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  1. Re:I don't thin that Word means... a:Crawler Text on Episode III Opening Crawl Released · · Score: 1

    Turgid.

    adj 1: ostentatiously lofty in style; "a man given to large talk"; "tumid political prose" [syn: bombastic, declamatory, large, orotund, tumid]

  2. Re:This solves only 1/2 of the problem on Google Cans Comment Spam · · Score: 3, Insightful
    The best one I've seen renders a series of characters graphically (a la TicketBastard) which the user (a human, of course) has to type into a text field on the comment form before their comment is accepted.

    Sure, that's great for humans using a graphical browser, with images turned on, and 20/20 vision. But that doesn't cover all internet users. What about text browsers? What about screen readers?

    This is the age of internet accessibility folks, and it's exactly why I refuse to use Captcha tests on my own blog - instead, I currently filter all comments and trackbacks through wp-spamassassin. Haven't had a single problem yet, although it's early days.

    The rel="nofollow" trick sounds promising for killing off the PageRank cheats, but it won't stop humans clicking the links...

  3. Re:Firefox vs IE on Firefox Reviewed in the Globe and Mail · · Score: 2, Informative

    Nonsense, Lloyds TSB's internet banking works perfectly across all major browsers and platforms.

  4. Mouse Usage 101 on Windows XP Starter Edition Review · · Score: 5, Funny

    Click here to find out how to use a mouse!

    What? Eh? Oh.

  5. Dull on Blog reading up 58% in U.S. · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sorry, but while people rave about "the blogging phenomenon", they generally forget to mention that most blogs are either dull as hell if they're lucky, or more likely just abandoned when the author got bored.

    Sure, there are the few excellent ones that stand out, but 75% are just dead livejournals or blogspots with
    Of course, I have one myself, so I'm hardly entitled to comment... :o)

  6. Re:Why do Microsoft need a browser? on Microsoft Not Worried about FireFox · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ok, most PCs come with Windows preinstalled. So Microsoft makes some money on the OEM license. Now, Windows ships with IE as the default (and only) browser, so most users will just use IE without even realising what a 'browser' is.

    Because of this, lazy web developers, as well as Microsoft and their partners, will only develop their sites for IE - therefore lots of websites will only work with IE on Windows.

    So people who want to use "the internets" will have no choice but to use IE on Windows. Which means more license fees for Microsoft...

  7. Indemnified? on Ballmer Threatens Linux Patent Lawsuits · · Score: 5, Informative
    Maybe someone should point out that Microsoft is battling dozens of patent-infringement lawsuits itself, and any user of Microsoft software (including governments) could also be sued?
    That's funny, I thought Microsoft had indemnified its customers against IP threats?
  8. Re:Is it really forever? on Gmail Accounts Vulnerable to XSS Exploit · · Score: 1
    there doesn't seem to be any way to shift it in bulk to my home computer
    Sure there is - fetchgmail.

    Works great for me.
  9. Re:Except Animals are more likely to be right. on Good Bad Attitude · · Score: 1
    Hacker's know Godwin's Law.

    But not the apostrophe law, right? ;)
  10. Re:Serendipity! on UK Record Industry Sues 'Major Filesharers' · · Score: 1

    > fried my mp3 collection [h4xx0r.co.uk] (and the rest of my data)

    It wasn't just the mp3 collection :(

    You're right though, of course.

  11. Serendipity! on UK Record Industry Sues 'Major Filesharers' · · Score: 1, Funny

    That's well timed - today I coincidentally fried my mp3 collection (and the rest of my data) anyway. Stupid hdparm...

    Every cloud really does has a silver lining, I guess. It doesn't make me feel any better about it though!

  12. Paranoia on Hobbit Hole + World Class Fallout Shelter · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Wow, these guys really are preying on your fears, aren't they? Remember all the nutjobs who ran for the hills in the middle of all the Y2K panic? That was funny enough, but pushing this kind of place, on the vague premise that 'there hasn't been a virulent epidemic for a while now', is just silly...

  13. Who? What? Eh? on They Killed Ken! · · Score: 1, Insightful
    SF Gate (via the AP) is reporting that your pal, Ken Jennings
    Who he?
    has been beaten after his 75th(!) game.
    75th game of what? Tiddlywinks?
    I fully expect Mr. Trebek to hold a wake, or to keep calling the champion 'Ken' for the rest of the season.
    Who on earth is Mr Trebek?
  14. Re:No Perl? on Google Code Jam 2004 · · Score: 2

    Ha.

    In the UK, everyone wears uniform at high school, but I know what you mean.

    What I was actually alluding to was the fact that modern 'hacker/geek' languages like Perl or Python will often let you solve problems more quickly than eg. Java with its strict typing.

    Given that the competition is effectively a race against time, it's a shame that you don't seem to be allowed to use a language designed to help you accomplish these things more quickly.

    And yes, interpreted languages will be slower than compiled ones, but with Java's JVM and .NET's sprawling mass of runtime libraries, the difference may be less than you think.

  15. No Perl? on Google Code Jam 2004 · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Use Java, C++, C# or VB.NET.

    No Perl?

    No Python?

    No ("cool" hacker language of the day)?

    How many real geeks are they going to attract?

  16. Re:More IT Myths on IT Myths · · Score: 4, Insightful

    +5 Insightful?

    I don't know whether to laugh or cry...

  17. Re:article title on Toshiba Unveils Laptop With Instant-On TV & DVR · · Score: 1, Funny

    I think it's supposed to be parsed as:

    (Instant-On TV) & (DVR)

  18. Re:I have a sleep disorder on 32,000 "Why I'm Tired" Emails · · Score: 1

    Tried it.

    Every other morning, I was faced with the choice "stay in nice comfy bed and sleep more" or "go outside and run around". Guess which option I chose?

    I have no willpower when I wake up tired...

  19. Re:Random quotes on Monty Python's Spamalot Musical Gets Cast · · Score: 1

    Never before, has your signature been so apt.

  20. Re:Does SCO use any GIFs... on GIF Slips Away From Unisys; Your Move, IBM · · Score: 1
    $ lynx --source http://www.sco.com |grep gif |wc -l
    41
    $
    It would appear so.
  21. Re:They're begging for it on Yahoo Changes Protocol, Blocks Third Party Clients · · Score: 1

    Because we won't be able to convince our non-techie friends and family to switch from the application that all their friends use!

    It's a chain-of-chains problem - I need to use Y!IM because some of my friends use it. They won't switch because all their friends use it. And their friends won't switch because all *their* friends use it.

    And as an aside, neither Trillian nor GAIM support any of the advanced features of AIM, MSN or Y!IM (webcam, voice chat etc), so I have to use all three clients instead of an all-in-one.

    Oh, wouldn't it be nice if everything just worked...

  22. Re:Network Bootable on Fiber To The Dorm Room · · Score: 1

    That actually makes a lot of sense, if there was a way to deal with the obvious security concerns.

    Some sort of distributed "grid" (ugh) of internet BOOTP/TFTP servers would not be too tricky to implement and would be useful today, eg. for installing various flavours of Linux.

    We already have the "netinst" floppy and CD-images, why not skip the middle stage and boot the image straight from the internet?

  23. Re:How's the parent rate a "funny" ? on Playing Games While Not Ruining Your Relationship? · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but videogames won't suck your cock...

  24. Re:Insightful! on Fix a Troubled Mac · · Score: 1

    Can somebody point out the insightful part of the parent post?

    Thanks

    Baz

  25. Re:God be with you on Schizophrenia Experiences and Suggestions? · · Score: 1

    Atheism is not a religion, it's an opinion.

    Then there's the fine line between not believing in god, and believing there is no god... Topic for another day though, methinks.