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Star Wars Episode III: Behind the Scenes Webcam

securitas writes "Soon Star Wars behind-the-scenes webcam goes live when shooting for Episode III begins in Australia. 'The webcam will be moved every day, shooting live for 12 hours and then replaying in a loop while the cast is sleeping.' Of course it's only free until next week when you will have to join StarWars.com's newly relaunched site to view the cam as part of a package of services that includes online chats, outtakes and deleted scenes." I'm not sure if it's worth $20, but it's worth something....

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  1. but they're wild!!!! by sweeney37 · · Score: 5, Funny

    You thought all of your favorite Star Wars characters were wild before, but now they're even wilder!! Presenting Star Wars Gone Wild!!!

    See what happens when the cameras shut off, but the webcam stays on!! Exposed!! Uncensored!!!

    Natalie Portman, Jar Jar Binks, and George Lucas, like you've never seen them before!!

    All this for $19.95, and if you order now you'll also get Lord of the Rings: Doggy Style!! See what happens when we sent Snoop Dogg out with the Hobbits, it's steamy!!!

    Call NOW!!!

    Mike

    1. Re:but they're wild!!!! by laughing_badger · · Score: 5, Funny
      See what happens when the cameras shut off, but the webcam stays on!

      FINALLY, the answer to who shoots first!

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    2. Re:but they're wild!!!! by Pirogoeth · · Score: 2, Funny

      I hear that those jawas are the worst...

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    3. Re:but they're wild!!!! by e2d2 · · Score: 5, Funny

      You laugh but I saw Star Wars: Episode II at an IMAX theatre. I got three words for you - twenty foot nipples.

    4. Re:but they're wild!!!! by artemis67 · · Score: 2, Funny

      You laugh but I saw Star Wars: Episode II at an IMAX theatre. I got three words for you - twenty foot nipples.

      Gah! Who wants to see Jar Jar's 20 foot nipples?

  2. Who is planning on paying for this? by alen · · Score: 4, Funny

    Only George Lucas would even think of making fans pay for advertising.

  3. What it's worth... by EpsCylonB · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm not sure if it's worth $20, but it's worth something....

    Ignoring ?

  4. Just $20? by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 5, Funny

    News just in George Lucas has plans to introduce a special edition webcam for only 10 bucks more.

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    1. Re:Just $20? by Surak · · Score: 2, Funny

      THX-certified, of course.

    2. Re:Just $20? by sharkey · · Score: 4, Funny
      THX-certified, of course.

      No, the THX-certified Edition of the webcam is the next iteration AFTER the Special Edition, and BEFORE the Collectors Edition with the Silver frame around the cam window.

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  5. Big Brother... by inf0rmer · · Score: 2, Funny

    If it's like the reality TV show Big Brother count me out!

  6. Will there be... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny


    Will there be an action figure for the guy who moves the webcam?

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    1. Re:Will there be... by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 2, Funny

      In stores now!

      Not a guy but a girl would you believe?

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  7. Live Webcam? by LordYUK · · Score: 3, Funny

    Whats the point of watching a programmer digitally animate characters for 12 hours a day exactly?

    Or is this for the 12 minutes of actual real live people footage we get.

    Ep 3 will suck just like Ep 1 and 2. My only hope is that Jar Jar remains a senator until Ep 4...

    "But what of the Imperial Senate?"
    "The Emperor has dissolved it permanently"

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  8. Re:Price? by Timesprout · · Score: 5, Funny

    Where do we subscribe to see you do this ?

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  9. you too can buy the sweat from G.Lucas's armits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny


    You too can bid on these fine products

    Ashtray complete with butts
    Genuine floor sweepings from the set
    Plastic cups (as used by a brother of someone who worked there)
    Fluff from the set designers wardrobe

    stupidity, the most successful export of USA (see George Bush for details)

  10. Let me guess.... by stephenry · · Score: 4, Funny

    Let me guess, next year they'll be releasing a digitally enhanced DVD of the webcam recording.

    Steve

    1. Re:Let me guess.... by Jugalator · · Score: 2, Funny

      And of course a subscription on a webcam recording showing the production of the digitally enhanced DVD that contains the original web cam recording of the movie.

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  11. Meta-movies by grouchyDude · · Score: 2, Funny
    OK, so now we can pay more than the price of the movie to watch the movie being made, without the benefit of all that editing and such that makes the movie so "good" (hypothetically). This is just nuts!


    We can take this one more step meta and pay $40 to watch the guys installing the web cam. Maybe $80 to watch the guys filming the guys who are installing the webcam?


    Eventually, we'll be paying oodles to watch ourselves watching.

  12. 12 hours? by hackwrench · · Score: 5, Funny

    They sleep for 12 hours? Wow!

  13. Spend Your Money You Will, Yes. by AnswerIs42 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Greed is the path to the dark side.

  14. I'm waiting for... by Alpha_Nerd · · Score: 4, Funny

    the Natalie Portman shower cam :D

    Or maybe a beowulf cluster of them??

    1. Re:I'm waiting for... by sharkey · · Score: 4, Funny
      Natalie Portman shower cam

      Never happen. Putting a camera in her shower would probably petrify her.

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  15. Re:Hmmm.. by the+gnat · · Score: 3, Funny

    I haven't the faintest desire to spend a dime on anything involved with Star Wars anymore

    I'll go for the groovy special effects, and nothing else. I thought Attack of the Clones was really cool when I saw it in theaters three times, cool enough to buy on DVD. Oops. I don't go to the movies drunk any more.

  16. Re:Could you figure out the plot? by gosand · · Score: 4, Funny
    It could be worth a lot for the webcam if some really dedicated viewer is able to piece together the plot, or other spoiling elements. Although you could just wait for the DVD, which will probably have all the thousands of hours of webcam footage included.

    I am still trying to piece together the plot from that highly complex, mind-bending story called Attack of the Clones.

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  17. /. pool? by grub · · Score: 3, Funny

    We should get a /. pool going:
    "What is Lucas Eating Now?"
    Everyone throws in a buck. Winner takes the pot. Updates every 15 minutes or more often as George gets another plate of food.
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  18. Jar Jar Cam by dfn5 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Me'sa horny.

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    1. Re:Jar Jar Cam by chia_monkey · · Score: 2, Funny

      I guess that would be the only reason to pay $20. I want to see the cast and crew take that long tongue and tie it to doorknobs, maybe tie him up with it. I guess tossing it in a blender would be pretty cool too.

      Or better yet, get that gecko glue and stick the tongue onto a moving prop...

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  19. Re:Could you figure out the plot? by Captain+Rotundo · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think most every one had trouble understanding the plot of Attack of The Clones, for no reason other than its mind numbing stupidity.

  20. will there by teemu.s · · Score: 5, Funny

    .. be any special edition of all the webcam material on dvds?

  21. I think it's worth the money by buckhead_buddy · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm not sure if it's worth $20, but it's worth something....

    $20 would help pay my monthly internet access charges. So if I only have to watch for an hour each month, I'll take the money. Of course their checks need to come regularly and on-time.

  22. Are We Idiots? by WC+as+Kato · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...said Jim Ward, head of Lucas Online and vice president of Lucasfilm Ltd. "To our fans nothing is mundane; every morsel is savored and analyzed."

    Raise your hand if you feel like you've just been called an idiot.

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  23. Re:I'm Boycott the next Star Wars by lyonsden · · Score: 5, Funny

    "or sold his sole"

    Selling the bottom of his shoes? I know some fans worship the ground he walks on, but this is just ridiculous.

  24. Re:Could you figure out the plot? by giminy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Plot. Hm. Let me take a guess. *Spoiler warning*.

    Anakin has two kids with Amadala. She think he's repulsive in his mechanical suit though, and runs away. Anakin is heartbroken and becomes Vader. He and palpatine take over the empire. The rebellion forms. It gets mostly crushed somehow, before it even gets off the ground. Darkness ensues. Cue the lights and closing credits.

    I haven't watched the last two though, so I could be wrong.

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  25. Re:Hmmm.. by Pxtl · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm sorry the Mario^H^H^H^H^H Foundry scene was just the most childish insult to the audience I'd ever seen. I was half expecting to see Anikin start jumping on Goombas.

  26. Re:Price? by JPelorat · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sort of like a Jedi Jackass clip.

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  27. Can we... by 5strangers · · Score: 5, Funny

    call in and vote off the characters we don't like?

  28. Sleeping by greenhide · · Score: 2, Funny

    while the cast is sleeping

    Does Lucas realize how much money he could charge if there were webcams of that?

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  29. Natalie Portman... by illumina+us · · Score: 2, Funny

    If there is a webcam in Natalie Portman's dressing room. I'll pay for that :D

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  30. Re:Revised Plot : by mockchoi · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dude, don't quit your day job

  31. Don't forget about the volcano! by RatBastard · · Score: 4, Funny

    Don't forget the part where Anakin and Obi Wan have a huge fight (probably at what a bad kisser Anakin has become lately) on the edge of a giant volcano in which Anakin gets tossed in like some crappy old ring and struggles out all burned and battered and is turned into a cyborg (who travels back in time to kill Sarah Conner, but I digress).

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  32. Re:Could you figure out the plot? by Mr.+Neutron · · Score: 3, Funny
    I think TPM should be renamed Star Wars: Reggie White (for the extensive and impressive use of knee-jerk racial stereotypes). Meanwhile, AOTC should be renamed Star Wars: Dawson's Creek (no explanation needed). What is there to understand about the plot of either of those?

    If I have extrapolated correctly, the third movie should involve football AND corny teen romance, in space. I'm thinking something along the line of Star Wars: Varsity Blues.

    HEY! Does this mean we get to see Natalie Portman wearing a whipped cream bikini???? If so, it will make the whole, otherwise painful experience worthwhile.

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  33. Re:Could you figure out the plot? by orcus · · Score: 3, Funny

    Nah,

    Next movie we get to see Anakin voted off Jedi Island...

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  34. Re:Hmmm.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'm sorry Anakin but our princess is in another castle...

    oh come on, someone had to say it...

  35. Skywalker Ranch Webcam by Angry+Black+Man · · Score: 2, Funny

    8AM George Lucas is in bed.
    10AM Still in bed.
    12PM Still in bed.
    12:30PM Gets up, eats breakfast.
    12:45PM Shower.
    1:00PM Sits down to write Episode III script.
    1:30PM Finishes script.
    1:30-8:00PM Creates wacky alien creatures.
    8:00-9:00PM C-3PO / R2-D2 humor relief puns to use during heated battle scene.
    9:00-10:00PM Skewing Yoda's grammar so every line can rival the infamy of "Around the survivors, a perimeter create!"
    10:00PM Bed time!

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