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Skittlebrau

diego001 writes "In the spirit of the T.W.I.N.K.I.E.S. Project, and taking a cue from The Simpsons, someone has apparently come up with a real-life Skittlebrau project - various alcoholic beverages with Skittles inside them. Take a look."

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  1. That was hilarious by Dancin_Santa · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've got brauspittle all over my keyboard!

  2. choking.. by qewl · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Geez, I wonder how many people are going to get so drunk and choke on the new idea.. Slashdot is afterall read by plenty of college students!

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    1. Re:choking.. by krymsin01 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Heh, at least it might taste better coming up.

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  3. One big missing flavor... by MrMadnutz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Guiness Skout! :)

  4. Finally! by BarryJacobsen · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Finally, a practical use for science!

    Pour me up a frosty, cold glass of technology, barkeep.

  5. thank gawd I can't drink by dnotj · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's not very often that I come along something that makes me thankful for not being able to drink. But Skittlebrau is one of them...

    For the curious (or morbid) http://www.pkdcure.org/aboutPkd.htm is why I can't drink.

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  6. thats not it... by RTPMatt · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "The sugar cuts the bitter beer taste and and leaves you with a mellow sweetness that isn't bad drinking.

    While i wont dissagree with these findings, its been my personal expirence that sour skittles do a far better job of cutting that beer flavor...of course for those of us that acutally LIKE beer, this is completely unnecessary.

  7. Skittle colour effects by Bifurcati · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It would be interesting to try the beers out with just single colours (or controlled combinations) of skittles, and see how that varies the taste. I half suspect, though, that it would be difficult to determine the difference with your eyes closed (it's actually somtimes tricky to tell the difference between, say, lemon squash and orange soda. Even stranger is that if if you use food colouring to make lemonade green and lemon squash orange, then (with your eyes open!) many people think they taste like lime and orange respectively.) I wonder if this could be adapted to other drinks, and other lollies? You'd probably need a fizzy drink, but what about barley sugar or boiled lollies in beer? What about an orange Chuppa-chup, vodka and lemonade cocktail? Yum yum! Later! Bifurcati

  8. A haiku... by Hobart · · Score: 3, Funny
    four comments posted
    the tcp syn times out
    slashdotted so soon
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  9. scooped by ejeetify · · Score: 2, Insightful

    One of the clubs at my university beat this guy by a year. I remember them having a special Skittlebrau night about a year and a week ago.

    1. Re:scooped by Crusader+of+Yore · · Score: 2, Funny

      You can remember it? You obviously didn't participate in an enthusiastic enough manner...

  10. Origin (Horatio Hornblower) by Schezar · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I never even considered that Skittlebrau was actually anything... real? That is, until I read CS Forester's "Horatio Hornblower" series. Nauticle pulp fiction of the worst (best) sort.

    Anyway, in one scene Horatio mentions that "life is not always beer and skittles." Now, these are old books, so the reference is, well, old.

    Does anyone know the actual, non-Horatio reference?

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    1. Re:Origin (Horatio Hornblower) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes. Skittles is an old English game not unlike bowling. It's played on a lawn, on a sleepy afternoon with nothing better to do. Aside from drinking beer. Think upper-class English rednecks.

      AC

    2. Re:Origin (Horatio Hornblower) by enronman · · Score: 2, Informative

      Skittles, it is an old game that is quite a bit like bowling. You roll a ball at some pins, and try and knock them down. I suspect that hornblower (now thats a porn name!) was talking about drinking beer and playing.

    3. Re:Origin (Horatio Hornblower) by zimage · · Score: 5, Informative

      From bartleby.com

      Life is not all beer and skittles, i.e. not all eating, drinking, and play; not all pleasure; not all harmony and love.

      "Sport like life, and life like sport,
      Isn't all skittles and beer."

      As others have said, "skittles" is an old game similar to lawn-bowling

      Mat Groening, in his genious, took this expression and showed what happens when Homer takes it literaly.

  11. Google Cache by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 2, Informative
    Here's the Google cache

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  12. Gummi Beers by SolubleFrank · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Method:

    Put gummi bears in alcohol (vodka apparently works best).
    Over a few hours, they will soak up the alcohol and grow about twice their size.

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  13. What's next... by TimeForGuinness · · Score: 4, Funny

    I hope its the Flaming Homer

    1. Re:What's next... by Captain+Large+Face · · Score: 3, Informative
      A Flaming Moe (ne Homer) can be made with the following ingredients (in equal parts) if you fancy it:
      • Tequila
      • Schnapps
      • Creme De Menthe
      • Krusty's Non Narkotik Kough Syrup For Kids*
      * It is advisable to substitute this ingredient with a non-fictional cough syrup.
  14. I've done this... by xRizen · · Score: 4, Interesting

    But not with beer. It actually goes really well with
    Smirnoff Ice. Does that color fizzy thing. You also get the white pebbles. They aren't crunchy though. Just really, really non-chewy. Hard. Me and my buddies used to get a six-pack (or a case, in some cases) and a bag of skittles, then pick our color.

  15. NO NO NO! by azav · · Score: 4, Funny

    One must inject the brau into the skittle! First one must remove a small amount of skittle or inflate the hard candy shell. 5 seconds in a microwave will make it pliable.

    Then one must carefully inject 3 skittles witl alcohol untill failure is achieved.

    Failure = leakage.

    Heat a spoon or knife on the stove and inject skittles with less alcoholic vitriol. With a heat resistant glove, place the knife or spoon on the edge of the skittle where you removed the needle, thereby sealing the skittle.

    Repeat 10 times per guest. You can't eat just one.

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  16. Needs to drink more beer by geordie · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Boy, does this guy have some learning to do when it comes to beer!
    In reference to Lowenbrau he states... 'I personally am not a big dark beer fan'
    If he think's Lowenbrau is a dark beer, god only knows what he would make of a decent bitter or a stout.

  17. Experiments. x + alcohol = ? by zambuka · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Looks like another major advance in the serious field of "What if I mix this with acohol?"

    I'm sure everyone, at least those that enjoy a brew or two, has performed experiments of this nature.

    My stomach churns just thinking of some of the concoctions tasted in the past, the most amazing would have to have been this mix that had a serious metalic grey tinge to it. Kinda like a bottle of mercury, but alcoholic. Toxicity levels are yet to be determined due to an inability to reproduce said drink.

    Sticking a lump of chocolate in the bottom of a glass and testing the flavour of vaious spirits is an interesting experience as well. Even more so if youu leave the same piece of chocolate through the entire evening.

    Cheers
    Z

  18. For American Beer by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 4, Funny

    I find the best thing is to pour it straight down the toilet and avoid the middle man.

    1. Re:For American Beer by Penguinshit · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I take umbrage to that statement. There is plenty of good American beer. It just happens to come from the Pacific Northwest.

      Take, for instance, Anchor Steam (brewed in San Francisco, CA). Or anything from the Mendocino Brewing Company a little further north (Red Tail, Blue Heron, etc.). If you like something with that full flavor and a little less body, try one of the fine Oregonian brews from Full Sail.

      Not all American beer is that Anheiser/Busch pisswater.

      Give me hops, or give me death..!

    2. Re:For American Beer by Pfhor · · Score: 2, Informative

      New Belguim Brewery...

      Spent my 21st birthday there, got loaded, got free stuff. Best birthday ever.

  19. Haribo Vodka by p.gogarty · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A friend of mine recently experimented with haribo and vodka.

    Place 1 bag of Haribo cola bottles* in 70cl of vodka and leave in the fridge for 3-4 weeks.

    The result is a pleasant sweet tasting liquid that makes it really hard to walk the 200 yards to my house.

    If you are unfamiliar with Haribo any gelatinous cola flavoured sweet\candy will do fine.

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  20. Re:hmmm idea by iq+in+binary · · Score: 4, Interesting

    You, my friend, are an idiot.

    All forms of leisurely (sp?) enjoyable alcohol contain ethanol. Every single one. The difference is in the fermentation.

    Speaking from experience, Everclear is the purest form of ethanol available at your local Beverage Plus. It is strong enough to knock you on your ass and is that way for one reason: it was fermented from grains specifically for that purpose. Look at all your favorite alcoholic beverages, less than %15 of them are made from grain. Grains are an extremely good way to produce alcohol, but definitely not good for taste; hence the awful flavor of most grain-fermented beverages.

    Everclear means business, so should you when you drink it ;)

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  21. Re:you play skittles indoors! by Gumshoe · · Score: 2, Informative
    The setup fits on a tabletop.

    It's not like lawn bowling since you don't use a lawn.

    IIRC, you use some small "pins" and a top (the type you spin).


    That's a variation of "Bar Skittles". "Skittles" is very similar to 10-pin bowling. So much so in fact, that in the UK there is an astonishing number of people who refer to 10-pin bowling as Skittles. The former being a fairly recent import.
  22. Newsworthy by borud · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Michael, why not devote your time to maintaining a personal blog instead of this slashdot nonsense. I would hate to think that Slashdot was taking time out of your mission to inform the masses of all the worthwhile news that is out there on the web. This is obviously much more important than the chinese putting a man into orbit.

  23. Re:hmmm idea by Graff · · Score: 2, Informative
    Everclear is the purest form of ethanol available at your local Beverage Plus. It is strong enough to knock you on your ass and is that way for one reason: it was fermented from grains specifically for that purpose.

    Actually the purest ethanol you will get from fermentation will be about 20% ethanol, coming from a pure mixture of sugar (glucose and/or fructose) and water. You would have to use a special high-alcohol yeast called turbo yeast.

    So how is Everlear produced? They ferment grain (because it's a lot cheaper than grapes and easier to ferment than potatoes) to the highest percent alcohol and then distill it. It is distilled to 190 proof (95% ethanol). This is the highest proof you can get because the ethanol and water form an azeotropic mixture, there will always be a little water in the mixture no matter how much you distill it. Chemists can make a purer ethanol but not by a regular form of distillation.

    By the way, the flavor of distilled beverages comes about in two ways. In making a distilled beverage you either pot distill it, a process in which you do a very impure distillation. This allows a lot of chemicals, including flavor and color, to come over into the ethanol and water mixture. Pot distillation is simple but it can keep some very dangerous chemicals (such as methanol) and off-flavors if not done properly. You often have to double or triple distill (repeat the process two or three times) in order to make a decent product.

    The second way to make a distilled beverage is to fractionally distill (a special type of distillation) the mixture to produce "pure" alcohol (190 proof, 95% ethanol) and then water it down to the proper proof and add in flavors. This is the way most hard alcohols are made today because it is much more efficient and it produces a very consistent product.