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Justice Department Proud of Patriot Act Slippery Slope
frank_adrian314159 writes "Yahoo News is reporting that the DoJ has been using its increased powers under the US PATRIOT Act to pursue common criminals. DoJ Officials have been holding seminars on how to use increased wiretap powers against (non-terrorist) money launderers and drug dealers. One example in the article is the guy running a meth lab who's now up for a life sentence for 'manufacturing chemical weapons' instead of the much shorter sentence he would have been facing under the current drug laws. Wonderful, huh? Who didn't see this coming? Of course, you're a law-abiding citizen, so you have nothing to worry about, right?" Patriot Act II will allow any Federal agent to demand records from anyone who interacts with you, with no judicial oversight whatsoever.
...Federal Government Overlords....
Oh wait, we've had them since 1776. DOH!!
I, for one, welcome our new Republican over--
Wait a second. No I don't.
You never know who will get one.
What's so bad abut Vadar?
Finally the US government has unveiled some dangerous chemical WMD.
Too bad it's produced in the US, by a US citizen and for recreational purposes.
Go USA.
How small a thought it takes to fill a whole life
Can they book the guys that fart in the car on a rainy day so you can't open the windows?
Can I sue Mc Donalds for producing and selling WMDs now?
Compared to Bush... not much
This is the point where people spew out "If you don't like it, leave!" in a standing tall, patriotic stance.
I do believe this is the final straw for myself. I will be permanently leaving the country as soon as financially possible.
It would incredibly interesting if the emmigration rate soared in the next few years from the US. I guess we'll wait and see.
I just wasted your mod points! HA!
I saw him on FoxNews with Tony Snow last week (safe haven for him, no tough questions). He was saying how little the patriot act does and how "we still need judges to sign all these warrants, it's not like we do anything on a whim." His basic spiel was "oh come on, it's nothing! Really, we would never use it in a bad way, trust us! We love jesus! Praise!"
We can only hope 4 year terms run in the bush family. And I voted for dubya.
Stupid people make stupid things profitable.
Quote from the article:
A North Carolina county prosecutor charged a man accused of running a methamphetamine lab with breaking a new state law barring the manufacture of chemical weapons. If convicted, Martin Dwayne Miller could get 12 years to life in prison for a crime that usually brings about six months.
Six months?!?!?? I think the drug laws are kinda whacked, but do you blame a prosecutor from trying to get a stronger sentence any way he can? The guy was manufacturing meth, fer gawd's sake. Not like he was smoking a doob or doing an occasional line.
Hey, Uncle George!
Where are we going in this handbasket? Me and the USA have to go pee!
Wouldn't it be easier to just remember not to vote for anybody with a "D" or an "R" next to their name?
Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury. I present to you now the most serious threat to human life and liberty today. It is a Chemical Weapon of Mass Destruction that is more pervasive and insideous than any other known today. It exists in every country, and can even be found in modern homes. It is a major componant of acid rain, and is found in large quantities in ALL forms of cancerous tissue. It is colorless, oderless, and deadly when inhaled. I submit that humankind will not be safe until every molocule of this toxic substance is permentantly destroyed.
It's chemical name in scientific circles is... Dihydrogen Monoxide, and it must be stopped.
Thank you.
Our ignorance is not so vast as our failure to use what we know. - M. King Hubbert
He would kill or imprison people that annoyed him.
The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
If I chug enough gasoline, I'll die. Let's put the Oil companies away for 12 years to life! For that matter, drink some bad water from a lake and you'll die.
No, it's worse than that. If you drink about three quarts of water all at once you can die. So water is "a substance that is designed or has the capability to cause death or serious injury."
Frankly, I wouldn't be too upset if all water bottlers were put away under the Patriot Act.
"Warning, do not attempt to strafe Canadian allies for after taking this pill for 8-10 hrs."
I propose a name change. How about instead of Justice Department, we call it the Ministry of Love?
"But what if we vote for a third party candidate?" "Oh, sure, you can do that," Kang replies, "and throw your vote away!"
Taking that to its logical conclusion: since most bottled water comes from France, this means the French have been manufacturing and supplying WMD to unsuspecting American citizens for years!!
;)
Invade France!!!
Books would be classified in the Terrorist Penal Code as Weapons of Mass Instruction.
It would be illegal, punishable by death by burning, to possess or traffic in any such materials banned by the government. For the convenience of the guilty, the government would offer the choice of being burned at the stake or in a huge bonfire.
To enforce compliance, the law would allow any federal agent, or anybody claiming to be a federal agent, to enter any property, with or without permission or the use of force, to search and seize anything, to beat up, rape, arrest, or kill anyone, and to charge the party being investigated any "reasonable" fee for the aforementioned services.
Of course, under the new law, acts of real terrorism, as in blowing things up and killing lots of people, would fall under civil code, like intellectual property laws. Thus, if you are killed in a terrorist attack, you would have to sue the terrorist in small claims court.
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Got that on a guess. Damn i'm good
Sure you can, if you are Canadian! Most American prefer suntanning only when the temperature is at least over 70.
--A Californian who loves Canadian beer and is afraid of the Federal government