Aimee Deep Interview

More Aimee Pictures by Anonymous Coward · 2003-05-31 14:02 · Score: 5, Informative

Re:More Aimee Pictures by Uart · 2003-05-31 18:50 · Score: 2, Funny

Wow -- so, basically all of the boobies have left FARK and ended up here...

excellent.

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Uh oh by cscx · 2003-05-31 14:03 · Score: 4, Funny

You post something like this on Slashdot? I hear the wrists flailing away as a rush of furious masturbation is about to begin...

Re:Uh oh by doormat · 2003-05-31 14:08 · Score: 4, Funny

Yea, I figure thats why we have so few responces for this sub in the first minutes of posting.

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Re:Uh oh by hitzroth · 2003-05-31 14:13 · Score: 5, Insightful

How about the sound of thousands of eyes rolling at the parroted cyber-libertarian cliches? Yeah, she's "only" 18, but couldn't she come up with something creative, or at least interesting to say? Whoops, I forgot, perky boobs in a camo bikini let one get away with shit like that. I apologize for the interuption, let the fapping continue.

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Re:Uh oh by l810c · 2003-05-31 14:26 · Score: 4, Funny

Yea, I figure thats why we have so few responces for this sub in the first minutes of posting.
Wwwweeeellll, Iii wwwaassss tttrryyyiiinngg ttoo ppoossst, bbuutt allll mmyyy kkeeyyysss aarree ssttuucckkk ttooggeettthhheeerrr.
Re:Uh oh by jasonditz · 2003-05-31 15:30 · Score: 3, Informative

In all fairness she might just be an airhead.

I mean, its not like she made AIMster, she's just the yummy looking barely legal girl used to market it.

Well I sure as Hell Wouldnt by deathcow · 2003-05-31 14:04 · Score: 3, Funny

Kick her out of my download queue for eating crackers.

Aimee Deep? by Gortbusters.org · 2003-05-31 14:05 · Score: 4, Funny

Lord have mercy on all the jokes that come with that last name.

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Re:Aimee Deep? by critter_hunter · 2003-05-31 14:59 · Score: 2, Funny

Not to mention that Aimée means "love" in french (from where the name no doubts originate). So, she likes it deep eh?

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Re:Aimee Deep? by krumms · 2003-05-31 19:15 · Score: 2, Funny

Lord have mercy on all the jokes that come with that last name.

You just made me cry.

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Should've Used Your Real Account by Anonymous Coward · 2003-05-31 14:06 · Score: 3, Funny

Finally, someone who DESERVES to whore karma!

Danger danger! by mrjive · 2003-05-31 14:06 · Score: 3, Funny

Does her father know she dresses like that?

Yowza!

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Re:Danger danger! by kin_korn_karn · 2003-05-31 15:29 · Score: 4, Interesting

It never ceases to amaze me how nit-picky geek guys are about women.

I knew a guy once that looked like Beavis. I'm not kidding. The guy was the spitting image of Beavis, down to the hair, oversize head, and everything. He'd never had a girlfriend in his life. Various women would show interest in him (never mind how desperate they must have been), but he rejected them, because they weren't supermodel-caliber in the facial appearance and body departments.

Who the hell was this Beavis to care? But he did. And as far as I know he's still never had a girlfriend.
Re:Danger danger! by IceAgeComing · 2003-05-31 18:09 · Score: 3, Insightful

It never ceases to amaze me how nit-picky geek guys are about women.

There's an easy explanation. Geeks hide their fear of relationships behind their "high standards". Set your standards high enough and you'll never have to cope with the difficulties of relationships again.

Of course I'm talking from experience.

Kinda like me... by Anonymous Coward · 2003-05-31 14:07 · Score: 5, Funny

My father asked me to wear a bikini for some pictures on his company's website. Too bad I'm a guy.

Attractive?? by leandrod · 2003-05-31 14:07 · Score: 2, Interesting

Judging from the photo at the linked home page, people's tastes are degrading so much as to warrant my suspicion about us slipping into a new Middle Ages.

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Er... by Synithium · 2003-05-31 14:09 · Score: 2, Funny

It's like the co-founder of the company I work for. Whenever some buzz issue comes up he is an instant expert on it.

On a side note, this chick is hot.

Mod this down please, i can't believe i wrote it.

Heh, met her by Ryvar · 2003-05-31 14:12 · Score: 4, Interesting

Back when her father was just starting Madster I met him and Aimee while the guy working behind their local CompUSA's Upgrades (read: Help) Desk (Albany NY region) - got to chatting about filesharing and some of the finer legal points (particularly the differences between what we do see and ought to see) of it with them.

I dunno, she just wasn't that hot in person . . . a little too much makeup. I honestly think her father encourages it - he seemed quite proud of her being all tarted up (and I say this as a completely amoral individual - it was a bit ridiculous).

Re:Heh, met her by Wannabe+Code+Monkey · 2003-05-31 18:10 · Score: 2, Interesting

First of all... He worked at the CompuUSA in Albany?? I've gone there so many times, and to think I could have met a (semi-)famous person.

Second of all I remember trying aimster about two years ago and thinking how great it would be to have a tool in conjunction with aim so that I could share files with my friends on my buddy list.

I soon found out that aimster had very very little integration with aim, and aim's file transfer capabilities. They made it seem like it was almost like an (unauthorized) add on component for aim or something. I emailed their tech support confused and wondering where the integration with aim was, and told them what it looked like to me. The response I got back basically admitted to exactly what I thought. I was actually kinda stunned at the honesty.

I haven't even thought about aimster in years, maybe it's worth a new look.

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Uh... by cybermace5 · 2003-05-31 14:14 · Score: 5, Funny

She says she hopes to fall in love, and asks "Any takers?"

*raises a hand*

Please please please mod me up to +5, so if she reads Slashdot she'll see my post!

C'mon guys...

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Re:Uh... by fobbman · 2003-05-31 16:05 · Score: 4, Funny

Ya might wanna know that she's been file shared a bit herself, if ya know what I mean.

Better scan for viruses before you stick that on your hard drive.

Re:what did she have to say besides looking good? by Theodore+Logan · 2003-05-31 14:15 · Score: 5, Interesting

I agree - this is ridiculous. There's a saying: "You used to be famous because you were somebody. Now you're somebody because you're famous."

Sure, we'd all like to see her naked and petrified with hot grits down her pants, and, like another poster said, lord have mercy on all the jokes that come with that name, but who on Slashdot could possibly care what an 18 year old poster girl has to say about the legal issues of IP?

Spare me.

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Is it me or... by irabinovitch · 2003-05-31 14:15 · Score: 2, Funny

Is it me or did she basically sound like a giddy 12 year old in that interview. Usually it helps to answer the question the interiewer is actually asking.

Why do so many women by Anonymous Coward · 2003-05-31 14:18 · Score: 2, Insightful

use their body and fliting to get ahead, don't they ever want to be judged by their mind and merrits? even when you click the link for the interview her picture still stays there taking up half the frame, like its part of the content or something, and the first question is just flirty remarks.

That being said my nipples are hard and she has a great future ahead of her.

I figured it out by heli0 · 2003-05-31 14:21 · Score: 2, Funny

I finally figured out who this chick is from this story. It's "Aimee-Deep-Boobies-for-the-boys.png

I talked to her agent. If you want her to model with guns for you it is $500/hr.

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Uhh by ogre2112 · 2003-05-31 14:25 · Score: 5, Insightful

Who gives a shit?

No, seriously. This is like interviewing Anna Nicole Smith. She got famous from
showing her tits, and now all of the sudden we're supposed to be interested in her message ?

Re:Er... by smittyoneeach · 2003-05-31 14:26 · Score: 4, Funny

For god's sake man, this is a geek girl.
Anything under 19 stone is Venus.

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Ah, Slashdot... by shigelojoe · 2003-05-31 14:26 · Score: 2, Funny

A place where cute girls' names end with a file extension.

How romantic.

If I owned Madster... by CptChipJew · 2003-05-31 14:26 · Score: 5, Funny

I wouldn't have my own daughter parade around like that.

I say this of course, because she has a spare tire. ::drum roll::

Really though, Madster must be low on funds, because you can hire perfect 10's with much lower morals to do this stuff. I mean, look at the Linux Girl. Yum.

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Re:If I owned Madster... by starnix · 2003-05-31 20:39 · Score: 2, Funny

Just because you can't get chicks that look that good doesnt mean you have to pretend you dont like them. We're all friends here. Stop lying to yourself.

Don't forget by Evro · 2003-05-31 14:26 · Score: 5, Informative

Everything you think you know about aimster is a complete lie. See my journal for details. In short, she had nothing to do with Aimster, nor is her name even Aimee - that was a fabrication to evade AOL's trademark lawyers (which failed miserably, which is why it's now called "Madster" - her name is Madeline). Aimster/Madster is operated by a thief and a felon (his "business partner"). As far as I can tell, the "music pundit" site is written by a third party - probably a professional writer - with all website "comments" being filtered by "Aimee's" dad.

I find it sad that Greplaw would stoop this low, but since John is a Harvard alum I guess it's easily possible that he arranged this "interview" to drum up press.

As for the interview itself, I would like to know how it was conducted. It looks to me like it was conducted over AIM, in which case I'm sure John either wrote the responses himself or was standing over the typist's shoulder coaching him/her. If it was conducted over telephone or in person I'd be very surprised.

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Re:Don't forget by appleLaserWriter · 2003-05-31 14:53 · Score: 3, Funny

No one can be told what Aimee is. You have to see her for yourself. This is your last chance. After this there is no turning back.
Re:Don't forget by 1029 · 2003-05-31 16:37 · Score: 2, Insightful

As for the interview itself, I would like to know how it was conducted. It looks to me like it was conducted over AIM, in which case I'm sure John either wrote the responses himself or was standing over the typist's shoulder coaching him/her. If it was conducted over telephone or in person I'd be very surprised.

Wow, rather intimidated by good looking women aren't you? So let me get this straight, from the lack of evidence to suggest she is a brainless twit, it would appear that she couldn't have typed the answers herself because:
A) She is a girl
B) She is a hot girl (as if looks relate to brains in any way)
C) She is only 18
D) Someone else (not her) involved in Aimster is a felon (BTW, if you have ever used a P2P system, you are probably a thief, maybe even a felon)

Would you have the same contempt if it were an 18 year old male "hacker"?

I can't honestly say I know for sure that she is very smart, or concerned about any of the issues brought up in the interview. But what reason does anyone have to doubt her intelligence?

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Ya know... by istartedi · 2003-05-31 14:26 · Score: 2, Insightful

...I was gonna post and say "who cares about the interview, why not just go straight to the pictorial?" but you beat me to it. Well done!

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Aimee Deep? by Kurt+Russell · 2003-05-31 14:27 · Score: 2, Funny

I'm 18 and a Senior at Cohoes Public High School in Cohoes, New York. When I graduate, I hope to start a publishing company so that I can - yes, you heard right - make money from selling copyrighted art.

With a name like that the only "art" you're gonna sell is porn.

Re:what did she have to say besides looking good? by localman · 2003-05-31 14:29 · Score: 4, Insightful

I haven't even looked at the blog, so I'm talking out my ass here but...

who on Slashdot could possibly care what an 18 year old poster girl has to say about the legal issues of IP?

When did anyone on slashdot get such pompous standards as to what they read? God bless this site, but for Bob's sake it's nothing but a bunch of 18 year old (physically or otherwise) boys spouting off on the legal issues of IP and occasionally even more weighty topics.

If there's one place that M. Nobody Inparticular can feel free to spout off like an authority on any topic, it's got to be slashdot.

So - not to get too serious - but is the problem that she's a girl?

Cheers.

Aimee who? by mnemonic_ · 2003-05-31 14:32 · Score: 2, Interesting

Has anyone heard of this person? Does anyone care?

Meh... by Cornelius+Chesterfie · 2003-05-31 14:34 · Score: 2, Interesting

Kinda off-topic, but if she's 18 now, and she's been a "poster girl" for years...no, nevermind.

I worry about the sexualization (sp) of underage girls on the internet. I remember those "post pictures of hot chicks" threads at the Something Awful forums that had way too many underage girls. Perhaps an unspoken fetish?

Re:wow by Phosphor3k · 2003-05-31 14:38 · Score: 2, Funny

North American Marlin Brando Look-alike Association?

Scoring option needed... by aztektum · 2003-05-31 14:40 · Score: 5, Funny

+1 Desperate

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Re:what did she have to say besides looking good? by Theodore+Logan · 2003-05-31 14:41 · Score: 3, Interesting

God bless this site, but for Bob's sake it's nothing but a bunch of 18 year old (physically or otherwise) boys spouting off on the legal issues of IP and occasionally even more weighty topics.

If there's one place that M. Nobody Inparticular can feel free to spout off like an authority on any topic, it's got to be slashdot.

So - not to get too serious - but is the problem that she's a girl?

No, the problem is that the pompous rants of the average 18 year old Slashdotter doesn't make the headlines - at best they get a +2, informative. Why should it be any different just because somebody's got a set of boobs?

I get enough of the obsession with sex at practically every other magazine, news site, TV channel etc. ad nauseam nowadays. Even the computer games magazines try to sell a few more issues with a hot chick on the cover, for Christ's sake. I want to believe Slashdot is an exception. I come here to read about tech, and to find this nonsensical celebrity worship over here as well just pisses me off.

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OK, let me get this straight.... by tsvk · 2003-05-31 14:41 · Score: 3, Funny

she's really cute, pretty and good-looking
she's 18
she seems intellectual and bright (has a position regarding Internet rights, privacy, is pro-EFF and anti-RIAA/MPAA, etc.)
...and yet she's single and needs to bring that forward by saying "Any takers?" and "I'm looking for Mr. Right." in an interview?

I don't get it. She's like the Slashdotter's perfect girlfriend.... Erm.... Well... BTW, anyone have her phone-number?

Re:OK, let me get this straight.... by nmos · 2003-05-31 16:16 · Score: 2, Insightful

It's called MARKETING!

Damnit by mao+che+minh · 2003-05-31 14:48 · Score: 4, Funny

I just got done doing the boyfriend thing and taking my girl and her little sister to "Finding Nemo". We got back and I fired up the computer, and was browsing Slashdot. She was like "what is that site anyways" (because it is up in a browser almost everytime she goes to use the computer) and I gave the canned response "it's a site where a lot of us computer pro's come to discuss technology and what not. Nothing that you would be interested in". She has found my hidden porn archives twice already, and I could see her growing skepticism.

So I show her the newest story, hoping to clarify things, and click the link.....up comes a woman looking alot like her (my type: tanned, "hand sized", long hair....).....thanks a fucking lot guys. I'm gonna have to spend like $50 in flowers and shit now!

Re:what did she have to say besides looking good? by Theodore+Logan · 2003-05-31 14:50 · Score: 2, Informative

How can she be naked and have hot grits down her pants?

Maybe that was why she removed them in the first place?

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"it's a site where a lot of us computer pro's..." by SaDan · 2003-05-31 14:54 · Score: 2, Funny

Could you kindly point out where these "pro's" have been hiding? Thanks.

And don't blame Slashdot for ruining your relationship. This site certianly isn't for people who have lives.

Highly attractive cover-girl? No. Pointless? Yes by WIAKywbfatw · 2003-05-31 14:56 · Score: 4, Insightful

Highly attractive? Well, that's open to debate. Let's just say that I wouldn't look twice at her but, from the posts I've seen so far, there are obviously some people out there who would kill their mothers to meet this girl.

Speaking of "girl", that's exactly what she is: a girl and not a woman. If a thinly-veiled opportunity to lust over someone who's not even out of her teens is considered "News for Nerds" or "Stuff that matters" then is it any wonder that Slashdot is often laughed at by more mainstream news outlets and (IIRC) blocked by some parental control software? And I haven't even mentioned sexism.

Anyhow, all that could be excused if she had something useful (informative, insightful, interesting, funny or any combination thereof) to say. But, clearly, she doesn't. What next: interviews with Cameron Diaz on her favourite websites?

Seriously, between this story and the earlier story about (shock, horror) a review of a mobile phone, this must have been a seriously slow news day. Personally, I think it's sad that the Slashdot editors haven't yet grasped the concept that publishing for publishing's sake is a mistake rather than a necessity.

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Re:yeeek! you guys would spank over a menstrating by elmegil · 2003-05-31 15:33 · Score: 4, Insightful

Some people like women who actually feel like women rather than skeletons. Her gut is not gross just because it's not anorexic. THIS is what a gross gut looks like. (warning, image is not for the faint of heart; it's no tubgirl, but you've been warned).

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Cohoes?? by WebMasterJoe · 2003-05-31 15:35 · Score: 2, Insightful

I am just surprised that she lives that close to me! (Cohoes is a town just north of RPI, and about ten minutes down the road from Albany) I feel a bit too old for an 18-year-old geek model, though.

Is it suddenly not acceptable for slashdotters to joke about the stereotypical single-34-year-old-living-in-mom's-basement image? Seems like I see a lot of posts on here along the lines of "hey, she's not so hot, I can do better than that!" No, you can't. That's why you're posting to slashdot. If you could, you'd be doing something else on a saturday night. :)

I get the feeling that a lot of the people here complaining that she isn't so good looking have a hidden agenda - trash-talk the attractive girl, so the other geeks think you're fighting off women with a stick. It didn't work for me, I just assumed you took a break from the pr0n to read some slashdot. I for one think she's attractive, maybe not supermodel attractive, but if I saw her on the street I'd take notice. And she lives nearby so I might just see her on the street! Then I can be all like, hey, you're that girl from Aimster, and she'd be all like yeah, that's me baby, what's up, and I'd be all like nothin, what's up with you, wanna go out for a beer, and she'd be all like I can't, I'm only 18, and I'd be like hey, how about if I bought you some beer and we drank it over at my place, and stuff. (Sorry, I'm in the middle of moving, so I'm exhausted and all I have set up is my computer)

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Obviously the work of an RIAA Mole by Anonymous Coward · 2003-05-31 15:37 · Score: 2, Funny

Naturally someone working for the RIAA would post things like this to discredit her.

HE WORKED FOR THE COMPANY, MAYBE? by Ryvar · 2003-05-31 15:40 · Score: 2, Interesting

Please note he mentions in his journal holding the source for the Mac version of Aimster/Madster hostage in PGP encrypted form because John Deep won't pay him? Is that a clue?

Nevermind that Mr. Deep has been quoted several times here on Slashdot when Aimster/Madster finds itself in another lawsuit.

Personally, I met the guy while working at their local CompUSA a few years back. He didn't seem like a tool (though his daughter looked like a cheap whore) but after reading Evro's journal (Evro would you do another update? Good read) I'm fairly convinced.

Re:what did she have to say besides looking good? by happystink · 2003-05-31 16:50 · Score: 4, Funny

Dude, the average slashdotter, 18 or not, has an impressive set of boobs. Your sentence should have read "Why should it be any different just because somebody's got a set of boobs (and is a girl)?"

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A girls point of view by ahbe · 2003-05-31 16:57 · Score: 2, Insightful

Ok, Just for the record I am a happily married straight male. As I was browsing through the posts, most of them sound like a bunch of sex crazed 16 year old boys. Ok, this might be a long shot, but are there any girls who read slashdot? Ok stop laughting, I'm serious. I would like to know what the ladies of slashdot think of this Aimee Deep girl. Once you take away the tits, whats left?

Re:A girls point of view by TI-83 · 2003-05-31 18:52 · Score: 2, Insightful

a girl's reaction...

From the interview and her website, she seems wicked shallow. Please excuse my geek-girl preconceptions, but I doubt she is all that geeky... offering kisses and posing in bikinis? Her opinions are not well-developed, either, or at least she doesn't take the opportunity of the interview to express them: "They're only like the greatest, coolest civil liberties group on the whole planet." (on the EFF) Also: would a geek willingly make themselves look stupid? She did't seem to listen to Mikael Pawlo's questions at all.

Personally, I don't think I could find common ground with her.

plus the "artist unbound" shit... that's just tacky. the repetition, that is.

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Re:A girls point of view by Charmeine · 2003-06-01 10:19 · Score: 2, Insightful

I would also like to know how many girls post to Slashdot, just curious - but doesn't seem like many? Hmm. Girls, please let me know.

I cannot form an opinion of Aimee because I don't think it fair to base an opinion of someone on O/L stuff.

The interview was no-brained but as people have said, it was prolly a marketing ploy.

The piccy on musicpundit did not seem attractive to me. The ones posted by Anonymous Coward (you coward! tsk!) were nicer.

And (threads above)it's a bit brutal to slag off girls that are naturally skinny. You are how you are.

As for taking away the tits and what's left? Well, that depends on the girl. She will eventually be shown to have a brain or not, so that remains to be seen. And taking away her tits won't make her a man.

16 year old males on Slashdot? Surely not! But if they liked the piccys that much (and I do wonder why) who's to begrudge them the thrill?

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Re:A girls point of view by stanwirth · 2003-06-01 11:31 · Score: 2, Insightful
I would like to know what the ladies of slashdot think of this Aimee Deep girl.

Well, since you asked...

Being a teenaged girl does NOT let her off the hook. You are a combination of what you do and how you communicate it.

Aimee Deep is clearly just a "scene whore." Big deal. She'll probably grow up to be one of those women "in IT" who've never written a line of code in their lives. Typical.

When I was her age, I:
- had already been accepted to several top engineering schools
- was already attending Cornell's College of Engineering (not far from Cohoes)
- was already working as a programmer on campus
- had already completed a semester of undergraduate CS
- had been programming in high school computer club for several years. That's programming, not surfing.
My neighbor has 2 daughters. The younger has an IQ of 160, and builds and programmes Lego Mindstorms with Linx/esterel, and the older programmes in PERL under linux and is training to be an airplane pilot. They're 12 and 16, respectively.

Its just plain wrong that all of their accomplishments will only subject them to comparison with a stupid girl like Aimee Deep, "yes, maybe she can programme, but how does she look in a bikini."

For crissakes, we train as programmers, airplane pilots, engineers so that our work can be objectively judged on its merits, not on the exposure of our breasts! If we wanted to be judged on our breasts, we would have gone into fields where there are no objective measures beyond "36-24-36".

Touting a stupid girl like Aimee Deep as a "geek girl" creates a situation where women who are highly trained, highly educated, and have decades of technical experience-- get lumped in with the stupid little girls in the line-up. With an undergraduate degree in engineering, a Ph.D in physics and 25 years of professional programming experience, I still have to fight the "oh, look she knows what all these big words mean, maybe she can write our documentation for us, and hey joe, are you getting any off of her, nudge nudge, wink wink" attitude.

Quite frankly, I'm utterly disgusted at Aimee's father's putting her up as a cheesecake scene whore and then trying to claim she's some kind of "geek girl" when she's anything but. The interview only reveals her stupidity.
If she were a brilliant programmer, engineer, pilot, physicist, musician, artist, whatever, and happened to be stunningly beautiful, it would be like, "well... maybe her looks have helped her get ahead, but how is that different than a tall guy with a gorgeous voice and beautiful manners using his personal attributes to help sell his software?" There's lots of good software out there, but something has to work and something has to have been created . This gal claims to be creative , but is she making the music ? No. Is she writing the software? No.
Unfortunately, Aimee Deep is pretty ordinary in the looks department, none too bright, and definitely not accomplished in anything useful or creating anything worthwhile. At best, she's a cheerleader for EFF. yawn!

Truly pathetic.

the truth by Anonymous Coward · 2003-05-31 18:01 · Score: 2, Funny

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This is the English translation... by ites · 2003-05-31 19:14 · Score: 2

LawGeek writes "Aimee Deep is probably most famously known as the face that demonstrated that geeks are easily manipulated by a sweet smile and the promise of a pair of tits. It says here that I'm supposed to call her "highly attractive", and that's fine, cause I've had a few, and goddam, even my cat is starting to make eyes at me. Anyhow, back to the quote whoring. Since being exploited by her obnoxious dad (boy, do I hate that bastard) as a cheap and nasty (can I say "nasty"? I mean, she's actually quite sweet, especially when she does that "can I sit on your lap and get a lolipop thing") cover girl for his cheap and nasty Napster knockoff business. He keeps telling me some big corporation is going to buy his company for billions. Damn, where was I. Oh, yeah... Since being exploited from the underage of 16 as a face for her dad's corrupt and tortured business dealings, lots of geeks seem to have gotten the hots for her. Something to do with her pics appearing on a.b.p.teen, maybe. So, we've decided it's time to give her a brain as well as tits, and we've now invented an "interview" (haha!) with my old buddy Mikael Pawlo, who will do anything for a couple of gins and a quick one behind the bar. Oh shit, can I delete that? Anyhow, he "interviewed" the girl, which took about five seconds. "Maddy," he said, "Is your dad home?" "Uh, dunno, lemme see... yeah". "Right, get the fuck off the phone and let me talk to him!". "Hey, you don't have to talk to me like that, you motherfuck, I'm famous!" "Yeah, whatever, just pass him to me"...

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A Quip by RoninM · 2003-05-31 20:54 · Score: 2, Funny

Says she, "I may look different, but I still feel the same on the inside." To which I say: I'll be the judge of that.

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Lowers the tone by LordK2002 · 2003-05-31 21:49 · Score: 2, Insightful

My support for the RIAA just rocketed.

Sorry, but I cannot be the only one that finds the use of clueless bikini-clad teenagers to sell an important issue rather a turn-off.

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What I want to know by The+Bungi · 2003-05-31 22:08 · Score: 2, Insightful

Is how this ties into "my rights online"?

I want my bits back by lophophore · 2003-06-01 00:37 · Score: 2

This article is pure drivel. I want my time, and my computer is so offended it is asking for the bits back. Who really gives a shit about some criminal and his slutty daughter. It must be a really slow news day for Slashdot.

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Aimee... by stor · 2003-06-01 00:39 · Score: 2, Informative

It's short for Madeleine...

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Reminds me of the ol' Blackadder Episode:

"Jane. That's a funny name for a man..."
"It's short for... Bob"

Cheers
Stor

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Is she real? by Azathoth!EDC · 2003-06-01 01:08 · Score: 3, Interesting

What nobody seems to have pointed out are that the two images of "Aimee Deep" - one on Madster.com, and one on MusicPundit.com - don't look like the same person!

Exhibit A

Exhibit B

Lisa Faulkner by mgarraha · 2003-06-01 05:07 · Score: 3, Informative

...and the picture is a (nicely) doctored ripoff of this one from FHM.

FAT? COW? by Anitra · 2003-06-01 05:31 · Score: 3, Interesting

What the hell is wrong with you? She looks like she's in pretty decent shape to me. A lot better than I was at 18, or even 15. I'm sorry that curves turn you off. I'm even more sorry that you help to perpetuate the idea that women have to starve themselves and work out obsessively to be beautiful.

If you think she's a fat cow, I'd hate to know what you think about me. (I was 17-18 when these pictures were taken.)

But if starved chicks are the only ones attractive to you, I guess you've been single for a while now, huh?

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She sounded like... by Anitra · 2003-06-01 05:52 · Score: 2, Insightful

a teenage girl. Which is exactly what she is. No, she's definitely not a geek (sorry). She does seem to know a little bit more than her peers about copyright and the courts.. which is to say, not much. There's some intelligence there - whether it's hers or she was fed some answers, I can't tell. I hope she doesn't go into a career in modeling, especially if she does actually have some brains.

Finding out that most of those pictures were taken while she was underage... all I can say is her dad must have serious problems to let her, nay encourage her, to do that.

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