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KDE Contributor Conference 2003 "Kastle" Report

Last weekend the KDE Contributor Conference 2003 in Nove Hrady ("Kastle") ended. There's a conference report, all slides and papers have been published, and there are lots of photos including the obligatory group photo (use mouse pointer and look at the status bar to see the names!). Also part of kastle were the KOffice Developers' Meeting and the presentation of Qt 4.

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  1. Welcome... by s20451 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Welcome to the KDE Kontributor Konference!

    KKK? That's not good ...

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    1. Re:Welcome... by cioxx · · Score: 3, Funny

      In fact, not far off. Notice the Nazi helmet

    2. Re:Welcome... by Daengbo · · Score: 1

      Nice troll. You mean the one that says "I broke kdelibs?" I would hardly take that as a logo of KDE

    3. Re:Welcome... by digitalunity · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You fucking troll. Do some research.

      On Trolltech's website, they plainly state that SCO Group(technically, it's the Canopy Group) holds 1.6% of Trolltech. The employees quite obviously have a controlling interest in the company.

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    4. Re:Welcome... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.blackie.dk/Images/kastle/digcam000769-8 00.jpg

      ha, they use windows :)

    5. Re:Welcome... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      YHBT.

      I have it on good authority the man actually uses KDE.

      Also notice that Canopy partially owning Trolltech is the truth... he didn't say anything about being wholly owned.

    6. Re:Welcome... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't mean to jump the gun. Was I too harsh? I've heard people mention this every time KDE is mentioned. It's disturbing how much people linger on the fact that SCO and the Canopy group own like 6% combined stock in Trolltech. Who really cares?

    7. Re:Welcome... by mcgroarty · · Score: 1

      I bet you're loads of laughs at parties, too.

    8. Re:Welcome... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn, that ought to be illegal. Running a perfectly good browser as Konqueror on an os as evil as Windows... Chills the soul it does.

    9. Re:Welcome... by EvilNTUser · · Score: 1

      You think that's bad?

      I go to the Helsinki School of Economics, which, in Finnish, becomes the Helsinki KKK ;-)

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    10. Re:Welcome... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On Trolltech's website, they plainly state that SCO Group(technically, it's the Canopy Group) holds 1.6% of Trolltech.

      Crap. They clearly state that the Canopy Group, i.e. the puppetmasters behind SCO, hold 4.1% of Trolltech, not 1.6%. They also clearly state that the SCO Group (NOT technically Canopy, actually SCO Group, got it?) hold a further 1.6%. Making 5.7% in all.

      You may or may not consider that a significant amount but given that you were clearly aware of the web page you could have actually spent 5 seconds reading it instead of swearing accusing other people of trolling (seriously) and of not doing THEIR research! Look in a mirror lately?

    11. Re:Welcome... by digitalunity · · Score: 1

      I understand that. That was my point. I distrust SCO far more than the Canopy Group, which is just a holdings company. SCO is owned by Canopy but SCO is the dangerous, insidious bastard to worry about.

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    12. Re:Welcome... by Daengbo · · Score: 1

      sarcasm never gets lost in plain text, you know...

    13. Re:Welcome... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here, maybe this will help: ;)

      Or maybe: /sarcasm

      Any intelligent person recognized that as sarcasm. It's not the original poster's fault that you're a moron.

  2. Conference Schedule by chundo · · Score: 3, Funny

    8:00 am: Session 1: Why can't we get past using the letter K?

    -j

    1. Re:Conference Schedule by tjansen · · Score: 1

      Easy: the next one is reserved for Java applications.

    2. Re:Conference Schedule by tjansen · · Score: 1

      Oops, I have just proved that by alphabet skills have suffered in the last years.

    3. Re:Conference Schedule by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      You must be from California :-)

      [it's too easy, I swear!]

      Tom

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    4. Re:Conference Schedule by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean Kalifornia? (Ah-nold spelling)

    5. Re:Conference Schedule by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      It's their businessmodel.

      1) Do free stuff.
      2) ?
      3) Kall Keverything Ksomething.
      4) Profit!

    6. Re:Conference Schedule by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      I bow down before the masta'h.

      Good one!

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    7. Re:Conference Schedule by arose · · Score: 1

      KDE the desktop writen in K++

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  3. Group photo. by saintlupus · · Score: 3, Funny

    and there are lots of photos including the obligatory group photo

    Wow, look at all the chicks.

    *crickets*

    So I suppose becoming an Open Source developer isn't going to get me lots of hot action, huh?

    --saint

    1. Re:Group photo. by 3.5+stripes · · Score: 1

      I count 2 girls there, doesn't seem much worse a ratio than your average lan party...

      Or your average tech show when you subtract the booth babes.

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    2. Re:Group photo. by nbarr · · Score: 1

      Thats 3 girls (and a guy with a skirt). I counted two at the first time. But there is one partly hidden right in the middle of the picture. Three persons up the lady in the front, and one person to the right.

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    3. Re:Group photo. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, but this is not correct.
      I was at the Konference and there was only one woman.
      I don't recall whose mum she was.
      Nevertheless the persons you refer to as "women" or "ladies" are in fact male.
      I can prove this, because I have them photographed when they were going to the mens toilet.

    4. Re:Group photo. by 3.5+stripes · · Score: 1

      That's a MAN baby!

      Heh, actually, I counted the obvious girl, and the blonde in the back row. The green stripy shirt looks a lot like a rugby shirt, it's a tough call. I went for man.

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      He tried to kill me with a forklift!
    5. Re:Group photo. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The green stripy shirt looks a lot like a rugby shirt, it's a tough call. I went for man
      If you're implying women can't play rugby, I know several who'll come round and put you straight on that issue, in an extremely painful manner...
    6. Re:Group photo. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      About as many as posting on Slashdot will.

    7. Re:Group photo. by beef3k · · Score: 1

      Well, maybe there would be more women if only the KDE boys could grow up and stop playing with their food

    8. Re:Group photo. by DataCannibal · · Score: 1

      With a name like Oswald I reckon a man is a good guess :-) Even given the fact that some german names are very different than english one and quite hard for a non-german speaker to guess the sex of.

      How about Wiebke or Swantje anyone ? Any guesses

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    9. Re:Group photo. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You look at those "chicks". I briefly did and it hurt my eyes.

  4. KDE's Knot KKK? by corebreech · · Score: 1

    I didn't think so.

  5. the dude on the left by mrgreenfur · · Score: 3, Funny

    you just know he's thinging "whoa, there's a girl here. how'd she get in?!?! *stares*"

    1. Re:the dude on the left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A tip about girls... you can't go wrong with flowers

    2. Re:the dude on the left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't see a girl in this picture... That's just a male nerd with too much fat and too little bugdet for the hairdressers.

  6. window.status ? by CaptainBaz · · Score: 4, Informative

    Blockquoth the poster...

    obligatory group photo (use mouse pointer and look at the status bar to see the names!)

    But only in Internet Explorer, it would seem. Certainly not in Mozilla Firebird. It beggars belief that people who are trying to convince the world of the virtues of alternative and open systems can't even code cross-browser [d]HTML.

    1. Re:window.status ? by mrew · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Works in Konqueror for me.

    2. Re:window.status ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Works fine in Konqueror :)

    3. Re:window.status ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It works in Konqueror. And probably by extension Safari.

      Derek

    4. Re:window.status ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Works in Konqueror for me.

      Whew, thanks God. I thought there was something wrong with it since it wouldn't work in Mozilla.

      Knowing that it works in a browser that aims for IE compatibility even if it breaks standards just made my day.

      [/sarcasm]

    5. Re:window.status ? by rfernand79 · · Score: 1

      Safari and Konqueror seem to have no problem at all.

    6. Re:window.status ? by Mickey · · Score: 1

      I wonder if this is a Mozilla bug. I played with the HTML, but I can't seem to get the names to appear. Does Mozilla not have a mouseover event for image maps?

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    7. Re:window.status ? by teklob · · Score: 1

      works fine in opera 6.12 as well maybe Firebird isnt quite ready yet

    8. Re:window.status ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Works for me in Opera.

    9. Re:window.status ? by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 1

      Does Mozilla not have a mouseover event for image maps?

      I'm no Mozilla expert, but I can often see mouseover events in image maps on other sites. Just not this one.

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    10. Re:window.status ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And maybe you're just a fucking retard who's not ready for Slasdot. Keep your maybe's to yourself unless you know what the hell you're talking about. It doesn't work in Firebird because whoever coded that page used non-standard code. Firebird actually works right; any browser that shows the status bar field changing is working wrong.

    11. Re:window.status ? by John+Seifarth · · Score: 1

      Works fine in Konqueror 3.0.1. So should you believe in beggars?

    12. Re:window.status ? by jemfinch · · Score: 1

      It works in Konqueror, of course.

    13. Re:window.status ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Big surprise when you emulate IE bug-for-bug.

    14. Re:window.status ? by spitzak · · Score: 1

      Didn't work in Safari for me. 1.0 v85

      Also that balloon page said "sorry Javascript required"

      In both cases I have Safari set to the defaults. Java + javascript enabled, popup blocking turned off.

    15. Re:window.status ? by Natalie's+Hot+Grits · · Score: 1

      nice troll...

      There is nothing wrong with the code. It is supported in every major browser other than gecko. It is quite funny watching mozilla/firebird fanboys bitch about "non standard" code. Especially when such code is the only way to get the desired effect. Just because it isn't in the W3C document doesnt mean it shouldn't be implemented in a web browser. How about the little animation in the corner of the web broser? Should we not include that because it isn't written into the HTML standard? Its also funny that mozilla is the only modern GUI browser (out of 4: mozilla,IE,opera,konq/safari) that doesn't support this function.

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    16. Re:window.status ? by rfernand79 · · Score: 1

      Hmm... I'm using v85 too, and it works fine. This is on top os Jaguar 10.2.6.

    17. Re:window.status ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is nothing wrong with the code.

      Incorrect. When setting window.status, you should return true. That page doesn't.

      It is quite funny watching mozilla/firebird fanboys bitch about "non standard" code. Especially when such code is the only way to get the desired effect.

      Huh? It's broken because the event can never be successful. Fix the event to return true, and you can get the desired effect.

      Just because it isn't in the W3C document doesnt mean it shouldn't be implemented in a web browser.

      Of course not. But if you have any expectation of it working, you'll stay in spec when coding stuff like this, and when people complain about out-of-spec code not working, you'll know exactly who to blame.

    18. Re:window.status ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Works in Konqueror for me.

      Whew, thanks God. I thought there was something wrong with it since it wouldn't work in Mozilla.

      Knowing that it works in a browser that aims for IE compatibility even if it breaks standards just made my day.

      [/sarcasm]


      Don't you mean [/troll] ??

    19. Re:window.status ? by spitzak · · Score: 1

      Sorry I was a doofus. I thought it was going to popup tooltips using javascript. Instead it was displaying the names in the status bar (which I had turned off).

      It still cleared the names instantly on the next mouse move. I just tried it in Konqueror and it works pretty well there and the names stay up. So not sure what the problem is with that.

  7. That group photo is a fake! by Snosty · · Score: 5, Funny

    There are two women in that group photo. Clearly it is a fake designed to psychologically manipulate us into supporting KDE over Gnome.

    Damn it, I think it's working.

    1. Re:That group photo is a fake! by blancolioni · · Score: 2, Funny

      You went through the photo looking for chicks? You really have to get out of the house more.

    2. Re:That group photo is a fake! by gowen · · Score: 5, Funny
      You went through the photo looking for chicks?
      Actually, they probably call themselves Khicks...
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    3. Re:That group photo is a fake! by nbarr · · Score: 2, Funny

      three girls, and a guy wearing a skirt. look better.

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    4. Re:That group photo is a fake! by jooon · · Score: 3, Funny

      three girls, and a guy wearing a skirt. That's a Kilt. I guess you see the pattern. :)

    5. Re:That group photo is a fake! by ComaVN · · Score: 1

      Thank you. Now my laptop is covered in tea.

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      Be wary of any facts that confirm your opinion.
    6. Re:That group photo is a fake! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Knowing full well what geeks are they, they have their own website: http://women.kde.org.

    7. Re:That group photo is a fake! by Rhone · · Score: 2, Funny

      See the KDE Women page for more psychological manipulation.

    8. Re:That group photo is a fake! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why, that's what I always do with group photos... do you somehow find those things otherwise interesting?

    9. Re:That group photo is a fake! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excuse me but did you see the women in the photo? No, it's a real photo of a group of nerds.

  8. This is great! by Vann_v2 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I read the KOffice Developers' Meeting page and it says that they'll be switching to OpenOffice.org's file format for all major applications. As someone who occasionaly uses both OpenOffice.org and KOffice this is great news, and will also provide an easy way to translate between current KOffice formats and OpenOffice.org. Maybe we have on our hands a new, truly cross-platform file format.

    1. Re:This is great! by Zeut · · Score: 2

      It would be nice if Abiword and Gnumetric also switched to the OO formats.

  9. Re:Stop with the stupid Ks... by danheskett · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Thank you.. thats a really good point.

    Try to convince your boss that you should ditch the number #1 OS in the world with the #1 office suite in the world for a product called "GNU/Linux" that runs a desktop called "KDE" and an office suite called "KOffice" with tools like "KWord", "KPresenter", etc etc.

    It gets silly when they ask what the things stand for. "KDE" stands for "Kool Desktop Environment". "GNU" stands for "GNU is Not Unix". Seriously. I've been made to look like a retard because of these silly names.

    Say what you will about MS, but their names are at least bland and corporate friendly.

  10. Re:Stop with the stupid Ks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The developers own the software, so it is their good right to choose any name they like, whether or not it begins with a 'K'.

    If you can't handle it, just use gnome, maybe the letter 'G' pleases you more.

    Of course, you might also take that gun that you're talking about, shoot yourself and stop whining for good...

  11. OO.o format by Daengbo · · Score: 4, Informative
    File format
    We will switch to the OASIS (OpenOffice.org) file format for all the major applications. This has many advantages:
    • file format shared with the OpenOffice.org suite, we don't have to reinvent the wheel
    • we'll be able to drop our OOo import filters and use the export filters as a compatibility layer for older KOffice versions documents
    • we can actively participate in the standard file format creation in the the case of Kexi and Kugar which are applications that don't currently exist in OOo
    I can't believe how awesome this is. As they say, koffice users can now swap files with OO.o users on Windows. I somehow wonder how they will get the frame orinted approach in koffice to save well in the OpenOffice format, but I am all for the interoperability this will offer.
    1. Re:OO.o format by Daengbo · · Score: 1

      I apologize for repeating some of what this post said, but I refreshed right before writing my post, and still saw nothing but mentions of the women in the photos. You may safely mod me redundant now...

  12. Two girls!?!?!?!?!? by nbarr · · Score: 1

    I mean, GUI development needs more women. You know its very difficult to find a man that has UI and aestetics capabilities (at least a straight one). If we want more friendly to use GUIs, we need women! Pronto!

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    1. Re:Two girls!?!?!?!?!? by rfernand79 · · Score: 1

      Three girls, actually. The third one took the photograph. Wasn't that obvious? Makes me wonder: Too few girls working on KDE or most girls working on KDE run away from Kgeeks' Konferences?

    2. Re:Two girls!?!?!?!?!? by nbarr · · Score: 1

      Actually, you are right. There are two girls. The third one is two persons to the top of the front one, and one person to the left.

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    3. Re:Two girls!?!?!?!?!? by jester · · Score: 1

      How exactly is that a girl ? He is called Oswald (use the mouseover to see the names). I've never met a girl called Oswald before :-)

    4. Re:Two girls!?!?!?!?!? by Ilan+Volow · · Score: 1

      The problem isn't that GUI development needs more women, the problem is that GUI development needs programmers who will actually listen to the existing men (or women) who are knowledgable in areas of usability who have been screaming at them about really bad usability problems for the last five years.

      If you want more user friendly GUI's, what you really want are Free Software developers who will actually listen to the usability people and not tell them "That's what you want. That's not what I want" or "Quit whining about what you get for free".

      Good luck finding one.

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    5. Re:Two girls!?!?!?!?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's two more girls than regularily post on slashdot. (except for the fake girls)

  13. skirt by nbarr · · Score: 1

    And the one wearing the skirt is not a girl, or is it...

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    1. Re:skirt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, don't knock it. By the looks of some of those men, they'll take anything they can get!

  14. Re:Stop with the stupid Ks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I recall a Simpsons episode where Krusty the Klown did himself a mischief trying to work in too many Komedy K's into a sentence ..... perhaps KDE are heading this way?!

    Still, Komedy K's really are no worse than aGNoying silent Gs on N words ..... like ..... er ..... oh ..... well, I'll just be off then. Seeya.

  15. Group photo splash screen by Gaima · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I keep upto date with KDE from CVS (using Gentoo's excellent KDE CVS ebuilds) and noted, along with the large number of changes, that in the last week or so the default splash screen has been changed to the group photo.
    It's nice an' all, but could we have it changed back please? :)

    Just like the 2 guys on the left I was also like "whoa, there's a girl here. how'd she get in?!?! *stares*" (mrgreenfur).

    Kudos to the KDE Developers too, some good work going on.

    1. Re:Group photo splash screen by dylan_- · · Score: 2, Informative
      the default splash screen has been changed to the group photo.
      It's nice an' all, but could we have it changed back please?
      The splash pics are in /usr/kde/3.1/share/apps/ksplash/pics so you can change them, and I believe if you put files in ~/.kde/share/apps/ksplash/pics you can have a customised one for your own login.

      Hope this helps.
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    2. Re:Group photo splash screen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > It's nice an' all, but could we have it changed back please? :)

      Yes, it will be changed back before KDE 3.2 alpha1 (in a few weeks)

  16. Re:Stop with the stupid Ks... by debest · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure why you're so upset with KDE projects in particular. Free software is full of "cute" names: to make the whole bunch of them sound "professional" would affect a lot more than KDE.

    Given this situation, I rather like KDE's project names. It makes it easier to tell that they are, in fact, KDE applications.

    If the names are so bothersome, I'm sure you could just fork all the projects so you can rename them!

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  17. Re:Stop with the stupid Ks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So what is your suggestion for an easy way to indicate that an application is written for one of the many de's available? Let's see... Gimp, Gnumeric, Konqueror, Kmail...It's easy. It's a system. Sorta like Microsoft Word, Microsoft Excel, etc. JBoss, Jakarta. IMac IPod.

    Derek (and yes I know that you can run gimp on kde)

  18. Klas Kallass? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the photo, on the right of the konqi twins, theres a person called Klas Kallass! Looks like the K names got into his head!

  19. Re:Stop with the stupid Ks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it any worse than iBook, iMac, iPhoto, iTunes, etc?

    I like the K. It instantly lets me know what platform the app is for.

    By the way, KDE does not stand for Kool desktop environment.

  20. Oh, and incidentally... by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    ...KOffice is switching to OASIS, the OOo file format.

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  21. Suspicious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you sure that wasn't a mingers conference?

  22. Bob/Dangerous Creatures/Xenix/Entertainment Pack by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    Very corporate friendly. And then of course there's TFPC. (-:

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  23. Re:Stop with the stupid Ks... by richie2000 · · Score: 3, Funny
    "KDE" stands for "Kool Desktop Environment".

    Um, no it doesn't.

    The K in KDE does not stand for anything. It is the character that comes before L in the Latin alphabet, which stands for Linux. It was chosen because KDE runs on many types of UNIX (and perfectly well on FreeBSD). "
    OTOH, putting the name of a seriously debilitating illness in front of all program names is OK? I guess it's fitting that billg talked about the Digital Nervous System a few year's back... MS is a disease.
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  24. Here is a XHTML compliant version by zerodeux · · Score: 3, Informative

    Quickly sed'ed for correctness : http://mksp.zerodeux.net/contributors.html.

    1. Re:Here is a XHTML compliant version by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for that - did not WFM in IE either!

    2. Re:Here is a XHTML compliant version by Principal+Skinner · · Score: 1

      Hey, thanks! Finally I was able to learn how quickly I lose interest in the names of the KDE developers :-P

      I normally have my JavaScript set to not change the statusbar text in Mozilla, since I think it's evil and serves no purpose that is beneficial to the user.

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  25. Re:Stop with the stupid Ks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    BS-O-Meter pinned on that one. So you're the other person who refers to it as GNU? Sure.

    Granting there is the slightest grain of truth in your post, next time ask your boss if you can sit in on the meeting with his boss as he explains why he didn't investigate a powerful and free software alternative because he didn't like the letter 'K'. Watch as one of the last remaning dot-commers learns to say 'biggie size?".

  26. Congratulations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Two stupid posts in one! Now go back to your unfunny cave.

  27. Not everyone minds the Kisms by nurb432 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    True its often over done, but at its root it makes a LOT of sense.

    If its prefixed with K, you pretty much can guess its integrated with KDE..

    Don't forget, G goes with Gnome.. I don't see people bitching about that, and its just as effective/silly/etc.

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    1. Re:Not everyone minds the Kisms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget, G goes with Gnome

      To be fair, Gnome don't tend to go with the spelling errors. People do whine about their official pronunciation at times :)

      I don't think Kmail is a problem, for example, it's "Mail" with a "K" in front of it to distiguish it from non-KDE mailers, fine. Konqueror on it's own would be bearable. But Krayon? Kastle? Okay, some of us are just too picky but reading these words is seriously unpleasant. Doubtless a failing in me, but that's the reason. If you can read "Kastle" without wincing then you'll never understand, and you're lucky :)

    2. Re:Not everyone minds the Kisms by Al+Al+Cool+J · · Score: 1
      Sometimes guessing can be bad, because sometimes k stands for kernel. Ah, but isn't it always fun to tell a newbie that things like kswapd, keventd, and kupdated are leftover KDE processes that can be safely killed after KDE has shut down.

      Yes, I know, I'm pure evil.

    3. Re:Not everyone minds the Kisms by Scarblac · · Score: 1

      What part of "the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed" do you not understand

      The comma.
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    4. Re:Not everyone minds the Kisms by Ed_Moyse · · Score: 1

      Very good! That just made me laugh out loud!

  28. KDE Developers Anonymous by ThyTurkeyIsDone · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hello group, my name is Klark... As is the kase with many of you, I love komputers and was about to embark on a kareer in the field of information and kommunikation teknology... but my troubles started when I got into KDE development... it wasn't really konspikuous at first when I started to spell everything with a k, sometimes even with a kapital K, but soon my kolleagues began to wonder whether I kouldn't spell... they asked me, "Are you on krack? Kut the krap!"... some even went as far as kalling me kompletely krazy! What kould I do? I must admit, I'm a kolerik person, kwick-tempered as you might say... sometimes I got inkredibly angry, and I kussed and kursed at my ko-workers... People should judge me by the kontent of my karakter instead of just kriticizing my kurious spelling! However, when I was sacked for being unkooperative, I developed an inferiority komplex and finally realized I had to kome to terms with my problem... so here I am, this is my koming-out... I know my kase is a komplex one, but I do hope it is kurable...

  29. Missed some . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "krack"
    "kwick"
    "kriticizing"
    "sacked"

  30. Uh-Oh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you see what I see

    1. Re:Uh-Oh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this was back in 2001.. see the watermark..

  31. Re:Stop with the stupid Ks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, I don't see how it's any different from the windows world, where 80% of the app names start with "win"...

  32. KDE-3.2 release cycle starts today ! by InodoroPereyra · · Score: 3, Interesting

    A great way to capitalize all the discussions at the Kastle: the devs are starting the 3.2 release cycle now . The integration of PIM stuff in 3.2 will make for a complete, extremely consistent desktop environment (except for KOffice that will need onesome extra time to mature, incorporate the OpenOffice filters, etc.)

  33. Kastle? by CromeDome · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Kan we kwit kawlling things by these unkool K knames? It's kounterintuitive :P

    KromeDome

  34. Re:Stop with the stupid Ks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a valid point, but with KDE it's becoming pathological. I think it makes sense to use the K prefix for KDE's core applications (like Konqueror, KMail, KNode, Kicker, KOffice, ...), also because it guarantees a certain level of KDE integration and (hopefully) quality standards.

    But there are hundreds of mini-applications for KDE that are unfinished or abandoned or don't work at all starting with K, thus the "K" doesn't work as an indicator of quality (as -arguably- does the Win prefix).

    And there seems to exist a deep dislike of the English language and aesthetic brand names, thus leading to - imho - awful creations like Kemistry, Koffle or Kolorizer.

  35. Re:Stop with the stupid Ks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yeah, we all know it stands for Krap

  36. KDE Girl hackers by jester · · Score: 1

    While there were indeed 3 girls there, one of them has had a bit too much to drink as you can see
    here.

    1. Re:KDE Girl hackers by alonso · · Score: 1

      I really love hers red eyes ;)

    2. Re:KDE Girl hackers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really love hers red eyes ;)

      I peed on my pants when I saw that photo. As a slashdot reader I do that anytime I see a female, but oh well...

  37. Re:Stop with the stupid Ks... by bogie · · Score: 1

    Blah Blah. Again with the stupid arguement that names matter...

    From now on I'm just putting all of you down as enemies so that you will be forever modded to -6 and I won't have to read this pointless arguement about names anymore.

    When you see a shiny colored button in the comments while your reading /. at least you'll now why. :-/

    --
    If you wanna get rich, you know that payback is a bitch
  38. The K is not for Kool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "KDE" stands for "Kool Desktop Environment".

    Where did you get that from? I think the K does not stand for anything, just like the X in the X Window System does not (and nobody seems to matter the many X programs starting by X, by the way).

    1. Re:The K is not for Kool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "KDE" stands for "Kool Desktop Environment".

      Where did you get that from?


      HTH

    2. Re:The K is not for Kool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha. I wrote that one. Only they censored a piece of it about the meaning of the Hancock name (right after the Miller reference)

      Roberto Alsina (/. ID 1777 but hasn't logged in months)

    3. Re:The K is not for Kool by JamesKPolk · · Score: 1

      http://www.hakubi.us/kdeannounce.html

      "New Project: Kool Desktop Environment (KDE)"

      And if you don't believe my mirror:

      http://groups.google.com/groups?q=g:thl263011379 5d &dq=&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&selm=53tkvv%24b4j%40newsse rv.zdv.uni-tuebingen.de

  39. Re:NOT TROLL, KDE IS ANTI AMERICAN! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Yeah! About time they threw that PNAC Nazi out!

  40. Re:NOT TROLL, KDE IS ANTI AMERICAN! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is Neil/Rob trying to get on Google again.
    Notice the ?slashdot after the URL. Losers.

  41. Fecal matters (was Re:Stop with the stupid Ks...) by mousse-man · · Score: 1

    Immediately, I was thinking of "Klo" (toilet) and "Kacke" (look it up yourself) when I saw this....ah the possiblities that good knowledge of the German language can open!

    But soon we might have "Krap" as well....

  42. This was not a troll by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Just wanted to point that out. But I guess these days, mods don't reply to you when they disagree. They just mark you as "Troll" or "Flamebait" and go on to mod up the latest random SCO reference post or "you're new here, aren't you?" post.

    I know this is offtopic; I turned off Karma Bonus accordingly.

    --
    "Sufferin' succotash."
    1. Re:This was not a troll by Rhone · · Score: 2, Informative

      I suspect your post was moderated as a troll because the complaint you made already gets made several times in every vaguely KDE-related thread. It's getting old.

      The continued, annoying repetition makes the "I'm sick of all the K's!" posts feel like trolls even when they aren't meant that way.

    2. Re:This was not a troll by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      It's tiring when nobody listens to the users. And the repetitive Ks are more "old" than posts like this, I feel.

      --
      "Sufferin' succotash."
  43. Re:Stop with the stupid Ks... by rking · · Score: 4, Informative

    The K in KDE does not stand for anything. It is the character that comes before L in the Latin alphabet, which stands for Linux. It was chosen because KDE runs on many types of UNIX (and perfectly well on FreeBSD).

    It is true, or at least reasonably true, to say that the K doesn't stand for anything now. Claiming that it was chosen for any reason other than because KDE was originally called the Kool Desktop Environment is not true.

    Seriously, they started with a bad name. They very sensibly ditched it. No need to go on about it but no reason to pretend it never happened either.

  44. Re:Stop with the stupid Ks... by Arandir · · Score: 1

    Well, you could always use FreeBSD instead.

    "What does BSD stand for?"

    "Berkeley Software Distribution. It's the UNIX developed at UC Berkeley."

    --
    A Government Is a Body of People, Usually Notably Ungoverned
  45. Re:NOT TROLL, KDE IS ANTI AMERICAN! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is Neil/Rob trying to get on Google again.
    Notice the ?slashdot after the URL. Losers.


    I *REALLY* hope he gets on google. He'll be not-so-happy to discover people from the US right wing is not a majority on internet.

  46. Its not perfect.... by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    I agree the more esoteric K-apps is silly.. if they would stick to common words ( + the K ) then things would be better..

    Kmail, Koffice, etc are good examples.

    Kopete, Konqueror are bad examples..

    Then you have things like Aethera.. Geezh.. I will hate to have to explain to clients about that one.. Aside from the question, 'is it KDE compliant?', its just really really poorly named.. ( unless its some german thing that we here in the USA use differently )

    --
    ---- Booth was a patriot ----
    1. Re:Its not perfect.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shawn Gordon, theKompany boss and namer of Aethera is USian. So, I seriously doubt that is "some german thing"

  47. Wow, what a racially-diverse crowd! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not even a tolken black guy? C'mon!

  48. Typical of OSS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is SO typical of OSS development! People only see the few things that's good and overlook ALL the rest that's so dreadful.

    I mean, sure there's chicks in the photo. But MAN look at all the ugly geeks!? Shivers.

    OTOH, maybe that's a sign that interoperability is coming to the desktop.

    (-1: Troll, sheesh what did I SAY??)

  49. Re:Stop with the stupid Ks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmmm.. if the startup tip really says that stuff about the "L", the startup tip is wrong.

  50. This special... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    from the letter-K dept.

  51. Re:Stop with the stupid Ks... by be-fan · · Score: 1

    How is KDE any different from CDE, which corporations ran for a long time?

    How is KWord any different from MS Word?

    The K is just branding. If you notice, most Windows apps have an MS (or a full Microsoft) in front of them:

    It's not IE, but MSIE
    It's not Word, but MS Word,
    etc.

    --
    A deep unwavering belief is a sure sign you're missing something...
  52. hmmm by veeoh · · Score: 1

    popular with the chicks then?

    I count 1?

  53. Re:Looking at those names.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdot has been pretty Anti-GNOME for the last ~3 years or so.. It was _extremely_ pro-KDE for a while, when the editors, especially Taco appended every Mozilla article with "of course, Mozilla suX0rz and Konqueror rOOlez".

    But it's become more neutal as most of the slashdot editors have moved from Linux to OSX anyways.

  54. Re:Stop with the stupid Ks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Exactly.

    After the core KDE developers did it in their base apps, a lot of other third party KDE app developers did it too. After Microsoft prepended "95" to their apps after the release, many companies added "95" to theirs. Same thing with the "win"-prefix.

    Same thing with apple and the "i"- prefix and the "Mac"- prefix.

    Just a way of branding. Get over it nigger trolls.

  55. Re:Warning : KDE 3.2 Kould be krippled! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Remember. Defend KDE, don't let it get HIGified

    w0rd b1tch.

    one havoc penniggerton desktop is enough

  56. Re:Stop with the stupid Ks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What?

    If your bosses choose software based on their NAMES of all things, you must be working in a pretty fucked up company. They won't last.

    Proper companies make their decision based on stability, security, etc. etc. etc. If having lots of "K"s is somehow a "problem", the company has no long term chance of survival.

  57. Re:Stop with the stupid Ks... by Natalie's+Hot+Grits · · Score: 1

    You have to also realize the history behind the acronym "KDE"

    Yes, Kool Desktop Environment was the origional name. But it was a play off of CDE, the Common Desktop Environment. You see, back when KDE started, CDE was all there was, and GNOME did not exist. People were sick of fvwm95 which was the default desktop in redhat, and other linux distros, and when they saw KDE (similar in name to CDE, which everyone knew) they could relate...

    Kool didn't just come out of thin air. They couldn't name it the Cool Desktop Environment, otherwise it would have been CDE. Obviously, its a pretty lame name, and so it was promptly changed to the "K Desktop Environment" even before KDE 1.0 was released. Origionally, KDE was (at least somewhat) ment to be a CDE like desktop. Also, another reason why Sun chose GNOME insted of KDE for their new desktop. KDE was their CDE competition, and when GNOME came out, was KDE's competition and CDE had already (mostly) died. At the time Sun made the decision, It made sence.

    --
    Two infinite things: your stupidity and mine. But I'm not sure about the latter. If my sig offends you, I'm sorry.
  58. Re:Warning : KDE 3.2 Kould be krippled! by JamesKPolk · · Score: 1

    Nah, it's not starting with obvious things like kwin. The Havoc-ification of KDE started with XDG Desktop Files, then it'll be DBUS, then it'll be GConf.

  59. Wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Canopy Group is the one to worry about. Canopy owns SCO and SCO wouldn't be doing it with out Canopy's approval. The way to get at Canopy is by kicking them in the wallet. Unfortuneatley that means letting Trolltech know what we think about Canopy.

  60. Moderators Suck. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yay. Boycott KDE and QT. If Trolltech can't pressure Canopy Group to call off the dogs, then we haven't put enough pressure on Trolltech.

    Trolltech needs to come clean and explain exactly what their relationship is with Canopy. Particulary, do any Canopy group members sit on their Board of Directors and does canopy have special rights to purchase more shares and a special rate. If so, the picking on Trolltech is completely fair.

    It is unfortuneate that some people are scoring calls for Trolltech to come clean as "troll". This needs to be debated, not shouted down.

  61. Re:NOT TROLL, KDE IS ANTI AMERICAN! by 10Ghz · · Score: 1

    Let me get this straight: KDE protested against software-patents. Now, software-patents are an issue that relates directly to KDE (and all open-source software for that matter). How did they protest? They closed their website for one day. Then an american KDE-developer decided that since KDE protests against software-patents by closing their website, it's perfectly OK to embed pro-US Army proganda right in to KDE itself. Obviously other KDE-developers disagreed.

    Protesting against software-patents (a thing that can have direct implications on the project) is completely different from putting propaganda about US Army in to the desktop itself.

    The KDE-developer in question is a moron that has previously been at odds with the other developers (with friends like him, who needs enemies?), and the website you linked to is downright stupid.

    --
    Lesbian Nazi Hookers Abducted by UFOs and Forced Into Weight Loss Programs - -all next week on Town Talk.
  62. Re:Stop with the stupid Ks... by kris · · Score: 1

    Some people claim that KDE stands for Kalle Dalheimer Experience.

  63. Google by Rob+Kaper · · Score: 1

    Website links are only a very small part of PageRank. If you still believe link whoring matters, you're sadly mistaken. Besides, if I were trying to inflate my page rank in such a way, it wouldn't make sense to link a *different* URL, would it?

    Furthermore, "again" looks a bit silly given the fact my sites have had decent Google (and MSN Search) ratings for quite a while. We've been top ten for "governor schwarzenegger" for months without a single incoming link to said pages. Why? Because we've had regular updates on the recall elections with a diverse content in a technically organized manner.

    Yes, I am aware that the way my I build my websites seems to be the way Googlebot likes them. And that's also what happened: I tuned my content engine to be more strict in what it sent, and Google picked up my efforts to be a responsible webmaster. I didn't trick Googlebot, it just happened to agree with the way I present my content.

    I cannot speak for Neil, but I did not post that link, nor would I do so anonymously. You don't seem to know me at all. (especially not since I actually disagreed with Neil's opinion that KDE is full of anti-Americanism on SA)

    1. Re:Google by JamesKPolk · · Score: 1

      I post under my account.

  64. Re:Stop with the stupid Ks... by Rob+Kaper · · Score: 1

    For the last time (not!): it's the Klingon Desktop Environment. Only ~130 strings translated though, if only I'd get some help!

  65. Women not the answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but you're right in a way. Males and females differ neurologically. The presense of male hormones discourages neurological development in 'subsystems', leaving the higher-function area of the brain to do more processing. This means males are usually not as good as females in certain areas of perceptability, unless they're more neurologically female than normal or have got a psychological makeup that drives them to develop these skills.

    Getting more female developers is not going to fix things. The reason why is that most female programmers are autistic. Programming simply will not (can not?) interest a neuroglocailly normal female brain when there are more interesting social-centric persuits out there. Most male programmers are autistic. People with autistic spectrum disorders have got poor perceptability with these neurological skills. That's why GUIs made by the average programmer are, almost without ever an exception, intensely bad - if you've got a neurological setup that makes programming and maths interesting to you, you almost certainly have got neurological deficits in areas of brain function, whereas a neurologically-normal brain would make programming more tedious than watching paint dry.

    Anybody who is a good programmer and has got the above-average level of social-comprehension required to make a good GUI is truly extremely rare. I doubt more than a hundred such individuals exist in the entire planet. I make no understatement when I say that.

    These are books on GUI design, and professional GUI designers, but that's like reading a book on how to tell peoples' emotions by looking at their face. Nothing can properly make up for the autism-related neurological-deficits programmers possess. No book or PHB sitting next to you can help with your every subtle decision in GUI design. If you even begin to 'need' a book, then you don't have what it takes.

    If you want good GUI design, don't have it designed by programmers, full stop.

    I've got some of these problems myself, so don't think I am being an ignorant anti-autistic troll :)

  66. Glad they didn't use all Ks cause ... by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 1

    ... the KDE Kontributor Konference abbreviation wouldn't go very well. Just ask Krusty how well his Krusty Komedy Klassics went over at the Apollo...