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OSCON Panel: SCO Lawsuit About the Money

viewstyle writes "Just when you had heard enough, the ongoing controversy about SCO vs. Linux has popped up over at the O'Reilly Open Source Convention (OSCON). According to Eweek's story, the panelists agreed that SCO is targeting companies like IBM in an attempt to raise cash. Most importantly: "if a company is not after money, suing is not the way to go.""

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  1. About money? But by AtariAmarok · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's all about money? I thought it was about the cool evening wear of the mascot.

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    1. Re:About money? But by bsharitt · · Score: 3, Funny

      Wow, you can't get anything past these OSCON guys.

    2. Re:About money? But by RALE007 · · Score: 5, Funny
      whoa whoa whoa, let me get this right? You think this about the money? You my friend, are an idiot! Why SCO obviously has an inherent right to everything on this planet, DARL C. MCBRIDE SAYS SO! We all owe him 3 billion dollars for existing, he says he has solid proof that he will share any day now, that gods creation of the Universe was based of off SCO IP. Infact many parts of our own double helix is a direct copy of secret proprietary code (he just won't tell us which yet). Oh my god, I just figured out the missing link in mans evolution! It was SCO source code injected into human DNA by the evil IBM! Nobel prize, here I come.

      If you mod me -1 flamebait, you my friend, have no sense of humor.

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  2. How is SCO's Lawsuit affecting sales of Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    If I were a CIO or CTO debating the TCO of *nix vs. Win2K3 to a CEO, would IBM vs. SCO be the TKO that stops the CEO from approving A/P to pay my PO for RH's LGX?

    FWIW, even if OSS is FAIB, if the DOJ considers *nix IP with a TM, then it basically become's SCO's LIC, meaning our OSS becomes a CSS OS, which would RSTBO.

    AIBO going w/ an ASP that manages our OS? BTA, we might end up w/ a BOFH giving us ZA, which WWAD PMS.

    AFAIK, INMP if SCO wants to be ITM by enforcing its supposed IPR - *nix IP should be PD or GNU, like BSD just on GP, IYKWIM. I keep asking myself in this situation - WWLD?

    Oh, BTW - IITYWIMWYBMAD?

    1. Re:How is SCO's Lawsuit affecting sales of Linux? by Homology · · Score: 2, Funny

      Here's a dollar for you to buy some vowels.

    2. Re:How is SCO's Lawsuit affecting sales of Linux? by wayward_son · · Score: 5, Funny


      If I were a CIO or CTO debating the TCO of *nix vs. Win2K3 to a CEO, would IBM vs. SCO be the TKO that stops the CEO from approving A/P to pay my PO for RH's LGX?

      FWIW, even if OSS is FAIB, if the DOJ considers *nix IP with a TM, then it basically become's SCO's LIC, meaning our OSS becomes a CSS OS, which would RSTBO.

      AIBO going w/ an ASP that manages our OS? BTA, we might end up w/ a BOFH giving us ZA, which WWAD PMS.

      AFAIK, INMP if SCO wants to be ITM by enforcing its supposed IPR - *nix IP should be PD or GNU, like BSD just on GP, IYKWIM. I keep asking myself in this situation - WWLD?

      Oh, BTW - IITYWIMWYBMAD?


      WTF???

    3. Re:How is SCO's Lawsuit affecting sales of Linux? by CaptainFrito · · Score: 2, Funny

      decoding this post has GOT to violate DMCA

    4. Re:How is SCO's Lawsuit affecting sales of Linux? by jschrod · · Score: 2, Funny
      No respondent up to now mentioned the most frightening aspect: I can read the text as if it would have been written with expanded acronyms.

      Note to myself: Must urgently make an appointment with my non-geek friends... :-)

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  3. SCO Lawsuit About the Money by grennis · · Score: 5, Funny

    In other news, it was discovered that the Earth is round and fire is hot. Film at 11.

    1. Re:SCO Lawsuit About the Money by Bob+McCown · · Score: 5, Funny
      In other news, it was discovered that the Earth is round and fire is hot. Film at 11.

      I thought it was "Cellophane factory burns. No film at 11!"

  4. Umm.. by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


    You mean Chris Sontag isn't serious about wanting Linux to grow and prosper? That greedy son of a bitch!

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  5. It's just a consequence of a natural process by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    When an animal dies its sphincter loosens up and a smelly mess is created. Ditto SCO.

  6. uhhh by deadsaijinx* · · Score: 1, Funny

    *News Anchor*
    In todays news, a Law Suit was actually about money. Tune in at 11 for more info on the controvesy. But first, for a word from our sponsors.
    *TV Personality Voice*
    the news is brought to you today by the words "No Shit" ....

    or how bout, "Thank you Captain Obvious!"

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  7. Re:OSCON eh?.... by gantrep · · Score: 3, Funny

    NOCSO?

  8. It's all about money? by Homology · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oh dear! I just thought it was righteous outrage at teft of SCO's GPL'ed IP.

  9. Good point, companies shouldn't try to make money. by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 2, Funny

    if a company is not after money, suing is not the way to go

    Why exactly would a company want money anyways? Couldn't they pursue a few less evil goods, such as prostitues and /or illegal drugs? It would clear out the courts of senceless lawsuits like this one. Who the heck is going to sue for crack? Yep, let em fight it out on the streets I say. Or maybe their street girls could fight it out for them. Hey, it worked in dope wars.

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  10. You missed the opportunity by Pac · · Score: 5, Funny

    And there is one reason for profit corporations exist-- to make money. This is a surprise why?

    The real quote would be: And there is one reason for Courts to exist-- to help corporations make money. This is a surprise why?

  11. Use protection by mikeophile · · Score: 4, Funny
    People in the open-source community should also not accept software under the Microsoft Shared Source license as they could become "contaminated"

    That just sounds vaguely nasty.

    Remember kids, don't share unprotected source with Microsoft, or you risk litigiously tramsmitted diseases.

  12. Obligatory Profit by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 2, Funny
    1. Profit!

    And all along I had thought it was more complicated than that.

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  13. Bingo! by Jack+William+Bell · · Score: 4, Funny

    I got a diagonal Buzzword-Bingo on CTO, TCO, BSD and ASP. What did I win?

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  14. Elementary, my dear Watson, elementary... by mrsam · · Score: 1, Funny

    Gee, a bunch of people get together at a "conference", talk to each other, and come up with an earth-shattering observation that...






    Wait....






    Get ready for it...






    People sue other people in order to get some money!!!!!

    Wow!!!! I would never be able to figure that one out myself!! Who said that Slashdot isn't an education web site? Thank gawd for all those smart'em folks, who go to 'em fancy conferences!

    And I always thought that folks just liked pissing away money at lawyers, for some reason, or they liked seeing their names on thick bundles of double-spaced paper, in a butt-ugly fixed-width font. Or, I guessed that they get a hard-on climbing the concrete steps to the courthouse.

    Well, I think I'll run this by my drinking buddies, over at the pub tonight. They sure to be impressed...

  15. Am I the only one by RedBear · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... who read the first sentence of the post and thought SCO was suing OSCON because they were using 'SCO' in the name of their conference?

    The bad thing is, I believed SCO was actually capable of stooping that low! (For a few seconds, at least. LOL.)

  16. GNU Beach by Dr.+Mojura · · Score: 5, Funny
    The Free Software Foundation has never sued anyone who was in beach of the GNU General Public License (GPL) as it simply wants them to come into compliance with the license.
    I have never heard of this beach before. Where can I find it? Is it a GNUde beach?
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  17. Time to Buy a New One... by dwm · · Score: 2, Funny

    Darn! The replies to this article burned out my Sarcasm Meter.

    You should warn a fella before posting something like this...

  18. It's all about the money by jjp5421 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Step 1. Run company into ground
    Step 2. File frivolous lawsuits that enrage the entire computing community (even mac users).
    Step 3. ...
    Step 4. Profit!

  19. What's SCO? by Ignominious+Poltroon · · Score: 3, Funny

    I read slashdot all the time, and I have no idea what this is about. I wish they could provide some context with these articles.

  20. to anyone versed in logic by mikecarrmikecarr · · Score: 3, Funny

    if a company is not after money, suing is not the way to go.

    I'm not sure how many people out there are versed in logic but essentially:

    IF HYPOTHESIS THEN CONCLUSION is logically equivalent to IF NOT CONCLUSION THEN NOT HYPOTHESIS. (you're examining the contrapostive of the original statement)

    Anyways, if you apply this transformation to the original statement (if a company is not after money then suing is not the way to go) you get:

    Suing is the way to go if a company is after money

    Food for thought ;)

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  21. Shock and awe by NanoGator · · Score: 4, Funny

    "panelists agreed that SCO is targeting companies like IBM in an attempt to raise cash." ... in stark contrast to every other corporation in the world that is in existence to better humanity.

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  22. Re:Oh, the outrage by vsprintf · · Score: 2, Funny

    To think that they're just in it for the money leaves me feeling hollow inside and disillusioned.

    Rest assured, it's not about money; it's about protecting the sacred System V code from dilution by the heretic IBM. Remember what the Profit^H^H^Hphet McBride said: "We showed our contract to outside people, and they said, 'You have *sniff* *sniff* a very strong contract here.'"