USB Floppy Disk Drive RAID Array Under OS X
ohlssonvox writes "I believe this is the first USB Floppy Disk Drive RAID; I have never heard of any others. It was done using OS X. I would like to share this with the world. The world must know the power of USB FDD RAID!!! This is NOT an April fools joke, I just happen to be fool enough to make this on April fools."
Maybe this guy will build a wire structure that connects 10 floppies and handle. Then hold the structure and insert all floppies into properly aligned drives... Keep adding floppies to hopefully beat the speed of the IDE, then sell it.
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could be, they make windows media player for mac you know. . .
Why yes, it is. The program sucks, doesn't support many of the codices that the other versions do, and uses more CPU power than the competition, but it's available.
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this guy's an idiot. Everyone knows that you should use RAID 5 (or 0+1) with something as unreliable as floppies.
Floppy disk RAID. Funnier than any April Fools day joke.
I think everyone's missing the real irony in that the iMac was the computer that dealt the first death blow to the floppy to begin with. Its taken Dell until this year to catch up w/ the down-with-floppies trend.
... okay, well, I can't stretch this. its still useless. But its cool. Gives me hope that people like this aren't milling about the street causing trouble.
But now it seems that Mr. Jobs and Mr. Dell were both wrong, as this user has proven that with a little imagination, even useless technology can be made into something
Ummm. .... usb hubs [compusa.com] is what he needs?
.... from the article: For USB FDD RAID II, I would like to ... get more hubs and go for the ultimate USB FDD RAID with 125 USB FDDs ( I need the other 2 vailable USB channels for mouse and keyboard)
Ummm
Meanwhile, I wish April fools was more about stuff like this than just making up stuff.
Must explain why it's still not on the front page (for me at least, logged in or not, at this computer or another.)
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Perhaps a pseudo practical application would be doing the same thing except with CDRs. Considering the low price of media and burners and the unreliability of the media, doing a raid-5 with five separate CDR would allow for extremely fast, reliable and cheep storage.
RAID (original meaning):
Redundant
Array of
Inexpensive
Disks
This brings a whole new level to the "I" in RAID.
Doesn't OS X support around 127 USB devices or so? He should snag over a hundred of the floppy drives, connect them all together using tons of hubs, stick in all the disks, and then see how it performs. A pretty zippy, and bulky, compact flash card!
Brings a new face to portable usb media.
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as long as I get 33MB/s read times...oh, wait...
Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither do I - get Mac OS
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HIBT?
I wanted to make a huge RAID of USB flash memory "Keys". If it weren't for the worthless speed you get out of USB 1.1, it could be quite cool.
:)
Also, if you had a large number of USB Keys in stacks of long USB Hubs, it would be alot like iso-linear chips on Trek.
Now, on a more practical, barely serious note, what about a device with a FireWire 800 interface, that uses standard or DDR SDRAM, holds a battery backup, and writes it's data to a physical drive (preferably external) when power failure occurs...
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Unrelated to, and years earlier than, LS120. The floptical uses a floppy-like head mechanism, except it packs the tracks much closer together. It does this by using an optical pickup to align the head, rather than the dumb stepping used by regular floppy designs.
Remember those ads when the Zip came out, that featured a stack of seventysome floppies, towering and teetering? "You can store ALL THIS on one Zip disk!", they screamed.
Just recently I was looking at 120GB hard drives and thinking, shit, that would be one huge pile of floppies. Nevermind how long it would take to read them all!
Then I said, wait, what if each one were in a drive? Figure you can read/write an entire floppy in about a minute or two. The maximum sustained transfer rate on a hard drive isn't that great. Given a hundred thousand floppy drives and controllers for them all, you could beat the fastest hard drives with ease. Just imagine the noise and heat generation, though.
Let's hear it for stupid applications of obsolete technology! (next week's installment: dot matrix printers feeding sheetfed scanners as a backup medium / high-latency network interface.)
Did you ever consider that OS X is just as capable of making a RAID array of 250M Zip drives? He just used floppies as an exercise in the absurd.
Hell, OSX can made a RAID array out of partitions on the same physical volume, not that it gets you anything but maybe mirroring to make sure you don't run into a bad byte that loses you a whole file.... Not that this is likely considering the reliability of the drivers.
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It just may RAID Zip drives, but we also must remember the piss-poor throughput of USB for mass storage devices.
He mentioned trying to max out the number of devices and ran out of ports, but how many floppy drives are really needed to saturate USB in a RAID configuration? I would guess a hell of a lot less than 127 of them. Aren't floppy drives something like 150K/sec? So wouldn't 8 or so of them completely saturate the USB bandwidth?
I got to admit, the article is funny as hell.
I tried every decent and legal way I could think of to resolve the issue w/the business before I rented the chicken suit
Yeah, WiMP for the Mac sucks!. MPlayer for OSX is much nicer.