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Microsoft Releases SP4 for Windows 2000

Snake_Plisken writes "I checked Windows Update today on a lark and found that Windows 2000 Service Pack 4 has been released." You can read a short CNet article discussing the media player patches as well as one more about the fixes in SP4.

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  1. No thanks by L.+VeGas · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'll wait until it's been ported to Linux.

    1. Re:No thanks by bsharitt · · Score: 4, Funny

      I was going to start on the port, but I couldn't find to link for the source code.

  2. EULA changes by jmaatta · · Score: 5, Funny

    Someone post the diffs between SP3's and SP4's EULAs :)

    1. Re:EULA changes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      s/all your base are/all of your bases/

    2. Re:EULA changes by DailyGrind · · Score: 5, Funny

      SP3 EULA summary: we own you!
      SP4 EULA summary: dear sir/mam, we own you.

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  3. Re:Just keep in mind... by Amon+Re · · Score: 5, Funny

    What do you think we are? a bunch of piraters?

  4. Microsoft is /.'ed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here's the Service Pack:

    101010100100100010101111010000010101101001111111 00 0101001100100000000001111110101010010101010101...

  5. On a lark? by mofochickamo · · Score: 5, Funny
    I checked Windows Update today on a lark...

    Yeah, right! Come out of the closet. You like Microsoft! This guy can't be trusted ;)

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    1. Re:On a lark? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 5, Funny

      He checked it on a lark? Windows 2000 runs on larks now? Wow. Even NetBSD doesn't run on those...

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  6. Thursday by agentZ · · Score: 5, Funny

    Another Microsoft patch? It must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays...

  7. Re:Just Curious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Downloading it right now.

    In your case, with 100 Win2K boxes, I would suggest installing it on one or two, monitoring the results, and then publishing it incrementally using Software Update Services from a Win2K Server. This at least removes you from the picture and you can go view some porn while it goes off on it's own.

  8. Who else took a double take on that one? by antis0c · · Score: 4, Funny

    Slashdot, reporting on a Windows update, without making some kind of wise-crack about it?

    Did Microsoft buy OSDN?

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  9. Great by Znonymous+Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now I can upgrade from Windows 2000, SP3, hot fix 06052003, ntoskernel patch 5.0022, security rollup 05142003. Yea!

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  10. Re:Change Log by jmaatta · · Score: 5, Funny
    It's really worth reading through. Here's a sample:

    325038: Calendar Type May Change to Japanese Emperor Era When Outlook Runs

  11. Port... by NecroPuppy · · Score: 5, Funny

    I checked Windows Update today on a lark...

    Quick! Somebody port Linux to a sparrow so we can stay ahead of the curve!

    Today songbirds, tomorrow fur bearing mammals! :)

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  12. Obligitary EULA quote by Realistic_Dragon · · Score: 4, Funny
    ...the standard computer warranty agreement which said that if the machine 1) didn't work, 2) didn't do what the expensive advertisments said, 3) electrocuted the immediate neighbourhood, 4) and in fact failed entirley to be inside the expensive box when you opened it, this was expressly, absolutley, implicitly and in no event the fault or responsibility of the manufacturer, that the purchaser should consider himself lucky to be able to give his money to the manufacturer, and that any attempt to treat what had just been paid for as the purchasers own property would result in the attention of serious men with menacing briefcases and very thin watches. Crowley had been extremley impressed with the warranties offered by the computer industry, and had in fact sent a bundle Below to the department that drew up the Immortal Soul agreements, with a yellow memo form attached just saying: 'Learn, guys.' - T Pratchatt and N Gaiman

    And to think that in 1990 that was written as a joke... now it seems like a rather accurate description of reality.
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  13. This says a lot by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 4, Funny

    I checked Windows Update today on a lark...

    That just says it all right there, doesn't it? Checking the patch levels on the most widely used operating system in the world is considered a flighty, fickle act one does in a moment of insanity.

    It's almost enough to make me wish I didn't relate to the sentiment.

  14. It certainly left me scarred by Vainglorious+Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    Win2000 [contains] 63,000 defects?

    Actually more than that - they counted as high as 65535, but then their bug-reporting software went titsup.

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  15. Re:Change Log by IthnkImParanoid · · Score: 3, Funny

    Pfff, I viewed it in IE (not my choice, attending an oracle class right now), and it looks like crap. One can only assume this web master never even looked at his page in any browser.

    I don't know what you're looking at, but I'll give $5 to the first person to track down that web master, etch "tr valign=top" into a baseball bat and hammer him over the head with it.

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  16. Re:Change Log by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Who writes these webpages? Did somebody look at the HTML source of this page? Ever heard of a tag?

    What are you takling about? It renders fine on IE 6.0 SP1 with all of the hotfixes when run on Windows XP with the latest service pack and all relevant hotfixes and WHQC certified viedo drivers, Assuming you do not have Mozilla/Netscape, Java, Lotus Notes, any Oracle product, or any software licensed under the GNU public license installed on your computer.

    What more could you possibly want?

  17. Re:Change Log by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 5, Funny
    Here's a good one:
    Banner Page Always Prints When a Service That Needs to Print to a Novell NetWare Print Queue Prints

    The rain in Spain...Err...nevermind.

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  18. no french package by anarcat · · Score: 3, Funny

    Comment?!

    There is no service pack for the "french" version of W2K, like there was for the 2nd service pack. I do hope they end up making one or that it doesn't matter which one you install...

    I downloaded the 2nd service pack *twice* last time: one time in english (to realise it wouldn't install) and one time in french.

    Fun-fun-fun.

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  19. Re:Change Log by svallarian · · Score: 4, Funny

    Here's my favorite: (Under security fixes)
    Vulnerability in Terminal Services Licensing May Permit a Malicious User to Generate Additional Client Licenses in Terminal Services Licensing

    Ooh! That nasty hacker is going to make you a software pirate!


    Steven V.

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  20. Re:Just keep in mind... by chia_monkey · · Score: 4, Funny

    I am!

    I rate pi at 3.14159

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  21. Re:Change Log by kavau · · Score: 4, Funny
    - The "Eject PC" Command May Not Work Intermittently

    It was about time they got the "Eject PC" command to work properly! It's an important feature for those of us who use Win2000 on their fighter jet cockpit computers. I once lost my entire address book because the darn PC wouldn't eject before a crash landing...

  22. Re:Change Log by Per+Wigren · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is that the list of fixed bugs or new features?

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  23. Re:Change Log by Methlin · · Score: 5, Funny

    You missed:
    313371 Samba becoming too compatible, break it Directory services

    </joke>

  24. Re:Change Log by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 4, Funny

    I also like:

    One-Hour Delay Occurs During Startup with a USB Keyboard and PS/2 Mouse

    I want to know who figured that out.

    -B

  25. Re:Change Log by calethix · · Score: 4, Funny

    "- The "Eject PC" Command May Not Work Intermittently"

    They fixed it so the Eject PC command does work intermittently?

  26. Re:Change Log by Some+Dumbass... · · Score: 5, Funny

    I guess a little knowledge kills the humor for me.

    Correct. You see, jokes are primarily supposed to be funny. Realism isn't a priority.

    For example, in reality, all your base are not in fact belong to us. In fact, I suspect you are have no base at all. It's a pity, I know, but that are the way it is.

    Not that your post wasn't informative, mind you. It was. But you missed the point.

  27. The Lark by zebs · · Score: 3, Funny

    I checked Windows Update today on a lark

    Are you using an update of the Avian Carrier standard? Or is there simply a lack of pidgeons in your area?

    If its a new standard, can we see some benchmakrs, and comparisons with the Avain system. Also does it support IPv6?

    Thanks

  28. Re:The scarry part by pHDNgell · · Score: 4, Funny

    We each only use a small part of Windows.

    Some of us smaller than others...

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  29. Re:Just Curious by Loki_1929 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Any operating system can be made stable if you know what you're doing."

    Alright, I'll bite - WINDOWS ME! :P

    Christ Almighty couldn't make WinME stable with the help of a dozen M$ software engineers and Gates himself. A stable WinME box? Heh. If such an animal existed, up would be down, black would be white, and I'd be able to get a tan.

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  30. Re:Just Curious by Aliencow · · Score: 4, Funny

    Once, I had 24days of uptime on Windows 95. That's why I prefer it to Linux, it doesn't take years before you can brag about your uptime !

  31. Re:Just Curious by tensai · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Any operating system can be made stable if you know what you're doing."

    Alright, I'll bite - WINDOWS ME! :P


    The solution for Windows Me is a little less intuitive. It involves a large hammer and a lot of smashing. After that, not only will your computer will never crash again but you'll feel a lot better too.

  32. Re:Just Curious by caouchouc · · Score: 3, Funny

    When I'm on an XP machine the first thing I do is wonder whose office I'm in, 'cause it certainly ain't mine.

  33. Re:Change Log by WannaBeGeekGirl · · Score: 3, Funny

    Unexpected Delay When You Log Off

    They finally fixed that? Wow, that's probably going to be my number 1 reason to install SP4.


    Yeah, now its an "Expected" Delay When You Log Off.

    Oh well, my code isn't perfect either...

    WBGG

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