Engrish LOTR: The Two Towers Captions

Cyclometh writes "Someone has put together a set of screengrabs from an Asian bootleg of LOTR:TTT, which are totally hysterical. The subtitles are apparently the genuine article, which definitely should bring the phrase caveat emptor to mind for anyone who buys bootleg DVDs. For a definition of Engrish, see here (apparently it's a no-smorking zone.)"

Comments

Hysterical?

[seanadams.com]

I flipped through the first three pages before giving up. Can someone point me to the hysterical ones?

Worst story ever.

Re:"Too long I wanted my sister"

[SaxMaster]

You must be from bumfuck texas, you inbred SOB