions he asked were pretty simple. Can this machine make CDs? Can I take video from my camera and edit it on here? Can I edit music on here? He didn't care if the machine was fast or slow, or what resolutiont he monitor ran at. He just wanted to know the capabilities of the machine.

      When normal people buy computers they don't think of it the same way we do. They think of it just like buying a DVD player. It's a machine that is going to do a few things. The one I get has to be able to do the things I want. They don't care what OS, how fast, or anything. Because you can't care about what you don't know about. This guy wanted a machine that could help him do multimedia work. Sounded like amateur film making or home movies or something. And that particular machine did the job for him at the right price. That's why he left the store with it. He probably could have gotten a faster machine for less money, but what he got was adequate.

      The reason people go to Windows so often is because some of the things they want their machine to do, can't be done with linux. The high quality polished interfaces and software just aren't there. Does linux have stuff as nice as After Effects and Premiere? No. So if someone wants to do video linux is already out of the picture. Does it have AutoCAD? no, so architects aren't goign to use it. Games? no.

      Windows is and has been ready for the desktop for a long long time. It does EVERYTHING. It may not do it well, and it may crash sometimes, and linux may be more powerful, faster, more stable, or better, at certaint things. But if there is somethign you want your computer to do. And computers are capable of doing it. Then a computer with Windows is capable of doing it. That can't be said for any other operating system. When someone else is selling a machine that does everything, you need to sell a machine that does more than everything to even stand a chance.

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    2. Re:The Norms by moosesocks · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'll have to disagree with you on this here. In its shipping configuration, windows xp CAN make cds, but cannot eidt video (the version of movie maker that ships with XP is a joke), pictures, and windows media player is one of the most confusing programs in existance.

      On the other hand, Macs do this out of the box. Cd recording, movie editing, image editing, and audio all work well and intuitively OUT OF THE BOX.

      In windows' defence, I will say that I recently bought a sony PC which had a slew of preinstalled software at no extra price - Premere LE, Sound Forge and ACID, Photoshop LE, and a media player which wasn't as good as iTunes, but definitely beat windows media player. If the normal version of windows did all of this, I'd be happier, but it doesn't, and requires a lot of extra (expensive) software do it. Apple bundles utilities to do all these things INTUITIVELY, and intergrates them well into the OS. If you want something more powerful, go get Final Cut, photoshop, premere, etc. But, for most people, the iApps are fine.

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    3. Re:The Norms by axxackall · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Run my X11 software?

      You know that most of end-users do not have any of your X11 software?

      The fact is that Windows is sometimes the right tool for the job...

      The problem of both Linux and Macosx is that Windows is the right tool for the job for 99% of end-user tasks.

      Apple understands it and attempts to fix it as hard as possible. If Linux developers won't understand and fix it than there is no chance for Linux on desktops of end-users. Actually I am negatively surprized how big software player keep feeding their direct mono-competitor.

      Hello, IBM! We heard a lot of your Linux support. How about Lotus for Linux? Don't you want to "help" to your "friend" Microsoft to loose more users?

      Hello, Sun! You can do better with Star/Open Office in terms of usability, stability and compatibility!

      Hello, HP! Can you repeat again why my HP scanner is not recognized by xSANE?

      Hello, Adobe! You're so naive tha you really hope that Apple will sell more Macs in future with your software. Don't you have any hope for Photoshop/Illustrator/Premier on Linux?

      I understand that opensource developers don't understand end-users. But I don't understand software giants.

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    4. Re:The Norms by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 2, Informative

      Run my X11 software? No?

      Depends on what you mean by 'run'. There are X11 servers so you can access your favorite window manager or desktop environment from within Windows, so maybe the answer is 'Yes'. If you mean 'execute *nix binaries', then the answer would be 'No', mostly.

      How about the best page-layout software? Hmm, mostly need a Mac for that, huh?

      No, there's a Windows version available too. (No assertions made about the relative quality of each version.)

      Okay, well I'm sure Windows will work great with my Firewire-based A/D audio rack...

      Not to dismiss you out of hand, but you show me a 'Joe Longneck' at CompUSA asking the salesdrone 'Can I hook up my Firewire-based A/D audio rack to this PC???' and I will eat a stick of RAM like it was Juicyfruit.

      Congratulations on identifying a tiny niche of consumers for which Windows is not a reasonable desktop solution, but that doesn't do anything to refute the claim that 'for MOST people, Windows on the desktop is acceptable'.

  9. mostly satire but point #9 is valid ... by HealYourChurchWebSit · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I know the author of the article says he's sorta writing a satire of another article (yes, some of us do read the article) --- but one point he makes I think strikes home at some potential problems downline for Microsoft when he writes
    9. Dev tools. Student versions of VB start at like $100. Try developing something on VMS without spending $60,000, and then try to make application without taking a class or reading book. VB has a WIZARD to create an app. And, if you want the enterprise level, you'll never have to spend more that $1000 for you PC to get all the dev tools.
    The problem is that the development tools have indeed become too expensive. Long gone are the days where one could buy a simple 'Turbo' this or 'Visual' that compiler for $99.95. And along with that, goes much of the supportive development by independent programmers and small companies.

    Similarly, have you seen what it takes in the way of system resources to write a simple COM component perhaps a XML-based web service on .NET Arguably, it is the inexpensive compiler that encouraged us to suffer through MS-DOS and early versions of Windows over other operating systems because you could at least roll something on your own. I don't see that happening with the new breed .NET.

    Sure, J2EE is a behemoth as well, but at least you're not going to get licensed out the wazoo and knickle-n-dimed to death when you write your 150 lines to say "Hello World!"

    Need proof? Turbo Pascal -- it changed the way we looked at the PC.

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    1. Re:mostly satire but point #9 is valid ... by barries · · Score: 2, Informative
      The problem is that the development tools have indeed become too expensive. Long gone are the days where one could buy a simple 'Turbo' this or 'Visual' that compiler for $99.95.

      Instead, you have to download *free* tools. And suffer the ignominy of reading man pages and using Google! That just sucks. I want to spend my $50 on TurboPascal or the old shareware C compilers you could get back then!

      - Barrie
      (who still has a TurboPascal in the original shrinkwrap with the little handwritten pricetag on it from the mom&pop computer shop that sold them in his neighborhood back in the 80s)

    2. Re:mostly satire but point #9 is valid ... by Schnapple · · Score: 2, Insightful
      You seem to have two quibbles:
      1. Development has become too expensive, and
      2. Development has become too difficult
      The first point has been addressed (most usefull skills like J2EE and .NET are in fact essentially free to learn).

      Although I hate to see small companies and independent developers hit, I don't agree with the idea that computer programming should be easier or less difficult. This is programming, not assembling furniture. It's now to the point where even the "hold-your-hand" RAD tools are cutting off the non-serious users (VB6 was the bane of bad programming, but VB.NET forces its users to code better, and VB6 "coders" aren't happy about it).

      It's exponentially more difficult to be a programmer today than it was, say, twenty years ago and so what I see a lot of (and I'm not saying this is you) is people who got in on the low end (i.e., COBOL thirty years ago) and somewhere between Object Oriented and Polymorphism, fell off the curve. I work at a University that's moving (at some point) from a COBOL-based mainframe to a "web-based" system (whatever that means - PeopleSoft, .NET, something) and the majority of the people who work with me (most of which are at least thirty years older than me) just want to put it off until after they retire.

      Once you get ensconced in "difficult" programming, you will either understand why it is how it is and why it is so difficult (i.e., it won't be so difficult anymore) or you'll get so flustered with it that you'll find another profession or hobby. And as programming gets more and more difficult, there will be less and less people to do it, and as a result these people will be worth more since their rarity is increasing.

      Or maybe that's just what I want.

  10. Why do we care? by $beirdo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    No, really - why do we care? The real milestone will be when a desktop UI in the public domain is ready for Joe Sixpack - then the world will be a better place.

    We should also realize that Joe Sixpack is going to naturally become a more proficient and knowledgeable computer user than he is today. He's decidedly better than he was five years ago. If Joe Sixpack is learning how to use a desktop UI, isn't it far, far better for everyone if he becomes familiar with a publicly owned desktop, instead of one controlled and sold by a private corporation?

    Windows definitely *is* ready, however, for your friendly neighborhood trash compactor...

  11. Arrg! It's a joke! by Christopher+Bibbs · · Score: 2, Informative

    Read the article, people. It is humor. Laugh, don't make serious rebuttals or get defensive.

    Personally, I love joke about the new "better colors".

  12. Are /. readers ready for subject verb agreement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I doesn't think so.

    Richard K. Yamauchi at OSNews don't...

  13. Windows on the desktop? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 5, Funny

    I know this is flamebait, but I think the place for windows IS on the desktop. The only time I ever oppose it is on the grounds of cost.

    On the other hand, a Windows Server? What kind of moron would put up a windows server? Desktop fine, but that desktop had best connect to a Linux Router, then a Linux Server, protected by a Linux Firewall. That is unless you LIKE viruses and downtime.

    I've got a client who called me up at 9:00am on Saturday wanting me to go down and patch up their MSSQL Server 2000 server to keep their precious precious data safe. It was a real pleasure to say, "Safe? Don't worry, your 150000 dollars worth of MS junk is safe behind the Linux firewall I put together out of a spare computer I found in a basement storeroom."

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    1. Re:Windows on the desktop? by mt-biker · · Score: 2, Interesting
      On the other hand, a Windows Server? What kind of moron would put up a windows server?

      :(

      Found out today that the server that we use for authenticating 100's of users on our very large IRIX DB server is Windows.

      How did I find out? After it caught a virus and was down for the whole day.

      Sigh. Perhaps management will learn something from this...

  14. Windows 2000 with 2 years of uptime by Megor1 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In the article they point to netcraft which lists a windows 2000 box as being up for 2 years, in the same list (http://uptime.netcraft.com/up/today/top.last.html ) they also have Mac OS X machines that have been up 1340 days which puts it's last reboot at 3.67 years ago, but the problem is Mac OS x was only released in early 2001, so it could have been up for at MOST 2 years, me thinks these stats arent worth anything.

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    1. Re:Windows 2000 with 2 years of uptime by gozar · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, Mac OS X Server has been around since 1998. I ran version 1.0 and then 1.2. They were nothing like the current OS X.

      Anyway, in this case, when you look at the "OS, Web Server and Hosting History for binomial.dhs.org" for this site, it says it was running Linux back in July. So something is wrong...

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    2. Re:Windows 2000 with 2 years of uptime by Yekrats · · Score: 3, Funny

      There's a word for a Windows 2000 machine with 2 years of uptime connected to the Internet.

      Honeypot.

      That thing must attract every hacker from the four corners of the world! Haven't they ever heard of a Service Pack? Good Lord.

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    3. Re:Windows 2000 with 2 years of uptime by PetWolverine · · Score: 2, Informative

      According to that site, it's listing the max uptimes for the servers over the servers' entire lifetimes...and then it lists the most recently reported operating system.

      In other words, it's entirely possible that that OS X system achieved such amazing uptime before it had OS X. The same can be said of the Windoze 2000 server.

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  15. Are people ready for computers? by MrLint · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The real question is are the rest of the mouthbreathers really to be using computers? The answer is no.

    Firstly there is no wayo to make them totally idiot proof. Nature keeps evolving better idiots. There is a certain level of 'je ne sais quoi' necessary to run technology. You have to have some basic understanding of what youare doing and what the metaphors mean. to this day there are ppl in companies that use computers who can't make the logical connection between a document in the filing cabinet and a document on a computer disk. No amount of 'fixing' an OS can alleviate that. You cant fix a situation hat when ppl get a message onthe screen instead of readin it they clickthe cancel button and pretend it didnt happen. There has to be some thought going on in their head.

    Let me give you guys an anecdote, i was workingon a womans computer who was using lotus notes everyday for more than 2 years. In case you dont know LN has a *very* distinctive login window. Anyway so I had to reinstall notes and i had to aveher login. She didn know which password to use, after about 5 different ones she got it. So i logged her ot of notes for the settings to take effect and i neded to have her login *30 seconds later* and she had forgotten which password to use.

    This is the kind of situation you would have to design computers around, those who cannot retain information. The only hope for us support people and for those kind ofusers is tohave voice regonition and then you define broad terms to describe things like "I want to see my email" or "where is that damned sales report"

    I have a nice dent im my wall if you wanna start pounding your head there now:)

    1. Re:Are people ready for computers? by CharlieO · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But was it not OS designers that brought us the concept of a login and password?

      Do we 'login' to our office building? No we use some form of key, be that a tumbler lock or a swipe card.

      Perhaps if we used a physical means of ID it would be easier for most people to use, USB dongle maybe.

      I know there are problems about login for remote system, and I know that some people use pin codes to get in doors.

      But I think my point is that so far most computer interfaces have been built by computer engineers that have a certain way of looking at the world.

      MacOS was a bit different because a lot of its users were more the creative type, and I'd argue that the Mac interface is more 'transparent' to most people, which is why a large number of people who just want to get the job done like Macs.

      Why do we enforce the filesystem concept - aren't we smart enough yet to have data stored on disk indexed so that fuzzy queries like "where is the sales report" can work - Google can do it for the web, why can't we do it for the file system?

      The best example I have seen is a local school here in the UK. They were thinking of buying an interactive whiteboard system and invited me along as a tame techie to make sure they wearn't scammed. They also know I'm actually a trained teacher too so could 'translate' what the salesman was saying.

      In the end I didn't need to translate - its so wonderfully simple a 5 year old could do it. I saw a roomful of computer phobic adults and teachers grasp the concept in 5 minutes. If you ever used an interactive whiteboard you'll know what I mean, if you haven't its difficlut to describe. They now have three and the 5-10 year olds in the school use them every day with no training.

      But thats my point - we still think of the machine as a computer, the rest of the world just thinks of it as a tool. Now if we are as smart as we claim we can make that tool work for other people.

    2. Re:Are people ready for computers? by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 4, Funny
      But was it not OS designers that brought us the concept of a login and password?

      Nope, not the designers; that was the *nix people.

      The original interface designer's spec for a Login panel called for a small animated 3D man with a friendly mustache. The friendly man would walk up to you (on the screen) and present you with a giant bar full of buttons, all of which were dancing around, animated, all different colours. Then the man would sing a request to you, in a jaunty tune, asking if you could please identify yourself. You did this by waving the mouse cursor in circles around the one you wanted until it understood. Then the little man ate a sandwich and disappeared.

      Yeah, you can thank those *nix bastards for the mess we have now.

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    3. Re:Are people ready for computers? by phossie · · Score: 2, Interesting

      sic('You cant fix a situation hat when ppl get a message onthe screen instead of readin it they clickthe cancel button and pretend it didnt happen.')

      That is the most frigging brilliant observation of typical user technique I have ever read - and I do read a lot. That's it, right there. Perfect.

      This is not only why most Linux configs are not ready for the masses, but also why most Windows configs break so goddamn fast. Classic MacOS generally only threw a modal when the above characterization was basically a rational response, because it probably wasn't going to give you a second chance. It was going to crash hard. Soon.

      It seems to me that most people simply don't even begin to think that they could pay attention to all these strange little things their computer does "on its own" and start to see a pattern... and that 90% of the time that pattern would point to user error (whether the user is really at fault or not).

      The scary, important part is that they shouldn't have to.

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  16. Re:Time for /. effect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let's see if the site is still up after slashdot effect...two years without much traffic may be possible with Windows 2000 but how about under heavy load?

  17. Well, maybe yes, maybe no, but WTF? by z_gringo · · Score: 3, Informative

    I really didnt understand the post after the first read, but now that Ive actually read the article, (yes, I really did!), I see that Its a joke. Its amusing and all, but this one paragragh actually makes sense!

    That leads to the install itself. Yes, windows installing has gotten 100 times better since the days of DOS. Finally, users don't have to type "a:/setup" or "a:/install" anymore. And thank God "Sys c:" is history. And for the sake of all that is holy, good riddance to "format c: /s". But there's one thing that has always bothered me: What if I want to do a Clean Install and still have all my applications that I installed on let's say Win98? Here's what you can do: You can do a clean install beside Win98, but you won't have all your applications on XP. You can also upgrade win98 and most of your applications, if not all will move to XP. However, what if there is an application that I NEED that won't run on XP. Or what if XP dies. Then I have no Win98. I'd like to see an upgrade feature that let's me keep my existing Win98 installation as WELL as upgrade Windows 98 to XP at the same time. Until this happens, Windows is just not ready.

    Just goes to show that even in humor there often lies truth....

    (Lies truth???)

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    1. Re:Well, maybe yes, maybe no, but WTF? by misterhaan · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Or what if XP dies. Then I have no Win98. I'd like to see an upgrade feature that let's me keep my existing Win98 installation as WELL as upgrade Windows 98 to XP at the same time.
      not that anybody on slashdot actually wants to have windows 98 and xp on one computer at the same, but maybe people are asking you how to do it so they can use whatever software they bought 10 years ago that doesn't work on xp. if so, you can install 98 and xp and force them to play nice together . . . here's how
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  18. this question has already been answered by JamesCronus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    for 'joe public' windows IS the desktop. its not a desktop without windows in some form or another. of course its ready, for the average person windows invented the desktop (yeah i knows its not actually the case but try telling your mother that)

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  19. Re: Slashdot Help by tasidar · · Score: 3, Funny

    I like the following quote, "3. Stability. Netcraft has announced that Windows 2000 server has finally gone for over 2 years without a reboot." After checking netcraft, we can see their server is at byteandswitch.com. So fellow slashdotters, want to give them a hand?

  20. Reality by doorbot.com · · Score: 5, Funny

    REAL mice have THREE buttons...

    I have this neato mouse that has 101 buttons. Unfortunately, it's a bit large and hard to move around, but I find this disadvantage is offset by the large number of buttons available for entering commands.

  21. WWJD by richlb · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now, there's some of you 31337 that are going to say RTMF. Or, WTF, WWF, or OMG. Or WWJD (Windows is What's on Jesus' Desktop)

    1. Re:WWJD by Thurn+und+Taxis · · Score: 3, Funny

      > WWJD (Windows is What's on Jesus' Desktop)

      Aww, hasn't the guy suffered enough for our sins?

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  22. Re: you CAN develop for windows for free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    .NET Framework SDK is FREE

    No, you don't get the Visual Studio development environment, but you CAN compile VB.NET, C#, or C++ code with it.

    If you want a visual dev environment and still don't want to pay for it, try sharpdevelop

    If you'd done some research before posting, you'd have realized that your criticism is unfounded. Additionally, there's nothing stopping you from getting GCC running under windows as well. You also have perl, python, or any number of other languages ... so what exactly was your point about not being able to develop for free?

  23. I Deleted The Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    A middle-aged woman once hauled her entire computer setup - printer, monitor, cables, keyboard, manuals, everything - into our store and asked us if we could fix it. Our tech guy said, "What's wrong with it?" and she said, "I deleted the Internet." He said, "Really, the whole thing?" She said, "Yes, it's gone, I'm so sorry, I didn't even know you could do that." I said, "I think you mean that you deleted your web browser." She said, "No, the Internet is gone, there's no www or email." We were trying to understand what she was getting at, so our tech guy ventured another guess. "Oh, did you delete your dial-up connection?" She said, "No, we have cable." We went back and forth and eventually figured out that she deleted the AOL Installer icon that came pre-installed on her system, after she had tried to use email and the web without setting up any kind of Internet service. She'd heard about cable and since they already had basic cable, she thought they had the internet somehow magically flowing into her computer from the cable outlet, although she never physically connected them.

    I don't blame her. My mother is not a stupid person and she still struggles to grasp when to single vs double click. She never had this stuff and it's intimidating. But nowadays she uses the web, books plane tickets and hotel books, uses email competantly, set up Quicken to download her banking stuff by herself, things she'd never have figured out on her own a year ago.

    Needless to say, neither my mother or the woman who deleted the Internet will ever use Linux.

  24. Not even MST3Kable by Forgotten · · Score: 5, Insightful

    An interesting thing I've noticed about Windows is that it isn't even satirisable. This piece isn't a great example because it's frankly baffling (it starts out as a weak attempt at humour, then seems to lose its way in genuine criticism). Linux satire is funny because some parts of Linux are still genuinely atrocious; focusing on those parts is like reviewing a so-bad-it's-funny B-movie, and the overall excellence of the underlying OS provides for ironic contrast. Mac satire is funny because the Mac really is slick, but also dogmatic and takes itself a wee bit too seriously sometimes (or its users do) - amusing yourself at the Mac OS's expense is like making a Matrix parody. In both cases, people really do like the OS, and they're thus able to laugh at them in good humour.

    Windows is just so mediocre and generally almost-good-enough that reading a satire isn't ever really funny; it reminds you of the low-level frustration you deal with (or used to) on a daily basis. It's like a movie that's not worth watching because it's good, but also not worth watching because it's so bad. Possibly this is why this weird satire attempt so lost its way on the second page. You can try to have fun at Windows expense, but then you realise you're not. Having fun that is.

    Anyone have any links to a really funny Windows lambasting? I'd enjoy being proven wrong.

    1. Re:Not even MST3Kable by nagarjun · · Score: 2, Informative

      Anyone have any links to a really funny Windows lambasting? I'd enjoy being proven wrong.

      Yeah, plenty on Satirewire

  25. Re:Mac by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I'm not a MacHead... nor do I even own a Mac (though on occasion I've worked on some)... however, I don't even see how it can claimed that XP has the best colour scheme. Every time I see OS-X I start drooling and wish that I could afford a Mac to play with...

    Come get it! Cheap Karma! Just say you want a mac!

    Well, seriously you know this is satire right? It's making a point through humour. Yeah, the titlebars and start bar in the default XP theme are pretty garish, that's the point. On the other hand, I quite like the widget theme, pretty laid back in comparison.

    Anyway, personally I think once you get over the big titlebars Windows XP is better than MacOS in terms of themes, the MacOS gui is cool for the first week, then the novelty wears off and it just gets distracting. In particular the stripes that invade it everywhere are just visual noise and ended up irritating me, but there doesn't seem to be anywhere to turn it off, or make it a gradient or something.

    Some stuff is just confusing too. Look at this for instance. Look at the bottom, I guess that thing at the bottom left is a progress indicator? It doesn't stand out terribly well, nor is it obvious what it does. On the left hand list view there is what seems to be an empty scrollbar, but it could be anything for all I know. It's just a seemingly pointless gradient.

    The main problem with XP of course is that not all the apps use the new theming APIs, meaning you end up with a mix of cruddy old icons and grey UIs. Anyway, you know why Windows and GTK traditionally use shades of grey and brown? It's easier on the eyes.

    In fact, if you remember back in the days when the web was a shiny new toy, by default web pages were grey. Modern day browsers use white as the default, but in the beginning it was a similar shade of grey to the one Windows used, because it makes reading for extended periods easier. For the same reason, the old green on black terminals weren't so great.

    So, the Mac colour scheme is good for marketing purposes, but I don't really see how it could be objectively classed as "better", it certainly is less usable than the old MacOS 9 style ui. But I guess they had to give it some distinguishing feature.

  26. [OT] Foghorn Leghorn by Ivan+Raikov · · Score: 5, Funny

    "That was a joke son, you missed it." -Foghorn Leghorn

    Oh, what has the world come to, when kids can't even properly quote Foghorn Leghorn anymore! Allow me:

    Lookit here son, I say son, did ya see that hawk after those hens? He scared 'em! That Rhode Island Red turned white. Then blue. Rhode Island. Red, white, and blue. That's a joke, son. A flag waver. You're built too low. The fast ones go over your head. Ya got a hole in your glove. I keep pitchin' 'em and you keep missin' 'em. Ya gotta keep your eye on the ball. Eye. Ball. I almost had a gag, son. Joke, that is.

  27. Please be the one to surprise me... by Entropy248 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm waiting for the OS that hides every technical detail from the user. I don't want to have to explain to my mom that you install software on C:, because C: is the hard drive. I'm waiting for the day that I can buy a piece of software, put the CD in the drive, and have it automagicly install and work on my computer without any interaction at all. I don't ever want to have to say C:\, because it sounds too much like watching a bad bowel movement.
    I'm waiting for the OS that doesn't make me have to ever look for My Files after I save them on My Computer because they are My Documents and My Computer should know where they are. And, while I'm at it, I shouldn't have to tell the computer where to save my files, it should just know based on the type of file it is.
    I don't ever want any technical knowledge just to type a fscking report on 18th century painters; the class is hard enough without the additional burden. I still don't like the typing out bit anyway; why hasn't voice recognition gotten really good yet?
    Why do we put wallpaper on our desktop? Why do I have a Start button, a Quick Launch bar, and a system tray on my desktop? Why can I see the time, but not the date or the day of the week in the system tray?
    Uhhh...Whine whine whine... Bitch bitch bitch... I'm done ranting now, you can move on. Nothing more to see here.

  28. Go figure ... by ultraslide · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Funny article ...

    My Dad , a "Joe Longneck" indeed, really Likes Windows XP. Go figure. He digs the Media Player, the new GUI and the stability (he upgraded last year to a Dell P4 1.4 from a Whitebox P2 266 running Win 98)

    His only complaint is that the GUI should have defaulted to the old look so he knew where everything was. Didnt take long for him to figure out ho to change it all back.

    Go Dad !

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  29. Re:Mac by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Hey, I'll bite. I whine about interface colours all day.

    Anyway, personally I think once you get over the big titlebars Windows XP is better than MacOS in terms of themes, the MacOS gui is cool for the first week, then the novelty wears off and it just gets distracting. In particular the stripes that invade it everywhere are just visual noise and ended up irritating me, but there doesn't seem to be anywhere to turn it off, or make it a gradient or something.

    The 'big titlebars' thing is a myth. Somehow, the larger antialiased system font used in Aqua (Lucida Grande 12pt) makes people think the window bars are bigger, but not so. Booting classic real quick will show you that they're the same size.

    I have to admit, I laughed at the comment about the stripes... especially ending it with 'option to make it a gradient or something.'

    Gradients... are the bane of graphic designers. Gradients suck. They have their place, and that place is a small, subtle effect, or a contrast-y thin effect. Like the blue-orange gradient that pulses when XP starts up. Very specifically not like the task bar and sliders in Windows. XP goes completely nuts with this gradient effect which adds to its gaudy appearance. Another example: the rollover state of taskbar buttons actually inverts the gradient, so it goes from 'puffy' to 'concave'. Flexing, like so much cheap-ass plastic. You may laugh, but things like that make a big difference in perception. Sorta like cheap plastic knobs on the dashboard of a low-end car.

    The stripes in Aqua do have a purpose; they denote negative space. I've found that this is very useful for 'clicking off' an item to remove focus. Or, say, in OmniWeb - I can see how big a graphic with a white background really is, as the 'negative' striped space is different from the default white BG of most browsers.

    Some stuff is just confusing too. Look at this for instance [ranchero.com]. Look at the bottom, I guess that thing at the bottom left is a progress indicator? It doesn't stand out terribly well, nor is it obvious what it does. On the left hand list view there is what seems to be an empty scrollbar, but it could be anything for all I know. It's just a seemingly pointless gradient.

    There are much more horrible Aqua basterdizations to point to, but this one is not as bad as you might think. The thing in the bottom-left is a progress bar. It doesn't stand out because there is no progress going on in the screenshot. Aqua progress bars either pulse or animate when active; they are clear when inactive. Believe me, you'd notice it. The bar on the right side of the left pane is an empty scrollbar; this is done so your text is not popping 12-pixel gaps when appearing/disappearing while resizing. It keeps the text more readable.

    The main problem with XP of course is that not all the apps use the new theming APIs, meaning you end up with a mix of cruddy old icons and grey UIs. Anyway, you know why Windows and GTK traditionally use shades of grey and brown? It's easier on the eyes.

    I'd say the main problem with XP is the hackneyed half-MDI interface they cling to, but that's just me. Windows used gray because MS had no interest in making the UI look like anything else for a long time (basically until OS X shipped). It's not inherently easier on the eyes... in fact a lack of contrast can have the opposite effect. The default grey of webpages gone by had more to do with a lack of background tag than any 'web usability' effort.

    Personally speaking, the problem with XP is the huge chunks of UI that get 'blown through' each other all the time. I hated that on Mac OS Classic, and I still hate it in Windows. Makes your computer seem sloooow. At least Aqua never ever does that, what with the double-buffered display and everything.

    So, the Mac colour scheme is good for marketing purposes, but I don't really see how it could be objectively classed as "better", it certainly is less usable than the old MacOS 9 style ui. But I guess they had to give it some distinguishing feature.

    I diagree. The Aqua interface is good for marketing, and dragging the computer-using public kicking and screaming into a bold new world where we can count on antialiased text and an uncluttered GUI standard. It also looks fantastic on LCD screens.

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  30. No proof reading? by Christopher+Bibbs · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The quality of the grammar was part of the intended humor. If you were going to spoof a Slashdot post, would you spell and punctuate correctly or would you "misspell"?

    Not to be rude, but you're coming across as the kind of person who turns his nose up at crass humor, but loves Shakespeare (as if that isn't full of crass humor).

  31. only Windows can do everything? by rogueroo · · Score: 5, Insightful
    That can't be said for any other operating system.

    This is exactly why Apple is going to such great lengths with its "Switcher" ads and its courting of alpha-geeks . . . to dispel this kind of myopia. As far as consumer-oriented operating environments go, of course Microsoft Windows is the predominant brand. But Apple Mac OS X can do everything too [for certain smaller values of everything :)] The only thing that I've found can't be done in Apple Mac OS X that can in Microsoft Windows is that Apple Mac OS X can't be Microsoft Windows. But that's why we have Virtual PC!

  32. Switch == no problem by jcsehak · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If the distro had:
    -an MSword clone (and plug and play printer support)
    -a p2p app
    -a CD/DVD player
    -a CD burning app
    -a browser
    -an email client

    if all these things had an icon on the desktop that they could just double-click and use; if all of these things had a decent UI so you could use them without having to learn how; if game developers started making the latest games available on linux; and if, and this is the most important if, if people understood that switching to linux would mean that their 1.8 ghz pentium 4 which right now runs like a 386 because it's so smothered in adware, spyware, and conflicting whatevers, would actually run as fast as it should AND it wouldn't crash 3 times a day; they would switch in a second.

    If at any point they have to type "make," or even look at a CLI, forget about it.

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    1. Re:Switch == no problem by jcsehak · · Score: 2

      Yeah but it's missing 3 important things:

      1. The understanding that Redhat has the above
      2. The understanding that, after installing Redhat, your computer will be fast and crash-free
      3. The latest games

      Until we have all this, people won't migrate.

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    2. Re:Switch == no problem by Huge+Pi+Removal · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If at any point they have to type "make," or even look at a CLI, forget about it.

      Well, you say that... remember that sometimes it's necessary to go into the CLI in OS X to fix/enhance things. This doesn't seem to have harmed uptake too much... What I have seen happen is for a student to get a Mac to go to Uni, then send it back to Apple and get a PC because all their friends are using Kazaa (and no-one's told them that Carracho is 10x better...). That's probably a sounder lesson to learn :)

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    3. Re:Switch == no problem by jcsehak · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I can recall many "non-geek" folks (e.g. secretaries, reception clerks, managers) coping perfectly adequately with DOS commands in the course of their work.

      Yeah, but someone had to teach them what the commands were. I'm sure they were very apprehensive about it until they got the hang of it. With a GUI, you can click around and explore with confidence that you won't break anything.

      It's not that users are dumber now, they just expect it to be obvious how to use their computer. And it should. I mean, if you're just starting out you have to read through man pages just to learn how to create a new directory. That's not right. Time spent learning how to do something that should be obvious is time well wasted.

      That said, the CLI has its place, and I think it's just SO COOL how I can open up a terminal in OS X, or if I want, totally ignore it.

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    4. Re:Switch == no problem by rela · · Score: 3, Insightful
      With a GUI, you can click around and explore with confidence that you won't break anything.

      The hell you can't break anything with a GUI. You are never touching MY computer, that's for damn sure.

      Just because the gun has pretty colors doesn't mean you can't shoot yourself in the foot with it.

    5. Re:Switch == no problem by fanatic · · Score: 2, Interesting

      User interface responsiveness is easily 100% better on windows. Same machine, same disk, etc.

      The natural result of MS making the GUI part of the kernel, or at least letting it run at kernel priority, as I understand it. X and KDE are separate and the system is fine without them. Let the Windows GUI get fluxed up and your machine is toast. I'll take slower and more reliable any day.

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  33. What was the point anyways? by GeckoX · · Score: 2, Informative

    That was my question I had from reading the article, are all of these users that aren't ready for windows using Linux right now? And is that better for them?
    I really can't figure out the guys freaking point beyond blatant MS/OS bashing, and alot of the crap he's slamming MS for exist a plenty on other platforms. So again, just what the hell was his point?

    Was it that the current state of GUI interfaces in general are stopping Joe Blow from using computers? (And if so, why pick on MS only?) Or that just windows are that bad. And if that's the case, why are all these Joe Blow's out there using windows already when they aren't ready for it as the article states? (These same users that aren't ready for it by the way, seem to have a lot of knowledge of a certain 5 year old OS, which is hard to explain if these same people still aren't ready for windows...)
    And further, it almost seems that if this is all the case, that the best thing that could have been done in the authors opinion is to keep windows 98?

    My god man!
    Slam Gui's if you want but sheesh, at least slam them all on the same merits.
    XP is a wonderful OS, compared to all previous OS's from redmond. And it has a GUI that is VERY comparable to ALL other GUI's in major use right now, including problems and limitations. Sure, maybe one is worse than others in certain areas, but just what soap box is this guy standing on?

    I could write a very similar article slamming either Linus or Mac if I wanted to, and what would it mean? Fuck all, just like this one.

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  34. Just my Thoughts.... by miketang16 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When I first glanced at this headline, I thought it was just another duplicate of "Is Linux Ready For the Desktop?". Then, upon seeing it was Windows, I thought, wow... that's a pretty odd article, considering Windows is already on 95% of desktops. Personally, I use Windows XP, dual-booted with Linux. There is one thing that keeps me using Windows instead of Linux. X. XWindows is an old and dying project. A whole new windowing system needs to be built for Linux, before I'd ever consider using it as a primary desktop OS. Don't get me wrong, I love Linux itself. I would never want to work in console, with anything other than Linux/Unix. On that note, I do have to give some credit to Apple. I used to be a hardcore Mac hater. And I probably would still hate them if they hadn't released OS 10 and turned around their entire OS. Forget everything about how it's all pretty and swishy. I like the fact that it works. And, that it's built on a stable BSD core. Perhaps Windows should take notice and learn something.

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  35. Emulation; things you can't do with Windows by yerricde · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Games? no.

    Well over a thousand titles have been released for the Game Boy Color and Game Boy Advance platforms. Just connect a cartridge reader to your parallel port and install the cartridge reader's driver. Then insert your Game Pak into the cartridge reader and "dump" it into a file on your hard disk, which you can use with the VisualBoyAdvance emulator. You can emulate most PS1 games as well, and this time, the reader is already built into your computer because PS1 games come on CD-ROM discs. (I chose GBA and PS1 because of the ease of finding media readers for those platforms.)

    "Games" does not mean "first-person shooters, real-time tactical simulations, and massively multiplayer online games". Some people prefer platformers such as "Metroid Fusion" for GBA to Quake clones. (Not that "Metroid Prime" is a Quake clone or anything.)

    But if there is somethign you want your computer to do. And computers are capable of doing it. Then a computer with Windows is capable of doing it.

    Really? Then why does the least expensive edition of Windows XP support only one processor per machine, encouraging vendors not to make dual-CPU machines in the home user price range? (*Linux and some *BSDs support symmetric multiprocessing out of the box.) And why does the Windows kernel limit the number of simultaneous open incoming TCP connections to a ridiculously low level unless you're running Advanced Server? (On *BSD and *Linux you can change this either by recompiling the kernel, by editing a text file, or by running a GUI app that does either of those.) And why do the headers to write a file system module cost $1000 to license, putting it far out of the CS student/hobbyist price range? (On *BSD and *Linux, the source code for several sample file systems comes with the kernel source code.)

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    1. Re:Emulation; things you can't do with Windows by Zathrus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well over a thousand titles have been released for the Game Boy Color and Game Boy Advance platforms

      Oh, hey, lets talk about MAME and stuff too! Think about the thousands of games available that way!

      Talk about irrelevant.

      First off, most people don't want to play GB/GBA games on the PC. They want to be able to go down to the store, buy some game released for the PC, and install it. Period.

      Linux fails on this... even when you use Transgaming and whatnot. Until that changes, it will continue to fail on this.

      Alternately, games could start coming with Linux binaries and auto-installers, but that's even more far fetched... the market is too small. To get this you'd have to solve the first problem, and then demonstrate some significant advantage of spending development time on Linux binaries over running it via Wine/WineX/whatever.

      Then why does the least expensive edition of Windows XP support only one processor per machine

      Maybe because home users would not benefit in the slightest from a dual CPU setup? Or most power users either? And, look, use XP Pro and you suddenly have multiple CPU capability. How is this something Windows can't do?

      And why does the Windows kernel limit the number of simultaneous open incoming TCP connections to a ridiculously low level unless you're running Advanced Server?

      Because you're not running a server? Uh... this is part of MS's licensing scheme. You can complain about that, but you can't say it's "something Windows can't do".

      And why do the headers to write a file system module cost $1000 [microsoft.com] to license, putting it far out of the CS student/hobbyist price range

      Because MS has no interest in that market would be my guess. Stupid of them, but that's their choice. How does this make it impossible to write alternate FS's though? Difficult, yes. Undoable? No.

      BTW, I wouldn't agree with the parent poster that "anything you want to do can be done with a Windows PC", but I would agree that for what most people want to do on a computer, it's a lot easier to do under Windows (or a Mac - dependant on what you're looking for really). Linux as a desktop OS still requires far more Unix knowledge than most people want to deal with.

    2. Re:Emulation; things you can't do with Windows by cornjones · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This just struck me a silly. If you didn't sound so serious I would think you were being facetious. The parent poster was complaining about no games on linux for the average, non tech, user. Your reply is:

      1. Just connect a cartridge reader to your parallel port and
      2. install the cartridge reader's driver.
      3. Then insert your Game Pak into the cartridge reader and
      4. "dump" it into a file on your hard disk


      4 relatively technical steps. the first requiring extra hardware. this is EXACTLY the problem. yeah it probably isn't that hard and yeah there are probably 4 different HOWTOs but you have to have the time to dick around and the inclination to dig under the hood of the machine.

      I thought the parent poster made a great point. The non technical, idiot or not, doesn't want to fuck around w/ this kind of shit. I do, you do, but that is b/c the tech is a hobby and the process is as interesting to me as the final outcome.

      You go on to talk about XP being single processor. Hardware these days has far outpaced software and the casual user really just doesn't need dual processors. Refering to the example in the parent post, he could have gotten a faster machine but what he was really interested in the functionality it was going to give him.

      In alot of ways you can liken computers to cars. Cars have evolved to a point (in the last 15 years or so) that you don't really have to worry about what is under the hood. sure if you have specific needs (towing, racing) you are going to be very particular about it having 335 horsepower v8 or whatever. Overall though, the selling points thesed days (as evidenced by what the car commercials brag about) are other things. the toys. does it have a sun roof, does it have gps. the warrantee, etc...
      30 years ago, if you had a car you needed to know some things about it. you had to be able to check your oil. that isn't the case anymore. Computing is still very much in the "need to change your oil" stage. Windows and possibly mac do the most user level coddling and try to avoid making you change your oil. linux, as much as I love it, makes you change your oil. Hell, as you point out in your post you have to rebuild your ##$%ng engine (recompile the kernel).

      ahh I am just ranting now, i do like the granularity and control that linux gives me but most people don't want to deal w/ it any more than they want to replace the suspension on their car.

    3. Re:Emulation; things you can't do with Windows by len_harms · · Score: 2, Interesting

      oh how very very very true.

      Why play around with silly junk when all I WANT to do is ABC. I try to tell my family how to use these things. They will never 'get it'. Because they see the computer as a toaster/vcr/tv/car. The see it as a magic box. Push a button and poof it does exactly what they want. Unfortuantly computers let you have LOTS of buttons. OH and you must get it in the right sequence or it will not work.

      I have heard it a hundred times 'all I want to do is ABC'.

      Most of them have also fallen victim to 'you must have a computer'. Press them for WHY they bought it, and you will sometimes find 'just because'.

      There are several reasons people buy windows over linux. They are both about equal operating systems these days. Cost is usually not a factor because it comes with the box. That is the only time most people upgrade. So you better have a very good reason to change the OS on that box. For it is not a trival thing to do. Linux does not have that reason. They are both about the same. There is no 'I MUST HAVE THAT'. You will never get major numbers of people to switch without it. You can also get them if they feel they can have both at the same time and it will not be a problem.

      There is no real compeling reason for anyone to switch. Then the only time you could possible make them switch is when they buy a new computer. They do not think about OS's. They could care less. 'All they want to do is ABC'. You could probably find a ABC like program in linux. But they KNOW the app ABC, and ABC runs on windows and thats that.

      Not only do they want 'ABC'. They do not want to have to stand on their heads and recite the first four lines of a random star trek episode to make it work. They want to push a button, and it WORKS. For the first computer that comes along and does ABC but they do not have to recite the declaration of independence to get it to work they will jump at.

      When my family comes to me for advice on a new box. I do not even bother with 'how fast is it', or 'how much ram is there'. More than likely these days its way better than my box. I steer them towards companies that have decent tech support, and can help them out of a jam. They may not end up with the BEST computer. But they usually end up with something that can be fixed. It matters not if the box is somewhat slow. They will be chucking it in a few years anyway. When they buy ABC version 2.3 that does something they MUST have. And ABC version 2.3 requires way more computer than they have...

      The other reason people will never switch is because of 'i hate this stupid thing'. I have heard that thousands of times. Even said it myself a few times. Usually it is doing something you do not want it to, or not at all. Linux can be a complex beast to get ahold of. And can be way more complex than windows could even dream of. This does not help Linux.

      The orig poster forgot one of the rules of computing. Not everyone knows as much as you think you do. Just because you were able to find it in the obscure HOWTO that you were able to google with their usenet archive. Does not mean my family will be able to do that. They probably have no idea google even exists!

      I have been doing this long enough that people think I am awsome at this. I am not. I probably been banging my head harder on these computers just because I am stuborn. I just have more welts on my head than they do. I have also found you can show someone at most 1-2 steps at a time. Past that, they will be asking you to show that to them again.

      Take my dad for example. All he wanted to do was sell things. Once I showed him ebay. It was like a fish to water. Before that I was lucky if I could get him to turn the computer on/off correctly. Now hes opening apps, clicking on things, and so on. But past that though, oh boy. I pushed it a tad to much and bought him a digital camera. WAY to complex for what he needed. He has no problem with film and a button. But a computer and button, too much. I KNOW he will never even touch the thing. Just because he has no nead for it.

  36. yeah, all they care about is the colors by andih8u · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I do tech support for a government agency, and all that they really care about is how it looks. You replace someone's 15" CRT monitor with a 17" LCD, and the first they they whine about is that it doesn't match the color of their kb and mouse (none of them have yet to ever notice the tower behind all their space heaters, so that's not an issue.) They don't care about the performance of the monitor, or what it does for eyestrain, or what its maximum resolution is...all that they care about is that it isn't as pretty as the other one was. So yes, appearances are everything.

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    1. Re:yeah, all they care about is the colors by isorox · · Score: 4, Funny

      your job is to say "fine", give the old monitor back and add the flatscreen to your home videowall.

  37. the truth that everyone is afraid of..... by Lumpy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There is one reason why Joe Longneck wants windows instead of linux and that is the large source of software from friends and relatives.. I get constant barrages from relatives asking if they can borrow my software, same as co-workers and friends... I give them the free/ open alternatives (OO.o in place of office 2000, the demo of Unreal2003, GLtron, AVir instead of norton... etc....)

    Joe sixpack will gladly switch if the flow of free software from friends, relatives and acquaintances dries up...

    microsoft is popular only because of the HUGE flow of illigitimate software... if they actually had to pay for it, they wouldnt want it.

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  38. Re:Mac by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I'm pretty sure I did a comparison when I first got access to XP and found they were bigger. You can change the size of the titlebar to something smaller however. I might be wrong, I've seen some pretty wierd optical illusions already today.

    Ooops, sorry, my bad. I thought you meant the Aqua titlebars were bigger than Classic's.

    Ok ok! That was just an example. I meant, you can't change it to anything else. Anyway, I know some people who really like gradient based themes. I don't so much, prefer the flat look personally, but whatever floats your boat yes?

    Yes... and no. I'm a big anti-theme guy actually, just on principle; I saw the horror that Kaleidoscope wreaked on too many Mac labs. Choice is good, obviously. By the way, you can theme OS X, using Duality or a similar app, and there are plenty (!) of non-striped themes available. (All the widgets are just stored as individual PDFs.)

    No, they are there for branding basically. In any UI it should be pretty obvious what will be interactive and what won't be.

    Okay, you're right, its a brand thing as well. I have found them useful anyways.

    I don't really understand... the empty scrollbar was on a list view, the items didn't stretch all the way across, so it wouldn't be popping in and out.

    Exactly. Rather than have the scrollers appear and disappear when resizing, they have opted to keep a 'filler' bar there so it looks less jerky. I'm undecided on whether or not it's better myself, as you're right, people don't read generally when resizing. But that's why its there.

    No, too much contrast on screen is harsh on the eyes. Yes, too little can be bad as well (though for some people high/low contrast can make a big difference), but there was indeed a reason grey was chosen as the background colour, and it's because the early days of the web were dominated by technical articles, and grey was known to be less harsh on the eyes for extended periods.

    Quick: tell me if you're browsing Slashdot with anything other than RGB 0,0,0 for text and 255,255,255 for white. :)

    Blown through? Do you mean when you can see the UI repainting when the system is under load? I don't really know what you are talking about here...

    Maybe I'm on crack, or my computer is.. but on my XP system, every time I launch a new browser window, or save an attachment, the UI blows through whatever's under it for a good 2 seconds... and this on an Athlon 1.8Ghz with a decent video card, lots of RAM, etc. So you tell me.

    You are right of course about OS X's speed disadvantage in this area, but it's safe to say they are now where other OS display technologies are going.

    Anyways, this has already gotten long. Sorry if it seems like I'm ranting, I just enjoy the discussion. Cheers.

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  39. DR DOS by mrnick · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'ts just like this whole ethernet thing... it's just a fad! I'm sticking with Dr DOS and LapLink!

    Nick Powers

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  40. Good idea, but not funny by eGabriel · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And maybe it doesn't need to be funny. There genuinely should be more real world articles that question whether Windows is ready for the desktop, whether Grandma can use it, whether or not you should bet the company on it.

    The problem is that a lot of the people who write articles about whether Linux is ready for the desktop don't want it to be desktop-ready for any nice, warm, fuzzy, cuddly reason. They want it there so they can invest in it, so they can draw big graphs of climbing profits, so they can sink their bloodsucking greedy teeth in it.

    Honestly, if I like Linux on my desktop, why should I care if anyone else does? I've got my fluxbox, my nethack, my vim, and those things aren't going to get any better because a bunch of Windows refugees decide to use them too.

    I don't get it.

  41. New Mice? by br0ken2o0o · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Why not make a mouse that cannot double-click and make everything a single click."

    I don't know about the rest of you, but my mouse doesn't "double-click". I do the double-clicking myself.

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  42. Windows vs. KDE 3 by vorpal22 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    While I think Windows isn't without it's significant usability flaws, I have to say that I tried KDE 3 seriously for the first time today, and it was an absolute usability nightmare. I have no idea what people are talking about when they say that KDE is kindly-yet-computer-inexperienced-grandmother-frie ndly. I've been using computers seriously for 20 years now, and there were oodles of things that I either couldn't figure out how to do in the hour I used KDE, or that were incredibly unintuitive. I won't even begin to critique the KDE control panel. Talk about a nightmare of ambiguity, poor organization, and far too much complexity.

    Not to mention - who thought up that hideous default sound scheme? I know that I'm going to have nightmares about it tonight. My skin was crawling for the few minutes it took me to figure out how to turn it off.

    Not that Windows control panels are much better... Windows control panels are also hideously disorganized, with things in completely nonintuitive places (sometimes you have to access the control panel, other times you have to access certain features that you'd logically expect to be in control panels in menus instead, and other times you have to resort to running command line programs to get to windows that provide you with what you're looking for - e.g. ipconfig, msconfig), but I find that the user isn't quite so overwhelmed with options in Windows as they would be in KDE.

    Mac OS X is the first operating system where the equivalent of the Control Panel (System Preferences) is logically organized and not overwhelming. I think that software designers should take a usability lesson here.

  43. Cynical activism hurts Linux by Junks+Jerzey · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Whatever happened to the unwritten Linux creed, borrowed from Ghandi:

    First they laugh at you,
    Then they fight you,
    Then you win.

    I know the article is supposed to be funny, but at its core it comes across as bitter and whiny. If Linux is better, then let it be better on its own merits, period.

  44. one thing, one way by linux2000 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    One step that would go a LONG way to improving usability of window managers, and ALL window managers do this wrong today:

    provide one, and only one, way to access the hierarchical list of files. If clicking on icons to open folders full of more icons is how people learn to use the window manager, then why doesn't the save file dialog box allow the same interface?

    The user goes to Save the letter to Aunt Gazelda they just crafted, and all of a sudden they're thrust into a new universe - files listed by filename, with little "plus signs" next to folders! The "current directory" on their desktop is not the "current directory" of the file chooser! This new tiny window looks totally different than anything they ever saw on the desktop.

    This single issue has been confusing my parents for many years now. When I visit them, I have to search around their hard drive to find all the files they accidentally threw in the top level directory, or other wrong directories.

    The concept that you can have multiple views of your files and folders is just overwhelming, for some reason.

  45. Yo... by Bob+Vila's+Hammer · · Score: 2, Funny

    There have been many, many times when I was quite sure that Windows was definitely ready for my 'joe longneck'. The BSOD really sucks.

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  46. /.: another step towards irrelevance by Alomex · · Score: 2, Funny


    I knew that a childish, unfunny potshot at Microsoft would get you a +5 insightful here at /., I wasn't aware that it could actually get you a front-page story...

  47. Turbo Pascal by Latent+Heat · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The original Turbo Pascal (through Version 3) has to go down in history of one of the most amazing little products of its time.

    Besides being the pioneering IDE (text editor, compiler, debugging runtime, runtime library), the whole freaking thing was a less than 40 kilobyte (yep kilobyte) image. My guess is that the runtime library was the first 10-12 kilobytes because that is what got grafted on to your apps. The rest was text editor (I still use the WordStar idioms with Borland editors to this day) and compiler. The belief is that the whole thing was written in assembly language, but my guess is that only the runtime library (largely Int 21 and Int 10 function calls -- remember those?) was in assembler -- no big deal as it was largely hooks into DOS -- and the rest was in my guess written in Turbo Pascal itself -- probably initially hand translated to bootstrap itself.

    And you could peek and poke both memory and IO ports and make any DOS Int 21 or BIOS Int 10 or whatever calls you wanted that weren't in the runtime library -- who need assembly language, I used it to control everything from video cards to A/D boards.

    And that runtime environment caught runtime errors and put you in the editor at that line number -- what a concept. Too bad something like that doesn't work today. I find that no current Borland product these days produces a useful runtime error line number anymore, mainly because the bombs I get these days are from supplying wrong parameters to the Windows API (as an old Turbo Pascal hacker I have no need for this Delphi VCL stuff, I program to the API), and Delphi throws up its hands because it can't trace crashes into the bowels of Windows.

  48. But why *should* Joe Schmo / Longneck switch? by xNullx · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'll start out by saying that I'm a firm believer in Linux and GPL/GNU/Open Source/What have you. I use Linux for both my home and work stations and couldn't be happier with the setup.

    Now that that's out of the way, I'd like to know why Joe really should switch. Everyone is always advocating "Linux for the masses" and the benefits of open source, however they seem to be oblivious to the fact that Joe probably doesn't care about that. Joe has been using Windows for years, Joe is comfortable with Windows. Sure, Linux is free if Joe knows how to download it (he is Joe after all), and he gets only online docs and community support with that. That means if Joe wants his Linux with his manual and cds he still has to pay for it. Now why would Joe pay for something he's uncomfortable with when he could just as well pay for something he's used for years?

    It isn't as much a matter of "Which OS is better" as it is a matter of "What are all the Joes of the world more comfortable with?". Most "Joes" don't like the idea of radically changing the way they use their computers.

  49. "Thank goodness sys c: is history" by p00ya · · Score: 3, Informative

    Actually, recently trying to install told me this was not so. After putting freebsd on, i then expected to simply be able to put an xp cd in, and have windows installed (and yes, i also expected windows to overwrite my mbr so it could boot itself).
    Not so. NTLDR missing. I tried a fixmbr and fixboot C: from the recovery console. Still nothing. I formatted my fresh install of freebsd away: i was getting desperate. Fortunately I had booted a knoppix cd, so i booted that up to try and find out what was going on. And here was the answer at M$ support. I needed to get a win98 boot floppy and sys c:.
    *sigh*

  50. Console gaming... by CreateWindowEx · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I think the trend of the gaming market shifting away from PCs to consoles could be a great thing for linux and other operating systems. My P3-733 (Win98) has become "obsolete" enough that I stopped buying games or downloading demos; I later got a Powerbook with a Rage128 video card; so even among the small number of Mac games, it will still suck on anything recent.

    But once I "let go" of expecting to run games on it and decided only to buy console games, it became a great computer for surfing, audio, etc. I started booting my PC with Knoppix on the rare occasion that I turn it on (it had been less than stable in Windows, and I really have gotten too old to enjoy reinstalling everything from scratch just to have a few months of "clean machine").

    Now I can't deny that for certain genres of games, the consoles can't really offer a comparable alternative, and a lot of things suck about the "closed market" of consoles. However, it's really nice to have games work out of the box, run at the correct frame-rate, not crash or require updating drivers, not have weird sound problems, etc. To be honest, if you take games out of the equation, most people can be very satisfied with both a less powerful machine *and* a relatively small suite of application software. Linux still lacks good video solutions, and (IMHO) a competitive GUI. But these are solvable problems; wheras getting every new game to be ported to linux or run well under emulation is not realistic.

    (this space for rent)

  51. (OT)Getting joe excited about platformers by yerricde · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Try getting Joe Sixpack excited about anything that isn't up to par with Quake 3 or Unreal tournament.

    Then why is Game Boy Advance outselling the Xbox? Heck, why is GBA outselling PS2? Hint: There is more to gaming than first person shooters.

    --
    Will I retire or break 10K?
  52. Re: you CAN develop for windows for free by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 3, Informative
    I think the poster was pointing out that unless you have expensive tools it's much much harder to write Windows software.

    .NET is changing that now by repairing some of the worst brain damages of the Windows API, but for instance nobody in their right mind would try to create an ActiveX control using GCC. Have you seen how much code the wizards in Delphi and visual Studio spit out? You'd have to be insane to try and right all that by hand.