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U.S. National Do-Not-Call Registry is Law

extra88 writes "Bush has signed the Do-Not-Call Registry into law. The registry will be run by the FTC and funded by fees collected from telemarketers. Telemarketers can be fined up to $11K for calling someone on the list. Politicians, surveys (loophole?) and charities are exempt from using the list. The FCC oversees certain industries (airlines, banks and phone companies) and will have to "buy in" to the registry for it to affect those industries. Slashdot covered this story when the bill went through House of Representatives."

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  1. sign up by clones · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Where do I sign up?

    1. Re:sign up by Hamster+Of+Death · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't worry, they'll call you and ask if you want to sign up!

    2. Re:sign up by InsaneGeek · · Score: 4, Informative

      According to the ftc's website http://www.ftc.gov/bcp/conline/edcams/donotcall/ju mp.html

      It'll be phased in over 8 weeks region by region starting in July. You can register either by a toll-free call, or online (Yea!).

    3. Re:sign up by rworne · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Cool, and do-no-call activists can write up a nifty perl script that will register every number from 000-000-0000 to 999-999-9999.

      Yes, I know that the above can be pared down considerably by removing invalid area codes and prefixes.

      We could set this up as a distributed effort, with each ./ member taking a few hundred thousand numbers.

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    4. Re:sign up by nathanh · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Cool, and do-no-call activists can write up a nifty perl script that will register every number from 000-000-0000 to 999-999-9999.

      That sounds like a one-liner competition! I submit:

      perl -wle '/(.{3})(.{3})(.{4})/ && print "$1-$2-$3" for (0 x10..9x10)'

      Giggle.

  2. any chance by Squareball · · Score: 3, Funny

    Any chance that to inform the masses about this they will do a mass calling at 6:30pm (dinner time) ? ;)

  3. Hello Mr Jones by JustAnOtherCodeSerf · · Score: 3, Funny

    We'd like you to take a survey...
    1) What do you think about our new offer we're sending to people?
    2) Would our recent pricing changes convince you to switch to our company?
    3) PROFIT!

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    1. Re:Hello Mr Jones by Computer! · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have actually received a telemarketing call that went much like this. Not bragging, just reminding everyone that many sales calls may be worded as surveys in the future.

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  4. Surveys... by TopShelf · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Surveys are indeed a loophole here. Since Indiana's do-not-call list went into effect (which is a MAJOR success), I have gotten some thinly veiled "research survey" calls, which offer a free sample of a product as the compensation for participating. They're pretty few and far between, though.

    I still can't believe that a legislature actually passed a reasonably effective and useful law, despite the opposition of lobbying groups!

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    1. Re:Surveys... by avandesande · · Score: 4, Funny

      Porn is protected because politicians watch porn. My guess is that many of these politicians were getting calls from telemarketers at home... You figure it out.

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    2. Re:Surveys... by cacav · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'm more concerned with the charity loophole. The group "Lighthouse Credit Foundation" was busted by NY last year for calling people with automated messages (I average 3 calls a month from them myself) and no way to get off their lists. They claim they're exempt because they're a so-called charity offering debt relief.

      I'm worried more companies will find a way to try and look like a charitable organization. Or worse yet, pay a charity to do their solicitations for them as a middle-man.

    3. Re:Surveys... by schwanerhill · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Ignoring the partisan flaimbait (although I do not, in general, consider partisan a dirty word)...

      House Roll Call Vote on HR 395: 418 Yea, 7 Nay (5 Republican, 2 Democrat), 9 Not Voting

    4. Re:Surveys... by phriedom · · Score: 3, Informative

      "Amazing what Republicans not in the pockets of trial lawyers do when they run the show."

      5 Republicans voted against, and 2 Democrats did.Look for youself.

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    5. Re:Surveys... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      I am in the unfortunate position of working for a sometimes telemarketer which has a close relationship to the DMA (I know, but the market sucks right now), and I've been told by very high up individuals in the company that it is illegal for a telemarketer to call a cell phone. Now, of course I'm taking someone elses word for it, but considering that the company was going to make special provisions in code to avoid making calls to cellphones and the type of company I'm in, I think it's a pretty accurate statement. On a personal note, I've had only a cell phone for about 5 or 6 years and rarely receive telemarking calls, when I do I state that I'm on a cell phone, and the telemarketer immediately and very politely appoligizes and hangs up.

  5. What impact will it have? by Anixamander · · Score: 4, Informative

    My first thought was that this list could cut down my telemarketing calls received by about 90%. But what is that you say? It may not apply to phone companies? Well, I suppose cutting my telemarketing calls received by 5% is still some sort of progress.

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    1. Re:What impact will it have? by The_K4 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It's easy, I just use my cell phone for EVERYTHING. I never answer the home line. If I get a telemarketer (phone company, political or other wise) I explain that this is a cell phone, and I pay by the min for incomming and out going calls and as such is it illegal for them to call this number. I also ask for the company name, address and the referance number of this call that I may send them a bill for the charges of this call, which they are now legaly responsible. I only had to do that 3 times, and even with out actually sending them a bill, the calls stopped. :)

  6. Thank goodness.. by SirFozzie · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Now if We can just get a "Do Not Spam" List to go with the "Do Not Call" list.

    First Post?

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  7. Woo by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


    * ring ring *
    Hello?
    Hallo, dees iz Al Quaeda fund raising group, please geef uz moe-nee.
    I'm on the National Do Not Call list!
    Ah.. forgiff my mistake, American Infidel. I shall call next perzon on list. Haff a nice day.
    No problem, g'day.

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    1. Re:Woo by parlyboy · · Score: 2, Funny
      No problem, g'day.

      Riiiight. That's exactly how us Americans sign off when we talk on the phone.

      "G'day, mate. Good on ya. Are we still on for the cricket world cup on Saturday? Make sure to throw an extra shrimp on the barbie, I'm bringing a sheila."

  8. Do-Not-Email Next? by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Interesting
    All good, for now, but how long before this is extended to a national Do-Not-Email list? Assuming this passes the Supremes, regarding the 'first amendment - free speech' test, it seems only logical.

    I would personally like such a thing considering my volume of spam, but aside from anyone who lives by spamming, does anyone find issues with the extended concept?

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  9. How to get a dialtone when a surveyor calls by JPelorat · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Hi, this is AnnoyingCo, we want you to pad, for absolutely no compensation, our database that we'll be selling to someone else so they can annoy you too."

    "My answer to all your questions will be 'Go fuck yourself raw, bitch'. Still want to ask? Have at it."

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  10. The UK has one too by Macka · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I just signed up to the UK version, www.tpsonline.org.uk. It takes a month to work its way into the system, then I'm promised a big reduction in unsolicited phone calls, currently running at around 2-3 a day. As I have to work from home some weeks, so this will be a great relief. I'm glad you guys have it too.

    Macka

  11. how to break by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 4, Funny

    Phase 1:All telemarketers stop for n months.

    Phase 2: No fines = no funds to enforce law.

    Phase 3: Resume telemarketing

    Phase 4: Profit!

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  12. why is anyone exempt? by bkrrrrr · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why are surveys and charities exempt? They're no less annoying, and have no right to call you out of the blue either.

    bkr

    1. Re:why is anyone exempt? by cgenman · · Score: 4, Informative

      As a sociologist, I really do need to call "random" people, and can't consider a survey consisting only of telephone owning people who are willing to take a survey and who are clueless as to the do-not-call registry a valid sample space... There would be no real way to judge many of the statistics taken for granted these days without the ability to call and survey just about anyone. I would hate to think that all of /. would be excluded form any future informational research (according to the latest figures, 0.1% of the US population works in computing, and all of them at Microsoft).

      They don't necessarily have the right to call you out of the blue, but if the information is to be statistically valid that's exactly what they have to do. And it is in the public's interests to have accurate statistics (not that there aren't a lot of rigged polls going on).

      As for charities? I'm betting they originally wanted to exclude all "nonprofits," but realized that the ACLU and many other political groups are non-profit but not charities. Hence, gain the support of your friendly local Goodwill and keep your iron grip on politics.

    2. Re:why is anyone exempt? by Bobo_The_Boinger · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Come on, that is a foolish argument. If you are calling people and asking them "are you willing and able to take the time to take a survey right now?" You are already removing any randomness from your data. First you are only getting those people who OWN phones. You are also only going to get those people who have nothing better to do than talk to you at the instant that you call. As such you will talk to many more jobless people than those who work long hours, many more single people than those watching active small children, etc.

      Sorry, but if you want truly random data, you'll have to work a lot harder than picking up the nearest phone book to get it.

      As for whether the public needs more statistics, I don't think so. According to my calculations, I have actually listened to and understood 0.7% of statistics that are spewed at me daily from the television. Of those 0.01% have proven useful to me in my life. :)

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    3. Re:why is anyone exempt? by weiyuent · · Score: 2, Informative

      Come on, that is a foolish argument. If you are calling people and asking them "are you willing and able to take the time to take a survey right now?" You are already removing any randomness from your data. First you are only getting those people who OWN phones. You are also only going to get those people who have nothing better to do than talk to you at the instant that you call. As such you will talk to many more jobless people than those who work long hours, many more single people than those watching active small children, etc.

      You point out some valid, basic flaws, but any pollster worth his salt is aware of and compensates for them using regression analyis. When the analyzed against known characteristics for the population, the results usually turn out to be very consistent.

      Sorry, but if you want truly random data, you'll have to work a lot harder than picking up the nearest phone book to get it.

      Yes, the accuracy of surveys can always be improved by casting an ever wider net, but pretty soon you run into the law of diminishing returns. Researchers always have to weigh the level of desired accuracy against the costs of surveying a large population sample. Is an extra significant figure on your stats worth and extra three zero's on your budget?

      As for whether the public needs more statistics, I don't think so. According to my calculations, I have actually listened to and understood 0.7% of statistics that are spewed at me daily from the television. Of those 0.01% have proven useful to me in my life.

      You're absolutely right on this point. In today's instant news culture we are awash in data but supplied very little actual information. The more we are told the less we know. It doesn't help that all the mainstream "news" sources are really just infotainment advertising tools, subservient to the whims of massive, monolithic media conglomerates.

  13. Overseas calls? by tinrobot · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So, if someone calls from within the US, you can haul them to court where there's an $11K fine... but what if the call originates in... say... Tijuana? Ottowa? Bombay?

    I get the feeling that, in order to survive, junk phone callers will resort to some dirty tricks.

    1. Re:Overseas calls? by jxs2151 · · Score: 2, Informative
      but what if the call originates in... say... Tijuana? Ottowa? Bombay?

      If some company is stupid enough to make an international telemarketing call, have at it. That business model will soon drive them bankrupt.

      One of the reasons that we currently get telemarketing calls is the pricing structure of local and toll calls is low enough to support that model. This crap didn't happen back when a phone call actuall cost something.

    2. Re:Overseas calls? by lga · · Score: 2, Funny
      but what if the call originates in... say... Tijuana? Ottowa? Bombay?


      Oh, I don't think that will matter. After all, American laws apply to the whole world, don't they?
    3. Re:Overseas calls? by daker13 · · Score: 5, Informative

      From http://www.ftc.gov/bcp/conline/pubs/alerts/dncalrt .htm

      7. What about telemarketers calling from overseas? Are they covered? Won't you have difficulty enforcing your national "do not call" registry outside the U.S?
      Telemarketers calling U.S. consumers are covered, regardless of where they are calling from. Enforcement outside the U.S. is not as easy as it is at home, but it is not unusual for the FTC to take law enforcement action - and to prevail - against telemarketers calling from outside the U.S. Moreover, if a company within the U.S. solicits sales through an overseas professional telemarketer, that U.S. company is liable for any TSR violations of the telemarketer. Initiating enforcement action against such companies is not a problem for the FTC.

    4. Re:Overseas calls? by cmburns69 · · Score: 2, Informative
      If some company is stupid enough to make an international telemarketing call, have at it. That business model will soon drive them bankrupt.

      One of the reasons that we currently get telemarketing calls is the pricing structure of local and toll calls is low enough to support that model.


      It will not drive them bankrupt, the lower labor costs offset the telephone costs by a huge margin. Most countries minimum wages are low enough that the increase in long distance rates will be out weighed by the savings in human labor.

      There are 60 minutes in an hour. Current local/LD rates here (for bulk customers) are somewhere below $0.03 a minute. That adds up to $1.80 an hour + $7.00 for labor. Total hourly cost for telephone + labor is $8.80.

      In a third world country, imagine if the telephone cost were $0.08 a minute ($4.08/hr). The labor cost could be as low as $0.50 an hour. Add that up and its way cheaper to operate outside the US.

      That is the reason India and the Phillipines have so many call centers. It just makes business sense.

      I don't see a reason why these telemarket companies will go under, they'll just move away and call from outside our wonderful country.

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  14. but... by jcw2112 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...where are all of the loopholes that you just know are in there. maybe i'm a bit cynical by nature, but there has to be at least one big enough to drive a truck through. i know about the survey thing and the non-profit, but where's the real built-in escape for that $11k fine?

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  16. It's all your fault by mr.nicholas · · Score: 4, Insightful
    You know, I've heard a lot of anger coming from the Telemarketing industry regarding this. The general consensus is that it will drive them completely out of business.

    You know what? It's all their faults anyway. If they hadn't been so aggresive and so intrusive (I used to get around 15 calls from 6pm to 9pm ... right smack dab in the middle of dinner), they wouldn't have pissed off an entire nation of people and legislation like this wouldn't be required.

    But they were, so it is needed.

    Hm. I guess that thought applies to SPAM as well.

    My comment to telemarketers: Here's a dime, go call someone who gives a damn (but make sure you check The Registry first!). As my mother used to say: you made the bed, now f**king sleep in it.

    1. Re:It's all your fault by cgenman · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Pickpocketers, sheisters, and muggers were pretty upset when those industries were outlawed. But quite frankly if your business model is predicated upon annoying people, expect to get banned. Automated call machines were banned for exactly the same reason. Now that call-centers have become consolidated and automated enough to be a major nusiance, they rightfully should be too.

      I'm glad the telemarketing industry is angry. Hopefully that means we will be rid of those leeches upon society.

      Do something positive, and get back to us.

  17. Let me help them build the list by product+byproduct · · Score: 5, Funny

    #include <stdio.h>

    int main()
    {
    int i, j, k;

    for (i = 100; i <= 999; i++)
    for (j = 100; i <= 999; j++)
    for (k = 0; k <= 9999; k++)
    printf("(%03d) %03d-%04d\n", i, j, k);
    }

    1. Re:Let me help them build the list by davinciII · · Score: 5, Funny

      for (i = 100; i = 999; i++)
      for (j = 100; i = 999; j++)--
      for (k = 0; k = 9999; k++)
      printf("(%03d) %03d-%04d\n", i, j, k);

      You've got yourself an endless loop. The second for statement will execute indefinitely, as i will always be 100 throughout the iteration.

      Ahh, the beauty of open source ;)

    2. Re:Let me help them build the list by rworne · · Score: 4, Funny

      In order to post code for a code review, we must first:

      1) Have a Premilinary Design Review
      2) Have a Critical Design Review
      3) Submit your code package to CVS
      4) Call for a review meeting at least 5 business days in advance
      5) Submit a package for review at the time of the meeting notice complete with Engineering Notes, Class Diagrams, Structure Diagrams, and Sequence Diagrams.

      Thank you.

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    3. Re:Let me help them build the list by crazyprogrammer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Just for fun I compiled "product byproduct's" source and ran it for a few minutes saving the output to a text file, which is 700M and never actually gets passed the 100 area code because after

      (100) 999-9999 the next number generated is
      (100) 1000-0000

      if you look at the second for loop in his code, you'll see that it checks the area code instead of the prefix

      This will get you the desired results

      #include <stdio.h>

      int main()
      {
      int i, j, k;

      //i and j start at 200 because there is no
      //area code or prefix that start with 1 or 0

      for (i = 200; i <= 999; i++)
      for (j = 200; j <= 999; j++)
      for (k = 0; k <= 9999; k++)
      printf("(%03d) %03d-%04d\n", i, j, k);
      }

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    4. Re:Let me help them build the list by Alomex · · Score: 2, Funny
      The fact that you were able to put together this software package so swiftly leads me to conclude that you received assistance from IBM. This assistance infringes on my patent for a "device to increment accumulator by value unit value". My lawyers have filed papers suing IBM for

      ....doctor evil pause....


      one million dollars!

  18. How are *they* going to do this? by Botchka · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How the hell would I prove that a telemarketer called me? Is it my word against their word? Do I obtain phone records? Does the government obtain phone records? Now granted, my cell phone does a pretty good job of breaking calls down to incoming and outgoing, but I don't recall if it tells you the phone number of the incoming call on the bill Seems like yet another political feel good move that the government has no way of enforcing. Hey if it works and the iron the kinks out, then sign me up! Hell lets figure out how to do the same thing as spammers, since I think that cause more pain and cost more money.

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    1. Re:How are *they* going to do this? by SanLouBlues · · Score: 2

      Try call waiting, or *52. The actual number might vary by the phone comapany, but the gist of it is that once the caller has hung up you immediately hit *52 and get a message saying the number has been logged. That can then be used as evidence in court.

      Could be serious overkill though. The intended use is for stalkers and rapists.

    2. Re:How are *they* going to do this? by edp · · Score: 3, Informative
      "How the hell would I prove that a telemarketer called me?"

      First, your testimony is evidence, and that is probably sufficient for most cases. It is ancient technology, examining people as they tell their stories, but it works in most cases.

      Second, you can take a photograph of your calling-line display.

      Third, if they leave a message on your answering machine, you can take a recording to court.

      Fourth, you can keep a log of unwanted calls you receive. This is better than your testimony alone, because it shows you are being careful and are making accurate records.

      Fifth, many telemarketing suits involve multiple calls. You can give the judge a list of people you spoke to, on what dates, what you told them, and so on. The combined facts make it very unlikely that the defendant did not call you as you claim, and you only need a preponderance of the evidence to prevail.

      Sixth, you can ask your friends and neighbors if they received similar calls. Any telemarketer violating the do-not-call list is calling everyone, so you will find other witnesses to verify your report.

      Seventh, if it gets to that point is important enough, you can subpoena their records and so on. But then you are into real discovery and may not be able to use small claims court.

    3. Re:How are *they* going to do this? by Blimey85 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I think they should tie the phone company into this law. I think it would be pretty simple but I'll admit that I'm not fully versed on the intricaceis (sp?) of the phone system.

      What I think should happen is that the phone company has a database that contains the do-not-call list. They also have a database that has known call centers (should be simple... any place that has a crap load of outgoing phone calls everyday would be on this list). Then every call that is made from any of these places checks the list. If the number being called is on the list, the call is not put through and the call is logged. At the end of the month, a report is generated and sent to whoever collects the penalty fees. This saves us from getting calls even though we are on the list, and keeps the enforcement simple and cheap.

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    4. Re:How are *they* going to do this? by dracocat · · Score: 2

      The FCC requires that notice of any recording of a telephone conversation must be given to the other parties of the conversation. (47 CFR 64.501; 2 FCC Record 502).

      This notice can be as simple as emitting a 1400 cycle tone every 12-18 seconds lasting 20/100 of a second.

    5. Re:How are *they* going to do this? by phriedom · · Score: 2, Interesting

      All phone calls are logged to every number, always, caller-id or not; you can't necessarily get that info just by asking though. In my state, the Oregon Attorney General's office goes after the violator FOR you. I'm pretty sure they won't have any trouble getting records from the phone company if you tell him the date and time of the call. What is the telemarketer going to say to the evidence that they called you? "I was trying to call my Grandmother and dialed the wrong number." And the fine is $25-grand here. Or at least it was. I expect that the Fedral list will get rid of the state lists, though I have not read the law.

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  19. My name is Jim... by greenskyx · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm running for congress... would you be interested in switching to AT&T?????????

  20. Re:Do-Not-Email Next? by Jason+Cain · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How would you enforce it? I assume that most of my unsolicited telephone calls come from within the US, and are therefore subject to US laws.
    The callers could move outside the US, but the cost of making the phone calls would increase dramatically.

    However, it's easy for spammers to move outside the US to avoid an unfavorable law, and doesn't really change their costs much.

  21. What about autodialers? by YetAnotherName · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Recently, telemarketing calls I've been getting go like this:
    Hello, this is [different voice] BARBARA [/different voice], and I'd like to talk to you about the exciting benefits of something-or-other. Press ONE if you'd like more details.
    Now, I'm already on the state's do-not-call list, but how do I tell these people they've broken the law? If I press ONE, I'm saying I want more details. If I do nothing, their machine hangs up.

    My current solution is to use an auto-attendant wherein a caller needs to press my extension number to ring me. Now, their machine talks to my machine, and I never even hear a phone ring.

    But I'd still like to cause them some pain.
    1. Re:What about autodialers? by Sabalon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Same here...and I thought the current federal code about telemarketters made using a recorded message a no-no.

    2. Re:What about autodialers? by dsb3 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm getting more and more of these :-(

      I tried calling the operator to report it once, but they bounced me around three different people who didn't give a damn and hung up.

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  22. Re:George W. Bush! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I see one potential problem here. Is the law prohibiting "Telemarketing calls" or "Sales calls".

    I'm in a state that already has a list that I'm on and my volume of "Telemarketing calls" has gone up while I've recieved no "Sales calls". esentially the companies that call me just want to inform me that if I could request information from them on a certain product or service but they weren't calling me to sell said product of service.

    BIG ASS LOOPHOLE that esentially gives telemarketers a big list of valid phone numbers.

    Maybe to really screw the telemarketers, people could put their cell phone numbers on the list and wait for the calls to come rolling in (an FCC violation)

  23. Re:Woohoo! by fitten · · Score: 2

    "The Direct Marketing Association, an industry group, filed a lawsuit against the FTC last month on grounds the registry unlawfully restricts free speech."

    IANAL, but does "free speech" cover calling me on a telephone service that I pay for? I would side with them if the law was talking about hawking from street corners but they are using my money to annoy me.

  24. Re:Wow! by foistboinder · · Score: 4, Funny
    Holy shit, GW actually did something right. I mean, I know it's not that hard picking up a pen and putting your signature where your political advisors tell you to. Still, this law rocks. I love it. If I could, I would marry it. I am so on that list A.S.A.P

    Sometimes, even a blind squirrel finds a nut.

  25. Official DNC (Do Not Call) website by djrogers · · Score: 5, Informative
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  26. Something doesn't make sense by jonasson · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Telemarketers say the registry will devastate their business."
    This doesn't make a lot of sense to me. If anything, a do not call list would help them reduce the costs by eliminating unnecessary phone calls. The people who sign up for this list are those who are least likely to purchase anything through a telemarketer. Now that they have a list of numbers not likely to buy anything, they can skip over that and save the cost of a phone call.

  27. More on surveys etc. by linuxwrangler · · Score: 5, Informative

    I do work for a company that does market-research. Read the law - there are reasonably strict restrictions on what counts as charities, surveys, etc. I may be in the minority but I have done focus groups and do reply to some surveys if I'm not otherwise occupied (well, I used to - working for a research company disqualifies me for most of the now). I hardly think that sending a FREE product, gift certificate, etc. as a thank-you makes a survey somehow evil. (I should note, we hardly do any call-out work and on the rare occasions we do we adhere strictly to the allowed hours and other restrictions.)

    Now, you want to see a loophole - how about the exemption for anyone with whom you have a "business relationship". Bought a widget from me in the last 18 months - I'm exempt. I called you for product info in the last three months - you can feel free to start calling me whether I'm listed or not. Fortunately even in those cases (and I think with charities as well) you can tell that specific business/charity to stop calling and they must honor it.

    Better still, they must start transmitting caller ID info - no more "ID unavailable" and must have a person on the line within 2 seconds of your answer (the telemarketers hate this since they can't cram in as many calls per person per hour with their predictive dialers).

    The other giant loophole is that there are a variety of exemptions for financial institutions, airlines and telecom companies but it appears from the FTC web site that this could be just procedural in that they are already regulated by other agencies and it just needs some interagency coordination to bring those into the fold as well. Still, those exemptions bear watching. Perhaps someone more familiar than I am with the laws would care to comment.

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  28. Surveys by _iris · · Score: 5, Informative

    The provisions for surveys are meant to prevent the government from fighting itself. The government, at various levels, spends billions of dollars per year funding survey research. My employer (the University of Wisconsin) recieves millions each year from the state alone.

    If you feel a survey is not of academic nature then the call is illegitimate (per Wisconsin law) and the caller can still be punished. Since Wisconsin's do-not-call list went into effect at the beginning of this year we have recieved phone calls from various areas of the government ensuring our credibility.

  29. Congress' Next Job by jazman_777 · · Score: 5, Funny

    A "Do Not /." List for websites.

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  30. Wish it would stop charities, too. by Junks+Jerzey · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've made the mistake of donating to some charities, and now I get hammered with the charity telemarketers. They're just as bad as the credit card and long distance people.

    It's sad that charities have been reduced to this.

  31. Charities, phone companies, banks... who's left? by residieu · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This law exempts charities, and will only apply to phone companies and banks if the FTC want it to... That means 90% of the telemarketers who call me are exempt. What's the use of that?

  32. FTC v. FCC by utd-blaze · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The FTC has limited authority to police telemarketing calls from certain industries, including airlines, banks and telephone companies. The Federal Communications Commission, which oversees calls made by those industries, has been working with the FTC and is considering adding its clout to the program.
    The FTC is CONSIDERING adding its clout?!?! Banks and telephone companies are the biggest telemarketers in the first place. If I get one more call about changing my phone company, credit card, or morgage (after I get on the list), I will [insert unlikely and irrational threat] the FTC!

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  33. Not so fast by WindBourne · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Here in Colorado, we implemented this about a year ago. It has helped. I no longer get calls saying to buy things. Instead, I get numerous calls from the republican and democratic party asking me to support their platform and send lots of money . They also tell me that the Libertarian party is a group of thugs who will allow the other party to get ahead (can't stand either as there is no difference).
    Likewise, I get 2-5 calls a day from charity groups saying that we will be in your area looking for used articles. If I do not answer within 3 rings, they will hang up and try again in about 15 minutes.
    Take your pick of which set of spam you want; businesses or charity/government.

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    1. Re:Not so fast by stormraven · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If it's illegal for telemarketers to make calls to a cell phone, would it likewise be illegal for them to send e-mails to an address which is checked by a cell phone? Hmm...

      Otherwise, let's start giving them our cell phone numbers, and then sue them into submission. C'mon it'll be fun, and our lawyers will love us for it.

    2. Re:Not so fast by dorsey · · Score: 2, Informative

      The thing is, it's not always illegal to cold call a mobile phone. The law specifically exempts companies with whom you have a prior business relationship. For instance, your mobile provider can call you to try to get you to buy new features.

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  34. Charities Exempt? by Tweakmeister · · Score: 2, Informative

    You know how easy it is create a "for profit" charity? I've had the same guy call me once a night (for weeks) during dinner explaining that I give money to some kind of police/fire/IbrokeAnailAnonymous charity. He collects 99% of the money, and donates the rest (gee thanks!). The charity loophole is HUGE.

    As nice as it is for a charity to call me begging for money, I'd much rather give the money on my own. Ofcourse...people don't go out of their own way nowadays to do just that.

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  35. re: "loophole" by prell · · Score: 2, Informative

    Politicians, surveys (loophole?) and charities are exempt from using the list.

    I was listening to NPR months ago, and they went through the guidelines for what constitutes a "survey" and "charity" call. I got the impression they were very well defined.

    Looking at the NPR site, I think this may be the article: http://discover.npr.org/features/feature.jhtml?wfI d=883948. I can't check as I dont have RealPlayer, but if you have it, check it out. You can also order a transcript.

  36. When and were to sign up. by kalislashdot · · Score: 3, Funny

    For all those asking when and were to sign up let me make it simple. It says Summer. It is administrated by the FTC.

    So that means in July go to either firstgov.gov or ftc.gov and search for "do not call". Simple huh? Well stop whining... "when, where, oh boo hoo".

  37. Info bonanza for telemarketers by Ktistec+Machine · · Score: 3, Insightful
    The problem is, once everyone has signed up, the list becomes a huge source of valid phone numbers for the unscrupulous telemarketer who's willing to risk the law (or who's based overseas where the law doesn't apply).

    And I'm sure there are other ways such an enormous compendium of phone numbers could be abused.

    Not that I'm saying this law is a bad thing. I'm thrilled about it. But I'm just listening for the other shoe to fall.

    1. Re:Info bonanza for telemarketers by jeff4747 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Problem with overseas telemarketing is it drives up the costs massively. The calls themselves are more expensive, the credit card processing is more expensive and the shipping is much more expensive.

      If they have a US company do the credit cards or shipping, the FTC gets to go after the US company.

  38. Re:Do-Not-Email Next? by EastDakota · · Score: 2, Informative

    A do-not-email registry may be law soon too. Seven states (Maine, New York, South Carolina, Missouri, Colorado, Arizona, and Oregon) are currently considering legislation on the issue.

    In addition, last Friday Senator Mark Dayton (D-Minn) introduced the "Computer Users' Bill of Rights." Among the bills provisions is a call for the Federal Trade Commission to create a national do-not-email list.

    At unspam we've developed technology to help states create secure do-not-email registries and are working with a number of legislators to implement and develop effective enforcement strategies for them. For more information email: dne-slashdot@matthew.unspam.com.

  39. I think the real solution is... by CommieLib · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hook up ELIZA with her own voice and let the telemarketer spin their wheels for half an hour or so:

    Telemarketer: Would you like to learn how to save on your long distance bills?

    Eliza: Oh, i like to learn what to save on my long distance bills.

    Telemarketer : Well, with our super saver program you can make long distance calls for just 39 cents a minute!

    Eliza: Oh, i can make long distance calls for just 39 cents a minute.

    Telemarketer: Uh, yes. So can I sign you up?

    Eliza: You are sure?

    Telemarketer: Um, yeah. Are you interested in signing up for our long distance service?

    Eliza: Would you prefer if I were not interested in signing up for our long distance service?

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    1. Re:I think the real solution is... by boskone · · Score: 3, Informative

      well, it is funny, but in reality, you have to watch what you say on the phone. If she ever says something that can be interpreted as a yes, then boom, you've just bought whatever they're selling. Even when you are on the phone, be very careful about how you phrase your responses, there are some very, very unscrupulous telesales people out there. (Yes, I am a salesperson. No, I don't call people and bug them.)

  40. in the UK by samhalliday · · Score: 3, Informative
    we have had this kind of system for a loooong time

    UK's TPS

    It actually works very well, and companies DO get into trouble if they violate the policy. It has not hindered tele-marketing at all, except that it has put an end to a lot of silly 'double glazing companies' from misusing the system by making them buy the list (which is quite expensive and must be upgraded frequently).

    I am on the list, but most people do not know it exists. I have not recieved any crappy calls since signing on, but still recieve texts as they dont come under the same laws (a recent slashdot story

    SMS Story

    hints that texts may soon be part of this law, however, which is great!). There is also a snail-mail equivalent. Nice to see the self proclaimed 'free world' catching up with the other side of the pond!

  41. Not to be a pessimist... by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is probably just a means for the government to collect a list of 'dissidents'.

    According to government statistics, there is a direct correlation between gun ownership, people who believe in 'real' freedom (not the PC fakey kind), and anti-telemarking activists.

    You have been warned...
    [ The Management ]

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  42. Real Reason the Law Passed.... by Vaughn+Anderson · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Ditch em...

    It would be nice to think the Government cares about us little people getting "annoyed" with marketing calls, it seems it takes something more sinister to get a law like this through... I don't see how it will help though other than make folks aware of the difference between a con artist and a true salesman...

    Sorry to say this folks, but the phone marketing people may be right about this one, all it will do is stop legitimate phone sales calls coming in...but the stuff that is really bad ($40 billion a year bad) will simply ignore the dumb list, or worse yet, abuse it, as so many people have pointed out... ugh.

    -v

  43. My favorate quote from the article: by Tokerat · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Telemarketers say the registry will devastate their business.
    Gee, if everyone wants to be on this do-not-call list, don't you think your business model kind of sucked in the first place? Get a real job, losers! All I have to say is good ridance.
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  44. The other bits of the legislation by pauljlucas · · Score: 2, Interesting
    In addition to establishing the national do-not-call registry, the amended TSR [has other] changes including ... requiring telemarketers to transmit Caller ID information.
    I currently have the Privacy Manager service from Pacific Bell (SBC). Callers whose Caller-ID information is not received are given a recording telling them the called number does not accept calls without Caller-ID and gives them the option to record their name at which point the callee is called by the system and the caller's name is announced giving the callee the option to accept the call.

    Anyway, since telemarketers currently do not transmit Caller-ID information, I get no telemarketing calls. None. Zip. Nada.

    Once telemarketers start transmitting Caller-ID information, Privacy Manager will be much less useful. But, if the national do-not-call list actually works, it will make up for it. Let's hope.

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    1. Re:The other bits of the legislation by taustin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't see why I should pay the phone company to avoid calls that occur only because the telemarketers paid the phone company for my phone number. It's a racket.

      I just don't answer the phone. Anybody who I actually want to hear from knows how to get ahold of me.

  45. automated sign up? no thanks by anonymous+loser · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Thanks for making up my mind for me. I'd rather evaluate the merits of receiving telephone solicitations and make the decision to sign up on a do-not-call list myself, and I'm sure there are millions of others who agree.

    And just so you know, some people LIKE to receive telemarketing calls, credit card offers, etc. Maybe they're lonely. Maybe they need toilet paper. It doesn't matter. If you sign me up for something that I didn't ask for, you are violating my privacy just as much as the guy who calls me in the middle of dinner.

  46. Death of the Predictive Dialer abuse! Yay!! by JUSTONEMORELATTE · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Just read the ftc.gov FAQ about the new law, and I'm delighted!
    Greatly reduce abandoned calls. Telemarketers will be required to connect the call to a sales representative within two seconds of the consumer's greeting. This will reduce the number of "dead air" or hang-up calls you receive from telemarketers. These calls result from the use of automatic dialing equipment that sometimes reaches more numbers than there are available sales representatives. In addition, when the telemarketer doesn't have a representative standing by, a recorded message must play to let you know who's calling and the telephone number they're calling from. The law prohibits a sales pitch. And to give you time to answer the phone, the telemarketer may not hang up before 15 seconds or four rings.
    I have always felt that abusing predictive dialers (by under-staffing the call center and simply hanging up on some percentage of your victims) was against the spirit of the law. Now it's against the letter of the law.
  47. Survey employees hate getting screamed at by AzureLunatic · · Score: 2, Informative
    As a former employee of a survey company, I am not fond of surveys being exempt from this list. People who sign up for Do Not Call lists are accustomed to any call that even sounds like it is going to waste their time as being a call that is banned, and get what is professionally called "irate", causing hearing damage and paperwork for the hapless college student on the being-screamed-at end of the call.

    I got sick and tired of having to explain that I was a survey, not a telemarketer, I would not attempt to sell them anything, I would not use personally identifiable information about them for anything, their data was only to be looked at in large clumps, and I would not have phone sex with them!

    As the person who got screamed at and otherwise abused, I would like nothing better than to NOT call people who are going to do that. It wastes their time, and wastes my time, and damages my hearing.

    If you sign up for a Do Not Call List and fail to read the documentation closely, you may be under the impression that all mass calls to you are illegal, and no amount of explaination by the front-line flunky, or their manager, or the person at the company's 800 number, is going to convince this person differently, because, dammit, they have the Law on Their Side, and that was Illegal and Immoral and They Oughtta Pay For This... and they wind up wasting more of their time on righteous indignation caused by them not properly understanding the terms of the list than they would by quietly saying, "Put me on your do-not-call list" and hanging up.

    I would far rather lose some accuracy in the survey, not call these people, and not waste everyone's time. If you don't want some phone company to call you to ask you if you want their service, you will NOT want the hired representative of that phone company to call you to ask you what you think of that service, another nationally known service, and the third service that you actually use for forty minutes.

    I do think that certain surveys, such as the youth antismoking survey I had the pleasure of administering, should be exempt from Do Not Call lists, as those will actually be used to figure out ways that kids can be convinced that not only is smoking bad for their health, they should not try it (at least until they are of legal age).

    (Amusingly, one man who happened to be employed by the cigarette company who was in fact sponsoring the study politely refused to have his kids take the survey, as he was afraid it would give him a bad rep with them for working for a cigarette company.)

    However, surveys that don't have a purpose as noble as that one, such as a survey on burger preferences, should not be exempted from the national Do Not Call list.

  48. loophole? by spazoid12 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The FCC oversees certain industries (airlines, banks and phone companies) and will have to "buy in" to the registry for it to affect those industries.

    Wonder if there will be companies that do (insert random thing) business but think to get themselves excluded by paying $1000 to become a "phone company" (a reseller of long distance service). If the FCC doesn't buy into the FTC's list, then such a company might have a loop hole and be able to share the data in own "division" of the company to it's others (ie. it's actual original business).

  49. Would you like to take a survey? by dacarr · · Score: 2, Funny

    If I get ONE MORE CALL about people asking me about George Wendt, eating beans, and movies, I'm gonna scream!

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  50. Politicians don't watch porn... by El+Camino+SS · · Score: 2, Funny


    They are men of power. They hump their beautiful but otherwise useless secretaries.

    If you and I ever got that powerful, we would have no need for watching sexual variety.