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Mandrake Linux... Not Dead Yet?

bloodeu writes "Mandrake Linux has been beaten down by linux experts alike, but this new release of Mandrake may hold many promising Linux users what they have been waiting for, like NTFS resizing(which is a first), Automatic Network config(zeroconf), Supermount, and many more. You can download the Mandrake 9.1 RC1 Here"

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  1. I'm not dead yet! by bryanp · · Score: 5, Funny

    The obligatory Monty Python reference. I'll go sit quietly now.

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  2. Their trying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Trying to out live apple

  3. Mandrake, OS, dead at 6 by stud9920 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I just heard some sad news on talk radio - Operating system distro Mandrake was found dead in it's Paris siege this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss it - even if you didn't enjoy their work, there's no denying their contributions to the free software movement. Truly a French icon.

    1. Re:Mandrake, OS, dead at 6 by iomud · · Score: 4, Funny

      You've got it all wrong, mandrake didn't die it surrendered to the axis of evil. So long Mandrake we barely gnu ye.

  4. I thought.... by A_Non_Moose · · Score: 4, Funny

    Mandrake was a French distro....so it will never die.

    Surrender, yes, but die? Never (pronounced: Nev'air!)

    {SEG}

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  5. Mandrake Tanks....... by BradlyLane · · Score: 0, Funny

    France Surrenders!!

  6. Re:Good for Mandrake by Hatter · · Score: 2, Funny

    4.21 kernel

    Wow, I had no idea Mandrake was so advanced!

  7. Re:the french connection by Alex · · Score: 2, Funny

    Mandrake is the ONLY good thing ever to come from France.

    Cheese, wine, food, women with hairy armpits ????

    (ok maybe not the last one) but the first 3 deserve some recognition

    Alex

  8. Re:Good for Mandrake by Pharmboy · · Score: 2, Funny

    4.21 kernel

    Wow, I had no idea Mandrake was so advanced!


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  9. Re:NTFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Remember, kids: Nothing makes a better first impression than corrupting a user's existing NTFS partition during installation.

  10. ive been around longer and dont agree by nurb432 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I predate ANY distro, back when the kernel wouldn't even properly compile..

    And I've still found Caldera's to be the easiest for the newbie to install, if it supports your hardware..

    Though, with the incarnation of 'unitedlinux' and their recent SCO attitudes, I've stopped recommending them to clients as they cant be trusted..

    ( Disclaimer, I moved to FBSD for 'server land' a while ago, due to the progressively fragmenting Linux desktop community.. )

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  11. Re:the french connection by TheRaven64 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Mandrake is the ONLY good thing ever to come from France.
    I assume from this statement that you don't drink wine, and don't eat at all.

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  12. Does it include... by rampant+mac · · Score: 4, Funny
    ...but this new release of Mandrake may hold many promising Linux users...

    Distributions keep getting larger and larger, but now they come with promising Linux users? Wow! What will they think of next?

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  13. Re:Good for Mandrake by 1nv4d3r · · Score: 4, Funny

    Be careful, 4.21, being an odd-numbered release, is primarily for developers and advanced users.

    Ballsy move by Mandrake, since they're known as a beginner's distro.

    I'm waiting for 4.22 before I use it in production.

  14. Re:Mandrake, it's easy, SO? by mojo17 · · Score: 2, Funny
    I hope they make it out of Chapter 11 or whatever the french equivalent is.

    You mean to say Le Chapitre Onze. :-) Oh la la.

  15. Re:Even if you don't *use* Mandrake ... by entrigant · · Score: 2, Funny

    - Mandrake (afaik) was the first and so far only Linux distro to be sold as a standalone product in Walmart, and I bought several versions there (as the king of Swamp Castle says "... just to show 'em!"). Software specifics aside, this is another good reason to be grateful to Mandrake, whether you use their distro or not. Lindows was *not* the first Walmart-associated Linux :) [And I could be wrong -- perhaps they also had Red Hat, dunno.]


    More power to you for defending Mandrake 'n all... but wtf. Wal-mart is Hell-On-Earth(tm). It's the kind of place you'd be sent there for an eternity as punishment for your sins. It's a clubhouse for the fat, ugly, and painfully stupid. If you escape the parking lot without being hit by someone you should be on your knees thanking whichever god you worship. Hell just the name alone screams redneck central :(. I would rather have hot pokers shoved up my ass than ever have to go to that place.

    Yay for Mandrake 'n all... but Wal-mart is NOTHING to brag about.

  16. Re:the french connection by pmather · · Score: 2, Funny
    Colin Powell had a class for slow learners at the UN ... fast forward a couple of months, tune in CNN, and see what sort of threats were uncovered by advancing American Armed Forces as they look for weapons of mass destruction. Today's keyword: "Tip of the Iceberg".

    It's true. Powell's sattellite photos proved the Iraqis had a forklift AND two trucks. If they get a bulldozer they'll have Bob the Builder.

  17. Re:Dead, yes dead, completely dead. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I renewed my Mandrake membership last week, did you?

    Why would I? You just spent 5 minutes saying that it is dead. Duh!

  18. Can't wait by MicroBerto · · Score: 3, Funny
    I can't wait for 9.1 - The installation will really clean up my system. After each release, I start installing rebuilding development cooker rpms, and by this time, my system is in such a state of terror that I haven't been able to compile a program for like 4 months :)

    But with a new release, I'll get everything on the same page... and then repeat the process until 9.2!

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  19. Re:Mandrake 9.1 RC1 burned me a bit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    What do you think people were using 3-4 years ago?

    Really slow X, or Windows.

  20. Mandrake needs to merger with Apple by kireK · · Score: 2, Funny

    Then we'll cut the number of dead and dieing compnay storeies in half for the next 5-10 years.

  21. Re:the french connection by HomerJ · · Score: 3, Funny

    Colin Powell had a class for slow learners at the UN ... fast forward a couple of months, tune in CNN, and see what sort of threats were uncovered by advancing American Armed Forces as they look for weapons of mass destruction. Today's keyword: "Tip of the Iceberg".

    It's true. Powell's sattellite photos proved the Iraqis had a forklift AND two trucks. If they get a bulldozer they'll have Bob the Builder.

    Yes, but they can combine and form Devastator.

  22. Re:Mandrake rocks. by dolson · · Score: 3, Funny

    it's easy, just do blah, blah

  23. Happiness.. by _marshall · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is knowing you downloaded The 3 ISOs before it was posted on slashdot.

  24. Not dead yet.. by Zapdos · · Score: 2, Funny

    But after having to pay for that bandwidth spike caused by slashdot.

  25. Re:ACPI? by Thalias · · Score: 2, Funny

    What you mean actually get of your lazy @$$ do something. Way to much work.