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Linux Beer Hike in Slovakia

palfreman writes "The Linux Beer Hike is less than a month away. This year it is in Banská Bystrica, Slovakia, following last years success in County Clare, Ireland, and the 2001 event in Bouillon, Belgium. This year the dates are Saturday, August 9 to Sunday, August 17. There is also registration site and a members mailinglist. I'm driving from England, a 2400 mile round trip!"

174 comments

  1. Beer and Linux by quinkin · · Score: 0
    Life is good.

    Q.

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    1. Re:Beer and Linux by Setti · · Score: 1, Funny
      Linux Beer, for that smooth flavor, there's Highspeed, and for that Lite Flavor that will fill you up, and won't let you down, Fullspeed Linux Beer!

      :P

  2. mmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    mmmmm beer, mmmmmmm linux

  3. Scary title by God!+Awful+2 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Phew... when I first read that headline I thought someone had raised the price of beer in Slovania. Not that I'm ever going to go to Slovania, but with globalization and stuff I worry about these things.

    -a

    1. Re:Scary title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slovania? It's Slovakia or Slovenia. Take your pick.

    2. Re:Scary title by muzzmac · · Score: 1, Funny

      I always thought beer was free because of Linux.

    3. Re:Scary title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no such place as Slovania. There is Slovenia and Slovakia. There are also Pennsylvania and Transylvania; maybe you were thinking about those. But there is no Slovania. Sorry.

      But then. George Bush couldn't tell the difference. :P

      This reminds me of someplace where I saw "Slovakia" spelled "Slavakia". That bugged me a bit.

    4. Re:Scary title by God!+Awful+2 · · Score: 1, Funny


      There is no such place as Slovania. There is Slovenia and Slovakia. There are also Pennsylvania and Transylvania; maybe you were thinking about those. But there is no Slovania. Sorry.

      Shlovenia, Shlovakia, Sholevnia,,, who cares? I'm drinking right now, and this beer ain't free.

      -a

    5. Re:Scary title by cioxx · · Score: 1
      There is no such place as Slovania. There is Slovenia and Slovakia. There are also Pennsylvania and Transylvania; maybe you were thinking about those. But there is no Slovania. Sorry.

      Oh no?

      What's this?

      Just for the reference, here's the map of Slovakia.

      The confusing part is that both Slovanians and Slovaks refer to their countries as Slovensko.
    6. Re:Scary title by reminor · · Score: 1

      well this is SlovEnia, not SlovAnia.

    7. Re:Scary title by reminor · · Score: 2, Informative

      Wrong !

      According to this,

      Slovene word for Slovenia is Slovenija
      Slovak word for Slovakia is Slovensko

    8. Re:Scary title by jg2 · · Score: 0

      You are confused, ha, ha. Not Slovaks or Slovenians.

    9. Re:Scary title by cioxx · · Score: 1

      The Slovak part was wrong, I agree. But what's your beef with Slovenians?

    10. Re:Scary title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's even more scary is that there is no country called Slovania...

      Slovakia ok, even Slovenia is also ok. But Slovania...

      Maybe a new target for Dubya?

    11. Re:Scary title by travdaddy · · Score: 1

      You shouldn't have worried, it would have only been Linux beer, which I have never seen for sale in America. ;P

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    12. Re:Scary title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haven't you heard? The CIA does not give accurate information anymore

    13. Re:Scary title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's Slovenia, not Slovania. Pronounced "Sloveeenia". Someone from Slovenia is a "Slovene", not a "Slovenian". Slovenes are Slovenian, though.

    14. Re:Scary title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      John Connor where are you. Its begun!!

  4. DUI? by futileboy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Man, that's a heck of a long way to drive drunk. What is one to do to avoid sobriety?

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  5. M$ by Mr.+Self+estruct · · Score: 4, Funny

    *Microsoft ploy to get all Linux users intoxicated and in one place*

    1. Re:M$ by t0ny · · Score: 1

      I heard Microsoft is holding their own competing hike in the Himalayas. They are also going to charge for the beer.

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  6. Robot Ballon by 10+Speed · · Score: 4, Funny

    I guess we know where that Robot Ballon is heading then...

    1. Re:Robot Ballon by Compact+Dick · · Score: 0

      Who is Robot Ballon?

    2. Re:Robot Ballon by 10+Speed · · Score: 1

      I know, I know, but by the time I had seen my error it was too late...

      besides a spelling error on /. doesn't look to out of place

    3. Re:Robot Ballon by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 1

      It was pure comic genius anyway. I couldn't stop laughing.

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    4. Re:Robot Ballon by Xerithane · · Score: 1

      besides a spelling error on /. doesn't look to out of place

      No kidding. (my sig)

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  7. Damit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Linux and beer, add a women and this is my ultimate fantasy. I would just settle for the beer, but all I have is linux :-(

    1. Re:Damit by Trigun · · Score: 4, Funny

      Beer to get her drunk enough to go home with him, linux to look up what to do when you get her home.

      Just stay away from the anime. Women don't have tails. If you find one, that's a badthing!

    2. Re:Damit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a vacation those days. now how do I get my girlfriend to think it would be an interesting trip? she likes beer and hiking is ok.. but she's not into Linux or talking about computing.

    3. Re:Damit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      first.. you have to think really hard.. I mean really really concentrate so you can bring her into existence

    4. Re:Damit by Penguinshit · · Score: 1

      You find a woman with a tail, she's probably one of these...

    5. Re:Damit by hype7 · · Score: 1
      Linux and beer, add a women and this is my ultimate fantasy. I would just settle for the beer, but all I have is linux :-(


      buddy, if you're looking for women, don't mention the word "Linux".

      Just a gentle hint.

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  8. Penguin Beer by AstroMage · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Penguin Beer- Quite possibly the Best Beer in the World! ;-)

  9. Is the beer free as in linux? by Trigun · · Score: 2, Funny

    RMS is going to have a field day!

    1. Re:Is the beer free as in linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or a really, really bad GNU/hangover.

    2. Re:Is the beer free as in linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      The beer is free, you just have to pay for support.

  10. beer, round trip? by TWX · · Score: 2, Funny

    "...I'm driving from England, a 2400 mile round trip!"

    Woah. You must have one helluva committed designated driver...

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    1. Re:beer, round trip? by mpmansell · · Score: 1

      Beware the Brussels ring road....

    2. Re:beer, round trip? by emmettk · · Score: 1

      PL/1 now there is a lanquage I haven't heard of in a very long time.

      Played with in in College some.

  11. Re:Look for job while you're East! by Compact+Dick · · Score: 5, Funny
    ...you will probably have more luck finding a job in Russia anyway! Good luck!

    He doesn't have to worry. After all, in Soviet Russia the jobs find you.
  12. I always suspectedd these two words are close by SolitaryMan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But can anyone explain what this event is?

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    1. Re:I always suspectedd these two words are close by Jarth · · Score: 1, Funny

      There have been attempts to restore some information from the attendees to previous events, unfortunately all attempts have failed. In the end the doctors said it is best to simply give up any restore procedures and hire some agency to make sure people drink less next time.

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    2. Re:I always suspectedd these two words are close by geeklawyer · · Score: 4, Informative

      Its an informal gathering of geeks who hang out in some venue like a church hall for a week and hack and give talks. We also go on walks around interesting areas in the locality; mountains hills whatever. We also go siteseeing a lot caves and castles being a perennial favourite. In truth less walking goes on than I think should happen but hell its a holiday people do what they want.

      Then in the evening we invade the local pubs and get blasted (well I do). When the beer hike hits town its a shock and awe thing; we invariably pick a small village with pubs or restaurants that are normally used by 4/5 locals; and all of a sudden they are swamped by 40/50 geeks, its anarchy.

      At the moment we only do European country in which some sucke^Hvolunteer has arranged a hall with Net connectivity and power and scouted out accommodation etc. There talk of a US version since so many Americans come but thats not happened so far.

      Its totally informal and fun - those of who go are always keen for the next one.

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  13. 2400 miles? That's nothing! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Try moving to Sweden and you will get used to driving long distances. Guess we have to with only 21,6 people per sq km. (England have 247,4)

    1. Re:2400 miles? That's nothing! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      21,6 is a VERY high desity of population for a canadian...
      21,6 to 2,1 and you still can't play hockey??

    2. Re:2400 miles? That's nothing! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, that sounds awful in Sweden. Here in Alaska we have a density of 0,35 people per sq km.

    3. Re:2400 miles? That's nothing! by richie2000 · · Score: 1

      The part of Sweden where I'm from (Härjedalen) is just under 1. There's a rumour that we're defined as uninhabited by the EU. :-)

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    4. Re:2400 miles? That's nothing! by uberdood · · Score: 1

      Feh. I can drive 1000 miles and not even leave my STATE, let alone my country. Luckily I can walk to the nearest store from my house for beer. :)

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    5. Re:2400 miles? That's nothing! by nacturation · · Score: 2, Informative

      Some lower ones:

      Canada: 3.46 per square km
      Russia: 8.53

      Some higher ones:

      China: 137.71
      Micronesia: 193.55
      India: 351.76

      And the highest?

      Holy See (Vatican): 2045.45 (pop 900, land: 0.44 sq km)

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    6. Re:2400 miles? That's nothing! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not quite right

      Hong Kong 6688 (7,303,334, 1,092 sq km)
      Monaco 16403 (31,987, 1.95 sq km)

      Ok Hong Kong is not really a country, but Monaco surely is.

    7. Re:2400 miles? That's nothing! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I stand corrected!

  14. Not to worry by Compact+Dick · · Score: 1

    As soon as I saw this article, I popped into the local liquor shop and got me a six-pack of...

    BEER!

    Now it all makes sense.

  15. No more free beer? by erice · · Score: 1

    Linux beer hike? That's outrageous! Linux beer is supposed to always be free as in, er... Whatever! Isn't that what the GPL is about?

    1. Re:No more free beer? by lokedhs · · Score: 1
      I believe beer is so cheap in Slovakia that it's practically free.

      Compare with sweden where you'll pay 5 EUR or more for a pint.

  16. why? (NT) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NT

  17. Ooops by Basehart · · Score: 1

    Should be called The Linux LAGER Hike in Slovakia - no Beer there!

    1. Re:Ooops by mpmansell · · Score: 1

      Really want to bet on that?? Slovakia has some of the best beer I've had:)

    2. Re:Ooops by jg2 · · Score: 1

      Have you ever been in Slovakia ?

    3. Re:Ooops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not grammar nazi, but there is little lesson:

      Have you ever been to Slovakia?

      Hope this helps.

    4. Re:Ooops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks, I am to Slovakia and we don't get very good English teaching here.

    5. Re:Ooops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "To" funguje len v pripade otazky, ci si niekde bol, je to predpritomny cas, konkretne "have you ever been to (nejake miesto)" je fraza.

      Ked hovoris, ze niekde si (pritomny cas), tak "in" moze byt spravne (a v pripade Slovenska aj je).

    6. Re:Ooops by Basehart · · Score: 2, Funny

      How about, "Have you ever been TO Slovakia and DRUNKEN Beer?" Will that work?

    7. Re:Ooops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Beer is a superset of lager and ale.

      The fermentation method differs but the ingredients are the same.

  18. Kinda gives new meaning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    to rootbeer.

  19. BTW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe I also should have included
    US: 30,6
    Russia: 8,5

    Guess they are doing a lot of driving in Russia... :)

  20. Why, thank you Sir! by Compact+Dick · · Score: 1

    All credit goes to Cascade Premium Lager, inspired by the title.

  21. Serious health Warning for beertravellers by Jarth · · Score: 5, Informative

    To bad i couldn't find a joke to insert but ... There's currently a true tick-plague going on in almost the whole of eastern europe. People you'd better get that vacination now since it takes about three weeks to kick in. Pluspoint is the ticks concerned are not spreading the dreaded Lyme's Disease but merely Tickborne Encephalitis. English Health Information here Dutch Health Information here

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    1. Re:Serious health Warning for beertravellers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Do not spread panic, please. I am Slovak myself and while it is true, that you could catch infected ticks, it is extremely rare and no reason for panicking.

      Most people there are not vaccinated. If you go to some woods, just apply standard precautions - long trousers, long sleeves, some bug repelent and after finishing your trip, check for any ticks on your body.

      Even if you find some, in 90% it is not infected. After removal, just check next day, whether the place is swollen or red. If it is, then visit a doctor, if the disease is diagnosed immediately, you have very good chance of recovery.

      On top of that, Banska Bystrica region is hilly, most of the infected ticks are living in the southwest of the country, in the lowlands.

      Nonetheless, vaccination is good precaution, but the extent of the problem is incomparable with e.g. malaria in Afrika. Moreover, ticks are problem in the whole Europe, not only in the East (actually, to be precise, Slovakia still belongs to Central Europe, not to the Eastern Europe).

      So, enjoy your stay, slovak beer is great and cheap, albeit a bit different from the beer in US or UK (more like Czech or German beer).

      Finally, we should probably celebrate, since this was maybe a first mention of my home land on Slashdot :-))

      Jan

    2. Re:Serious health Warning for beertravellers by ambisinistral · · Score: 1
      Heh, I'm of Slovakian descent. My grandmother came from some village up in the north I think. Man, she could cook some mighty tastey dishes. Drool...

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    3. Re:Serious health Warning for beertravellers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, Slovak kitchen is quite tasty, so there is a lot to drool over :-)

      Nice to see some of my countrymen here :-)

      Jan

    4. Re:Serious health Warning for beertravellers by Jarth · · Score: 1

      Hey Jan,

      I did my best at making an informative (neutral) posting of a topic that's bound to stir some emotions. Therefor i included the statement the ticks are not those spreading Lyme's disease but encephalitis for wich a vaccin exists etc.

      Wouldn't want a billion dollar lawsuite from some tick diseased americano no ?

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  22. Driving? From England? by bytesmythe · · Score: 4, Funny

    >>I'm driving from England, a 2400 mile round trip!

    To mainland Europe? Do you have an amphibious assault vehicle? And if so, do you take it out often? And if so, are you on a quest for global domination? I just happen to be the greatest criminal mind of our time...

    (with apologies to Strong Bad)

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    1. Re:Driving? From England? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      eeeeh... You might have heard of a tunnel dug to/from the mainland? You can't drive through it, but you won't need an 'amphibious assault vehicle' to pass.

    2. Re:Driving? From England? by palfreman · · Score: 1
      I'm driving from England, a 2400 mile round trip!

      To mainland Europe? Do you have an amphibious assault vehicle? And if so, do you take it out often? And if so, are you on a quest for global domination? I just happen to be the greatest criminal mind of our time...

      Actually I was planning to only drive as far as Dover, then take the car ferry to Calais, and drive the rest of the way...

  23. From England, eh... by kramer2718 · · Score: 1

    "...I'm driving from England, a 2400 mile round trip!"

    Gotta love that chunnel. BTW, when are we going to get one of those under the Atlantic?

    1. Re:From England, eh... by fiftyvolts · · Score: 1

      When Mc Donalds, Exxon, and Motel 6 figure out how to make aquatic rest-stops for the UNGODLY long trip you're going to take.

    2. Re:From England, eh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are several problems for such a project that did not exist for the Chunnel builders.

      First, there is the distance. The distance could be brigded using high speed trains, e.g. MagLev trains in tubes with a low air pressure to reduce drag. Such a system has been proposed as an integrated metro system for large parts of Europe.

      The second problem is harder to solve. For the entire length of the Atlantic ccean, there is something called the Mid-Atlantic ridge. This is the zone where the European tectonic plate and the American tectonic plate is slowly gliding away from each other. This creates volcanoes and eruptions on a regular basis, though most of them are underwater and not noticed on the surface. Since a tunnel would have to be built through the roch under the ocean, I think it would be hard to bridge such a zone.

      There are more problems, e.g. regarding pressure, accidents and rescues, etc.

    3. Re:From England, eh... by palfreman · · Score: 1
      Gotta love that chunnel. BTW, when are we going to get one of those under the Atlantic?

      Some time after that pesky mid-Atlantic tectonic plate boundery with boiling lava spilling out of it heals over :-)

  24. Yes! - Re:Driving? From England? by bazik · · Score: 1

    There is a way. :)

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    1. Re:Yes! - Re:Driving? From England? by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 1

      Wow, if the Nazis had this in WWII they would've been marching down the streets of London in no time. Nice. I hope there's a quick way to drop the chunnel if war breaks out in Europe again (inevitably it will.. it ALWAYS has for thousands of years).

  25. This news is great... by jkrise · · Score: 1, Interesting

    What this proves is:
    1. People using Linux make more money, and save more money as well.
    2. I've never heard of a Windows Beer Hike - guess after spending money for Windoze, there's nothing left.
    3. Linux users are sensible - they really meet real people, and do real things - not NetMeetings, Virtual tours ...

    I'm planning to start something similar where I live. More later..

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    1. Re:This news is great... by richie2000 · · Score: 4, Funny
      Funnily enough I socialise with other Windows users daily

      Oh, I used to work in tech support too.

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    2. Re:This news is great... by gazbo · · Score: 1
      No, sparky, y'see I meet Windows users every time I go to a pub, every time I chat up a girl in a club...if they use computers then odds-on it's a Windows user. See how that works?

      By saying you're going to a social where you'll only meet Linux users, you might as well say "well I call it a social, but all we're going to do is talk kernels and GNU" - otherwise why limit yourself to such a tiny segment of society?

    3. Re:This news is great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think anyone trying to tie an operating system to social ANYTHING has got to be an idiot. To say that Linux users do or do not socialize, it's just irrelevant, because they are people first, Linux users second. Of course on Slashdot, computers are some sort of reality bubble. Sigh.

    4. Re:This news is great... by richie2000 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I take it your humor.dll just had a BSOD, then?

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    5. Re:This news is great... by giel · · Score: 2, Insightful
      2. I've never heard of a Windows Beer Hike - guess after spending money for Windoze, there's nothing left.

      It's called a LAN-party.

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    6. Re:This news is great... by stud9920 · · Score: 1

      Hey ! I had my best lan parties playing xbill on an networked X terminal !

    7. Re:This news is great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "1. People using Linux make more money, and save more money as well.
      2. I've never heard of a Windows Beer Hike - guess after spending money for Windoze, there's nothing left."

      Because of elitism of Linux user such as yourself people using Linux are nerds and as such do usually make more money than most of the population using Windows.

      Exactly how expensive do you think Microsoft software is? I've never bought Microsoft software in boxed form, so all my MS software were oem. I've had 3 computers over the past 10 years and given the discounts oems have on Windows(oh, I'm sorry Windoze) and Office I'd say I paid about 400-500 which is not that bad for 10 years.

      Meanwhile, I've probably spent thousands of dollars on games in the same period. I've even bought a 200 dollar video card to play said games.

      Sure I wish that PCs should have the MS tax as an option, but it's worked out pretty ok for me.

    8. Re:This news is great... by merdark · · Score: 1

      1. People using Linux make more money, and save more money as well. 2. I've never heard of a Windows Beer Hike - guess after spending money for Windoze, there's nothing left. 3. Linux users are sensible - they really meet real people, and do real things - not NetMeetings, Virtual tours ...

      Windows users don't need beer hikes. They can afford to drink beer every day, and socializing is commonplace rather a once a year event.

      See, there are these things called bars. Full of Windows users, you should visit one sometime.

    9. Re:This news is great... by Trurl's+Machine · · Score: 1

      And how would you explain similar events among the Mac people?

  26. I'm confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok, so how much does Linux Beer cost now in Slovakia? And why is the submitter of this story actually excited about the hike in Linux Beer prices, and why is he willing to drive 2400 miles just to pay more fore beer? Also, I can't see why the Linux Beer hike was so successfull in Ireland last year. I mean, I guess Guinness might be happy about it, since this means less competition for them... Well, at least Linux Beer will be cheap again after August 19th... Oh, one more question...Where can I buy Linux Beer in California?

    1. Re:I'm confused by rastos1 · · Score: 1
      Ok, so how much does Linux Beer cost now in Slovakia?

      13-22 Sk which is something like $0.35-$0.59

      And why is the submitter of this story actually excited about the hike

      Because the countryside is beautifull there.

      If you know the language, check out pivo.sk(beer.sk) and kamnapivo.sk(wheretogoforbeer.sk)

      Pitty, that no link in TFA does not point to server with TLD .sk

  27. In Australia... by Compact+Dick · · Score: 1

    we always knew that.

    [on my fourth beer now]

  28. Hockey? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No we can't. Actually I never could, if that's the issue.

    Canadian
    Population: 31 902 268
    Area: 9 220 970 sq km
    Conclusion: 3,5 people per sq km

    So, maybe you should take a math course....or has a lot of canadians died since July 2002? Maybe Canada has grown?

    Sweden
    Population: 8 876 744
    Area: 410 934 sq km
    Conclusion: 21,6 people per sq km

    Maybe we should do some probability calculations on generating 30 players from 32 millon contra 9 millon people, but I guess that does not change the fact that Canada is better than Sweden at playing hockey. :)

    Facts from CIA, The World Fact Book.

    1. Re:Hockey? by tarquin_fim_bim · · Score: 1

      "Facts from CIA, The World Fact Book."

      ...and they both have terrorist training camps and WMD.

    2. Re:Hockey? by thorgil · · Score: 1


      "Population: 8 876 744"

      About 8 946 304 is more accurate.

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  29. Is the route well planned? by ratfynk · · Score: 1, Funny

    I hope there lots of rest stops, Pilsener is fast acting compared to Irish Stout. Rather like using a dd to wipe a drive as compared to a linux mkfs.
    dd can be more satisfying and assure that all the crap is gone like one good pint of Irish Stout, but a Linux format is real quick and dirty, just like 6 or 7 Pilseners.

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    1. Re:Is the route well planned? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pilsener
      Pilsner or better Plzen (ackording to a city) is a Czech beer (some Slovak are good as well - especially if you compare it to American Budweiser).

  30. Haiku! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Slovakian beer
    I hate those offtopic posts
    But this is not one.

  31. For the Strong Bad-impaired by bytesmythe · · Score: 3, Informative
    I have to reply to my own post to protect my dignity.

    Yes, everyone, I realize there are ways across the ocean. Chunnel, ferry, etc.

    There's a chance you haven't seen this and therefore didn't get the reference. ;)

    (If you haven't seen it and you watch it and get hooked on it and spend lots of time clicking all over the entire site to find all the funny bits, it isn't my fault .

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  32. Now you tell me. by Compact+Dick · · Score: 1

    *barf*

  33. 2400 Miles Makes A Round Trip? by Dean+Edmonds · · Score: 1

    It's amazing just how small Europe really is, when you get right down to it.

    2400 miles would barely get me from Vancouver back to my parent's place in Toronto, let alone a round trip.

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    1. Re:2400 Miles Makes A Round Trip? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Right... but in Canada, the national IQ is something like .003 per sq. km, I guess in Europe it's a much larger positive number.

    2. Re:2400 Miles Makes A Round Trip? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slovakia is in the middle of Europe, not on the border. If you want to go from one side to onether, feel free to continue to Ural.

  34. Beer and Linux? by deltronzero · · Score: 1

    Sounds like what I do on a Monday when nobody else is around to drink with me. And I only have to drive 1.5 miles round trip to my favorite liquor store.

  35. shouldn't this be banned? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh man, a whole bunch of nerds out in the wild! They are supposed to stay behind their computer screens, not doing any physical labour at all!

  36. They invented these things called aeroplanes by Moderation+abuser · · Score: 1

    You go in one and it flies for long distances very quickly.

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  37. Alaska is a country? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hm, strange....didn't know that!

    1. Re:Alaska is a country? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No... Alaska is not a country... it's a state. (You may want to refresh your geography.)

      Note though - the state of Alaska is over three times the size of Sweden.

  38. Re:Look for job while you're East! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey guys. Have you ever been in Slovakia?
    Im from Slovakia. And i can tell-we have one of the best beers in world. The first is Czech, but second is Slovak beer.Im from Banska Bystrica-there is beautiful nature. But i cannot attend on this "action" :). The only thing i can tell-go there(if you can).

  39. Linux. by Boss,+Pointy+Haired · · Score: 3, Funny

    The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

  40. Pivo! by Zooks! · · Score: 1

    Too bad. I'll be in Slovakia the following week. I wouldn't mind going on a turistiku through the hory with a little Linux and, of course, pivo!

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  41. It's not beer hike. . . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's beer bike!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jiba!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

  42. Friends don't let friends, by Openadvocate · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Friends don't let friends, drink and compile kernels.

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  43. First hand geography by hey · · Score: 0, Redundant
    from the Slovak Republic F.A.Q....
    "The only thing I know about Slovakia is what I learned first-hand from your foreign minister, who came to Texas."

    -Then governor George W. Bush replying to a Slovak journalist. Bush met the leader of Slovenia, not Slovakia. Source: Knight Ridder News Service, June 22, 1999.

    If Slovakia and geography in Central Europe in general seem to confuse you, you're not alone. As the quote above attests even US President George W. Bush had some learning to do in this area. And so, these set of questions and answers are meant to orient individuals with very little knowledge about Slovakia.

    Wow, its so confusing it even confuses a genius Bush.
  44. i'll already be in prague by castlec · · Score: 1

    unfortunately, i won't have the money to be able to make the trip and accomodations to go. i was hoping it would be closer to the czech border, but my girlfriend's parents live in moravia,cz, so maybe i can shack up with them for the week :o)

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  45. 2400 Miles by Samus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm driving from England, a 2400 mile round trip!
    I always get a smile on my face when Europeans talk about driving far on a vacation. Or when they come here to the states and think everything is so close together. The look on their faces can be pretty funny when you tell them its a fifteen hour drive to Florida or a drive out west will take them a couple days. 2400 miles was a little more than half the distance we drove on a trip to Montana last year. It was nice though when I stayed in England a few years back that you could get to just about anywhere in 4 hours or so from London. That and being able to take a train there was even cooler. I'd trade that for all the cheese curd signs we saw in Wisconsin. :-)

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    1. Re:2400 Miles by gl4ss · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Easy with your fuel prices :>. Were planning a trip to arctic sea from s. Finland, it's just a days drive, but it's no means cheap in our budget. Biggest hurdle is still:"who drives? I want to drink", i imagine same for that english fellow.

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    2. Re:2400 Miles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Easy with your fuel prices

      Easily solved. All you need to do is invade a middle-eastern country or two on a, uh... "peace mission", and you too can have fuel prices cheaper than bottled water!

    3. Re:2400 Miles by Obfiscator · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Likewise for Australia. I don't live there, but I heard these stories when I was visiting.

      Tourists (including Americans) came down for the Olympics. Some where known to ask if they could see Uluru (Ayers Rock) during an afternoon when they had a couple hours free. Olypmics were in Sydney. Uluru is a four hour drive from Alice Springs, in the middle of the country. Ha!

      Guess most people are ignorant of geography in regions not their own.

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    4. Re:2400 Miles by sbszine · · Score: 1

      I had such a visitor staying at my house. The problem is those fiendish package deals -- see Sydney Harbour, then Uluru, then the Barrier Reef! All in one week!

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  46. Clothing by fat_mike · · Score: 1

    Will I be required to wear socks with my sandals like the guy who took the pictures? When I think of what a geek is, I will, from now on, think of that picture.

    I mean this in the nicest possible way of course.

  47. 2400 miles for beer -- a small price to pay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whats the deal here? Buddy is proud of the fact he'd drive 2400 miles for beer? Hmmm... I don't see why that is such a big deal. If there wasn't a frigging ocean between here and there, I'd be willing to drive 24,000 miles for that... on a bicycle with no seat!

  48. What is the beer of choice amongst Linux geeks? by gosand · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why, Hacker-Pschorr, of course.

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  49. linux ganja hike anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hahaha

  50. Puts things in perpective by Rinikusu · · Score: 1

    When I drove to California and back from my home in TN, it was almost a 4000 mile round-trip. Now, this guy is driving from England, to Slovakia and is going to pass through how many countries to get there? How many languages? How many cultures?

    Nothing insightful, but I find that just amazing that crossing half of the US is really and truly an amazing trek. I couldn't imagine driving Key West, FL -> Seattle, WA (or, hey, Alaska for that matter). (btw, mapquest: 3530 miles). We live in a fucking huge country.

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    1. Re:Puts things in perpective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's always a bigger fish...

      When flying to Japan (yes from Europe) you spend most of the time in Russian airspace. Just makes you feel good not to crash in the middle of Siberia.

  51. Tips for those going by arachide · · Score: 1

    Spent two weeks this past June in Slovakia visiting relatives.
    Some tips:
    1) Pivo- beer, lager, pilsner is quite good and cheap (sorry not free). Prices varied from 10sk to 30sk a half liter (20 cents to 75 cents approx). I think Banska Bystrica may be the home of Zlaty Bazant (Golden Pheasant)- a very popular and very good beer. And for those whose don't drink beer, go for the Kofola, a cola that is pretty darn good, IMHO.

    2) I did not hike the trails in the low Tatras, but the trails in the high Tatras were great, but challenging. The trails we hicked did not have distances- they listed times between points. I am convinced they used a mountain goat to get those times. YMMV.

    3) Was nice to not see a McDonalds or Starbucks in two weeks, though I have no idea why people pass off Nescafe as coffee. Was seriously missing my cup of Peet's. The food in the restaurants was quite good and quite cheap, by US standards.

    1. Re:Tips for those going by mpmansell · · Score: 1

      And Kofola has a good caffeine content :) There is also a habit of mixing it with cold black coffee to make an 'iced coffee' drink... Ideal Hacker nutrition

      Depending where you go, the big MuckD does have places in Sk. Dunno about BB though but would be surprised if there isn't one skulking around somewhere. Try the local burgers, though. Very different but are actually feeding.

      Agree about Nescafe etc. We're buying a new house this summer and on my list of things to drive out with are "coffee(lots of)" !!

      All other food and beer are great though :)

  52. too european centric by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the european's are always complaining about things happening in the US, so i thought i'd point out that this always seems to happen in europe.. like there's nowhere to hike in the US or something..

    1. Re:too european centric by palfreman · · Score: 1
      Up until now there has been no reason not to have the main event in the US, and in fact there have already been some mini-LBW events in Canada and New York State. All it takes is someone to propose a suitable locations and organise the hall rental.

      Now, though, one big problem is going to be the US Government's insistance on having fingerprints and DNA samples built into passports in order to enter the US without a visa (that costs $70) via the visa-waiver programme. Foreign visitors hate that kind of thing - being treated as a criminal, being fingerprinted, hair samples etc. While those kind of restrictions are in force there isn't going to a US Linux Beer Hike that will actually appeal to non-Americans. Its a shame really, becuase there are some great locations in the US. I was originally hoping to propose the Mount Washingotn area in New Hampshire, as its an area I know quite well. There is no chance of that with Biometric ID requirements for tourists though.

  53. Only 2400 miles round trip?!? by DMC · · Score: 1

    Man, I'm driving to Burningman next month from Austin, Texas and it's 2200 miles one-way. You silly Europeans and your tiny countries. :)

    32 hours one way in a truck with 2 women. Yes, it will be an interesting trip.

  54. Beer and Linux by LoneStarGeek · · Score: 1

    Any OS Developers/Followers that support the homeopathic use of good Beer/Ale are OK in my book. I don't see Redmond throwing very many Beer Bashes. I mean, which event would you rather attend? An event where the Beer flows like wine (huh?) and the atmosphere is in a fun loving pub or Brau Haus or an event at a far away Hotel/Convention Center with an overweight, scary and sweaty Steve Balmer marching around screaming incomprehensible buzz words about .NET. Seems like an easy choice.

    The thought of a drunken TUX the Penguin wandering around in hiking boots with a Beer Stein clutched in his flipper pinching all the women is scary though! Oh well after enough Beer anyone can see that happening.

  55. Only off by a month by emmettk · · Score: 1

    I will be in Bratislava almost exactly 1 mth after this. I will hoist a few in honor of this event, even though I will not be able to attend.

  56. re sweden data by thorgil · · Score: 1

    The coastal line of Sweden is about
    43 400 km. (inkluding marine islands)
    Sweden has 221 800 islands (incl. islands in lakes)

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  57. Pilsner? by thorgil · · Score: 1

    I thought the pilsner, not lager, was the most common "beer" in that region..

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    1. Re:Pilsner? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pilsner =is= a lager. Beer > lager > pilsner.

      The quotes are also unnecessary unless you are talking about an American mass market product.

      Budweiser is "beer" but Pilsner Urquel is beer.

  58. Don't forget.. by thorgil · · Score: 1

    Dont forget Borelia (even if it can be cured...)

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      Yes, but as I said before, the chances of getting infected are pretty low. So no reason for panic. But get the shots if you think it is safer.

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  59. Free as in freedom not Free beer! by ratfynk · · Score: 1

    Just the voice of King Richard in my head
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  60. Sounds considerably safer than my idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The Linux Beer Swim"

  61. hotels in BB by trops · · Score: 1

    Better book accomodation in advance. I wasnt there since 2 years now but it used to be a common problem there in Banska Bystrica.

  62. fun trip.. by Suppafly · · Score: 1

    I'm driving from England, a 2400 mile round trip!"

    Some of which is underwater right? Sounds fun!

    1. Re:fun trip.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hello! He's already on that continent!

  63. Re:Look for job while you're East! by Trurl's+Machine · · Score: 1

    Judge by your online c.v. that your last proper job was ended in March 2002 and you are going to waste money going Slovakia? I know Europe gasoline is not cheap

    But still - gasoline in Slovakia is cheaper than in neighboring countries, and food & beer cost next to nothing here. I am right now on vacation in Slovakia. GPRS roaming works fine. I ate a generous dinner with loads of excellent beer and paid less than $10. If you're out of money, it's the right place for vacation!

  64. Is the beer by oohsnap · · Score: 1

    free as in beer?

  65. Re:Look for job while you're East! by palfreman · · Score: 1
    Judge by your online c.v. that your last proper job was ended in March 2002 and you are going to waste money going Slovakia? I know Europe gasoline is not cheap

    I've found another job now. My online CV is out of date, that's all.

  66. Not that long by mindstrm · · Score: 1

    once the air is pumped out of the tunnel, and the superconducting maglev system is in place, we should be able to get that sucker up to near orbital speeds.

  67. Re:Look for job while you're East! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's quite easy.

    1. Don't refuel in the UK.
    2. Check wether fuel is cheaper in France or Belgium before you leave.
    3. If possible go via Luxembourg. The price is usually worth a detour (at least it always was for me)
    4. Drive through Germany, once you've left the eastern border fuel prices are nice again

  68. change in venue by pinkfalcon · · Score: 1


    how about a linux wine hike in the beautiful Napa Valley? (o.k. I live in Sonoma - close enough)

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  69. A word or two on Slovakian beer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just a quick word of advice on Slovakia beer. Banska Bystrica brews its own not-so-good beer called Urpin. When drinking beer in Slovakia make sure you go for the higher quality ones: Zlaty bazant (golden Pheasant), Smadny mnich (Thirsty Monk :-) or Kelt. I recommend beer on tap, but make sure you are in a decent pub/restaurant where they keep their "pipes" and equipment in order. I also recommend trying som dark beers - especially Smadny mnich or Zlaty bazant - they are rather sweet-ish with almost a coffee aftertaste. I like that a lot. If you want to try some other beer - go right ahaed (Martiner, Topvar, Gemer, Tatran), but beware of anything that is brewed in Bytca (popper, richtar) - unless of course you feel like getting a diarrhea (right there on the spot). For those not willing to try Slovakian beer, there is plenty of Chzech beers as well as western european ones (german, dutch). Heck ... I even saw Corona in my local store once.

  70. When I heard about the linux beer hike I thought.. by thatrez · · Score: 1

    Why would they hike up the cost of linux beer? mmmmmm open source goodness ...... (j\k)

  71. Budwieser ain't bad by GnarlyNome · · Score: 1

    IF you run it thru the horse again.

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