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Monty Python's Holy Grail goes Broadway

Sixyphe writes "First sighted on Yahoo News, it would seem that Eric Idle of Monty Python fame is working on a Broadway musical adaptation of everybody's favorite source of accurate medieval data, Monty Python and the Holy Grail. The goal is 2005, and the working title is Spamelot (and not Spamalot, contrary to what an AP wire claims). And as a bonus to all you North-American Python fans, Eric Idle is soon to be touring in Canada and the US."

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  1. What is.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    the airspeed of an unladen swallow?

    1. Re:What is.. by Ack_OZ · · Score: 1, Funny

      an african or a european swallow?

  2. Ni! by LurkerXXX · · Score: 5, Funny
    And we shall decorate the set with shrubbery.

    One over there, an another over there...

    1. Re:Ni! by marcel-jan.nl · · Score: 2, Funny

      ..only slightly higher, so you get the two-level effect with a little path running down the middle.

  3. I just hope by the_other_one · · Score: 5, Funny

    I just hope that they eat Sr. Robin's minstrels early.

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  4. I predict by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    This will be the most pathetic thread in this story.

    I await proof to the contrary.

  5. Whatever you do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Whatever you do do not eat the free 'Crunchy Frog' candy they give you at the entrance.

    1. Re:Whatever you do... by the_other_one · · Score: 3, Funny

      The Crunchy frog is ok if you are not a vegan.
      Watch out for the Spring Surprise though.

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  6. Re:cool by Pharmboy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Seriously though , why does this meret a slashdot posting?

    Its Monte Python, for god's sake! Thats why! :D I mean, even the term "spam" is purely attributed to Monte Python. Its a nerd thing.

    I would say "You must be new here" but I don't need the karma.

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  7. Critics Agree by michaelnz · · Score: 5, Funny

    "A wonderful play you'll never take a date to!"

    1. Re:Critics Agree by fruity1983 · · Score: 2, Funny

      What are these "dates" you speak of? Is this a reference to an earlier slashdot article?

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    2. Re:Critics Agree by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 2, Funny

      We obviously have very different taste in women.

      He's obviously never tasted a woman.

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  8. Re:Oh no, oh no, oh, no. by xybe · · Score: 5, Funny

    You mean: Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiii

  9. "And spank me-" "-and me" by abscr · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hopefully the actor that is going save get Galahad from the virgins is late coming onto the stage which will call for some adlibing . . .

  10. Do you think... by i.r.id10t · · Score: 4, Funny

    Do you think they'll have a Spanish Inquisition? 'Cause I don't think I'd expect it...

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  11. Re:Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. by Bob+The+Lizard · · Score: 5, Funny

    How popular is MP in Europe?

    I don'y know about Europe, but most MPs arn't very popular in NZ. :-)

  12. Re:Just one technical problem... by goodbye_kitty · · Score: 3, Funny

    Unfortunately this didnt stop the Bee-Gees.

  13. Just imagine .... by bizitch · · Score: 5, Funny

    .. the full size cow being catapulted into the audience

    The possiblities are endless -

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    1. Re:Just imagine .... by doomdog · · Score: 2, Funny

      If they catapulted CowboyNeal into the audience, I'd definitely consider going to the show :)

  14. Re:Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. by kaan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Shut up! Shut up, you American! You always talk, you Americans, you talk and you talk and you say, "Let me tell ya something...", and "I've just gotta say this..."

    modding instructions:
    if you laughed, mod up
    if you did not laugh, get off the computer and go watch The Meaning of Life

  15. Re:cool by druske · · Score: 2, Funny
    Seriously though , why does this meret a slashdot posting?
    To justify the "foot" icon, of course!

    I have fond memories of sitting in an upscale Japanese hibachi restaurant 15 years ago with a bunch of programmer "nerds" singing the Spam song. That, and an alcohol-induced duet of Sit on My Face with a coworker's wife. Come to think of it, it's surprisingly difficult to get arrested for disturbing the peace.

    My God, man, had this not shown up on Slashdot many a fine nerd might have missed Idle's tour. He's no Darl McBride, but he's still pretty damn funny...
  16. It's good to see by alex_ant · · Score: 5, Funny

    That he's not just sitting around being idle

  17. On second thought... by Kedisar · · Score: 5, Funny

    On second thought, let's not go to Broadway. 'Tis a silly place.

    1. Re:On second thought... by Nept · · Score: 4, Funny

      Lancelot: Look, my liege!
      [trumpets]
      King Arthur: Spamelot!
      Sir Galahad: Spamelot!
      Lancelot: Spamelot!
      Patsy: It's only a musical.
      King Arthur: Shh!

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  18. European Subtlety by The+Monster · · Score: 4, Funny
    Rather than the normal subdued humor that is the hallmark of European humor
    France. Jerry Lewis. 'Nuff said.
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  19. Broadway! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Let us not go there for it is a silly place.

    Its only a model.

  20. Re:Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Americans are not a race.

    Yeah, they're a disease.

  21. I feel sorry for all the women out there... by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... who are about to be exposed to endless repetitive Monty Python quotes. My gf was so relieved that I'm a Spaceballs fan.

    1. Re:I feel sorry for all the women out there... by Pseudonym · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well, that's just the sort of blinkered, phillistine pig-ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome spotty behind, squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss for a struggling artist, you EXCREMENT! You whining, hypocritical toady with your colour TV set and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your bleeding masonic secret handshakes. You wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing BASTARD! Well I wouldn't become a Freemason now if you got down on your lousy stinking knees and begged me!

      Sorry, I don't know what came over me.

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  22. Was I the only one by lewko · · Score: 5, Funny
    ...who saw the topic and knew that the vast majority of replies would be nothing more than random Python quotes?

    I mean REALLY.... I fart in your general direction...

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  23. Re:Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Do you mean subdued as in "Bennie Hill"? Or perhaps the subtle reparte that we see in "Are You Being Served"?

    Just asking.

  24. Re:Could be cool by jwriney · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...it would certainly be a lot of fun to see stuff like the Camelot scene performed live.

    It's only a model.

    --riney

  25. When I was a lad... by Basehart · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...we had to imagine the whole of Macbeth in seven different languages before we got any dinner!!

  26. Now... by mraymer · · Score: 2, Funny
    If only people still got karma for funny mods... then this would be a real frenzy to see who would post the funny quotes first.

    Then again, there are plenty of funny quotes to go around.

    Hell, just check this poll and you'll see a good summary of the intro modded up in various posts.

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  27. Re:Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Probably more like Fawlty Towers.

  28. Re:Just one technical problem... by LardBrattish · · Score: 2, Funny

    Graham Chapman will appear in every scene. >> But wasn't he cremated? Er yes, but he will appear in every scene, ashtrays, vacuum cleaners...

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  29. Re:Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. by ncc74656 · · Score: 4, Funny
    Americans are not a race.

    Yeah, they're a disease.

    Go away, or I shall taunt you a sec...oh wait, that's obviously your line.

    Schmuck.

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  30. Re:But really... by PimpNinjaWannaBee · · Score: 1, Funny

    So what you aww saying is that you whaatew see a wewelease/bwoadway show of Life of Bwwian instead?

  31. Re:Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do you mean subdued as in "Bennie Hill"? Or perhaps the subtle reparte that we see in "Are You Being Served"?

    Maybe he's talking about Red Dwarf? Or the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

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  32. /.ers submitting movie quotes have been sacked by PoisonousPhat · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wait a minute... Doesn't that mean that
    We apologise for the karma-whoring in this post. Those user responsible has been sacked.

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  33. People! by InsaneCreator · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue about who made what into a musical!

  34. well well by VanillaCoke420 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now that's something completely different!

  35. Ni? by Manic+Ken · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ni, ni ni ni.
    Ni ni nininini

    NI

  36. A moose bit my sister once. No, really. by Bob+Cat+-+NYMPHS · · Score: 2, Funny

    Mind you, moose bites can be pretty nasti.

    I bet someone replies to this, and sacks me.

  37. Re:Thin Blue Line was subtle? by ArsSineArtificio · · Score: 4, Funny
    Americans (and Canadians) watch reality TV and "idol" shows

    You know, because nothing like "Survivor" or musical "Idol" shows has ever been successful in Britain.

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  38. Re:Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. by corbettw · · Score: 4, Funny

    When you want to put down Americans and their TV watching, just remember: it wasn't America who made "Baywatch" the most watched show on the planet.

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  39. Re:Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. by lightsaber1 · · Score: 2, Funny
    Certainly.

    Can you please elaborate on how sliced bread helped the literary world?

    Didn't hurt. But more than that, it meant authors didn't have to slice their bread themselves...putting in great jeopardy those precious fingers with which they write.

    Or, perhaps, you could explain again how sheep's bladders can be employed to prevent earthquakes...

    This one's tougher. But you see, there are a lot of sheep in New Zealand and, well, not a lot of earthquakes there. It would follow that sheep's bladders prevent earthquakes. My guess would be that the urine absorbs something from the bladder which, when applied to the soil, stabilizes the land, preventing earthquakes.