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Mementos as Document Retrieval Keys

Dekaner writes "The BBC is running a story that BT has demonstrated a scanner that can be used to retrieve digital documents by associating them with a physical object. When the digital files are stored on the server, they are associated with a scanned image of the object, for example a seashell. Later, when the user wants to retrieve the files, the memento is again placed on the scanner. The resulting image is used as the retrieval key."

167 comments

  1. woooh by C_nemo · · Score: 1

    glad I'm not a zoologist. damn....

  2. The bane of the photocopier... by Winterblink · · Score: 3, Funny

    I can see a lot of people using their asses as the "memento"...

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    1. Re:The bane of the photocopier... by Uber+Banker · · Score: 1

      damn, just when i barcoded daily instructions over my chest

    2. Re:The bane of the photocopier... by grishnav · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Your crappy joke not withstanding, it makes you wonder just how well it will be able to identify individual momento's. Will it be able to distinguish one person's ass from another? Or more practically, palm? Fingerprint?

    3. Re:The bane of the photocopier... by Winterblink · · Score: 1

      Your abrasive attitude notwithstanding, I'm betting the thing probably takes a decent resolution snap of the object. Probably nothing so high rez to distinguish between a person's fingerprints maybe, but probably on the order of a regular home scanner.

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    4. Re:The bane of the photocopier... by grishnav · · Score: 2, Informative

      You utter lack of appreciation for sarcasm notwithstanding, "home-use" style scanners with resolutions in the order of 2000+dpi are not uncommon, and resolution is only getting better. I know from personal experience that 1600 dpi can easily capture a persons fingerprint, with detail easily surpassing traditional inkpad methods.

    5. Re:The bane of the photocopier... by Winterblink · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not a big surprise that police agencies use scanners now for taking fingerprints direct into their computer systems. It'd be interesting to see how this system works out, especially how it compares to conventional cryptographic key generation methods.

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    6. Re:The bane of the photocopier... by Uber+Banker · · Score: 1

      Your utter complete incomprehension of the meaning of sarcasm notwithstanding, valid point, but, what is the point?

      SO they can associate things? Is this not different to a unique key? Because they are associated with a physical object... typing in my password is a physical process converting a physical object/action into binary the computer understands. In what way is scanning an image which converts it to a binary stream different, other than more likely to have error?

      Sounds like fancy sci-fi wrapping from a journalist who has missed the opportunity to think and perhaps present something more insightful.

    7. Re:The bane of the photocopier... by quantaman · · Score: 4, Funny

      Just make sure it isn't somethnig you'll have to call up in the middle of a presentation, could take a lot of explaining...

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    8. Re:The bane of the photocopier... by grishnav · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "[W]hat is the point?"

      Just trying to spark some thought into interesting alternate usses of the technology.

      How long before somebody hacks it to use a camera as the input source? You could do all sorts of interesting things with a camera able to recognise objects. You could, say, periodically rotate a camera around your room to capture the various objects in it, and make a profile for insurance records if you house is ever broken into.

      Now that scanners are available rather cheaply, you could easily hack a small scanner to fit in a mountable, waterproof box, and create a nifty keyless entry system for your house, using fingerprint, handprint, faceprint, armprint, footprint, or virtually anything else you can imagine. (You would, of course, keep a real key for backup purposes.)

      "Sounds like fancy sci-fi wrapping from a journalist[...]"

      I think was intended to be an insult, but - being as I'm not a journalist - I'll take the comparison as a compliment.

      "[...]who has missed the opportunity to think and perhaps present something more insightful."

      If my intent is to spark thought, need I do either?

    9. Re:The bane of the photocopier... by levik · · Score: 1
      "I'm sorry sir... I couldn't find that document... You see, I have this condition..."

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    10. Re:The bane of the photocopier... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed... and could the burgular hack the key entry system too.. I'd only use the technology if it was PROVEN.

      A Yale and Mortice combination is pretty good. Not perect, but flaws are hard to get around. Not, if I were to replace my Yale and Mortice for a cheap scanner and lookup program, I'd want to make sure tis softweare was PROVEN from the assembly upwards. Would you use a security system based on WinCE [embedded devices?]???

      And why is fingerprint technology necessary? I've used electronic cards at work for years. I don't want someone cutting off my finger or removing my eyeball to rob my home.

    11. Re:The bane of the photocopier... by bulbul · · Score: 1

      If only my Xerox AssJet 790 doubled as a scanner. :(

    12. Re:The bane of the photocopier... by mandolin · · Score: 1

      Funny or no, most mementos can be lost or destroyed.. whereas most people can find their own asses (some of them do need a map.)

    13. Re:The bane of the photocopier... by tornadron · · Score: 1

      did you hear the story about a dude, a photocopier, an attept by the dude to scan his ass, the photocopier breaking under the weight of him, and then the guy having to run and hide from fellow co-workers while pulling shards of glass from his bloodied ass... ...heard it from someone from years back, coulda been true I guess...wonder how often this happens :)

    14. Re:The bane of the photocopier... by Jason1729 · · Score: 1

      At least until they fall off their motorcycle.

      Jason
      ProfQuotes

  3. Ah, modern tech! by orangesquid · · Score: 5, Funny

    Turning the paperless office into a huge junk bin!

    "Mike, do you have the financial data for 2002?"

    "Somewhere. Help me look for the squeaky red clown nose."

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    1. Re:Ah, modern tech! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      maybe Van Gogh was ahead of his time?

  4. Mmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...Mentos. The Freshmaker.

    1. Re:Mmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      freshmaker.exe command not found

  5. This is the last thing we need! by Myself · · Score: 1

    Remember Dumbo and the magic feather? I can see it now, my mother will call up to say she can't access her files because she lost the shortcut object, because she's afraid to navigate the filesystem.

  6. neither value nor novelty here by sstory · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Some tech is just useless.

  7. car key? by intermodal · · Score: 1

    but if you used a car key, it'd suck if you forgot when you get a new one...

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  8. I am thinking by einhverfr · · Score: 3, Funny

    Was the Marketing Plan associated with one of these seashells or one of these pebbles? Or maybe it was my coffee cup?

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  9. Patents... by silentbozo · · Score: 3, Funny

    If they try to patent this idea, I'm citing Johnny Mnemonic as prior art!!!

    1. Re:Patents... by quantaman · · Score: 4, Funny

      If they try to patent this idea, I'm citing Johnny Mnemonic as prior art!!!

      Hmmm, not sure if I'd call that art.

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    2. Re:Patents... by mnemonic_ · · Score: 0

      Indeed, sir.

    3. Re:Patents... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No to worry need. It's called a hash, and it's not patentable. However, you can still copyright a hashing algorithm.

      This will need to be very complex hash function, since it will need to match an image thru rotation, scaling, brightness, contrast, gamma changes, etc. (Otherwise some user will whine when he can't manage to scan the same object the way he scanned it originally.)

      Of course then some "artsy" user will whine when he tries printing the same pattern in two slightly different colors and sizes...

    4. Re:Patents... by $lacker · · Score: 1

      Whoa
      Good one

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  10. What happened to using a simple icon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seem like reinventing the wheel here.

  11. Keys by cybermace5 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Guess you could have actual keys for database access. Then you can put all the keys on a keyring...

    This is more stupid than anything else I've heard this week.

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    1. Re:Keys by terrab0t · · Score: 1

      Actually, the real use I can see for this is as a replacement for biometric data as keys. Rather than using a unique real world object that can't be changed as your key (like your fingerprint or retina), this allows you to use something else that you can easily replace if it ever gets stolen or copied.

      If somebody steals your fingerprint (or assprint) you cannot change the original, and people could forever identify you by it. I believe this arguement against biometric data is brought up here whenever new technology claims to use it.

  12. This is just too easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Please put penis on scanner to locate pr0n

    1. Re:This is just too easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your MOM is just too easy. *ZING!*

    2. Re:This is just too easy by mr_walrus · · Score: 1

      >Please put penis on scanner to locate pr0n

      sorry,
      your penis key is of insufficient length

  13. Mementos...the Fr-Freshmaker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    : )

  14. well by kingofnopants · · Score: 5, Funny

    If ten years ago someone told me that in the year 2003 i would be using a seashell to retrieve data i would tell that person that he is fscking stupid.

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    1. Re:well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny how times never change, huh.

    2. Re:well by sukotto · · Score: 1

      Hahaha

      He doesn't know how to use the three shells...

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    3. Re:well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right on! In 2003, I use seashells to wipe my ass.

    4. Re:well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but that's just you.

    5. Re:well by johannesg · · Score: 1

      Don't tell me you don't know how to use the three sea shells!?

    6. Re:well by mharris007 · · Score: 1

      Currently, if someone told me that someone could use a seachshell to retrieve data I would tell that person that he is fsking stupid.

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  15. Sooooo.... by Rumbler · · Score: 1

    If my company adopted this system, what image would I use for my *ahem* corporate porn stash?

    Since they're already using shellfish... eh?

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    1. Re:Sooooo.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your bosses ex-wife's ass?

  16. My thoughts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok, there's only one thought. This is dumb.
    You wanna scratch your scanner everytime?
    Who's to prevent anyone from scanning the item once and just using that image to unlock your stuff?
    Why not just PRINT OUT the data and delete the digital file?
    What's more secure than a printout in a damn safe?
    Sheez. And for this universities are popping up like weeds to make MORE engineers?
    Hand me that wrench, I'm becoming a plumber!

  17. My question is why? by MyNameIsFred · · Score: 5, Insightful
    To me this sounds like many of the other poorly concieved ideas for indexing files. Much like meta-data fields that require me to fill out extra fields that can be searched later. The vast majority of people don't fill the fields in. And where required, they typically use bogus data.

    This situation seems much the same. Most of the files I save on a computer are NOT associated with some object I have lying around the house. For example, everytime I write a letter to Mom, I'm suppose to scan her picture? Why not just save it in a folder called, "Letters to Mom." Its easier, quicker, and I don't have to find Mom's picture. Similarly at work, most of my files are associated with some email telling me to do work on some project. Do I scan the email? Seems kind of pointless.

    In my view, like metadata, this suggestion adds steps that the vast majority of users won't do.

    1. Re:My question is why? by evil_roy · · Score: 1

      The point is you can associated meta data without having to fill out any fields. This is a good combination of digital objects/physical objects. For home users it may make filing/retrieving these objects much easier, but the killer could well be in the business world where paperless office migration is hindered by indexing rules and incomplete meta-data, yet the same people who fail to grasp these issues can manage with traditional files and systems. Merging the two this way will help with the transition.

      Cross referencing could be achieved easily, with complex filing rules enforced. People will undertand this - when you scan or save a file you use the relevant objects - a physical key ring would do. As ludicrous as this all sounds ( of course the physical object is redundant) it is the sort of thing that is required to make existing systems work in large organisations.

    2. Re:My question is why? by scratchbuild · · Score: 1

      I'd imagine that the mementos are supposed to be tokens from events of significance, not a key for your file system. You'd use the seashell as a token from your honeymoon in Hawaii or something.
      Seeing that people already keep mementos of key events at home, a scanner like this sitting in a living room can enhance those memories by allowing your "media hub" PC to immediately recall pictures, sounds, or videos of that event.

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  18. This where I come in... by mrpuffypants · · Score: 1

    ....with my obligatory pr0n reference:

    I'd like to use that system to organize and search my pr0n collection!

  19. Doh.. by NanoGator · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... Uh dear.. well.. uh I need you to sit on the scanner... Please, don't ask.

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    1. Re:Doh.. by stevejsmith · · Score: 2, Funny

      Must've gotten her drunk when you entered the password.

    2. Re:Doh.. by websensei · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      offtopic:
      per your sig, the dump story is hilrious.
      also your 3d artwork is impressive, nice website.
      have a nice day
      chris

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    3. Re:Doh.. by thynk · · Score: 1

      Drunk Guy1: "Ok dude, now put the cat on the scanner and see what files it brings up..."

      Drunk Guy2 "Whoa dude, that's freaky and kinda sick at the same time. Let's raid the fridge next and see what the carrots bring up man"

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    4. Re:Doh.. by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      Glad you liked it. Thank you for letting me know! :)

      Nano

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    5. Re:Doh.. by gjbivin · · Score: 1

      Obviously to retrieve an ASCII file...

  20. Huh? by mrseigen · · Score: 1

    If you already have to keep the keys around in the physical world, then what's the point of not carrying around the actual paper documents themselves, or a CD-R or DVD? Sure, it's sort of impressive tech, but it's a poor idea overall.

  21. THE FRESH MAKA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will it retrieve my documents in a queer 1980s europop sort of way?

    THE FRESH MAKA!

  22. I know what I would use... by confused+philosopher · · Score: 1

    I know what I would use...to store my porn.

    Scan a breast, and associate it with porn.

    The trick is finding the woman when I want to make the retrival. Not to mention the encryption.

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    1. Re:I know what I would use... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You get a woman to scan her bare breast .. so you can retrieve porn. There's something wrong with that picture.

    2. Re:I know what I would use... by confused+philosopher · · Score: 1

      "There's something wrong with that picture."

      You are very observant. Maybe, a little too observant...

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  23. meat space stegonography, next step crypto? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    This is actually a good stegonography tool.

    However, Wouldnt it be cool if the object could deterministically return the same key, to be used as a cryptographic key?
    Then, you could use objects as the keys to encrypt and hide your information.

    Don't suppose that is very realistic though :)

  24. The other way around? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have no problem finding computer files. What I need is something that, for example, I can find the file associated with my soldering iron, and it'll tell me where in my house the damn thing is... RFID tags maybe?

  25. Coming Up Next by MimsyBoro · · Score: 2, Funny

    Next your not going to scan a picture of the object but actually drag the object to a special platform. "Mom where's my M16, I want to play American Army

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  26. 3 Sea Shells by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But what if you're new in the office and don't know how to use the 3 Sea Shells?

    1. Re:3 Sea Shells by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good one, second only to the Johnny Mnemonic reference.

  27. Johnny Mneumonic by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 4, Insightful
    This is just like Johnny Mneumonic. Every day, with the bullshit being pulled by the RIAA, MPAA, Microsoft and other predatory multinational multibillion dollar organizations seeking nothing more than eternal perpetually increasing profits, the world gets closer to the reality portrayed in that movie. That was the subject of Johnny Mneumonic; in that case, it was a pharmaceuticals company that let people stay sick even though they had a cure because it meant more profits for them.

    But that's NOT why I associate this with Johnny Mneumonic. I associate it because in the beginning of the movie, they're going to store 80 gigs of information (about as much as I have in /usr/home/) in Just Johnny's head. They use three random images from the television to associate with and encrypt the information. These images are then faxed to the recipient. Obviously the bits aren't being used because they would change in faxing. A more associative method is used, kind of like a human memory. I think that with time, more technologies like this will be used as our computational needs advance; That is, unless these multibillion dollar corporations have their way and our computers become merely vessels for receiving garbage information (valuable intellectual property) like the stupid movies and music being made nowadays, while "real" computers will be labeled as "professional equipment" and will cost five hundred times as much as they should so that only the corporations can afford them to keep us under control.

    In the world of the future, it will be corporations, not governments, that will oppress the people. The governments will only serve as a tool to those corporations. Capitalism is fine; I just think that one change needs to be made: The individuals should have a much louder "voice" in government issues than corporations. In fact, the "voice" of any party should be inversely proportional to its size and power. The RIAA should not have enough voice to mail a letter to a senator, let alone do the evils that they are doing.

    1. Re:Johnny Mneumonic by tarzan353 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In the world of the future, it will be corporations, not governments, that will oppress the people. The governments will only serve as a tool to those corporations.

      In the future?

    2. Re:Johnny Mneumonic by madmarcel · · Score: 1

      Whoa dude! Calm down!

      I think you should cut down on your daily intake
      of cyberpunk novels...geez, talk about doom and gloom :o I suspect an acute overdose of Gibson triggered that outburst...

      <obligatory silly scifi reference>
      Oh...and go get changed man...those spiffy spandex pants are just not on man ;)

      (I'll leave it to other people to comment on your...ehm...interesting line of reasoning :^)

    3. Re:Johnny Mneumonic by darkmeridian · · Score: 1

      Even the most evil corporations run in the confines of the law. Enron, when it broke the law, was eventually brought down by the DOJ. What we need is the people of the United States to rise up against RIAA and the MPAA. This will take place later than we realize, because we are the tech vanguards. In ten years, when technology becomes commonplace, then everyone will start worrying about the implications of our patent/copyright system and how it has gone amuck. But until then, evil corporations will continue to run, and they will have the right to representation by the dollar just like Enron did before its fall.

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    4. Re:Johnny Mneumonic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, the sick humor.

      You know that big pharma never spends money researching cures for diseases. They only research treatments, since having a customer for life is way better than having a customer once.

  28. Dear Leonard by Letter · · Score: 5, Funny
    Dear Leonard,

    Use the Memento pattern when

    • a snapshot of an object's state must be saved so that it can be restored to that state later.
    • a direct interface to obtaining the state would expose implementation details and break the object's encapsulation.

    Sincerely,
    Letter
  29. old idea by g4dget · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Using images of physical tokens to access documents is a really old idea. Of course, that won't stop BT from filing a patent.

    1. Re:old idea by leandrod · · Score: 1
      > Using images of physical tokens to access documents is a really old idea.

      References?

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  30. fear the office party by zenst · · Score: 1

    I can see comebody mistaking one of these scanners for the office photocopier come festive time and the office party period and instead of ending up with a momento of the occasion they will probably end up with a screen full of goatse url's. --these are not weapons of mass destruction, there mearly encryption keys to my sons trust funds--

  31. Mementos? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I have this condition, I don't know if I've told you about it... ...I have, haven't I?

  32. Strange Imagery by ScumSucker · · Score: 1

    I first read the headline as: Mentos as Document Retrieval Keys which quickly brought to mind an image of people trying to stick them into various ports on thier PCs. This could create and a whole new industry dedicated to cleaning floppy drives.

    1. Re:Strange Imagery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How come the previous comment is only funny when it has formatting applied to it?

  33. News Flash - Lotus notes security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is how Lotus notes has implemented security for the past couple of years.

  34. Strange Imagery by ScumSucker · · Score: 2, Funny
    I first read the headline as:

    Mentos as Document Retrieval Keys

    which quickly brought to mind an image of people trying to stick them into various ports on thier PCs. This could create and a whole new industry dedicated to cleaning floppy drives.

  35. Demolition Man... by da3dAlus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "I went to retrieve the files, but in their place were these damn 3 seashells..."

    "Hahahah...he doesn't know what the 3 seashells are for!"

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    1. Re:Demolition Man... by seann · · Score: 1

      Honestly..
      can anyone speculate on how the hell those sea shells could possibly work?

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  36. Let's see now by AndroidCat · · Score: 5, Funny

    When I lose an important memento, I don't have to worry because I kept all the serial number and insurance info in a file which... DAMN!

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  37. My Brain Already Does This by weston · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It's really pretty neat. I can pickup old ticket stubs and remember things about concerts that I'd forgotten for years. An old T-shirt can bring back a memory of going shopping at Target with my sister while an old girlfriend was out of town. I've got a tie another old girlfriend gave me that brings back visiting her in the hospital. I could go on, but the really cool thing, is that I've figured out how to retrieve some of this information using abstract representations of things -- drawings or pictures -- or even sometimes simply writing some words about them. I don't have to keep the mementos around any more.

    I'm thinking of maybe implementing a computer system for this, where I type in some small "key" representation, and get back some further "data" associated with it....

    Kind of wish I could clean out and delete a few things from the brain system, tho'...

  38. hope you have a stable relationship by tarzan353 · · Score: 0

    What happens when your psycho girlfriend breaks your memento?

  39. Just what is a Type 2 security error again? by LostCluster · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is a sure fire recipe for data loss of critical data. All the server backups you can make would become worthless if the seashell/encryption key falls into the hands of a three year old with crayon or is lost/ruined in any other way.

    It's a nice novelty for encrypting your digital little black book, but it's not going to be useful at all for business databases.

    1. Re:Just what is a Type 2 security error again? by MBoffin · · Score: 1

      This is not a method of securing data, but rather a method of creating a search query. The object that gets scanned serves only to call up data tagged to that object.

      Did you read the article?

  40. I'd use... by 1nv4d3r · · Score: 2, Insightful

    a piece of paper with the filename written on it.

    Because, really, a box full of small objects is harder to associate with unrelated files than the filename is.

    If you can say to yourself, "lessee, did I use the blue pill or the red pill for 2003 Actuals?", you would get a lot further naming the file "2003 Actuals" and looking for that. Wouldn't you?

    1. Re:I'd use... by SEWilco · · Score: 1
      It's worse than merely associating one object with a file.

      You could use combinations and sequences of your collection of objects, as well as rotations of objects (is the seashell supposed to show the side with the opening or not?).

      Recognition of the insides of an egg as being an egg is left as an exercise for the reader.

  41. Bleh, by autopr0n · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This might be somewhat cool if you could use a simple digital camera, and you didn't need to worry about angle (this would require an all-angles storage, of course)

    Either way, it seems pretty useless for most people. As long as we can tell what an object is we could simply type it's name in and search that way. It could be useful for large museums and scientists, thought.

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  42. Said in gangster accent by ChicagoFan · · Score: 1

    "Ya see tos men? Tos men use mentos as mementos!"

  43. Great... by Rorschach1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    So now I can lose all of my electronic files along with the physical ones in the piles of junk on my desk...

    1. Re:Great... by limited · · Score: 1

      There have been at least 10 comments stating that the files would be lost if the physical object was lost.While it wasn't stated in the article, I would be surprised if that was the case. Most likely, you would also be able to retrieve the file by filename. This device isn't meant for high-reliability applications, but more as a novelty for consumers.

  44. Humane technology by asreal · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is one of those inventions that makes technology easier a bit more fun and a lot more personal. It doesn't make sense for every day use - you wouldn't want to use it to store office documents or your taxes - but imagine the sentimental possibilities. Associating a ring that belonged to your mother with pictures of her and a slideshow, or the seashell in question with video and music from your romantic beach vacation.

    So before you go off saying how complicated and pointless a system like this would be, remember that it won't just be geeks using it. But of course, it could make a very interesting password system in the right hands...

  45. I'd use my ass and nuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ala goatse
    No one I know can stretch their anus as big as mine!

    1. Re:I'd use my ass and nuts by Qender · · Score: 1

      That's one way of protecting a document.

      "Ok, you can read my files, here's the image to unlock them"

      "Oh dear god! NO!!!!!!!!"

  46. This has got to be the worst idea for 2003 by christrs · · Score: 1

    Unless the scanner can correct for the misplacement of the image (skew and position). I dont see how it can generate the same key for two different passes of the same image. Most likely the document will not be retriveable reliably with this method.

    Chris

  47. BT? by Mephie · · Score: 1
    BT huh? Wow, great techno music and he develops new technologies! Go BT!

  48. Uh... by miketang16 · · Score: 1

    I may just be a little slow, but the purpose of this is...?

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    1. Re:Uh... by Meowing · · Score: 2, Funny

      If you stick a crystal on the scanner, a hologram of Marlon Brando will appear and tell you the secrets of the universe.

  49. Sorry, I don't toss mens' salads... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...but I would toss yours!
    *Rowwwr*

  50. Yet another useless tech product by ThomasFlip · · Score: 1

    If this product is designed to help people remember what they have on their hard drive, what happens when they loose the physical 'key' which is used to access it ? These same people are probably 2 times as likely to forget their physical key then forget about their data. This, in my opinion, renders the product as useless eye candy.

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  51. amazing! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    This is a fascinating idea.

    Maybe someday, a picture of the item could actually just be placed on the screen, without having to scan a real object. And when you want to get your file, you just point your finger at the picture.

    This "iconic representation" could even be moved around the computer screen like you'd organize something on your desktop.

    I know, you're laughing.. how can my Wang 80-column green screen actually someday show a PHOTOGRAPHIC QUALITY PICTURE?

    Well don't laugh. Someday soon, we'll be able to see pictures on our computer screens, at 100x100 dot resolutions or even higher! Some advanced models may even show different shades of green for each pixel.

    I hope that bright young man Steve Wozniak comes up with something! As soon as he stops hanging around that troublemaker Steve Jobs, all he wants to do is eat fruit and masturbate to Picasso paintings.

    Slashdot is the best timesharing system EVER!

  52. Why I won't use this by raider_red · · Score: 1

    Where'd I put the damn seashell!? I need it to unlock the project I've been working on for the last year!

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  53. For my documents, I will use a printed sheet... by Blaede · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...of the file as my memento. To make the association more secure, each page will have it's own memento, consisting of the page printed out. That way when I need to retrieve the file on the computer to print out, all I have to do is scan each page, open the file, and print.

    This technology has promise.

    1. Re:For my documents, I will use a printed sheet... by 42forty-two42 · · Score: 1

      Actually, that's a good idea - it would eliminate the losses incurred in photocopying.

  54. a great idea with a not so great implemtation by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Using a tangible reference that can't easily be guessed/produced by a non-authorized party is a great idea in data security.

    However, it seems flawed since you have to:
    a) determine a method to reference the objects to their locked data if you use multiple objects as associations.

    b) determine a method to securely store that object

    c) Raise the question of the uniqueness of that object.

    So for this to work, you'd have to create a secured storage location and a means to remember each items association.
    And then each time you created a new object of association, you'd have to ask "Is this object unique or could someone easiliy go and obtain a comparable object to use in it's place?"

    So while it's a novel idea and most worthy of continued R&D, it is not yet a practical solution as it only adds a layer of security that raises it's own potential security risks.

    I could see an offshoot of this solution using imaging software to create complex patterns at the time of encryption that would be apparant noise to the human eye, but be read easily by a machine. These images could be small and stored on a memory stick. This method would be difficult to reproduce as the image itself would be based off the encrypted bits + the encryption key and stored on an external device. But unless they developed a biometric access mechanism(thumbprint scanning etc) on the access point or memory stick itself, there would still be the problems in secure storage/handling of the key.

    But regardless, it is good to see new approaches to an age old problem.

  55. Mentos as Document Retrieval Keys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I first read this as 'Mentos as Document Retrieval Keys'. Now that would be a story...

  56. Watermarking is better. by twitter · · Score: 1

    Hazards of using a scan of an object as a key include loss of the object or the scanner. A different scanner with different resolutions and color sensitivity would ruin your day. If you just happened to keep the original scan, you would be better off. Using many objects and hiding their images with many others would reduce the chances of others discovering your keys. You would then need a data base to associate the images with files. For smaller files you would do better to simply watermark your image with the encrypted data and do away with the "secret" files which are obvious targets. "Secrets? What secrets? All we have are employee family photo albums."

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  57. What about small corporations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know, your Mom and Pop operations? Should they be muted, because in essence, their views gives the owner double the "voice" you talk about; the owner's vote and the corporation's vote. Or are they evil as well?

  58. I think it's a good idea by TwinBeam · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Those of you being snide need to think again.

    To you it sounds pointless and silly and wastefully kludgy. The same sort of snide remarks were made about graphical displays and color monitors and mice. Such attitudes overlooked that people LIKED working with computers that had those features.

    The proposal is not a data retrieval system - it's a memory retrieval system. And it isn't oriented to bringing up that memo you wrote last week - it's to bring back your images of your wedding or vacation of 20 years ago. And just a data point - my wife think's it's a cool idea. So maybe this is one of those things that women will understand and want more than men. (You know - women - those odd creatures that press flowers, save invitations from weddings, make shadow boxes, save children's teeth, etc? A digital memory box may very well be a highly desirable consumer product.)

  59. already seen it... by thbbpt · · Score: 1

    simon greenwold at mit's aesthetics and computation group has been working on this for a while now. (EyeBox)

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  60. Isn't that a good reason NOT to do this! by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

    But hey, the Navy's already working on the trained dolphins over in Iraq!

  61. Johnny Mneumonic: True in the Movie, not the story by Nova+Express · · Score: 2, Informative
    "I associate it because in the beginning of the movie, they're going to store 80 gigs of information (about as much as I have in /usr/home/) in Just Johnny's head. They use three random images from the television to associate with and encrypt the information. These images are then faxed to the recipient. Obviously the bits aren't being used because they would change in faxing."


    While this is true of the movie, this is not true of the original William Gibson story of the same name it was based on. There the mnemonic trigger was "Christian White and his Aryan Reggea Band."

    >In the world of the future, it will be corporations, not governments, that will oppress the people.

    Yeah, well, when you find a corporation which has killed 100 million people the way communism has, be sure to let us know...

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  62. Mentos as Document Retrieval Keys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Damn, for a moment I thought the heading was:

    Mentos as Document Retrieval Keys

    Now that would be cool.... I mean fresh.

  63. Johnny Mnemonic by FiloEleven · · Score: 1

    Movie was terrible. Check out the Gibson short story though - much better. It's in the collection "Burning Chrome."

  64. Asspass Re:The bane of the photocopier... by mrmeval · · Score: 1

    So you whip out your handy asspass and flash it at the camera, and it don't know you, your ass has sagged in the 20 years since your first flashed it and sag recognition was not implemented.

    Anything physical that wasn't designed for LONG term stability is going to cause stupid frustrating problems. Hell even a mag strip card is near worthless for more than a few months.

    I do know of an old, moldy, lower than low but still electronic tech locking system that the access device will last for decades can be immersed in salt water, partially erroded, bent and still access the device and unlock it. If the material were not laminated plastic but metal it would last much longer.

    It's an optically read plastic card about three to four times as thick as a credit card with these little square holes punched in it. Amazing that it works with Radio Shack quality parts from ages ago. It was built for some untended fleet fueling company and they really don't DO much to the pumps electronically to keep them running either.

    I don't need a scanner or such I can grind my encryption key onto a STONE of suitable durability and put it face down in my yard. Done correctly it will still be legible in 20 - 30 years.

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  65. Demolition Man... by WaKall · · Score: 0, Redundant

    "He doesn't know how to use the seashells!

  66. Association with physical objects may be useful... by cubal · · Score: 1

    if, for instance you work in a museum -- how useful would it be to be able to put an object on the scanner, and the computer automatically retrieves the information or data for it, without you needing to know what the object is or what it's called.

    It's gonna be pretty useless for security or encryption, but in some fields it would be brilliant.

  67. If everything had a memory by ezy · · Score: 0

    An interesting twist to this idea is *pre* associating data with an object. Imagine a central db for scanned objects that people/corporations could register physical objects with.

    You place a bottle of coke in front of the scanner, and presto coke.com pops up. Or less annoying, imagine putting an object in front of the scanner and instantly being redirected to the manufacturers support page for that item. Printed copied of magazines or newspapers might jump to the online version of the article you're presenting, perhaps with additional info or audio/video extras.

    Even more interesting... you have some wierd part to something you can't identify or can't figure out how to work. Place that part in front of the scanner to instantly jump to a web page of info on that part... maybe fully identifying it. "1/4 inch snubblewart"

  68. How is this any different than.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...a scanner that can be used to retrieve digital documents by associating them with a physical object. When the digital files are stored on the server, they are associated with a scanned image of the object,

    This should really say, "...a scanner that can be used to retrieve digital documents by associating them with a digital blob, that could be another scanned image, Word document, or random bits."

    Now, if someone had a scanner that could do some image recognition the way people can, and automatically create some sort of keyword list w/o human intervention, that would definitely be cool. But I would bet that such a scanner would have to have a preloaded database of images to try and recognize.

    And then what do you really want it to associate with the images? Object physical attributes? (i.e., red car approx 3/4 frontal view, shot in a grassy field with trees in the background), or more personal details (my '65 Alfa Romero "John" at Whatcom Falls Park, 5/8/2003)?

    How is this any different than ECM systems like Documentum, or the Microsoft Office "Fast Find" feature that attempts to index all your Office documents?

  69. I thought of this 4 years ago by Rares+Marian · · Score: 2, Interesting

    1. Just crumple up a piece of paper.
    2. Trace the creases in pen.
    3. Scan the piece of paper.
    4. The image is the key to the document.

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    1. Re:I thought of this 4 years ago by pi_rules · · Score: 1

      Interesting. Useless, but interesting. You've essentially created a PRNG (pesudo random number generator) that's awkward to use.

  70. Weak impl of 'Something I have' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Methods of authentication:

    Something I know
    ->Something I have
    Something I am

    As something I have, this method is really rather poor. Ideally, the 'something' should be difficult to duplicate. Here, a photograph of the thing (taken from the right angle) might be able to fool the scanner. Or just look at the HotWheels car your target is using and find an identical one. Interesting idea, but I can't see it being secure.

  71. Re:Johnny Mneumonic: True in the Movie, not the st by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    that bloody communism, always killing people... now fascism, that never killed anyone! we should embrace our new fascist masters, and quickly, before communism sees a revival!

  72. This would work for a weight loss program by parkanoid · · Score: 1

    Encrypt the drive with all your work with a donut, then put it on the desk in front of you for the rest of the day :)

  73. Finally... by More+Karma+Than+God · · Score: 1

    ...a use for the thing your aunt gave you that you don't know what it is.

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  74. Some people... by fuctape · · Score: 1
    just have no short term memory...

    "What's the last thing you do remember?"
    "My wife..."
    "That's sweet."
    "...dying."

  75. secure? by konputer · · Score: 1

    And what is stopping someone from making a color copy of your "memento" and open your data?

  76. Could be used in cataloging systems. by Wateshay · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It seems to me like this would be most useful for cataloging. A museum, for instance, could take a scan of each item in their collection, and then use that as one means of bringing up all of their data on that item. Or a stamp collector could use it to store information on each stamp in his collection. I think the stated uses in the article are kind of silly, but I can definitely see this having some value.

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    1. Re:Could be used in cataloging systems. by Eevee · · Score: 1

      Except how many museums would want to keep taking an object off of display just to bring up a file about it? The damage you would inflict on the object from the constant handling...the annoyance of having to fill out paperwork to authorize the movement...the joy of discovering you can't read your files because it's out on loan to another museum...yep, sounds perfect.

    2. Re:Could be used in cataloging systems. by Dolohov · · Score: 1

      You could, however, use a little miniature picture of the item, and so tell at a glance what you're looking at, with less chance of bringing up the wrong thing. You could also sell these in the gift shop with a copy of the database, so that people could bring them home and put an image of the painting or artifact up on the wall, together with all the information on it. If the pictures are nice enough, you could leave them out on the coffee table and allow guests to sort through them.

      This is nothing that we couldn't do today; the difference is in moving the icon mentality into the physical world. This object that I can pick up and feed to the dog is actually representative of a set of data that describe the object. Pictures, text, sounds.

  77. I can see it now. by dracocat · · Score: 1

    Somebody staring at the floor in disbelief at their shattered cofee mug, crying in their cube.

    And its not because of the coffee on the floor!

  78. Just be careful what you choose for a key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Whoops!--dropped the seashell!

    Looks like Grandma's estate is going to probate.....

  79. what a stupid idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    how could this possibly be useful? how ridiculous. why not just use a printout of a picture of the object instead? i could keep it in my wallet.

  80. No Dear!!! Don't Throw That VASE!!! by istartedi · · Score: 1

    You need it to retrieve your doctoral thesis. Remember?

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  81. Does 'anal retentive' have a hyphen? by Exiler · · Score: 1

    I believe it was 380 gigs, and he used a doubler to make his capacity 160 gigs. Sad part is I only saw that one once ;P

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  82. Sounds stupid... by dfj225 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So now instead of looking through the my documents/history section on my computer for that paper on George Washington, I have to dig through all my old stuff to find his bust? Sounds like much more work with this "new" system. I think that if you organize your files in a logical manner, then it is very difficult to lose them. Personally, I would much rather have a faster/better search tool for Windows than having to dig up a physical object to look up my files.

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  83. What do you put as memento on document, named by WetCat · · Score: 1

    Memento mori!

  84. In the interests of national security by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

    Anyone who aquires a momento must now register a duplicate with the FBI as part of their Collector system.

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  85. Remember ... by go-nix.ca · · Score: 1

    ... Johnny Mnemonic, anybody ?

  86. Why? by Aguamala · · Score: 1, Insightful

    What kind of practical uses can this have? I mean a computer does the same thing...it associates 1's and 0's to their respected files so why is this considered a step forward??? So now to open a document or a file we have to scan in an image...isn't that counter productive?

  87. The fresh maker? by Da+w00t · · Score: 2, Funny

    Did anyone else misparse the article title and summary as Mentos?

    I was visualizing someone putting a strawberry Mento on the scanner, and pulling up whatever.

    Then I began to think -- well jesus, all the mentos look the same, how freaking secure is that? And, just what the hell do you do if you *eat* that mento? Your data is unretrievable!

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  88. Bill Gates supposedly has a phrase... by smithmc · · Score: 1


    ...that's appropriate for ideas like this. "That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard!"

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  89. interesting concept, but flawed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Say I use a seashell that I found by the seashore as my memento... All is well. File is filed, encrypted, and safe.

    Seashell sits on a shelf...

    Enter small child: Plays with seashell. Seashell dropped, cracked, lost, stolen, eaten, flushed down toilet, or otherwise becomes flawed...

    NOW WHAT?

    I think I'll stick to my brain for remembering the passwords (OK, so not the night after a jolt binge, but U get the idea...)

  90. Personally, I blame the educational system by Doctor+Hu · · Score: 1
    On the one side, this is a 'cute' idea. On the other, these people appear to believe that deploying such a system would be useful.

    It seems to me this is targetted at people who are too dumb to maintain a summary index of what they keep on their machine. Not that such people don't exist - I'm a Brit living outside the country and when I visit I could swear that 80% of the population are now in that catagory, and it's been getting steadily worse over the last 20 years. Maybe I'm missing the point of the exercise, but this strikes me as merely yet another example of the 'dumbing down' trend that's become so noticable in the UK over the last decade or so.

  91. Re:Johnny Mneumonic: True in the Movie, not the st by Cruciform · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Communism hasn't killed anyone. Corrupt communist politicians have.

    Genocide does not have political allies.

  92. Re:Johnny Mneumonic: True in the Movie, not the st by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "Christian White and his Aryan Reggea Band."

    Why does my head hurt after reading that?

  93. Obligatory Memento Joke by Mechanik · · Score: 1

    Just great. As an Easter Egg homage to the movie Memento, I suggest the following as default things to retrieve for pictures of Joe Pantaliano:

    Do not believe his lies.

    He is the one. KILL HIM.

    Of course, this would be hell for Joe's friends, relatives, and associates. Maybe we better chip in for Joe's plastic surgery now...


    Mechanik

  94. Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now i have to get a girlfriend to retreive my porno

  95. From the people that brought us the URL patent by jrumney · · Score: 1

    Great, so BT are now going to start going after people infringing on their patent for hashtables?

  96. What hitorical snide remarks? by jpellino · · Score: 1

    John Dvorak aside, really - back it up.

    Snide remarks about mice and gui and color monitors - at Doug Englebart's Mother Of All Demos? which is pretty much when this stuff hit the fan? About the Macintosh? Nope. Know why? Their jaws were too far dropped to make such remarks. People recognized the value. The sensation of of-course-this-is-what-i-wanted-all-along. And it has less to do with "like" than the fact that those things increased effectiveness, intuitiveness and productivity.

    I think it's cool idea too. But if it's not practical or effective, it won't stick.

    They abovementioned inventions saved steps. Particularly steps like trying to visualize our work in color, then revamping it when it didn't match, etc... Like trying to remember the explicit, error-intolerant text strings you need to type to get the computer to do something you could simply verbalize and recognize... the list goes on.

    But attaching a scanner to my computer so that when I pull out my wedding invitation it'll come up on my computer? Given that the whole wedding is now in iPhoto, iTunes and iMovie, it seems like a big kludge.

    To illustrate, several years ago I was invited to work on Portfolio Assessment software for education at a Very Big Educational Publisher. We had about a dozen people brainstorming a system to journal everything a kid did on the computer, scan everything a kid did on paper, photo everything 3-d, and put it all in a time x topic x evaluation matrix that could be analyzed, summarized, etc. We got all fevered about how simple this woulf be, and that the machine would have all this data, then we realized of course that kids and parents wanted a handle on it, so everyone said yes, just print out the scan and the kid can even take a copy of their artwork home to put on the fridge!
    Hello?
    Just give the kid his damn artwork after you scan it.
    This is another example of thinking too hard, and you'll be filing it next to Microsoft Barney.
    I'm betting you'll see good voice recognition before you see this thing go pervasive.

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  97. A recherche du scanners perdus by vaxer · · Score: 1

    "Dammit! Who's been dunking madeleines in tea and sticking them on the scanner bed again?"

  98. About which one has data in the first place by Mattness · · Score: 1

    This could be great for archaelogists, police records, biologists, astronomers. One could use any device for detecting a memento which would be the key for retrieving all info on the object. For example a scan of a particular artifact would bring up all data on that artifact that an archaelogist or many archaelogists had saved. Instead of using a scanner one could use much more sensitive devices and create very large memento profiles for complex items. This could be developed for archiving data of all sorts, especially for collecting data on one subject from a wide variety of sources and data types. Anyone who thinks this is useless does not spend enough time in the real world. Real object recognition is totally necessary to have any way of compiling information about real objects with machines.

    1. Re:About which one has data in the first place by Mattness · · Score: 1

      Ironic that people are ridiculing having to pull out a sea shell to recall files about a trip to the beach. I seriously doubt that an actual person would be recalling the memento, but a machine rather would be maintaining the memento such that one would not be limited by language to find information about a natural object, whether it be a protein, a shell, a star, a bullet or DNA, your memento retrieving DBMS could find all information available as soon as it detected a possible memento object. This could be a labor saving step in collecting, organizing and sharing data.

  99. for mom and dad, not you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is an interface for mom and dad, not for someone who understands what a hierarchical filesystem is. This is for someone who thinks computers (by which I mean PCs and laptops) belong in the office and not the living room. It's not trying to be a better storage and retrieval system for power users, or for added security, or anything like that. Personally I'd much rather show friends pictures of my vacation by putting a memento from the trip on a screen than by having to boot my computer, start up mozilla, go to a web site etc. etc. That type of technology and interaction doesn't belong in my living room.

    James

  100. Another stupid "AI" like idea by Oryx3 · · Score: 1

    I think they got the idea from the associative nature of human memory.

    Unfortunately, this would really only be of value in a semantic web of such memento objects, with an inference engine that could automatically create useful associations between them.

    Not just a traditional filing system like the article seems to describe. We already have a system that works for that: it's called ... surprise! ... a filesystem.

  101. Re:In the world of the future... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    World of the future? Where the hell have you been for the past 30 years.

  102. Re:Johnny Mneumonic: True in the Movie, not the st by ugglan · · Score: 1

    > Yeah, well, when you find a corporation which has killed 100 million people the way communism has, be sure to let us know...

    Tobacco companies are getting there, running up an estimated 80 million by now.

    http://www.druglibrary.org/schaffer/tobacco/who- to bacco.htm

    http://users.erols.com/mwhite28/warstat8.htm#Smo ki ng

  103. from the I've-seen-this-before dept. by jomiller · · Score: 1

    Doesn't anyone remember Johny Nuemonic? This was how they enctrypted the information in and out of his head. You know, that whole fight with the picture getting cut in half. Remember how much trouble that caused. I still say a password would work better. At least you can't lose or damage it, and for the love of god it isn't that hard to remember them, if you don't set your computer to remember everything. That, and, in the end, the user will just put a copy of the picture on their computer (likely named "password image" or "key picture"), anyway.

  104. Re:Asspass by CwazyWabbit · · Score: 1

    I went to a smart card exhibition for work and there was a lot of stuff about bio security such as retinal scans and fingerprints.

    One thing we were told was that there are only so many unique features on the human body (I'm trying hard to remember exactly how many) and that one of them was in fact your anus print.

    I'd love to see goatse man's ID card ;)

  105. Re:Asspass by mrmeval · · Score: 1

    Heh, I hate biometrics. If it can be copied, it's worthless.

    Those signature collectors for credit cards are not legally binding though I assume a jury would rule so if it came to trial. It would be real easy for an ailing company to slurp off pocket change and be protected by using such captured data, or slip the data out to someone who'll kick back some money.

    Biometrics are hard to forge, but hacking whether hardware or wetware hacking is as easy as it always has been.

    Shared secrets are the way I want to go, preferably with a third party moderating (not the grubermint).

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  106. Re:Asspass by CwazyWabbit · · Score: 1

    Heh, I hate biometrics. If it can be copied, it's worthless.

    I dread to think how you would copy goatse's anal print.

    Any single security system would work better in conjunction with another. Your post reminded me of this similar story story (also duped) about using images as passwords. Assuming there was a limited set of mementos in an environment, you could use them as an index key and also as part of an auth system along with biometrics.

    Thinking about it, it could make for decent security in some situations with people who do not use good passwords. It's obviously slower though.

    And OT, captured signatures will go into decline as PIN transactions come in and then become the only customer verification method; customer not present fraud will be harder to get rid of though.

  107. What if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uuhm, I wonder if Gyno's will use it. They can personalise their clients files.

  108. Re:Asspass by mrmeval · · Score: 1

    If access can be had the key can be copied. Granted using some massaged binary from an image to encrypt something is interesting, but stuff changes over time and could become worthless unless the generated key was stored. If it were too sloppy then it'd be about as useful as voice print identification.

    Information that is of a 'slightly less than life threatening' level could be stored off as a shared secret with severel trusted key management companies and/or friends. Reliability of either determines the number of shares and the number of shares needed to remake the secret.

    But if I cannot remember the password, nor keep the password stored securely I don't need or deserve the privacy and should act accordingly so as to avoid social or legal consequences.

    As to copying any biometric, the data has to be stored at some point. Unless I have hardware (smart card) which I authorize with a biomentric scan that does the challenge/response with a private/secret key pair then I GIVE THAT BIOMETRIC DATA to whomever scans it for authorization. So I wound'nt be able to copy an asspass but uber hacker could get hold of the digital data, either hacking the soft/hardware of the machines storing the data or by using a really nice axe on the wetware managing the machines storing the data.

    Chop...chop, how do I get all the retinal scans?
    No?
    Chop...chop....Now?
    No?
    U. Hacker consults wireless PDA.
    Your daughter has brown hair and blue eyes and a teddy bear named Chuck, she should be leaving school about...now.........

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