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Microsoft Orange SPV Phone Review

Ian Bell writes "HowardChui.com just posted a review on Microsoft's new Orange SPV which is the first commercially available Smartphone. The SPV stands for Sound, Pictures, Video and you can download games like Doom or listen to MP3s on the speaker or even chat to your friends using the built-in MSN Messenger. But for all that the SPV features, there is no Bluetooth support. It still looks like a killer phone and I like that it is smaller than the PocketPC phones currently on the market."

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  1. Ad campaign? by mao+che+minh · · Score: 5, Funny
    "Can you hear me n..."

    Your phone has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down

    1. Re:Ad campaign? by jrl87 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Your phone has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down

      This is assuming you agreed to the EULA which you agreed to by: openning the box, turning on the phone, and then clicking yes to the message that appears (if you click no, the phone becomes inopperatable). Then, after you accept the EULAs you must activate your phone with a carrier and Microsoft, failure to do this will cause your phone to be inopperatable whithin 30 days.

      We, Microsoft, reserve the right to use any media for advertising or other purposes that is and/or was on any phone that was activated ... if any of this media is pertaining to Microsoft in any way, shape, or phone, you will be subject to a unlawful usage lawsuit. See article Q!@#$you for further details.

    2. Re:Ad campaign? by Red+Pointy+Tail · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Cool! It even has a blue LED backlighting!"

      "That's NOT blue LED backlighting, you dolt..."

    3. Re:Ad campaign? by beefness · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, I have had an orange SPV since it Launched in November and the phone works very well, it does lag occasioanlly, which can be very irritating, it also has a few quirks in terms of the navigation system (it just isn't very logical - sorry microsoft).

      However, it's audio quality is fantastic for such a small device, it was in fact the main reason I bought it, as for WAP? Why does anyone even comment on that any more, WAP is useless anyway. The SPV has regular internet access via GPRS, and that works perfectly (it shrinks the images and everything), much better than WAP.

      Before Microsoft issued the first software update for the SPV it was pretty clumsy, it's batteries just got sucked into a big black whole somwhere near the screen and it was missing some key functionality, for a start an app for taking and viewing a picture album with the supplied camera attachment - before the update you had to create an MMS message in order to access the camera functionality.

      I am very happy with the SPV and what it does, there is not another phone like it available on the market today and I like it because I can replace 2 devices that I always used to carry with me (my phone and my CD player) with 1 device that does what the other two did and a hell of alot more, as an early adopter of this product I am happy to live with the 2 second delay when I launch Windows Media Player if it means my pockets look less bulky.

      The SPVx is out in a month or two, which is going to be upgraded for better gaming features and hopefully will have a faster CPU, but I'll be happy with my SPV.

  2. Well... by eightball01 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Either the phone is small or his head is really big. Hard to tell.

    1. Re:Well... by vurg · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No, Howard does that all the time not to be popular. He's already popular (go to www.howardforums.com) and he's a regular in phone conventions and stuff.

  3. Better buttons please by ObviousGuy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I was deriding the Yopy a couple days ago for having a chiclet keyboard. This thing's got a chiclet keypad. Make it bigger!

    Add to that the fact that you're going to get face-grease all over the screen every time you talk on the phone. I don't see any reason to get one of these yet.

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  4. It should be the DRMSDRMPDRMV phone by corebreech · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Or does anyone here believe the sound, pictures and video won't be slathered with DRM bloat?

  5. Must be a MS powered phone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Must be a MS powered phone you have there, it was a little slow on the processing.

  6. Poor Audio? What's the point then? by orthancstone · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Guy says in the review that the audio isn't that great, thus flushing the functionality of mp3 playing and making its usefulness as a cell phone kinda crappy.

    That's a shame too because it looks like an nice phone and has some decent feature.

  7. Apple should make one! by seanthenerd · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I believe, as an Apple fan, that Apple should make a really good phone for all us geeks wishing we had big wallets. They could get Jonathan Ive to do it, and put a *scaled-down* version of OS X on it. Plus, they could call it the iPhone! (It has a *ring* to it, yuk yuk...) I would definitely buy one (if I had said big wallet).

    1. Re:Apple should make one! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Over Steve Jobs Dead body...
      http://www.arstechnica.com/archive/news/1 050185127 .html

  8. Pros vs. Cons by ELCarlsson · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Look at all the Pros. None of that makes a good phone. Who cares about a customizable today screen or an optional keyboard when the phone sucks.

    1. Re:Pros vs. Cons by jrl87 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I am interested in the technology, but, like everything else I am going to let it mature before I even think about purchasing one.
      And besides, what is actually so hard about carrying a PDA and a phone, what did people do before computers?:
      Bob: George what do you carry with you?
      George: I carry a day planner, phone book, a few rolls of quarters, and a legal pad.
      Bob: Why?
      George: So I can keep track of my day, make phone calls and produce documents
      Bob: Really, I got this new fangled smart phone that does all that plus some ... but it only works for five minutes every other half hour.

  9. he's clueless... by stewart.hector · · Score: 4, Informative

    He is obviously clueless...

    "While it seems to lack a little bit of polish as the first commercially available Smartphone, the SPV is not a bad device. "

    Erm, It isn't the first commercial smartphone. Symbian phones have been around for a while, years in fact - for example, Erccisson R380 (I think there was a version before this one?), and Nokia - the Brick - Communicator 9210 - and there was a version before this too.

    With Symbian you get a rock solid phone and software, far more than MS can possibly provide. Symbian phones have far better security and their OS isn't bloated, as opposite to MS its in pathetic (toy) OSes.

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  10. Anyone else by Grelli · · Score: 5, Funny
    Is anyone else having flashbacks to Antitrust and the SYNAPSE network that NURV was developing?

    That's just a little freaky in my books.

    1. Re:Anyone else by Geek+of+Tech · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I think you've actually got a point.

      First Microsoft went for the OS market
      Next came the browser wars
      This was followed by the battle of the servers and PDAs.
      Soon afterward came the battle for the gaming console.
      Now, I believe smart watches and smart cellphones.

      I'm havin trouble thinkin' of anything in my life Microsoft hasn't tried to take over. (All of which they've lost so far. I use Linux, Mozilla, No Server or PDA, Nintendo 64, Casio Watch and Motorola Cellphone)

      I don't cherish the thought of having one all-seeing, all-knowing presence touching every part of my daily life.

      Course maybe privacy is a wee-bit old fashioned.

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  11. I'm surprised... by DJ_CCx · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...no one's gone ahead and tried to run Linux on it yet...where's my modchip?

    1. Re:I'm surprised... by earthloop · · Score: 2, Informative

      ...no one's gone ahead and tried to run Linux on it yet...where's my modchip?

      Actually, somebody has. No mod chip required either.

      See: http://xmob.co.uk/ll.php/9

  12. Uhh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    That phone is silver, not orange.

    1. Re:Uhh... by telstar · · Score: 2, Funny

      sarcasm - n. - A cutting, often ironic remark intended to wound.

  13. Re:ridiculous phones by LordSah · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I would really like a phone to sync to my PC's PIM. I've seen a demo of a smartphone, and that was the coolest features by far...the dude just grabbed his entire contact list from outlook. I use my phone as my contact list, with no back up, because I'm too lazy to retype the whole thing. I could also see it's usefulness to send quick emails.

    I'll agree with you on the games/camera/web browsing though.

  14. Semi offtopic - BlueTooth by OmniVector · · Score: 4, Interesting


    Why the hell is it taking PDA/Cell Phone/MP3 Player/Keyboard/Mouse manufacturers so DAMN long to get bluetooth implemented as a standard across the board for syncing devices, which is what it's particulary good at - close distance, high bandwidth traffic. It's beginning to really piss me off since it has the implications to be so useful.

    I urge for the day i can use my iPod as a clicker device to go to the next slide in a presentation, or when i can set my iPod next to my laptop and automatically sync it. I urge for the day i can walk into a room with a bluetooth keychain and have my pre-programmed computer automatically turn the lights on and start playing music ala Minority report. We *HAVE* the technology to do all this, why the hell are hardware manufacturers kicking their damn heals so much?

    ok i'm done ranting
    &lt/RANT>

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    1. Re:Semi offtopic - BlueTooth by ryanvm · · Score: 3, Funny

      We *HAVE* the technology to do all this, why the hell are hardware manufacturers kicking their damn heals so much?

      You keep using that phrase, I do not think it means what you think it means.

    2. Re:Semi offtopic - BlueTooth by stickyc · · Score: 3, Informative
      I urge for the day i can walk into a room with a bluetooth keychain and have my pre-programmed computer automatically turn the lights on and start playing music ala Minority report. We *HAVE* the technology to do all this, why the hell are hardware manufacturers kicking their damn heals so much?

      I'd disagree, the solution's already there with very popular off-the-shelf hardware. All you need is:

      And your dream has come true...
  15. Why no Bluetooth support? by tickleboy2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It seems strange to me that there is no Bluetooth support... especially since it's from Microsoft. If they intigrate Bluetooth, they could definitely do a lot of cool things between it and a computer (or several devices for that matter). Maybe it's because Bluetooth isn't widely accepted yet but without the devices, how is it goint to become widely accepted?

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    1. Re:Why no Bluetooth support? by Locutus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      because it's from Microsoft is why there's not Bluetooth. They don't want device to device communications because there's not a desktop OS involved. Frankly, I'm surprised HP has pulled it off with not only supporting Bluetooth on the ipaq but also with their Linux website( handhelds.org ).

      Even though Bluetooth is pretty low power it's not a technology Microsoft wants. IMHO.

      LoB

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  16. Is it just me or... by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 4, Insightful
    He gave the phone 2.5 out of 5 for poor sound quality. So it makes poor phone calls. Therefore it fails as a phone. So why would I buy this as opposed to a gameboy?

    If I'm going to buy a phone, make sure it makes phone calls!

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  17. Slow by IO+ERROR · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Seems the reviewer thought the phone was sluggish at times. I'm not surprised at this; Microsoft certainly has lost the art of writing solid, efficient code. As have most of us, unfortunately. And apparently the signal quality sucks, the audio sucks, and the buttons are too small.

    So why would anyone buy this phone at all?

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    1. Re:Slow by malia8888 · · Score: 4, Funny
      From the article:

      Cons: *poor RF * poor sound quality * no easy way to switch tasks * phone gets sluggish at times * terrible keypad * camera attachment could be better * could not get WAP browser working * no J2ME

      I guess since the phone doesn't explode on impact or cause humans to spontaneously combust--could give it a go;)

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    2. Re:Slow by mcjulio · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The sluggishness of the device has nothing to do with the OS or apps software on the phone, and everything to do with the flash filesystem and the driver that powers it. The SPV is quite powerful enough to run snappy on WinCE - the bottleneck lies in the file I/O tech used for this version.

      This will eventually be fixed, but it will require new hardware and/or driver upgrades. It is currently the #1 SPV complaint, I believe.

  18. Not the first commercially available Smartphone by alwynschoeman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Hi, The Orange one isn't the first commercially available Smartphone. It has been for sale from SMART (operator) in the Philippines for the last few months. I do not think it is selling as expected seeing that most people do not care about Powoerpoint, etc on their phones... CEO's tend to make decisions based on their own reference framework and not that of the market which they do not represent.

  19. Obscure UI? by djupedal · · Score: 5, Interesting
    1. Re:Obscure UI? by zulux · · Score: 4, Interesting

      What a joke - he coulden't make an emergency call.

      Most Ericsson phones will let you dial 911 or 112 (or whaterver it is in Europe) at any time - even during the PIN unlock stage, before you've entered a correct PIN.

      Just like a typical Microsoft product - like their fileservers that come with builtin 3DPinball, Wordpad and Solitaire - but don't actually do a decent job of serving files.

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  20. Re:he's clueless... or not by Faeton · · Score: 5, Informative
    Howard's obviously not clueless to this, as he's reviewed both those phones already a while back. Check out his site.

    Smartphone (with a capital S) is Microsoft's brandname for... smartphones (duh!). They've copyrighted the name, so that's what Howard means when he writes "first commercially available Smartphone".

    I've played with the phone myself, and the OS isn't bloated compared to the Symbian phones (they're about the same). In fact, my Nokia 3650, which uses Symbian, crashes every now and then. I'm not saying the MS one doesn't crash, but don't think because it's made by someone other than Microsoft that it's automagically better.

  21. useless junk by ravinfinite · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I believe we have here another classic case of "integrating a shit-load of features into something small and utterly useless".

    I guess they'll make a portable all-in-one X-BOX, DVD Player, cell phone, laptop with Windows XPee, tape recorder, CD burner, microwave, refrigerator, dishwasher, ass-wiper and "port-a-potty" device next.

    This is completely useless and shows no innovation or creativity. I guess they're trying to take bloated software to the next level: bloated hardware.

  22. Big deal. by almaw · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I want someone to realise that I always carry around my wallet, my keys and my phone.

    Why is it, therefore, that we don't see a combination smartphone/pda/wallet? An average wallet is large enough to put a decent-sized LCD screen and a keypad in (after all, many wallets are quite similar in design to a clamshell-type 'phone).

    This would be a kick-ass device because it'd have a big screen *and* reduce the amount of space everything takes up in my pockets. Surely it's the obvious thing to do?

    Hang on - given it's obvious, I'll just off and patent it...

    1. Re:Big deal. by phillymjs · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why is it, therefore, that we don't see a combination smartphone/pda/wallet?

      Because identity theft is enough of a problem already, without some pickpocket being able to get your wallet, keys, and phone with one deft move.

      ~Philly

  23. First one, huh? by caouchouc · · Score: 3, Funny

    Microsoft's new Orange SPV which is the first commercially available Smartphone

    All this time, I must have been imagining commercially available smartphones like the Handspring Treo and the Kyocera Smartphone.

    1. Re:First one, huh? by bucketoftruth · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I have a Treo. It is awesome. I have an SSH client, an IMAP client, a web browser and it plays all those stupid popcap games. It doesn't play MP3s, but I think the sony Clie version does. I'm extremely happy with it. I need nothing else.

  24. Re:ridiculous phones by almaw · · Score: 2, Informative

    You don't need a Microsoft-powered 'phone to do that. I've been synching my contacts and calendar from Outlook to my phone(s) for years.

    FusionOne used to offer a free service to give you synch across many devices (including many mobile 'phone types).

    If you want free stuff and have a Nokia, you can get software from their web site which lets you do this. Other manufacturers also have synch software these days too.

    All you need is an IR-port (USB ones are sub-$20) or a data cable for your phone (which will probably be more than that).

  25. if the phone sucks by BigBir3d · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That is because of Orange. They are the cell phone manufacturer after all. Microsoft is just providing all the add on cr@p that a cell phone doesn't really need (mp3 and video).

    Button size, signal receiver, lack of RF, lack of BT (keeps size and price a bit smaller), those were choices made by Orange. No J2E is Microsoft. Although I am not sure why no J2E is bad, but that might just be me.

    1. Re:if the phone sucks by AdamInParadise · · Score: 4, Informative

      Bollocks!

      First Orange is a network operator, not a cell phone manufacturer. Second, the phone is made by HTC and resold in a few countries by different operators. Orange had no say in the design. Now it seems that they neuteured the phone by preventing the user from installing unsigned software while not working with developers to provide them with a easy way to sign their apps.

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  26. first available "Smartphone" by 73939133 · · Score: 2, Informative

    as the first commercially available Smartphone

    Smartphones have been around for several years, based on Symbian and PalmOS. And the term has been around for a number of years as well. Microsoft should really not be able to take out trademarks on generic terms like "Windows" and "Smartphone".

  27. Orange? by Victor+Liu · · Score: 5, Funny

    Looks more like a lemon to me.

  28. Microsoft stealing from the commons by bstadil · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Smartphone (with a capital S) is Microsoft's brandname for... smartphones (duh!). They've copyrighted the name, so that's what Howard means when he writes "first commercially available Smartphone".

    You make a good point, but taking Names (TM) that already has a meaning and copyright it is stealing from the commons.

    They steal the meaning that this name already have. There is nothng wrong with picking a name that helps you in the beginning you just need to undertand that what helps you now will hurt you later so take your pick.

    It like the Trademarking of the word Windows. WTF. This was picked percisely because it had a well definied and undertaood meaning. The name helped yuo in the beginning now you are stuck with something that is generic and should be allowed to be trademarked.

    Nothing wrong with Smartphone but as a trade mark give me a break. Maybe we need to rename Gnome or KDE SmartWindows.

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  29. hes looking for his 15 min of fame by crux6rind · · Score: 3, Insightful

    a lill bit OOT but...
    anybody noticed that on all reviews on his site ,this guy always put his face along with the phone.
    like he wanna be famuos or sumthin?

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  30. Call Me Crazy But... by aerojad · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I really don't see any decent reason for packing cell-phones with so many features. How about making the cell phone have better reception so call-drops are less frequent, instead of being able to download mp3s to play them on the cellphone speakers. It's extra features like that which turn it into more of a novelty item than something that could have pratical use. I would like my phone to dial numbers, call people, and sound clear... I really don't see the use in downloading quake or Microsoft patches for security so no one can run illegal scripts off my cellphone if I happen to be using it for a server or something.

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    1. Re:Call Me Crazy But... by kris · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How about making the cell phone have better reception so call-drops are less frequent, instead of being able to download mp3s to play them on the cellphone speakers.

      I have had a cellphone now since 1996 or so, starting with a Siemens S4 and I am currently the Siemens ME45 and I can count the number of calls that have terminated due to bad reception or network failures on a single hand. I really do not understand how you can view cellphone connection stability as an issue?

      Kristian

  31. An SPV user writes... by akpcep · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I actually have one of these, I've had it for a few weeks. I'm perfectly happy with it, especially since the handset cost me £30 (when I renewed by Orange contract, which I was going to do anyway). Audio is fine through the headphones, the built in speaker is a little crappy but certainly no worse than on the Sony Z7e I had previously (which was a piece of SHIT.) The OS is easy to use, OK not blindingly fast) but the screen is excellent, file browsing is a piece of piss and it Active Syncs with my PC like this - *plugs phone into provided USB cradle* *removes phone from cradle* No probs. My only gripes are that the keypad is RIDICULOUSLY small, and while I could have got the plug in keyboard for an extra £25, I can't be arsed carrying it around for the sake of SMS and navigating files etc. Second gripe is that to download and install non-official software you have to 'unlock' the phone (Orange do freely give you instructions on how to do this on their site) by modifying and reuploading a config file. Then it's Doom, SNES emulators etc a go-go. I haven't done this yet due to lack of time, but I shall. Once I unlock it and get a decent sized SD card, this is going to be a pretty handy budget PDA style device which is easy to use, very portable (it really is tiny) and to be honest, just as reliable as any other mobile device I've ever owned. While it is great fun to bash MS, if you want user experience, this phone hasn't once behaved badly and I've been giving it heavy daily usage. So there you have it.

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  32. I own one of these... by CountBrass · · Score: 4, Informative

    Been using it for the last few months and it is AWFUL !

    Sure it sounds great, colour screen, plays mp3s, core PDA functionality, web browsing and email using GPRS (I signed up for 7 megs a month because I thought this would be useful).

    But it is terrible !

    So what's the problem ? Well it hangs. All the time. I get busy cursors when all I'm doing is navigating the menus. It hangs when I'm trying to make a call (it seems to get its knickers in a twist if an incoming call arrives whilst your starting an outgoing call.

    Personally I'm really pissed off at having skipped the Ericsson (which I thought was too big) for this pile of shit. Been very happy with every Orange 'phone I've ever owned (been an Orange customer since they opened up here in the UK) but the SPV stinks. Edward

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    1. Re:I own one of these... by HawkingMattress · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My brother owns one of these. We found it very sluggish at the beginning before we figured out that when we thought we closed an app, it was just minimized... I just used it five minutes myself, and what really got on my nerves was all the microsoft-ish things like having to register to use the file explorer, then realizing that the registration server is down... (took two days before my brother could reach it). Then you can't install the apps because they're not signed, wonder why, and figure that developpers have to pay something like $500 to microsoft so they "review the code".

      I'm not an anti microsoft zealot, but I think it was my phone it would have finished its life explosed on the wall after a few hours out of frustration

  33. Re:Security by Troed · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I fail to see any references to your claim that Symbian has no security features, and that Windows SE has .. :) Care you elaborate?

    I'm quite positively sure that .sis-files (Symbian installationfiles) are signed, as an example.

  34. What? This is news? by Realistic_Dragon · · Score: 4, Interesting

    These things have been out in the UK for so long that version 2 is being released!

    Granted, this is because version 1 was so poor that no one brought one - less than 100k units were shipped (which considering that there are about 10m sales/yr of high end phones in the UK is terrible). And that number was _after_ they started giving them away for free with a £25/mnth contract.

    Microsoft fucked up by making a bad phone - not really a surprise - and the only people who brought them were the XBox-modder wannabe-techie types who wouldn't know the different between C and Cobol.

    The most amusing part is that the only reason these phones sold _at all_ was because the DRM functions (you can only run executables signed by Orange and Microsoft) were broken by hackers very quickly - in fact for the French version it only required a reboot to execute. Now thats great security!

    Annoying never fixed bugs include numbers stored in a different way from Outlook/OE so that when you sync your phonebook you can't dial the numbers it downloaded, text messaging that randomly doesn't work, out-of-memory errors, and a phone so large and butt ugly it belongs in 1980.

    Another stunning victory then - Nokia must be quaking in their boots.

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  35. Re:he's clueless... or not by theLOUDroom · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I had a Psion 5MX (uses a version of the Symbian OS) for about 5 years. It went about 3 years without crashing and I used it every day. Other people have reported similar or better experiences with the version of the Symbian OS built into phones. Seems to me that this is cause to suggest that Symbian phone is likely to be more stable than an MS based phone.

    What idiot modded this as a troll. As an ex Psion Revo+ owner, I have to say that the EPOC OS (now known as Symbian) is the most stable, polished OS I have ever used. I can't remember having to reboot my Psion, EVER.

    Saying that MS phones crash and Symbian phones crash is like saying "Windows 98 crashes and Solaris crashes". Yeah the statement may be true, but it's deliberately misleading. In reality, the two products aren't even in the same league as far as stability goes.

    Example of people discussing Symbian's reliability:
    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=42924&threshol d=-1&commentsort=0&tid=100&mode=thread&pid=4501603

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  36. Virus! by Snaller · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just imagine when the vira start spreading on this. When you are not using it, the phone is busy phoning outer mongola and sending obscene messages to the president!

    (Why this review now? It's an oooold phone around here...)

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