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How's Your Whuffie? Interview with Cory Doctorow

Richard Koman writes "My interview with EFF's Cory Doctorow just went up on O'Reilly. The interview is largely about his book, "Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom," but naturally veers towards discussing his view of Disney, programmers, and peer to peer. Then there's this: Doctorow: I think that Disney's art and technology kicks ass. But one thing you discover in the technology world, especially in free software, is that being a good programmer and being a good person are not necessarily correlated, or at least being a good programmer and being a person with whom other people want to spend a lot of time, who has good hygiene and good social skills, are not correlated."

133 comments

  1. No, no, no! by Quasar1999 · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...or at least being a good programmer and being a person with whom other people want to spend a lot of time, who has good hygiene and good social skills, are not correlated

    I take offense to that... I have poor hygiene and poor social skills, and it hasn't made me a good programmer!

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    1. Re:No, no, no! by sir99 · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I take offense to that... I have poor hygiene and poor social skills, and it hasn't made me a good programmer!
      Typical converse error ;-)

      If you figure out what a converse error is, maybe you'll become a better programmer in the process. Then you can work on the social skills and...ah, screw it; programming's good enough!

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    2. Re:No, no, no! by asparagus · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, I'm a bad programmer with good hygiene.

      Management, here I come!

      -Brett

    3. Re:No, no, no! by ebbomega · · Score: 1

      Lack of correlation does not imply a negative correllation.

      Doesn't anybody go to college anymore?

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    4. Re:No, no, no! by killthiskid · · Score: 1

      me fale collage? that unpossilbe!

  2. Disney...ICK by Kiriwas · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Take it from me. I live in Orlando, FL. HOME of Disney. Not a lot of people here like them very much. Every other person I know has worked for them in some capacity and HATES them.

    1. Re:Disney...ICK by aborchers · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Yeah, we especially hate having all those damn tourists clotting up our state to the point where we don't have to pay state income tax.

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  3. Good hygiene by dgrgich · · Score: 2, Funny

    At least everyone I work with smells the same as me. That way I don't stick out.

    1. Re:Good hygiene by Niles_Stonne · · Score: 3, Funny

      At least everyone I work with smells the same as me. That way I don't stick out.

      Yeah, nobody wants to stink out...

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  4. Theory vs. Reality by Sgs-Cruz · · Score: 4, Insightful
    What will be interesting will be to see if he actually does make money off his book. All the fabulous word-of-mouth in the world is no good to him if nobody actually buys it.

    He does mention in the article, though, that it's first-time authors that lack reputation: maybe this is an indication that he's doing this for his first book to build reputation and then he will be getting a 'traditional' book contract for future books? Either way I support him. More work in the commons is always a good thing.

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    1. Re:Theory vs. Reality by gpinzone · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I happen to have read his book online. The plot is as one-dimensional as they come. However, the cool aspects of the book are use of technology, the society that grew from it, and the excruciating detail about the Magic Kingdom, particularly, the Haunted Mansion.

      That said, it's not exactly best-seller material. It's going to be a difficult task to evaluate exactly how much more or less in sales the book will make by offering it online for free. If anyting, it's made the author much more recognizable in the sci-fi community.

    2. Re:Theory vs. Reality by urbazewski · · Score: 1
      All the fabulous word-of-mouth in the world is no good to him if nobody actually buys it.

      Unless you believe that people get utility out of being famous as well as from being wealthy --- in which case he had already succeeded.

      What criteria should we use in deciding whether or not it's "no good to him"? Economists use the concept of "revealed preference," that you should judge what people value by their actions, by how many resources they are willing to devote to achieving a goal or acquiring a good. There are two possible explanations for his behavior:

      1. His goal is maxmizing the amount of money he makes, whether from this novel or his future writing, and the efforts he's put into distributing it for free are a tactic that may or may not achieve this goal.

      2. His goal is to maximize his name recognition and/or the number of people who actually read his book.

      Revealed preference + Occam's razor = 2.

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    3. Re:Theory vs. Reality by Otter · · Score: 1
      It's going to be a difficult task to evaluate exactly how much more or less in sales the book will make by offering it online for free. If anyting, it's made the author much more recognizable in the sci-fi community.

      Well, it's certainly made him more recognizable here. Slashdot advertises his book at least once a month -- pretty generous, especially since almost all the reader response falls between lukewarm and completely negative.

    4. Re:Theory vs. Reality by astroboscope · · Score: 1
      What will be interesting will be to see if he actually does make money off his book. All the fabulous word-of-mouth in the world is no good to him if nobody actually buys it.

      Untrue. There are more ways for him to make money off the book than selling books. His day job is at the Electronic Freedom Foundation, an internet lobby group. Ascending to netdemigodhood is job security/promotion potential (possibly somewhere other than the EFF).

      Besides, if it becomes the talked about book of the epoch, people will have to buy it so they can display it on their bookshelf without reading it.

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  5. Myth by Computer! · · Score: 4, Insightful

    being a good programmer and being a person with whom other people want to spend a lot of time, who has good hygiene and good social skills, are not correlated

    Are people really still saying this about programmers? It's not 1989 any more. We may not be movie stars, but all the coders I know have sex at least semi-regularly, with people they don't have to pay. That indicates some level of grooming and social skills.

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    1. Re:Myth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or it means they hang out with really desperate potential partners.

    2. Re:Myth by b!arg · · Score: 1

      Just enter a Wizards of the Coast or any other "geek" hangout...then take a whiff. If you don't pass-out, you too smell bad...if you do, you know you're good.

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    3. Re:Myth by HamNRye · · Score: 1

      Generally, people who have "amazing" talents are quite inadequate socially. This is true of authors, musicians, reasearch scientists, etc... The reason for this is that they needed an incredible amount of time and dedication to hone those amazing skills. A two-three hour daily grooming ritual does not fit in. I assume that if this jackass met Leonardo DaVinci he'd be complaining about his smellyness.

      The flip side is that you can pretty much relegate people who obsess over hygene to the untalented, washed masses. Seriously, read his book if you don't believe me.

      Most of the symphony musicians I have met have the same goofy love of puns, say things that are socially inappropriate, and bathe on concert days. Leo Kottke has a personality like stucco. But hey, if they'd been popular, they would have had something better to do than practice 3-4 hours a day.

      Next week on /., Ann Coulter says, "Who would have thought that being a good programmer and being able to run a mile in under 4 minutes were so mutually exclusive??" "I mean, the guy could write Emacs and can't shoot a 3 pointer..."

      The very definition of a writer is someone who spends way too much time on the computer and still can't learn to program in Basic.

      Hammy

    4. Re:Myth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      being a good programmer and being a person with whom other people want to spend a lot of time, who has good hygiene and good social skills, are not correlated

      this is also sexual offense, i know very good programmer i wish to "spend time" with her

  6. this article sucks by grazzy · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    wheres the fucking content?

    1. Re:this article sucks by sir99 · · Score: 1

      I got your content right here. Well, the same amount of content, anyway.

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  7. Obvious by Scott+Hussey · · Score: 1

    Of course, anyone that spends enough time in front of a computer (i.e. not showering, not shaving, eating things that create a large amount of flagulence (sp)) to be a "good" programmer is not usually a socialite. But then, since the majority of society suffer from "Pretty People" syndrome, it is not surprising.

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  8. Re:nice logo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am pretty sure that's an old logo.. just one that doesn't get used often.

  9. Doctorow's Home Page by $$$$$exyGal · · Score: 0, Informative
    I can't seem to get to the interview due to a slashdotting? Here is some info on Doctorow (his home page).

    --sex

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    1. Re:Doctorow's Home Page by GeorgeH · · Score: 4, Informative

      Don't forget his weblog, BoingBoing which should be in everyone's rss readers by now (bonus: he puts the full article in his rss feed, unlike some sites).

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  10. BUT! by WPIDalamar · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hey, I'm a good programmer, and I have ... hmmm... well at least I'm a good programmer!

  11. guy from eff by threedays · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Is he the guy that was on that tlc show about hackers, standing on the golden gate bridge, reciting the hackers manifesto, and generally acting like a complete jackass? Singlehandedly made me stop donating to the eff.

    1. Re:guy from eff by sfbanutt · · Score: 1

      Naw, that was John Perry Parlow. And he was on the Brooklyn Bridge in New York.

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    2. Re:guy from eff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My word, that guy was utterly embarassing. Not to mention complete out of touch with reality. The people don't own the network, corporations do. There is no cyber nation, or anything of the sort. Made me almost want to vomit.

  12. what's up with 'whuffie'? by urbazewski · · Score: 4, Funny
    If utility is measured is measured in utiles, shouldn't reputation be measured in reptiles?

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    1. Re:what's up with 'whuffie'? by Soko · · Score: 3, Funny

      If utility is measured is measured in utiles, shouldn't reputation be measured in reptiles?

      So, we should just get Steve Irwin to tackle Microsoft for us? Crikey!!!

      Soko

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    2. Re:what's up with 'whuffie'? by JanneM · · Score: 1

      I so not want to know where he'll be putting his thumb to determine the gender of Microsoft...

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    3. Re:what's up with 'whuffie'? by dubiousmike · · Score: 1

      I think he meant "Wookie"

    4. Re:what's up with 'whuffie'? by Number14 · · Score: 1

      According to an interview he had on the Well (inkwell.vue conference, readable via well.com), Whuffie was something from high school, and to his chagrin he's pretty sure it comes from Arsenio Hall's "Woof woof woof!" noises.

  13. Open source & Higene by Reservoir+Penguin · · Score: 2, Funny

    I heard that RMS smells, never changes his clothes and throws used condoms behind the couch? Can anyone confirm?

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    1. Re:Open source & Higene by NoahsMyBro · · Score: 2, Funny

      If he smells (assumedly bad) and never changes his clothes, how likely is it there would be any used condoms?

    2. Re:Open source & Higene by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One (made up) word: slashcrew

    3. Re:Open source & Higene by Sloppy · · Score: 1

      You shouldn't insult RMS like that. It's Free Software, not Open Source.

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    4. Re:Open source & Higene by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He must have some groupies... right? Otherwise, what's the point of acting like an idiot?

    5. Re:Open source & Higene by macshit · · Score: 1

      I used to work at the FSF, and I can promise that RMS showered regularly -- I know because I would often see him going off to the showers wearing nothing but a towel (pause to shudder). Anyway, I never noticed that he smelled bad (and it's not my nose because I certainly met many people there who did reek!).

      [I've heard the used condom story too; it was supposedly the cleaning people that complained about it...]

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  14. Re:nice logo by justme8800 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    no, click on it and you see the past stories from the subject. this only has one story: Cory doctorow

  15. Hygiene by azav · · Score: 1

    "I code AND I bathe." It's a slogan for the new millenium!

    It amazes me just how many coders or software professionals do not understand the power regular showers and GOOD DEODERANT. I mean if you want people to talk to you, you shouldn't reek like a bridge troll - no matter how well you code.

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    1. Re:Hygiene by SweetAndSourJesus · · Score: 1

      Maybe I don't want people to talk to me. PHB types spend much less time in your cube if it smells like a barrel of rotting fruit.

      Ever think of that?

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    2. Re:Hygiene by Soko · · Score: 1

      It amazes me just how many coders or software professionals do not understand the power regular showers and GOOD DEODERANT."

      It amazes me just how many posters do not understand the power of the Web and a good dictionary.

      I mean if you want people to talk to you, you shouldn't reek like a bridge troll - no matter how well you code.

      I mean, if you want people to talk to you, you shouldn't come off as a cave troll - no matter how well you code. ;-)

      Soko

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    3. Re:Hygiene by azav · · Score: 1

      HAH! No kidding. You got me. I'd love to have a spell checker for posting in a browser to /. or any of the web pages.

      When I worked at Macromedia, we worked with two people who failed to understand the concept of "you really really stink - get out of my cube".

      Scary

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    4. Re:Hygiene by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NONE SHALL PASS

  16. Programmers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can deal with the poor hygiene and even the seriously lacking social skills, but, DAMN, I can't stand that ego!
    If anything pisses me off more when having to deal with them it's when I have to face that fucking snobbish, "I'm-part-of-an-elite-group-and-you-haven't-a-clue -so-you're-an-idiot-stop-wasting-my-precious-time" , attitude!

    1. Re:Programmers by DreadSpoon · · Score: 1

      Bah, you don't belong here, quit wasting our time with your ramblings, you aren't a part of our elite group, you know. ;-)

    2. Re:Programmers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What pisses me off is when they have that attitude, and generally know less than you.

      Eg; the linux "community" is largely made up of 13 year olds who know trivialities like memorizing some vi commands or whatever, but wouldn't know a binary search tree from a hole in the ground. It's not just linux, but its just really obvious there that kids think they're the computer genious of the century because they managed to get X running.

      It's like thinking you're a master chef because you memorized the McDonald's menu.

  17. UGH by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How long will it take for people to realize that just putting stuff on the net for the world to download will not bring riches? Hell just doing that will incur serious bandwidth charges that....gasp.... you won't be able to pay!

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    1. Re:UGH by reptilicus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, I bought the book, despite it being available for free. But that's not the real point here. It was a book with a small print run by a first-time author. He's gotten way, way more press for putting it up for free than he would have otherwise. There was never a publicity budget for this tiny book, but tons of people know all about it now. He's got a new book, coming out from a larger publisher this fall. I assume this one won't come out for free, and will probably reap the benefits of the attentioned garnered by Down & Out.

    2. Re:UGH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there's not really much bandwidth in downloading 200 pages of text. all those images people host is what takes bandwidth.

      posting the text to read is really just goodwill and advertising.

      I bet there's more bandwidth on the boingboing blog site than on the down and out pages.

      But to answer your question: People will finally stop posting things online when they have no reason to.

  18. ripped from King of the Hill by Jonny+Ringo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Your programing is sub-par, and it took you way to long to complete the program! However, I find you breath minty fresh and unoffensive.

  19. WIL WHEATON ALIVE AND WELL... by rob-fu · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    and doing infomercials for this company.

  20. News for Nerds? by ackthpt · · Score: 1
    being a good programmer and being a person with whom other people want to spend a lot of time, who has good hygiene and good social skills, are not correlated."

    These matter to a programmer not! When in coding arts skilled you are, is all that matters.

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  21. Not "ad hominem" AGAIN? by redelm · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Oh ... find that Fatal Flaw! There has to be one.

    Programmers and other artisans frequently get absorbed in their craft. This is good for their output and all those who receive it. They naturally attach lesser importance to impressing people with their conversational or sartorial skills. I resent gregarious people expecting everyone to share their high value on impressing others.

    Hygiene only becomes a problem when it causes skin or GI infections. Odor is a matter of taste. I've found female smokers to be the most easily offended. The Pot is calling the Kettle black ...

    1. Re:Not "ad hominem" AGAIN? by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1

      Jiminy Jesus Christ. Speak for yourself. I get plenty absorbed in my craft. If I'm in public, however, I don't stink.

      Hygiene becomes a problem if it's causing you to not get laid. That is, afaik, way way before illness. As interested as I am in programming... sex comes first.

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    2. Re:Not "ad hominem" AGAIN? by gdanjo · · Score: 1
      And we get back to the problem in the first place: Programmers think they are God because they can create virtually anything, using logic. This ability is then used in ways to support ALL actions of the God-like creature. I smell bad? That's the way I like it. You don't understand what BIOS is? You are an infidel.

      Seriously, if you need to think so hard as to not bother with social behavioural skills, then you must not be a very good programmer. A good programmer doesn't need to devote 100% of their brain to the task - they can multitask.

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      Information wants to be valued.
  22. Re:Electric cars by govtcheez · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    "I'm an electric car! I don't go very fast, or very far, and when people see you driving me, they'll think you're gay!

    "One of us! One of us! One of us!"

  23. Some are reading the quote the wrong way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He says that they are not correlated. This does not mean that they are anticorrelated . His claim is that they have nothing to do with each other.

  24. Hey! by ctr2sprt · · Score: 2, Funny
    being a good programmer and being a person with whom other people want to spend a lot of time, who has good hygiene and good social skills, are not correlated.
    I may not have good hygiene or social skills, but... what was the third thing again?
  25. Whuffie instead of Karma by gpinzone · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Now that I think about it, "Whuffie" more accurately describes what's called "Karma" here on Slashdot. Perhaps a change is in order?

    1. Re:Whuffie instead of Karma by Progman3K · · Score: 1

      I say we MOD YOU UP!

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    2. Re:Whuffie instead of Karma by Sloppy · · Score: 1

      No. Karma is objective. Whuffle is more like your friend/foe modifiers.

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    3. Re:Whuffie instead of Karma by gpinzone · · Score: 1

      Only, your friend/foe modifiers don't actually affect your /. karma. BTW, Karma is objective?! Yeah...you might say that if you have mod points.

  26. Full text... by VitrosChemistryAnaly · · Score: 0, Redundant

    02/27/2003
    "When Epcot Center first opened, long, long ago, there'd been an ugly decade or so in ride design. Imagineering found a winning formula for Spaceship Earth, the flagship ride in the big golf ball, and, in their drive to establish thematic continuity, they'd turned the formula into a cookie-cutter, stamping out half a dozen clones for each of the "themed" areas in the Future Showcase. It went like this: first, we were cavemen, then there was ancient Greece, then Rome burned (cue sulfur-odor FX), then there was the Great Depression, and, finally, we reached the modern age. Who knows what the future holds? We do! We'll all have videophones and be living on the ocean floor. Once was cute--compelling and inspirational, even--but six times was embarrassing. Like everyone, once Imagineering got themselves a good hammer, everything started to resemble a nail. Even now, the Epcot ad hocs were repeating the sins of their forebears, closing every ride with a scene of Bitchun utopia."
    -- Cory Doctorow, Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom

    What to make of Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom, the first novel by Cory Doctorow, dot-com survivor, inveterate blogger, and now, outreach coordinator of the Electronic Frontier Foundation? Part organizational-intrigue novel, part post-apocalyptic sci-fi, and part Swiftian satire of the tech mentality, revolutionary impulses, and Disney itself, the book has acquired quite a bit of notice, at least in part for its bold use of the Net.

    Published in hard cover by Tor Books and released on the Net under a Creative Commons license (the details: free distribution, attribution required, commerical uses prohibited), Down and Out is also available from Doctorow's web site, not only in ASCII and PDF formats, but also, thanks to an enthusiastic community of Down-and-Outers, formats for Palm, Mobibook, Psion, Rocket eBook, Franklin eBookMan, and Hiebook. It's a testament to what programmers will do for free when you hand them some copyright-friendly content to play with.

    Doctorow's reasoning, as an outspoken advocate of open source software and the virtues of peer-to-peer, is that your odds of success go way up if you can put something in people's hands and then figure out how to get paid for it. As he says in his note for the electronic version, "First-time novelists have a tough row to hoe. Our publishers don't have a lot of promotional budget to throw at unknown factors like us. Mostly, we rise and fall based on word of mouth ... and telling people about stuff I like is way, way easier if I can just send it to 'em. Way easier."

    Thus, he'd rather have you email your friend a copy of this book than send a link to Amazon, or better yet, put it on a peer-to-peer Net. If this happens a lot, that's success. And maybe, some percentage of folks will choose to own the book. Or maybe not. In any case, some percentage of folks will choose to port it to another text-reading device. And maybe someone will choose to translate it to languages the publisher doesn't plan on.

    In the world of Down and Out, there is no material scarcity, and people don't die, because they're just backed up to a hard disk and their personalities are poured into a young, sprightly clone. In a world without scarcity, the intangible things that are scarce become all the more valuable. In the world of the "Bitchun' Society," what's scarce is esteem, called Whuffie. For content, we should already be living in the world of the Bitchun Society--any digital file can be copied endlessly without degradation.

    Only it can't, because we have accepted the notion of intellectual property and adopted laws that punish people for the wholesale copying of stuff. Doctorow's Net move is an opening to the Bitchun' world, and it poses plenty of questions. Why will anyone buy the book if they can get it online for free? On the other hand, things that are popular are far more likely to generate income streams than things that are not popular; so won't some number of people buy the book just because they've heard about it? In any case, books don't just get published online, they get criticized and raved about. They get people devoting themselves to them, porting them, creating alternative, animated storylines set in the original universe. Think that happens only for a paperback book?

    Tor did a print run of 8,500 copies for Down and Out. In all likelihood, that's the total amount of bound books that will ever be created. There have been 75,000 downloads of the book directly from Doctorow's site, and no one knows how many other copies have been emailed between friends or downloaded from KaZaa. So, point proven: for those of us who believe in the Net to spread information and knowledge, Doctorow gets lots of Whuffie.

    Richard Koman: So you have this sort of post-apocalyptic book in which these ad hoc committees have taken over Disney World; it's essentially a corporate intrigue story ...

    Cory Doctorow: Except there's no corporation.

    Koman: A post-corporate intrigue story, then. But for anyone who's been around the computer industry awhile, it's hard not to see glimmers of a very familiar world.

    Doctorow: I had someone write me today and ask me if it was a subtle commentary on rapid application development, and in fact it is. One of my reference materials was the Microsoft Press Rapid Application Development book, as I was exploring the multifarious ways that organizations get into giant fights over how they should be organized, as opposed to what they should be doing.

    Koman: So, talk about some of the references and experiences that formed this book.

    Doctorow: It was the confluence of a bunch of technical and social ideas from a bunch of technical and social eras. Walt Disney himself was a technological innovator and very skilled, and an organizational innovator as well. The legend of Disneyland is that he was going to build this theme park, and he went to his brother Roy, who ran the money in the shop, and said "I'd like $17 million to build a theme park," and Roy said, "You can't have it and what's a theme park?" So he went out and raised private capital and hired some engineers to help him build his theme park, and of course, the engineers had never heard of theme parks and they spent a lot of time telling Walt he couldn't do this or that, so he wound up firing them all and going back to the studio and poaching all of the best animators. The animators at Disney studios had spent the 25 years previous, since the creation of the studio, inventing lots of little interesting engineering. So Walt recruited them to come build the park and he called them Imagineers, for lots of reasons: he liked the sound of it and he was always one for coinages, but it was illegal to call them engineers if they weren't really engineers.

    The other slice of inspiration was the big technology/Internet boom and the clash of engineering cultures you had there, where there were a lot of people advocating something much like a favor economy, which eventually got formalized into stuff like free software, where you had major, multifarioius, multiuse applications built out of enlightened self-interest.

    Koman: Tell us about the lives of the people in the Magic Kingdom in terms of collaborative filtering, being always online, having a data-rich existence. It all sounds a lot like peer-to-peer.

    Doctorow: So there's this world I've written about called the Bitchun Society. And in the Bitchun Society there's no more scarcity, there's a kind of Clarke's Law technology that allows them to reproduce anything at zero incremental cost. And what's more, they don't die. You regularly check yourself into a clinic or terminal and make a copy of your brain and if you die they make a new you and pour that back into it. Lucky for me it's science fiction and not science so I don't have to explain the workings of this stuff.

    Cory Doctorow will participate in the panel discussion, DRM in Practice: Rights, Restrictions, and Reality at the O'Reilly Emerging Technology Conference. The panel will draw on the experiences of current developers, reviewers, and users of multimedia technology to explore the practical effect of digital rights management on technological innovation.

    I also don't have to explain the working of the neural interface, which in addition to allowing them to do this suck-your-brains-out-and-drop-it-onto-a-hard-drive thing, also is capable of figuring out how you feel about any given thing anywhere in the world that you have any opinion about--without asking you. And as a consequence of this, you can first of all make some guesses about how you're going to feel about something. You don't have to remember whether you've been to this restaurant because the system remembers and tells you what other good restaurants are nearby. But the second-order effect is it will figure out who you hold in high esteem, who has an opinion about some restaurant you've never been to. And this opinion, and this esteem is called Whuffie.

    Koman: And there's left-handed Whuffie and right-handed Whuffie.

    Doctorow: That's right, well, it's idiosyncratic. Unlike things like Google PageRank, it's not a beauty contest; it doesn't tell you what the average person thinks is right, or beautiful, or worthy of esteem, it tells you what people like you--people who bought this book also bought clean underwear--think about this resource. And because it's not domain-specific, because it spans all these domains, it's got this incredibly rich dataset, so it's like people who are like you on lots of different axes telling you what to think.

    Now, everyone sort of runs their lives as a consequence of this because those few resources that are scarce--like esteem itself, attention, locations--are themselves regulated or apportioned according to Whuffie. The way that happens is that someone asserts that they are in a position to control the distribution of that resource. A group of people--an ad hoc--comes along and says this is our restaurant. And if people behave as if it's their restaurant, if people sit at the tables when they're told to sit, if they order food when they're told to order, if they eat the food when it comes on a plate, then in fact, those people are running the restaurant. But they're only running the restaurant for as long as someone else doesn't come in and successfully assert that they are now running the restaurant. And so there's this built-in incentive to always behave in a way that always makes everyone feel good.

    Koman: So this is not unlike deciding who's going to run Venezuela.

    Doctorow: Or Argentina, for that matter. One of the things I explore in this book is that it's not all sweetness and light, because there's a lot of sweetness and light. I mean, you end up with people who act in a way that winds up being fundamentally saccharine and conflict-avoiding, because no one wants to get in trouble with anyone, and you wind up with power-law distributions, where people who are popular wind up with the most opportunity to do things that make them popular, which makes them more popular, which gives them more opportunties to be more popular, and even though it's not supposed to be a beauty contest, when you get yourself into a good niche, when you end up running Disney World, that opportunity itself creates more opportunities.

    Koman: How does this map to our reality?

    Doctorow: I think cash is a rough approximation of Whuffie. Cash is supposed to reflect how much esteem you're held in. Although in a Whuffie society, there's no such thing as a rich a--hole, because "rich" and "a--hole" are the opposite of each other. But I think that in our real world we are plagued with positive returns to scale and power-law distributions. We see this in cash societies, where the rich get richer and have more opportunities to get rich. Certainly that was a characterstic of the technology bubble, where the people who had opportunities to buy in before IPO were the people who didn't need it, essentially. It's a characteristic in publishing, where the authors who get the publicity budget are the authors who are already famous. And it's certainly the case in Google, where being found when you're searched for increases the probability that someone will make a link to you, which increases the probability that you'll be found when you're searched for. That problem, although probably not intractable, is found in both cash and reputation societies. There needs to be some kind of antitrust law or garbage collector that periodically comes along and randomizes Whuffie if you're going to get anything like a merit-based distribution.

    Koman: There's a scene in the book, where they ask the Imagineers, "How long to build?" And the guy says, "Five years." And they say, "No, without reviews, and approvals, and sign-offs." And the answer is eight weeks. You've had this experience of pulling together some entrepreneurial programmers but being completely stymied in being able to release your code ...

    Doctorow: Well, both points of view are correct. One of the things that happens is they say, "Oh, by all means, go do whatever you want, just deliver in eight weeks, and what they find is that without all this planning and oversight, the engineers just wind up ratholing. They take these tiny little parts of the project that are interesting and they don't wind up delivering the actual project. On the other hand, command and control systems are prone to creating these enormous delays where you get sign-off and sign-off and sign-off, and then the CEO says, "Does it have to be gray, can't it be blue?" There's a happy medium somewhere in there.

    I think that the thing about venture capital is that despite its risk-taking, it's inherently conservative. One of the best pieces of advice an entrepreneur can get is "retain control of your company." You want to be sure that the oversight from the VCs is board-level oversight, not operational oversight. You want the VCs to sit down and say, "Given that you're spending our money we want to make sure you're doing x." Not, "Why does that guy have two monitors, couldn't he just use one?"

    One of the things that has happened in the Bitchun Society is that something that is inherently entrepreneurial has calcified into something quite bureaucratic, hide-bound, slow to change, run by committee, very risk-averse. That's a characteristic of revolutions, too. There's a speech by Abraham Lincoln that's reproduced in the Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln exhibit at Disneyland: "... if destruction be our lot, then we ourselves must be its author and its finisher. It cannot come from abroad; it will spring up from among us." Basically, the only thing that will destroy America is America. The only thing that will destroy the Bitchun Society is the Bitchun Society. And the only thing that will destroy an entrepreneurial company is to stop being entrepreneurial.

    Koman: What's the backstory of the book? What happened to the Disney Corporation? How did the ad hoc groups come to rule?

    Doctorow: That's never really made explicit, because I want the book to be fundamentally optimistic. But one of the things about the revolution is that you have to break some eggs to make the omelet. I have little bits and pieces of it ... there's the nonviolent revolution, where you have TAs ousting their professors and offering courses that are credited in different ways. But the violent parts would be the complete collapse of the stock market, and massive poverty and economic and political destabilization, and public corporations just withering way, and thousands of people turning out on the streets and looting and arson. Because this is a massively disruptive technological change that they undergo. It is what happened to the recording industry happening to all of us. And the recording industry certainly went berserk when it happened to them, and behaved in a way that was completely nonlinear, not in their best interests, ungovernable, and so on. I have no reason to believe the general public would behave in a way that's anymore laudable. So I think what happened to the Disney Corporation is that money became massively deflationary, and it died, the same way that even worthy Argentinian corporations died when the Argentinian currency went wildly inflationary.

    Koman: You speak of the recording industry as though it's already dead, or at least it will never get back to the way it was.

    Doctorow: Well, sure, even the recording industry understands it will never get back to the way it was. I don't think it's dead. I think it is fundamentally changed and I think they're slowly coming to grips with that, although not as fast as we would like them to. But the recording industry has a story of, "We do two really important roles. One is to make music available and the other is to compensate artists." But one of the things we know is that 80 percent of all of the music ever released isn't for sale anywhere in the world. And another thing we know is that 97 percent of the artists signed to a recording contract earn less than $600 per year off of it. So Napster doesn't have a better track record at compensating artists, but it sure as shit had a better track record of making music available.

    Napster filled a niche that the music industry was actually incapable of filling for legal and organizational reasons. I've had very earnest conversations with recording industry executives who told me it took forever to get the clearances to put 100 tracks online. Napster put 100 tracks online in the first eight seconds of its existence. So whatever happens, I can't believe that the hundreds of millions of people around the world currently enjoying filesharing--not just filesharers, but the people who get CDs from filesharers--those people aren't going to willingly say, "Yes, let's take the lion's share of our shared musical heritage and throw it away again, put it back in the vault for another 30 years until we can figure out how to make it available--minus whatever disappears between now and then because all known copies of it are destroyed." That isn't a possible outcome to the current struggle. There are lots of other possible outcomes, like serious damage to the rights to build general-purpose tools and so on, which I'm very concerned about. But I'm not concerned that the solution to this will involve throwing that music back in the vault.

    Koman: Which goes to the question the Supreme Court wrestled with in Eldred, or the question they should have wrestled with anyway, which is, "What is the best way to ensure the dissemination of creative work?"

    Doctorow: Or even more broadly, what is the best way to ensure continuity of our cultural heritage; what is the best way to ensure that things don't vanish? It really is an important question and it was in our side's brief, and unfortunately, it seems to me the Court didn't really address it at all. They said, "Well, Disney's stewardship of Mickey Mouse is above reproach, and therefore Disney deserves to continue holding the rights to the Mickey Mouse cartoons, which would enter the public domain if it weren't for the Sonny Bono act. And why do we want Mickey Mouse back in the public domain? It's not as if there's any absence of creative work being created with his likeness on it." And what they missed is that this has nothing to do with Mickey Mouse. The problem is that in order to keep Mickey Mouse in Disney's hands we are keeping everything that was made contemporaneous with Mickey Mouse out of the public's hands, and in many cases, those works are abandoned, very few copies survive, no one knows who the rights holders are, and before they go into the public domain, if indeed they ever do, all known copies will have vanished forever.

    Koman: There's this ideal: univeral access to all human knowledge. The Internet is supposed to be the medium for that. It seems that Napster was doing that for music; peer-to-peer systems in general could enable the dissemination of all public domain stuff on the Net. And yet, probably no one has the chutzpah to suggest that anymore because they're likely to be prosecuted ...

    Doctorow: Our common cultural heritage is basically distributed across attics across the world. The one thing that a centralized system could never do--I mean, eBay has shown this--is catalogue the contents of everyone's attics. What eBay demonstrated is that the only way to get the contents of everyone's attic catalogued is to ask everyone to catalogue their own attic. This is also true of cultural information. All the information that has ever been digitized is on someone's hard drive somewhere and the solution to making this all available isn't putting it all in one place; with apologies to Brewster, the solution is in keeping it in situ and finding ways for us to exchange it, and ensuring that whenever we exchange it, we increase its availablility, so we have nonrivalrous use of the information.

    Koman: So what is your emotional relationship with Disney? You seem to have quite a warm spot in your heart for Walt ...

    Doctorow: Yeah, everyone loves that crazy old Nazi corpsicle.

    Koman: And yet in your day job, you see Disney as doing a lot of harm to the culture.

    Doctorow: Well, it's possible to love the sin and hate the sinner. Yeah, I'm a tremendous fan of both Walt Disney and the Disney Corporation in a lot of spheres, not universally, but in a lot of valances. It's the only (publicly traded) company I've ever owned stock in. I grew up going to Disney parks in Florida. It really was one of the formative experiences of my childhood, these annual trips to Disney World to see this kind of techno-utopic autonomous zone. The Florida property especially exists in this kind of extralegal framework where it's not subject to state law--it can do things like build its own nuclear reactor without getting permission from the state government, it doesn't have to pay taxes ... Walt pulled off this amazing coup when he got this special economic zone incorporated, straddling two counties but not a part of either, and built Disney World in the middle of it. That kind of techno-utopic thing is very influential in the way I grew up.

    The Disney Corporation, when it's not being terrible, is wonderful. It's one of the most enlightened employers in terms of equal rights and gay rights. It's the largest gay employer in the Southland. It has amazing benefits packages, it's a great company to work for if you have kids.

    In addition to this, I think that their art and technology kicks ass. But one thing you discover in the technology world, especially in free software, is that being a good programmer and being a good person are not necessarily correlated, or at least being a good programmer and being a person with whom other people want to spend a lot of time, who has good hygiene and good social skills, are not correlated.

    Koman: Agree with you on hygiene, but what do you mean by being a "good person?"

    Doctorow: There are people who have written great code who are d--ks.

    Koman: Is that a greater number of d--ks than the random distribution of d--ks in the larger population?

    Doctorow: Maybe not, but I'm not arguing that they're correlated. I'm arguing that eschewing someone's code because the person who wrote it is a d--k is a losing strategy. So there's a corollary in Disney in that they have built undeniably fantastic technology; they have built really interesting and innovative organizations around that technology; they continue to innovate all the time, as art and as science; it's good stuff. And the company does some stuff I'm really angry about in employment law, and in pollution, and in trade practices abroad, and in copyright law, and in technology. There's a lot of things about this company I'm very upset about as a shareholder and as a citizen of the world.

    Richard Koman is a freelance writer and editor. He has written for Salon, New Architect, Internet World, and the O'Reilly Network.

    --
    "It's a tarp!" -- Dyslexic Admiral Ackbar
  27. Shameless plug by Schnapple · · Score: 1

    I'd like to take this opportunity to state that I am an excellent programmer with excellent hygene and social skills. Resume at link below.

  28. The book itself... by stang · · Score: 5, Insightful

    From the article:

    What to make of Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom , the first novel by Cory Doctorow, dot-com survivor, inveterate blogger, and now, outreach coordinator of the Electronic Frontier Foundation? Part organizational-intrigue novel, part post-apocalyptic sci-fi, and part Swiftian satire of the tech mentality, revolutionary impulses, and Disney itself, the book has acquired quite a bit of notice, at least in part for its bold use of the Net.

    Having just finished the book, I can tell you what to make of it: A poor ripoff of John Varley's The Phantom of Kansas with karma added. Oh, and whereas Varley managed to pack his ideas into a well-paced short story, this one dragged out for 208 pages as it subjected us to Disney technical minutiae on the way to a disappointing resolution.

    At least I found out how the ghost hall works in the Haunted Mansion.

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    "200 Quatloos on the newcomer!" "300 Quatloos against!"
  29. Not a myth by SandSpider · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Yeah, I hate to say this, but just because many programmers have sex, doesn't mean that you have to go far to find some that are stinky and/or socially unpleasant.

    Bear in mind that "not correllated" means that there is no link between one and the other. If he said that being a programmer and having good hygeine were negatively correllated, then that could be a myth, since it indicates a link.

    Mind you, compared to other professions where you sit at a desk, there probably is a weak negative correllation between programming and bathing habits. Unless I've just been really lucky in my jobs. Who knows, maybe it's just the games industry.

    =Brian

    --
    There is nothing so good that someone, somewhere, will not hate it.
  30. Re:nice logo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think this is a new category for shameless plugging of your own articles.

  31. Problem with the utopian model in the book. by gpinzone · · Score: 3, Interesting

    In the world of the 'Bitchun' Society,' what's scarce is esteem, called Whuffie. For content, we should already be living in the world of the Bitchun Society--any digital file can be copied endlessly without degradation. Only it can't, because we have accepted the notion of intellectual property and adopted laws that punish people for the wholesale copying of stuff. Doctorow's Net move is an opening to the Bitchun' world, and it poses plenty of questions. Why will anyone buy the book if they can get it online for free?

    Considering that Whuffie is essentially used as cash in his universe, we'd have to set up an automatic micropayment system the deducts from our bank account whenever we like something. f course, this will never work because if we disliked something, the transaction would go the other way. Furthermore, he never discusses why no one ever tried to hack their Whuffie higher.

    1. Re:Problem with the utopian model in the book. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For content, we should already be living in the world of the Bitchun Society--any digital file can be copied endlessly without degradation.

      But this is only half the story, content creation still requires money and resources. In a true post-scarcity utopia all production would be limitless and free, so creating a movie or recording a song would just be a matter of organisation rather than economics. The current controversy over digital music copying is not really to do with intellectual property, it the result of a system which is effectively post scarcity in one area but not in the other. Eventually the relentless march of technology should make the problem go away, but until then...

    2. Re:Problem with the utopian model in the book. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Easy, it's not the amount of Whuffie you had in that universe, but the rate of flow of Whuffie that mattered. If you hacked the system and added say 10,000 units people would look at you, look at your Whuffies, and look at other people opinion of you and see if you deserved to be that high. If not, your hack would lower their opinion of you and decrease your Whuffie causing you to lose any hacked gains. On the other hand, someone might see your hack and say "cool!" increasing your whuffie, so in the end it would pretty much average out. In the book it was the deeds that you did that influenced your whuffie rate. That was what was important.

    3. Re:Problem with the utopian model in the book. by evil_mojo_jojo · · Score: 1

      s/whuffie/slashdot karma/ and we're already there.

  32. HUH??? by moosesocks · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This is weird.... They talk of Disney as being cutting-edge.

    While I know that disney is renowned for it's use of technology at their theme parks, I can't say that I've heard of any of it being cutting-edge. From what I've heard (and seen), Disney is still using 8-track tapes for the audio tracks of many of their (older) rides, as well as the for the control of animatronics, using the age old argument: "If it ain't broke, don't fix it". Pneumatic tubes are still used for transporting paperwork (and garbage, but that's another story).

    Of course, on the newer stuff they build, they're using, they've turned to using CDs, DAT, and of course, computers. But I certainly think their views on outdated technology (from what I have heard in the bast) make a lot of sense.

    Do animatronic robots really need to be controlled by 2ghz computers over a secure fiber-optic TCP/IP link? No. Disney still uses their old system which has worked for several decades, and uses the old technology on some of the new stuff they build.

    Just because it's old doesn't mean it's bad.

    I suppose this is where a lot of the conflict in the company originates from. They used to be a really great company, but as of late, I've taken to strongly disliking their marketing strategies and overall business model - WE DICTATE YOUR CULTURE, BUY OUR PRODUCTS.

    --
    -- If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done? - Uli's moose
    1. Re:HUH??? by gpinzone · · Score: 1

      It was cutting edge back in the day. Animatronic robots are old hat 50 years later. Everything now-a-days simply MUST involve a video screen to be entertaining. What's lost is that ability to overcome design obstacles using simple ideas.

      Did you know that Space Mountain really isn't very fast? The designers used the lighting and wind effects to trick your brain into thinking you're going fast. All rollercoaster designers do in modern times is to just make them bigger and twistier thanks to computer aided design software. Feh.

      If you want to see what a real genius is, do a Google search on Mike Jittlov. Keep in mind all of his effects were BEFORE computer generated effects were possible.

    2. Re:HUH??? by dubiousmike · · Score: 1

      Buy Old Yeller, coming out on DVD the first of April.
      AFTER THAT, IT WILL NEVER BE SOLD AGAIN.

      BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

      - Walt Disney's head in a jar
      in Michael Eisner's sock drawer, Orlando, FL


    3. Re:HUH??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you know that Space Mountain really isn't very fast? The designers used the lighting and wind effects to trick your brain into thinking you're going fast.

      The most depressing thing I've ever seen was Space Mountain with all the lights on. The guys were going around checking all the systems, and I mean, there it was, 10% smaller than life size. I wanted to sit down in a corner and cry.

      The big sphere at EPCOT on the other hand was a lot cooler from backstage.

  33. Codito, Ergo Scummy by BeetMonster · · Score: 3, Funny

    I code, therefore I stink.

  34. Really? by Space_Nerd · · Score: 1
    being a good programmer and being a good person are not necessarily correlated, or at least being a good programmer and being a person with whom other people want to spend a lot of time, who has good hygiene and good social skills, are not correlated

    Well, thank you captain Obvious!
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    Everybody has a purpose in life, maybe mine is to lurk in slashdot.
  35. left vs. right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OK, fine, I give. They mention it and Cory doesn't step up to explain it. I've read the book twice and I don't get it: what's the difference between left-handed and right-handed Whuffie?

  36. Beautiful quote: by cK-Gunslinger · · Score: 5, Informative

    Doctorow: Well, sure, even the recording industry understands it will never get back to the way it was. I don't think it's dead. I think it is fundamentally changed and I think they're slowly coming to grips with that, although not as fast as we would like them to. But the recording industry has a story of, "We do two really important roles. One is to make music available and the other is to compensate artists." But one of the things we know is that 80 percent of all of the music ever released isn't for sale anywhere in the world. And another thing we know is that 97 percent of the artists signed to a recording contract earn less than $600 per year off of it. So Napster doesn't have a better track record at compensating artists, but it sure as shit had a better track record of making music available.
  37. More "ad hominem"? by redelm · · Score: 1
    Why do you assume that I stink? Zinc oxide ointment is a remarkably effective deodorant. Merely defending someone does not imply like behaviour.

    I also seriously doubt that sex truly comes first for you. If it did, you would probably know nothing about programming, and instead be a doctor or bartender. Or is that your craft?

    1. Re:More "ad hominem"? by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1

      Med school would take away from my sex time. I'm not willing to delay gratification that long.

      Being a geek works very well for a certain class of (attractive) girls. Good point though: I should bartend on weekends.

      And nevermind. Sounded like you'd spent a lot of thought defending yourself about other people's comments about your smell. Aparently I was wrong.

      --

      There are no trails. There are no trees out here.
  38. Free Sex? by docbrown42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We may not be movie stars, but all the coders I know have sex at least semi-regularly, with people they don't have to pay.

    Free sex? Remember, you get what you pay for.

    --
    Ed Wedig
    Graphic design services
    docbrown.net
    1. Re:Free Sex? by mcwetboy · · Score: 1

      Free as in beer or free as in speech? GNU sex?

  39. OT: George W. Bush by illumin8 · · Score: 1

    Hey man, where did you get that great GWB quote? Do you have a link to the article it was in?

    Thanks!

    --
    "When the president does it, that means it's not illegal." - Richard M. Nixon
    1. Re:OT: George W. Bush by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's part of a transcript, from an interview with Bush where he's talking about making changes to the tax law and other things. Posted December 18, 2000. Read it here

  40. For geeks that think they don't smell by aquamala · · Score: 1

    remember you can't smell yourself.

    1. Re:For geeks that think they don't smell by Sloppy · · Score: 1
      "remember you can't smell yourself"
      "remember I can't smell myself"
      "myself, I must remember I can't smell"
      "personally, I know that I do not smell"
      "I don't smell."
      ...
      "My odor is like the perfume of a spring flower, I am a fun person to be with, and the pleasure of my company is sought after by many."

      That was fun. Now it's your turn. We'll start with a classic: "It's a crock of shit, and it stinks."

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      As copyright owner of this comment, I authorize everyone to defeat any technological measure which limits access to it.
  41. And *therefore*. . . by kfg · · Score: 1

    you can't expect people to treat with you on a civilized level just because you're an Ubercoder if you *also* are a maloderous trogolodyte.

    Correcting the argument while leaving out the conclusion is just as deceptive as missinterpreting the argument.

    KFG

  42. No free lunch by geeber · · Score: 2

    You ALWAYS pay for sex. It just may not be with money...

  43. Re:YOU DID IT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Woo, I feel honored. :)

  44. Since when ?? by jalilv · · Score: 1

    Since when did programmers start becoming good at social interractions ? Why do you need to interract in the first place ? There is email, IM, IRC and other ways to communicate. All you need to be a good programmer is bitter coffee and hard rock music. As far as good person thing goes, programmers are always good people, you just have to get accustomed to their way of goodness :-) And no, being a good person is not same as being good at interracting socially...

  45. not again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gods, I'm so tired of this. Some of us are good programmers (or used to be, before we burned out) and take showers daily. But neither good code nor smelling good means you can talk to other people. None of these have anything to do with the others.

    As a burned-out programmer who can't talk to people very well, I'm only taking daily showers to help occupy the time between now and when I die.

  46. self-promotion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I get enough of Doctorow's self-promotion from boingboing... this is getting ridiculous.

  47. correlation by zrodney · · Score: 1

    Maybe I'm just guessing here, but your choice of terms is misleading.

    If you say that personal hygene and being a high quality programmer are have no correlation, it doesn't mean that most programmers don't bathe.

    In fact, it's a statistic term that means there is no relationship between the two variables. Or, that it's just as likely to find a well dressed clean good programmer as a slob good programmer.

    Maybe you were trying to imply there is an inverse correlation between the two?

    1. Re:Correlation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These biographies are hatchet jobs from people who like to trash those who've accomplished great things.

    2. Re:Correlation by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "There are no heroes in the modern age"

      Do you mean:
      There are no entertanment heroes in the modern age?

      there are many heroes. I mean real heroes, not people who happened to die at the wrong time.

      The question is, are you a hero? Would you take the risk to pull a women out of a burning car?
      Would you stop a man from beating a child?(I mean beating, not spanking)

      Like I said there are many heroes, but we could always use one more.

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    3. Re:correlation by gateep · · Score: 1
      Or, that it's just as likely to find a well dressed clean good programmer as a slob good programmer.
      Surely you mean "it's just as likely to find a well-dressed clean good programmer as a well-dressed clean non-'good programmer'"..
    4. Re:Correlation by TerryAtWork · · Score: 1

      The French have a saying about this.

      They say 'reading the artists work is like eating Goose Pate' - meeting the artist is like meeting a Goose.'

      Only, they say it in French.

      --
      It's Christmas everyday with BitTorrent.
  48. environment or plot? by zrodney · · Score: 1

    I bought the book, and read it last week. It's a good story, but the ending is a letdown if a little bit suprising.

    Most of the effort is in dreaming up the world of the near-future and the implants and wuffie.

    I was more disappointed with the book before someone asked me what it was about. It turns out that you have to nearly recite the entire plot just to give a summary because of all the new ideas and setting.

    Without explaining dead-heading, whuffie, the bitchun society, and the adhocs in disney, the rest of the story doesn't make any sense at all.

    so, maybe the actual plot isn't as important as the environment that the story takes place in.

    anyway -- it's a good quick read that will probably become a fixture in the scifi book world similar to Neuromancer or Burning Chrome.

    some people really don't think Gibson is a good writer either

  49. Re:nice logo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oops, right you are. My bad.

  50. Correlation by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 1

    >> being a good programmer and being a good person are not necessarily correlated

    Most of my favorite artists, musicians, and writers were/are pretty $#itty human beings. It's discouraging to the point where I've stopped reading biographies about anyone who's work I admire. There are no heroes in the modern age.

  51. please take my programmer friends by sirshannon · · Score: 1

    and make them hang out with you and your programmer friends for a while. Maybe they will start picking up your good habits and get laid occassionally.

    1. Re:please take my programmer friends by Computer! · · Score: 1

      Get them to Dallas, TX. I'll take care of the rest. Oh, and I don't have any programmer friends. Just because they don't smell bad doesn't mean I call them to chill.

      --
      If you fall off a building, go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will be like hey, free dummy
  52. Unfortunately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You CAN smell yourself. The problem is by the time you do, everyone else has been smelling you long enough to give you an unflattering nickname.

    True for body odor and doubly true for your breath.

    And remember the rule of thumb: yes, you DO smell like pot and/or alcohol, very strongly in fact, you stinky motherfucker.

  53. Re:Electric cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Flamebait?!?!

    Obviously your moderator's SQ (Simpsons-Quotient) is woefully low.

  54. Low Freakish Quotient by Bondolo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And there is of course the assumption that if you aren't a freak then you obviously have no credibility. It's amazing to watch people cultivate their excentricity in a futile attempt to translate it into coolness. Posers are part of every culture, even the mass media mono-culture, and they are uniformly boring.

    I wish people could just be OK with who they actually are.

    --
    -- "Most people prefer a popular myth to an unpopular truth"
  55. Obviously he's talking about RMS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone who has met and spent any amount of time with RMS will know this description fits him more than it fits anyone you'll ever met in your lifetime.

  56. He's obviously talking about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a popular figure in the free software world. Anyone who has met him knows exactly who the author is talking about.

  57. Disney's ESPN.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work in the same building as Disney's ESPN.com and let me just say there are no smelly geeks on those floors. When the elevator door opens, its like looking into a frat house.

  58. Re:regular sex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Masturbation doesn't count. Neither do animals.

    I seen a horse could do math.

  59. attribution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Literary reference to Randell Jarell's _Pictures_from_an_Institution: - she was a great human animal, but a terrible human being

  60. Last Post! by alpg · · Score: 0

    UNIX Trix

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