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Tooth Whitening Products?

DentistsScareMe! asks: "I'll admit it: I've got yellow-stained teeth, and it bugs the hell out of me. I've seen ads (infomercials) over the past few years, but knew them to be mostly hoax products and have steered clear. But now I've noticed the more major (and reputable) pharmaceutical companies jumping into the act, offering their own products. They're moderately expensive ($30-$50), but I'd be willing to foot the large sum _if_ I knew how well they worked. Their ads claim clinical proof, but what exactly does that mean? Did a researcher test the drug on a sample of people to measure effectiveness? Does use of the phrase 'clinically proven' require anything like FDA approval? Has anyone out there used any such product, or know someone who has? Care to comment on how well it has worked?"

138 comments

  1. Crest Whitening Baking Soda and Peroxide by nelsonal · · Score: 2, Informative

    This stuff is great, it makes my mouth feel great (fresh, clean, and tingley) everytime I brush. It seems to lighten slightly more than other toothpastes, but the tingle and feel of your mouth are much better than any other toothpaste I've ever tried. None of the other soda and peroxide pastes leave the same tingle, and its no more expensive than any other branded tube.

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    1. Re:Crest Whitening Baking Soda and Peroxide by Decaffeinated+Jedi · · Score: 2, Funny
      For for it's worth, my dentist swears that baking soda and peroxide toothpastes are the worst thing in the world for your teeth and gums. Maybe he's just the one out of five dentists that never agrees with anything, though.

      DecafJedi

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    2. Re:Crest Whitening Baking Soda and Peroxide by femto · · Score: 1

      I guarantee my Nitric Acid (TM) toothpaste gives a hell of a lot better tingle than your peroxide toothpaste.

    3. Re:Crest Whitening Baking Soda and Peroxide by DrBobcf · · Score: 1

      As a dentist (over 20 years) I can not understand what your dds is talking about. I have had no problem, nor have any of my patients had any problems with these (MY ire is directed against mouthwashes - including lysterine)

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    4. Re:Crest Whitening Baking Soda and Peroxide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Curiously, all of the toothpastes with baking soda taste really violently rancid to me. They leave a gross rotting taste in my mouth.

      Only met one other person who had that reaction too. Curious

  2. news for nerds? by kootch · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Are we all supposed to identify w/ the submitter because we, as a group of self-proclaimed nerds, should have poor dental hygeine from too much coffee and poor consideration of our health?

    Someone please, explain to me why this was posted?

    GO TO THE DAMN DENTIST!

    1. Re:news for nerds? by Kris_J · · Score: 2, Troll

      This gets posted and my ask slashot/games question about where to source DVD-style/size cases for 8cm DVD/CD discs doesn't? Come on, I mean, they're both trival questions, but at least mine in geek oriented.

    2. Re:news for nerds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well I'm not going to be constructive like other replies... this has nothing to do with technology, computers, linux, robotics, free speech, or anything vaguely related to slashdot...

      Cmon, just cuz it's a slow news day doesn't mean you have to post crap!

      Sorry for trolling, but this is sorta true...

    3. Re:news for nerds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm constantly being modded down for being a troll because I support capitalism. But this asshole scores a 3, Insightful?

    4. Re:news for nerds? by MohammedNiyalSayeed · · Score: 0, Troll

      Don't take it personally. You just haven't sucked enough editor-mini-dick to get them to read your submissions, so they get rejected. Happens all the time, as SLASHDOT IS RUN BY RETARDED MICHIGAN NERDS. What do you expect?

      Come on, moderator plebians, give me a Troll rating. You know you want to.

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    5. Re:news for nerds? by DarkRyder · · Score: 1

      If it helps, that style of DVD case is usually referred to as a "keep case" and one of the largest manufacturers of keep cases is Amaray. Googling for amaray "keep case" should be effective. Amaray in particular even manufactures cases with a variety of spindle "catches" to hold the discs in place, as well as single-width cases capable of holding up to four discs (though no place for a manual/booklet in the case of the four-discers).

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    6. Re:news for nerds? by MohammedNiyalSayeed · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Yay, I'm a troll!

      Doesn't change the fact that most of you retards ride the short bus to school, if in fact you leave mommy's basement at all.

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    7. Re:news for nerds? by icleprechauns · · Score: 1

      If you had cared to notice, the poster's name is DentistsScareMe! :) ...yes, I am making an ass of myself...

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  3. being a bit more constructive... by kootch · · Score: 4, Informative
    1. Re:being a bit more constructive... by Danse · · Score: 1

      Ugh. That "review" sounds like something that Crest's marketing department dreamed up. Hell, it read like a full-page magazine ad.

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  4. Offtopic by skinfitz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Dude - go and talk to a dentist. This is /.

    1. Re:Offtopic by Slowping · · Score: 4, Insightful

      people ask questions to slashdot that should be directed to a lawyer all the time here. Why should teeth whitening be any different? I'm sure this affects just as many people, if not more, than some of those legal questions.

      If we're going to apply standards for what gets posted to Ask Slashdot, we should do it uniformly, with well set rules.

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    2. Re:Offtopic by tsa · · Score: 1

      We need offtopic posts like this to keep /. from becoming boring. And hey, maybe someone can explain how teeth whiteners work and then it's nerd stuff all of a sudden (although not news).

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    3. Re:Offtopic by cdrudge · · Score: 4, Funny
      People ask questions to Slashdot that should be directed to a lawyer all the time here. Why should teeth whitening be any different?
      I just asked my lawyer if the teeth whiteners work. He said he didn't know either.
    4. Re:Offtopic by GringoGoiano · · Score: 1

      Well, let's your lawyer, you, and me, and all the other Slashdot crowd join together in a class action lawsuit over false advertising.

  5. crest white strips by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I remember reading a newspaper article a while ago on the effectiveness of teeth whitening products. The dentists they interviewed said that whitening toothpastes were generally useless because the paste is not in contact with teeth for long enough. The one product that they did recommend were crest white strips which you stick on and leave on.

  6. IANAD by PD · · Score: 3, Funny

    I am not a Dentist! Now that's a new one for Slashdot.

    Seriously though, they work. Even the cheap ones work. At least they won't hurt you if you follow the directions, and if they do, I'm not a lawyer either, nor am I a millionaire that you can win money from. Before I spend a pile of dough I'd try a cheap one from the drugstore first. But that's me, and my teeth aren't yellow.

  7. "it makes my mouth feel great" by acidrain · · Score: 2, Funny

    With this advert for first post, I'm assuming that slashdot has finally sold it's soul. They ran the ask slashdot, and then this first post and got $10k from Crest. Or Cliff is trying to get Cmdr. Taco to brush. Or... one of the editorial staff has taken up trolling. I guess if I was a Slashdot editor I would start trolling like this too. Hell I would have done it a long time ago. Ok, everyone move along. Nothing to see here.

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    1. Re:"it makes my mouth feel great" by nelsonal · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sorry to dissapoint, that wasn't an ad, I'm a happy user of the stuff. I didn't mean to sound so much like an ad.

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    2. Re:"it makes my mouth feel great" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, but did you mean to sound so much like a mean-spirited a**hole?

  8. Welcome to /.'s new ad affiliate program. by pb · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, not exactly new; many open source projects have been signed on for years, as well as some has-been writers and editors, and more recently some p2p companies as well, some government lobbies, the occasional tech press release or product endorsement, and a few anime and game production houses. But Crest is our first mainstream corporate client outside of the IT industry!

    Please give them a warm welcome; you'll be seeing more of them at least every month, with specials on such riveting topics as tooth whitening, OSS in dentistry, the importance of regular check-ups, and more on the government's nefarious conspiracy with the snack food industry.

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    1. Re:Welcome to /.'s new ad affiliate program. by geolane · · Score: 1

      Thank you!

  9. coffee and pepsi and coke, oh my by Naikrovek · · Score: 3, Insightful

    stop drinking coffee, pepsi, and coca-cola, and your teeth will whiten on their own.

    the problem is that most people don't want to get rid of the things in their lives that cause problems, and elect to fix the effects rather than the problem itself.

    stop drinking and eating things that stain your teeth, and they won't be yellow anymore. simple as that.

    you'll save money, too.

    1. Re:coffee and pepsi and coke, oh my by Black+Perl · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Also stop drinking red wine, grape juice, and eating tomatoes and chocolate. Oh, and stop getting older too, as your teeth become more porous.

      In my opinion, the thing to do is to stop thinking of yellowing teeth as a "problem" that needs to be fixed. It's natural.

      But if you are unduly influenced by Hollywood or all the Photoshopped magazine pictures, the thing to do is go to the dentist and get the real thing--a custom moulded tooth tray and whitening gel. My wife does this. There's a bit more upfront cost, but it works far better than the over-the-counter stuff, which won't get between your teeth.

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    2. Re:coffee and pepsi and coke, oh my by GoofyBoy · · Score: 1


      Maybe its just me, but I find that certain foods do promote discolouration of the teeth. And you can avoid them.

      Avoid smokes, coffee and tea. Increase your intake of calcium. Brush your teeth properly.

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    3. Re:coffee and pepsi and coke, oh my by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

      Even with all that, some people at least will still get pretty heavy discoleration. I don't drink soda, coffee or tea. I only eat snackfoods at most once or twice per month. I do get 100% of my RDA of calcium, floss once a day, use mouthwash and brush after two meals a day, and rince my mouth out with water after lunch. Doing all that since my mid teens, I've still wound up with yellowed teeth at 24.

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    4. Re:coffee and pepsi and coke, oh my by ahfoo · · Score: 1

      Speaking of between the teeth. Whoa, when you lose a tooth and get a chance to see what's between those suckers, it makes a little yellow on the outsides seem quite irrelevant.
      I've lost about three so far to root canals. Two broken as a youngster and one rotted out from general deterioration as I started getting older.
      Seeing what was between those puppies when one came out terrified me. I floss daily and brush plenty of times, but that doesn't matter. It's scarry.
      Now I'm hooked on these inter-dental cleaners, but I know they just can't get everything out of those spaces. So, I'd have to go with those who say just don't worry about it. Call it character. Look at Al Sharpton, he got nominated for president.

  10. Ask Slashdot: Antifungal Treatments? by flockofseagulls · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'll admit it: I've got fungus growing in my genital area and between my toes, and it bugs the hell out of me. I've seen ads (infomercials) over the past few years, but knew them to be mostly hoax products and have steered clear. But now I've noticed RiteAid and Walgreens selling "athletes foot" and "jock itch" treatments. They're moderately expensive ($5-$15), but I'd be willing to foot the large sum _if_ I knew how well they worked. Their ads claim clinical proof, but what exactly does that mean? Did a researcher test the drug on a sample of scrotii to measure effectiveness? Does use of the phrase 'clinically proven' require anything like FDA approval? Has anyone out there used any such product, or know someone who has? Did you use spray, ointment, or powder? Care to comment on how well it has worked? How long can you wear the same socks and underpants with this medication? Would you like to come over and apply the ointment or powder?

    1. Re:Ask Slashdot: Antifungal Treatments? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Scrotii? Are you serious? 'Virii' is annoying enough, but at least you can see why people get confused by it. Why do /. nerds insist on making up plurals? Contrary to what you seem to think, dreaming up your own words and deviating from known and accepted language standards does NOT make you look smart.

    2. Re:Ask Slashdot: Antifungal Treatments? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      try bathing!

      hth

    3. Re:Ask Slashdot: Antifungal Treatments? by flockofseagulls · · Score: 2, Funny

      What a dipshit. I wrote 'scrotii' to MAKE FUN of people who write 'virii' and other fake plurals on slashdot. If you can't tell that the entire post is a satirical version of the original, practically word-for-word, I feel sorry for your humorless existence.

    4. Re:Ask Slashdot: Antifungal Treatments? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Contrary to what you seem to think, dreaming up your own words and deviating from known and accepted language standards does NOT make you look smart.
      As opposed to nitpicking grammar and spelling which I'm guessing got you into Harvard ... or at least the Scrabble 500 club.
    5. Re:Ask Slashdot: Antifungal Treatments? by Mars+Ultor · · Score: 1

      This is one of the funniest comments I've ever read on /. Thanks, I needed that.

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    6. Re:Ask Slashdot: Antifungal Treatments? by Sr.+Zezinho · · Score: 1

      > try bathing!

      Is that FDA approved?

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  11. Here we go by Cinematique · · Score: 4, Informative

    Alright, I can speak on this with a good degree of authority, even though I am not a dentist.

    First off - the toothpastes are no good. As someone already mentioned, they don't keep the peroxide close to your teeth long enough. Equally crappy are those paint-on peroxides.

    White Strips are great, but they don't whiten all of your teeth, so you're left with a white section on otherwise dingy teeth. Plus it's relatively expensive for the results you get.

    If you really want to whiten your teeth... you really should go see a dentist. You need to go regularly to make sure you don't have teeth that are rotting from the inside out. ...but I'm going to assume that you don't want to go to the dentist because they can be very expensive. Assuming that your teeth are in relatively good shape, but you drink a lot of coffee or what have you, your best bet is to search Google for a company offering both carbamide peroxide gel in syringes and CUSTOM-fit trays.

    Here's the drill - You get a kit with a few syringes filled the carbamide peroxide gel, two trays, a lump of putty, and a pre-paid envelope. You take the putty, mash it into a tray and make an impression of your teeth. Take the tray, drop it into the envelope and send it to the company. Several weeks later, they send you custom-fit trays. Put some gel in the NEW tray and put the tray in your mouth for 15-30 minutes a day for a week or two. Several days later, bam... white teeth!

    1. Re: Here we Go by TubeSteak · · Score: 3, Insightful
      White strips are 'great' but they don't whiten all your teeth and they don't last. They're all 4/6/8% of some type of peroxide whitening agent and do not leave a lasting change. The kit that's being talked about above, is more like 18/22% and it will permanently change your smile in about 2 weeks. They suck b/c the stuff tastes kinda funky and you have to do it an hour each day, but the only possible side affect is sensitive teeth, which will go away if you stop using it.

      Once again, don't use those shitty whitening strips. they'll only help if you keep using them, which is great for the company that's selling. Go make one big spend and have a permanently whiter smile.

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  12. Have you tried liquid paper? by MarkusQ · · Score: 5, Funny

    Have you tried liquid paper?

    If not, don't. Liquid paper is not a good way to whiten your teeth. Normally I wouldn't think it neccessary to point that out, but since you also seemed to have missed the fact that:

    Slashdot is not a good place to get medical advice
    I thought that it might be worth mentioning.

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    1. Re:Have you tried liquid paper? by kinnell · · Score: 4, Funny
      Slashdot is not a good place to get medical advice

      That's where you're wrong. I happen to be a world renowned dentist and specialise in the whitening of grubby teeth. The solution is as follows:

      1. You can't whiten you're teeth completely while there still in you're mouth - either have a dentist remove them, or if that is too expensive, remove them yourself. A pair of pliars will do the trick.
      2. You need to dissolve the grime, so leave them to soak for two weeks in a cup of concentrated sulphuric acid. You can order this from a chemical supplier, but your local garage will probably have some in supply.
      3. Remove the teeth from the acid, remebering to rinse well in distilled water.
      4. Now simply replace you teeth in your mouth used the glue of your choice. I recommend araldite. A strip of gaffer/duct tape can help to hold them in until the glue sets.
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    2. Re:Have you tried liquid paper? by jon+doh! · · Score: 1

      1a. be sure to order the equipment/supplies you need before you remove your teeth. talking is hard without teeth and putting the teeth back in with glue (step 4) will only make it harder to pull them back out.

    3. Re:Have you tried liquid paper? by Mostly+Monkey · · Score: 2, Funny

      Be sure to number them also. It's a pain (no pun please) to figure out which molar goes where. I recommed a fine-point sharpy marker.

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  13. The absolute best product by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Is the Crest's night time whiting stuff. You paint your teeth with it before you go to bed, and then brush it off in the morning. I recently used it before a wedding, and lots of people noticed my teeth were much whiter. I've also read some reviews that rated it above the others. It's a two week treatment, and you have to get used to sleeping with it on, but it works really really well.

    1. Re:The absolute best product by awx · · Score: 2, Funny

      I always found that Tipp-ex does a much 'whiter' job (closer to #000000) and can be bought in bulk from your local Office World.

      Less confrontational too, the checkout dollie will never know that you want it for your teeth so you can avoid talking your problems out with someone! woohoo, get back to your D&D quicker!

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    2. Re:The absolute best product by KU_Fletch · · Score: 1

      I agree fully about the night time gel. It's easy to apply and it coats your teeth for the entire night (although the effects lose potency after an hour or so, still, no harm). The key with all treatments is contact time. I used the night time gel from Crest for 2 and a half weeks and my teeth were sparkling white. It also helped reguvinate my somewhat haphazard brushing schedule. (I admit it. I don't brush everyday. I'm lazy.)

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    3. Re:The absolute best product by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I recently used it before a wedding, and lots of people noticed my teeth were much whiter.
      This is disingenuous, unless by "it" you really mean "your best man's semen"
    4. Re:The absolute best product by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It wasn't my wedding. I didn't have a best man. But, perhaps you know something about the best men?

  14. Reminder... by floydigus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    News for Nerds. Stuff that matters

    What's next on ask Slashdot?

    "Penis extensions that really work?"
    "Recommendations for a sub-$500 shoe and handbag combination?"

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    1. Re:Reminder... by Echnin · · Score: 2
      I really like your "Penis extensions that really work?" question; the modern society's cosmetic expectations, such as for white teeth, is as silly as men's worry about not having a big enough penis. Damn. You really hit the matter right-on; it's not only off-topic for Slashdot; it's an extremely stupid thing to worry about.

      Here's some real advice to the ask slashdotter: Stop caring about what other people think about your appearance.

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    2. Re:Reminder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop caring about what other people think about your appearance.

      And start looking like you? No thanks, chewbacca.

    3. Re:Reminder... by TomGroves · · Score: 1

      Right...

      And let me guess: you don't comb your hair, don't wear deodorant, don't shave or trim your beard, and always buy an off brand product if one is available of equal quality to a name brand.

    4. Re:Reminder... by RackinFrackin · · Score: 1

      What's next on ask Slashdot?

      Ask Slashdot: Do you ever get that not-so-fresh-feeling?

      Hmm. Maybe that would make a better poll.

  15. some info by lingqi · · Score: 3, Informative

    as much as /. is not a good place for medical advice: howstuffworks is pretty good.

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  16. Whitetooth is the best. by Zarf · · Score: 2, Funny

    Whitetooth is like bluetooth only without as much IBM in it.

    I'm told that when it's officially launched Whitetooth will feature full backwards compatability with Bluetooth. Whitetooth features higher bandwith and increased range.

    I recently feild tested Bluetooth and Whitetooth in a few clubs and bars. Whitetooth fared better client responsiveness than Bluetooth or even the ubiquitous Yellowtooth. Clients which were signaled with the Whitetooth "grin" responded far more frequently than when presented with the Bluetooth "grin". The experimental Yellowtooth would often cause a total loss of communications with client devices in the vacinity.

    I would say that Whitetooth has a much brighter future than Bluetooth from these informal feild tests. I personally would avoid use of Yellowtooth until it gets cleaned up. If you don't have a Whitetooth vendor in your particular market, Bluetooth is still a good solution...

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  17. kind offtopic.. by steveheath · · Score: 1

    Well, yeah this fella's a bit offtopic unless you squint a bit. Most programmers I know are heavy coffee drinkers and I understand coffee is a "tooth-stainer".

    My opinion is 'live with it'. I can't imagine any method of whitening teeth that won't damage them.

  18. Clinically Proven by ralphclark · · Score: 1

    It should be obvious to an idiot that the words "clinically proven" can be used with relative impunity. I mean, just look at the crap they spout in hair and cosmetics commercials.

    Jennfier Aniston proclaiming "Here comes the science bit" ...Where? I don't see no fucking science in this stinking ad!

    1. Re:Clinically Proven by Zocalo · · Score: 1
      Quite. All that spam you get for various enhancement products should have taught all but the most gullible that this was the case. And *that* stuff even claims to have been endorsed by ABC, CNN, Fox and OPRAH! for God's sake. I mean if it's good enough for Oprah it must be good enough for Joe Sixpack, right?

      Although quite what Oprah wants herbal penis extension tablets (no pumps!) for, I don't want to know. ;)

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  19. How to have white teeth... by Apreche · · Score: 2, Informative

    Don't drink coffee.

    Don't smoke anything.

    Don't drink lots of soda or eat lots of candy.

    Do brush your teeth everymorning and every night.

    Voila! Perfectly clean teeth. I'm 21 and I've had 1 cavity ever take my advice. I attribute it mostly to my never drinking coffee or soda, ever.

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    1. Re:How to have white teeth... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I...

      Drink coffee

      Smoke lots

      Drink lots of red wine, but not so much soda or eat candy as I don't want to be a fat bastard.

      And I have perfectly clean teeth, and only one cavity ever in my 30 years.

    2. Re:How to have white teeth... by EdMack · · Score: 1

      I only drink fruit juice, milk and water (in that order of magnitude) and try to stick to eating fruit as snacks (not perfect tho :)), bursh every night and morning but still have yellow-ish teeth

      Do not assume that everyone has naturally good coloured teeth

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    3. Re:How to have white teeth... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm 35, I drink half a gallon of coffee a day, and eat all candy I can afford (I consider it one of the perks of being a responsible adult). I've only ever had one cavity ... or so the dentist said more than 10 years ago.

      My suggestion for those who aren't especially prone to cavities? Brush, floss, and avoid dentists at all costs. Use you own eyes to keep a tab on tooth-decay. You'll save yourself lots of pain and money dealing with fictional cavities that have a lot more to do with your dentist making his next yacht payment than your teeth.

      Oh yes, my teeth are white ... well, I think so. I haven't seen an optometrist since I last talked to my dentist ...

    4. Re:How to have white teeth... by CaptainStormfield · · Score: 1

      Good advise, except that its waaaayyy too late for most of us slashdotters. Plus I would probably lapse into a coma if I didn't drink coffee or soda on a regular basis.

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    5. Re:How to have white teeth... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ummm, a glass of fruit juice has as much sugar as a King Size bag of M&Ms - that's your problem. Don't assume cause it says "fruit" that it's good for you.

    6. Re:How to have white teeth... by cowbutt · · Score: 1
      Heh. I'm now 29 and have *zero* fillings. I've a few minor cavities that have built up over the years, but nothing (in my dentist's opinion) that's worth the trauma of filling. Suits me.

      Unfortunately, my teeth are slightly yellowed due to some medicine or other that I was taking when my teeth were coming through. Bummer.

      For the record, I eat chocolate fairly regularly (mainly ~50-70% cocoa stuff) and drink red wine regularly, but I only drink tea/coffee/cola occasionally, brush morning and night, and usually drink 1/2pt of semi-skimmed milk per day. I may die of heart disease, but at least my corpse will have nice teeth!

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    7. Re:How to have white teeth... by hether · · Score: 1

      You forget that teeth can be stained by the color that occurs naturally in foods. The beta carotene found in food products can stain teeth even if you've never touched the things you mention above. Other foods cause staining as well. Brushing your teeth will not get rid of this staining. Your advice is good for those who want to keep health teeth, but it will not necessarily keep them white.

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    8. Re:How to have white teeth... by dcypher_67 · · Score: 0

      How sad, 21 years old and never really lived.

      I suppose next you're going to try to convince us that drinking massive quantities of alcohol over a sustained period of time causes harmful health effects.

      Well I for one won't believe it!

    9. Re:How to have white teeth... by Uzik2 · · Score: 1

      Dental health seems to be genetic. I used to drink LOTS of soda and have never had a single cavity. An aquiantance of mine never drinks the stuff and her teeth are rotting out of her head.

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  20. Like Q would say in Star Trek... by anon1978 · · Score: 0

    You should be concentrating on the cause, not the symptoms.

  21. whiter teeth by ajs318 · · Score: 1

    The obvious one would be to cut down on the fags. If, however, you're one of the 31% {and the rest!} of smokers who don't want to give up, then I reckon your best option probably is to use sodium hydrogen carbonate {bicarbonate of soda} which you can get from any supermarket. Add toothpaste to wet brush, push it down between the bristles with your finger, and dip in a shallow tub of bicarb. Clean one side. Rinse brush, reload and clean other side. Rinse brush, reload and clean front teeth. Rinse your mouth really well to get rid of the bicarb {it's a weak alkali; so weak you shouldn't try to neutralise it with acid, or you risk overdoing it}.

    Alternatively, take a digital photo of yourself, and edit it so your teeth look whiter!

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    1. Re:whiter teeth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > The obvious one would be to cut down on the fags.

      Yes, nothing like sperm to discolour those teeth!

    2. Re:whiter teeth by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      Sperm?! What tobacconist are you going to?

      --
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  22. try BRUSHING! by wowbagger · · Score: 1

    (obcomment) This is "News for nerd - stuff that matters?" I don't think so, Tim.(/obcomment)

    Try BRUSHING your teeth. Really brushing - if you spend less than 2 minutes you aren't doing it correctly. Go to your dentist and get some disclosing tablets - these are basically food coloring that will stick to the plaque on your teeth. Brush. Then chew up a tablet. Then look in the mirror at all the places you DIDN'T reach. Brush again.

    I drink a fair amount of coffee (expresso, to boot). My teeth aren't unnaturally white - I don't look like I have liquid paper on my teeth, but they are whiter than most people's teeth.

    Go to your dentist for routine prophy (cleaning) twice a year.

    Make sure you are getting plenty of calcium in your diet, esp. if you drink lots of colas. The phosphoric acid in the cola has to be neutralized by the body, and guess what your body uses to do so: calcium.

    If you do those things, you should have strong teeth that are properly BONE colored (yes, I know that bones aren't dentin and enamel.) Bones aren't naturally white - the only time you see bones that are white are bones that have been sun-bleached.

    The rash of tooth-whitening ads you see on TV are due to the fact that the FDA has approved these products - that does not mean they WORK, or that they are GOOD for you, just that they aren't terribly BAD for you. But the idea that your teeth should be 0FFFFFF is just as much a media-implanted untruth as the idea that you MUST buy the latest boy-band's dreck.

    Story time: once I was in for my routine prophy, and my dentist was training a new tech. He was using my teeth as an example - "Now, we COULD go in here, cap these teeth to releive the crowding here and here..." and so on. After a bit, I said "yes, but we both know there is one thing caps cannot do that what I have can, and that is self-repair." "Yes, that's true, and you're right. Your teeth are good enough, what I was discussing would be purely cosmetic."

    I have to wonder what things will be like in 20 years, when the current crop of 20 somethings are 40 years old, wearing dentures because they burned their teeth out, running around saying "What? What did you say? Eh?" because of their ThunderThump3000 car stereos. I'm going to LAUGH at them!

    1. Re:try BRUSHING! by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      I have to wonder what things will be like in 20 years, when the current crop of 20 somethings are 40 years old, wearing dentures because they burned their teeth out, running around saying "What? What did you say? Eh?" because of their ThunderThump3000 car stereos. I'm going to LAUGH at them!

      I just hope we're further away from 'socialized medicine' than we are now, so we won't all end up paying for the idiot things those clods are doing to their bodies today.

      If you want a medical speciality to go into now that will pay hugely ten years from now, get into tattoo removal and/or cosmetic restorative surgery. All those holes and facial scars are gonna make somebody a MINT to remove.

    2. Re:try BRUSHING! by aminorex · · Score: 1

      Certainly clean teeth are a good thing, but don't
      get your hopes up too far.

      I seriously doubt that behaviour relates strongly to tooth
      color. While my primary teeth were blue-white, my
      permanent teeth have been yellow #2 since day 1. The
      same is true of all of the members of my father's family,
      so I'm inclined to think that it is a genetic condition.

      Of course smoking and drinking coffee will stain teeth,
      but that doesn't affect their intrinsic permanent color.

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    3. Re:try BRUSHING! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Soft drinks contain dissolved CO2. Thus, it's carbonic acid.

  23. Re:what colorspace are you in? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    always found that Tipp-ex does a much 'whiter' job (closer to #000000)

    #000000 is black. Hate to see your teeth.

    (maybe you meant #ffffff)

  24. Worst...Thread...Ever... by NickFusion · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Brush your damn teeth, and quit worrying. Were in ghods green earth did we get the idea that our teeth had to have an unnatural blue-white brilliance that can be used to signal low-flying planes if the sun hits them right? Oh, right. Television.

    They're bone. They yellow over time and with use. It's a natural human thing. Get over it. Unless you use them professionally, say as a movie actor, you can probably just eek through your life with a slightly off-white tint, and still, somehow, die happy.

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    1. Re:Worst...Thread...Ever... by servicepack158 · · Score: 1

      where's the "i have no teeth you insensitive clod" post? =)

    2. Re:Worst...Thread...Ever... by aminorex · · Score: 1

      Anything that improves my marketability as a mate is a
      good thing, in my view. Dark eyes, white teeth, well-
      defined eyebrows, no extraneous facial hair, smooth skin,
      fresh breath -- all of these are of crucial importance in
      the race to insinuate my genetic material into the pool.

      Of course being rich helps much, much more.

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    3. Re:Worst...Thread...Ever... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if youre whole life is defined by your ability to be a "mate" i suggest you quit trying to compete with humans and move into the amazon rainforest.

    4. Re:Worst...Thread...Ever... by aminorex · · Score: 1

      The emphasis is on genome propagation. Marketing myself
      as a mate is merely instrumental. The goal is to
      reproduce early and often.

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      -I like my women like I like my tea: green-
  25. Bleaching teeth by Silh · · Score: 5, Informative

    As a dentist, first of all, I cannot recommend anything for a specific situation without actually seeing the situation myself. There are different reasons why teeth are yellow, and different ways of whitening as well. As mentioned by many others, get a dentist to have a look at the situation first.

    For some more general information about bleaching products: They are all peroxide-based, usually carbamide peroxide, which breaks down into hydrogen peroxide upon use. There are various ways of delivery. The over-the-counter methods such as the strips or paint-on system are lower in concentration than what you would find in a dentist-provided system, but basically the same thing. If you see a dentist, you can either have a home bleaching system made up for you, or have in-office bleaching done. The take-home system entails wearing a custom-made tray carrying the bleaching gel overnight. In-office bleaching uses quite a high concentration of peroxide, applied over a short period of time. Which one you pick depends on how much hassle you want, and costs will vary.

    How well does it work? Generally, there will be some whitening, but how much depends on the patient. Smoking, coffee, and foods that stain are absolute no-no's, especially right when you're doing the bleaching, since the teeth at that point can very easily pick stains back up. 'Clinically proven' is a phrase I absolutely hate. To me, it's just a marketing phrase, and says nothing about the amount or quality of research that has been done on a particular product.

    Last of all, there can be side effects from bleaching. Many people have reported sensitivity (hot and cold) after they've done it; It goes away for some. Also, I don't know of any long-term studies on whether the teeth are damaged in any way, or more susceptible to decay/etc., so that question is still up in the air.

    Personally, I do bleaching for patients on occasion, but I don't really push it, due to concern about side effects. Plus, I find the resulting look can be unnatural compared to how natural teeth are supposed to look.

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    -- Silhouette
    1. Re:Bleaching teeth by FFFish · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Also, I don't know of any long-term studies on whether the teeth are damaged in any way, or more susceptible to decay/etc., so that question is still up in the air."

      And there's the kicker: you may get white teeth, but in doing so, you might also end up destroying them in the long run.

      Faced with the choice of yellowish teeth 'til I die, or no teeth starting at age 55, I think I'll take the yellowish teeth for $300, Alex.

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    2. Re:Bleaching teeth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Woohoo! I'll give you those yellowish teeth for the low, low price of $300. Heck, I'll even knock off $10 since I'm such a nice guy. Where do I send my paypal address so payment can be made?

    3. Re:Bleaching teeth by Wog · · Score: 1

      Faced with the choice of yellowish teeth 'til I die, or no teeth starting at age 55, I think I'll take the yellowish teeth for $300, Alex.

      $300 for yellowish teeth? I got mine for free...

  26. Whitening at home vs. dentist by maunleon · · Score: 4, Interesting

    You basically have three options:

    1. Buying somethng off shelf

    These most of the times do not work. They are too weak, and they wash off too easily. If they have mouth guards, they are cheap ones that don't fit well.

    The advantage is that if you have sensitive teeth this is the best option. And it's the cheapest.

    Cost: $10-$40

    2. Using something like BriteSmile or.. (whatever other names are.. Zoom?)

    These work best. You sit in a chair, you watch a movie while an assistant props your mouth open and applies some paste. Then, they shine a light on the paste for an hour. You walk out with about 7 shades whiter.

    Cost: about $500.
    Advantages: fast! You can do it over lunch hour. Good results.

    3. Dentist at-home whitening

    Dentist gives you some syringes and a mouthguard. You add a little liquid to the mouthguard and wear them anywhere from 20 mins to overnight.

    Cost: about $300 initial (mouth guard is expensive), plus about $45 to resupply syringes periodically. Can buy them much cheaper off the internet (same big brands)

    Advantages: cheaper than britesmile, works much better than the off-the-shelf ones. Good results.
    Disadvantages: expensive, most sensitivity issues (especially with 20% concentrations)

    So, don't waste your money on off the shelf ones. Also, these things don't work on everything. If your teeth are gray because some medicine you took, you may need caps instead of bleaching. A dentist can tell you best.

  27. Because /. has been circling the drain by BigGerman · · Score: 1

    .. for a while now!
    Rinse and spit.

  28. Gnarly Yellow Teeth are Healthy by CyberGarp · · Score: 2, Funny

    I grew up drinking well water. It turned my teeth a really funky yellow. Everyone's teeth from this area were yellow. Guess what, I've never had a cavity. I rarely goto the dentist. They always try to talk me into a teeth whitening program. They never find a cavity. I'm 36. I'm convinced that once they bleach those wonderful minerals out of my teeth, then I'll start having all those wonderful cavities that people with white teeth suffer from. Also as a side benefit, they glow brightly under black light, so when I goto a funky bar-- I got the brightest teeth. Don't bleach them, smile proudly anyway, screw marketing. Please brush however, noone likes bad breath. P.S. Slashdot is not a place for any kind of real advice.

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    1. Re:Gnarly Yellow Teeth are Healthy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was the funniest thing I ever read!

  29. epinions is like that by js7a · · Score: 1
    Registered epinions users get graded on the quality, quantity, and completeness (verbosity) of their reviews, very much like slashdot karma. Because some kind of a word-count system gets used, it is not uncommon to see ~*~*~*~ supluferious things ~*~*~*~ all over the reviews.

    However, it's better than nothing, and their are safegards in place to prevent unfairness and marketing subterfuge. I have no idea how well they work, but I do know epinons is entirely reliable in my experience.

    The last thing I purchased through epinions was a child car seat, and I am sure that epinions saved Sharon and I a whole lot of time, and plenty of money.

  30. Teeth Bleaching in the UK by robot_guy · · Score: 1

    Just to put my oar in when I was last at my dentist there was a note up that they were no longer able to offer teeth whitening treatment due to EU laws.

    A quick search showed that as it was a cosmetic treatment the current laws restrict the concentration of hydrogen peroxide to 0.1%. Home kits apparently have about 3.6% and some treatments performed by dentists have up to 38%.

    The law is being an ass, but this should come as a surprise.

    1. Re:Teeth Bleaching in the UK by Tackhead · · Score: 1
      > A quick search showed that as it was a cosmetic treatment the current laws restrict the concentration of hydrogen peroxide to 0.1%. Home kits apparently have about 3.6% and some treatments performed by dentists have up to 38%

      When I read about the in-office systems at 38%, all I could do was say "No. No no no no no no no no no."

      3%, sure. 6%, maybe. But 38%? WTF d00d? Doctor, are you farking nuts? H202 is nasty stuff, crap, that's almost halfway to rocket fuel, and it's not something that belongs anywhere near my mouth, not without a damn good reason.

      While I'm reasonably confident that little or no short-term harm is likely to come from having the 38% treatment applied under supervision of a dentist, until someone starts paying me $100,000 a year to have a pretty smile, yellow teeth continue to fail the "damn good reason" test.

      (Last time I was at a dentist who offered me the treatment, and I told him that although I appreciated his need to stay in business, but that I couldn't think of any medically necessary reason I needed 35% H202 in my mouth, he smiled and shook my hand :)

    2. Re:Teeth Bleaching in the UK by scorp1us · · Score: 1

      Um, like people nt he UK care about their teeth?
      I've always thought it was a stereo type and/or a big joke. But it actually is true. Worst teeth evar.

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  31. My dad, the dentist by radon28 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You're right. I remember when these first came to market, my dad, who is a dentist and performs teeth whitening procedures (among other things, of course), was actually worried because these OTC products whitened teeth almost as well as he did, but for a tiny, tiny fraction of the price. I think you only need to wear them twice a day, for half an hour each time, and over a few weeks your teeth will turn several shades whiter.

    1. Re:My dad, the dentist by neitzsche · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I bought a box of the whitening strips. I found using them to be a big pain. Leaving the stupid things on for 1/2 hr to an hour is not a luxury I have every day (let alone twice a day.)

      On the other hand, for the week or so I stuck with it, my teeth (to me anyhow) seemed a little brighter.

      Thank you /. for reminding me to make a dentist appointment!

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    2. Re:My dad, the dentist by phoenix_rizzen · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've got very strong tooth enamel, never had a cavity, don't have problems with plaque or tartar, have fairly straight teeth, and so on. IOW, I have never had a problem with my teeth.

      Two days into the Whiteneing Strips programme, and my teeth ACHED!! Even just breathing through my mouth hurt. Had problems chewing for a bit. Had to switch to a one-day-on, two-days-off rotation to keep the pain away, and never used more than half the strips in the box.

      I highly recommend people don't use these things. Whatever is in them feels almost like it is eating away at the teeth.

    3. Re:My dad, the dentist by n9hmg · · Score: 1

      I wonder if Proctor & Gamble have anything in their contract to let them out of paying if comments like this were attached as replies to such perfectly-staged shills as the grandparent and great-grandparent comments.
      To the editors' credit, I just turned on score display, and see that the parent post isn't moderated to oblivion - in fact, sports an informative. I may very well be wrong, and the article is not a shill, but rather a very ill-considered legitimate question. It's just that now, with the push to be profitable, I could see the temptation to manipulate the system.
      One other note - the article is off the front page, and not in the "older stuff", while the article before and after it chronologically, are still on the front page. I'm guessing that intentional or not, this one burned.

  32. Here's what I know. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not a dentist, but I have a close family member who is a dentist.

    I asked him about this once, and this is what he said:

    First, he said that toothpastes don't work because they're not in contact with the tooth long enough.

    Second, he said that any peroxide formula will whiten your teeth equally well. So he suggested using diluted hydrogen peroxide rinses over the course of a couple of weeks. He said, however, that there is some evidence that prolonged use of hydrogen peroxide can damage your mouth. So someone shouldn't do it for more than two weeks or so, just occasionally.

    Basically, he said that if you want to whiten your mouth you should go to a dentist. But if you don't want to, you could use hydrogen peroxide rinses, but only very briefly and occasionally (e.g., once a year or so). The stuff the dentist does is designed to be much safer.

  33. Peroxide by pmz · · Score: 2, Funny

    Screw the over-the-counter stuff. Get your hazmat permit and go straight to the rocket-fuel supply store. Some of that hypergolic pure hydrogen peroxide will blow you away with whiteness! Guaranteed results with the first application!

    Warning: be very careful to not spill product during application. All surfaces, including the countertop, the cabinet, and likely the walls and foundation of your house may incur noticable damage. Perhaps the housing association won't notice the new windows...but you can't be too careful!

  34. Bling Bling! by GoRK · · Score: 1

    Why whiten when you can get Mr. Bling instead?

    Sure, it's a little more expensive, but think of all the fine honeys you'll get. You won't even have to get em drunk first, which can add up to substantially lower total cost of ownership.

    ~GoRK

    1. Re:Bling Bling! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess for you thats the only way you could have sex.... rape the bitch by getting her/him/it drunk first......

      ~GoAT~

  35. Already covered by Taco! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Check out his web site for the penis growth formulas... Covered in detail!

    1. Re:Already covered by Taco! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's some stuff that'll make your penis grow.

  36. Cliff, wtf is wrong with you.... by nomel · · Score: 1

    Screw this being marked as a troll...this is getting rediculouse...cliff needs a big red muzzle.
    (notice, I didn't use my karma bonus)

  37. Another option by simetra · · Score: 2, Informative

    I don't know if these still exist, but when I was a youth, they had these tooth guard things to put in your mouth when doing sports. First you boil some water, then drop this thing into it. When it's hold and melty, you put it in your mouth and bite down. It forms to your teeth and stays that way when it cools. This would save you the postage and time of mailing such a thing out.

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    1. Re:Another option by Cinematique · · Score: 1

      They're nowhere NEAR the quality of custom-fit trays. The custom tray requires much less gel, and since it's closer to your teeth, less is wasted in the actual process as well.

      Mouthgards suck.

      If you're gonna do it, do it right.

  38. 1 Hour Whitening and other professional methods by xWeston · · Score: 1

    I did a one our whitening treatment to my teeth and it produced dramatic results. The treatment was similar to "Brite Smile" but it was equipment from rembrandt instead. Here is a before/after picture. A2 was the color of my front teeth, A3 was the color of my canines

    "Dramatic Results"

    You can get your teeth this much whiter with other methods, but it will also take a much longer time. Over the counter stop doesnt work very well at all, no matter what it is.

    However, you can get your dentist to make you whitening trays and give you the gel so that you can do it on your own at home. This method works well but takes a much longer time (30min-2hr per day for months). I am going to get trays made so that i can continue to whiten my teeth once every so often to keep the new shade.

    1. Re:1 Hour Whitening and other professional methods by DrBobcf · · Score: 1

      Most bleaching tray products - used with a CUSTOM fitted tray - work in a week, with very noticeable results in 2 weeks. If you took months, something was wrong. Even tetracycline stained teeth (the worst type of staining) doesn't take that long.

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  39. Good Slate Article by chowbok · · Score: 1

    There was a really good Slate article on that very topic last year: http://slate.msn.com/id/2063524/

  40. AquaFresh Whitening (all flavours) by phoenix_rizzen · · Score: 1

    Works slowly, but it works. And, it tastes a *lot* better than the other whitening toothpastes I've tried (Colgate, Crest, Arm & Hammer).

  41. For what its worth... by jag164 · · Score: 1

    I've tried the crest whitening strips....(~$30) didn't work so well. I tried the cheap goo in the mouth peice (~$15 - forgot the maker)....not so good. I then tried the rembrandt goo in the mouth piece (~$35). This stuff works pretty well on coffee and tobacco stains. Just one man's opinion.

  42. Crest Whitening Strips, Colgate Whitenening Gel by phoenix_rizzen · · Score: 1

    These both work, and work fairly quickly.

    However, the Whitenening Strips made my teeth ache if I used them for two days in a row. Had to switch to a one-day-on, two-days-off rotation.

    The Whiteneing Gel works ok, but you have to let it dry on your teeth without you tongue or lips touching your teeth (takes about two minutes). That was a real pain.

    I also tried another one that had used a gel and a tooth mold. That one didn't work too well, and it really made me salivate, which made a mess. Stopped using that one after a week.

    I still think the best bet is to get a job with dental coverage, and get a good scrubbing done at the dentist. :)

  43. Re:While we're on the subject by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's something that'll help make your penis bigger!

  44. tooth whitening at home by budgenator · · Score: 3, Informative
    While I'm not a dentist, I am a Dental Technicican who works for a dentist, and read the trades arround the office; so any opinions should be considered as questions for your licensed dental health providers.
    1. Clinical Proof = A sample of patients, selected by the manufacter to be highly motivated to comply with treatment protocols, and to have stains that the product are most effective against, have achieved a statisticaly significant whitening. The tester are dentists of course, and publish in peer reviewed journals, so they of course use a professional level of ethics; but because the work is funded by a vendor, results that are complimentary to the vendor tend to get submitted to the publisher, results that arn't tend to get forgotten,
    2. The amount of whitening is usualy poorly defined as a "shade" rather than well defined as in "Patient presented with shade A3.5 on the Vita Lumin(Tm) vacuum shade guide(an industry standard shade guide) and achieve shade A2 apon completetion of treatment".
    3. FDA approval for Dental products are not as riggerous as for Medical Products. In fact materials that are FDA regulated are not regulated by OSHA,alowing dental personnel to be exposed to chemicals that would not be allowed in any other work places.
    4. Teeth have two types of stain,
      1. external or extrinsic this is a staining of the bio-film, Plaque and tartar.
      2. internal or intrinstic staining of the actual tooth enamal such as coffee/tea/tobaco or even deeper levels as in tetracycline stains.

    5. All tooth whitening products work by oxygen bleaching, which is released from peroxide ions, either hydrogen peroxide (weaker) or from carboxamides (stronger). Additionaly the oxygen tends to kill or inhibit anaerobic organisms which are more likely to be pathogenic and odor causing.


    so I would recommend
    1. a professional teeth cleaning at your dentist's office or a local
      dental hygiene school.
    2. Using dent-mat's "Dazzling White" tooth paste kit,(low abrasion) or at least a bicarbonate of soda/hydrogen peroxide tooth paste and J&J's whitening dental floss for any remaining between teeth stains (abrasive).
    3. an Over The Counter toothe whitening product.


    don't get too carried away with the whitening, adults don't look natural with milk-white teeth, and teeth that are too white can make matching shades for restorative work immpossible. As for effectiveness I'd say that if the crest products were not effective, then the dental
    community would not be so royaly pissed off at them for marketing direct to the public, instead of through the dentists. In offfice or dentist supplied take home kits do tend to work faster.
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  45. Unfortunate news for you... by Sidlon · · Score: 1

    http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/898648/posts

    1. Re:Unfortunate news for you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do realize that you're quoting a satirical paper?

  46. RE: Tooth Bleaching in the UK by tilleyrw · · Score: 0
    35% Hydrogen Peroxide can be bought at your local healthfood stores here in the US. I've consumed the stuff before (http://www.oxytherapy.com/) for weeks. Diluted, grant you.

    I've gargled with 35% H2O2 before to help me resist winter colds. It works. It is not smart, as 35% will burn when it contacts the mucous membranes at the back of your throat but you do live. Just gargle and spit.

    Don't be afraid of something before you understand it.

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  47. Here's the deal by portwojc · · Score: 1

    Talk to your dentist. They can do all sorts of things in addition to the products you see advertised.

    Some dentists can get the Crest white strips in a much stronger version and I think more for the money.

    All in all talk to your dentist. The whitening strips work (not perfect but results are good) even for those who have yellow teeth by nature/accident (thanks to those drugs babies are no longer given).

  48. go with the real stuff by AssFace · · Score: 1

    Crest WhiteStrips are available in two forms. There is the kind that you can only get at the dentist, and then the kind you can get over the counter in many drugstores and groceries.

    The OTC version is much more dilute, and costs nearly the same as the dentist version.

    You are better off going to the dentist and getting those - which are $60 and work - then instead going to the store and buying them for $40 and having them not work.

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  49. Re:what colorspace are you in? by awx · · Score: 1

    ah poo. :)

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  50. Warning about whitening toothpastes by scorp1us · · Score: 1

    While all tooth paste is mildly abrasive, the whitening ones are more abbrasive. You are not supposed to use whitening tooth pastes all the time. Eventually, you'll wear down your enamel.

    Remember the key to life: everything in moderation.

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  51. Re:what colorspace are you in? by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

    ah poo. :)

    Yep, that color.

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  52. What would be even better: by Wills · · Score: 1

    As tea and coffee are the most powerful tooth stainers, how about neutralizing the staining ingredients first before they can get into your mouth by adding a de-colorizer like activated charcoal and a pinch of baking soda to your tea and coffee?

    1. Re:What would be even better: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kinda like adding bleach to mud?

  53. Mouthwash? by gabec · · Score: 1

    So.... what's wrong with mouthwash?

  54. NOT self repairing ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "yes, but we both know there is one thing caps cannot do that what I have can, and that is self-repair."

    The ENAMEL on your teeth (which is the outter covering, the part you see, the part being turned from yellow to white) is as dead as your HAIR and FINGERNAILS. It is NOT self-repairing.

    Bone is self-repairing, and actually is absorbed and rebuilt continually at a rate of about 1% per month (or about 100% per seven years).

  55. Re:This may be an urban legend but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I heard about a guy in the Arizona desert who had a surplus JATO unit. It occurred to him that he could whiten his teeth really, really fast by utilizing it. He mounted it appropriately and added hydrogen peroxide and then ...

  56. Hey /,. help me too! by chunkwhite86 · · Score: 1

    I have noticed that my herpes outbreaks are getting more nasty than usual. My genital warts are flaring up as well. What does the typical slashdot geek do to treat their symptoms? I've heard various TV and radio ads for products that claim to help, but before I shell out the $50 for the product, I'd like to hear how well it works. What are your thoughts?

    --
    I'd rather be a conservative nutjob than a liberal with no nuts and no job.
  57. ADA accepted by Teach · · Score: 1

    Does use of the phrase 'clinically proven' require anything like FDA approval?

    I'm not a dentist, but my Dad is. The upshot is this: look on the packaging. On the front you're looking for a little logo that says:

    A D A
    ACCEPTED
    American
    Dental
    Association(R)

    On the back, it should have a little blurb that says something like:

    "[This product] has been shown to be an effective [product for a specific purpose] that can be of significant value when used as directed in conjunction with [other steps] in a conscientiously applied program of oral hygiene and regular professional care. It has been shown to [do certain things], but has not been shown to [do other things]. Its affect on [final thing] has not been determined." - Council on Scientific Affairs - American Dental Association

    If the product doesn't have anything on it from the ADA, it probably doesn't work. A good example of this is "Plax", a pre-brushing mouth rinse which claims to loosen plaque so your brushing is more effective. Only problem is, when the ADA tested it, they found that a saline solution was more effective. Hence "Plax" can't bear any ADA logo, and you're probably wasting your money by buying it. Whereas right next to it on the shelf is usually "ACT", a fluoride rinse for after you brush your teeth. It works quite well, and has the ADA's "seal of approval" to prove it.

    (Incidentally, Plax is also "clinically-proven": they contrasted brushing with a dry toothbrush (no water or toothpaste) for fifteen seconds vs. rinsing with Plax and then brushing with a dry toothbrush for fifteen seconds. Turns out using Plax first "loosened" the plaque, so brushing was more effective for people using a dry toothbrush for fifteen seconds. If, on the other hand, you're using a wet toothbrush with toothpaste (like most of us), then rinsing with Plax first is a waste of time and money.)

    So regarding tooth whitening, I have three recommendations, in order:

    • Don't be shallow. Who cares what color your teeth are if they're healthy?
    • Failing that, go see your dentist. It may cost a little more, but quality typically does.
    • If you're shallow and broke, buy an over-the-counter product with the ADA seal on it.
    --
    Graham "Teach" Mitchell, computer science teacher, Leander HS
  58. What worked for me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's my deal:

    * Go to college - pretty decent teeth... fairly clean

    * Drink coffee, smoke about a pound of weed every week, drink soda, beer, eat *whatever*, brush like once or maybe twice a day...

    * Come home from grad school - teeth yellow, some gingivitis...

    * Dentist recommends a SoniCare toothbrush. Offers me a coupon for some bucks off, and 30 day money-back guarantee...

    * 30 days later, gums have no gingivitis, and are getting whiter (still haven't changed the diet, but do smoke lots less weed...).

    * 6 months later - teeth several shades lighter. Not bright white, but not disgusting yellow like when I graduated...

    * Teeth feel really smooth after brushing (only takes two minutes). For the first week of owning the sonicare, my gums hurt, but that's because I was cleaning all that crap out of there...

    My advice - buy a Sonicare. Use it with a gel toothpaste (I use Crest tartar control). Brush twice a day with it (4 mins a day out of your life). Replace the head every 6 months (oh, $20 or so). Floss once a week, maybe twice. Try to brush after drinking coffee or wine (or at least swish your mouth with some plain water).

    Forget fooling with the trays, and strips, and all that shit.