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Slashdot T-Shirt Contest Winners!
We had 331 entries in the Slashdot T-Shirt Design Contest, and at long last, I'm pleased to announce that our winners are
Scott Lewallen, Chris Hoover, and Jude Hansen. There were tons of great entries... and we've made the 3 winning designs, as well as 9 of my favorites available for your perusal. Congrats to the winners, and thanks to everyone who entered the contest!
The shirts themselves will be made available at ThinkGeek in the next few weeks.
Congratulations! You have lost!
"I would say that 99 per cent of what my father has written about his own life is false." - L. Ron Hubbard Jr.
I am an insensitive clod.
Nearly all of them are designs to be put on black t-shirts... Probably because black doesn't show pit/food stains as easily and can be reworn for months on end without washing.
Keep it up guys.. keep loading those images.
:)
We might finally be able to Slashdot Slashdot!!
"Hey! Unless this is a nude love-in, get the hell off my property!!"
Could this be the first time /. gets /.ed by /.?
I thought I was going to have to do laundry.
Cloud City Digital: DVD Production at its cheapest/finest
But when can I see the results of the Wet /. T-Shirt contest??
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...are there any shirts available for those of us who don't want to look like a complete dork?
Will they have big advertisements on them? Specifically, Microsoft advertisements?
One future, two choices. Oppose them or let them destroy us.
slasdotted already. How ironic.
Online Starcraft RPG? At
Dietary fiber is like asynchronous IO-- Non-blocking!
I think we should take a collection and buy Chris Hoover a faster internet connection. His Syringe with a RJ-11 jack is really nice, but who uses a phone line anymore? I would think a RJ-45 high-speed ethernet connection would be more apropos.
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A dozen cool shirts, but image a beowulf cluster of these...
I'm sorry I couldn't help myself.
Site is slashdotted. Here is the article text
Slashdot T-Shirt Contest Winners
Scott Lewallen, scott at mezic dot com
Chris Hoover, chris at mtgcp.com
Jude Hansen, jude-hansen at comcast dot net
Honorable Mentions
Chris Hil, ubergeek at ubergeek dot tv
Chris Hil, ubergeek at ubergeek dot tv
Chris Hil, ubergeek at ubergeek dot tv
Dan Sandler, dsandler at dsandler dot org
Tom Emens, tom at soberideas dot com
Jose Elias, josecarloselias at yahoo dot com
Russ Clarke, trojan_twokay at hotmail dot com
Wayne Dahlberg, waynefj40 at comcast dot net
James Topoleski, Falcon5768 at comcast dot net
Keep on hitting refresh, let's see how slow we can make it!
"I buy anything that ThinkGeek sells because I'm 1337." Come to think of it, that would make a good shirt.
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Would there be any rights violations if folks went and sold these other shirts on CafePress?
I for one won't be seen in any of the winner shirts - but i'm all over the "soothing green light" shirt when that becomes available.
and where the fsck is the ad-shirt for Natalie Portman's Hot Grits?
it would have Yakov holding a box of the grits pouring them into his pants saying : "Natalie Portman's Hot Grits : In SOVIET RUSSIA you MOD PARENT UP and ??? Profit!"
i wanted to do this design myself - but i'm as artistic as a dung beetle.
guns kill people like spoons make Rosie O'Donnell fat.
Front: Anonymous
Back: Coward
"Sometimes a woman is a kind of religion, she can save your soul & set you free from all your sins" - Bad Examples
Ok, how many of you actually looked up the "If you can read this, you belong here" T-shirt to confirm that it actually said "Slashdot.org"??? If you did, then you DEFINATELY belong here!
"Freedom means freedom for everybody" -- Dick Cheney
Oh, like we want to see nerds in wet t-shirts! *SHUDDER*
Boobies never hurt anyone. - Sherry Glaser.
"Our" gay lover? Are you referring to Taco?
-Looking for a job as a materials chemist or multivariat
While we're at it, can we manufacture the shirts so that deoderant is somehow embedded in the fabric so that they'll take effect when being worn
This cannot be allowed to happen. The "slashdot effect" cannot be used for good.
--- I wish I could hear the soundtrack to my life. That way I'd know when to duck.
I would of loved to have seen all of the hundreds of entrys
Same here. I'd like to see how the Natalie Portman/Goatse/hot grits/GNAA/*BSD is dying troll cliche extravaganza shirt would look.
Where does the school board find them and why do they keep sending them to ME?
Are you doing it as hard as you can, Mooninite style?
I'd hate to have people think that no one on slashdot actually reads what was written.
(the top three are winners and will be printed)
shirts out on the street, you can expect an immediate ass-kicking. You've been warned.
Is it just the spam getting to me, or does it seem like that second image is a penis pump with an RJ-45 connector?
Patent: from Latin patere, to be open
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Jeez. the images are loading pretty slowly. Maybe slashdot slashdotted itself?
>> http://images.slashdot.org/
::.. check out some Cell Phone Reviews
I don't think anyone on Slashdot uses Macs.
Why can't I moderate something "Wrong" or at least "Grossly Misinformed"?
A syringe with an RJ11... It just makes no sense...
At first I thought it was a vacuum cleaner, Apple style (kinda like the iBrator.) It was funny then, because it was like, "Slashdot: Still sucking", but then I realized it was a syringe and was just confused.
Dacels Jewelers can't be trusted.
I dunno. Something like that. Not like I refined the idea or anything.
Trolls lurk everywhere. Mod them down.
For those of you too lazy to pull out your ascii chart and binary decoder ring:
0 11011110111010000101110010011110101001001000111"); '
$ perl -e 'print map chr(oct "0b$_"), unpack("a8"x12, "010100110110110001100001011100110110100001100100
Slashdot.ORG
Maybe the Slashdot editors forgot to read their own article?
I just flew back in from DEFCON 11, where people were selling/wearing the following:
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- Life ain't nothin but bitches, money, and root.
- I need a girl who's name doesn't end with
- I rooted your girlfriend's box, and I didn't use a trojan
- Computer security is like sex. Once your penetrated, you're pretty much f*cked.
- Chicks dig guys that write recursive algorithms
- Save a filesystem -- Mount a sysadmin
- When you're caught, we're splitting up your warez
- My other computer is your linux box
- Trinity is a script kiddie
- There's no place like 127.0.0.1
I put the 'fun' in fundamentalism
Notice the difference in usernames between those two posts?
"Xombo" != "----" for instance...
*smirk*
I wish I were funny enough to keep the nested +5 Funny thread going.
Here's a quick hack-n-slash job of it.
Trolls lurk everywhere. Mod them down.
Note the second of this designer's entries with the big-headed geek saying:
Take a look at the spelling of "it's" there. This is either a terribly sad indictment or masterfully brilliant observation; I haven't figured out which yet.