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The Neverending Sex.com Story

fwc writes "This has to be the story which will never end. Back in 1996, Steven Cohen "stole" sex.com from its original owner (Gary Kremen) by forging a letter to Network Solutions asking for the domain to be transferred to him. Subsequently Kremen sued to get the domain name returned. Through what seemed to be a neverending parade of lawsuits and judgements (Documented on slashdot here, here, here and here, and also in several other places), Kremen finally got his domain back and Cohen was ordered to pay $65 million in damages. In the latest twist, Cohen is asking the US Supreme Court to overturn the verdict of the lower courts by claiming that he owned the sex.com trademark prior to Kremen registering the domain. This should prove interesting since it looks like the filing at the USPTO occured two years after the domain was originally registered."

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  1. Why want? by Malicious · · Score: 4, Funny

    Who would want that domain?
    You won't be able to send spam (I don't accept any email that contains the word sex, espescially in the address)
    You'll be blocked by every single netnanny on the planet.
    Your only visitors will be minors, who don't know how to search for porn, besides typing "sex" into the address bar.
    Doesn't sound like the best audience to me.

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    1. Re:Why want? by yatest5 · · Score: 4, Funny
      Your only visitors will be minors

      Well, they've got nothing much else to do these days what with the sweeping redundancies and the move to cheaper, foreign imports - leave them alone!

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    2. Re:Why want? by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 3, Funny

      i'd know what to do with it: the ultimate sex search engine...i'll leave it as an exercise to the trolls to come up with a name...

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    3. Re:Why want? by Zach+Garner · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't worry, I've got .uk blocked as well!

    4. Re:Why want? by pldms · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't worry, I've got .uk blocked as well!

      Clever. Additionally removing Scunthorpe, Peeover and hundreds of other dubious place names from your mailbox :-)

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    5. Re:Why want? by drunk_as_in_beer · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't accept any email that contains the word sex, espescially in the address

      Wow.. I could never do that, as I have a lot of legitimate e-mail that contains the word "sex" in it. But that's because I have a lot of horny female friends...

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    6. Re:Why want? by cHiphead · · Score: 3, Funny

      I would block .fr, but I don't watch Fox News. sorry.

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    7. Re:Why want? by jdreed1024 · · Score: 5, Funny
      (I don't accept any email that contains the word sex, espescially in the address)

      And slashdotters wonder why they're single. I, on the other hand, allow the word "sex" in e-mails, and because of this, have gotten numerous e-mails from eastern european girls who want to marry me or from lonely housewives who want to chat when their husbands are away. Now, which one to choose...

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    8. Re:Why want? by Spunk · · Score: 4, Funny

      spoogle.

    9. Re:Why want? by meringuoid · · Score: 3, Funny

      In the UK, there are the counties of Essex, Middlesex and Sussex. There is also the region of Wessex.

      Not to mention the town of Scunthorpe, which has triggered many a naive filter...

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    10. Re:Why want? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      You mean .freedom

    11. Re:Why want? by sirinek · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh come on, Dildo, Newfoundland has them all beat!

    12. Re:Why want? by rembem · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't forget Fucking, Austria.

    13. Re:Why want? by teasea · · Score: 2, Funny
      Since we're on the subject, how about Intercourse, PA.

    14. Re:Why want? by inkedmn · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't accept any email that contains the word sex, espescially in the address

      seriously, when was the last time anybody got porn spam that actually contained the word "sex"? /me adds "hardcore monkey fisting" and "lesbo fuckorama" filters to spamassassin...

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  2. Prior art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I could try to make some joke about there having to be some prior art concerning sex, but I think this subject has been "beaten" to death... as it were.

  3. Neverending Sex .com bust by jkrise · · Score: 0, Funny

    No wonder they're fighting hard to keep the name.

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  4. When Kremen get back his domain... by borgdows · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...the first thing to do is to create http://goatse.sex.com ! Then, he'll be RICH!!

  5. Please.. by CausticWindow · · Score: 1, Funny

    End this petty dispute. I want to start using it.

    In the meantime, cocks.com is a good substitute.

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  6. pointless by DaLiNKz · · Score: 1, Funny

    "lets fight over a domain that only red necks and kids at school will visit".

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  7. Those were the days... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    here, here, here and here
    when there were months between slashdot stories covering the same topic ;)
  8. Of all the people in the world by _underSCORE · · Score: 3, Funny

    Who I share a name with, why, oh why, did it have to be this jerk?

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    1. Re:Of all the people in the world by rakaz · · Score: 2, Funny

      So... basically you are saying he stole his real name from you... That bastard!

  9. Re:This never would have happened by rf0 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I will say that Network Solutions surpised me once in that I rang up as needed some DNS servers changed (old domain so web interface didn't work). I though that it would take ages to get sorted. Loads of faxing etc. However rang up, got through to CS, said what I wanted to do and had it done 10 minutes. However I guess that I just got lucky that day

    Rus

  10. Wetwang by Martin+Spamer · · Score: 4, Funny

    My favourite wierd place name is Wetwangin yorkshire, UK.

  11. So "sex" is trademarket? by peter303 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Then you have to pay a royalty everytime you do sex?

    1. Re:So "sex" is trademarket? by Drakkar · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm doing this already, so no big difference

  12. WRONG! by peterpi · · Score: 3, Funny
    "This has to be the story which will never end. Back in 1996, Steven Cohen "stole" sex.com from it is original owner (Gary Kremen) by forging a letter to Network Solutions asking for the domain to be transferred to him."

    That doesn't make any sense. You might want to click here

    1. Re:WRONG! by arkanes · · Score: 5, Funny

      You know whats REALLY funnny? When you put that into google so you could have a scathing link, you misspelled apostrophe. Note the spell=1 on the url.

  13. First use date, 1979? by Feanturi · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've never looked at a trademark patent before, but what does it mean near the bottom, First use date, and First commerce use? Was this guy telling them in 1996 when he filed, that he had first used 'sex.com' in 1979? What?? Or am I missing something?

  14. Wrong TLD by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2, Funny

    Shouldn't "sex" be an .org? Or, perhaps multiple .orgs

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  15. Rip off! by beyond_the_blue · · Score: 2, Funny

    Man, because of the title of this article, "The Neverending Sex.com Story," I was expecting some kind of eternaly-updating fictional erotica on Sex.com.

    Instead, I just get some boring old dissertation on who owns the domain.

    Oh well, back to work I go.

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