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MoNickels writes "Back in January, the American Dialect Society voted the neologism "to google" as the most useful word of 2002. Now bring on the lawyers! Google's have sent a cease-and-desist letter to Paul McFedries, creator of the famous Word Spy site, demanding he remove google as a verb from his lexicon, or else. Frank Abate, an American editor for the Oxford English Dictionary, points out, however, that you can't claim proprietary rights to a verb." Update: 02/26 03:19 GMT by T : MoNickels writes with an update: "Frank Abate is not
an editor of the OED, but he is a former editor of the New Oxford
American Dictionary, both published by Oxford University Press." Thanks for the amendment!
I'm going to go and google myself until this blows over. Don't worry, I won't google on the carpet.
I need to take a google.
Seems to work.He's a total google.
What a google.
"Have you ever thought about just turning off the TV, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?"
What about Slashdotting?
;-)
Come on Timothy, we know what you're thinking
Looks like Google is Amazoning WordSpy.
If he does remove it from his web site, will it still be available via the Google cache?
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Bill: Boy, we sure Microsofted that company, eh Steve?
Steve: You bet Bill, good work!
Trolling is a art,
Today on the way to work some guy Macintoshed my car. I am going to court to Microsoft him! IF that doesnt work I think I may hire some thugs to Exxon his ass and Nike his wife!
...the makers of Band-Aid bandages began going to great lengths to protect thier brand.
For that, they used a Brand-Aid(tm)
*thwack*... Ow! What was that for!?
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Maybe we should all UPS them a letter of complaint. I'll just run down and xerox off a few hundred copies, duck tape them in manilla envelopes, and we can let them know how postal we feel about this. After all, verbizing is the band-aid we use to keep our language bounty fresh.
Anyone else think of any?
You can have it fast, accurate, or pretty. Pick any 2.
v. googled, googling
Four fifths of all our troubles in this life would disappear if we would just sit down and keep still. -C. Coolidge
Have you seen their recent TV ad, with the guy at the dinner table who turns to the camera, puts on the funniest shit-eating grin you can imagine, and screams "MORE SPAM!!!!" Then a truck carrying Spam(TM) crashes through the wall into the dining room.
Kind of like spam mail crashing into your inbox, interrupting whatever you were currently in the middle of doing... It's a brilliant ad.
Huh. I always thought Spandex was the brand and Lycra was the fabric...
Turns out that you are right, though. Lycra is the trademark. To confirm that you were correct, I googled for the answer.
Information wants to be anthropomorphized.
or 'billyware' which means: Expensive, crappy software that crashes unexpectedly...
I watched the ad and went out and bought some Spam (TM).
First, Spam comes in a neat can. It's curved and low-to-the-ground. I like that. It's very appealing to purchase something and actually like the way it's packaged. I consider this a successful purchase.
Next, the can opens easily. Again: this is a good thing. The little pull-tab is nice.
Now, I expected lots of Spam juice to come dripping out when I yanked off the top, but I was pleased to see that no Spam juice flew forth.
Even better, the spam actually *filled* the can. It's not like a bag of potato chips. Open the bag and you're lucky to see fifteen chips.
Spam is most definitely "old-school" when it comes to packaging: they have a product, have a nice can, and fill the can with the product. Thumbs up, boys.
There are recipes on the side of the can. Better still, the recipes are fairly easy to make. I opted for the "fried Spam". The recipe indicated that I should scramble some eggs. I did this, toasted some Butternut Texas toast (thick slices of bread, in case you're not sure what 'Texas Toast' is), and then got my tried-and-true non-stick frying pan (lots of teflon for those of us who, like myself, have no idea what 'seasoning a skillet' means and so buy into the non-stick hype.)
Out of the can, Spam is a little on the pinkish side. It definitely needed some "color" (as they say) before it was completely palatable. I'm sure raw Spam would taste no different than cooked Spam, but I wasn't sure about the level of processing Spam underwent, so -- in the interested of safety -- I fried thin slices until they were dark brown and slightly burnt at the edges.
I slid the Spam onto the plate (thanks to teflon), slid the eggs onto the plate, and pulled the two pieces of Texas toast from the toaster. I slathered some *real butter* on the toast, cut it in triangles like they do at all fine restaurants, and went to sit in my favorite chair. I had to leave the food for a moment and go back into the kitchen because I forgot my Red Bull. But when I went back to the plate, the Spam was still warm, the eggs were perfect, and the butter had melted into my toast.
The fried Spam -- pork shoulder and ham -- was good. It wasn't great. It wasn't like Jimmie Dean sausage flavored with maple syrup. And it certainly wasn't like Pigs-in-blankets (pancakes wrapped around sausage) but it was damn good. It was a little bland. But it had texture -- a lot of it -- and felt good when I chewed.
The sweet, medicinal Red Bull sorta cast a pall on the otherwise good meal, but Red Bull at breakfast is a necessity for me, so I didn't have much choice.
Did Word Spy get slashdotted over google?
-- I have monkeys in my pants.
Al Qaeda has ninjas!
So Google was originally intended to be a porn search engine? :)
Be honest. You originally wrote "google for" and then you erased it and wrote "search on," didn't you?
;-)
I write in my journal
No one will mistake an 'apple -- see fruit' for an 'Apple --computer/business'.
*cough*Forest Gump*cough*
Analogies don't equal equalities, they are merely somewhat analogous.
I thought that was patents that you had to defend?
/me ducks :o)
No, that's copyrights!
"For example, Thermos is a noun but it used to be a trademark of the Aladdin corporation."
Who, in turn, were sued by Shahrazad violating one of her trademarks...
Funny, slashdotters never call it "free legal advice" when Microsoft sends lawyer-letters about their trademarks.
So Google microsofted Wordspy?
LedgerSMB: Open source Accounting/ERP
So let me get this right, if I'm googling, I'm bogarting a verb, and the lawyers will ralph-bunche me to death???
Introducing Spamdex, the luncheon underwear.
As an aside, the Academie Francaise (the arm of the French Government charged with keeping the language pure) did try to ban the word 'Walkman' for being too English. Apparently this august body of linguists and scholars objected to 'television' on the same grounds.
Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."