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Toshiba Introduces A 17"-Screen Laptop

George Wright writes "Toshiba have announced a monster of a laptop with their Satellite P25. Seems they've decided to copy Apple's idea of fitting a 17" LCD on a laptop, but have ended making a true aircraft carrier in doing so. Notable "features" are the 2.8GHz P4, the 802.11a/b and the 10lb weight (!!!). Still a relatively low resolution though :("

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  1. all you need by pytheron · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is four retractable legs on the underneath, and you could have yourself a carry-round table, where your meals would never get cold (as long as the laptop was switched on).

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  2. Slashdot DDOS attack on Toshiba servers by n76lima · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sheesh! I read the story and see only *3* comments and when I try to hit the lonk to Toshiba to see the bad boy, I find the server is so busy it times out. When will we ahve a link to the RIAA so we can DDOS them again?

  3. 10 lbs. by JSkills · · Score: 4, Funny
    And if your battery dies, you can tone up your biceps with it.

    It's a floor wax. It's a dessert topping. It's both!

  4. Ten pounds sounds heavy... by jeblucas · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't say 10 ~pounds~, say JUST A HINT OVER 4.5 kg.

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  5. And suddenly i am a laptop owner.. by arcanumas · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does this mean i can finally call my full tower - 19'' CRT monitor - plus Laserjet 2100 , computer a Laptop without people laughing? Hurray!

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  6. The first laptop for overcompensating men. by mikeophile · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now with 50% greater weenie roasting surface area.

  7. Keep it Comin by TSMABob · · Score: 2, Funny

    Keep on pumping out those 17, 19, 21, 40 inch screens on laptops with all the fun toys... its making the smaller, better, lighter, just as capable ones even cheaper!

  8. Re:Crap that rez sucks by aziraphale · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yup - make a TFT with the same pixel size as your Dell and the same physical dimensions as this Tosh, and you'd be looking at a 17" widescreen 1960x1280. Oooo, that would be sweet... as it is, this thing looks like an old laptop that's been hit with an enbigulator ray.

  9. Is it just me by prof187 · · Score: 2, Funny

    or does this remind anyone else of a george forman grill? possibly a waffle iron...

    they advertise this thing as a media center
    if all they think people want in a laptop anymore is a DVD/CD player, why not just make and sell them that instead?

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  10. Re:Try this link by Binestar · · Score: 1, Funny

    but that's a dead horse best left unbeaten.

    No, I believe that's the stained spot on the ground where the dead horse has finally finished rotting away that is better off left unbeaten.

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  11. "Notebook" not "laptop" by Zog+The+Undeniable · · Score: 2, Funny

    Isn't the preferred term "notebook computer"? Mind you, this is more of a "domesdaybook computer" ;-)

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  12. Re:Erm...why? by waldoiverson · · Score: 2, Funny

    The answer is simple. Didn't you know this is the "Year of the Laptop"

  13. Re:And still by levik · · Score: 4, Funny

    You don't understand... That's not a laptop, it's 1U server with a screen - so you can look at what's going on with your Windows 2003 when you need it most!

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  14. Re:And still by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's alright, he works for NASA.

  15. Re:Hyundai... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does it come with America's Best Warranty?

  16. No, his math is right by jasonhamilton · · Score: 2, Funny

    His apple math still says 6.8 lbs is half as heavy as 10 lbs.

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  17. Re:Why are 17" PC Notebooks heavier than MACs? by TheGreenLantern · · Score: 0, Funny

    Because Toshiba wants to sell theirs for less than $6000.

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  18. Re:21" laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    you keep hypothosizing, and i'll check it out with real-world experience.
    You do that. And add some spell-checker familiarity to your real-world experience as well.
  19. Re:And still by mikerich · · Score: 2, Funny
    Are you sure this doesn't double for a piece of luggage?

    There looks like there could be enough room under the keyboard for a suit, a change of shoes and a laptop.

    Best wishes,
    Mike.

  20. Re:And still by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    It'll still function. You just won't be leaveing La Paz, Bolivia with it.

  21. Re:And still by haa...jesus+christ · · Score: 4, Funny

    that's no laptop...

    it's a space station.

  22. Design goal? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 3, Funny
    After reading the specs, I think I guessed why this Toshiba is the way it is. It wasn't designed to be a laptop. Rather it was designed to be a portable desktop. It's like somebody just shoe-horned a 17" screen into a chassis and threw everything they could into it without an overall design reviw. I can imagine what a PHB told his engineers:

    PHB: "Have you seen the new Apple laptops? They've got 17" screens! What are we doing to counteract this?"
    Engineers: "Well, we have been working on it for a while sir. It only seemed to be the next step."
    PHB: "When will it be ready?"
    Engineers: "Given the current status, we have to redesign some things to accomodate for the power and size. Maybe two years."
    PHB: "Two years! We need this out by next summer! And make it as powerful as possible. We need to beat out anybody else on power."
    Engineers: "But what about battery life? If we use mobile Pentiums and use Intel's Centrino specs, we could save on power--"
    PHB: "I want MORE power."
    Engineers: "But, it'll weigh a ton. Laptops are supposed to be light."
    PHB: "La la la. Not listening. Just make it have a 17" screen and make it more powerful."
    Engineers: "Okay, we'll do it."

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  23. Re:Why are 17" PC Notebooks heavier than MACs? by danrees · · Score: 5, Funny

    Whereas in the Apple world, each box is ugly as fuck, but in a different way. I look forward to the launch of each successive Apple product, as I like to laugh at the price, and marvel at what shade of tacky see-through plastic it's made out of this time.

    Hah! The G5 might be a cheese-grater, but plastic it is not! ;)

  24. easy: no one has health insurance! by appleLaserWriter · · Score: 2, Funny

    After the dot-com meltdown, geeks are just starting to find employment again. The remaining employers are unwilling to pay for benefits like health insurance, but are happy to buy computer equipment. So the display manufacturers are keeping resolution down until we can afford to get new glasses.

    *duh*

  25. your sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    "See the forbiden post Here."

    See the correct spelling Here.

  26. Re:And still by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Crapple hasn't even figured how to stick PgUp/PgDn on their laptops, much less a second mouse button.

  27. Re:And still by websaber · · Score: 4, Funny

    When I visited I got a message "Slashdot visitors please use this link "Satellite P25"" Slashdot is so popular that companys are making cache pages just for it. COOL!

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  28. Re:And still by sharkey · · Score: 3, Funny
    so you can look at what's going on with your Windows 2003 when you need it most!

    Just a guess, but "what's going on" is probably colored blue.

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  29. Re:Why are 17" PC Notebooks heavier than MACs? by Delphiki · · Score: 2, Funny

    Grates cheese AND out performs a dual Xeon system? And people say Mac's aren't bargains.

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  30. Re:21" laptop by nbarr · · Score: 2, Funny

    isn't "dual monitor", like, two words?

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