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Working as a Game Tester
DaytonCIM writes "SFGate.com has a great story on the real life of game testers. 'Life is not all fun and games, though. It's all games -- with little time left for sleeping or eating, at least during the busy months before Christmas. The longest week he has logged was 106 hours, and 60-hour-plus weeks are typical in deadline crunches, he said.'"
Lemme get this straight. You get PAID to spend the majority of your time playing videogames. OH WHAT A HELLISH NIGHTMARE EXISTANCE!! WO IS YOU!!
I just spent the afternoon degaussing 130 DLT tapes. You'll forgive me if I don't share in your plight of the hellishness that is Galaxies or Planetside. I'll pray for you tonight.
Finally, math books without any of that base 6 crap in them.
...for vivid games. I quit when my palms were so covered in blisters that it was painful to drive.
Just like anything else...
too much of a good thing is still bad.
Too much alcohol, the body revolts.
Too much work, you revolt.
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That guy must have been slacking off. I mean, with the 62 hours left during the 7 day week, he had about 62/7=8.8 hours left each day, which would be plenty of time to sleep. That slacker!
If I have nothing to hide, don't search me
What do they do as a hobby? Accounting, maybe?
absolutely.
If any of these game testers want to do a job swap, bring it on. I'll more than readily trade my 35 hour week office job for a 60+ hour week playing games and getting paid for it.
...when you are assured lifetime employment as a Duke Nukem Forever tester?
You think you have it bad.
I'm the Chief Deneedler at a haystack company. You don't know what hell is until you spend 40 hours a week searching haystacks for needles.
The world is neither black nor white nor good nor evil, only many shades of CowboyNeal.
1.Burn down the haystack.
2.Run around with metal detector.
3.Profit!!!
not only the same game, but the same scene over and over to try to track down a bug and the scenario around that bug.. Even if the game is "fun" as a tester you won't be having fun the way you have to play it at work.
"If you are going through hell, keep going." - Winston Churchill
I don't know... the top floor of my building (i.e. management) has been playing Snood every day for months! Granted, they probably only play about 40 hours a week.
Welcome to Equilibrium, the Game of Life (c).
You are at the north end of the Shrine of Delphi. There is a plaque in front of you. Exits: S
>read plaque
The plaque reads "Know thyself".
>S
You are at the south end of the Shrine of Delphi. There is a plaque in front of you. Exits: N
>read plaque
The plaque reads "Nothing in excess".
>N
You are at the north end of the Shrine of Delphi. There is a plaque in front of you. Exits: S
(...)
Quem a paca cara compra, paca cara pagará.
Obviously someone who likes to play Madden a little too much got some mod points.
Imagine the fun of testing out EVERYWALL on some level to make sure that you don't walk through it.
Yeah, and imagine that all your co-workers shooting you at the same time! "Boy, Jim is an easy target today. It's like he's always running into walls!"
(On the other hand, if you do find a buggy wall, it would be "Hey! Where did he go?")
I am a games tester. When I finish a project, usually the first thing i do with my free cop(y/ies) is send them to friends who live far away.
In SOVIET RUSSIA... erm...NSA AMERICA, the Internet logs onto YOU!
If it's a fun game, that's no problem, but how many games out there do you REALLY want to play for 80 hours a week for a month or two solid? I can't think of very many. You'd get sick of it in a real hurry.
Here's one: EverQuest. Whether or not you're sick of it, you're still playing!
A hundred and six hours? 75 year old Supreme Court justices work 120 hours.
I once worked 145 hours in a week in crunch time for a telematics show in Europe, and 450 hours over a 5 week period that same time. Longest work day? 33 hours.
106 hours, I could do that with a malfunctioning pacemaker, a headache, and a snack machine out of everything but dry, oversalted pretzels and black licorice Good-n-Plenty.
"Has [being a kidnapped teenage girl, raped repeatedly for months] changed you?" - Katie Couric to Elizabeth Smart
if 7 hours a week has done this to me, then what would i be like if i spent 60 hours a week playing games? talk about no social life, you have daydreams of shooting your boss in the head with a freakishly large, hideously overpowered gun.
The little kiddies with mod points can't handel the truth.
Please bach up your claims.
I dunno. I think Mary-Kate and Ashley might give that a run for its money.
I got my Linux laptop at System76.
Hey, great to meet you buddy. I live far away.
The longest week he has logged was 106 hours, and 60-hour-plus weeks are typical in deadline crunches, he said.
After a 106 hour marathon game testing session, he went home to unwind by going over budget figures in Microsoft Excel.
Does this
Playing games that are 95% done is like drinking water that is 95% not urine. Sure, its mostly good, but that other %5 ruins the entire experience.
You wouldn't get away with that on a console. Well maybe CD-I.