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Free-Floating UNIX
E1ven writes "First Microsoft detergent, now, UNIX Diapers, among other niceties. The author of this page has apparently worked to photograph and categorize the use of the term UNIX in other, non software products." (And don't forget Linux detergent.) Update: 10/12 21:23 GMT by T : Less garbled now ;)
Zero Comments and Utterly destroyed. Ph33r those who would cross the Slashdot Linux community!
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Cleaning up after our children... FIRST POST!
wash the unix diapers with the linux detergent.
fp?
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I would like to be the first to say: WTF?!
Here
Why do I h8 apple?
Next Beowolf cereal.
Perfect for those long night coding sessions.
I think we're going to need some Valve ones when Half Life 2.
Etiquette is etiquette. He kills his mother but he can't wear grey trousers.
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No posts of any sort and the site is slashdotted. Would it be that hard for /. to provide .bz2.torrent files for any website about to be linked? Really, that hard?
Two minutes, that has got to be a record!
Sad to report the untimely death of the UNIX OS which was found free-floating in NY's East River. More details are to come, but there is no denying it's contribution to keeping geeks from getting laid.
Truly an American Icon
Tux Catchup.
If you open yourself to the foo, You and foo become one.
For when the $#!+ gets deep.
I am the unwilling control for my Origin.
And the page has already been removed.
Well, now, this sure is disappointing.
UNIX geeks don't smell bad enough already!
I stole this Sig
too funny. The site probably had an anti-slashdot script running... if X number of visitors from /. in 30 seconds, delete the content linked to =)
~Berj
..with Linux liners?
"You lied to me! There is a Swansea!"
Check it:
http://216.239.41.104/search?q=cache:BEx4Qo2
Google Cache
http://web.archive.org/web/20020210134518/http://c m.bell-labs.com/cm/cs/who/dmr/otherunix.html
(has some pictures)
poor Plan 9 web server, you're giving it the run of its life...
:)
:P
well, the people at Bell Labs aren't stupid -- they've automagically turned off the web page in question, as soon as they saw the transfer to it peaking...
notice, however, that neither the network connection nor the web servers are saturated: stuff like http://plan9.bell-labs.com/plan9dist and http://cm.bell-labs.com/plan9dist works just fine
gotta lova plan 9
Try Waybackmachine instead; it's a little older but at least they archive the pics too.
The bold print giveth, and the fine print taketh away
Did the smartest thing it could have done given the situation - offload the transfer to the google cache!
unix diappers, unix detergent...never saw it. BUT :P
i also have a unix pen
I can see an UNIX fire extinguisher in the trains in the spanish underground.
The page has apparently has worked to photograph and categorize the use of the term UNIX in other, non software products.
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Has apparently has worked
English is my second language, willing to learn: is this the non-subjunctive perfect?
I think I read someting about this in a Douglas Adams book!
...This is old news. That site has been around for a looooong time. What I really am looking forward to, though, is wierd Linux stuff. Once, in Denmark I ate Linux Smoked Salmon. It was good. This was before I knew of Linux.
toresbe
I fear the fact that there are so many pathetic losers in this world that speak in the sad fashion that you do. I fear that there are so many people that think that "the Slashdot Linux community" is anything that anyone knows or cares about.
Here's a little something to get you closer to reallity. Drop everything and run outside right now. This bright yellow disc in the sky is the sun. It won't hurt you so, don't panic.
Once outside, run down the street and ask the first person you see what Slashdot is. After they say; 'What the fuck are you on, asshole?' ask them what Linux is.
Welcome to the real word. It's full of real people that have real names and do real things that really make a difference in the world. It also has a frightening number of losers like you that think their fantasies are real. You're pathetic.
However you spell it, it looks like those two penguins are basking in the glow of a REAL good time.
"How about I squirt a little vinegar into your smashed tomato?"
If you thought the RIAA suing a 12 year old girl in a housing project was bad, just wait for SCO to try suing a diaper company.
Trolling is a art,
I'm even more disturbed by the other movie at this site.
I just watched it like 50 times and I still dont' get it... Crab... suction pipe... underwater circular saw... what the hell is it? It's like the crab equivalent of the zapruder film.
Back.. and to the left.
Check out these threads on pouet for more pictures (many of them are only funny if you're into the demoscene)
it's a geek's life
it's a geek's life episode 2
it's a geek's life episode 3
it's a geek's life episode 4
it's a geek's life episode 5
it's a geek's life episode 6
it's a geek's life episode 7
it's a geek's life episode 8
it's a geek's life episode 9
it's a geek's life episode 10
it's a geek's life episode n+1
This author is Dennis Ritchie. You know -- Dennis Ritchie, the guy who *created* Unix.
Sheesh, kids these days, don't even know their history.
The world did not spring into full form from the hand of Linus, one sunny Finnish afternoon.
Fruufu.
Those penguins sure don't look like they're selling ketchup to me!
Yea, its you. Loser.
They forgot the #1 use of UNIX... birth control for geeks.
Ages ago I saw a bottle of "X-Term Flea and Tick Fogger" in the grocery store. I just had to buy it. I knew xterm had a lot of feature creep... but I had no idea it could get rid of fleas and ticks too!
"The author of this page" is none other than Dennis Ritchie, who knows a thing or two about Unix. He's had that page quietly sitting there for a year or two. I don't think he deserved this...
...Heidi Wall.
:)
Sorry, Larry
Thanks to the War on Drugs, it's easier to buy meth than it is to buy cold medicine!
The original post must have hit a little too close to home for you. Oh well. The subject says it all. Dimwit
I wonder if these items will pass the Open Group's tests for UNIX branding?
As explained here
If you open yourself to the foo, You and foo become one.
I recall seeing a brand of condoms called "PENIX" when I was in Germany. I wondered at the time if that was a brand made for geeks.
This one is good...
Unix Fire Extinguisher
These two are also pretty funny:
Apple Evil
Connection reset by peer
...oh, UNIX... Still, point stands...
I hereby place the above post in the public domain.
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I don't get it.
"Nine times out of ten, starting a fire is not the best way to solve the problem." - my wife
Is there no respect at all anymore?
-1, Karma whore.
These guys, http://www.unix-rent-gmbh.de/ must be thinking - WTF? Almost midnight on a Sunday evening, and our server almost melts with visitors from all over the world.
Get your own free personal location tracker
-1, Karma whore.
AvoidLameFilter.sdfgsdfgsdfgsdfgdsfgsdfgsdgdf
Wow. Thanks.
who exactly is Dennis Ritchie and why should I care?
The author of this page happens also to be one of the original authors of the Unix opeating system... but I guess you knew that :-)
Dick Snippe of the Netherlands took a photo of a box containing a Unix TV antenna.
Ouch!
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If I recall correctly, it was a little, poorly produced sign along Ulloi ut, in the tenth district. I can't remember the name of the major cross-street (also the name of the metro stop).
I always meant to take a picture of the sign and do something with it, but the list of things I'd always meant to do is far far longer than the list of things I've actually done.
For all I know, the company still exists. I moved from Budapest in 1994.
Prime numbers are exactly what Alan Greenspan says they are -S. Minsky
"the author of this page"
The author of Unix...
I just hope Caldera-sco goes after him for misuse of their trademark.
I'll bet if they search his computer they find that he's stolen (STOLEN! I say) unix source code from them. C'mon darryl, take him on...
YOU FAIR IT
Look like that site is down.
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I have seen a Unix Blow dryers in Korea, I really wanted to bring one home but didn't have the time to.
Here is the Unix brand UN-1421 blow dryer. Goto
http://www.lgeshop.com and search for UN-1421 and click on the image of the blow dryer that come up.
Because of there Java Server pages a direct link doesn't work.
Or
A copy of the image on my server.
http://www.unixprogram.com/images/109292
You really need to see the box this thing is shipped in.
I have also a copy of the Linux brand paper towels one line.
http://www.unixprogram.com/images/linux.jp
I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to do it. - Pablo Picasso
Don't forget that noone sh*ts on Linux here :)
Dennis Ritchie has been a street bum since 93 or so.
n i&hl= en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&selm=CKxuyn.ExC%40tempel. research.att.com&rnum=5)
This must be someone elses home page.
See
http://tinyurl.com/qo9k
(which is:
http://groups.google.com/groups?q=dmr+giulia
I often change my 9-month-old's UNIX diapers to clear out all of the SCO IP.
Darl, if your listening please spread the joy to the non-software world.
Bitter and proud of it.
Thanks to the War on Drugs, it's easier to buy meth than it is to buy cold medicine!
IIRC,some lawsuit had happened "UNIX Magazine" and Tupperware maker.
Trademark is per nation,per product-type IP.
Japanese UNIX Tupperware maker had trademark of "Unix" on its own as "Japanese" "Food-related product".They regist "Unix" for years older than UNIX(as Computer Software).
When UNIX as we know comes to Japan,some thought its nice to publish "UNIX Mgazine",the magazine filled with geekish material.
Tupperware maker didn't think it cool,instead they considered it blatant IP theft.
Sorry, but the source code for your life is no longer available in its original form. A re-compile with appropriate patches (such as the MoreMoney and MoreBrains) and updates (such as FashionSense and MusicTaste) will not be possible.
You may consider hacking a patch, or even a new life from the code fragments that are available on the web. Be warned: most known source code fragments are corrupt in some way.
"It is a greater offense to steal men's labor, than their clothes"
Why don't we just adopt an official policy that a post of a google cache or similar useful content should be modded +1, Funny? IIRC "Funny" doesn't add to Karma, but it does allow useful (although trivial to obtain,) pieces of information to be more highly visible to someone with a higher threshold. I've been thinking about it for a while, and I like the idea, so does anyone see a problem with it?
until I read the link. Dude, its catsup or ketchup.
Once while visiting the crappy (now defunct) driving range, I found in the "pro shop" (full of used and no-name clubs), I kid you not:
A "UNIX System V" driver.
I am NOT making this up! I would have bought the club if it hadn't been terribly overpriced.
photo here
using Linux detergent box for Boxen
Another boxen photo
Trademark S/N 75735641
Status page for MS-Linux trademark, [hint, someone pick it up quick!]
"It is a greater offense to steal men's labor, than their clothes"
It used to be that almost everybody who read slashdot would know who Dennis is.
Now it appears that almost nobody does.
What is this world coming to ?
The Internet's nature is peer to peer - 20050301_cs_profs.pdf
Ok, that's it for me. Back in the old day /. was good. The posters and users had a clue. Now they have employees posting Dennis Ritchie's personal web site to get slashdotted. HOW STUPID CAN A SO CALLED GEEK BE?
/. link from my homepage. I canceling account 1563. Good bye kids, you can fight over my karma.
I hosted slashdot's images back when Rob first started because I believed that slashdot would become a good thing. Now it's just a bunch of kiddies thinking they are cool because they can say "line-ux" and know that BSD is dead, even though they have never tried it.
I'm quiting. I'm pulling the
-Joe Hamelin
-- I have a private email server in my basement.
Tux Breath Strips:
rdsbreathstrips.com
...don't let the door hit you on the way out, cya! ;o)
Microsoft is really missing out on a great use for their slogan:
"Microsoft Diaper -- Where do you want to go today?"
no, the best is the Iranian laundry detergent, BARF.
And Mexico's Bimbo bread.
all you mother fuckers are going to pay. you are the ones that are the ball lickers. we are going to fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little whiny bitches. once we get to hollywood and find them miramax fucks who's making the movie, we're goign to make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and eat their shit that's made up of our shit that we made them eat. then all you motherfucks are next.
love, jay and silent bob.
"Sir, there's an operating system in the lobby"
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Looks like they were running the server on Unix diapers.
I have over 70 freaks, do you?
Due the recent disappearing diaper, I present for your enJoyment a recent Joy of Tech. click yourself senseless, and don't be a baby about it.
Ouch, check those URL's!
Here is the right one
I don't understand how this story could make it to /. in this way. /. crew with a clue-by-four...
The author of this page??? Guys, the author is Dennis Ritchie, one of the inventors of Unix. Would somebody please hit the submitter and the
"The author of this page has apparently worked to photograph and categorize the use of the term UNIX in other, non software products"
I never thought I'd see it. Dennis Ritchie referred to as "this guy" on slashdot. That's like calling Torvalds "some guy from Finland" and Stallman "that hippie that writes software."
Dan