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In Pursuit Of A Spammer
Kyle writes "Over at DSL Reports, We are currently pursuing a spammer from the West Palm Beach, Florida area. This wouldn't normally be news, but we think Slashdot readers may be interested in just how successful we have been. What's more interesting is that the spammer appears to be posting in the thread."
If I bring you back his ears?
"Flyin' in just a sweet place,
Never been known to fail..."
It turns out, after I caught a spammer, I wasn't allowed to kill him. Apparently, that's not classified as justifiable homicide. You know how silly I feel now?
AINAL? What's that? A lawyer for the Arctic Institute of North America?
"We are currently pursuing a spammer from the West Palm Beach, Florida area."
Will be see this on Fox?
Pursuit of fleeing vehicles is much more common in LA, but the West Palm Beach folks are very fond of pursuing rental trucks full of votes to be recounted. So now they are just chasing a truck load of canned pork, doesn't really surprise me much.
We've found a spammer, may we burn him?
If you can't see the value in jet powered ants you should turn in your nerd card. - Dunbal (464142)
... who's got a mental picture involving a Benny Hill style chase sequence?
I live in West Palm Beach! I might try bribing his garbage man to dump a truckload of junk in his yard.
Common sense is not so common.
Can someone with a bigger attention span provide a summary?
So if the spammer weighs as much as a duck....
then he's made of wood?
and therefore?
A WITCH!
BURN HIM! BURN HIM!
sure as hell beats the Department of Justice
your sins into me, oh my beautiful one.
THe best revenge is a weblog post with his own info being higher in ranking than his own website :)
I should know I killed a spammer called Bruce Cullen(a movie extra-Outbreak one of the invefected victims that died in the movie) with this technique..
It was so bad that he stopped spamming altogether..:)
Don't Tread on OpenSource
Chad is also a business savant who has studied and solved every kind of business question, problem, and challenge that has encroached him over his business career.
It will be interesting to see how well he copes with this problem.
How about using these names to fill in the form:
Antispamcard.com
Name & Address Title
DECKARD, CHAD
1300 N FLORIDA MANGO ROAD, #18
or
Name & Address
HECKMAN, BRADLEY D
1701 NORTH FLAGLER DRIVE
SUITE 321
WEST PALM BEACH FL 33407
or
WEST PALM BEACH FL 33414 P
HALL, JAMIE
323 4TH AVE, NORTH
or
KENORA, ONTARIO P9N -3H7 V
EATON, TIFFANY
1343 LAKE GENEVA DR.
LAKE WORTH FL 33461
too see /. able to offer a little assistance to the anti-spammer world. The /. effect removing weak servers from the WEB one at a time...
. I love the sound of burning women and screaming rubber....
"Chad has seen and dealt with all types of mass media, entertainment, publishing, high-tech, and marketing companies like BBDO(Top 6 ad agency), to Turner Broadcasting Networks(CNN, TBS, Headline News, etc.) as well as Disney and Time Warner Media to name a few..."
Hmmm...Well, I too have "seen and dealt with" BBDO (yes, I have seen their ads), Turner (I frequently watch CNN), Disney (sure I've seen that mouse and have bought stuff for my nieces at one of their stores), and Time Warner Media (I seen to recall that they have some sort of relationship with the aforementioned Turner...but I could be wrong
IAANPDWHNBTDTFSEOSTMLJTDEMS - I am a nit-picking dork who has nothing better to do than find spelling errors on slashdot then make lame jokes that don't even make sense.
... and you would be smoking, what?
"The Chad" claims to be a "business savant." On his chaddeckard.com site. It's got to be idiot savant because part of his business sense had him trolling p2p forum as part of his master plan. If I want blood, I don't turn to stones, and if I want money, I'm not turning to people who make a habbit of not paying for stuff. I'll leave that business to the check cashing places and repo-men.
--Jimmy has fancy plans; and pants to match.
Psst... hey buddy, wanna buy a block of IPs?
I think we should just do a Slashdot story linking to Spammer websites every couple of days, the DoS attack should be brutal.
On behalf of my good friend Kaj Faiojiu, webmaster of iouem.com, I'd like to ask you not to post his email address in public.
Thanks.
I signed up 30 Times!
Root@127.0.0.1
Admin@127.0.0.1
Chad@127.0.0.1
Etc..etc..etc.....
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How 'bout a good ol' tar 'n featherin'?
"..NP.." ? Nitpicking is one word.. :)
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Let's say I've got the best lock I can get (Spamassassin).. I'm still getting 100 advertisers per day at least testing the doorknob.. most of them bring lockpicks (l0ckpicks...) with them, and about 5 a day manage to pick my lock and sucessfully shove their advertising in my face, even though they can obviously see that I'm trying to avoid it.. and all of them are wearing ski-masks.
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"Kill the pig! Cut his throat! Drain his blood!
kill the pig! Cut his throat! Kill the pig! Bash him in!" they yelled and started their intense dance under the darkening sky.