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A Geek's Tour Of North America?

PlanetThoughtful writes "Later this year I'm taking advantage of a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to backpack around the U.S. and Canada (Sept 2003 to whenever I have to come home again). Being a lifelong Australian geek (think of Steve Irwin and then stop, because I'm nothing like that and neither is anyone else, Steve Irwin included) I'm desperately curious: what would make it to the travel itinerary of Slashdot's all-time geek-tour of North America? Think electronics, architecture, astronomy, enlightenment! Think gadgets, bookstores, software, comics, The Library Of Congress, The Smithsonian, Wanting To See Really Amazing Things! Think travelling on a budget, then forget about that if it's a 'You Must See This Before You Die' sort of suggestion. And then stop thinking about these things, and actually tell me!"

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  1. Graceland by Muerto · · Score: 5, Informative

    You must go to graceland/Memphis. There are so many neat things to see there.. not really a techie mecca, but it will give you ideas on what to spend your money on... make a waterfall in your tv room!

  2. Burning Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    http://www.burningman.com

    you will not be disappointed

    1. Re:Burning Man by CAIMLAS · · Score: 4, Informative

      Wow, I might just go to that. Sounds like a dream come true. :)

      That reminds me of something else:

      The Blue Man Group
      http://www.blueman.com/

      Basically, it's a group of really cool percussion, all orchestrated in amazingly unique and inventive ways. There's a lot of science in their music, which is quite fantastic - especially if you're into percussion at all.

      As far as other things to not miss: the Smithsonian Air and Space Museum is a perrenial favorite of mine. If you're in NYC, I really enjoy the Museum of New York City (which chronicles the history of the place as it grew - interesting if you're into futuristic city building schemes such as archologies, etc.).

      It's hard to tell what you're after, really. Cool architecture? I really enjoy going through the various tunnels connecting Jersey and Manhattan. I find it fascinating to see the train yards of Detroit from the air, which are right near the airport. There are also sights such as Mount Rushmore, which are traditional tourist sights, but are fairly marvelous in their creation, too.

      Needles Highway, in the Black Hills of South Dakota is also an amazing place to drive about.

      Then there's Vegas, for the Ricer in you: florescence.

      The Golden Gate in San Franscisco is nifty.

      Large buildings such as teh Empire State Building might also be nice, who knows.

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    2. Re:Burning Man by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 3, Informative

      Burning Man is fucking incredible. Tesla coils, 100-ft high fireballs, light scupture like you wouldn't believe, robots, dancing, fire. Lots of fun.

      It also has it's downside:

      - The desert is as harsh as any Austrailian Outback. Be sure to read the website about survival thoroughly.

      - Many of the events are dangerous. This is part of the excitement, but people get hurt every year. There's usually a stupid/drunk/high person who dies every event. That said, it's a miracle that more people haven't died, or that their hasn't been a catastrophe killing a dozen people. Once again, part of the excitement.

      - Don't go alone, or you're going to be really lonely. Go with a group. Despite the seemingly easy nature of BM, most people are pretentious as hell. They're also stoned off their gourd. Hard to make real friends that way.

      - Bring props, tents, costumes, and stuff to dress up with. If you dress in 'normal' clothes, the pretentious people will pick on you.

      - Be very aware of the sex, drugs and rock & roll nature of the event. 90% of the attendees are drunk or stoned half the time. Sex is rampant. Be VERY careful if you have a partner/spouse. I know more then one couple who got divorced after BM.

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  3. don't come here! by the_greywolf · · Score: 4, Funny

    Twin Falls, Idaho is a technoplogy SINKHOLE! in fact, it might be a good idea to avoid Idaho completely, unless you're interested in Micron, the company behind Crucial Memory, which is in Boise, Idaho. but stay AWAY from Twin Falls! there's nothing but HICKS here!

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    1. Re:don't come here! by Lee+Horrocks · · Score: 5, Funny

      Really no problem with that, since we know that Idaho does not exist.

  4. Cape Canaveral, Florida! by ClippyHater · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Of course, there are many, many other places to see, but I'm a space program nut and highly recommend seeing NASA, and do your best to time your arrival during a launch (of course, they launch may not happen, but you can check in "Florida Today" to see when the next launch is due).

    1. Re:Cape Canaveral, Florida! by TheAngryArmadillo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'd recommend Palomar Observatory. Not only is it one of the nicer observatories in the country, it's in beautiful southern California.

      I can second this one. I used to actually live on Palomar Mountain near the scope. Parties for mountain residents were held at the observatory rec center. When we'd get snowed in on the mountain we'd go door to door checking on everyone. The astronomers and such were the nicest bunch of folks. They were always offering a 'real' tour of the scope but I always put it off. Once I moved I wished I had. Lurk around at night and act interested, they might give you a tour.

      The view from some of the turnouts on the road up are also amazing. The same view I had off my back deck. I could see from San Clemente down to Tijuana. With binoculars you could pick out individual buildings in downtown San Diego 50 miles away.

  5. Bay Area! by ajiva · · Score: 4, Informative

    You absoloutely have to come to the Bay Area, this is a technology haven, AND its a beautiful place in its own right. One of my most favorite places is the Golden Gate Bridge. Cross the bridge and head to the Sausilto side, then take a uturn right away, and you'll be heading back towards the bridge, but take the first right turn that goes up. And just keep going up, and up, and up and the top has one of the most spectacular views I've seen! Definitly don't miss it...

    1. Re:Bay Area! by Sposh · · Score: 5, Funny

      Have you seen the Nuclear Wessels?

  6. Something to see- by IWantMoreSpamPlease · · Score: 5, Funny

    At Washington DC, it's the US Constitution and the Bill of Rights. See them now before they go away completely.

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    1. Re:Something to see- by micromoog · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Too bad the Archives building is currently "Closed for Renovation". I keep expecting them to put up a sign "Closed for Revision" . . .

  7. Washington D.C. by Chambers81 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Be prepared to spend LOTS of time in this city. The museums alone can take weeks to really get through well. I'm kinda partial to Cleveland as well, but that's because i'm from there. The Rock Hall is quite interesting to go through, and the Great Lakes science center is next door.

  8. Forget the big sights, Fry's is where it's at by sk1tch · · Score: 5, Funny

    What you want to see if Fry's Electronics. They have them in Texas and California and a few states in between. Imagine something the size of that big desert you guys call Australia, and imagine it full of electronics at a decent price. It's not quite so big as the great aussie desert, I guess, but Fry's is huge. I'm not ashamed to admit I shed tears of joy on my first visit to this mecca of geekdom.

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    1. Re:Forget the big sights, Fry's is where it's at by tinkertank · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The Deifenbunker!

      http://www.diefenbunker.ca/

      See the only Cold War, atomic bomb proof, command centre completely open to the public.

      By far the coolest thing I've ever seen!

      I'd put it number one on the geek tour! A key part of NORAD... mainframes and all....

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    2. Re:Forget the big sights, Fry's is where it's at by justMichael · · Score: 5, Funny
      I'm not ashamed to admit I shed tears of joy on my first visit to this mecca of geekdom.

      Wait until you have to return something to them... You'll really shed some tears. ;-)

      I quess lots of others think so as well.
    3. Re:Forget the big sights, Fry's is where it's at by justMichael · · Score: 3, Funny

      Must resist... urge to... make bad joke...

      Damn...
      So let me get this straight, soft_guy was at Fry's looking for XXX. Were you trying to upgrade your nick to hard_guy?

      Please accept my apologies for a complete lack of self control.

  9. Smithsonian Air & Space Museum by tybalt44 · · Score: 5, Informative

    You could spend a whole year just in Washington alone. But if you only have a short time there, go to the Air & Space Museum first. I've been there three times now (I'm from Canada, don't get to DC much) and every time it just blows my mind.

    My law firm had a dinner there one evening last year in the great foyer hall, under all the oribters and rockets and planes, and we got hours of uninterrupted time in the museum. I've never been happier with my job, not ever.

    1. Re:Smithsonian Air & Space Museum by CoasterFamily · · Score: 5, Informative

      The Smithsonian A&S Museum is great. But, even better (but much less refined) is the United States Air Force Museum in Dayton, Ohio. It's kind of like your crazy aunt's attic. It's full of old planes, spacecraft, and other historical oddities.

      Check it out: http://www.wpafb.af.mil/museum/.

      Dayton is a nice city too. I should know, I live there. Besides, all of the world's greatest inventions come from here: powered flight, electric starter, Teflon, those insulated heat bags that Domino's pizza uses, home of LexisNexis (the world's best search engine. Hey, it's got twice the docs as the internet, or so I'm told by those higher up in the company), even the pop-top can.

  10. Steve Irwin by jwbrown77 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why is it that Australians seem touchy about Steve Irwin?

    Many Americans like his show (myself included), but that doesn't mean that we think of Steve Irwin as the prototypical Australian, no more than Paul Hogan, or Russel Crowe, etc.

    I would hate for other to judge all Americans by, say, George W. Bush.

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    1. Re:Steve Irwin by swb · · Score: 3, Funny

      I don't know, but between Steve Irwin, Olivia Newton John, "Maybe the Dingo Ate Your Baby", Men At Work, AC/DC and penal colony jokes, there's a lot of good material to dig at the Aussies about.

      A guy I know was standing in line at immigration control in Sydney after a delayed flight from Hong Kong. The guy in front of him was British business man and handed the customs person his passport. The Brit was giving terse, unfriendly answers to the questions he was being asked. When asked if he had ever been convicted of a crime, the British businessman was pushed over his limit of bureaucratic annoyance and replied "I didn't think it was a requirement anymore." He was refused entry!

      Anyway, if you had to live with Irwin, Newton-John, et al, you'd be pissy, too!

  11. In rural Ohio by forged · · Score: 5, Informative

    Come visit Cedra Point ! The mecca of roller-coasters with many of the biggest ones in the world ! Very nerdy stuff.

    1. Re:In rural Ohio by jchawk · · Score: 4, Informative

      I would have to agree with the poster. Cedar Point is an amazing place if you dig roller coasters. They have the biggest and the best in the world.

      If you go near the end of the season, which if you are going in September it gets affordable because the weather is cold in that area around that time of the year.

      Usually they are only open on the weekends in September so plan accordingly. Hotels get cheaper the further you stay away from cedar point, and September gets into the off months so rates are affordable. I know there are some camp grouds around too if you are into that.

      Also if you are in neighboring cities before going to Cedar Point, keep your eyes peeled for coupons, you can usually save a couple of bucks by buying a can of Pepsi with a coupon printed on it...

      No I don't work for Cedar point, i'm just a huge fan of Roller Coasters!

  12. DON'T FORGET!! by Dorothy+86 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Whatever you do, do NOT, I repeat, do NOT forget to bring along the most important piece of equipment.
    ...
    a towel!

  13. Marconi wireless station on Cape Cod.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Standing on the edge of the ocean, by the slowly decaying towers he used, and looking across out over the ocean he sent the messages across was, for me, an EE, a moving experience.

    Plus nice beaches on the Cape, although it is kind of crowded sometimes. Whale watching is fun too.

    -- ac at work

  14. Powells by Ann+Elk · · Score: 3, Informative

    Powells Books in Portland, OR. Allegedly the second largest bookstore in the world.

  15. Portland OR by notcreative · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In Portland, you need to visit Powell's Bookstore. It is huge (a couple of city blocks in downtown) and has all kinds of cheap used books to read on your travels. Portland is also generally a cool place to visit, and if you're in the Northwest anyway it would be a good time.

  16. Alamo Drafthouse by ilsie · · Score: 3, Informative

    Alamo Drafthouse In Austin, Texas. It's been mentioned a couple times on /., but it's an awesome movie theater where you can sit & watch your movie while enjoying a cool one and a tasty alfredo chicken pizza. They are quite geek friendly there, what with the 802.11b access, and the frequent live performances from the Mr. Sinus crew. They are like Mystery Science Theater 3000, but with movies like Top Gun & the Terminator.

  17. The Secret Stash by sys$manager · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash

    35 Broad St
    Red Bank, NJ

  18. There be fun in Nevada! by Leme · · Score: 5, Funny

    May I suggest the many fine establishments located in Nevada.

    Very geek friendly.

  19. The Exploratorium in San Francisco by Biff+Stu · · Score: 3, Informative

    It's one of the coolest hands-on science museums out there. The fact that it's in San Francisco is an added bonus. The US also has some cool nature--the Grand Canyon, Yosemite, and Yellostone should be on everyone's must see list.

  20. Two in New Mexico by swngnmonk · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Two definitely geeky things to check out in New Mexico.

    The Very Large Array - Gigantic Radio Astronomy installation

    The Trinity Test Site. Only open a few times a year, your chance to see where the first atomic bomb was tested.

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  21. Walt Disney World by Night+Goat · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It's one of the most technologically packed areas in the USA. The whole park's monitored and run very efficiently. It's also a whole lot of fun. But last time I went, I was more interested in how much effort goes into making sure that paying customers are set up for the best time that is possible in a family-friendly environment. (Bring your own drugs, sadly they don't supply EVERYTHING!) The Disney Corporation owns such a vast amount of land that you're on their property before you even realize that you've entered Disney World.
    Also, check out Downtown Disney, they have an excellent arcade there, where you pay ~$15 and you can play until it closes. Plus you can design and ride this cool virtual rollercoaster that rivals the real coasters there, if you make a point of making a very extreme virtual coaster. The guys manning the area can give you some pointers. Make sure you hit Epcot and MGM, you can speed through the Magic Kingdom (too much little kid stuff).

  22. National Cryptologic Museum by Rorschach1 · · Score: 3, Informative
    Take a few hours to look around the National Cryptologic Museum. Lots of good geeky stuff there, plus NSA shirts and stuff. =] It's actually a lot more informative than I expected. I was imagining lots of poorly lit exhibits with every third word blanked out on the placard, but it's not quite so bad. Though the memorial to lost agents has a whole lot of missing names. You even get to play with a genuine Enigma machine...

  23. Our National Parks by kwerle · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yellowstone, the Grand Canyon, Yosemite are some of the real highlights. They're not geek spots, but DAMN, they're gorgeous.

    See also http://www.nps.gov/. Looks like they have a good interactive map at http://data2.itc.nps.gov/parksearch/state/usamap.c fm so you can hit the ones you'll be near.

  24. The coasts by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 5, Funny
    Whatever you do, absolutely do not venture outside of America's two coasts. Visit Los Angeles and New York City, make a stop in San Francisco, and that's it, really. You can't find good coffee or free WiFi access anywhere outside these places, not to mention quality people. All Americans who could have moved to one of these three cities, as they have the reputation of being the only places in America where the people don't drool while watching "Survivor". You might want to visit Las Vegas, but rest assured there's nothing there but corporations. The people who produce American culture call the wasteland between New York and Los Angeles "flyover territory" for good reason. There's nothing there except armed rednecks.

    At least, this is what my friends in New York, Los Angeles, and San Francisco tell me. It must be true, because they're the elite of America.

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  25. Re:Chicago's Museum of Science and Industry... by orange_6 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Great fun in Chicago, and often overlooked in lieu of NY or LA. You can also hit the Art Institute of Chicago and the Adler Planetarium, and why not go up in the Sears Tower while you're at it? There are a ton of fun, geek, cheap things to do in Chicago.

    Who needs technology, we have beer and deep dish pizza!

  26. NRAO - National Radio Astronomy Observatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The NRAO in Greenbank, WV is an interesting visit if you're in the area. (I'm thinking about the Hiking part, and there is some great hiking in that area).

    It has several HUGE antennas for radio astronomy, and they give the tour in an old 1950s diesel bus. Modern cars can only come within a certain distance, as they have too many electronics, and mess up the observations.

    Very cool, although short, tour.

    1. Re:NRAO - National Radio Astronomy Observatory by iocat · · Score: 4, Informative
      I believe the Trinity site is only open one day a year , fyi.

      More importantly, go to Silicon Valley and check out Halted Specialties (surplus electronics), Weird Stuff Warehouse, Fry's, the old HQ of Atari, Rooster T. Feathers on El Camino (today a comedy club, but formerly the site of Andy Capp's tavern, where the first PONG machine was rolled out), etc.

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      Dude, I think I can see my house from here.

    2. Re:NRAO - National Radio Astronomy Observatory by Quothz · · Score: 3, Informative

      You might also want to see NRAO's Very Large Array between Datil and Socorro New Mexico. It is also out in the middle of nowhere, great for hiking.

      Well... great for driving, maybe. From Socorro, you've got 30 miles of serious desert before the Village of Magdalena, then close to thirty more before you hit the VLA.

      People do die out here, folks, from walking in the desert without enough water.

      Remember, Trinity Site and the VLA are only open to the public during certain times of the year, mostly pretty hot ones, so if you come out here check the durned schedules online first. And on your way through Socorro, stop off at Martha's Black Dog (a coffeeshop) and say hello.

  27. Re:Computer Museum in Boston. by jht · · Score: 3, Informative

    There's not much left of the Computer Museum anymore - some of it moved over to the Museum of Science, but most of the good stuff was packed up and sent out to a new Computing History museum out in California. What's left of the Computer Museum at this point is pretty sad, as of the last time I was there a couple of years ago.

    The facility itself closed in 1999, and the adjacent Children's Museum expanded into at least some of the space. It's pretty cool, too, however. And the Museum of Science is terrific.

    Up here on the North Shore where I live, there's a pretty neat exhibit at the Peabody Essex Museum up in Salem. A Chinese house from the provinces was dismantled and re-assembled inside the museum as an tourable exhibit. There's all kinds of stuff about construction techniques used, the design and the simple utility of the building that's documented as part of the whole exhibit. Not technology-related (except vaguely by 16th century standards), but tremendously geeky.

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  28. DC Area suggestions by Merlin42 · · Score: 3, Informative

    I am a geek who grew up in the DC area.

    I would highly recomend taking a day (or even a week) to work your way through all the smithsonian museums you are interested in. My favorite is the air and space museum which has such things as the Spirit of St. Louis and one of the planes that dropped an A-Bomb on Japan ... it has all sorts of signs around it reasuring visitors that it is not "radioactive." The natural history museum is pretty cool too ... just don't take a serious girlfriend there ... they have some MASSIVE diamonds for her to droool over, it makes anything you have/will give her seem kind of paltry. Check out: http://www.si.edu/museums/ for more info, and remember all the museums are free! Also, while in DC you could visit all the usual spots: the White House, the Washington penis^h^h^h^h^h monument, and several sundry memorials. Personally I have never tried going to the Library of Congress so I cannot recomend either way for or against it.

    Also, while in the dc area you could drive ~ 10 miles out to college park and see if you could sneak in to see D.root-servers.net (I think it is either in the Computer and Space Sciences building or the A. V. Williams Building) I went there for 4 years and never could get a straight answer as to where it is.

    hmmm, maybe visiting all the DNS root servers would provide for an interesting place to start planning your trip ;).

  29. LA Geek Spots! by TedTschopp · · Score: 4, Informative

    Well, If you want Geeksih how about this:

    Palamar Telescope.

    Then again there is Cal Tech in Pasadena.

    Next you can stop at JPL.

    There is also Mt. Wilson above Los Angeles.

    Of course you could also goto Griffith Observatory but it's closed for a renovation.

    All these are in the San Diego/Los Angeles area.

    Heck, if you are into art/old books/old stuff there is the Getty.

    And of course the Huntington with their copy of the Guttenburg bible.

    We also have Edwards Airforce Base which is where the shuttle use to land, but they put on a heck of an air show.

    And when traveling to the LA area you need to fly into the Burbank airport. They built the SR-71, the F117 and several other toys right there...

    When you are done with Los Angeles area head on up to the San Fransisco area and check out the Valley. I'm sure a couple more people here can fill you in on those spots.

    MAn I think I'm going to love looking at this thread!

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  30. Cray Supercomputer exhibit by Yort · · Score: 3, Informative
    Ok, so technically it's the Chippewa Falls Museum of Industry & Technology, but the coolest part I remember about it was the original Cray Supercomputers (and even some Control Data systems) like the Cray 1 or the X-MP.

    I haven't been there in a while, but if you find yourself in the Midwest (which has some beautiful places, so long as you avoid winter!), the $3 admission is definitely worth the stop. It's located in Chippewa Falls, WI.

  31. Geek Tour links in the Bay Area by Karpe · · Score: 4, Informative

    Last month I've been to the Bay Area for 10 days, and wondered where I could find "Geek Tour" recommendations. I even asked slashdot, but it haven't been posted. Anyway, I found the two following links, which have some good recomendations: Geek Tour and The Geek Guide to Sillicon Valley. Enjoy.

  32. Boston by prwood · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Boston, Massachusetts and its environs are filled with incredibly geeky things. Boston is the home of the Free Software Foundation, Ximian, and OSDN. Just across the river, Cambridge is the home of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, undeniably a geek Mecca. Next door to MIT is Harvard University (as the MIT t-shirts say, "Harvard: Because not everybody can get in to MIT"). Plus we've got the Big Dig, which despite its infamy for budget overruns, corruption, and defacement of the city landscape, is also home to some incredibly geeky marvels of engineering! And of course, many other geeks of note live and work in and around Boston.

  33. take a vacation from geek stuff by drayzel · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "gadgets, bookstores, software, comics,"

    Chuck that stuff and cut loose. TAKE A VACATION FROM BEING A GEEK!

    Sure the Smithsonian etc. wouuld be great, but I would suggest a non geek vacation... who knows, maybe you'll find something more enjoyable than a 20 hour codeing marathon or a weekend of watching SciFi network.

    Go to Yellowstone National Park in September when all the school kids and boy scout troops are gone.

    Spend some time biking in Moab (Southern Utah). While you're their check out Zion, Bryce and Arches National Park then jaunt over to Colorado and check out Mesa Verde NP.

    Check out local festivals in the midwest. I know in my state ever other town seems to have a "Strawberry/Corn/Dairy/Watermellon days" frestival.

    Find out if you like fly fishing, hikeing, rowing, swimming, running, boating, water skiing, or basket weaving. GO CLIMB A TREE!

    Read some Thoreau at Walden Pond.

    Go to Canada and visit their national parks (Banff is an INTERNATIONAL treasure). Go to some the the AWESOME festivals in Edmonton.

    But please... turn off you cell phone. If I hear it ring while I'm watching a wolf pack in near Yellowstone this fall I'll be very upset.

    ~Z

  34. Things in Washington DC by Galen+Wolffit · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Nearly all the monuments and museums in Washington DC are free to the public. Some require waiting in line for tickets, but again those tickets are generally free, they're just used to limit the number of visitors per day. Plan to spend at least a few full days in the DC area, to see everything. Natural and American History museums, various Art museums, war memorials, the Air and Space museum, Air and Space II out in Dulles, VA (a 30-45 minute drive from downtown DC), and much, much more. Northern VA also has the Spy Museum, which might be fun if you're into cryptography and the like. I think they even have a hands-on exhibit of the Enigma machine.

  35. Why not visit Egg Troll's apartment?! by egg+troll · · Score: 5, Funny
    Come visit my lovely flat, in glorious Oakland. While staying in my cramped studio, you can experience:
    • The thrill of my cats, Manny and Linus wrestling over you in the middle of the night. Perhaps you'll even get to hear the Siamese serenade you at 3am with his beautiful and magistic song, entitled "Yowling at the Leaves Just Outside the Window".
    • The sound of random gunfire as MC Hammer narrowly escapes another crack deal gone bad.
    • My glorious kitchen, where you'll have your choice of over a dozen different varieties of Top Ramen!
    • A post-op transsexual neighbor guarenteed to give ya "da willys".
    • A cable TV where, during the daytime, you too can watch over a half-dozen judge shows! Accompany Egg Troll as we watch Judge Judy straighten out someone who claims that he had a right to wreck his girlfriend's Camero after he suspected her of cheating on him.
    • A huge collection of obscure, pretentious music that Egg Troll uses to convince himself he's really a hipster...a hipster who spends six hours a day on Slashdot.
    • And much, much more.

    Book your reservation now, before its too late!!
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  36. Geek Bus tour at the Kennedy Space Center by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 4, Informative

    The Kennedy Space Center offers two bus tours:

    - The "regular" bus tour which rides around some launch pads, gets you within a mile of the Shuttle launch facility. 45-60 minutes long
    - The "space geek" premium bus tour. My wife and I took this April of last year, and I recommend it. Costs an extra $25 each per person, but you get a couple out in the launch area, drive within 1/4 mile of the Shuttle launch pad, and several hundred feet from the giant Shuttle housing building (if you're lucky, you might see part of one of the shuttles itself). Those things are HUGE!

    The people who take the premium tour are very geeky. When we saw the left rocket and the giant fuel canister of one of the shuttles, people were hooting and hollering and clawing all over the bus to get a glance. Like birders who saw the super endangered blue-tufft penguin for the first time. Very funny :)

    The premium tour doesn't happen during times of heightened security, and only runs a few times a day, so plan ahead. It was closed from Sept 11 - Mid April 2002. My wife and I were on one of the first dozen tours of 2002.

    If the tour is running that day, consider yourself lucky, and jump at the opportunity. It's worth it.

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    "Can of worms? The can is open... the worms are everywhere."
  37. DC, Boston, Chicago, and the Bay Area by rtphokie · · Score: 4, Informative
    While in DC.... Visit the Smithsoneons of course. But dont miss:
    • National Museum of American History: Everything from a Morse's original telegraphs, Bell's original telephones, an Enigma, an ENIAC, a Hollorith Tabulating Machine, to a Trash-80 in the Information Age Exhibit located in the lower level
    • Air and Space: The Wright Brother's Flyer, the Spirit of St Louis, the X-1, and if you visit after Decemeber of 2003, head out to Dulles Airport to see Udvar Hazy Center which will have even more aircraft including a SR-71, the Enola Gay, and the original space shuttle Enterprise.

    In Boston, check out the Computer History Museum

    In Chicago

    In the Bay Area there is

  38. Burning Man at Home by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    How to have the Burning Man experience from the comfort of your own home:

    Pay an escort of your affectional preference subset to not bathe for five days, cover themselves in glitter, dust, and sunscreen, wear a skanky neon wig, dance close naked, then say they have a lover back home at the end of the night.

    Tear down your house. Put it in a truck. Drive 10 hours in any direction. Put the house back together. Invite everyone you meet to come over and party. When everyone leaves, follow them back to their homes, drink all their booze, and break things.

    Buy a new set of expensive camping gear. Break it.

    Stack all your fans in one corner of your living room. Put on your most fabulous outfit. Turn the fans on full blast. Dump a vacuum cleaner bag in front of them.

    Pitch your tent next to the wall of speakers in a crowded, noisy club. Go to sleep. Wake up 2 hours later in a 110+ degree tent.

    Only use the toilet in a house that is at least 3 blocks away. Drain all the water from the toilet. Only flush it every 4 days. Hide all the toilet paper.

    Visit a restaurant and pay them to let you alternate lying in the walk-in freezer and sitting in the oven.

    Don't sleep for 5 days. Take a wide variety of hallucinogenic/emotion altering drugs. Pick a fight with your boyfriend/girlfriend.

    Cut, burn, electrocute, bruise, and sunburn various parts of your body. Forget how you did it. Don't go to a doctor.

    Buy a new pair of favorite shoes. Throw one shoe away.

    Spend a whole year rummaging through thrift stores for the perfect, most outrageous costume. Forget to pack it.

    Listen to music you hate for 168 hours straight, or until you think you are going to scream. Scream. Realize you'll love the music for the rest of your life.

    Get so drunk you can't recognize your own house. Walk slowly around the block for 5 hours.

    Sprinkle dirty sand in all your food.

    Mail $200 to the Reno casino of your choice.

    Go to a museum. Find one of Salvador Dali's more disturbing but beautiful paintings. Climb inside it.

    Spend thousands of dollars on a deeply personal art work. Hide it in a funhouse on the edge of the city. Blow it up.

    Set up a DJ system downwind of a three alarm fire. Play a short loop of drum'n'bass until the embers are cold.

    Have a 3 a.m. soul baring conversation with a drag nun in platforms, a crocodile, and Bugs Bunny. Be unable to tell if you're hallucinating.

    1. Re:Burning Man at Home by onthefenceman · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You should attribute properly:

      http://www.marxidad.com/BurningMan/Humor/Burning Ma nAtHome

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      Have you seen my stapler?
  39. Cape Breton, Nova Scotia by emmetropia · · Score: 3, Informative

    My suggestion would be Cape Breton, which is on the east coast of Canada. You wouldn't want to come here unless it were the summer, because the museums aren't open until the summer. But you could visit the Alexander Grahm Bell museum (you know, they guy with the phone) and the Marconi Museum. In Glace Bay (small small harbour town, nicest people on the face of the earth) you can visit the site of the first wireless broadcasts across the atlantic, and you can also see where the first broadcast of live music ever took place from. And there's all kinds of fishing and mining museums, and the fishing culture and all. There's also the Cabbot trail, which is possibly the most scenic route around the island that you could imagine. That's just my $2.00 x 10^-2

  40. Re:can someone explain what Burning man is? by Red+Storm · · Score: 5, Informative

    LOL... what is Burning Man... It's like explaining to a blind person what the color teal green is without using the colors blue and green.

    However I have found one statement to be true for almost everyone you speak with in the community.

    Burningman IS what you make it.

    Is it a music festival? Maybe, there are a lot of neat bands out there and some really interesting musicians.

    Is it a Crazy art festival with lots of nekkid people? Maybe, if you wish to be clothing optional yourself and see lots of neat art you can do that too!

    It's much easier to answer what Burning Man is NOT.
    Burning Man is NOT a festival where you go to see nekkid people, that's what Marty Gra is for.
    Burning Man is NOT about buying and selling trinkits. Gifts have no price.
    Burning Man is NOT a place where you can just show up and hope to pay X number of dollars to get a bed, some food and watch the whole thing. We WILL laugh and make fun of you at the gate if you try this, and we have.

    Participate )'(

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    ---- Fight to protect your right to keep and arm bears! ummmm... ya I think that's right....
  41. Geek things to see and do in Canada. by Yaztromo · · Score: 4, Informative

    Let me be the first to welcome you to Canada (considering you're not here yet, I _assume_ I'm the first at least :) ).

    First things first. Canada is a REALLY BIG PLACE. You do not backpack across Canada. I know that Australia is a big place (a whole continent in fact...), and the US has a decent size, but Canada is in a whole different ballpark. Think of Australia. Now think of another 1/5 of Australia. Stick them together, and you get a bit closer to Canada's size. Canada is nearly 10 /million/ square kilometres of land, sprawling across 7 seperate time zones. It's a big place to walk across :).

    As such, a good geek travel system to your trip would probably to take the train from coast to coast, getting off in major cities of interest.

    Once you've figured out how to get around, where to go? Some good suggestions include (in no particular order, and probably leaving out all sorts of funky places in between...):

    • The CN Tower in Toronto, Ontario. Take the trip up to Sky Pod, which is the highest public observation deck in the world, at 447m (1465'). Or head down to the first observation deck and stand on the glass floor hanging over, well, nothing but air at 342m (1122') up.
    • The Royal Ontario Museum in Toronto, Ontario. The ROM is undergoing some renovations at the moment, but it still has some extremely impressive collections.
    • Canadian Aviation Museum in Ottawa, Ontario. Go see the parts of the Avro Arrow that they've been able to recover, and shed a tear for the greatest interceptor ever built, that never even got to fly a single mission (the Canadian government decided to scrap it after 5 test models were built to instead invest in BOMARC missles. The museum also has one of these. The BOMARCs were bought from the US, and 95% of them were useless. Not a single one was ever used. The engineering team that designed the Arrow mostly made their way to NASA in the US, and were instrumental in the first manned space missions).
    • Ontario Science Centre, Toronto, Ontario. The Science Centre has an Omnimax theatre which, if you've never seen one, is something you have to experience. Imagine a bowl 6 storys tall sitting in front of you, on a 30deg angle, with a high-definition 70mm film being projected onto it via a fish eye lens. Now imagine that the screen is filled with millions of tiny holes, and the speakers are mounted directly behind it. There are always good geek films playing -- I particularily recently enjoyed the one about the International Space Station. While you're at the OSC, they have a rather large (and free) Internet Cafe-type area setup, so you can get online and check out Slashdot :).
    • Maritime Museum in Halifax, Nova Scotia. If you're a sea geek, be sure to stop here. In the harbour just outside you can tour a pair of decomissioned Canadian warships.
    • Canadian Museum of Civilization, Hull (Quebec). Not only a fantastic museum of human civilization in Canada, but if you missed seeing the Omnimax theatre in Toronto, they have a combination Imax/Omnimax screen (although the OSC Omnimax system in Toronto is much better IMO).
    • Dinosaur Provincial Park, Alberta. I've always wanted to visit this place, but haven't made it yet. New species of dinosaurs are discovered here every year. It's so chock-full of dinosaur remains that it's a UNESCO World Heritage Site. Some of the most impressive T-Rex skeletons ever found were found here.
    • Lake Superiour Provincial Park, Ontario. A bit of a trek to make it up here, but if you do, not only can you sit on the shores of the world's largest freshwater lake, but you can check out Agawa Rock, where hundreds of years ago the native Ojibwa painted pictographs on the cliffs at the waters edge. If this is up your alley, see them now -- they're already quite faded, and are expected to disappear due to weathering within the next 50 years.

    Well, that's what I can think of off

  42. At Burning Man you get to *be* the Blue Man Group by geekotourist · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I really liked the BMG show, but Burning Man is so much larger. Not as expensive for individual productions, sure, but the creativity at BM is wonderful.

    I'm not kidding about being the BMG: there are camps that'll airbrush you blue, or any other color you want. There are percussive sculpture for you to play. You can animate yourself with el-wire (what they used for that animated desert). You can dance under strobelights.

    But beyond that you can be the "Blue Women with Flamethrowers" group. You can be "the entirely blue Tiki bar towed by a lobster" group. Like another poster said, Burning Man is whatever you want it to be. Sure, you can be boring and do the drugs and drunk thing, but I think this is less common that others have said- you'd miss out on so much.