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2002 SAGE Salary Survey Finally Released
Ted Cabeen writes "The 2002 Salary Survey run by SAGE, SANS, and Sun's BigAdmin Group profiled in a March Slashdot Article has finally been released. Everybody who participated in the survey is entitled to a copy, as well as current members of those groups. How does your salary stack up in the post-crash economy?"
You insensitive clod!
(so bored... so bored... so bored...)
Vote monkeys into Congress. They are cheaper and more trustworthy.
90% unemployed
10% received 50% paycut
In other news unemployment in India is almost zero...
Do rupees and unemployment checks count?
The most underpaid were also too psychotically busy to answer the survey...
Or was it done on Slashdot?
"Consider yourself a member of a virtual corporation with Mr. Torvalds as your Chief Executive Officer." - Linux Advocac
How does your salary stack up in the post-crash economy?
Is this a trick question? How would I know how my salary stacks up if I'm not entitled to a copy of the report?
Its not how big it is, its how you use it that counts.
from highest to lowest
PHB $300,000
Executive Mgmt $150,000
Engineer (Pro) $80,000
Engineer (Hack) $60,000
Engineer (Guru) $$$ here and there + unemployment
I.T (Mgmt) $50,000
I.T (Reboot Monkey) Minimum Wage + unemployment
PR/Accounting "are you guys interested in equity" + unemployment
Legal (depends on the company $$$$(SCO))
Sales (commission only = $0) + unemployment
VC all dead apparently (mass suicide??)
bite my glorious golden ass.
I hear they're looking for a sysadmin to fine-tune their system so it doesn't happen again.
i catch my own fish and grow my own vegees... and for net access, i got wifi... and i live in a card board box rent free under a bridge
fuck salary
The very finest in unavailable information.
How rude. How dare you enjoy your work and get a decent wage for it!
"He treats objects like women, man!"
- The Dude, The Big Lebowski
My economy is fine, I jsut earned $12500 by suing Registar.com... ;o)
"I'm in Italy and i found a way to start my business online for just 20 bucks a month... and now i am my own boss, and make more than i did at my previous job."
Why am I expecting the next line to be 'Herbal Viagra really works! Here are some testimonials...'
Oddly Draconis
Too cynical to live, too stubborn to die.
I thought he meant I'd be paid weekly, but he really meant weakly .
*Puts on Happy Helmet* I love my job, I love my job, I love my job, glad I have a job...
Definitely quit. You're being treated completely unfairly. In fact, e-mail me the name of your company and the name of your immediate supervisor and I'll send him a stern e-mail explaining that his employees are unhappy due to his mismanagement. I'll attach my resume and cover letter so that he has an idea of how well off other workers in the world are. Yeah. That's the ticket.
El riesgo vive siempre!
I agree, you people should all quit, that way, there'll be a job for me out there. Suckers!
Wer mit Ungeheuern kämpft, mag zusehn, dass er nicht dabei zum Ungeheuer wird. --Nietzsche
That's all really good, sound fiscal advice. But, because of the way it is laid out, with the numbered lists, the bold text and the tone, I kept looking for the "GET A BIGGER PENIS NOW!!!!!" paragraph. :)
The REAL jabber has the user id: 13196
What you do today will cost you a day of your life
Money I owe, money-iy-ay
I work for a rather large unicolor octo-barred-logo company.
I was hoping to find a job at the STOP company. I'm sorry to hear I might be out of luck.