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  1. Re:wow on If Programming Languages Were Religions · · Score: 1

    Or, to continue with the "if you're a moderate muslim and you find that offensive" train of thought, you could always kill the poster. C'mon, can't moderates be killers too? I'm so tired of people and their moderates = "peace loving beatniks" philosophy. Some moderates are whackjobs too. :)

  2. Rules as art on 'Systems-As-Art' In Games · · Score: 1

    ...if you don't believe that a rulebook can be a piece of art, please see any of the published DND rulebooks. See amazon for case in point. I'm aware that wizards.com has the rulebook online as plain-jane; a large part of the reason that I buy DND rulebooks obsessively is because of the amazing artwork within. Truly recommended if you have not seen.

  3. Re:Simple: on San Fran Hunts For Mystery Device On City Network · · Score: 1

    Uhm... because he's Lord Apathy?

  4. Re:An order of magnitude over XML? on Google Open Sources Its Data Interchange Format · · Score: 1

    You wouldn't believe how fast my NOOP protocol is... There's (almost) no I/O wait at all... :)

  5. The title is a bit off on 30th Anniversary of Gates' Letter to HCC · · Score: 0, Troll

    I'm surprised that no one has mentioned this but instead of:

    30th Anniversary of Gate's Letter to HCC

    I think you meant:

    30th Anniversary of Gates' Letter to HCC

    Or even:

    30th Anniversary of Gates Letter to HCC
  6. Re:Search engines should devalue redirects on Millions of Pages Google Hijacked using ODP Feed · · Score: 1

    It will also break many "click trackers", "portals", "directory sites", "search engine optimizers", and other annoyances, which is probably a plus for Google users. You know, those sites where you click on some phrase in Google and, three redirects later, you're at some irrelevant porno site.

    It's a feature, not a bug! It's a porno random link feature... rather than the *relevant* porn that you were searching for, you get new irrelevant porn! Hurrah!

  7. Re:Hiding data ...pfft on Secret Data: Steganography v Steganalysis · · Score: 1

    oh... well, in the "feature not a bug" line, i'd like to say that my original comment was irony. that's the ticket ;)

  8. Re:Hiding data ...pfft on Secret Data: Steganography v Steganalysis · · Score: 1

    Of course, that's doubly clever as you didn't bold the 's' in places. To those who aren't reading the message, it reads: "i am tupid"

  9. Re:0 = 0 on Greatest Equations Ever · · Score: 1

    I remember using this in an upper-year math class at university. We were all staring at the whiteboard, trying to figure out how the complicated left-hand-side equalled the right-hand-side. Nothing was going anywhere, so I thought I'd head to one of the Tim Horton's on-campus (gotta love Canadian universities). Before I went out the door I jokingly multiplied both sides of the equation by 0, wrote "0=0 therefore, true" and went for coffee. How was I supposed to know that some people actually submitted that as an answer to the teacher? Man, did I catch hell for that. Anyways, always remember, if you're lost in math, multiply everything by 0 and your problems will turn out to be nothing ;-)

  10. Re:hmmm on Walk-thru Fog Screen · · Score: 1

    is this what they call vapor-ware ?

    ...your humor is so transparent *ducks*

  11. honestly? on What's on Your USB Pen Drive? · · Score: 1

    personally i think tossing the win32 build of firebird on there would be pretty sweet. IIRC, firebird on windows is distributed as a .tgz (or .zip, whatever) with a binary that you can execute right out of the directory. no installer required.

  12. and in other news on Game Makers Aren't Chasing Women · · Score: 1

    Game Makers Aren't Chasing Women

    ...and in other news, game *players* aren't chasing women either... unless beach volleyball counts... mmm...

  13. off the top? on Wireless Cellular Data Services? · · Score: 1

    (unfortunately google searches for 'wireless internet' or 'wireless data' just turns up a whole lot of crap)? Any other advice?

    ...learn to write effective search queries ;)

  14. The title fits on On Obtaining Appropriate Compensation... · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Alright, admittedly off-topic, but:

    The next Slashdot story will be ready soon, but subscribers can beat the rush and see it early!

    Y'know what would sell more subscriptions, since we're playing the humor-the-psychos-who-click-reload-all-day-long game... how about if you could see your numeric karma score if you had a subscription?

    C'mon, Taco... anyone?

  15. to anyone versed in logic on OSCON Panel: SCO Lawsuit About the Money · · Score: 3, Funny

    if a company is not after money, suing is not the way to go.

    I'm not sure how many people out there are versed in logic but essentially:

    IF HYPOTHESIS THEN CONCLUSION is logically equivalent to IF NOT CONCLUSION THEN NOT HYPOTHESIS. (you're examining the contrapostive of the original statement)

    Anyways, if you apply this transformation to the original statement (if a company is not after money then suing is not the way to go) you get:

    Suing is the way to go if a company is after money

    Food for thought ;)

  16. sign of the times on Request for Cosmic Collision Insurance · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Well, maybe i'm a cynic, but...

    Why can I see a project like this getting huge funding and support from the government (we're protecting the country, no, the PLANET from weapons of mass destruction!), while NASA has to fight to justify itself? Why will weapons research and detection get more funding, attention and support than space exploration?

  17. off the top? on Current State of Exporting Open-Source Encryption? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "There are many open-source projects that still host encryption code outside the US because of past rules. Is there still a reason for doing so?"

    uhm... why should anyone outside the US believe that the US will continue with its current position? Does the current political climate of the US, as observed by other nations (i.e. Canada), suggest that open-source encryption (read: tools to aid and abet terrorists) will continue to enjoy the lack of restrictions?

    i dunno, it seems like a whole shwack of 'once bitten, twice shy' to me.

    not trying to flame, i just can't see anything (from this side of the border) to suggest that we should be trusting the US not to change their position. *shrugs*

  18. oh no! on Ink More Expensive Than Champagne · · Score: 1

    Explains why I get daily spam about toner, but none at all for booze!

    geez, don't give them ideas!

  19. Re:Why GNU/"Linux" is so popular.... maybe on RMS Cuts Through Some SCO FUD · · Score: 1

    If you look at the two personalities that are most influential in the GNU/Linux combination, RMS and Linus (just my opinion of course), I think it's the individual personas of these two individuals that form a striking combination that makes "Linux" (as RMS is loth to call it) so popular.

    If you look at the surge of "Linux" popularity over the last decade, it's primarily been the GNU/Linux combination that RMS refers to (although other combinations of GNU/* exist). I would think that it takes this combination of individuals to have this happen --- the idealistic evangelist in RMS, and the pragmatic engineer in Linus.

    Of course, all of this discounts the contributions of ESR. If you were going to quickly generalize: RMS is a pot-smoking hippie, Linus is an indifferent capitalist, and ESR is a gun-toting libertarian. They all have their place; they all contribute.

  20. Re:This comes at a surprising time... on Linus Moves To OSDL, Will Work On Kernel Full-Time · · Score: 1

    Actually if you break ./ tradition and read the article, you'll notice it says "I do not expect a huge amount of change as a result, testament to just /how/ freely Transmeta has let me do Linux work"

    It's nice to see that you've maintained /. tradition by tossing in some typos. Thanks for the irony.

  21. Re:"Junk DNA" == Data stashes? on Convergence of Biology and Computers? · · Score: 1

    The other 90% was the hard part, typically requiring running some coke, poking at the data, and running the code again to see what changed. "Maze wall moved here, then things crashed when I tried to walk through it."

    Woah, you crazy drug running americans... I guess your disassembling was "productive" and "profitable", eh? ;)

  22. Re:Er... this is beginning to become a moral issue on Oldest Modern Humans Found · · Score: 1

    You would be annoyed if someone digged up your grave.

    As annoyed as I could be considering I'd be freaking DEAD!

  23. Re:Typical Slashdot on "Time-Traveler" Busted For Insider Trading · · Score: 1

    I can't think of anything that typifies Slashdot better than posting a four-week old article from the Weekly World News.

    They could post it repeatedly

    They could have misspelled something in the description

    They could have used it as an opportunity to bitch about the MPAA... then ranted about how good the Matrix: Reloaded is going to be in theatres

    The article could have appeared yesterday at the register

    In short, I don't think this article quite typifies Slashdot

  24. Re:Yea... on Duke3d in Linux · · Score: 2, Funny

    Time to kick ass and chew bubble gum!

    ...and I'm all out of gum!

    Sorry, I had to :)

  25. the canadian reponse on Creative Uses for 5.25" Drive Bays? · · Score: 1

    Do any slashdot readers have any creative suggestions for filling the gap?

    Duct tape. 'nuff said, eh?