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The NSA Gives Their Two Cents On Securing XP/2K/NT

Posted by timothy on from the plus-inflation dept.

caino59 writes "Thier site is already slow, and must be taking a hit, but the NSA has released several guides on Securing Windows XP, Windows 2000, and Windows NT. Now go out and download the guides, and /. the NSA!"

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  1. They call it the "power" button by JustAnOtherCodeSerf · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just switch it to the "off" position... website secure :)

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    1. Re:They call it the "power" button by vidnet · · Score: 1
      And response times are cut in half!

      Sorry, that was a cheap one.

  2. Wait! Don't... by cyphem · · Score: 1, Funny

    The NSA might take this for a DDOS attack and make Georgy start a war on slashdot!

    On the other hand... This might 'free' us innocent slashdotters from the CowboyNeal regime... yay!

    ;)
    cy

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  3. better idears... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    these guides could have been much much simpler to write. Why I could do that in this post:
    1. Purchase Windows product.
    2. Receive shrink-wrapped package.
    3. Place shrink-wrapped package in closet.
    4. Lock closet
    5. Throw key into nearest incinerator.
    There. Simple, quick, and easy to follow.
  4. The only way... by sICE · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... to secure a win box is to put it in concrete and throw it deep in the ocean.

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  5. great logic by larry+bagina · · Score: 3, Insightful
    download the guides and slashdot the NSA....

    After all, the majority of slashdot readers use windows NT/2000/Xp.

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    1. Re:great logic by GimmeFuel · · Score: 2, Funny

      You can still download them; just don't bother reading them.

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    2. Re:great logic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      After all, the majority of slashdot readers use windows NT/2000/Xp.

      Maybe you're trying to be sarcastic, but it's true. Most readers of slashdot surf in on Windows.

      Plus, I would bet at least a couple of slashdot readers have "jobs", and when you have a "job" it's often in your best interest to be knowledgable about the subject.

      Sure, be high and mighty about Linux, but someone's gotta run those Windows machines for the unwashed masses.

  6. I hate to point this out... by Blaise · · Score: 4, Informative

    but the page hasn't been updated since november 2002. I've had these guides, which are excellent BTW, for all of 2003.

    It even says so at the bottom of the page.

    1. Re:I hate to point this out... by sICE · · Score: 1

      bah, windows xp wasnt updated since a long time too. perhaps SP1a in march, to fix the new bug provided by SP1... well, all in all it shouldn't be worse.

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    2. Re:I hate to point this out... by caino59 · · Score: 3, Informative

      actually, check the "What's new or Updated" link

      here for the lazy.

      says the win2k guide updated next month ;oP

      5-Mar-03

      and yes, the cisco guide is a bit old at 10-feb-03 and the xp guide even older at 6-feb-03(my b-day!)

      and i think a lot of people out there that have to maintain Microsoft servers, so this may be advantageous to someone...

  7. Download times and size are interesting... by (H)elix1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'll have some quality time on the airplane, so I will probably browse what they wrote. What is struck me as interesting was large and how long mozilla's download manager says it will take to get the zip files.

    Win2K - 13,008KB, ~1.4 hours
    WinNT - 1,282 ~ 10 minutes
    WinXP - 1,713 ~12 minutes

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  8. Conflict of interest by mfh · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wouldn't it be ahh... against the NSA's true interests to tell people how to secure private machines better?

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    1. Re:Conflict of interest by TheLink · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Nope. After all they're in charge of National Security.

      If they need access to a private machine I'm sure it's trivial for them in most cases.

      I'd think the difficulty for them is probably figuring out _who_ to give extra special interest to. Given the many enemies of the USA, they've probably got a big list of whos.

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  9. Wait a minute.... by Repran · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Doesn't freely available security support terrorism by its very nature?

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  10. Isn't it ironic... by Cheetahfeathers · · Score: 1

    We're gunna trust an agency that _wants_ to spy on us on advice about how to secure a system so it can't be broken into as easily? Um... ok. :)

    1. Re:Isn't it ironic... by LordMyren · · Score: 1

      They dont want to spy on us,
      Its only their job.

    2. Re:Isn't it ironic... by ocelotbob · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's not as simple as it seems. The NSA is essentially two organizations -- one whose job it is to break communications, another whose job it is to make sure communications don't get broken. This even means helping industry with codes - they had a major say in portions of DES, in which they designed portions such as the S-Boxes so that they were less vulnerable to still classified (at the time) types of cryptoanalysis. This isn't to say that one should blindly trust the NSA in matters of security, only to say that things are more complex than many would believe upon casual inspection.

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  11. Re:Conxsion Mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    instead of cutting and pasting above site click here

  12. Someone Realized by LordMyren · · Score: 2, Interesting

    -PGP has been out for years,
    -its too late
    -they're either already using encryption or will not be
    -maybe might as well help normal people secure they're information

    And every copy of Windows has one backdoor for CIA, NSA, FBI, Homeland and the three other agencies your not classified to know about.

  13. Old news, kinda by oaf357 · · Score: 1

    I've been using their Cisco guide for a few years now. It's updated quite often and is at least a good read for those looking into double checking their IT security.