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Force Field. No, Really
tqft points out news of "a working force field, using plasma. Now to scale the sucker up." Here's the
Brookhaven press release.
I can think of so many uses for this.
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Finally, a solution to the "Dad, he keeps touching me!" dilemma.
There was a guy down the street from me who was in a force field. Can't remember his name but he had a black and white striped shirt, white face paint and he didn't speak that much.
Mother, do you think they'll like this sig?
are some borg implants so I can walk through the force field unaffected.
I can think of so many uses for this.
;)
Like keeping PHBs out of the server room?
My journal has hot
or is all its blocking at the moment air? then again 14k kelvin might keep us out.
Finally a decent way to protect your *nix server
from physical contact!
Yipee!
*snicker*
- Don't do what I do, it's probably not healthy nor safe. -
I asked the guy how he did it, but he won't tell me.
Hasn't anyone explained to him the wonders of open force?
-JDF
Yes, but can it stop plasma torps? what about phasers?? :-)
Just read here
Phah! Primitives! :P
;)
:o
Using my portable force-field
I managed to block all the trolls
and hence...I got first post
(It also blocks noxious ga^H^Hodours - much appreciated by my other half
But ehh...(I probably misread this...)
Unfortunately it appears this new forcefield technology only works in very hot conditions
- 50x room temperature
Now all we need is heat-and-flame-resistant people...
They use the word plasma so many times in the last sentence of the first link, that for some strange reason (closely related to my sense of humor, I'm sure), I'm reminded of Monty Python and Spam:
A much faster, more complex version of a previously introduced "spam window" (see New Scientist, 12 April 2003), the spam valve is the latest example of novel uses of spam for particle-beam applications; other recent ones include spam acceleration of antimatter (Update 634), a spam lens (Update 508), and spam deflection of high-energy beams (Update 540).
Niiieeeeeeeeeeeeee!
You are checking your backups, aren't you?
The nerds standing near it and working on it will generate sufficient repulsive force to keep any "physical contact" impossible.
Voila! Free force field for the price of a shitty ThinkGeek T-shirt!
Silly Americans... still converting to Fahrenheit. ;)
2) The plasma valve is INSIDE a copper container.
If you think this is a "force field" then you might also be interested in the "ray gun" in your television tube.
An interesting story nonetheless, spoiled only by the fatuous ignorance of the submitter and editor.
Can you guys think of any reason to use this? I sure cant! probably expensive too. Sorry if its answered in the artical , i just barely skimmed it.
Don't apologize, you did well. If you had actually read the full article in-depth, we would have had to confiscate your slashdot id.
Because I brought my DINOSAUR! Who EATS force field dogs!
Extended Warranty? How can I lose!
We'll have it ported to Linux in no time.
If you tried this in say a jail cell, you would fairly quickly cook the occupant. ... if the occupant touched the field, his finger would cease to exist...
Still, i'll take the plasma field over the 6'5" grinning black man with the jar of vaseline in his left hand and 10" in his right.
Install this as ground FX on my car, can I levitate finally?
You see? You see? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!
15,000 is a lot more than 50 times room temp. Assuming the room temperature is 26 degrees, thats 26+275 degrees above absolute zero, around 300 kelvins. I think the writer meant 500 times room temperature. I dont think plasma is 1500 kelvins.
And, the award for the worst math skills on Slashdot goes to...
Never underestimate the bandwidth of a 747 filled with CD-ROMs.
It's because you keep showing up on their gaydar. Does the word 'latent' mean anything to you?
You got vaseline? lucky dog!
I suppose next we'll be hearing about a new sort of sci-fi device called a "laser". Perhaps this "laser" can be used with the "force field" to sculpt pictures of world leaders onto the face of the moon...
... does it make that cool "Bzzzzt" sound when you walk into it?
Miko O'Sullivan
you sure it's not "degrees Kelvin"?
i don't know about you, but when someone asks me my height and weight i always say "130 weight units pound" and "70 height units inch".
We are the Moonanites and we are far superior to your pitiful earth force fields. An air / vacume barrier. Our two demensional technology is so far advanced that no earthling could possibly understand. We laugh at your silly barbarian ways. HA HA
Now smoke up and get your drink on while shoplifting this stereo deep with in your body.
Or how about we don't convert away from an absolute temperature scale before dividing things all over the place?
If you convert to C first, you've just assigned an arbitrary zero to the scale and cut off about 90% of room temp, but only about 2% of the force field temp, so of course when you then go dividing by 50 it doesn't work out.
Remember kiddies: arbitrary scales are all well and good for addition and subtraction, but don't go messing around with multiplication and division; you'll end up a pregnant murderer who supports terrorists.
How about not being a moron? Would you like an analogous operation? Let's say you're doing .1 kph over the speed limit (which happens to be, say, 30kph) and a guy zooms past you at 60kph. Would it be fair to say he's driving 300 times faster than you are?
Celsius includes an arbitrary constant. If you multiply a celsius measurement, you're multiplying the constant and creating a new scale.
Not that it really makes much sense to say "x is y times hotter than z" in the first place, but at least there are things that scale roughly linearly with Kelvins. Nothing scales linearly with degrees Celsius.
In fact, that's an even better example - I don't think you can follow this one, but other readers might be able to hack it. PV=nRT. So if I have a quantity of gas at -1C, and it occupies 1L of space, and I heat it to 1C - WTF! OMG! I HAVE CREATED FUCKING NEGATIVE SPACE! I AM THE MASTER OF SPACE AND TIME!
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I think your government has spread quite enough democracy and freedom for this decade. Take a rest guys. Rome wasn't conquered in a day.
Let me get this right.. you want a picture of a vacuum surrounded by air. Now that sounds like a nice picture.
I've got a good picture of it here.