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Priest Brews in Washing Machine
An anonymous writer sends in this story about a priest who has made a brewery out of his washing machine. See his website for recipes and pictures.
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...sober as a preist on Sunday.
Another counter-productive idea. I mean, I have enough trouble trying to convince myself to do my laundry...
Chaos, panic, disorder...my work here is done.
a beowulf cluster of alter boys and washing machines brewing beer? This priest sure can!
*hic* Or, something liek taht.
Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
Now maybe my Sig. will have more meaning.
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Honey, are you through with the laundry?
I'm running low on the hootch.
.... In a laundrymat?
My UID is prime and so is this number: 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0.
What the hell is a priest doing with a brewery in a washing machine? Simply WTF?
The Political Programmer
Ever heard the one about the Priest, the Brewery, and the Washing machine? .....me either
This will finally give reason for college students to do their laundry :)
I had a history professor who loved giving quizzes with off-the-wall "bonus questions" at the end.
The quizzes were given orally.
Question #9: "What is a lager" (most people, myself included, thought he meant "logger" and were confused)
Question #10: "What is a beer brewed in the bottom of the barrel?
It was pretty clear to even non-beer-drinkers like myself (I'm probably more ignorant of beer terminology than most nuns) what was meant by the two questions at this point, and those of us with minimal reasoning skills got the two questions right. It was funny to listen to the whiners that said the questions were unfair.
fifth sigma, inc.
But how will he attract little boys if he doesn't wash his clothes?
It took over 100 years, but men can now be liberated from the tyranny of daily washing.
They make bread machines, food processors, even pasta machines. Why not a beer machine?
---- "If we have to go on with these damned quantum jumps, then I'm sorry that I ever got involved" - Erwin Schrodinger
I mean, this guy must be drunk. Look at how he's typing:
"Bierbrauen" - WTF? What kind of English is that???
...but it's being eaten...by some...Linux or something...
His clothes will stay dirty until he finishes another project, converting his still into a washing machine.
Wow, just imagine a Beowulf cluster of washing machines used for brewing beer! It'd be like... um... a laundromat! That brews beer!
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Source code
I guess this is a case where open source really *is* free as in beer.
Red Green did this on his show about 3-4 years ago. It was hilarious, one of those DIY things that only gets accomplished with an axe.
...and hey, it the ladies don't find you handsome, they might as well find you handy.
- passion
...that in heaven there is no beer.
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Just imagine a Beowulf cluster of these! Oh wait..that would be a laundromat.
This man is my new official hero. I'd just hope that the beer wouldn't get a soapy aftertaste.
However, it might be nice to drink and leave my breath with that Mountain-Fresh straight off the line feeling
Um...what do they use for baptisms in Germany? Heineken? What the hell else is the priest brewing alcohol in his washer for? I mean, if he had a wine distillery or something in the machine, that'd make sense.
how long until I can make caffeine w/ my washing machine!?
You can't judge a book by the way it wears its hair.
It's amazing what you can do with a washing machine.
I only hope he has another washing machine for his clothing because no cop would believe
"Well officer I make beer in my washing machine, and thats why my clothing smells like alcohol."
Only 5 liters per week? In my day we drank three times that amount per week while stumbling to school uphill both ways!
Relying on slashdot to get washing machine mod ideas? Ack no! All you'll get are neon light inserts, acrylic panels, and maybe a Matrix Orbital display w/ backlit keypad to replace the dials on the top.
How would theming your washing machine help brew beer?
--JoeProgram Intellivision!
Dryers have been used by Belgian monks to produce the so-called "lint trappist" style of ales.
Very satisfying and complex tasting stuff, but sometimes it suffers from an odd aftertaste of static cling.