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Astronomers Upset About Asteroid Panic

DrMorpheus writes "According to the New Scientist, astronomers are horrified by press scares over asteroids - including the recent furore over QQ47 - which briefly had a one-in-a-million chance of crashing into our planet in 2014. So much so that they are toning down the scale they use to rate the threat posed by asteroids in an attempt to discourage journalists from covering potential collisions. Some even want the way asteroids are assessed to be completely overhauled."

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  1. I know people get hysterical easily, but... by VValdo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Even as the commotion over QQ47 was dying down

    Umm... what commotion exactly? I know it got some coverage on a slow news day, but seriously, was anyone actually worried about this?

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    1. Re:I know people get hysterical easily, but... by jjeffries · · Score: 4, Funny

      I was. I put on my tinfoil hat and haven't been out of the bomb shelter since.

      Why take a chance, ya know?

    2. Re:I know people get hysterical easily, but... by yiantsbro · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...yeah, astronomers lead such active social lives--all the extra attention was really weighing them down.

  2. It's their own fault. by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 4, Funny
    If they'd quit telling us about them, we wouldn't panic. Worked for the Roswell crash...:)

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  3. Spoiler... by Not_Wiggins · · Score: 4, Funny

    At some point in the future, Earth will get hit by a global-killer! That's statistically probable, too! (given infinite time... well, ok... maybe we don't have INFINITE time, but... close enough for government work).

    Oops! Shouldn't have posted this... now the National Inquirer will have fodder to run with this overly-used story for another 10 years. ;)

    I'll start worrying about the accuracy of asteroid collision prediction after they manage to figure out how to predict rain 3 days from now with better than 70% accuracy. 8/

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    1. Re:Spoiler... by Sique · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'll start worrying about the accuracy of asteroid collision prediction after they manage to figure out how to predict rain 3 days from now with better than 70% accuracy.

      On the other hand we are able to predict the position of a lot of stellar objects far into the future with a quite astonishing precision. And people were able to do so already 3000 years ago, for instance in a region that is now called Iraq.

      If an astronomer tells me, that the collision of a specified object with Earth within the next 50 years has a probability of X, I believe him more than a meterologist who tells me, that it will rain with the probability of X in the next 5 hours.

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    2. Re:Spoiler... by BrokenHalo · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I'll start worrying about the accuracy of asteroid collision prediction after they manage to figure out how to predict rain 3 days from now with better than 70% accuracy

      Your meteorological office is obviously a hell of a lot better than ours then. Here in Perth, Western Australia the accuracy is about 45% for predictions for the same day. They would get statistically better results if they simply said "the weather today will be pretty much like it was yesterday".

    3. Re:Spoiler... by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 3, Interesting
      That works for things in normal orbits. Objects in highly elliptical orbits, OTOH, can be at least as chaotic as the weather.

      A while back I read an article (I don't remember where) which explained that the comets in the highest eccentric orbits are only moving a couple of meters per second at the apogee. The tiniest perturbations at this point, including gravitational pulls from nearby stars, drastically affects the actual path the comet will take the next time it swoops through the solar system. (The disturbances get proportionally amplified as the comet accelerates from a few m/s to 30000 m/s or so.) The net effect is that these comets seem to follow a random unpredictable path on each orbit.

      Of course, this doesn't really matter that much because we can't detect the comets at that distance, and the orbits are longer than a human lifetime. I just think it's interesting how our planet's long term fate may depend on the tiniest forces tugging on some comet.

  4. Any attention is good by mao+che+minh · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The hype and panic brings needed attention to an often overlooked scientific field: watching out for big ass shit that could annihilate us. We spend far too little on this kind of work as it is.

    1. Re:Any attention is good by dubiousdave · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes, because if the big one is going to hit, there are a lot of virgins here who need to get laid before everyone dies.

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    2. Re:Any attention is good by El · · Score: 4, Funny

      Problem is, so far scientists have done more to annihilate us then anything else -- or at least they're providing the tools to do so. Remember, the Nobel prize was set up by somebody that felt guilty about inventing dynamite! If we had a group of scientists dedicated to watching out for things that could potentially annihilate us, most of them would be watching other scientists! Just try getting a grant from the NSF for that!

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    3. Re:Any attention is good by gmby · · Score: 2, Funny

      Most of them are right here on /.

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    4. Re:Any attention is good by bigsteve@dstc · · Score: 2, Funny
      Problem is, so far scientists have done more to annihilate us then anything else ...

      Damn right! It has never been the same since Ogg the scientist discovered how to make flint hand-axes.

  5. notifications? by micronix1 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    do we really need to be notified every time an asteroid is within a percentage of a collision course? the media should focus on the more interesting statistics of astronomy.. like.. uh.. mars!

    1. Re:notifications? by QuantumSpritz · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Mars is a lot less likely to smack into us than some random asterioid... I think. Of course - Mars gets smacked around by asteroids all the time; that happens when you stick a planet in an asteroid belt. If you really want interesting, check out neutron stars, degenerate matter, black holes, quasars, and other crazy stuff. Black holes may get TOO much coverage, however.

    2. Re:notifications? by thogard · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Until we have some way to cope with a real threat, it should be beaten into the general public that big stuff falls out of the sky and does very bad things to most of the living creatures on earth.

      America has great infastructure thanks to scaremongering of the cold war. There are parallel pipelines through most of the country, there are very good roads in places that could never justify the cost of an Interstate highway. The highways are there only because of the threat of the evil commies back years ago and the pipelines are a result of parinoia of Japanese spys from WW2. If the congress gets confused enough about the issue there might be some money to fund it but right now I'm guessing over 75% of congress thinks that "God will not let this happen to us".

  6. Reporters: The Sky is Falling, The Sky is Falling! by Mr.+Flibble · · Score: 4, Funny

    Reporters: The Sky is Falling, The Sky is Falling!

    Scientists: STFU!

    Reporters: Aw, damn.

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  7. Torino scale's OK; media are the problem by AEton · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Having a 1 on the Torino scale is kind of like having a Blue on the Terrorism Threat Scale, or a DEFCON 4 instead of 5. It's kind of cute but it's not very meaningful.

    Changing the scale won't change the sensationalist, advertising-powered press at all. They'll continue to report asteroids as "harbinger of the approaching eschaton" whether it's on the Torino or Donuto scale (instead of covering, say, the deleterious effects of gasoline consumption by SUV's on the environment, or the tobacco industry's clever solicitation of candidates for DEATH).

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  8. poll by j0hndoe · · Score: 5, Funny

    Asteroid? Not worried. Vaguely worried. Sorta worried. Kinda worried. Somewhat worried. Fairly worried. Worried. FEAR FEAR FEAR

    1. Re:poll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      You forgot an option:
      "I LIVE on an asteroid, you insensitive clod!"

    2. Re:poll by shadowbearer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hmph. Been there, done that, didn't get a T-shirt, either. Young? No. Be forty pretty soon...and I find that the older I get, the angrier I get. Might be part and parcel of knowing more about the world :)

      Now, back in the early 80s, during college, when I *was* young, idealistic, and really wanted to go live on an asteroid; well. Nowadays I'm halfway burnt out from working too many overtime hours and wondering when the layoff notice comes; and watching the planet go to hell (with more knowledge vs. idealism than I used to have). Ah, well. Life happens.

      I'd still love to be somewhere using the skills I've learned to do something useful rather than just contributing to the corporate onslaught, however. I suspect I'd be just as busy, if not more so, but I think there' d be less reason to watch the News From Earth :-)

      "Take it all in stride": What are you, a quitter? Guess that's your problem, but son, let me tell you, quitting is easy, but you sleep better if you follow what you believe in, "no matter how crazy it seems". :-)

      As to "spirits being crushed";

      Hey, I can dream, can't I? That's one thing that can't be taken away from me, it only disappears if I let it go. Hm?

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  9. We should get rid of the torino scale regardless by oskillator · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The Torino scale is trying to represent two completely orthogonal scalars (chance of collision and consequences of collision) with a single scalar. It's going to end up misrepresenting something.

  10. COVERUP!!!!!!!!! by exhilaration · · Score: 4, Funny
    RIIIIGHT, and aliens AREN'T trying to steal my toughts!! These "astronomers" are obviously part of a vast alien conspiracy to take over the Earth using meteors!

    Don't believe them!! They're trying to... hey, get out of my room!, AARRRRGHHGHH.....

    [NO CARRIER]

  11. Panic can be good by gad_zuki! · · Score: 4, Interesting

    What will it take before we get more money for watching the skies and funding for technologies that can divert a disaster? I think inciting panic or fear without exagerating the risks or facts can have a positive social change.

    Right now, most of the sky is ignored and there is no solution to moving a huge asteroid just a little bit to avoid collision with the Earth or the moon. If Joe Sixpack demanded some kind of plan eventually something would be debated in Congress. The alternative is to watch a small part of the sky and do nothing if a real threat is detected.

    1. Re:Panic can be good by Cyno · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What will it take before we get more money...

      Everyone keeps complaining, "We need more money", "more money", "more money", "more money". What will it take for people to realize we can't have the resources, environment and honesty everyone needs until we do away with money and the waste, excuses and corruption that are associated with it?

      Answer: A new type of media.

      I think we can all agree that asteroids pose a potential threat to our way of life, yet we're unwilling to admit it in a social context. I think we can all agree that nuclear weapons pose a potential threat to our way of life, yet we continue using them with each new war we choose to fight. I think we can all agree to continue to disagree, forever, until nothing gets solved.

      I'd work for free for the right group of people. Y'know, those freedom loving people we used to read about in our history classes. Not democrates or republicans or capitalists, but real humanitarians.

      But why do we want to divert a disaster? Why save humanity? I have faith that it can save itself, or fade into extinction. Both are the natural way of life. What part of humanity is worth saving? Why save humanity? Because we're conscious! Because we can learn what it means to love! Because is it possible for the universe to have meaning without us?!?!

      I think we have some social problems to tackle before we continue bitching about money or the end of the world.

  12. It's Come'n right for us!! by KRck · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What gets me is that people actually panic even when they put the statistics right there in the page, 1 in a million chance. There is greater chance that we would nuke ourselves out of existance. Or yet maybe I could win the lottery, think ill go buy a ticket.

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  13. Newsflash! Scientists want no more money, please! by gnovos · · Score: 4, Funny

    Please stop paying attention to us! We don't need funding or publicity! Give our money to the effort to stamp out terrorist bad breath!

    This sounds suspisciously like an Onion article in the making...

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  14. I guess it makes sense by RealAlaskan · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Remember the story about the boy who cried wolf? It would be pretty funny if someday the astronomers found a big asteroid that really was going to wipe out all of us, and everyone said: ``Right. Just like the last 42 asteroids you said would wipe us out.''

    Well, it would be funny if I had someway to get to another earth-like planet ...

    Of course, with essentially no space program, there's nothing we could do even if we DID believe them, so maybe they're worrying over nothing.

  15. Bruce Willis by AtariAmarok · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's not only the astronomers who are worried about one of these things coming, it's Bruce Willis who is worried, too.

    He's afraid he's going to have to wear that hideous cordoroy space-suit again and listen to Ben Affleck mope about J.Lo.

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  16. On space.com too by snake_dad · · Score: 5, Informative

    Space.com had a nice piece about this too.

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  17. Why Worry? by Pro_Piracy_Guy · · Score: 5, Funny
    The dinosaurs didn't even bother looking for large objects that might one day impact the planet, and they seemed to do ok.

    Oh wait, they are all dead, I forgot.

  18. I don't approve of their color scheme! by mwhahaha · · Score: 2, Funny

    Where is my green/blue/yellow/orange/red?

    Perhaps we should always be in an elevated state for possible impact too!

  19. This is just plain silly... by Traxman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I understand that the scientists should be concerned that their data not be misrepresented, but the blame for any panic that ensues following one of these press releases lies on the media that reports it, not the scientists.

    As long as the information the Astonomers release is accurate and fully explains the likelyhood of an impact, I think they're covered. There is enough of a peer review process involved that keeps inaccurate information from being disseminated. And the scale they use to rate the impact probability seems quite satisfactory to me. (granted, I'm no astronomer)

    Maybe I'm assuming too much, but media hype doesn't usually make it past my BS filter. Until I hear a report from a multiple reliable media sources, I'm unlikely to believe in wild claims of global destruction. But that's just me.

    Traxman

  20. I'm less concerned about the Torino Scale. . . . by astrobabe · · Score: 2, Interesting

    than the people who declare we're all going to die after only a nights worth of orbit data (And yes I am an astronomer dammit!). There are too many people trying to do sloppy science by deriving an orbit after only a night's worth of data and then send out a press release (*cough* University of Pisa *cough*)

    It makes us look bad that they declare we're all going to die and then later late week after they've gotten more data and re-crunch the numbers have to come back and say "Ohh, yeah, please ignore what we just said"

  21. Heh by evil-osm · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This really isn't anything new. The amount of sensationalism that is poured through journalism now is gotten silly. It has really become a form of entertainment, rather than a reliable source of information. Its really too bad that you have to take the news with a grain of salt generally, since everything is jumping to conclusions, rather than giving you the facts and leaving out the opinions.

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  22. Re:We should get rid of the torino scale regardles by Vihai · · Score: 5, Informative


    Multiply probability of impact by consequences of collision and you get a meaningful weighed probability of disaster.

    Low probability * Low damage = Low danger
    High probability * Low damage = Medium Danger
    Low probability * High damage = Medium Danger
    High probability * High damage = High Danger

    Seems reasonable to me

  23. Bombs, not 'scopes by Faust7 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What will it take before we get more money for watching the skies and funding for technologies that can divert a disaster?

    Watching the skies for asteroids is comparatively inexpensive. The distances that telescopes are required to resolve in order to detect a threatening asteroid within sufficient lead time are far shorter than those routinely resolved by Hubble or Chandra, and lower-power telescopes = lower cost. It's the research into asteroid diversion techniques that really must be beefed up. I can almost understand the bureaucracy's reluctant attitude toward funding such projects -- why, they reason, should they pump money into research for circumstances that in all likelihood will never occur?

    Nevertheless, the price for such an event, one asteroid at the expense of the human race, is far too high. This presents its own kind of pragmatism, which mustn't be ignored by those with the power to decide.

    1. Re:Bombs, not 'scopes by Idarubicin · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Watching the skies for asteroids is comparatively inexpensive. The distances that telescopes are required to resolve in order to detect a threatening asteroid within sufficient lead time are far shorter than those routinely resolved by Hubble or Chandra, and lower-power telescopes = lower cost. It's the research into asteroid diversion techniques that really must be beefed up.

      It's not an either-or question. The further away an asteroid can be detected, the less effort would be required to divert it. Hypothetically speaking, if one could accurately predict collisions a thousand years in advance, only very small tweaks to trajectory would be necessary. Build a 'paint bomb' that would make one face of the asteroid highly reflective, so that its momentum is changed by sunlight bouncing off. Contrariwise, asteroids observed only a month in advance by some guy with binoculars will call for none other than...ahem...Bruce Willis.

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  24. even though i think he's a goof ball... by inkedmn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Michael Moore seems to have hit it on the head about the U.S. news organizations jumping from remote possibility to remote possibility getting everybody as scared shitless as they can. film at 11.

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    1. Re:even though i think he's a goof ball... by Skyshadow · · Score: 2, Interesting
      That's not exactly a Sherlock Holms-level observation there.

      The trouble is that the News has stopped being about the News and has instead become about pandering to the lowest common denominator's interests (there are an awful lot of stupid people out there, and they just happen to be the ones most impacted by advertising).

      It's like Bill Murray's character in Scrooged pointed out: "[People wanting to see the program] isn't good enough! They have got to be *so* *scared* to miss it!"

      Watch any news program tonight and you'll see it. If you want to avoid it, I recommend something halfway intelligent like News Hour on PBS.

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  25. Need better math teachers? by El · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Obviously, the people that panic because of a one-in-a-million chance of an asteroid hitting the earth are the same ones that buy lottery tickets because of a one-in-sixty-million chance of winning the lottery. Apparently a large segment of the population suffers from a Rainman-like inability to comprehend either large numbers or statistics. Perhaps we SHOULD be careful what we tell these people. It's like when I was babysitting the 7-year old next store, and causually mentioned that because rivers meander, some day the river slough a half mile from his house would be where his house his. He started screaming and crying -- he couldn't comprehend the fact that "some day" would be long after he was dead and his house had been torn down anyway.

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    1. Re:Need better math teachers? by oobar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree completely. The problem this article brings up is due completely to the fact that People Just Don't Understand Statistics.

      I would be willing to hazard a guess that if you did a poll of "average guy on the street"-types, you would come to the conclusion that the prevailing conception of "one in a million chance" is that it's "something that kinda hardly ever happens but every once in a while it does happen to someone." They are confused because they're told lotteries have a "60 million to 1" chance of winning, for example, and yet there's always some poor slob every so often on TV that wins that jackpot. So "one in a million" comes to mean "not likely but it does happen."

      The problem with this misconception is that if you repeat ANYTHING often enough you will start to accumulate positives, regardless of how uncommon that result is. The lottery may have a 100-million-to-1 chance of paying out, but when tens or hundreds of millions of people are playing it, you eventually expect a lot of winners.

      Compare that to the case of a million-to-one chance of an asteriod striking on a certain date. It doesn't matter how many people are involved, since they're all observing the same event. Even if there are 6 billion people in the world, the chances of the asteroid striking are STILL one million to one, which is vanishingly small. It's not like the case of the lottery at all.

      I think no matter what scale is chosen, reporters and scientists should somehow figure out a way to get word across without any actual statistical language. In other words, if you tell someone: "this has a vanishingly small chance of happening, there is no reason to be remotely concerned" then hopefully they will get the idea. But if you say "The chance of this happening is a mere million to one" they might think: "gee, million to one... that's better than the lottery, and people win that all the time. Holy crap, I'm off to get flashlights and fresh water!"

  26. Overhauling stuff by taustin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Some even want the way asteroids are assessed to be completely overhauled."

    What needs to be overhauled is how the astronomers interact with the press. Perhaps they should simply not hold press conferences on "maybes". Especially when certainty will be available within a few days anyway.

    The problem isn't the system, the problem is the people. Glory hungry amateurs and stupid journalists, feeding off of each other.

    To hell with 'em all.

  27. Top 10 Sensational News Reports about Asteroid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    10. Fox News: "TERROR FROM ABOVE!"

    9. CNN: "We now go to our Washington bureau for the latest on the Bush administration's responsibility for this catastrophy.

    8. PBS: "If you send us $100, you'll get this nice Yanni videotape."

    7. MSNBC: "In Scarborough country, asteroids are held accountable"

    6. C-Span: "Tonight on Book Chat, the author of the "Meteor" tie-in novel weighs in."

    5. CBS News with Dan Rather: "This meteor will sweep through the South like a tornado through a trailer park"

    4. The View: "What do you think we should wear for this?"

    3. Good Morning America: "Is your pet psychic? These and more stories after the asteroid report."

    2. MTV News: "With this new asteroid in the sky, Meat Loaf has a few words to say about the fact that he is no longer the biggest `Rock Star' around"

    1. James Carville on Crossfire: "Ken Starr is bringing this upon us! This asteroid will kill minorities and poor children!"

    0. Springfield News: "This is Kent Brockman. I for one, welcome our...."

  28. Worried about asteroids? I got a solution: by Skyshadow · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I think it's important to realize that eventually we *will* get pegged pretty seriously by an asteroid. The scares are one thing, but eventually the numbers are gonna catch up with us.

    It's depressing to think that we continue to keep all of mankind's eggs in one basket when we don't have to. Zubrin says $20 billion and 10 years to get to Mars and $2B a launch after that -- that's 70+ Mars missions just for what we're spending for W's war in Iraq, which I suspect would do a lot towards addressing the idea of permanent colonization.

    Get some puny dictator who poses no threat to the US or do something so great that it'd be remembered forever so long as humans draw breath...

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    1. Re:Worried about asteroids? I got a solution: by Roguelazer · · Score: 2, Funny

      The answer? Be american and get the dictator, then be american again and do the great thing as soon as someone else tries to do it before you...

    2. Re:Worried about asteroids? I got a solution: by Trevin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Okay, but how much longer do you figure it's going to take to terraform Mars so that it can sustain life on its own, without importing any supplies from Earth, at least for a few centuries? If the Earth goes kablooey, it's going to take a long time for Mother Nature to recover.

    3. Re:Worried about asteroids? I got a solution: by Skyshadow · · Score: 2, Insightful
      You don't need to terraform the whole planet to live there quite successfully.

      You basically need two things: Power (as in energy) and manpower. You can make air and water from the locally-available supply, you can grow food in greenhouses and you can live underground or in shielded areas to get away from the radiation on the surface.

      Terraforming would be cool long-term, but it hardly required.

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    4. Re:Worried about asteroids? I got a solution: by Roguelazer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Let's say it takes x years to make Mars livable. Every year we spend waiting to go there makes that x + 1.

  29. Look at the bright side! by El · · Score: 2, Funny

    Convincing the blond next door that an asteroid is about to hit the earth may be the only chance most slashdotters have of getting laid...

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  30. Let em live in fear by Teahouse · · Score: 2

    I say we let the press make the articles MORE sensational. Quite frankly, if some Enquirer or World Weekly News reader is incapable of grasping the odds when they are posted right in the article, let them riot. Perhaps a few of them will die in the ensuing chaos and keep Darwin happy. Our gene pool is becoming clogged at the filter.

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  31. Re:Newsflash! Scientists want no more money, pleas by Zocalo · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Exactly my view; they can't have it both ways. On the one hand they want more funding to be able to deploy the necessary personnel and hardware to detect these things in time to try and do something about it. On the other hand they don't want press sensationalism to get out of hand, which I don't really think it is, but that's just my opinion.

    The gotcha is without mainstream media coverage and public opinion there is no way they are going to get additional funding. I think that the occasional bit of overwrought journalism is the cross they are just going to have to bare if they want to stay in business. Personally, given the trillions spent worldwide on "defense", I'm quite happy for a few billion to go on the effort to detect an killer asteroid in time to do something about it.

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  32. Asteroids bah. by twoslice · · Score: 3, Funny

    All we have to do is put a little white triangle in space that we can control on the ground using a conputer. We can then just spin it around and around and fire little white dots of light to blast the asteroids into smaller and smaller pieces...

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  33. Wait. by cperciva · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The media craziness would be solved if people just applied a simple rule: Don't assign a Torino rating to an object until you have observations covering 1% of the time between now and the first potential collision.

    All these level 1 rated objects have been reclassified as level 0 as soon as a couple weeks of data have been obtained; why not wait those couple weeks before publising anything?

  34. Moderating asteroids?? by gaber1187 · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Maybe scientists should apply the slashdot moderation process to asteroids, (5, Interesting), (6, Oh crap)...

    but seriously, I think part of the problem is that scientists want to be the first to publish something about important things they have found, so we end up with people racing to the press to say they found something before other people found it.

    Maybe what they need is some sort of identifier showing how much data has been collected to tell people how certain the track is. Right now, they just say, ooh, 1 in a million chance based on small dataset with huge error bars. But in reality it should be 1 in 5 billion because our error bars are huge. I really think this is the scientists fault for publishing really early data that has not been corroborated yet or refined--not the press... its not like they are hacking into the scientists computers and misinterpreting data, its the scientist trying to impress a good looking journalist or something or get some recognition...

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  35. Re:We should get rid of the torino scale regardles by jesco · · Score: 2, Informative

    >> orthogonal scalars
    >
    > Would you mind clarifying how that works?

    When mathematics hits language... no good outcome. I suppose the original poster meant that the Torino-scale combines two completely unrelated scales with each other.

    The probability of an impact has nothing to with its potential (desastrous) effects.

    Two orthogonal vectors are linear independent from each other, that is, one isn't a multiple of the other.

    If you'd measure impact-probabilty on the x-axis, and the effects on the y-axis, any combination of these two can be described by a vector in this 2d-plain. however, if you only name the length of the vector, thus give only a single value where otherwise two would be needed (i.e. x,y coordinates or length and polar angle), your scale looses much of its meaning.

  36. Psychology vs. Utility Theory by G4from128k · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The human brain is immensely bad at assessing risks and consequences. Just look at the relative frequencies of fear-of-flying vs. fear-of-riding-in-a-car and compare those frequencies with the objective safety data for the two modes of transport. Add in fear of the unknown vs. complacency with the commonplace and all logic of probability and expected value go out the window. Since most people have never experienced an asteroid strike and since most asteroids never strike the Earth, it is easy to discount the possibility of the event.

    And even statistics is inadequate for assessing the threat. On a deeper level, no single asteroid threat scale can work if different people have different levels of risk aversion. Which would you prefer: 1) an event that has a 1-in-a-million chance of killing 1 billion people or 2) an event that has a 100% chance of killing 1000 people. Different people will argue for different preferences despite the fact that both events have the same expected value of 1000 people dead. Some, who are risk averse, would abhor even the remotest possibility that a billion people might perish. Others, who are risk seeking, would rather take a 99.9999% chance of nobody dying to avoid the option in which 1000 people are most certainly killed.

    Overall, I can see why the scientists want to downplay all the preliminary sightings of asteroids. With too little tracking data, nearly every rock they find looks like it might hit the Earth sometime. The real question is: how many false alarms can the public tolerate? If it is 1 false alarm per month, then scientists should only publish a threat assessment once a month.

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  37. If you win at the lottery in 2014... by JFMulder · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... be VERY afraid.

  38. No one will care by 2014. by pb · · Score: 2, Interesting

    After the second civil war, we'll be much more worried about the next world war, which will make a mere asteroid crashing into the earth look like a tiny drop in the bucket.

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  39. You were distracted . . . by StefanJ · · Score: 3, Funny

    . . . by the awful news about Jo Lo and Ben Affleck.

    Or was it Johnny Cash and John Ritter?

    Nothing to feel bad about. Most people didn't read about the discovery of those bipedal sapient weasels in Burma because of all the ruckus over Bob Hope dying.

    Stefan

    1. Re:You were distracted . . . by DJTodd242 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Most people didn't read about the discovery of those bipedal sapient weasels in Burma because of all the ruckus over Bob Hope dying.

      This is old news. We discovered lawyers a long time ago.

  40. Hack your wall by Daath · · Score: 5, Funny
    Come on, try to hack my 31337 firewall!

    Ha! That was easy! Surprisingly you use the exact same password as I do! What are the odds?! Needless to say I changed it.
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  41. Turn the public's fear to your own good by Hamster+Lover · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Astonomers should embrace the public's irrational fear and push Congress for more funding on the locations of earth intersecting asteroids.

    It worked for the PATRIOT act, why not astronomy?

  42. How to deal with an asteroid that might collide by soft_guy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I know this is a little off topic, but...

    I was thinking about the various reports I've heard about deflecting an asteroid or shooting it with a missle. One idea I just thought of would be to somehow increase the speed of the asteroid so that it would miss earth. Maybe by using a solar sail or attaching rockets to it that would increase it's speed. If you had enough warning ahead of time then maybe you wouldn't actually have to have much acceleration as long as it was continuous (such as the solar sail idea).

    Do you think that would be possible? Would it work any better than blowing it up or deflection?

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  43. Simple solution by peacefinder · · Score: 4, Informative

    I've been following the Current Impact Risks page ever since I found out about it over a year ago.

    In order to report on this issue responsibly, all that's required is to ignore any object on the list until the NEO survey folks has collected observations over a span of 20 days or more. Before that, the orbits are too unclear to be worth reporting upon. Practically all objects fall of the list before the obeservations span 20 days.

    Sadly, some reporters want to get the story out first, so they jump the gun.

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  44. Win the lottery by nacturation · · Score: 2, Funny

    I will sell, to the highest bidder, a lottery ticket in the year 2014 which will guarantee you a 1 in a million chance of winning a multi-million dollar jackpot.

    Boy, the media should pick up on this story and cause some hysteria.

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  45. The problem isn't by baximus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    the ones we see. So far every one that we see has been studied for a couple more days and the threat has been eliminated. Even if they found that it was absolutely going to hit the the planet, there's 10 years for them to come up with a way to send up some nukes and blast it out of the sky.

    The REAL problem is the ones we DON'T see coming. It's all well and good to say "yes, we're watching, and we're making sure that nothing will hit the planet", but we can't possibly watch every corner of the sky all the time. And it will be one helluva shock to the powers that be when someone comes along and says "This asteroid is bearing down upon is, we weren't watching and we now have three weeks to come up with a plan".

  46. It's their own fault by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 5, Interesting
    OK, let's think about this. Astronomers find an asteroid that has an extremely remote chance, BASED ON PRELIMINARY CALCULATIONS of hitting Earth 11 YEARS FROM NOW. It will take another TWO OR THREE DAYS days to get more accurate calculations.

    So...what do they do? Instead of waiting the two days and seeing if the risk is real, they announce right away.

    Let's consider the possibilities if they had waited a couple of days. In the overwhelmingly most likely case, they find after a couple days that things are OK, and so say nothing. No panic. All is well.

    In the extremely unlikely case, it turns out it does have a reasonable chance of hitting the Earth, perhaps high enough that we actually need to do something about it. In that case, would a delay of TWO DAYS OUT OF 11 YEARS really have made a difference?

    Either someone was very irresponsible in announcing in the first place, or someone was trying to get publicity for astronomers (perhaps to help with funding?)

  47. Re:We should get rid of the torino scale regardles by pyrrho · · Score: 2, Interesting

    it occurs to me that "sorry for the misunderstanding" would make an excellent sig!

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  48. What a difference punctuation makes... by mph · · Score: 4, Funny

    Astronomers Upset About Asteroid. Panic!

  49. Why not just run with the fear? by Sunnan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Asteroid scares (along with virii and genetic engineering) are an important part of contemporary mythology, just like radiation in the fifties. Until there are proper anti-asteroid mechanisms in place we need to exaggerate and fret over these percieved threats. It dulls our eyes to the pain of everyday problems and frustrating hierarchic structures. Give the people dreams of threats from space lest they get restless and rise anew.

  50. Re:We should get rid of the torino scale regardles by Idarubicin · · Score: 3, Informative
    It's really not that hard. You plot on a logarithmic scale the probability of collision (x-axis) and the estimated kinetic energy of the object (y-axis). From this figure, read off the Torino scale value.

    I don't think it misrepresents anything. Each value is associated with both a specific kinetic energy and a specific probability. The Torino value not just the result of multiplying the two numbers (which would introduce the orthogonal vectors issue you mentioned) but rather a unique area on the plane defined by those two 'vectors'.

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  51. Weather forecasts by LMariachi · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "Chance of rain" in a weather forecast actually means "probability that you personally will get rained on," not "probability that it will rain somewhere in the area in question." Watch a time-lapse radar animation -- if those blobs travel across x% of the area, that's considered an x% chance of rain, even though the actual probability that rain will occur is 100%. (And of course weather patterns are vastly more complicated than simple celestial mechanics.)

  52. Re:We should get rid of the torino scale regardles by waynemcdougall · · Score: 4, Funny
    RFCs to the rescue.

    The BSD syslog Protocol already has a scale that can be adapated with a little tweaking. And then we can have notification relayed to a plethora of Syslog consoles that can take appropriate action (backup, shutdown, pager, send T101 back in time to stop it, etc). So we have:


    0 Emergency: system is unusable
    1 Alert: action must be taken immediately
    2 Critical: Critical conditions
    3 Error: Error conditions
    4 Warning: Warning conditions
    5 Notice: normal but significant condition
    6 Informational: Informational messages
    7 Debug: debug-level messages
    which with a little tweaking becomes

    0 Emergency: planet is unusable
    1 Alert: action must be taken immediately
    2 Critical: Critical conditions
    3 Danger: Danger Will Robison!
    4 Warning: This is too close
    5 Notice: This one is a bit close
    6 Informational: Here's the orbit
    7 Debug: Still figuring out the orbit

    The only downside I see is that it is the BSD syslog protocol, and I understand that BSD is dead...

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  53. A Better Mouse Trap Is In The Works by cmholm · · Score: 2, Informative
    After years of reading about asteroids in "the New Yorker", Congress appropriated about $50 mil to try and take most of the guesswork out of the impact game. The University of Hawaii IfA's PanSTARRS Project has the task of putting together a telescope array backed by a large parallel computing system to detect and plot orbits for at least 90% of the Near Earth Objects of diameter 1km or larger that are estimated to be out there.

    Barring any glitches, it should be churning out production data in three years. The observation program will then proceed over three to five years, depending on funding. Given the short cycle time between individual observations, PanSTARRS should usually be able to accurately calculate an object's orbit by the time a science editor gets wind of it. It beats a sharp stick in the eye.

    Other projects intended to detect objects down to several hundred meters are still in the planning stage.

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  54. In other news... by monoqlith · · Score: 2, Funny

    Astronomers upset about journalists reporting that astronomers are upset about asteroid panic.

  55. Oh, it will definitely happen... by commodoresloat · · Score: 2, Funny

    and I, for one, will welcome our new carbon and silicate overlords! You guys rock!

  56. Media - right, astronomers - wrong by danila · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Actually sensational journalists are right. Look, do you think that a train derailing and killing a hundred people should be reported? OK, I thought so. Asteroid marked 1 on Torino scale has a 1 in a million chance to collide with Earth and to destroy a continent, killing 2 billion people in the process. The expected value of damage to the humankind is thus a couple billion dollars and 2 thousand people. Do you still think this should not be reported? Do you still think this is not dangerous and scary?

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  57. I witnessed some hysterrical reporting of QQ47 by jarran · · Score: 2, Informative

    Channel 4 news, a fairly mainstream and usually reliable UK news program which was almost unbelievable. The reporter opened the report by saying that an asteroid of such and such a size was going to hit the earth on such and such a date and the consequences were going to be this and that. It was only half way through the report they mentioned that the probability of it hitting was virtually zero, despite earlier saying that is was going to hit us, without any qualification. I can only assume this is exactly the kind of reporting these astronomers are talking about.

  58. It is about funding by amightywind · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Astronomers have been so horrified by press scares over asteroids that they are toning down the scale they use to rate the threat posed in an attempt to discourage journalists from covering potential collisions.

    How disengenuous. For years astronomers have whipped up a frenzy about the latest asteroid encounter, presumably to compete for funding with the other "natural disaster" sciences of climatology and volcanology. The amount of funding they is proportional to how much fear they can produce in the the public. slashdot.org dutifully assists by publishing these stories.

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  59. Technically... by gidds · · Score: 2, Insightful
    ...it didn't 'briefly have a one-in-a-million chance of crashing into our planet'. It hasn't changed trajectory in the last few days; we're not in any more or less danger, and its chance of crashing into our planet remains the same as it ever was.

    All that's changed is our assessment or understanding of that chance.

    (This message has been brought to you by the Society for Probability And Chance Education. Thank you.)
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