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Al Gore Joins Apple's Board Of Directors

zzxc writes "News.com.com reports that Al Gore has been chosen to be on Apple's board of directors. Apple has a press release with more information. According to the press release, 'Al brings an incredible wealth of knowledge and wisdom to Apple from having helped run the largest organization in the world--the United States government' and 'He has remained an active leader in technology--launching a public/private effort to wire every classroom and library in America to the Internet.' The inventor of the internet should be a valuable asset to Apple."

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  1. Insert Internet Inventor Joke Here by numbski · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Seriously though...he was advising Google???

    I had absolutely no idea. Last I knew he was busy being a sore loser(winner?) of the last election.

    At any rate, it ought to be an interesting addition to the staff. So long as he doesn't SERIOUSLY take credit for inventing the internet. ;)

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    1. Re:Insert Internet Inventor Joke Here by netsharc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Too fucking bad that he didn't win, because he sure wouldn't have turned US to the imperealistic dictatorship that the rest of the world doesn't like.

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    2. Re:Insert Internet Inventor Joke Here by WatertonMan · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I'll never understand this mindset. For all intents and purposes it was a tie. The constitution and other rules told what to do in this case. For every argument about "a few votes here or there" Republicans could make the same argument. Hell, if there was a national recount I suspect the popular vote may even have changed.

      The most important thing to realize is that in such a statistical tie, the general populace didn't care who was President. Yes there were zealots on the right and left who did. But by and large they couldn't really convince enough people to get anything other than a tie.

      Anyone who says they were robbed (or for Republicans "could have been robbed") misses this fundamental point.

      Once someone starts bringing in conspiracy theories we know it is pointless to keep talking. Republicans claimed conspiracies in the Kennedy - Nixon election. And, given events in Chicago, they were probably right. But once again there wasn't an overwhelming decision. So who cares?

      Now if someone can point to a 5% difference and vote rigging then I'll listen. Otherwise it is just sour grapes.

    3. Re:Insert Internet Inventor Joke Here by Squinky86 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This makes me sick. Think about what ya'll are saying. Just because more people voted for him overall doesn't mean he should be president. If this were so, California would have most of the power of the US. To use an improbable example, if a presidential candidate wanted to have California and a few other large states not pay taxes, and then those states elected him, then only the larger states would have power to elect. A system is in place where a candidate gets a certain number of points for each state. THIS MAKES SURE THAT NO STATE GETS TOO MUCH POWER!!! This part of our law is very ingenious. Maybe if you kept an open mind and read into it, you would understand that there's more than just the majority of the people, and for good reason.

  2. al gore _did_ invent the internet by matt4077 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Well, maybe he didn't invent it, but he actually was one of a few politicians actively promoting the internet.

    Therefore we should be thankful instead of always making fun of that one statement he once made.

    1. Re:al gore _did_ invent the internet by fgodfrey · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, the comment he made was, in fact, correct. The media misquoted it and for inexplicable reasons, Gore never challenged it. The direct quote was "As a member of the Senate I introduced the legislation that created the Internet" which, while maybe a bit self promoting, was what happened. He was one of the sponsorors (sp?) of the bill that opened ARPAnet to the public which created the internet as we know it. So, really, he never claimed to have invented anything...

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    2. Re:al gore _did_ invent the internet by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you actually read the exact comment that he made, and understand the role Al Gore had in the creation of a research friendly political environment, no, it wasn't really silly or moronic.

      I don't mind him getting lampooned, because it's funny, but... still. He deserves it even less than Dan Quayle (who was reading from a card with the alternative spelling "potatoe").

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    3. Re:al gore _did_ invent the internet by jxs2151 · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Please take care to provide the exact quote if you are going to accuse people of misquoting.

      The actual quote is "During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet."

    4. Re:al gore _did_ invent the internet by Chibi · · Score: 2, Informative


      Well, maybe he didn't invent it, but he actually was one of a few politicians actively promoting the internet.

      Therefore we should be thankful instead of always making fun of that one statement he once made.




      I think it's probably more realistic to say that virtually ALL politicians have said stupid things.

      Here's some proof for Mr. Gore.:

      http://www.gargaro.com/algore.html

      I'm not sure how many of these are true, as the site is a bit dated, and some of the reference links no longer work, but I do know the comments he made about Malaysia are accurate because I saw it on a news program (and could hardly believe what I was hearing).

      Anyway, a lot of it is media perception. If the media keeps stressing a certain aspect of someone in the spotlight, eventually everyone will think it's true.

      And let's not forget the true king of political quotes, Dan Quayle!

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  3. Politics by EnlightenedDuck · · Score: 4, Insightful

    My guess would be that it has more to do with governmental contacts than expertise about computers - Gore must have a pretty good list of contacts throughout government by now, and if that can help Apple, why shouldn't they tap him to be on their board of directors? Beats another lawyer....

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    1. Re:Politics by odin53 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Beats another lawyer....

      These are the directors of Apple:

      Bill Campbell
      Chairman and former CEO
      Intuit Corp.

      Millard Drexler
      Chairman and CEO
      J. Crew

      Albert Gore Jr.
      Former Vice President of the United States

      Steve Jobs
      CEO, Apple
      CEO, Pixar

      Arthur D. Levinson, Ph. D.
      Chairman and CEO
      Genentech

      Jerry York
      President and CEO
      Micro Warehouse

      Where are the lawyers? I don't understand your statement. And what would be wrong with having lawyer on the BOD (assuming conflicts of interest don't exist)?

    2. Re:Politics by Shenkerian · · Score: 5, Funny
      (Gore was the one who flunked out of college while Bush was the one with an MBA from Harvard)

      If by "flunked out of college" you meant "graduated cum laude from Harvard (1969), then from Vanderbilt Divinity School (1972), then from Vanderbilt Law School (1976)," you're absolutely right.

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  4. Inventions by zzxc · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just in!

    Gore invents AppleTalk

    Gore invents candy-colored computer

    Gore invents small music player

    Gore invents fast new web browser

    Gore invents XUL (Hyatt mysteriously fired)

    Gore invents new GUI for BSD

    1. Re:Inventions by Surak_Prime · · Score: 5, Funny

      The above looks like someone playing Civilization. I'd shift some resources away from science, and more towards luxuries, or the Al Gorians may get unrestful now that we're at war.....

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  5. DMCA? by Jason1729 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Wasn't it the government Al Gore helped run that brought us the DMCA?

    It might not be a good thing having him as a director at one of the few big tech companies that is still customer friendly.

    Jason
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    1. Re:DMCA? by Ivan+Karamazov · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I wouldn't get your panties so bunched up about Al Gore and the DMCA. Remember that it was Gore and the Clinton administration that tried to break up Microsoft. (Unlike the current admin that just decided they will no longer enforce anti-trust laws.) Gore clearly has a pro-technology and pro-technology-choice bent. Al Gore may be able to do a lot for Apple. He certainly has a lot of connections. This could be a really smart move on Apple's part.

      Interesting side note, President Clinton and Jobs were pretty tight, while Michael Dell was a big supporter of Dubya. I think that says a lot...

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    2. Re:DMCA? by geekoid · · Score: 3, Informative

      actually, he is not for censorship, only approprietly labeling 'offensice' material.
      there is a big difference.

      If the government said "no adult material is allowed, and will be removed" I would be angry

      If the government says adult magazines must be behnd the counter, I don't mind.

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    3. Re:DMCA? by sg3000 · · Score: 3, Informative
      > Interesting side note, President Clinton and
      > Jobs were pretty tight, while Michael Dell was a
      > big supporter of Dubya. I think that says a lot

      It sure does. Plus Microsoft was a big supporter of Dubya as well. Back during the election, Microsoft hired one of Bush's consultants to help them lobby the Bush administration about the anti trust case:
      (from the NY Times article, Apr 11, 2000)

      The Microsoft Corporation has quietly hired Ralph Reed, a senior consultant to Gov. George W. Bush's presidential campaign, to lobby Mr. Bush in opposition to the government's antitrust case against the software giant.

      Microsoft's aim, the company says, is to curry favor with the apparent Republican presidential nominee, hoping he will speak out against the government's case -- and, perhaps, take a softer approach toward the company if he is elected president.

      Mr. Reed, former head of the Christian Coalition, is well situated to take on the assignment since his firm, Century Strategies, is one of Mr. Bush's top consultants. During the primary campaign, Mr. Reed frequently appeared on television to talk on behalf of the campaign.


      According to a Mercury News article from 1999, Microsoft also helped finance his inaugural celebration for his second term as Texas governor, and their COO was one of GWB's chief fundraisers for the Northeast.

      One good thing you can say about Bush is that when he's bought, he stays bought!
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  6. Re: Al Gore Joins Apple's Board Of Directors by BWJones · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Politics aside, (Disclaimer: I voted for him) this may be just what Apple needs. Someone who is capable, knows business, government and academia and is not an Apple insider.

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  7. Gore didn't claim that by Kallahar · · Score: 5, Informative

    During a March 1999 CNN interview, while trying to differentiate himself from rival Bill Bradley, Gore boasted: "During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet. ... The terrible irony in this exchange is that while Gore certainly didn't create the Internet, he was one of the first politicians to realize that those bearded, bespectacled researchers were busy crafting something that could, just maybe, become pretty important." - Wired News

    Al Gore never claimed he invented the internet, and anyone who jokes about it is just showing their ignorance. (sorry timothy)

    Kallahar

    1. Re:Gore didn't claim that by Obfuscant · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Why would someone load up the story, see the joke they were planning to make had been posted ten times already, and then post it anyway?

      For the same reason that Gore apologists see all the repeated claims that Gore didn't say what so many people heard him say and still post yet another claim that he didn't say what everyone heard him say.

      It wasn't a misquote, as one apologist claims. It was said on live television, and the words came out of His Highness' own mouth. "Creating the Internet" took place before Gore was ever elected, which makes it impossible for him to "take the initiative" to create it. Period.

    2. Re:Gore didn't claim that by JustAnOtherCodeSerf · · Score: 2, Funny

      > Al Gore never claimed he invented the internet, and anyone who jokes about it is just showing their ignorance. (sorry timothy)

      Well, ignorance OR perhaps that they have sense of freakin humor.

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  8. Inventor of the internet by billnad · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No you've got that wrong.

    He did not say that he invented it, just that he brought it to the masses, he is kind of like the favorite uncle of the internet.

  9. : Boys with Power end up on Corporate Agenda's by rhyder · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Apple is lucky to have him, that is a lot of top-down influence. The big gears up-top *are* the ones that predominate our lives in the ways of general trend and influence. Now given, there is proactive and reactive influence, but big players will ensure social connectvity, which AL has a great deal of.

  10. I have to go hear him lecture next week by webster1 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Gore is going to be lecturing my class next week at Middle Tenn State Univ (where he has been an adjunct prof for a while...i am not proud).

    Anyone have any questions you want me to ask him?

    He is officially there to talk to my 'Legal Problems of the Recording Industry' class about he and his wife's censorship/labeling campaign in the mid 1980's. However, we have been told that we can "ask him anything." Tipper may be there too, but at this point we dont know.

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    1. Re:I have to go hear him lecture next week by Mikey-San · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Ask him, very specifically, about Apple's DRM stance.

      "You've just recently been added to Apple's board of directors. What are your feeling towards Apple's customer-friendly, honesty-based stance on Digital Rights Management?"

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    2. Re:I have to go hear him lecture next week by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Please, oh please, push him about the DMCA getting passed under his watch, and his wife's co-founding of the PMRC. Some suggest that the PMRC has lead to de facto government censorship.

      It might take a little research to get good questions that he won't just brush off, or evade, but those are two technology issues that are totally essential to us /.ers as voters, and us Apple fans as customers.

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    3. Re:I have to go hear him lecture next week by dbrutus · · Score: 4, Informative

      Sure. Ask him about Congress' responsibilities under the copyright clause to advance the arts and sciences. Is keeping things locked up and out of the public domain for so long the optimal way to do it?

    4. Re:I have to go hear him lecture next week by kinnell · · Score: 3, Funny
      Anyone have any questions you want me to ask him?

      Ask him whether he prefers vi or emacs

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    5. Re:I have to go hear him lecture next week by Screaming+Lunatic · · Score: 4, Insightful
      That's a slanted question. He'll figure out what you want to hear. Ask him this instead:

      "You've just recently been added to Apple's board of directors. What are your feelings towards Apple's current stance on Digital Rights Management? Would that stance change now that you are a member of Apple's board of directors?"

      Always strip the adjectives out of your questions. You want to find out which way the respondent is leaning without giving away which way the questioner is leaning.

      After the 2nd question is answered, then hammer him with further questions depending on if he answered in the affirmative or not.

  11. AUGH! STOP REPEATING THAT! by kevin+lyda · · Score: 5, Informative

    he didn't say he'd invented the internet.

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  12. Not Crazy Eddie? by ralico · · Score: 4, Funny

    Apple's board should have chosen Crazy Eddie
    That way Apple would be insanely great at insane prices.

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  13. Finally something truly interesting. by Blimey85 · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I've been bored off my ass all day... until now.

    Now I can't stop laughing. Apple has always though different and I think that through all of the problems they have had, they have done pretty good. Not many companies have taken on MS and lived to tell the tale. Apple has. But what is the reasoning behind hiring Al Gore?

    Yes I read the bloody article and yes I know what Apple is telling us, but what is the real reasoning behind the scenes? Do they honestly think Al Gore can bring something to Apple? What does he know about computer companies, software companies, or the Apple way of doing things? Why not bring back Woz? At least Woz had an idea of what the hell is going on. Maybe this is just a gimmick though. Something crazy to get Apple in the news for a while. To make people remember they exist. Or maybe Steve really thinks Al can add to the Apple brand.

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  14. oh oh by deanj · · Score: 4, Funny

    I bet they go back to beige macs....

    1. Re:oh oh by Peterus7 · · Score: 4, Funny
      Haha, the best macs.

      Still, I can just imagine Gore in a switch ad.

      "I used to work with a PC. Then I lost the election all because of a screw up with ballot countings. The vote counting computer in florida was running windows, and it crashed, and thus I lost. That's when I switched to mac, and I've been a happy man ever since."

      "My name is Al Gore, and I AM president."

  15. In a shocking development on Slashdot today... by sockit2me9000 · · Score: 3, Funny

    The same joke was told 20 times in the space of five minutes. Said one poster, "It was like we all had the same idea , boy was it freaky." The impetus of the bizarre occurrence of synchronicty was a story about Al Gore becoming a member of Apple's board of Directors. "I mean, what's the chances that we would all have the SAME idea at the SAME time, it's not like this was an obvious joke," said one poster who declined to be identified. Another was heard to whistle underneath his breath and say, "That's it, I believe in God now." The Vatican was unavailable for comment, but a low giggle was heard to emanate from the Holy Sees residence at roughly the same period. Commander Taco, upon hearing this said, near tears, "It's like we told a joke that mad the whole world laugh, AT THE SAME TIME!" In other news, the much-heralded cliche filter on slashdot crashed at roughly the same time, though it could not be confirmed if the two were related.

  16. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Insightful

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  17. 1st usenet message with both Gore and ISH by Gryphn · · Score: 2, Informative

    ISH == Information Superhighway

    Snipped from;

    Google Link

    "3. THE "INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY" SHOWS A BIG INCREASE IN FY 92.
    The President's budget proposes $638M for the High Performance
    Computing and Communications program, an increase of $149M, or
    30%. This initiative was generated by the Federal Coordinating
    Council on Science and Engineering Technology (FCCSET, which is
    pronounced "fix it") and involves eight Federal agencies. The
    project has been pushed both by Bromley and Sen. Gore (D-TN),
    whose father launched the superhighway program. The High Perform-
    ance Computing program includes the National Research and Educa-
    tion Network which will connect the Nation's educational and
    research organizations to Federal libraries, databases, super-
    computers and such facilities as telescopes and accelerators."

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  18. Yep by Goonie · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ask him about copyright. What does he think the philosophical basis for copyright protection is - in the context of the de facto perpetual copyright regime developing in the US. Are the present copyright conditions and term lengths serving those purposes? Wouldn't a shorter term serve just as well?

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  19. Re:correction by Cid+Highwind · · Score: 3, Funny

    after all he was vice president of the united states!

    You need a better argument. After all, Dan Quayle was vice president, too!

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  20. Re:I don't get it. by jxs2151 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    How does Rush do it?

    He does it by not trying to bullshit people into believing things that just aren't true. He would never use vague, propaganda lines like "George Bush kills something like 100 people..", knowing that it is facetious and misleading.

    People enjoy honesty and facts that can be verified not innuendo and slogans not based on truth.

  21. Because... by Goonie · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Whether you like it or not (I certainly don't) a majority of Americans seem to think executing teenagers and the mentally ill in a revenge kick is just fine and dandy, and don't understand just how much Shrub has managed to piss the rest of the world off in an incredibly short space of time.

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    1. Re:Because... by zuhl · · Score: 2, Insightful


      Lest we forget. Most of the planet was utterly sympathetic and outraged over 9/11. Now a relatively short time later, because if the actions of our great leader, Dubya, most of the planet is outraged at the U.S. How, oh how, does THAT happen? It's sad in so many ways.

  22. Re: Al Gore Joins Apple's Board Of Directors by BWJones · · Score: 5, Insightful

    1. Al Gore knows business. I doubt it. His only job since college that wasnt government was as a reporter for a local newspaper. And that was for a brief time.

    He has been instrumental in getting business and government to cooperate in wiring classrooms nationwide, and is currently a senior advisor for Google, Inc.

    2. Al Gore knows/is academic[a]. I doubt it. He isn't particularly well educated by any standards. He is college educated, which is something for sure. He is presumably very bright, but as somewhat who has meet him and had some conversation with him, he came off as kinda dim. Not GWBush dim, but clearly not razor sharp.

    I can't claim to have talked with him personally, but I have read his writings, speeches etc... and he comes off pretty bright to this person with 13 or so years of post high-school education. And from the press release: "He is also a visiting professor at the University of California Los Angeles, Fisk University and Middle Tennessee State University. Mr. Gore received his B.A. in Government with honors from Harvard University in 1969, and attended the Vanderbilt University School of Religion and the Vanderbilt University School of Law." I would say this qualifies.

    3. Al Gore is not an Apple insider.
    That is good. But on the other hand, he isn't likely to be able to affect much of how Apple operates because of that same reason.


    Where is you logic here? This is a totally bogus and biased statement with no evidence to back it up.

    4. Al Gore knows government. True, but he knew the last government. That's a problem. He knew a lot of key decisons makers and might have been able to leverage those. Now there is a new government, and many decisions of scale and size are made by political apointee's and their sub-ordinates. This means he in fact has very little leverage for Apple now that GWBush is in office.

    Again, from the press release: "He served for a total of eight years as President of the Senate, a member of the cabinet and the National Security Council, and as the leader of a wide range of Administration initiatives including environmental policy, technology, science, communications and government cost reduction."

    You can't possibly have this level of experience and not be able to navigate government past and present. In fact, in my personal experience, having even a little degree of connection with government does wonders for ones business. Al Gore has most folks trumped here by a long shot.

    But seriously, this is interesting but not really all that good for Apple, in my opinion. He is a controversial, and turns alot of people of (about 49% of voters at last count).

    Well, that is an opinion and as for your percentage (matching that of the last election), the majority of folks like him.

    That's not a good quality for a company who is very image focused. Even if only 1 in 1000 people hate him enough to not buy Apple products, will it outweigh the number of people who will buy Apple products because they like him? Probably not.

    Gee, let's see, Apple is doing quite well with 4-5% of the personal computer market. If they can appeal to at least the majority of the U.S. population, that can only be a good thing for the company.

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  23. Re:Pull with the NEA and Teacher Unions by jxs2151 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    ...others who are buying computers for schools...

    Oh yeah, that strategy *really* worked for Apple huh?

  24. Wrong person to blame by Adam9 · · Score: 3, Informative

    The editors' comments aren't in italics and aren't within double quotation marks. The poster's comments are. Look at the article asbtract again to see what I mean.

  25. Re:I don't get it. by goon+america · · Score: 3, Insightful
    How does Rush do it?

    Because he gives them something they want: to feel powerful, justified.

    He's good at coming up with excuses to distract away from the positive and draw focus on the negative in a way that makes people who agree with him feel more assured about what they think. Naturally, the positions he advocates need a lot of rationalization.

  26. Is anybody else weirded out by this? by IdahoEv · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That Apple is inducting Al Gore on the very day the Bush is starting a war in Iraq?

    Isn't this just a little weird to you guys?

    I'm not insinuating any particular meaning --- I have no clue as to the meaning. It's just kind of creepy...

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    1. Re:Is anybody else weirded out by this? by IdahoEv · · Score: 2, Funny

      I sent a similar email to friends. Here's my housemate's reply.

      Don't you see?

      Apple has always had a vision of a better world, but Steve was always too 'out there' to lead it. Now they have a leader, and they can start a new government of the world. In this new country (which as yet only has territory in the hearts of the faithful) everything works the way it ought to, peace and communication are the order of the day, republicanism is outlawed, and the new G5 clocks up to 28.6 GHz. California (with the exception of Orange County) will immediately secede from the Union and join the new government of the world. Others will follow. The most brilliant part of the plan is this, and it's clear that Apple has been setting this up for two decades now: In 6 months to three years, Microsoft will offer a markedly similar (although slightly inferior) government and the rest of the world will adopt it.

      Peace and harmony reign!!!

      Finally, it all makes sense.

      Scott

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  27. Apple needs to get into Government by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Look, as much as I detest the guy's politics, what Apple needs more than anything now is government support.

    The Government needs to support Open Source, a cornerstone of Apple's strategy. The Government needs to specify the use of Open Standards. The Government needs to stop running exclusively on Windows. The Governement needs to stop finding Apple's competitors guilty of predatory practices and letting them off with a warning.

    I'm sure they get into regular meetings, say pitching a room of XServes, and they have a room full of Engineers all on board, then the bean counter comes in and says, "oh, but it has to run on Windows." End of story. If there's an XServe rack somewhere with a nasty twist in it it's because Steve Jobs threw it out a fourth floor window after one of these meetings.

    Apple's biggest barrier to entry is the Microsoft De-facto standard that exists in Corporate America, and they hate being hamstrung by it at every turn when they know they have a better product. When the government starts requiring bids to come in in the OpenOffice XML format, there's at least the chance of Corporate America following, and perhaps the playing field will level.

    When Apple wanted to get into Network Computing (remember that?) they got Larry on board. When they wanted to get into Retail they got the guy from the Gap. Etc.

    What Apple needs to get into Government is a technically-savvy government insider who has all the contacts, lots of influence, and not much else to do. I don't like the personalities involved, but Gore is not bad on science and this is a brilliant move on Jobs's part.

    I expect to see lots of sensible legislation supporting many of the positions regularly espoused around here introduced in the Congress in the next year. We'll know where they came from. Remember, politics is the art of the possible.

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  28. Spot the trend by Drishmung · · Score: 2, Funny
    Well, as Apple is well known for setting trends, how long before some other companies start doing the same? Which politicians will we soon be seeing at?
    • Microsoft
    • Dell
    • SUN
    • Oracle
    • VA-Linux

    I think I'll vote the Cowboy Neal option myself.

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  29. MIT's prank at Gore's Commencement Speech by megazoid81 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Buzzword Bingo: MIT's way of having fun when the 'most technologically savvy politician' visited the Institute for Commencement.

  30. Al Gore and Ricochet by batobin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I wonder if the people making the decision saw this.

  31. genentech by smitty45 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    for what it's worth...they don't have Apple X servers crunching numbers...they have SGIs and a beowulf.

  32. But in a surprise decision... by Elias+Israel · · Score: 4, Funny

    But later, in a surprise decision, the Supreme Court threw out the posting, and placed George W. Bush on the Apple board instead.

    Upon hearing of the stunning turn-around, Gore refused to leave the Apple board room, clinging fiercely to the furniture and sometimes hiding under the board room table.

    After seven hours, Apple security guards were finally able to remove Gore from the premises and send him on his way.

    Gore was visibly shaken after the defeat and called it "a dark day for America," citing the line of environmentally-friendly computers he had hoped to encourage Apple to produce by a wave of his majestic hand. "I took the initiative in creating the Internet," said Gore, "and look what has become of it. Without someone to call new environmentally-friendly computers into existence by detached fiat, what will become of the American worker?"

    Sources said Gore had returned home to begin regrowing his beard through a long, arduous process of sitting on the living room sofa for weeks on end and subsisting on a diet of Cheetos.

  33. Re:I don't get it. by jxs2151 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    You and I can sit here and debate the veracity of this down to the level of silliness.

    Here, I found a website that questions FAIR:
    UnFAIR FAIR

    That cancels your reference.

    Rush's numbers speak to the level of trust that people place in him, validating his truthfulness. You don't have to like that, and I am quite sure that you consider everyone who disagrees with you a sheep. The fact remains that people love Rush 'cause he is honest. BTW, I don't listen to Rush.

  34. Re: Al Gore Joins Apple's Board Of Directors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
    "He is also a visiting professor at the University of California Los Angeles, Fisk University and Middle Tennessee State University. Mr. Gore received his B.A. in Government with honors from Harvard University in 1969, and attended the Vanderbilt University School of Religion and the Vanderbilt University School of Law.


    Notice it said "attended," not "graduated from." He failed out.
  35. Gore's public profile by goetz · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I think this may yet be another move to improve his public image and diversify his profile. Look at all the stuff he's done since losing the 2000 race: Publishing books, being a senior advisor to Google and a visiting professor to UCLA, an apparence on Saterday Night Live..

    Personally I hope Al Gore will make another run for presidency. Given the way things are looking (wars and tax cuts), 2004 is in the toilet (I think Gore said he wasn't going to run anyway)..

    Since we're sort of on the topic, let me ask the Slashdotters this question: wouldn't you rather see Gore running the country than another run-of-the-mill politician who has no appreciation for, and is completely ignorant of, science and technology?

  36. A mysterious, robotic voice. by CleverNickName · · Score: 4, Funny

    Whenever I turn on my iBook, this robotic voice says, "You are hearing me talk."

    It suddenly makes sense, now.

    If you need me, I'll be parked under the Sun Sphere.

  37. More Details by Guppy06 · · Score: 3, Funny

    The Apple press release goes on to say that Al Gore's membership on the board will be a unique one. His duties will involve presiding over board meetings and, yet he will only be allowed to cast a vote in the event of a tie between the other members.

    Mr. Gore was quoted as saying "Damn it, not again!"

  38. Seems like a perfect match ... by Ninja+Programmer · · Score: 5, Funny

    When I think of Al Gore and Apple together, why do the words "Runner Up" keep coming to mind?

  39. Re:Didn't Al Gore by saddino · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No, and he never said he did either. This is a great example of media paraphrasing blunders.

  40. Re:I don't get it. by saddino · · Score: 2, Informative

    How does Rush do it?

    He does it by not trying to bullshit people into believing things that just aren't true.

    Purposely spreading unsubstantiated rumors and lies is "not trying to bullshit people into believing things that just aren't true?"

    Here's just ONE example of the numerous false statements he has made in print and on the air:

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    In Chapter 16 of "The Way Things Ought To Be" Rush talked about how Willie Horton brutally raped a woman after he was allowed out of a Massachusetts prison on a furlough program while Michael Dukakis was governor. Rush, of course, refers to this as the "Dukakis furlough program" and blames Dukakis for the whole affair.

    What Rush failed to mention was that the furlough law he is talking about was passed when Dukakis was not even governor of Massachusetts. It was signed into law by the REPUBLICAN governor who preceded Dukakis. Dukakis' biggest involvement with that law was that he repealed it. But you would never hear Rush mention this. He doesn't want you to hear the whole truth.
    -----

    I don't think Rush is an idiot, so he must know that he's lying to all of you.

  41. HA HA HA HA HA, +5 Funny! by iSwitched · · Score: 2, Funny

    You were joking right?

    So you're going to boycott any company with assholes on their boards of directors, are ya?

    Better start doing some serious investigating, since 99% of the big-boys in this country are gonna have someone that someone somewhere hates on their boards. Looks like you're gonna have a tough time buying anything in this country, and that includes sleeping, eating, hell, even wiping your ass after you crap.

    Best of luck to you.

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    "That naive cube! How long must I suffer this!" --Sheldon J. Plankton
  42. OK, one refutation coming right up by davebo · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Here's a little something Rush has said in the last few weeks - particularly relevant with the unstable state of the world today.

    You can get this quote from the Rush Limbaugh transcript archive from Tuesday, Feb 25, 2003:

    Rush: "the one nation on earth to whom this is only and all about oil is France. France imports most of its oil, and gets the vast majority of that from Iraq. They have sweet economic deals that go back to the 70s made between Saddam Hussein and Jacques Strap Chirac, and I'm telling you, their opposition to this is rooted solely in their desire for an uninterrupted, continued supply of oil from Iraq."

    Let's see what the Department of Energy has to say about this little bombshell:

    "French imports come primarily from Saudi Arabia and Norway, followed by the United Kingdom (UK), Iraq, Iran, Nigeria, and Russia. In July 2001, the Iraqi government stated that it would reconsider oil projects with French companies and no longer give French companies "priority" due to France's support of the U.S.-British "Smart Sanctions" proposal at the United Nations Security Council."

    So - no, France does not import "the vast majority" of its oil from Iraq, and any "sweet deals" they had worked out were apparently ended in 2001 because France wanted to continue sanctions against Iraq.

    Think of all the "anit-France" bashing going on in the U.S. right now. Don't you think this kind of claim from Rush helps contribute to that? Does it really have the same impact if Rush says, "for France, this is all about oil from their 4th largest supplier that cut their oil companies out in 2001 because of their willingness to continue with sanctions?"

    I don't know - maybe you'll say "well, it's just one little misstatement", but it's symptomatic of a pattern. There is more than one of these "little misstatements" that get thrown out there, that nobody bothers to follow up on, and that shape the tone of the debate (for the worse, I'll say - because it's not based on the truth).

    Browse his radio transcripts (see the link above). Look for particularly inflammatory claims, or statements of fact. Do some research on your own to see if it's exactly as Rush has proclaimed. Perhaps you'll find out 99% of what he says is true. Perhaps not. But at least then YOU can say with confidence that you trust what he says because YOU have checked up on him.

    oh, yea - I did a fair amount of looking, and this was the most recent, least biased source I could come up with. Feel free to find a more recent (than Jan 2002) article from an equally repudiable source to prove me wrong.

  43. Straight from my Constitutional Development notes: by lpret · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I'm in a great class called Constitutional Development, and I'm just going to insert some notes on the issue:

    Noting that the Equal Protection clause guarantees individuals that their ballots cannot be devalued by "later arbitrary and disparate treatment," the per curiam opinion held 7-2 that the Florida Supreme Court's scheme for recounting ballots was unconstitutional.

    The precedent of Baker v. Carr allowed the Supreme Court to frame this case as a LEGAL question (rather than a political question) because they were able to argue that citizens of Florida were having their INDIVIDUAL RIGHTS violated and therefore, the Court argued that this made this case a LEGAL question.

    Even if the recount was fair in theory, it was unfair in practice. The record suggested that different standards were applied from ballot to ballot, precinct to precinct, and county to county.

    Because of those and other procedural difficulties, the court held that no constitutional recount could be fashioned in the time remaining (which was short because the Florida legislature wanted to take advantage of the "safe harbor" provided by 3 USC Section 5).

    The per curiam opinion limited its holding to this present case only.

    It was how they were to be recounted that was being questioned by the Supreme Court. So do a little homework first, and I'll finish studying for my test...

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  44. Common Sense. by Erris · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Al Gore never claimed he invented the internet, and anyone who jokes about it is just showing their ignorance. (sorry timothy)

    Let's examine dates, shall we? Ask the tree himself what he did. Well, it's a little dishonest, Gore dropped out of law school, but the dates are hard to refute.

    When the internet was "invented" in 1969, Al Gore was acting as a combat reporter in Vietnam. Comendable enough, but the Senator's son had it much better than most. We can imagine his grasp of computing was about as broad as his expressed interst in such things at the time and for years to come, ZERO.

    In the next five years he failed as a farmer, priest and lawyer. No biggie, lots of nice people fail at many things and the effort is commendable if not exceptional. Yet, where is the interest in computing while Unix is being created?

    In 1976, Gore started his long and unbroken career as a politician. According to this empasioned defense Al Gore made his first concrete contribution to what we know of as the internet with, "High Performance Computing and Communications Act in 1991." Not bad, he beat Bill Gates to caring, but it's hardly the kind of stuff you could call "instrumental".

    Clearly, however, he suffered from his associations with one of the most agresivly dishonest administrations in US history. We can give credit to Al Gore for the 1996 Telecomunications Act, which failed, and the DMCA. It's a mixed record by someone who's writing proves a deep ignorance of many important technical matter. It's right to distinguish between people who understand technical details and those who pretend to know. It would be one thing if he stood on his record honestly. His agradizing and pretenses were blatant enough for people who wanted him elected to notice. The New York Times, the Washington Post and other paper called him on this.

    I can only imagine that Apple thinks Gore has some influence to wield in shcool and government computer purchases. It's inconcievable they hired him for technical reasons.

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    DMCA, Hollings, Palladium. What might have sounded like paranoia is now common sense.
    1. Re:Common Sense. by sfwriter · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Ignoring your sarcastic temporal hair splitting around the word "invent" which Gore never said, I'll move on to:

      "In 1976, Gore started his long and unbroken career as a politician. According to this empasioned defense [politechbot.com] Al Gore made his first concrete contribution to what we know of as the internet with, "High Performance Computing and Communications Act in 1991." Not bad, he beat Bill Gates to caring, but it's hardly the kind of stuff you could call "instrumental". "

      Not Instrumental? That act provided much of the foundation for the Internet you use today. Hell, the provision for exposing more undergraduate students to the Internet probably did more to popularize the Internet than you can measure.

      The HPCC represented the culmination of years of lobbying, explaining, and educating on Gore's part, but in addition to this, he helped privatize the Internet paving the way for pretty much everything the public would recognize. He was also an outspoken champion of technology in general, which is the point he was making.

      I've met him several times, and he is by far the smartest politician I have EVER met. He could clean Newt Gingrich's clock with one frontal lobe tied behind his back.

      I guess the most relevant meeting I ever had with him was in Nashville around 1995. I was part of an Internet startup, an ISP, and got to shake hands with him. He was there as a speaker and essentially a technology cheerleader. I thanked him for helping make our little company a reality.

      This was years before the "invented the Internet" nonsense. Even then I credited him with being a visionary about it. He didn't see it as an academic problem, or a network between research institutions, or a defense project, or even a place to find 800 kinds of porn. He saw it as a tools for transforming society.

      Read his 2000 Red Herring interview and prepare to be stunned.

      -Sandy

  45. Not accurate .... he DID say that by adzoox · · Score: 2, Informative

    He said that he helped with the funding and creative force that became the internet and that Tennesee was one of the first universities to fully utilize it because he saw how great it would become. Therefore he recommended quick adoption (and providing funds for) internet "capabilities" in public institutions. He was inferring that he was a reason the internet got started so quickly. The question asked by Wolf Blitzer on CNN was, "What do you think has been your greatest contribution to education?"

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    Yell & scream & rant & rave... it's no use... you need a shaaaave ~ Bugs Bunny
  46. Just like other big companies..... by seichert · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Unfortunately government has corrupted our industry. From prosecuting Microsoft to shutting down Napster, they have to assert their control. Apple is dealing with this the way other big companies are, by paying off one politician / or ex-politician in order to fight off the others. In addition, federal taxation is so high and the federal government controls so much spending that companies need an insider to get a piece of the pie. Apple lost to Microsoft because in the 1980s they tried to get public schools hooked on Apple computers. I.e. they went for the government market. Microsoft focused on the business customer (i.e. the free market) and won. Now the federal government is seen as the big pie, so they will all hire lobbyists, politicians, etc. to help them get a piece. Truly disgusting.

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    Stuart Eichert