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UK RIP Bill Reintroduced

AIM31 writes "The amendments to RIP bill in the UK, which gives the power to read email headers and history to such bodies as the Postal Service, is back. with amendments. Last time it was rejected after massive protest."

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  1. Hi. by rkz · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I live in the UK but the number of stupid laws is approaching american levels. Can somone recomend a country I could move to which protects the civil liberties of its citizens; prefrebaly English speaking? Thanks in advance.

    1. Re:Hi. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Canada. You can join the flood of "evil" potheads & free thinkers fleeing the police state that the US is becoming. And I know we aren't evil. But to George Bush and his cronies we sure are.

    2. Re:Hi. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Canada is part of the Axis of Evil and will be LIBERATED. Love GWB.

    3. Re:Hi. by FrostedWheat · · Score: 4, Funny

      Get yourself a boat, and sail the high-seas! With a satellite internet link you could become a real music pirate! Arrrr!

    4. Re:Hi. by Alioth · · Score: 3, Informative

      The Isle of Man, where I live, is not part of the UK. We never implemented the RIP Act, and therefore this won't be implemented here either.

      There is one trouble: the island is full (you'll have a hard time finding somewhere to live). We've got lots of spaces, but planning regulations makes it incredibly difficult to build new houses. Unfortunately, lots of UK citizens have holiday homes here which are left empty most of the year, crimping supply for the rest of us who aren't afraid of Manx winters...

    5. Re:Hi. by FrostedWheat · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Yarrrrr!", surely? :-)

      Only if your from Devon.

    6. Re:Hi. by FrostedWheat · · Score: 3, Funny

      What happens when real pirates rob me?

      They have record companies on the oceans now? Yikes!

    7. Re:Hi. by Alioth · · Score: 3, Informative

      More expensive than the UK (bandwidth is generally more expensive due to the monopoly that Manx Telecom holds), but by the end of the year every exchange will be ADSL enabled, including the rural ones with only a couple of hundred subscribers. The South has good coverage, and as you'd expect, the capital, Douglas also has good coverage.

      People whine about lag on Manx.net (Manx Telecom's ISP) connections, but I've not had a problem - it probably varies by location depending on who you share the contended backhaul with - I suspect people's connections in Douglas will be the worst off due to the population density - living in the south I probably don't have to contend with so many Kazaa leeches). Since I've moved from my Dad's place into my own, I changed my ISP to mcb.net where I have nice things like a static IP, and an ISP that's not RFC-ignorant. We have four ISPs. We now have "wires only" service (MT insisted on sending an engineer out in the past).

      The bad points: the Island is very Windows-centric. No commercial IT organizations seem to be even vaguely aware of open source software, especially the Isle of Man Government, but I'm trying to correct that at my place of work. Pay in the IT sector is probably a little lower than the UK and the opportunities are somewhat limited and there's rather too much MCSE and Visual Basucks kind of jobs (after trying to use VB a little, I've decided if push came to shove and someone expected me to be a VB code monkey I'd get my HGV license and drive a lorry instead). (However, on the flip side, lower pay is more than compensated for by the lower income tax and NI - I spent most of my working life in the United States, and my taxation rate here is less than half of what it was in the USA)

      We do have a Linux User Group, although our current activities seem to revolve more around beer drinking than anything else. Not surprising with three breweries and one distillery for a population of less than 80,000. We have very good beer. My local belongs to the owner of one of the breweries (http://www.bushys.com). The biggest brewery is Okells, but IMHO, Bushy's makes better beer. The other brewery is a microbrewery in Laxey.

      You need to like motorcycles. Lots of road racing (TT circuit, 37.75 miles - the famous one, plus the Billown circuit in the south and the Jurby South road circuit in the northern plains)

      We have weird cats with no tails.

    8. Re:Hi. by 91degrees · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It is quite easy to have a great job, a family and a car in any totalitarian state. In fact, that's what they want. They want people to fit a standard predictable profile, where their entire day is spent working, or worrying about their children, and spending a decent proportion of their income on consumer goods such as cars.

      This way they people don't have any inclination to rock the boat and get in trouble.

  2. Power mad Blunkett by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    This bill is yet another in a long line of bills being introduced by David Blunkett

    Compulsory ID cards being another.

    The fact that a local council can get the information disturbs me, as I have worked for one, and know how sloppy they can be.

    I only hope next election we vote them out, as all the promises they originally made (eg Freedom of Information) evaporated, and instead we get more draconian measures

    1. Re:Power mad Blunkett by rkz · · Score: 4, Funny

      We could steal his walking stick and feed his guide dog crack.

    2. Re:Power mad Blunkett by Ella+the+Cat · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They suck, but if we vote them out what do you think will happen to improve matters? Changing to a new government party seems to press a reset button and everyone forgets (a) how they stuffed us the last time they were in and (b) lets the previous lot off the hook just as all the media evidence is building up to make them squirm.

    3. Re:Power mad Blunkett by Felinoid · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well actually it sounds like they're keeping the "Freedom of information" it just happends to be that they meant fredom of YOUR information.

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    4. Re:Power mad Blunkett by sh0rtie · · Score: 4, Informative

      absolutely MR Blunket has gone raving mad not only do we [as uk citizens) have this RIP bill to deal with again and private companies taking photos of its customers with RFID's but gems such as

      Police seek DNA database of every citizen

      GPS to track cars for road tax

      Police fit spy cameras in homes to catch burglars

      so with some people having big brother to deal with in homes in our towns on our motorways on our streets making us the most spied upon people in the western world, all in the name of "reducing crime" we have to deal RIP bills as well ?

      if this is what its like now can you imagine how much worse its going to get in the future ? i mean you have got nothing to hide so why worry right ?

      for us 1984 is well and truly here and has no sign of going away, maybe the Labour goverment should change its "tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime" campaign slogan to "War on privacy, trust no one"

      you say vote them out but do you think the conservatives can really be trusted as well ? maybe you dont remember they are the ones that made corporate and goverment corruption an art form, why do you think Labour have kept winning elections ? and they are still are promoting un-inspiring dead beat leaders without bringing in new fresh politicans and still touting their same old boy network who where voted out last time as a credible options !?! i wouldnt trust them as far as i could throw them either

      UK goverment is a mess and we are paying for it

    5. Re:Power mad Blunkett by 91degrees · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Most of your links aren't inherently evil. The GPS tracking scheme is designed as a mechanism to deal with road tolls and the RFIDs are an anti-shoplifting measure. The issue is the uses they could be put to without any real diffculty, and without even telling us.

    6. Re:Power mad Blunkett by GregWebb · · Score: 2, Interesting

      OK, so vote for the LibDems.

      No, they won't win the next election. But look at significantly less evil governments in Scotland and Wales as a result of coalitions between the LibDems and Labour - wouldn't it be nice to have that for the UK as a whole? Labour probably aren't going at the next election and we don't want the Tories so the best we can hope for is coalition government, surely?

      Plus, remembering we're not a country where it's possible to bribe politicians in the same way, they actually care about the ballot box. Make it clear that you've voted for someone else because of rubbish like this and they're going to be a lot less inclined to produce it again. This government isn't trusted at the moment and is mostly popular because people don't claim to see an alternative. If you don't offer a possibility of voting against them, why should they change?

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  3. Real impact? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    With issues like this I always wonder if there would actually be a real impact? If they started reading the message bodies I would begin to be upset but the simple fact is (legal or not) people can both read headers and bodies, if they so wish. Of course I am not suggesting that we totally ignore legislation like this (I for one will be opposing it, being a UK citizen) -- as a member of the Slashdot crowd I currently sign all of my outgoing mail with GnuPG. If the going gets tough I can just as easily start encrypting all sensitive email, but of course this doesn't protect my headers.

    As I see it the simple fact remains that there is a way around all of these measures -- I can easily forge headers, use another machine, etc. which essentially renders legislation like this useless. I'm going to be a lot more worried when they start to ``outlaw'' these workarounds, most importantly when encryption becomes a big ``no-no''.

  4. Whatever... by Kjella · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Any sensitive communication I don't send over unencrypted email anyway. I'm sure everybody that *really* has something to hide have clued in too. So, I'm just waiting for them to try to outlaw encryption, at least without any government recovery keys...

    Kjella

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    1. Re:Whatever... by CaffeineFreak · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Ah, but the RIP bill makes it an offence not to decrypt a message when requested.

      Saying you forgot or lost the encryption key is not a defence.

      Remember, under this law you are assumed guilty and have to prove your innocence.

    2. Re:Whatever... by netsharc · · Score: 4, Interesting

      They should start using Rubberhose. Basically, you have a partition that looks like it's filled with random data, but give a password, and you see some files, give another password, and there are other files, and so on, but the KGB agents won't know if there's still another cache of data hidden in there or if that really was all of it, and the rest is really just garbage.

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  5. Much more information needed by AlecC · · Score: 4, Insightful

    From the articler Home Office minister Caroline Flint said: "These proposals are about vital investigatory tools being used now to prevent and detect crime and, in some cases, save lives."

    This is the kind of bland statement often used to justify invasions of privacy. We need evidence of the truth of this statement - evidence backed with numbers and convictions, not one-off anecdotes and hypothetical scenarios.

    The strikes me as paying a high price in privacy. Not an impossible price, but whatever we are paying for had better be worth it - and the Powers That Be have not made that case yet.

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    1. Re:Much more information needed by blibbleblobble · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Home Office minister Caroline Flint said: "These proposals are about vital investigatory tools being used now to prevent and detect crime and, in some cases, save lives."

      F.F.S., sheer luck saves more lives than all the snooping they could ever do, combined. Increase the amber-light time on traffic lights if you want to save lives, Ms Flint. Illuminate road junctions and pay your traffic cops. Hell, even consider paying for railways and underground railways that don't break and cause major "accidents" every year and a half. But reading email? Get a clue.

  6. encryption by Neophytus · · Score: 5, Interesting

    As protest last time a group sent the then home secretary a bunch of encrypted emails. It would have actually been illegal for him to recieve them because of the poor wording in the bill - you had to be able to decode anything that you recieve.

    1. Re:encryption by Phroggy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In his defence he could claim that they weren't intended for him.

      Even if the senders insist that they were?

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      $x=~y+ -xz+\0-Tx+;print$_^chop$me for split'',$x;
  7. Encryption by Kazymyr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Time to wake up and generalize the use of PGP/GPG and toher tools. Right now if you send an encrypted email, chances are the recipient won't even know what it is and delete it as spam or a virus.

    Educate the masses.

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  8. What's going on here? by joshsnow · · Score: 4, Interesting

    What is Blairs government up to? Compulsory ID cards - which I read that Blunkett is still trying to get introduced, monitoring car speeds via satellite transmission/receivers, mobile police radar "saftey" (speed) cameras used by illegally parked police who refuse to divulge the amount of revenue they raise from issuing tickets etc.

    I'm beginning to think that Blair is big brother. Next time, I won't be voting for his lot or any of the others. They're all as bad as each other.

    1. Re:What's going on here? by mickwd · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "Next time, I won't be voting for his lot or any of the others. They're all as bad as each other."

      Why ? Just because the Conservatives and "New" Labour are as bad as each other ?

      What about the Liberal Democrats ? Or the Greens ? Or one of the regional parties (if such a thing exists where you live) ? What about an independent candidate ?

      Sometimes I get the feeling that there are millions of people in the UK all thinking "I can't vote for the Lib Dems because they have no chance of winning". If half of them bloody voted for them, then they might have a chance. On the other hand, not voting for them because you don't agree with their policies is something I can easily accept.

      (For non-UK readers, the Lib Dems are the third-largest national party here, and seem to get roughly about 20% of the vote in recent times - nowhere near enough to challenge the two main parties in terms of the number of seats they win at parliament).

      If all a government has to face as a result of introducing unpopular policies is someone saying "They're all as bad as each other. I won't vote for any of them next time" then that is no disincentive to them whatsoever.

    2. Re:What's going on here? by GregWebb · · Score: 2, Informative

      Tories and Labour aren't the only parties though. By pretending they are when we vote we remove any strong incentive for either to behave as if they can be taken out of office and shouldn't do this sort of thing.

      It _stinks_ that these proposals are appearing, but if we vote for Labour we implicitly support it and if we vote for the Tories, well, we saw what they came up with last time. Always makes me chuckle that the name is a corruption of an old Irish word meaning 'bandit'.

      Personally, I'll be voting for the LibDems next time. Centre-left but they don't take money from the unions or business and don't have any great desire for authoritarian rubbish like this, or for daft military games in the sand and various silly measures to prop up the arms trade.

      Maybe you'd rather be further left? OK, look at the SSP if you're north of the border, Plaid Cymru if you're west of a different border, SWP, Greens et al in other areas. Or further right? How about UKIP? No, with the exception of SSP and PC none are likely to win seats but who'd have said 5 years ago that SSP would have got anywhere? If you don't vote for these groups then they're never going to get anywhere. If they're not perceived as a threat on any level then the mainstream parties have no motivation whatsoever to examine their positions and take sections onboard. Voting for the present clowns only serves to legitimise their positions.

      Or perhaps you won't vote at all, claiming they're all as bad as each other? Big mistake and demonstrably false. Look at what LibDems have achieved already in coalitions, look at what the SSP are doing in Holyrood so far. They're _not_ like the mainstream parties and pretending they are is just daft. By removing yourself from the process you ensure that your views have no input whatsoever. Hardly an effective way to ensure change!

      If you want the major parties to take onboard your opinions and take them into government, you need to find candidates with similar opinions and vote for them or the democratic process simply doesn't take your views as input.

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      Greg

      (Inside a nuclear plant)
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  9. WTF? by FrostedWheat · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They will be able to use the powers to collect taxes.

    What have my email headers got to do with taxes?

    Agencies will be given training on the law and how to maximise privacy, it continued.

    Maximise privary?! Stop trying to spy on us!!

    I'm not suprised by this at all, the government here seems to be doing everything it can to track and control it's population. The only thing that does suprise me is they didn't include the word 'terrorist' in there somewhere.

  10. I would agree... by Czernobog · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If Blair, Blunkett and the rest of them were _forced_ to reveal both their email and snail mail to the public and there was no way round it like national security and the rest of the crap they will sell....
    But no. Nevermind this is morally wrong (yes they have morals, that's why they shoot democracy onto people), the reason they would refuse would be because something like this would annoy them immensely, since their privacy was grossly invaded, it would never happen.

    Seems to me Big Brother needs to be disowned and punished by Big Father (us).

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  11. Not a Bill by 00_NOP · · Score: 5, Informative

    Point of fact: this is not a Bill, the Regulation of Investigatory Powers Act has already passed into law. What this is about is the statutory instrument needed to gave various parts of it effect in law.

  12. A giant eye ringed with fire by PTDC · · Score: 2, Funny

    David Blunkett is watching you! OooOooOoOo. Well not literally.

  13. whistleblowers look out by close_wait · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Suppose I worked for a local council.
    Suppose I suspected a council officer of corruption.
    Suppose I tipped off a journalist from my home phone or email account.
    That council officer can now obtain a complete record of everyone I've phoned or emailed in the last year, plus the fact that I recently visited www.howtoreportcorruptcouncilofficials.co.uk.

    This is scary.

  14. Cold war generation by zakezuke · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Perhaps i'm slighty too young to really remember the cold war, but i'm not so young not to remember the schools here in america teaching us about the evils of the big bad(sic) soviet empire. One issue that was commonly brought up was the right to privacy.

    It was sugested that the soviet union on a regular basis snooped through postal mail, which was considered to be repugnent by western nations. Am I to believe that in the UK that e-mail snooping is being sugested? Not that e-mail is remarkably private in the first place, it just seems to be such a violation of human rights to give automatic access to this particular medium, and a complete hypocrisy to consider telephone taps off limits but e-mail which often times goes over traditional telephone lines.

    I can appricate the fact that if there is enough evidence to convience a judge, one can get a warrent to search someone's residence. What the hell is wrong with that old procedure.

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  15. I for one welcome our UK Overlords by permaculture · · Score: 2, Funny

    They can read my outgoing email if they really want to. Boredom will brainlock them fairly quickly.

    As for incoming email, the signal to noise ratio is getting smaller every day. Good luck getting any useful intelligence outta that stream!

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  16. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.

  17. Oceania by RexHowland · · Score: 2, Funny

    So, uh... When are they changing their name to Oceania?

  18. Amount Of Data by nightgeometry · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Is it possible (well, I know it is, I guess I mean how difficult is it -IANAC-), to build a reasonably simple programme that would just sit in the background requesting web pages.

    Gazillions of them.

    Constantly...

    Surely the weight of data would flood ISP's.

    Okay, problems with this:
    Bandwidth - I am on DSL, so not such a problem, but do we need to retrieve all the data? No, just pull the text. And have the thing running in the background. If you have a permanent connection (a la DSL), then run it constantly, whilst you aren't surfing / downloading et cetera. The bandwidth cost to ISP's would rocket, and thus cause fiscal issues for them.
    Other problems: None that I can think of - enlighten me.

    As for e-mail: Get a pgp key, and send random emails. If you had a key that was specifically used for this then somehow the receiving party could know to just delete all mails sent with that key. Rotate the key every couple of weeks, and voila (oops - wrote viola, thank heavens for preview), the mail can't even be filtered by key.

    Seems viable. The big issue is bandwidth usage, both locally and as an issue to the community as a whole. But it puts such a strain on the system (i.e. the monitoring) that monitoring becomes non viable.

    Comments?

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  19. RIPA is LAW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    RIPA is and has been law in the UK for several years now. The implementation of the latest revisions is designed to give legality to practices ALREADY underway with the UK government and local agencies.

    Everything the ammendments legalise is already in progress - ILLEGALLY.

    Oh how I wish I had a spare couple of million pounds... OH HOW I WISH!!!!

  20. This Labour party by mantera · · Score: 5, Insightful


    I wonder what George Orwell would've said about this.

    What really pisses me off is that this second coming phenomenon has been used too often by labour to pass unpopular bills. When something proves massively unpopular, yield to public pressure and withdraw it, sleep on it for a while till people forget and then slip it when they hardly notice and public momentum has faded.

    Blunkett has introduced the most ludicrous of suggestions and laws. I really don't see how he be a minister of anything. He has no respect for people. Not teachers or police officers. How is expanding investigatory powers to 500 other bodies, 500 other bodies!, will contribute to reducing crime and its prevention?

    Oh wait, it's to help collect taxes, oh, wait, it's to save lives. Such sloppy excuses. Throw in your "noble" excuses, guys!

    Crime in the UK is bad! bad! and the police aren't too bothered about it, most of the time they don't bother to investigate anything, they just take over the phone and advise you to contact your insurane company. Have you ever contacted the police about a theft or a burglary? They just don't give a damn! and yeah like any criminal would use email now that they know it's being snooped! Soooo retarded!

    DAMNIT, I'M ANGRY!!!

    And this retarded idea that "if you have nothing to hide you it shouldn't bother you" shows great ignorance of privacy rights, as if those concerned about privacy are actively criminal or have things to "hide". DAMNIT!!!!!!!

    aaaaaaargghhhh i hate them!! i viscerally do!

  21. Re:If you have problems.. by Absurd+Being · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That is the problem in itself. Most of us have nothing to fear. It's the issue that the gov't DOES NOT TRUST US. How can one have a positive relationship with anything if there is no trust? And if your personal life is monitered, you have everything to fear. Politics is like a sewer, the bad stuff floats to the top. If you have corrupt officials, you can't throw them out of office, they can blackmail you into voting the crooks back in, because they have your every slight morally grey act on file. This is no way to run a democracy, but a demoncracy.

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  22. A relevant quote adjusted for different technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting



    If police and governmental agencies are not required to obtain a warrant before recording travels and communications of a citizen's computer, then there is no limitation on the State's use of these methods on any person's computer, whether criminal activity is suspected or not. The resulting trespass into private affairs of UK citizens is precisely what article I, section 7 was intended to prevent. It should be recalled that one aspect of the browser and email surveillance in Young that troubled us was the fact that if its use did not require a warrant, there would be no limitation on the government's ability to use it on any private residence, at any time regardless of whether criminal activity is suspected.

    As with browser surveillance, use of email tracking is a particularly intrusive method of surveillance, making it possible to acquire an enormous amount of personal information about the citizen under circumstances where the individual is unaware that every single email sent or received, may be recorded by the government.

    We conclude that citizens of this nation have a right to be free from the type of governmental intrusion that occurs when browser and email surveillance is used, regardless of reduced privacy expectations due to advances in technology. We hold that under article I, section 7 a warrant is required for these actions.

  23. Just aimed at the home user ? by Space+cowboy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    As part of my work, I have a rack at a co-lo. There are no services other than bandwidth provided by the co-lo (Level 3). I run DNS, mail, web, ftp, etc. etc. on machines at the co-lo for all the domains I use.

    How likely is it that Level-3 are actually storing anything - they'd have to put a transparent proxy in front of my systems, and it would have to be fast enough and good enough to handle the 500 or so racks in the room the my rack is in. Each rack is served with 100mbit (which I use) and 1Gbit endpoints.. .The potential bandwidth this room can saturate is pretty F'ing big - /. effect, eat your heart out! My personal best peak so far has been 76 mbit/second throughput ...

    They could always have one proxy per customer, I suppose, but that's a lot of rack space going to "waste". I suppose if you use blade servers, you could fit ~120 or so in a rack, otherwise at 1U proxy-machine per customer, you're looking at 13 racks for my room. Did I mention there are several other rooms just as large or larger ?

    So, how's it going to work for businesses ?

    Simon.

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    1. Re:Just aimed at the home user ? by eyeye · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Thats why they only want headers, i'm sure if they could store all data they would.

      Maybe we could do with a few bastions of the internet such as yourself making an alternate internet where all data is encrypted and not logged.

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  24. E-mail Privacy by ultrasound · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Prior to the RIP act, (it is speculated that) the UK and US have had for many years reciprocal agreements to spy on each other's populations using Echelon, neatly bypassing any issues regarding spying on ones own population.

    However i think that since 11/09/03 no one gives a toss about the niceties of civil liberties, i.e. Dept. of Homeland Security and RIP. Your privacy has been sacrificed on the altar of political expediency.

  25. Time to mail those mps by griblik · · Score: 5, Informative

    Full list of MPs and email addresses

    Seriously people, I've mailed my mp about a few things, and had an smail reply each time. Keep it polite and sane, because you know they'll ignore an uninformed rant, and you don't want to waste your time, right?

    I suggest simply dropping them a few lines to explain that Blunkett's been pushing several highly unpopular ideas and blatantly ignoring public opinion, and if he continues, well, I for one will be voting for the opposition purely to get rid of him.

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  26. 1984-Blair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    > I'm beginning to think that Blair is big brother.

    George Orwell, pen name of Eric Arthur Blair. /me thinks he's come back in his time machine and is now prime minister.

  27. How did it happen? by Ricwot · · Score: 2

    What I'm dying to know is how on earth did this get past the house of Lords (They're supposed to stop stupid laws) to the best of my knowledge the parliament act wasn't even invoked (the one that means you can pass a law directly from the commons if you wait a year and vote on it again) and finally, does the Queen even read these things, were I her I'd be ashamed to sign such ridiculous laws.

  28. Re:try iceland by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Firstly, most Icelanders speak English but their language is very much Icelandic. Secondary, it is very hard to move to live there. While they do accept many tempory immigrants, they are infamous for how they politically treat them. Lastly, while the government may try to protect its citizens, I've found the Icelanders to be much the same with respects to Europe as what Southern Rednecks are in the USA. "Are these guys for real!?" is something you'll be saying alot if you spend time around them.

    Oh and they like to eat whales while saying it is for 'research'.

  29. Police in US just as useless by DrMorpheus · · Score: 2
    Just to let you know that the police on this side of the pond are just as useless as well. Let me give you a poignant example.

    I went to a local bar with a female friend of mine (yeah, just friends). Anyway, the bar in question is a biker bar, but the bikers are a friendly lot and a good friend of mine was playing in the band that night.

    When I mentioned the bar name she got nervous because a guy who used to stalk her hung out there. She had a court order for the guy to stay away from her but it had expired a few months before. I told her that if he was there we could leave if she felt uncomfortable. She said that was o.k. and so we went there.

    About halfway through the night the guy shows up. I asked her if she wanted to leave, but she said no because he was hanging out with some other female in the back of the place.

    Everything seemed to go o.k. until the end of the night when the band stopped and the bar was closing. All of a sudden the stalker lunges at her screaming, "Hi Elaine! Hi Elaine!" (neither she nor I have no idea why he was saying this). Anyway the bouncer tackles the guy and has to drag him out of the place. She says that she needed to go to the police because the court said to report anytime he tried anything.

    Well we got there and spent forty-five minutes with an officer who did his best to explain why they couldn't do anything. This despite the fact that the guy:

    1. Had previously been convicted of stalking her.
    2. Had caused such a commotion that the bouncer at the bar had to physically drag the guy out.
    3. Had done this in front of dozens of witnesses

    But it was to no avail and the cops weren't even going to bother to question the bouncer at the bar. "We don't know where to find him." the office complained. "He fucking works at such-and-such bar every day! He's not exactly hard to find!" was my reply to this lame ass excuse. But the cop refused to do anything.

    This is not the only example of police malfeance that I personally have withnessed, just the most recent.

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    Debunking the "59 Deceits"