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Neil Gaiman Responds

He says, "Sorry about how long this took to do. Blame it on a European Tour that took much more of my time than I have ever imagined..." No problem, Neil. We love you, and your answers to our questions were certainly worth the wait.

1) Mononoke's Disappointing Box Office - by RobertB-DC
Mr. Gaiman, after the time, effort, and research you put into the dub of Princess Mononoke, were you disappointed by the film's performance at the US box office? Do you feel that the film was mishandled by Miramax, or were US audiences not quite ready to have their expectations of animation stretched that far?

Neil:
Not particularly disappointed, but then I've never equated sales, good or bad, with quality, and Princess Mononoke was pretty much the first ever attempt to release something like that into movie theatres in the US. I took much more pleasure in seeing how close we got to 100% at RottenTomatoes.com than I was ever bothered by its box office.

Do I think Miramax could have handled it better? Probably, in a lot of ways -- for example, there was some silliness in the beginning where, once I'd written five drafts of the script, each word having to be approved each time by Ghibli and Miramax, they gave my final draft to someone to make sure that the mouth movements matched the script, and then cut me out of the loop for six months. The person who did the mouth-flap draft didn't like my script, and rewrote it. His version was what was recorded, initially. They screened it. It was a disaster. Then they called me back in and let me work with the director, Jack Fletcher, and he and I went back and put as much of my original dialogue back in as we could, but it all had to be recorded fairly fast at this point. I was proud of the final product, but wished that I'd been included during the period when everything went wrong: it would have made things a lot easier, and we could have been polishing at the end rather than desperately fixing things.

Harvey Weinstein really wanted to trim it. It's a long film. If Ghibli had let him trim, Miramax might have gone much wider with the film, and more movie theatres might have taken a chance on it -- but then, the audience would have been (rightly) complaining about not having been shown the whole film, as it was made, and I'd probably now be answering questions on Slashdot about whether the restoration of the missing minutes on the DVD made up for losing them in the cinemas...

Having said all that, Miramax didn't throw it away: they released it into the "ten major markets", and if the audiences had come out for it, then its theatrical release would have got much wider. Probably best simply to view it as a step on the way to something...

2) The Balance of Collaboration - by buckhead_buddy
Do you find solo work (such as American Gods) to be more productive or pleasant for you than collaborative work (such as Good Omens)?

The graphic novel medium relies strongly on collaboration. Not only with artists and editors, but also to a limited extent with marketers, trademark lawyers, and even the "past continuity" of what others before you have written. Your persistence in this field seems like it could get to be almost hellish unless you drew very solid boundaries with your collaborators or you really enjoyed such chaos.

As a freelance programmer I struggle trying to find the appropriate balance of collaboration to satisfy and motivate. While your work is in a completely different field, I'm curious what thoughts, anecdotes, or advice you might have on keeping collaboration in balance.

Neil:
I like being able to do both, really. The biggest difference is that I can enjoy the collaborative work, when it's done, more than I could ever enjoy, for example, a short story of mine. I'd never pick up a solo novel of mine to read for pleasure, whereas I've taken lots of pleasure from Sandman: ENDLESS NIGHTS.

There are tricks to collaboration, the biggest one of which is getting the best work from your collaborator by knowing what it is they do, and enjoying it, and bouncing off them.

In writing together, it's both of you having the same story or story voice in your heads. I'm a fairly good mimic, which also helps (it's still amusing to hear people tell me what parts of Good Omens I wrote or Terry wrote. Mostly, they're wrong.)

I suspect I learned more from writing American Gods, or from getting through solo screenplays, than I did from Good Omens or, say, the Beowulf I wrote with Roger Avary, because it's very easy to let your co-writer do a bit you're going to have problems with. But you learn more from getting through the bits you have problems with than you ever do sailing blithely across the parts that, for you, are easy.

Working with artists is a very different process to collaborating with other writers. It's a collaborative process, sure, but, for me anyway, knowing who's going to be drawing something is the first piece in the puzzle of what the story is going to be. I couldn't have made Stardust without Charles Vess, because it started as trying to think of something I wanted to see Charles draw. Given Charles's fondness for trees and faerie and the Victorian fairy illustrators, that was the way my mind went. It's not where my mind would have gone had I decided to do a project with, say, Geoff Darrow.

Occasionally it happens upside down -- I'll write something down and then need to find an illustrator. In this case I normally adopt Tactic #1, which is to say, ask Dave McKean if he wants to draw it. So far I've never had to figure out what Tactic #2 would be, as Dave drew the pictures for Coraline, for The Day I Swapped My Dad For Two Goldfish, and for The Wolves in the Walls. And he will be illustrating a book called Crazy Hair, my next children's book, using the computers he's currently using to animate the creatures and world in Mirror-mask, our film for Hensons.

Beyond that, I'm not really sure what you mean about collaborating in the graphic novel medium. Sure, you work with editors, letterers, publicists, agents, lawyers, publicity people, bookshop and comic shop owners, and, passively, with the people who were there before you. And yes, there's a certain amount of chaos, and yes, I do enjoy it.

But then, that's true for most people in any artistic field. You don't exist in a vacuum. Art's always a dialogue with those who went before, and with the other people out there in your field, and with those who make what you do happen (Composers need orchestras, and grants, and, sometimes, movies-or-games. And lawyers. And agents. Anyone involved in making a movie depends on hundreds of other people for -- well, everything, really.) You have to learn to play well with others, even if it's not your natural temperament. And, unless you're a dedicated hermit and mystery of the James Tiptree Jr persuasion, you will have to deal with practically as many people as a solo novelist -- copy editors and editors and publicists and agents and lawyers and Bookshop managers and so forth... Although you may have lots of down time while you're away and writing, during which people leave you alone.

3) I know I should be asking about you and your work - by rgoer
So I love every word I've read from your pen, but presently I'm in the middle of a dry spell--and the way I figure, if you're going to seek advice, seek advice from one you admire, right? So, are there any authors out there right now you can't get enough of? Anybody you're reading that you feel nobody should miss? Fiction, nonfiction, a decent biography you've read lately? Do you even have time to get a good read in with all the hustle and bustle of just being Neil Gaiman?

Neil:
I don't get as much reading time as I want, and I miss it very much.

But I still read.

When you start writing fiction, you start reading less fiction. Not sure why this is, but it's true.

Personally, I tend to read indiscriminately until I get obsessed by something. My current obsession, which may or may not turn into fiction at some point, is the Jack Benny radio show, so there's an awful lot of reading about that and about American Radio going on.

Books I've enjoyed over the last few months (off the top of my head, and from a quick glance to the shelf immediately to my right) would include:

The Power of Babel - A Natural History of Language by John McWhorter. Great book about Language, although every country I went to on my recent book tours I'd quote an interesting fact about their language from the book, and someone would say "Well, yes... but it's not quite like that..."

The Knight by Gene Wolfe. One of my favourite American authors just wrote a medeival fantasy with giants and dragons and suchlike, and made a genre I thought was dead clamber out of the grave. Lovely book.

Peter Straub -- Lost Boy Lost Girl. Straub writing horror fiction, or detective fiction, or serial killer fiction, or a ghost story. Or, quite possibly, a mainstream novel about wishfulfillment in the face of tragic loss.

The Penguin Book of Modern African Poetry

Wislawa Szymborska -- Nothing Twice: Selected Poems

No Sleep Till Canvey Island: The Great Pub Rock Revolution by Will Birch -- well-researched book about a period I sort-of knew about. Mostly enjoyable for the way it follows events: British Pub Rock (and Stiff Records, and perhaps the UK version of Punk) can be traced back to the meeting of a hippy film editor with plans for a "Pleasure Dome" and a con-man...

The Turk by Tom Standage -- I'd always wondered about the eighteenth century chess-playing automata...

Essential Acker -- the Selected Writings of Kathy Acker

Tragically I Was An Only Twin -- The Complete Peter Cook edited by William Cook

Things That Never Happen -- Short stores of M. John Harrison (incidentally, Mike Harrison's novel "LIGHT" was, to my mind, the best SF novel of the last five years. An astonishing piece of work.)

I'm looking forward to the new David Quammen book, The Monster of God -- his natural history writing is always enormously pleasurable, and to the new Martin Millar novel "The Lonely Werewolf Girl".

I try and mention books I enjoy on my journal at www.neilgaiman.com, although I've noticed that when I say nice things about books on my journal, they tend to turn up as blurbs on the back of the books some months later...

4) Abandoned ideas - by Anonymous Coward on 01:26 PM September 22nd, 2003
Neil, I vaguely recall from the Neverwhere DVD that the germ of the idea was the homeless of London, but that you were wary of glamorizing something that really is not glamorous. In your Talk of the Nation interview, the serial-killer convention was brought up, and I got the feeling you were uncomfortable with something so dark being glamorized.

I wonder if there have been any project ideas that you've left by the roadside because you felt the result would hold something unfortunate up for admiration.

Neil:
There was a Sandman story I wanted to write, which would have been a heartbreaker, and would have been about the dreams and hopes of an unborn baby, who was, for whatever reason, never going to be born. I didn't write it because I could imagine it being thrust in front of some pregnant teenager who didn't want to be pregnant to make her change her mind about what she was going to do.

The world of unplanned pregnancy is difficult enough in America; I didn't want to make it harder for someone having a hard time than it already is.

5) That forgotten god from American Gods - by Torinaga-Sama
Okay, this has been driving my wife and I CRAZY. The god in American Gods that you can't remember after you talk to him. Was that modeled after an existing god or did you make that up yourself?

I believe you even stumped the internet on that one.

Neil:
You'll have to remind me which character you're talking about.

Odd, I thought I remembered everyone in there. Ah well. Memory's a funny thing...

6) As a Brit living in the US I feel very aware of... - by exp(pi*sqrt(163))
....how you tailor your writing to which side of the Atlantic your intended audience is on. When I read Neverwhere it was the US edition and clearly contained language and explanations that would seem a little inappropriate to readers in the UK. Do you carry out your own 'translations' of your books? What differences do you see between American and British audiences to which you need to adapt? And how involved are you in the translations to other languages and hence cultures?

Neil:
I try to stay on top of the US and the UK editions of books (sometimes I fail). Neverwhere needed quite some work for the US readership, which I did 98% of, and the other 2% was done without my knowledge. (For example -- I kept the word "flat" for where Richard lived, in my US version. It's not a universally common US word, but it's comprehensible. The US editors unilaterally decided to change the word to "apartment" and did a universal find-and-replace, and in the bound galleys that were sent to reviewers there were people who believed the Earth was apartment and people started to say things apartmently.)

I'll happily change words when they mean different things -- a pavement in the UK is what an American would call the sidewalk, while the pavement in the US is what Brit would regard as the road. If I have a girl bleeding on the pavement in the US edition, the meaning has changed, so I'm happy to move her to the sidewalk.

A phrase like "It's all a bit of a pantomime," would mean something very different in the US to the UK -- and not in a way that would make a reader stop and realise that English Panto is a long way from "mime".

The first time it happened was with Terry Pratchett, when the US editor wanted us to explain things like Firelighters and English Currency in Good Omens, but we had so much fun with all the extra footnotes and things they crept back into the UK edition. So the Gollancz first edition hardback has fewer footnotes and a slightly darker plot than the current paperback versions on either side of the Atlantic. There were other differences -- Terry changed my Cheers joke to a Golden Girls joke, because he didn't watch Cheers but quite liked the Golden Girls, and I changed my demons dance like the English band in the Eurovision Song Contest line to one about demons dancing like a white band on Soul Train because I suspected Eurovision Song Contests gags might not play in Des Moines.

Stardust I worked hard to keep the same -- even down to the spelling of grey. The UK edition of American Gods isn't the same as the US edition -- partly because I got the galley proofs back a week apart and I was fairly punctilious about making sure that the US version contained as few anglicisms as possible, but much less bothered if the occasional stray "car park" instead of "parking lot" crept into the UK text.

As for other countries -- I'll answer questions from the translators, but with the exception of the French, I'm not up enough in any other language to have any idea of whether or not it's a decent translation, so I'll rely on reader feedback. (Mostly it's pretty good. I keep hearing that the Spanish version of American Gods is a fairly problematic book, though.)

A lot of the time the translators are the unsung heroes, as they take enormous pleasure in pointing out to me when I meet them in person and find myself apologising for hinging so much of American Gods on the several meanings of the word "trunk", or starting all the names of the Endless with D.

I can be fairly certain that when I win awards in other countries for the fiction I owe my translators a great deal.

7) Small Gods and American Gods - by brandonY
Neil, You and Terry Pratchett are two of my favorite authors, but aside from Good Omens, I never noticed much of a cross-over between any of your books. However, when American Gods came out, I couldn't help noticing that the portrayal of its gods and goddesses was very similar to Pratchett's portrayal of gods in Small Gods, another classic. Is this more than a coincidence?

Neil:
Well, it's also very similar to my portrayal of gods and goddesses in Sandman, which predates Small Gods. But it's not coincidence, although Small Gods is one of the few Terry Pratchett books I've still not read (because I figured one day I'd write a book about gods, and I tend to avoid things in territory I plan to visit. It's easier that way).

Terry and I have very similar worldviews on a lot of things. When I lived in the UK we'd chat on the phone most days, whether we were writing Good Omens or not, talking about plot and about characters and about fiction. Often the conversations would begin with Terry asking "Which one of these two things is funnier...?" and me going "Well, you know, you could do both. What if you...?" While I was finishing American Gods I went to Sweden where Terry and I were guests at the Gothenberg book fair, and Terry wound up unravelling a knotty plot point in American Gods for me on the train, again by listening to me talk about the alternatives and then saying "But you could do both, you know..." and explaining how.

8) Coraline and the writing process for YA novels. - by A Big Gnu Thrush
What led you to write the young adult novel Coraline? Was the writing process for Coraline fundamentally different than some of your other works? How did you control the prose to achieve a balance between richness of language and accessibility to your younger audience?

Neil:
I have two daughters. I started Coraline for Holly, when she was about 6 years old, in 1991. (She's now 18.) Mostly I wanted to write a story I thought she'd enjoy.

I showed the first few chapters to an editor, Richard Evans, at Gollancz, who liked it but thought that it was unpublishable, as I was writing a book aimed at both children and adults. I was writing the book in my own time. Then, in 1992, I moved to America and ran out of "my own time". I wrote about 6 pages between 1992 and 1998, when I persuaded Jennifer Hershey at Avon Books to give me a contract to finish it. She didn't know what it was, no more than I did, but it wasn't a contract for a lot of money, and we figurted we'd sort out whether it would be published as an adult or a children's book when the book was finished.

I went back to it, but I still didn't have a lot of time, so I started writing it in a notebook, beside my bed, and instead of reading before I went to sleep, I'd write fifty or a hundred words of Coraline instead.

And then I wrote it in snatched moments here and there -- a bit on a railway train, a bit on the Comic Book Legal Defence Fund Cruise, and completed it about a decade after I'd started it.

In terms of style, I knew the style I wanted to write it in from page one, which was the only way it survived such an odd way of being written. It's a narrative voice I think of as Classic English Children's Book, although I'd be hard-pressed to find a specific book which sounds like it, except for Clement Freud's wonderful novel "Grimble", which I seem to keep failing to persuade publishers to bring back into print. I wanted a style that was very clean and straightforward, and in which there was room for things to mean more than they literally meant.

9) Sandman the Movie - by ajs
You commented at MIT (BTW: wonderful reading of a great short-story) that you didn't want to see Sandman the Movie made at this point because of the horrible treatment it had been given (I think the last draft script you had read contained, "Puny humans, your bullets cannot harm me!")

With the change in attitude toward comics in Hollywood, have you considered pressing the issue again? Also, have you considered talking to Hollywood's most successful comic book geek (Jess Whedon) about his getting behind the project? I would be stunned if he wasn't interested, though I'm sure the Firefly movie is sucking down a good chunk of his time....

Neil:
I love reading at MIT.

The good news on Sandman is that it's currently been taken out of the hands of the producers who've led it down the Road to Nowhere for the last 8 years. Currently Paul Levitz at DC Comics and I are trying to figure out what to do with it.

In a perfect world, a director who has the same kind of passion for the material that Peter Jackson had for LOTR, or Sam Raimi had for Spider-Man will come along and sweep everyone up in his wake.

I suspect that Joss Whedon's probably got his plate filled with his own projects.

10 & 10A) Journal - by greenfield
You have a journal online at www.neilgaiman.com. What kind of an impact has your journal had on your interactions with the public? What thoughts do you have regarding online journals (aka weblogs) in general?

Re: Journal - by burrows
William Gibson just stopped blogging [williamgibsonbooks.com], stating that informal blog/journal writing gets in the way of writing fiction.

Is there a conflict for you between maintaining your journal and writing fiction? How do you manage your time / ideas / approach, in order to stay active in both?

Neil:
I've enormously enjoyed the immediacy of having the blog. In some ways it sort of bypasses established promotional and advertising systems. It means that, for example, if I'm giving a talk or doing a signing, many of the people who would have wanted to know this, know it. So while Steve Martin and I were both headlining at New York Is Book Country, and his face was on the ad material, mine was the talk that sold out. And if he had a blog, and blog readers, and so on, like I do, his would have sold out as well. It also means that I have several hundred thousand people cheerfully being some kind of a knowledge pool, for when I need to know things (especially techie things, which are always very mysterious to me) and more questions always being sent in than I could ever answer.

I also like the oddness of the way it exists apart from me - that there are people who wouldn't dream of reading my fiction, but who know that the blog is mostly interesting and funny.

I'm fascinated by what I leave out. Some months ago a cat I'd had for a decade and raised from a kitten was killed, and I didn't put anything up about it on the journal, mostly because I was upset and really didn't want lots of friendly messages of sympathy at that point (it's not that I'll leave out bad things. But that thing felt private, so it stayed off the blog.)

I'm not sure that there's a conflict between journalling and writing fiction. (I'm not sure that there's not.) The big picture problems with doing the journal are more to do with writing in general. I'm a writer: time that I spend writing is time I know I'm working.

And that's not always true -- if I've spent a couple of hours on a journal entry it's probably increased the amount of happiness in the world, but it hasn't got any book written. So there's that. And there's the novel thing as well -- part of the oddness of writing a novel is the way that you start seeing the world through your novel, using the novel almost as a lens, so any observations, thoughts, ponderings, whatever, tend to be put into the novel, which is a good thing.

I'm often hesitant to re-use things I've already put into the journal (although sharp-eyed journal readers noticed some dancing paper dolls in Venice showing up in Sandman: Endless Nights).

It's quite possible that the next time I want to write a novel I'll stop blogging, or, more likely, cut back enormously -- possibly only allow myself to blog if I've I've made my word count, or only post on Sundays, or something equally as mundane. Because the journal's well over quarter of a million words long already. And that's not a book...

230 comments

  1. Damned good interview by kalidasa · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Particularly interesting is his discussion of his collaborative relationship with Pratchett.

    1. Re:Damned good interview by mblase · · Score: 1

      If you can't infer from the interview that he's a writer (and a very successful one at that), you could just Google his name and find out yourself.

    2. Re:Damned good interview by mblase · · Score: 4, Informative

      Oh, puh-leeze. He's not a writer. He "writes" balloons for silly little drawings, and occassionally whores out his name for some ghost writer on a book.

      Two words: Hugo Award.

      Two more: Nebula Award

    3. Re:Damned good interview by Kufat · · Score: 1

      I've got another set of two words that could be directed at that individual to whom you are responding, but I believe I shall restrain myself.

    4. Re:Damned good interview by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish I understood how a first post that actually comments upon the interview, and points out what seemed to me the best part, and doesn't trumpet the fact that it is a first post, is redundant. Overrated, certainly: it should have been left at base and not modded up or down. But redundant?

    5. Re:Damned good interview by geekwench · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Blockquoth the AC (misspellings and all):
      Oh, puh-leeze. He's not a writer. He "writes" balloons for silly little drawings, and occassionally whores out his name for some ghost writer on a book. And to call him a "successful" comic book writer, yeah, I guess. Because nobody else wants to waste their time with such a useless "art" how could you not succeed? Hell, may dog could shit on a piece of paper, I could photocopy it and call it a "graphic novel" and I'd be the top in the field. What a fucking joke. He isn't Shakespeare, hell he isn't even the late Stephen King. He's somewhere in between the guy that does the Bazooka Joe comics and the graffi in the men's room.

      Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do. ~Dale Carnegie

      A critic is one who tells the world how poorly someone does something which the critic does not at all. ~Attributed to H.L. Mencken

      Given that the Sandman series is one of the most literary pieces of fiction -- graphic meduim or not -- that I've ever seen, drawing a comparison to bubble gum inserts smacks of the worst kind of petty ignorance (and no small amount of jealousy.) [sarcasm] But, silly me; surely you have two Hugo Awards cluttering up your mantelpiece. And all of those royalties from sales of your written works to boot. [/sarcasm]
      And, where in the hell did you get the idea that Stephen King was dead, anyway? He just released a new book. He still hasn't entirely recovered from his accident, and probably never will, but he's a long way from pushing up daisies.

      I take back what I said earlier. Ignorance is curable. This reeks of stupidity.

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    6. Re:Damned good interview by carlfish · · Score: 1

      Three acronyms:

      YHBT, YHL, HAND.

      (Unfortunately, posting acronyms doesn't seem to be permitted by Slashdot's bozo filter, so I have to include some filler text here.)

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    7. Re:Damned good interview by Hentai · · Score: 1

      His reference to Steven King's demise was meant as the clue-in that you were being trolled.

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    8. Re:Damned good interview by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only on Slashdot, can the first comment be modded "Redundant."

  2. uh.. by Savatte · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Princess Mononoke was pretty much the first ever attempt to release something like that into movie theatres in the US

    Besides being vague (something like that? Does that mean Anime? Dubs with high-profile actors?), wasn't Akira released into the theaters back in like 1988 or so?

    1. Re:uh.. by mblase · · Score: 2, Informative

      wasn't Akira released into the theaters back in like 1988 or so?

      I think Neil was referring to the first widely distributed anime film in the U.S. "Akira" certainly was released many years earlier, but it was never widely shown.

      Perhaps "Mononoke" wasn't the first, even in that regard; my anime history isn't as good as some.

    2. Re:uh.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Perhaps "Mononoke" wasn't the first, even in that regard; my anime history isn't as good as some.

      Well fuck, Disney has been doing it since, like, the 30s. Maybe without tentacle rape, but they do a good job of raping the classics. And the industry as a whole. But in terms of putting kiddie drawings in motion and duping adults into buying it, I don't really think the japaense are the leaders.

    3. Re:uh.. by Rasta+Prefect · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I think Neil was referring to the first widely distributed anime film in the U.S. "Akira" certainly was released many years earlier, but it was never widely shown.

      From where I'm sitting in Grand Forks, ND, Mononoke wasn't that widely released either. :)

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    4. Re:uh.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny? This is a troll to the nth degree

    5. Re:uh.. by jaymz666 · · Score: 1

      Of course, I did see Mononoke on the billboard for a theatre in Sioux City or was it Sioux Falls, one of those two cities, on my travels through the country. It was a few months after official release though.

    6. Re:uh.. by miller701 · · Score: 1

      It played in Fargo, is a one hour drive too far?

    7. Re:uh.. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Ghost in the Shell had a fairly wide theatrical release which predated that of Mononoke considerably. Akira's release was pretty damned narrow. Recently, the Cowboy Bebop Movie had a really tiny release, but it sold out everywhere - they probably could have had twice as many theaters and still sold all showing out.

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    8. Re:uh.. by TheyMightBeGiants · · Score: 1

      I think he meant an animated film who's focus was moreso the plot than guns, cyborgs, and making things blow up.

      If the film had been publicized as loudly as craptastic movies like T3, it would have been a grand slam.

    9. Re:uh.. by supabeast! · · Score: 1

      The Akira release was pretty limited, mostly late-night showings at art-house/porn theatres in liberal cities. Mononoke made it out into the suburbs.

    10. Re:uh.. by Fancia · · Score: 1

      To my knowledge, Ghost in the Shell never played here where I live; Princess Mononoke and Spirited Away both ran in one of the two large theatre multiplexes.

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    11. Re:uh.. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Mononoke might have had the widest theatrical release of any Anime picture to date, I am not disputing that; only that Ghost had fairly broad distribution, and was released theatrically in the US substantially prior to Mononoke.

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    12. Re:uh.. by Rasta+Prefect · · Score: 1
      It played in Fargo, is a one hour drive too far?

      Probably wouldn't have been, had I not already seen it on a big-ish screen. (Borrowed one of the Universities projectors...)

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  3. Shameless Amazon.com plug by mblase · · Score: 4, Informative

    incidentally, Mike Harrison's novel "LIGHT" was, to my mind, the best SF novel of the last five years. An astonishing piece of work.

    This book was harder to find at Amazon than it should have been, mainly because of their full-text search engine being on by default. You can find "Light" available here (or at least get a look at the cover so you can find it at your local store). The author's name is listed as M. John Harrison, and it's not currently published in the U.S.

    1. Re:Shameless Amazon.com plug by TopShelf · · Score: 1

      It looks like it is available in the US here - not straight from Amazon, but available via their marketplace of used books. There's a few hardcovers and paperbacks left...

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    2. Re:Shameless Amazon.com plug by mblase · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but for $50? It's cheaper to order from amazon.co.uk and import it.

    3. Re:Shameless Amazon.com plug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about the paperback which is more readily available (like 24 hours instead of 4-6 weeks)
      http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/057507026 9

    4. Re:Shameless Amazon.com plug by TopShelf · · Score: 1

      that's the hardcover - I think the paperbacks are much cheaper...

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    5. Re:Shameless Amazon.com plug by Galvatron · · Score: 1

      Yeah, this full text search is a huge pain in the ass. There needs to be a way to deactivate it. Searching for common words (like "yoga") now yields tens of thousands of results, most of which have nothing to do with what you're looking for.

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      "The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than that of whether a submarine can swim" -EWD
    6. Re:Shameless Amazon.com plug by thinkninja · · Score: 1

      Aye, that's the version I will try to order when my check clears. Low availability on that one too ("Only 2 left in stock but more will be available--order now").

      --
      "The number of Unix installations has grown to ten, with more expected." (Unix Programmer's Manual, 2nd ed.; june 1972)
    7. Re:Shameless Amazon.com plug by asklepius · · Score: 1

      Also try abebooks.com. I did a search and found a number of copies, available both in the US and the UK. Some paperbacks, some hardcover and some as cheap as $10.

    8. Re:Shameless Amazon.com plug by BurningRome · · Score: 1

      Howabout trying Canada - Chapters/Indigo?
      They have 3 editions of it in stock but all with very long ship times? Don't know why that is.
      Often UK books are published in concurrently in Canada, then there's a big wait in the US....Iain Banks for one, older Ken MacLeod too.....
      Check it out here
      http://tinyurl.com/thmg

    9. Re:Shameless Amazon.com plug by frankie · · Score: 2, Informative
      This book was harder to find at Amazon than it should have been

      Or you could use a good meta-search instead to find the book faster &/or cheaper but more importantly with the ability to spurn evil patents.

    10. Re:Shameless Amazon.com plug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I order from Canada I usually get my stuff in Los Angeles in less than a week when in stock.

      I order mainly from Montreal, it's the best/fastes way to get Region 1 French DVD not available / never published in the US (Like the Taxi trilogy)

  4. Can you imagine? by vslashg · · Score: 5, Funny
    I suspect I learned more from writing American Gods, or from getting through solo screenplays, than I did from Good Omens or, say, the Beowulf I wrote with Roger Avary...
    Wow. Can you imagine a cluster of this guy?
    1. Re:Can you imagine? by Roblimo · · Score: 3, Funny

      The problem here is that Neal Gaiman reads Slashdot enough that he might have set you up for that line on purpose... :)

      - Robin

    2. Re:Can you imagine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Woo, I didn't see that one coming. Mark this as -1, troll. That's what it is; I thought the beowulf comment was funny, anyway.

    3. Re:Can you imagine? by PhoenxHwk · · Score: 1

      Yeah,
      Apparently Endless Nights has a Slashdot reference in it! (Urg, too much reading to do with Endless Nights and Quicksilver!!!)

    4. Re:Can you imagine? by Oopsz · · Score: 3, Funny

      In "Destruction", the hot-academic-chick-techie threatens some governmental MiB types with a robot script that will automatically submit classified information to slashdot if she isn't allowed to leave the archeological dig site they're studying (and presumably kill -9 it). I almost fell out of my chair when I read it...

    5. Re:Can you imagine? by _xeno_ · · Score: 1
      governmental MiB types

      Anyone else originally read that as "mibibytes" types as opposed to "megabyte" types?

      I need more sleep.

      --
      You are in a maze of twisty little relative jumps, all alike.
    6. Re:Can you imagine? by mjvh · · Score: 1

      How 'bout Men in Black types?

  5. gibson has stopped blogging... by mydigitalself · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    maybe his excuse was a load of bollocks and the real reason he stopped blogging was so that his web site didn't fill up with a bunch of "pattern recognition sucks" postings.

    seriously, a little OT, but did anyone think that book was any good at all? i thought his writing style had matured quite a lot, but the content and the plot left a lot to be desired.

    1. Re:gibson has stopped blogging... by fallen1 · · Score: 1

      Gibson needs to get back to the Sprawl and the dirty, cyberpunk, maybe-world of the near future that he handled quite well in the Sprawl series. His grasp and ability to write in that bullet narrative that imparted enough science or pseudo-science fact to his fiction made it believable, intriguing, and interesting. IMHO, he should have never left those beginnings. Even though I've enjoyed his other works since then, none have come close to capturing the thrill of "what happen's next?" or "holy shit, too cool" as Neuromancer, Count Zero, and Mona Lisa Overdrive did.

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      Dream as if you'll live forever.
      Live as if you'll die tomorrow.
      ~Anonymous~

  6. Disappointed? by dark-br · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's like a certain somebody says, many people in this country suffer from "visual illiteracy" and can't open their eyes that little bit more.

    "Princess Mononoke - Japanese hogwash"

    A little harsh perhaps.

    1. Re:Disappointed? by Txiasaeia · · Score: 1

      I thought the subbed version was great. It's when you decide to cast Billy Bob Thornton as a Buddhist monk that you begin to run into problems... (of course, Gaiman had nothing to do with this....)

      --
      Condemnant quod non intellegunt.
    2. Re:Disappointed? by drskrud · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Now, what if the movie were re-released after, say the popularity of Spirited Away? Could people maybe be a little more open by now?

    3. Re:Disappointed? by dark-br · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I thought Billy Crudup, Claire Danes and Minnie Driver were great in their parts (especially the latter). Billy Bob Thornton was, well, alright at most, though I found Gillian Andersen's voice as Moro a bit disorientating as I could've sworn they used a male voice actor in the Jap version...

      I think the most important thing was that the English script was good - Neil Gaiman did a fine job there.

    4. Re:Disappointed? by gosand · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I thought the subbed version was great. It's when you decide to cast Billy Bob Thornton as a Buddhist monk that you begin to run into problems... (of course, Gaiman had nothing to do with this....)

      I always prefer the original language with subtitles. Have you seen the dubbed version of Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon ? I thought it was pretty bad, even though I love the movie itself. The dubbing always seems to take something away. Unless it is an old Kung Fu movie, then you *have* to have it. It wouldn't be as hilarious without it.

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      My beliefs do not require that you agree with them.

    5. Re:Disappointed? by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      I always prefer the original language with subtitles. ... The dubbing always seems to take something away.

      I prefer subtitles when the dub is so bad that it loses something. Or, to be precise, I prefer dubs when they're good enough that they lose less that is lost by being forced to read the script instead of watching the show and hearing it.

    6. Re:Disappointed? by truenoir · · Score: 1

      Dubs are certainly preferable for me when the show depends on timing and delivery to really work...for instance in comedy.

    7. Re:Disappointed? by thunderpeel · · Score: 1

      Mononoke, perhaps was japanese hogwash .. but it was GOOD japanese hogwash .. - no - yes - no - yes -

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      I really do know KungFu .. ..
    8. Re:Disappointed? by autechre · · Score: 1

      I agree on the "bad dubbing to make wonderfully bad movies wonderfully worse" bit. Try renting the dub of the Fist of the North Star movie (anime) sometime. It's sooo bad, and the dub just piles on the badness. Generally found in the sort of video store that stocks about 10 anime titles on VHS.

      A lot of games that came out for the Dreamcast were probably cool because they didn't have the budget to "Americanize" them, and so all the wacky Japanisms (I've seen their non-anime TV, and it's insane) were left to shine. Much better than listening to Tidus whine endlessly.

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    9. Re:Disappointed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My problem is when I _see_ a movie with subtitles, I _remember_ it as being badly dubbed. So, while I liked Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, in my head it was badly dubbed like an old kung fu movie before the dubbed version ever came out.

      Strange, I know.

    10. Re:Disappointed? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      The Japanese watch American movies in English, with Japanese subtitles. They know, as Anime fans know (as opposed to the legions who watch it occasionally) that the dubbing sucks, that it almost never imparts the proper emotion... There are rare examples of good dubbing, such as some of the voiceovers in Mononoke, and some of them in the new "special" DVD release of Akira - the original overdub was complete and utter crap.

      Of course, most Japanese moviegoers speak at least a little English. Most Americans, if they have any exposure to Japanese, get it solely from Anime, and not from school, because let's face it, most Japanese businessmen either speak English or have someone to speak it for them (or both) and so the actual necessity of it is limited. Spanish is much more useful, so it's a much more likely field of study for the American student, who will then go on to forget it through lack of use. (Except in San Diego, where you need it to order a cheeseburger.)

      --
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    11. Re:Disappointed? by mbourgon · · Score: 1

      I remember a survey of people who say CTHD in the theater. Something like 2/3rds remember it being dubbed, though they had seen it subtitled. Interesting. Personally, I didn't get much out of Chow Yun Fat's delivery - he spoke like a ventriloquist, teeth clenched together the whole time.

      --
      "Sometimes a woman is a kind of religion, she can save your soul & set you free from all your sins" - Bad Examples
    12. Re:Disappointed? by Monkey+Angst · · Score: 1

      Dubs should be used only for:
      1) Godzilla movies
      2) Old-school kung-fu movies
      3) Some John Woo films, where the guy they got to do Chow Yun-Fat's voice sounded just like Cary Grant. :)

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    13. Re:Disappointed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No not harsh. It sucked...

    14. Re:Disappointed? by Myrthe · · Score: 1

      I always go subs too. Except... Have you seen the dubbed Spirited Away? There's so many little asides/off-screen comments that the subtitles completely ignore. Half the charm of the bathhouse "extras" was missing without it, IMHO. cheers, Shane

  7. About Princess Mononoke by drskrud · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think the problem with this movie's acceptance in North American markets has to do a lot with its marketing as a kid's movie. This probably has to do with North America's general perception on animation as being a medium solely for childish cartoons and superhero comics. When I first saw the previews for Princess Mononoke, I was certain it was of the "childish" variety. (And the fact that movies theatres were packed with small children, who were inevitably crying once the first bloody scenes came by certainly belays the successful marketing of a kid's movie).

    On the other hand, if marketing for the animated movie hadn't targeted children, arguably the only people who would've seen it would have been the niche market of Anime fans, which is still not a very massive audience today although it is growing ever larger. This makes me wonder though, how do you market an animated movie that is neither a children's story nor a superhero tale to an audience that may not be ready to reinterpret their views on animation as a medium? Or better yet, how can you force a change in perception on animation as a medium? Surely movies like Akira and Ghost in the Shell must have aided in opening the awareness of some people, but what would have happened if Ghost In The Shell was marketed as a children's movie?

    1. Re:About Princess Mononoke by MurrayTodd · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'd have to ask if the problem of widespread adoption of Japanese movies by an American audience doesn't have more to do with the limited American interest/understanding of Japanese culture. I think the recent "Lost in Translation" is a great example. Almost any American is going to feel like Japan is another PLANET, and a strange distant foreign (in every sense of the word) one.

      Whereas the flip doesn't apply. The Japanese are hungry and almost obsessed over American culture, so they can assimilate it much easier.

      These high-quality Japanese Animated movies are great, but there are times where some "joke" or cute part just doesn't "translate" and I'm reminded of what I'm watching.

      On the other hand, it's fascinating how much of this stuff is being consumed in daily American television. (Ie. Pokeman.) Maybe I'm just part of a generation that didn't quite attain full saturation. I just watched the occasional "Voltron" episode.

      --
      Murray Todd Williams
    2. Re:About Princess Mononoke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think acceptance of anime will become more and more apparent over the next couple of years. Many people who liked anime as kids are growing up, and they will probably pass that love of japanese animation onto their offspring.

      >>"Surely movies like Akira and Ghost in the Shell must have aided in opening the awareness of some people, but what would have happened if Ghost In The Shell was marketed as a children's movie?"

      Anime in America would be much more of a niche market than it is today. Remember the scene where the nude Major tears herself apart trying to get into the tank? The violence in GitS and Akira would outright shock parents.

    3. Re:About Princess Mononoke by Telastyn · · Score: 1

      You don't... You market the movie as an adult movie. Show trailers before R and pg-13 films. Show random splatterings of blood. Play dramatic music.

      People that know about 'adult' cartoons [given the cartoon network's adult swim time slots, and people who are into anime already] are more than enough to be a respectable market.

      There's not really any other adult cartoons out there, so you'll not be competing against anyone. Just keep selling to the current market, and others will come looking.

      You don't force changes in perception... you make people want to change.

    4. Re:About Princess Mononoke by ll1234 · · Score: 1

      The previews don't remind me of a children's film.

    5. Re:About Princess Mononoke by GospelHead821 · · Score: 1

      I think you're quite right about the reception that adult-oriented animation receives. I've tried introducing my mother to Anime several times and she invariably refuses to give it a fair opportunity. If it's a dub, she insists that nobody talks like that and leaves. If it's a sub, she mocks the Japanese language. Often, before I can even get her to sit down in front of the television, she tells it that she's not going to watch any of my dumb cartoons. Some people just aren't ready for exposure to another culture's take on something - in this case, animation.

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      Virtue finds and chooses the mean.
      Aristotle, Ethica Nichomachea
    6. Re:About Princess Mononoke by GoofyBoy · · Score: 1

      But do you really care?

      On one hand its really nice to have your favorite thingy to be popular and easy to obtain.

      On the other hand, I rather have my favorite thingy be of good quality.

      If you cater to the masses you risk "watering"
      it down. Look at popular music for an example of this.

      --
      The surprise isn't how often we make bad choices; the surprise is how seldom they defeat us.
    7. Re:About Princess Mononoke by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      Almost any American is going to feel like Japan is another PLANET, and a strange distant foreign (in every sense of the word) one.

      Actually, I spent a week there over the New Year holiday and it didn't feel strange to me. Though this may be partly because I've been a student of Japanese martial arts and (informally) Zen for many years while and had read a lot about it before I went; and partly because I don't fit in anywhere anyway, so the streets of Kobe didn't feel much more alien to me than the streets of Baltimore.

      I loved it and didn't want to leave. I actually felt more alientated when I returned to the U.S. and saw armed Customs agents all over the airport and realized I was being perceived as a potential threat.

      I got the occasional "baka gaijin" look, and had a strange experience where the Japanese Customs fellow thought I might be a cannabis smuggler, but all in all I felt quite comfortable there.

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      You cannot wash away blood with blood
    8. Re:About Princess Mononoke by drskrud · · Score: 1

      That's a really good point. It's really nice to feel all special when you're a part of some small, underground, cultish phenomenon... It does kind of ruin it when it goes "mainstream" and suddenly you end up with people who are "fans" only because some billboard told them "you like this". It happens all the time and sometimes it feels like the art is being "cheapened"...

      But in Japan, (correct me if I'm wrong, lots of my info comes from documentaris) it seems that anime and manga are indeed a mainstream and popular cultural element. Everyone reads manga in Japan from ages 6 to 60 (according to the "manga" feature on the Animatrix DVD). And most manga and anime cater to the Japanese market anyway. The American anime/manga "cult" is a fortunate side-effect. But the mainstream adoption and integration of manga/anime in Japanese culture certainly doesn't cheapen the art. It seems to actually inspire more of it to be made.

      Would it be so inconceivable to think that widespread adoption in North America could lead to an artistic boom? Or would studios suck it up as a clever marketing gimmick and subsequently release "anime style" shows with little substance but lots of big explosions, just like action movies? I can't fathom that talented Japanese artists would suddenly start targeting only the American markets and just create whatever the studios want them to, or whatever's popular. I imagine they would retain their artistic integrity.

    9. Re:About Princess Mononoke by acidrain69 · · Score: 1

      I don't think you have to force anything. The younger generation today is increasingly inclined to see cartoons as story-telling mediums than an older geration of parents and grandparents. It's a shame it isn't recognized fully by the studios/marketting droids. Even my non-geek friends can find enjoyment in a good Miyazaki film, even if they aren't otaku fanboys/girls.

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    10. Re:About Princess Mononoke by smaug195 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes, but what you have to remember is Animation is no longer a kids only medium. Look at the success of The Simpsons? Family Guy? Futurama?

    11. Re:About Princess Mononoke by descil · · Score: 1

      Finally, my poor ego has been assuaged after sitting in a crowded theatre of six-year-old girls, wondering if this was perhaps the lobby of hell...

    12. Re:About Princess Mononoke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You learned that Japan is not another planet... please tell the people writing books about it.

    13. Re:About Princess Mononoke by cryptess · · Score: 1
      "You don't force changes in perception... you make people want to change."
      If at all possible, yes, but that's a whole other psychology-based rant, all-together.

      One of my usual rants is that no matter how bold, bright, or flashy you might make warning text, some people have the type of capacity to ignore/miss that information, and undoubtedly, many of those people will get angry once they DO realise what they've stumbled onto.

      Some seem to do it on purpose, in order to expose things that they -- personally -- find objectionable, but don't have the rationale to support with an effective argument.

      "Would somebody PLEASE think of the CHILDREN!?"

      For example, a man named Jesus Castillo was arrested and charged with two counts of obscenity for selling adult comics to adults. ... To quote the prosecutor's main statement, "I don't care what type of evidence or...testimony is out there...; Comic books...are for kids." (The full story + quote is here: http://www.cbldf.org/pr/archives/000146.shtml )

      Also, an anonymous man in West Virginia was arrested and eventually pardoned for selling copies of Elfquest, a comic about nature elves which depicts idealised forms of all human interaction, including sexuality, and in this case, childbirth, to minors. ( http://www.cbldf.org/pr/991218-elfquest.shtml )

      When things are marketted as "adult," people also tend to imagine tentacle rape or very strong violence, which might not necessarily be the case. "Friends" is marketted towards the younger spectrum of the adult audience, but isn't considered smutty or obscene (most of the time); however, when hearing the actual TERM "adult" as a maturity rating, people assume the worst, and even those adults who might enjoy certain animated features more than kid's films won't risk it.

      There are a lot of barriers to the release, distribution, and common interest in expanding the use of previously child-based forms of media in the US, especially since we have so many different perspectives on the matter. In Seattle, it's not so much of a problem. In West Virginia, apparently, it is.

    14. Re:About Princess Mononoke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you just say "look at the success of [Family Guy and Futurama]"? Yikes!

      While both are spectacularly good, they're both dead now.

    15. Re:About Princess Mononoke by gwalla · · Score: 1
      If it's a sub, she mocks the Japanese language.

      Wow...that sounds pretty racist.

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      Oper on the Nightstar
    16. Re:About Princess Mononoke by BrodeCo · · Score: 1

      Your mom is pretty unlikely to ever "get into" anime. Or many other modern forms of not-exclusively-American entertainment. You're probably best off just watching it with friends and studying hard to make sure you can leave her house when the time comes. Not to dis your mom, but uh... she seems pretty narrow minded. There are plenty of adults who appreciate things from other cultures, including animation. Not just Comic Book Guy adults, either.

  8. AH HAHAHAHAHA by redJag · · Score: 0

    5) That forgotten god from American Gods - by Torinaga-Sama
    Okay, this has been driving my wife and I CRAZY. The god in Ameican Gods that you can't remember after you talk to him. Was that modeled after an existing god or did you make that up yourself?
    I believe you even stumped the internet on that one.

    Neil:
    You'll have to remind me which character you're talking about.
    Odd, I thought I remembered everyone in there. Ah well. Memory's a funny thing...


    That is some funny shit. hahahahahaha

  9. Insightful Comment about Blogs by EXTomar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Gaiman makes a great point of Blogs! Instead of going through their agent/publisist releasing a statement "Mr. Gaiman enjoyed working with Terry Prachett" Gaiman can now just fire up his blog and write it there instead. Its more personal since it comes directly from him and it is exactly what he wants to say instead of having his agent/publisist insisting on changing the content.

    1. Re:Insightful Comment about Blogs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      blogs didn't work so well for greg easterbrook :(

  10. Regarding #9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Have you considered asking M. Night Shyamalan, who wrote and directed "Unbreakable"

    1. Re:Regarding #9 by MurrayTodd · · Score: 1

      Another good one would be Darren Aronofsky of "Pi" and "Requiem for a Dream". I think he was initially slated to do a Batman prequel but it may have fallen through.

      Let's hear it for creative "new blood" in Hollywood!

      --
      Murray Todd Williams
    2. Re:Regarding #9 by dumberer · · Score: 1

      Shyamalan would be great. Unbreakable was like Pearl Jam's second album, leagues better than the first (no flames), but few recognized it. Messed up expectations I suppose.

      Aronofsky would be good too, but so would Gilliam (who I heard is doing Brother Grimm with Matt Damon?)

    3. Re:Regarding #9 by Moofie · · Score: 1

      I agree...Unbreakable was superb.

      However, Signs was 3/4 of a good movie with a really stupid ending.

      "Aliens cross galaxy to kidnap humans, only to be thwarted by THE MOST COMMON COMPOUND ON THE PLANET'S SURFACE and a fucking pantry door."

      I was disappointed.

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      Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
    4. Re:Regarding #9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Aliens cross galaxy to kidnap humans, only to be thwarted by THE MOST COMMON COMPOUND ON THE PLANET'S SURFACE and a fucking pantry door."

      Yeah, that was pretty horrible. They picked up on that in Scary Movie 3 too (hey, it was a free preview), something to the effect of "They've mastered space travel, but can't figure out how to get a door open?!"

    5. Re:Regarding #9 by gsx1400 · · Score: 1

      Two words chaps: Tim Burton. I'd love to see it either animated or pure CGI, too.

  11. Re:News for Nerds? (Nerds == Children?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and moved into the highly rewarding and adult field of trolling on Slashdot. Yeah, good on ya, ringmeat.

  12. Holey Smokes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well it sure compares favourably in response length to, oh, let's say, Shatner's quips.

  13. Thank you Neil Gaiman by PostConsumerRecycled · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Wow, I'm ver impressed, he really seemed to care about the questions, and took the time to give good responses.

    Gaiman has been at the top of my favorite authors list for a while now. This makes me respect the person as well as the works. I always like to find out something about who the author behind good books is.

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    There is no dark side of the moon really, matter of fact it's all dark
  14. The Knight by Gene Wolfe by crow · · Score: 2, Interesting

    He recommends The Knight by Gene Wolfe. Unfortunately, it hasn't been published yet. I suppose he receives a lot of free books from publishers hoping to get quotes from him for the dust jackets.

    1. Re:The Knight by Gene Wolfe by CRCulver · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The Knight was read in galley form by Wolfe critics and authors close to him over a year ago. I received an e-mail from Patrick O'Learly talking about how astonishly good it was. I couldn't help but feel a little jealous.

    2. Re:The Knight by Gene Wolfe by Bj�rn · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yeah, and boy am I envious. :) For those who can't wait an excerpt has been published in Conjunctions 39. What is believe is the first chapter is available online here.

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      Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think. --Niels Bohr
  15. Creators' Rights Question Didn't Make the Cut, eh? by RobotRunAmok · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It was first and +5 in the original solicitation for interview questions. Was this Gaiman's decision? Can't say as I blame him for opting to pass on that one... "Hmmm, let's see, do I alienate my Slashdot audience, or my friends, family, and everyone else in my industry...? Decisions, decisions..."

    (1) "I get *paid* to write for a *living*, Sunshine! Copy my stuff illegally and my lawyer, Knuckles of The Endless, will be paying you a visit, and *not* in your dreams!"

    or

    (2) "Yeah, I'm kind of all high-tech and new-agey that way, I think one or two people should buy my books, OCR them, then dump them on the 'Net to disseminate freely. I've had my NYT bestseller, so I'm all done with that making-money thing now. I think it would be really cool if a bunch of you would download American Gods and write your own fan-fic sequel. I'll even help you get it published and talk about you in my blog."

    Talk about your basic No-Win scenario:

  16. Three cheers for the /. editors! by swordgeek · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What? No sarcasm? No abuse?

    I just want to say that this was definitely one of the best interviews on /. I've read. Partly this is because Neil was so forthcoming and willing to answer in depth, but also because the /. editors really did pick out ten of the best questions.

    Good work guys. You get dumped on a lot, and probably deserve more praise than you receive.

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    "People who do stupid things with hazardous materials often die." -- Jim Davidson on alt.folklore.urban
  17. Re:Creators' Rights Question Didn't Make the Cut, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think one or two people should buy my books, OCR them, then dump them on the 'Net to disseminate freely.

    Yeah, because we all know that happens when writers embrace technology.

  18. Re:Creators' Rights Question Didn't Make the Cut, by Roblimo · · Score: 4, Informative

    We didn't send Neal that question because he's written a fair amount about P2P and filesharing on his own site, and we try to stick to questions the interview guest hasn't already answered elsewhere.

    - Robin

  19. Er... by autechre · · Score: 1

    "Jap" is considered a racial slur by many Japanese, and very offensive. It's probably best to avoid using it.

    And yes, they did use a (fairly wheezy) male voice actor in the Japanese version, which was odd since the character made more sense (to me, anyway) as female. I agree that the dub in general was quite good (as far as those things go), and that Billy Bob Thornton was just OK. I definitely prefer subtitles to dubs, but I think a lot of Americans refuse to deal with subtitles. At least, I like to pretend that's the reason why Delicatessen hasn't come out on DVD, and not that people have no taste for cool, dark humor.

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    1. Re:Er... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh, I thought jap was a derogatory term for jewish-american girls (Jewish American Princess). All this time, I thought I was being offensive, I was just being confusing.

    2. Re:Er... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jap, err Jewish American Princess?

      I think Nip would be a lot more offensive.

    3. Re:Er... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >
      At least, I like to pretend that's the reason why Delicatessen hasn't come out on DVD, and not that people have no taste for cool, dark humor.
      >

      Suppose there are some parallels with Jeunet and Ghibli film releases. IIRC "Delicatessen" was strictly arthouse. "City of Lost Children" was about the same, but a tiny bit more publicity. Most recently "Amelie" was a comparative smash hit.
      Kinda like how "Spirited Away" seems to have given Disney the courage (well, maybe that and prodding by John Lasseter) to release other Ghibli films after getting a little singed by "Mononoke", maybe someone will pick up the slack here.
      (interesting that the R1 DVD of "Amelie" is presented only in original French - "City of lost Children" has the usual sub/dub option)

  20. Re:Creators' Rights Question Didn't Make the Cut, by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

    "Knuckles of The Endless" made me snarf coffee out my nose. Thank you.

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  21. Re:Hey Neil!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Hi there,

    Alex and Geddy killed each other last night, actually; good ridance I say to both of the fuckers, I was tired of feeding them for three years while they "took time off from working". As for the DVD, I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.

  22. Re:Cowardice by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Gaiman has written plenty about "the very nature of life itself," so I have a hard time believing he's terrified of the Big Subjects. It's more a matter of the fact that while spme people may pressure pregnant girls to have abortions, that pressure generally does not take the form of the vicious attacks so beloved of the anti-abortion crowd. This isn't PC, it's reality. NARAL does not shoot people in the back. "Pro-lifers" do. If you're able to put aside your biases for a moment, I think you'll see why Gaiman would have been hesitant to give people like that any more, er, ammunition.

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  23. Re:Cowardice by corbettw · · Score: 1, Interesting

    That was damn Insightful. Kinda reminds me of the professors in college who exort you to question authority, then get snippy when you tell them they're full of shit.

    Wish I had some Mod points for you, but there you go.

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  24. Re:Cowardice by filth+grinder · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't think Political Correctness won out at all. From his description, the story was going to be a heartbreaking and bittersweet story of a couple who desperately wanted to have a child, but couldn't.

    Now imagine being a teenage girl, who screwed up and is now pregnant. Now the circumstances in the situation result in the best option be to not have the child. That is a tough choice to made, and is damn hard thing to do. The woman has to look at her life and make the best choice.

    Now, someone who isn't in her shoes, and will not suffer the consquences of the situation comes along and throws this story in her face. The story will only make her choice tougher and harder. It will only mess up a tough, situation and make it even worse.

    Neil didn't want to be involved in that. He saw his story and decided that he didn't want to be responsible for something like that. I applaud him for having the courage to take responsibility for his work. So often we see people yelling that artists and writers should take responsibility for their work and how their work will effect the audience. Here someone does just that and you have someone immediately call the PC-police on the issue.

    Neil knew his work would be used in a way he would not want. So instead of comprosing the work to make it PC for everyone, he decided not to tell that story.

  25. Cowardice? by Tyler+Durden · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think you let your rage over a certain topic prevent you from understanding Gaiman's reasoning for not writing said story. He doesn't want his story to be used by zealots to hurt or intimidate women already in a difficult situation. From what I read, he would probably be happy to see a woman thinking of getting an abortion read the story and change her mind if everything worked out for the better.

    The stuff about the PC police being after him and changing his mind exists between your ears and nowhere else. It seems that Mr. Gaiman thought of some consequences of the story he personally didn't like and decided aggainst it. I'm sorry his choice wasn't one you agree with. Perhaps you could write your own comic the way you wanted it to be told instead of calling people names?

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    1. Re:Cowardice? by jamesmrankinjr · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Perhaps you could write your own comic the way you wanted it to be told instead of calling people names?

      I apologize for descending to ad hominem comments. Mr. Gaiman of course has the right to decide what stories to write. I concede I need to stick to criticizing the content of his ideas.

      Nonetheless, the reasons he gives are still a form of political correctness. He's afraid of people being exposed to certain ideas, even when they're HIS ideas.

      Look, the people you are afraid of, if they're bad as you think they are, are going to put pressure on young girls whether Neil writes his story or not. So do you want them handing that girl a Neil Gaiman story, or a Jack Chick tract?

      This, in general, is typical of the abortion-as-dogma crowd. THINKING about abortion, and what it really means, is just too dangerous. It's too dangerous to think about what a developing, unborn child is really like, because it might mean someone, somewhere, carries a child full term.

      An example of this kind of thinking is the contortion "what critics call partial birth abortion". What do advocates call it?

      Mr. Gaiman's thought processes dovetail with this movement. He decided his ideas were just too dangerous to allow other people come to their own conclusions about. If that's not politically correct, what is?

      Peace be with you,
      -jimbo

    2. Re:Cowardice? by Tyler+Durden · · Score: 1
      Nonetheless, the reasons he gives are still a form of political correctness. He's afraid of people being exposed to certain ideas, even when they're HIS ideas.

      I may be splitting hairs, but it's more a case of being afraid of how his expressed ideas may be twisted from what he intended by others than just exposing them to people. I tend to see Politically Correctness to be more a case of "I hope I don't offend people with what I wrote" than "I hope what I wrote isn't used by a movement I'm against."

      You may have a point, though, when you say
      Look, the people you are afraid of, if they're bad as you think they are, are going to put pressure on young girls whether Neil writes his story or not. So do you want them handing that girl a Neil Gaiman story, or a Jack Chick tract?

      I don't know if I'm necessarily afraid of these people, though. More like sickened by their methods than afraid. Jack Chick can be hilarious to read if you're in the right mood. But it gets scary when you realize that he's serious.

      I don't know why you keep getting modded as flamebait.

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    3. Re:Cowardice? by jamesmrankinjr · · Score: 1

      I don't know why you keep getting modded as flamebait.

      Well, thanks. I'm trying to stick to debatable points, and away from ad hominem attacks. Oh, well. I guess this whole topic is flamebait for some moderators, regardless of how it's presented.

      Peace be with you,
      -jimbo

    4. Re:Cowardice? by jamesmrankinjr · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Jack Chick can be hilarious to read if you're in the right mood.

      Which is a healthier approach than trying to stop him from being published.

      Maybe what I'm really arguing against is the way Mr. Gaiman seems to not quite trust readers to understand his work. If you write a powerful, nuanced work, I think you need to have faith in your readers to see the nuances and not be persuaded by a third party that tries to over simplify what you said. I think trusting your readers in that way is more courageouse than fearing that someone might be able to twist what you say. There will always be people trying to do that, no matter what you do.

      Peace be with you,
      -jimbo

    5. Re:Cowardice? by shrubya · · Score: 1
      what critics call partial birth abortion". What do advocates call it?

      Intact Dilation and Extraction. It's a medical term (duh). For someone who's very passionate about abortion you sound badly uninformed.

    6. Re:Cowardice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't that 3/4 of the American public though? ;)

    7. Re:Cowardice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >You may have a point, though, when you say
      >Look, the people you are afraid of, if they're bad >as you think they are, are going to put pressure on >young girls whether Neil writes his story or not. >So do you want them handing that girl a Neil Gaiman >story, or a Jack Chick tract?

      I think Mr. Gaiman doesn't want his name attached to whatever propaganda is being shoved in that young girl's face. He doesn't want to be their weapon. He doesn't want that girl associating his name with their cause.

      I'd prefer it were a Jack Chick tract, sure. Those are laughable. I'd be surprised if anyone were convinced/converted by them. Yes, by all means, let the propagandists limit themselves to ineffective propaganda.

  26. Oh man what next?!? by Strange+Ranger · · Score: 5, Funny

    > Terry... didn't watch Cheers but quite liked the Golden Girls.

    Next we find out Neil Stephenson has every Mr. Belvedere on tape, William Gibson loves ALF, and Iain Banks never missed an episode of Hee Haw.

    My world is falling apart!

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    1. Re:Oh man what next?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Well, when you think about Wyrd Sisters, it all makes a lot of sense.

    2. Re:Oh man what next?!? by gregux · · Score: 2, Funny

      Even scarier is the fact that Isaac Asimov once said, though I forget where, that he liked watching Laverne and Shirley and liked the character Batmite from the '70s Batman cartoons. No, I am not making this up.

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  27. Re:Cowardice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I felt the same way when I read this comment from Neil. Although I am an ardent admirer-from-afar of Neil's (couldn't tell you much about what he has written lately) I have to say, this information took him down a few rungs in my eyes.

    Having a position of respect and authority compels you to not only try to increase the net happiness in the world (an apparent preoccupation of Neil's) but to also say the hard but true things. I really can't believe he has children but didn't write that story. If I was him, nothing could have *prevented* me from writing it.

  28. Re:Cowardice by anothy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You've managed to completely replace what Mr. Gaiman actually said with a behavior you'd like to demonize and set him up as a straw man. The issue was never that he was afraid to write about "something as important as the very nature of life itself." He's done that several times - and often in ways that do tick off your "PC establishment". The point here is that the story he considered writing could well have hurt someone. A story about a serial killer's convention isn't likely too.
    The hypothetical girl you described is every bit as important as the girl Mr. Gaiman describes. The point here isn't that he's interested in not giving tools to one side or the other, but rather that it's already a very difficult decision, and there's already loads of pressure put on by lots of people on both sides, and he'd rather not add to that for anyone.
    While I'd personally be very interested in seeing the story, given the inability to do any reasonable controlled distribution, I think this was a wonderful show of compassion on Mr. Gaiman's part.

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  29. Re:Cowardice by Ivanova · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Give me a break. More like he realized that had he written the story, it would've been snatched up by the pro-life propaganda machine, used to fuel their fires, and waved in the face of some already-confused kid. I'd bet money that was not Neil's intention in writing it. Personally, as a writer, I would be horrified if someone were using my work like that, so I not only understand his point of view, I completely support it.

    A little perspective, please. It's not about PC-ness or cowardice at all. It's about doing the right thing for the story. And having it paraded around by people who misinterpret the true meaning would, in my opinion, cheapen it. Far too many people would get the same wrong idea about it at that point.

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  30. Perhaps... by Ieshan · · Score: 1

    Perhaps it's because no one's bothered to install a Movie Theatre in the middle of nowhere?

  31. Re:Cowardice by malex23 · · Score: 2, Funny

    What you call "Politically Correct Thought Police Establishmentarianism" the rest of the world calls tact.

  32. Going on an off-topic tangent of Studio Ghibli by Bostik · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Where I live in (Finland) there is much of the same prejudice against animations. The TV-stations have this common misconception that animated equals children.

    What they have not understood is that animation can be a means to tell stories in the same way movies do. Oh well, we could possibly categorise Sandman as childrens' reading because it is a comic.

    But back to animation. Each christmas, our TV channels air program for children from early morning. Usually there are quite a lot of animated shorts included. Hence, I am secretly waiting for the day when some channel honchos find they have yet another animated movie in stock and air Grave of the Fireflies on christmas morning.

    The sociopath in me grins when I think of all the families that would find their cheery christmas ruined because of crying children; and the following calls that would swamp the station's lines. I honestly do not believe anything less would wake the TV honchos up to the cold reality that animation does not imply childrens' program.

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    1. Re:Going on an off-topic tangent of Studio Ghibli by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the other hand, are you implying that Grave of the Fireflies is not a good movie for children? I'll agree that it isn't good for Christmas morning, but I think it would be a good movie to show to your kids in the right setting.

      One of the things that's so great about Ghibli is that they do children's stories without talking down to the children. There's depth, emotion, and lots of reality, without doing anything that a well-adjusted child can't handle. That makes it nice to watch as an adult, because the story is deep and interesting, but it doesn't get lost in sex, violence, and other things adult movies can't live without.

      So watch Princess Mononoke with your kids, and talk to them about how wars get started. Watch Grave of the Fireflies with them, and talk about what wars really do to people. You'll both be better off.

    2. Re:Going on an off-topic tangent of Studio Ghibli by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      That is just cruel. Cruel, cruel, cruel. But cripplingly funny.

      I would say that it's absurd - that someone would watch the animation they'd bought before airing it. But then, a couple of months ago ITV managed to show Invader Zim in the slot where only small kiddies are watching. So it's just possible that this nightmare scenario might actually arise ;-)

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  33. Roger Avary by CleverNickName · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Roger also wrote the first Sandman script, and it was fucking PERFECT before the studio utterly destroyed it. It's my Dream (heh) role, even more than Watchmen, so add me to the list of people who are happy to read that it may be crawling back to life.

    I'd also like to add that I think this is the best Ask Slashdot I've ever read. You know someone is a great writer when their freakin' interview answers are compelling and entertaining.

    1. Re:Roger Avary by krmt · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Just out of curiosity, which character in Watchmen would you be? And if you couldn't play Morpheus, who would you play in the Sandman mythos?

      I'm no actor, but I'd probably go with Nightowl (the young one) from Watchmen and voicing Matthew the Raven from Sandman. The first has this great sense of being lost in the world, and I adore Matthew, especially for the way he handles things in The Wake.

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    2. Re:Roger Avary by Monkey+Angst · · Score: 3, Funny

      Nope, doesn't work. Maybe Desire.

      <shudders>

      Er... maybe not...

      As for Watchmen, I think it's clear that Wil is Rorschach..

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    3. Re:Roger Avary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As opposed to anonymous cowards trolling on Slashdot for kicks. Talk about lame. Get a life.

  34. Re:Creators' Rights Question Didn't Make the Cut, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    BAEN Authors?! Please don't put Gaiman in the same league as the Baen stable. Those guys will come to your house, wash your car, and watch your kids for a couple of hours if you buy their book. The promotional risks that are worth taking for the coffeeshop artists don't necessarily work for the major leaguers.

  35. Re:Cowardice by jamesmrankinjr · · Score: 1

    The story will only make her choice tougher and harder.

    No, it wouldn't.

    The story would just add other things to think about. It's just another piece of information. It's a very hard decision before reading the story, and it's a very hard decision after reading the story. The story can't change that.

    Now the circumstances in the situation result in the best option be to not have the child.

    That's begging the question. How does the woman decide what is really the best option? Maybe the story changes her mind and results in her making a decision that leads to a lot of happiness. How do you know?

    It's just one more way of looking at things, one more thing to consider. You seem to be saying certain ideas should never be entertained or considered. That certain ideas are just to dangerous to expose to someone who needs to make an irrevocable, life changing decision.

    That's political correctness in a nutshell. Sadly, Mr. Gaiman made the same decision.

    Peace be with you,
    -jimbo

  36. Re:Cowardice by Darby · · Score: 2, Insightful

    His decision was not based on any sort of PC attitude.
    It was based on not having his work used to manipulate, confuse, and and disturb someone going through a very difficult period of their life by people with an agenda to push as he very clearly stated.

    It seems like the right decision considering you have already twisted his decision not to write it to support your own "anti-PC" agenda.

  37. Re:Cowardice by jamesmrankinjr · · Score: 1, Insightful

    If you're able to put aside your biases for a moment, I think you'll see why Gaiman would have been hesitant to give people like that any more, er, ammunition.

    Ok, so you generalize that all "pro-lifers" shoot people in the back, while all abortion providers are white as the driven snow, but I'm the one who's biased?

    Peace be with you,
    -jimbo

  38. Re:Cowardice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's more a matter of the fact that while spme people may pressure pregnant girls to have abortions, that pressure generally does not take the form of the vicious attacks so beloved of the anti-abortion crowd. This isn't PC, it's reality. NARAL does not shoot people in the back. "Pro-lifers" do.

    I'd think it's actually the most difficult for a young woman to assert her right to a choice when her parents or boyfriend are telling her that she needs to have an abortion. But it is really supposed to be her choice, and no one else's.

  39. Re:Cowardice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From his description, the story was going to be a heartbreaking and bittersweet story of a couple who desperately wanted to have a child, but couldn't.

    It looks like you are wrong about the subject of the story. Gaiman said it "would have been about the dreams and hopes of an unborn baby, who was, for whatever reason, never going to be born."

    So it would have focused on the fetus, not its parents, and it would not have described whether the pregnancy ended through miscarriage, or elective abortion. This is actually pretty clear from what he said.

  40. Re:Cowardice by fenix+down · · Score: 1

    Yes, yes it would.

    I think you mean that having someone pose dificult questions to you during a decision-making process leads to that decision being better thought-out and wiser. That's fine, but "more difficult" is not the same as "easier".

    I guess Mr. Gaiman may have been being politically correct, depending on your definition of that particular meaningless, reality-independent quip, but from what he said, I think his decision was less based on some freakish stance that "certain ideas should never be entertained" and more on a completely reasonable guilt about arrogantly insinuating himself into a debate in which he has no place. I call that being considerate, but to each his own.

  41. Re:Cowardice by jamesmrankinjr · · Score: 1

    It was based on not having his work used to manipulate, confuse, and and disturb someone going through a very difficult period of their life by people with an agenda to push as he very clearly stated.

    How is deciding that an idea is too dangerous to be exposed to certain people anything BUT politically correct?

    Peace be with you,
    -jimbo

  42. Re:Cowardice by shreak · · Score: 1

    Maybe it's not cowardice, maybe it's time management. This was one idea out of a , surly full, stable of ideas. So he lay's out his ideas on the table and goes "Hmmm... what should I work on?"

    Some of the ideas don't generate enough of his interest, some bring up feelings or concerns he doesn't want to deal with at that time. It sounded like this story fell into the latter category. He didn't say he'd NEVER write that story. It was just an example of one that he'd set aside.

    I could write a story about a nazi who tortures Jews and feels bad about it, because he feels remorse over it. I won't, not because I wish to be politically correct, but because I find the subject matter distasteful and I don't want to.

    Actually that's not totally true. I wouldn't write about it because I'm not a particularly good writer. Either way, it shows that there are plenty of reasons not to write a story that have nothing to do with trying to convince you that I'm not driven by political correctness.

    =Shreak

  43. Re:Cowardice by arbarbonif · · Score: 1

    He didn't say ANYTHING about the idea being dangerous. All he said was the he didn't want the finished product being used in a way he didn't agree with. It's like a scientist refusing to work on a atomic bomb because he didn't want to blow people up. This isn't political correctness, this is foresight. He looked at the probable (or even just possible) results of his actions and decided that the outcome was not one he approved of, so he decided to not do the action.

    If he had really thought that the idea was dangerous he wouldn't of mentioned in on a public website. Nothing is stopping you from writing that story, making the idea into a physical form, and showing it to whomever you want to. It's not the idea, it's the realization that he decided against.

  44. Re:Cowardice by jamesmrankinjr · · Score: 1

    Maybe it's not cowardice, maybe it's time management.

    But that's not the reason Mr. Gaiman explicitly stated.

    Peace be with you,
    -jimbo

  45. Re:Hey Neil!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    excellent sir

  46. American Gods: Not that Good. by Japanese+Dad · · Score: 1

    I'll admit that I have not read a lot of Gaiman's work, but I didn't particular enjoy American Gods. It was an interesting concept but the story seemed to lose steam about half-way through and never picked up the threads. I was surprised to see that is was shortlisted for the Hugo/Nebula awards.

    1. Re:American Gods: Not that Good. by IncohereD · · Score: 1

      Have you READ half the crap that's been nominated for the Hugo/Nebula recently? I tried reading Greg Bear's Moving Mars, and I just wanted to throw it against the wall every 10 minutes. And I LIKE Mars, and am willing to put up with a lot of crap to hear a story about it.

      I personally think American Gods is excellent. Gaiman and Connie Willis are the recent sci-fi writers I can really get into, and that I find award-worthy. Sawyer's pretty good, but I mainly appreciate him as a fellow almost-Torontonian, and don't think he should be getting quite as many awards as he is.

      Stephenson is, of course, amazing, but not really sci-fi.

  47. Re:Cowardice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would you feel the same if the story presented a pro-abortion POV?

  48. Re:Creators' Rights Question Didn't Make the Cut, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Neal

    Neil

  49. Princess Mononoke by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 4, Interesting
    The response: Having said all that, Miramax didn't throw it away: they released it into the "ten major markets", and if the audiences had come out for it, then its theatrical release would have got much wider. Probably best simply to view it as a step on the way to something...

    I don't mean this unkindly, but I really think Neal's kidding himself here. Look at the numbers for Spirited Away . For its opening weekend, it grossed an astonishing $17,300 per screen, $449,839 on 26 screens. This is comparable to the heavily-promoted, heavily licensed, heavily merchandised Monsters, Inc., released the same year. It won the Oscar for Best Animated Feature. Despite all this, it never received the wide distribution that was promised, even after the Academy Award, but was buried by a different subsidiary of the same company that gave Princess Mononoke such short shrift.

    I'm not generally one for conspiracy theories, but it's not unreasonable to conclude at this point that Disney licensed the Miyazaki corpus not to bring it to the American public, but to ensure that most of the American public is never exposed to it. Repeatedly, they have met what has to be a minimal contractual obligation for promotion and distribution, after which the films disappear from the theaters no matter how the fans clamor for it. I suspect the only reason Miramax/Disney releases them on DVD at all is because they know people will just order them from overseas if they don't. (Even legitimate film distributors in Hong Kong generally produce Region 1 or region-free DVDs for the overseas market. They're not afraid of wide-open markets there for some reason.)

    Why would they do this? One possible reason is the sheer quality of it. It makes their own work look very, very bad, although these days we don't really need much of a standard for comparison. Disney's recent Brother Bear demonstrates clearly that they're no longer capable of producing quality animated films on their own. The success of films like Monsters, Inc over Disney's hand-drawn animation should be ascribed less to the computer animation than to the fact it was actually made by another company entirely. But unlike Pixar's work, Disney can't really rebrand Miyazaki as their own product. It's just too unlike everything else they do, both in terms of the animation style and the story values. So they do their best to hide it instead. This way they never have to compete with it.

    So I'm afraid they indeed threw Mononoke away. Just like they've thrown away every other Miyazaki film.

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    1. Re:Princess Mononoke by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 1
      but I really think Neal's

      That should, of course, be Neil. My apologies.

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    2. Re:Princess Mononoke by Doktor+Memory · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm not generally one for conspiracy theories, but it's not unreasonable to conclude at this point that Disney licensed the Miyazaki corpus not to bring it to the American public, but to ensure that most of the American public is never exposed to it.

      Ah, now we enter the bizarro universe, wherein Disney doing theatrical releases of Ghibli films (and not incidentally, spending MILLIONS OF DOLLARS on re-dubbing, striking new prints and putting together DVDs) is, somehow, a conspiracy to prevent people from seeing the films.

      Meanwhile, back on planet earth, the number of companies releasing Ghibli films into any theaters in the USA (other than speciality engagements specifically for fans) other than Disney and prior to Disney is...what? Could it be? ZERO! Oddly enough, that is also the exact same number of companies that did excellent and legitimate DVD releases of the Ghibli back-catalogue prior to the Disney deal. And last I checked, any positive integer was axiomatically greater than zero.

      Fox held the American distribution rights to Totoro for the better part of a decade, and all we got out of it was a crappy VHS dub and a feature-free DVD shovelware release. But Disney is conspiring to hide Ghibli's films from the American public. Sure.

      Damn near every set of eyes that saw Mononoke and Spirited Away in their Disney release is one that would not have seen those movies if Disney hadn't released them here. Yeah, it sucks that they weren't put into general release, but Disney is a business, not a charity. There's a long history of foreign films not making any money in this country, and they had every reason to be leery of the project. They did it anyway: bully for them. They made money on it; hopefully well see the next one on more screens as a result.

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    3. Re:Princess Mononoke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Why would they do this? One possible reason is the sheer quality of it. It makes their own work look very, very bad, although these days we don't really need much of a standard for comparison.

      Sorry, but you're delusional. I'm glad you like anime, but don't be confused into thinking that it is the best animation in the world simply because you like it.

      I've tried to get into it personally. I just don't like it, and I frankly can't understand what the fuss is about. I can understand why "Monsters, Inc" was a hit, while "Akira", "Ghost in the Shell", "X", and others just bored me. Perhaps something is lost in translation, but the plots are obscure, the dialogue is goofy, and the people rarely behave like actual human beings. The entire production seems juvenile. Taken as just a movie, with all the fanboy crap stripped away, it simply just isn't that good.

      But hey, I often wonder why everyone isn't watching BBC's "The Office" or "Coupling", so maybe anime is something I just don't get. Along with most of America.

    4. Re:Princess Mononoke by mabinogi · · Score: 1

      X is just a bad movie....really bad...no redeming features...

      Ghost in the Shell was pretty good..., and I could probably watch Akira again now....It was my first Anime experience, and left me a little bewildered ;)

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    5. Re:Princess Mononoke by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Ah, now we enter the bizarro universe, wherein Disney doing theatrical releases of Ghibli films (and not incidentally, spending MILLIONS OF DOLLARS on re-dubbing, striking new prints and putting together DVDs) is, somehow, a conspiracy to prevent people from seeing the films.

      Oh, I see. You have no actual information, so you're going to try to be a wiseass instead. No. I don't expect to make an impression; facts never do with your kind. Here's reality anyway.

      Shouting "millions of dollars" doesn't change the fact that a few million here or there means very, very little to a big Hollywood studio. Small budget Hollywood films have budgets of at least $15M these days. Independent films have miniscule budgets by comparison; My Big Fat Greek Wedding was made for $5M, but that was a non-Hollywood indie film. To put this in perspective, the original Japanese version of Spirited Away cost 1.9B yen, or less than $20M US. If they spent more than $5M on the dub with that cast (the biggest names were John Ratzenberger and Suzanne Pleshette, not exactly top draws) they spent too much even by Disney standards.

      By contrast, Treasure Planet which was released in the US a few months after Spirited Away and was a critical and commercial flop, cost $140M to make. Got some perspective now? The risk in distributing Spirited Away was absolutely minimal. They could have spent twice what they did, and it still would have been a tiny risk compared with what Hollywood normally gambles when releasing a film.

      Now, bear in mind that before the US release, it had already taken the top prize at the Berlin Film Festival and grossed $250M worldwide. It was the top-grossing film ever in Japan, out-doing Titanic, which was just as popular over there as it was here. Critics nearly unanimously raved about it. This was clearly a film with huge potential. If the goal was to make a good profit on it -- and in Hollywood, that's always the goal -- there was absolutely no reason not to place the full power of the Disney hype machine behind it. For once, they had something on their hands that could live up to the wildest hyperboles they had to offer.

      Instead, they didn't hype it at all. There was practically no publicity for it. There was a great deal of free press from the critics, but that only affected those who pay attention to what the critics say, which is a distinct minority. It hardly mattered. Disney opened it on fewer than 30 screens, and in it's initial release it never played on more than 39. It was given a wider release following the Oscar win, on nowhere near as many screens as a typical Disney release, but as the re-release was very abrupt and still practically unpromoted it didn't do particularly well.

      This is odd behavior for the film industry, no matter what you think of the matter. I'm not the only one to notice it either (just to pick the first example I ran across). There is a serious disconnect between the way this film performed overseas (in every other market in the world) compared to how it performed in the US. It's not something that can be easily explained away. The writer above attributed it to simple mishandling, but if that's what it is then Disney has systematically mishandled every other Miyazaki film it's had the rights to, too.

      Fox's ineptness with Totoro, as a singular example, is less relevant than you try to make out here. Fox isn't exactly known for its animated features, and Totoro is odd enough that it's a good bet they had no clue what to do with it. Disney, however, promotes animated films as their stock-in-trade. They ought to have known what to do with Spirited Away, just like every other distributor who's handled it worldwide knew what to do with it. Somehow, they didn't. Same with Mononoke. And Kiki. And Laputa. Someone might be forgiven, I think, if he has trouble attributing a

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      And the brethren went away edified.
    6. Re:Princess Mononoke by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 1

      I'm not talking about any of the other crap you mentioned. Akira bored me too, and I'd take Monsters, Inc. over it any day. But I'd equally take a Miyazaki film over Monsters, Inc. There's a reason why he's one of the few animation directors in the world that no critic, American or not, is ever embarrassed to lionize.

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      And the brethren went away edified.
    7. Re:Princess Mononoke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately this is out of the prime moderation window so I don't know how many people will read it.

      The problem with disney today is that it's run by people that just don't get it. They see films like Finding Nemo doing really well and figure that people want to see 3D instead of 2D.

      The truth of the matter is that we want to see beautiful art, but much more importantly a compelling and fun story. Finding nemo was successful not only because the artwork was great, but because the story was really good. Unfortunately for the pointy haired ones "it's the 3d".

      Here's a great story that touches on these subjects.

      For those that haven't already figured it out (or haven't clicked the links) Disney is dropping 2D animation and going completely 3D. This is extremely sad for those of us who work in illustration and animation, for many of us disney has been a source of inspiration for many years, it's sad to see it all end.

    8. Re:Princess Mononoke by gwalla · · Score: 1
      Shouting "millions of dollars" doesn't change the fact that a few million here or there means very, very little to a big Hollywood studio.

      I'm sorry, but no, millions of dollars mean everything to major studios. Yes, they'll spend lots of money to make movies, but that's because they expect to make it back plus profits. Hollywood producers may be philistines but they're not stupid.

      A more reasonable conclusion would be that Disney and Miramax really didn't know how to market these movies. They're not used to selling animated features to non-family audiences. It's not like they didn't put any effort into it either--I distinctly remember full-page ads in the New York Times and my local daily paper for both. I'd be willing to bet that Disney was looking more at the video market for both (most films, after all, do most of their business on video). I think that Disney acquired the Miyazaki catalog for two reasons: to get into the burgeoning anime market, and to build back some credibility for themselves after getting (rightly) criticised for parallels between Jungle Emperor and The Lion King (and less rightly for vague similarities between Atlants and either Secret of Blue Water or Castle in the Sky: Laputa depending on the preferences of the fan). They haven't really gotten very far on the second count (many anime fans won't be satisfied until Disney releases anime product with fanfare that dwarfs that of their other movies) but that's the idea.

      Milennium Actress on the other hand, got buried, but not because Dreamworks wanted it to not make money. That they gave it such a limited release, and for such an absurdly short run (the video release was scheduled for about a month after the opening date), suggests that they were much more interested in getting it into video stores and only gave it a token theatrical run so they could put it up for awards like Best Animated Feature.

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  50. Re:Cowardice by jamesmrankinjr · · Score: 1

    Would you feel the same if the story presented a pro-abortion POV?

    The greater diversity of ideas available to people, the better. Even ones I don't agree with, yes.

    Peace be with you,
    -jimbo

  51. Re:Cowardice by shreak · · Score: 1

    Mr Gaiman also did not make any explicit statements about political correctness.

    He simply stated that he was not interested in persuing the storyline because the final product may have been used in ways he was not comfortable with.

    We do not know what he chose to do instead, which may have had a more profound or more personal meaning. Or not. We'll never know.

    The only thing we can say is that Mr Gaiman did not state "I didn't write this story because I wanted to be politically correct".

    =Shreak

  52. RWhich one was princess monoke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not a big follower of anime, but I think I may have seen this one (in japanese, with no sub-titles - my understanding of it wasn't the best). Was this the one where some guy rode around on an antelope and worms grew out of giant dog's faces?

  53. Re:Cowardice by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 1
    No human being is "out of place" in a debate concerning human life. It affects all of us. And the story in question need not have been part of the abortion debate at all, except that the politically correct take any notion that the unborn are human beings in any meaningful sense of the word and places it there. This is the one idea that pro-abortionists absolutely cannot abide because it would so clearly make abortion out to be the monstrous procedure it is.

    There is never a good reason for abortions carried out for reasons other than saving the life of the mother. Nothing says the mother must be the one to raise the baby once it's born. There are still waiting lists years long for adoptions. Sure, pregnancies are difficult, and sure, an out-of-wedlock pregnancy might cause problems for a young woman's social standing -- although far less nowadays than would have been the case 30, or even 20 years ago. The inconvenience these things entail is nothing next to the value of a human life.

    Of course the abortion decision is a difficult one, and it doesn't help that women considering them are rarely presented with all the information really needed to make a fully informed desicion. But the main reasons it's so difficult is that the right choice involves so much work, even if the baby is adopted out, and because there's this overwhelmingly loud chorus chanting that there's really nothing wrong with it. Under the circumstances, it's a wonder that any mothers in this situation do choose life at all.

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    And the brethren went away edified.
  54. Re:Cowardice by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1
    Ok, so you generalize that all "pro-lifers" shoot people in the back, while all abortion providers are white as the driven snow, but I'm the one who's biased?
    I didn't say "all", or even "most", in either case. To clarify what I did say: many anti-abortionists have committed acts of terrorism in support of their ideology, while I don't know of any pro-choicers who have done so. Furthermore, it's proven very, very difficult to get the mainstream "pro-life" movement to repudiate these terrorists. Does this mean that all "pro-lifers" are shooting doctors and planting bombs? Of course not. But it does mean that until the "pro-life movement" refutes such means, and refuses to give aid and comfort to those who use them, the rest of us will rightly regard it with suspicion.
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  55. Re:Cowardice by jamesmrankinjr · · Score: 1

    The politically correct always consider political correctness tact.

    Peace be with you,
    -jimbo

  56. Nope. by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Disney Inc stinks, no question about that. But just because they are bad, does that make Mononoke good? I think the real problem with anime in general is a cultural one. Its like opening a brittish resteraunt in america. What needs to be done is to take the quality aspects of anime, and leave out the considerable amount of crap. But the fans will protest any change to any movie, because it is different than what they are used to.

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  57. Re:Did not answer my question!! by hesiod · · Score: 1

    > Is he actually gay, or is this just a stupid slashdot troll?

    The fact that you have to ask that is disappointing. I don't know Neil's Sex Pref, but that guy's a stupid troll no matter which way you toss him.

  58. Re:Cowardice by meringuoid · · Score: 1

    And the thoughtlessly rude always call it political correctness when people are offended.

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  59. Re:Did not answer my question!! by Pakaran2 · · Score: 1

    Well, I researched some on the net, and Neil has a wife and 2 kids. This would make homosexuality rather unlikely in my eyes.

  60. remember the law of unintended consequences by rbird76 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    My guess (from what he says) is not that he was afraid of criticism for his viewpoint (as PC usually implies) but that he was afraid that what he wrote and thought would be misused. I don't think this is cowardice, but a matter of thinking of the consequences of his actions and deciding that whatever good might be done from the story might be undone by others who use what he says to achieve ends inconsistent with those he intended the story to support.

    An extreme example - what if the men that made the atomic bomb had decided not to do so because they believed that its potential uses (or rather its uses in the hands of potential enemies) would do more harm than good? Perhaps they would be wrong, but I would not call them cowards. A more moderate example would be the soundtrack for the movie Bob Roberts - the people who made the movie were liberal and feared that the songs they wrote to parody conservatives would instead be used by conservatives for their benefit. The people that made the movie decided that releasing the soundtrack would have been couterproductive to what they believed, so they chose not to release one. I don't believe this was cowardice - they made an estimate of the likely consequences or releasing a soundtrack to what they believed and decided that the consequences were negative.

    I don't believe that Neil Gaiman's choosing not to write this story is cowardice, but an awareness of the potential uses of the story and his belief that the consequence of publishing the story would be negative - not necessarily to himself but to others and (probably) overall. If he knew the consequences of his story, recognized them as bad, and wrote them anyway, he could more easily be accused of cowardice because he recognized the consequences of his action but was unwilling to stop them - even this, however, is not certain - he could have simply have judged the consequences good and gone on with it.

    Ultimately, he is responsible to himself. PC works by intimidating someone into not saying something. I don't think that a system that implies cowardice from those who choose not to speak either unpopular or easily misconstrued opinions is much of an improvement.

  61. Re:Cowardice by malex23 · · Score: 1

    Perhaps... then again, the socially reactionary always mistake being an maladjusted asshole for having integrity.

  62. So, who IS this guy... by csoto · · Score: 0, Troll

    and why the unfortunate name?

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    There exists no way of exchanging information without making judgments. --Bene Gesserit Axiom
    1. Re:So, who IS this guy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's an author. Go to Amazon and do a search. Or google it. Or perhaps wonder why you need to be told to use a search engine to find out information....

    2. Re:So, who IS this guy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We all know who HE is, who exactly are you ?

  63. Re:Cowardice by malex23 · · Score: 1
    If he had really thought that the idea was dangerous he wouldn't of mentioned in on a public website. Nothing is stopping you from writing that story, making the idea into a physical form, and showing it to whomever you want to.

    It's been done.

  64. Fear and Danger by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know someone who had to have a late-term abortion for medical reasons. She wanted to have the baby, but couldn't. She was "presented" with all the information she could take. The only "overwhelmingly loud chorus" was the gauntlet of protesters who didn't bother finding out why she was at the clinic before assaulting her. To even have the procedure she and her husband had to travel three states away, stay at a certain motel that wouldn't kick them out, and take a certain taxi that would actually stop at the clinic. All they did is make a hard situation harder.

    Her pain is the fruit of the pro-life movement. Her pain is the product of the skewed reality presented in the tracts you got your information from.

    1. Re:Fear and Danger by malex23 · · Score: 1
      People. We are not talking about politics here. We are talking about Neil and his work. In the interest of noise/signal, please move any unrelated discussion of abortion to Usenet, or at least keep your opinions to 15 words or less.

      Here are mine: If you believe that nobody should have abortions, support contraception and sex education.

  65. Re:Cowardice by Slurm-V · · Score: 1
    the dreams and hopes of an unborn baby, who was, for whatever reason, never going to be born.


    There's the idea. Wow, Babies, even unborn ones, have the capacity to hope and dream. Maybe now, maybe later. And now that idea is out in the wild. Shock, horror. Don't tell the pro-lifers or we'll never hear the end of it. Jeez, so much for Mr Gaiman's PC credentials.
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    Of course it's going off the rails. How else is it ever going to fly?
  66. Re:Did not answer my question!! by Slurm-V · · Score: 1

    Oscar Wilde had a wife and two kids. Just thought I'd point that out.

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    Of course it's going off the rails. How else is it ever going to fly?
  67. Re:Cowardice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course the abortion decision is a difficult one, and it doesn't help that women considering them are rarely presented with all the information really needed to make a fully informed desicion.

    How do you know this? Have you ever been to or worked with a pro-choice pregnancy counsellor? (FYI pro-choice does not equal pro-abortion)

    I have and I can say that I have personally NEVER seen a client who was pressured or not presented with all the facts regarding the options they had (regardless of their decision: parenting, adoption, abortion). To say that women are "rarely" presented with the facts about abortion is absolutely untrue.

    I'm sure that, like in many life situations, there are less than ethical counsellors or doctors out there. I imagine in the American private healthcare system, there is a concern that doctors are only out to make money. But you can apply that concern to all medical procedures.

    To zero in on abortion providers as deceitful smacks of anti-choice/pro-life propaganda - or at least wishful thinking on the part of those who would prefer to see women who have had abortions as victims instead of informed decision makers.

  68. Re:Did not answer my question!! by Pakaran2 · · Score: 1

    That's nice.

    I think Mr. Gaiman's sexual preference, whatever it may be, is rather off topic for this thread. And I think he's liberal enough overall (one somewhat major sandman character is transsexual, and another is androgenous) that if he WERE gay or bi he'd be open about it.

  69. Abortion providers are suspect, too... by anomaly · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I totally reject violence done in the name of abortion protests. As a self-described evangelical, Bible-believing Christian, I can give zero support to acts of terrorism carried out in the name of "protecting life." People who shoot abortion providers should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Period. It is inexcusable, and unjustifiable according to Christian beliefs.

    That having been said, abortion providers should be considered suspect as well. The so called "pro-choice" movement has proven adept at positioning itself. Have you ever noticed that all newspapers use "pro choice" and "anti-abortion" instead of other monikers? (e.g. pro-abortion, pro-life?) The commonly used style guide in the press mandates this and there has recently been a controversy about a letter to the editor being revised without the consent of the author to reflect those word choices.

    Please also note that the public debate from the so-called "pro choice" side has little to do with the medical and moral issues. The debate from that side is framed in terms of "my rights" "my body" "my choice." Propaganda? Most definitely.

    Abortion on demand is a HUGE money maker. The providers have reason to influence people to choose their services - even if it means not disclosing all of the relevant information.

    The matter of the impact to the woman - psychologically and physically - is not understood or cared for. Abortion providers do not systemically provide counseling for their clients. Many women are emotially scarred as a result of those services. It's not just a blob of tissue like a tumor. Telling women that the problem will be gone when the baby is removed is not telling the whole truth.

    RU-486 - a dangerous drug that promises more privacy - in home abortion on demand that has killed a number of women (in addition to the unborn children.) This information is clearly not widely identified. In fact, when you read that last sentence, did you think "Is he making that up?"

    There are 3,000+ abortions a day in the US. The vast majority are for birth control. What losses are we sustaining to our culture as we give up those lives from our shared culture?

    Then there is the matter of the life of the infant.... When Roe v. Wade set the infamous precedent, our understanding of embryonic development was quite different than it is today. Today we can know that all of the components for humanity are present at conception. in vitro fertilization is fairly mature, and the age of viability keeps getting pushed back. I submit to you that a time is coming, and not too far off when a baby can be "born" without having benefit of shelter in a womb at all. It's a matter of shelter and food.

    My big beef with the pro-life community is the limited support for adoption that is currently available. Thankfully that is changing. More and more pro-life organizations are lending emotional and monetary support to the adoption process. Thankfully the US tax code now provides more incentive to adopt.

    There are plenty of wackos out there who will commit crimes in the name of the movement. Let's not assume that all of them work for one side of the debate.

    Respectfully,
    Anomaly

    PS - God loves you and longs for relationship with you. If you want to know more, please email me.

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    But Herr Heisenberg, how does the electron know when I'm looking?
    1. Re:Abortion providers are suspect, too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It is inexcusable, and unjustifiable according to Christian beliefs.

      God in the bible I read was quite okay with executing people for: Sassing their parents, any sexual non-conformity, lying, stealing, blasphemy, failure to listen to the government, yada, yada, and so on.

      I think he'd be down with killing abortion docs.

    2. Re:Abortion providers are suspect, too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's under the Old covenant (Old Testament), and dictated by the Law.
      Because Jesus came to be the perfect sacrifice and take our punishment, He fulfilled the Law through love. All we have to do is accept His gift of salvation, and we are freed from punishment.

      Those that don't accept salvation will face punishment by God, not man. It is not man's place to decide who lives or dies.

  70. Neil Gaiman, Prince of Stories by frankie · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I'd like to preface this post by saying: I called it! Boo yah!

    I absolutely love the way he says "I don't get as much reading time as I want, and I miss it very much" and then he rattles off ELEVEN of the books he's read and enjoyed in the past few months (i.e. not including the ones he disliked or forgot).

    I'm shamed by how much I read Slashdot instead of good books. :-/
    1. Re:Neil Gaiman, Prince of Stories by LeoDV · · Score: 1

      That's probably you've never been a voracious reader... I gobbled up the three volumes of Peter F. Hamilton's Night's Dawn trilogy (each one is 1200+ pages long) in a day and a much sleep-deprived night each, and that was because I was on vacation. Now that I have stuff to do, I can't do that sort of thing. I can't stay up all night in my bed to read a fascinating book. Or go lie in a hammock all afternoon with my MD and read 500 pages. Now all the reading I do is on the subway and in the evenings, so yes, even though I'm reading several books (Haruki Murakami's Norwegian Wood, which I'm almost done with, Bernanos' Under Satan's Sun, Denis Lindon's The Gods are Having Fun and Helene Grimaud's Memoires), and I do get a lot of reading done, I really wish I had time to do some serious reading, because I don't.

  71. Re:Hey Neil!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is one of the funniest trolls I've read in a while. If I had mod points, I'd give you +1 Insightful.

  72. Re:Did not answer my question!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    cf this:

    Um, how did you get your name?

    "Contrary to popular belief, actually, I was born with it. My cousin Adam was actually once in a shop, a comic shop, for other people, in Newcastle, and he was just sort of browsing around there and he heard this guy up at the front of the shop explaining to the guy behind the counter very loudly, in the way that people are inclined to do in comic shops, they go up in front of the counter and talk very loudly about things they don't know anything about [laughter], and this guy's explaining very loudly that "Neil Gaiman" is very very obviously a pen name designed to show sexual preferences. Adam listened to this for a while, and walked up and showed him his bus pass. And only once -- a couple of years ago, I was given a GLAD -- the Gay and Lesbian Antidefamation League -- Award for writing nice lesbians, and, um, went down to collect it, there's these famous people, and so forth, and it's the only time I've ever had a room full of people break into spontaneous applause at the correct pronunciation of my name, which I think they all thought was a political statement. I didn't have the heart to say anything..."

  73. Re:Creators' Rights Question Didn't Make the Cut, by Roblimo · · Score: 1

    Yeah, him too. :)

    - R

  74. And then... by No+Such+Agency · · Score: 1

    ... if Finland is at all like North America, they'd receive a huge backlash, and they'd never air another adult-oriented animated program again ever, in any time slot, just to make sure some kids weren't accidentally watching or something.

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  75. Re:Creators' Rights Question Didn't Make the Cut, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.neilgaiman.com/journal_archives/2002_04 _01_archive.asp

    Quote:
    Seeing I'm the copyright holder and have every right to grumble, no-one's ever done anything more than take the book or story down, occasionally -- very occasionally -- muttering something hopeless and grumbly like "information wants to be free!" as they do, but mostly being very pleased someone let them know that it was up there.

    ("No, that's pizza," I want to tell them. "Pizza wants to be free. Concentrate on liberating pizza from evil pizzerias. Information, on the other hand, really hates being free, and is never happier than when manacled to a wall, like Kirk and Spock in some piece of late 70s bondage-oriented slash fiction.")

  76. Hmm.. by No+Such+Agency · · Score: 1

    I hate to break it to you, her being your mom and all, but she's being kind of a jerk. I guess the take-home message is: she doesn't want to learn, so don't waste your time. You probably wouldn't like old Elvis movies either, or whatever the hell it is old people like to watch ;-)

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    1. Re:Hmm.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mod parent up

  77. James Tiptree Jr by sbszine · · Score: 4, Informative

    unless you're a dedicated hermit and mystery of the James Tiptree Jr persuasion, you will have to deal with practically as many people as a solo novelist

    For those who missed the reference...

    James Tiptree Jr was the pen name of US science fiction author Alice Sheldon. She wrote under a male name (taken from a marmalade jar) so that her stories would have a better chance of selling, and (with the aid of Harry Harrison, I think) devised a 'manly' life story for Tiptree. Drawing on her own career as a secret agent (really!), and borrowing liberally from Ian Fleming, the Tiptree on the dust jackets of her books was a James Bond figure -- the sort of man of action whose stories a Heinlein fan would buy.

    Her SF covered addiction, loss, sex, and betrayal, in a way that was somewhat disturbing, and makes me think she may have been mentally ill at the end. Much of her writing has that obsessive Philip K Dick quality. In the end she killed her (invalid) husband and committed suicide.

    If you want to check out her stuff, the best place to start is the short story collection 10,000 Light Years From Home. The novels are a bit patchy. Also have a look at the Tiptree Award for feminist writing in SF (the 2002 winner was Light, which Gaiman also mentioned) and a decent potted bio here.

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  78. Re:Cowardice? (OT) by miu · · Score: 1
    Nonetheless, the reasons he gives are still a form of political correctness. He's afraid of people being exposed to certain ideas, even when they're HIS ideas.

    I think Neil realized that this is such a touchy subject that anything he had to say wrt the soul and feelings of the unborn would be used as propoganda and decided that he did not want to be used that way. Perfectly reasonable decision.

    (BTW Jimbo I happen to agree with you completely that abortion is monstrous. This is the wrong forum to discuss it though.)

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  79. He means... by Hecatonchires · · Score: 2, Informative

    They weren't ready for an alternate universe ecological warrior tale about the terrible effects of unrestrained technology on peoples souls and the environment.

    Throw in stuff about spirits, greed, redemption, possibly romance, and some particulalry gory special effects - shooting off peoples arms and heads with arrows - and it becomes something that Americans cannot accept as a 'cartoon'.
    Especially when its marketed as a wonderful childrens romp :P

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    Yay me!

  80. Re:Cowardice by corbettw · · Score: 1

    Wow, you kinda sounded like some conservatives talking about Islam there, for a second.

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  81. Re:Cowardice by Moofie · · Score: 1

    Hmm. So you're surprised that people react negatively when you are rude to them?

    You're not very good with people, are you?

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  82. and sometimes, as a maker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you have to trust your own gut decision. he didn't think it was a good idea because it made him afraid. there's probably a lot of nuance to that we can't see from here. trusting your readers is one thing. trusting people who aren't your readers is another. shit, look what happened to nietzsche. he *hated* anti-semites, and look what happens as soon as he's out of the picture. some indelicate editing by his sister, and he's the propagandist philosopher for the nazis.

  83. Re:Creators' Rights Question Didn't Make the Cut, by Smiths · · Score: 1

    it would have been nice to have him address it as it pertains to his recent miracleman dispute - too bad

  84. Re:GO AWAY YOU FUCKING LOSER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    goddam cmndr taco is a buttplug extrordinaire.

    he's even got assbreath to prove it.

  85. Re:GO AWAY YOU FUCKING LOSER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Taco,

    you are a dripping swollen shitty anal leech

  86. Thanks! by apakuni · · Score: 2

    Mr. Gaiman,

    Thanks for your blog and taking the time to anser questions here.

    Regards,

    Doug Daulton

  87. Re:Cowardice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You disgust me.

  88. Re:Cowardice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is ridiculous.

    Neil says he won't write a piece of fiction about the imaginary thought processes of an imaginary foetus because it might be used inappropriately by the lowlife scum members of the anti-abortion groups (note: I am NOT saying ALL members of such groups are lowlife scum).

    You twist this into a claim that somehow Neil has elected not to expose some fundamental truth to the world, because of political correctness. No-one knows what thoughts, if any, go through the mind of a foetus. There is no way that such a story could have any truth to it (that we could recognise as such, at least). All it could do is convey one person's emotional opinion on the subject. Perhaps Neil has thoughts that coincide slightly with those of the anti-abortion crowd, and he has taken this into consideration before providing them with inappropriate ammunition.

  89. Re:Cowardice by anothy · · Score: 1

    where did i say i'd like to be the one making that choice? clearly Mr. Gaiman has concerns over the potential uses of such a story. i'm saying given the inability for him to do any reasonable controlled distribution, it's a reasonable decision to hold it back.

    this practice of throwing "politically correct!" around like some sort of slur to anyone who does things the accuser doesn't like it just stupid. it's an attempt to avoid talking about the real issues and instead hiding behind a blanket statement of "don't tell me what to do" or the like. it very much reminds me of a song:
    and you'll go "wah wah wah, you're so P.C."
    and i will say "hey, wait...
    my my my how have the tables turned
    that being a f***1ng prick is a desireable trait.
    "If you own the Washington Readskins you're a cock" - Atom and his Package

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    i speak for myself and those who like what i say.
  90. monikers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >Have you ever noticed that all newspapers use
    >"pro choice" and "anti-abortion" instead of other
    >monikers?

    Strikes me as more accurate monikers, really.

    "pro abortion" - that's not quite right. The Pro-Choice movement isn't about keeping score and rooting for more abortions to happen. It's about ensuring women still get choices after pregnancy, rather than be treated as though from this point out they are merely a vessel for a fetus.

    And "pro life" isn't exactly right, even if you exclude from consideration the terrorists and snipers. The Anti-Abortion movement is just that: they are against abortions. They want abortion to stop, be illegal, be prohibited. In my opinion, based on my experience talking to them, they aren't pro "life" - they are only pro the life of the fetus. They do not consider the quality of the mother's life. Some of them, hopefully a rare exception, do not consider the mother's life at all - better she die in childbirth than abort. It's certainly the rule that they say, The mother's had her chance, she made her choice when she had sex, shame on her for having unprotected sex (which she might not have done: condoms can break, pills can fail). Now she she must sublimate her entire future to the fetus as a consequence for not being abstinent, for not keeping sex in the box We Christians dictate to the world.

    But then these people also believe in Hell: eternal torment as consequence for some pecadillo, like calling God by the "wrong name", in this eyeblink of a life. They seem fond of punishments that don't fit the so-called crime, whether the "crime" is being non-Christian, or enjoying sexual intimacy.

    Yeah. Anti-abortion philosophy does seem to come down to an attitude that women should be punished for having sex. Sad, really.

    Speaking from personal experience, I'm afriad.

  91. Re:Cowardice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    *rolls eyes*

    Yes, and the tactless, inconsiderate oafs who don't give a damn how others feel (and certainly wouldn't walk a mile in anyone else's shoes) always say "Well I'm SORRY i'm not POLICTICALLY CORRECT enough for you" when told that they're being jerks.

  92. Re:Cowardice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't seem to realize that EVERY pregnancy is a life-risking undertaking. You say "except to save the life of the mother" - in that case, an abortion is always a viable choice, because the mother can always die. You see, in addition to the viability issue, one of the reasons Roe v. Wade drew the line at the third trimester is before that time, abortion is less of a risk to a woman's life than pregnancy is.

    It is not yours to decide that every woman who ever got pregnant is obliged to risk her life.

  93. Hey! Thanks Neil! by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

    Not that you'll be reading this.

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    Doesn't it make you feel good to know that our freedoms are protected by politicans, lawyers and journalists.