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Roadside Assistance System Used for Eavesdropping

pegr writes "El Reg has a story about how a US appeals court has 'put the brakes on an FBI surveillance technique that turns an automobile driver's on-board vehicle navigation system into a covert eavesdropping device, after finding that the spying effectively disables the system's emergency and roadside assistance features.' Seems the right to get the service you pay for trumps the 'right' of the FBI to spy on you, using your own vehicle's systems!"

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  1. Surprised?? by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 4, Funny

    OnSpy, how can we help you?

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    1. Re:Surprised?? by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 5, Interesting

      OnStar seems kind of useless to me. It came free for a year in my new Grand Prix and I never used it.

      My boss uses his all the time, they are very friendly. On vacation, hit the button, "Hi, we'd like to stop for dinner at a decent chinese food restaurant in the next hour or so."

      They'll search around near where you'll be in 60 minutes based on your speed and direction, call the place, make reservations if needed, explain to you how to get there. They'll even stay on the line with you as you navigate around. They don't usually seem to be in a hurry... nice service.

      BTW, according to the article, it wasn't OnStar, it was their competitor being used by the FBI, FWIW.

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    2. Re:Surprised?? by javatips · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Note that if you have the system in your car and you are NOT paying for the service, then they can activate it and listen without any problem (if they have a warrant). They will not interfer with the service as you are not paying for it.

    3. Re:Surprised?? by racermd · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I purchased a 2001 Chevrolet Silverado in May of that year and I *intentionally* chose NOT to add the OnStar "feature" for this very reason. It was offered as standard equipment on all the newest models, but the early 2001's didn't have it standard (from about Mar/Apr onwards, I think).

      At the time, the dealer I was working with thought I was paranoid. Just a few short years later, I turn out to be the sane one...

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    4. Re:Surprised?? by Casshan-Robot+Hunter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Warrant? You must be kidding. Let's not forget the PATRIOT ACT.

      We don't need no stinking warrants!

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    5. Re:Surprised?? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I always kind of assumed they did stuff like this. The capability is there, and its all controlled from their end. Seems logical.

      I'm not a major privacy fiend, but I'd never use this sort of service.

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    6. Re:Surprised?? by MoneyT · · Score: 4, Informative

      Try again, you still need a warrant. Might I suggest reading the PATRIOT act at some point?

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    7. Re:Surprised?? by the_mad_poster · · Score: 4, Funny

      Often, the only difference between being a paranoid whackjob and a prophet is whether or not you were popular in the first place.

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    8. Re:Surprised?? by mitheral · · Score: 2, Informative

      The fun part is that with how unsecure the FBI hooks into the phone system are (the eavesdropping equipment installed into switches are Sun boxes hooked to the internet) it's quite possible organised and not so organised crime are also listening to OnStar subscribers as well.

    9. Re:Surprised?? by Ivan+Raikov · · Score: 2, Flamebait

      Try again, you still need a warrant. Might I suggest reading the PATRIOT act at some point?

      Actually, they do not need a warrant if you are not a citizen, even if you are a perfectly legal resident. The Patriot Act essentially eliminated the Equal Protection Clause in the 14th amendment. Of course the Republican criminals want even more power by allowing the government to strip any American citizen of their citizenship, and to eliminate search and seizure protection (4th amendment). Wake up and fight for your rights, people.

    10. Re:Surprised?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you can say like that, it is quite obvious that you have not read it...

      NOBODY can read that piece of shit...
      Please explain the finer points to all of us since you obviously are so damn smart...

      When you write a law like this, NOBODY, without all the lawyers of IBM and SCO combined, have a chance of understanding it.

      Just a small example:

      SEC. 104. REQUESTS FOR MILITARY ASSISTANCE TO ENFORCE PROHIBITION IN CERTAIN EMERGENCIES.
      Section 2332e of title 18, United States Code, is amended--

      (1) by striking `2332c' and inserting `2332a'; and

      (2) by striking `chemical'.


      It might be true that you still need a warant, I am not disputing that, but to suggest to someone that they can just go and read the damn thing is plain stupid, and an indication that you have never done so yourself...

    11. Re:Surprised?? by racermd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm well aware of the privacy statement, but that doesn't stop particular government agencies from gaining access to the system whenever they feel like it.

      What about "Due-Process" you ask? The good ol' Patriot Act took care of *that* roadblock. Reasonable suspicion of any wrongdoing (that would cause a blip on the FBI's radar, anyway) seems to be enough to get the job done.

      OnStar doesn't need to give their OK for the FBI to tap the system. If the FBI has a way in, they'll use it.

      The real point is that I *don't* feel Safe and Secure knowing that someone can pinpoint my location at any time. I like knowing that I can go places without having someone else know that I'm gonig there. I don't have anything to hide, per se. It's just that I don't like being tracked like a bear through the forest. It's also a technology that I don't find all that useful, and that there's more harm than good in it for my taste.

      And in case you're wondering:
      I don't have a credit card. Not because I can be tracked with it, but because it's one less bill I have to worry about at the end of the month.
      I do make regular use of my debit card, however, becuase the loss of anonymity doesn't outweigh the convenience of using it.
      I've had 2 cell phones over the 4 years I've had service, and the switch was due to changing providers (I moved to an area that wasn't covered as well by the previous provider). I keep my current phone upgraded with all the software/firmware updates I can get the carrier to provide me with, but it's getting long in the tooth. I may not have a choice in what's included in my next phone, however. But I'm not too worried about it, as I can always turn the phone off if I'm *that* worried about it.

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    12. Re:Surprised?? by maxpublic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Which means that the Congressional report issued in '02, specifying that the FBI issued close to three THOUSAND illegal wiretaps in the previous year alone (no warrant, no probable cause), was just the fevered imagination of a few paranoid investigators?

      Funny, the FBI didn't even try to deny it.

      If the FBI is willing to flagrantly violate the law by installing 3,000 illegal taps on phones, just how naive is it to think that - for some reason beyond mortal ken - they'll treat your car as 'hallowed ground'?

      Max

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  2. Funny FBI by dolo666 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    What's most disturbing is that they only passed this because it prevented the saftey features from working, and not because it was infringing on rights of privacy. Crap, if they have a bug order anyway, can't they just bug the car?

    I mean, the cops are listening... so... uh... what's the point of having roadside assistance? If the car breaks down, the FBI or whoever was listening could repsond!

    I remember CSIS was slammed some years ago for agents listening in on random phone calls to Canadian citizens, and gossiping about what was going on with other agents, in a kind of Real-Radio type gagfest.

    It's a good sign from the states that they are stopping this stuff, but I don't have much faith in that being followed by every cop out there. If they want to know what you're up to, trust me... they will.

    1. Re:Funny FBI by InfiniteWisdom · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What's most disturbing is that they only passed this because it prevented the saftey features from working, and not because it was infringing on rights of privacy. Crap, if they have a bug order anyway, can't they just bug the car?

      IANAL, but my guess is the laywer handling the case saw an easy way to win, and decided to stick with that rather than making complex arguments about rght to privacy and stuff. It doesn't imply that they would not have won otherwise.

    2. Re:Funny FBI by HardCase · · Score: 2, Informative
      What's most disturbing is that they only passed this because it prevented the saftey features from working, and not because it was infringing on rights of privacy. Crap, if they have a bug order anyway, can't they just bug the car?


      How is it infringing on their "right" to privacy if the FBI had obtained a warrant to listen in on the service? For starters, there is no "right to privacy". The Bill of Rights enumerates a number of rights that, taken in summary, give what amounts to a "right" of privacy, but no specific right to privacy itself. But those rights compel a law enforcement agency to obtain a warrant if it wants to listen in on your private conversations. And that's what the FBI did here. They appear to have done everything by the book. Now, if you want to blame somebody for doing it wrong, blame the judge for not coming to the same conclusion that the appeals judge came to, that is, that the FBI is not in the business of responding to emergencies (assuming that the agents would even know what the tone coming through the speaker meant).


      Really, the only difference between a wiretap or a bug is that the FBI used different technology in this case. Nothing has changed. The FBI identified a suspect in a crime, got a warrant for a wiretap and executed the warrant. I don't find it disturbing. Now, if they had just hijacked the signal without going through the legal hoops, THAT would be disturbing news.


      Nothing to see here, move along.


      I won't say it as a matter of fact, but I suspect that you didn't read the article.


      -h-

    3. Re:Funny FBI by smack_attack · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Everyone complains about being on a slippery slope in regard to the PATRIOT Act, until they look around and notice that we are already at the bottom of the slope, wondering how we got here.

    4. Re:Funny FBI by goofballs · · Score: 5, Informative

      -How is it infringing on their "right" to privacy if the FBI had obtained a warrant to listen in on the service? For starters, there is no "right to privacy".).

      yes, there IS a "right to privacy". the supreme court has interpreted the constitution as such, many times over the years.

      -The Bill of Rights enumerates a number of rights that, taken in summary, give what amounts to a "right" of privacy, but no specific right to privacy itself. ).

      Amendment IX- The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.

      in other words, just because they don't spell it out certain rights, it doesn't mean you don't have them.

    5. Re:Funny FBI by JayBlalock · · Score: 2, Informative
      For starters, there is no "right to privacy". The Bill of Rights enumerates a number of rights that, taken in summary, give what amounts to a "right" of privacy, but no specific right to privacy itself.

      Stop listening to Scalia, and go reread the 9th Amendment. In fact, I'll go on cut and paste it, as it's very short and clear: The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people. Any questions?

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    6. Re:Funny FBI by Syberghost · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What's most disturbing is that they only passed this because it prevented the saftey features from working, and not because it was infringing on rights of privacy.

      Oh, come on. A court-approved surveillance warrant doesn't infringe your right of privacy any more than a court-ordered arrest warrant infringes your rights of liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

      We're not talking about the FBI running around tapping people's phones willy-nilly. Safety was the legitimate concern here.

    7. Re:Funny FBI by SillySlashdotName · · Score: 2, Informative

      For starters, there is no "right to privacy". The Bill of Rights enumerates a number of rights that, taken in summary, give what amounts to a "right" of privacy, but no specific right to privacy itself.

      For starters, the "right to privacy" DOESN'T HAVE TO BE SPECIFICALLY ENUMERATED(see Amendment IX).

      In addition, any rights or requirements NOT SPECIFICALLY GRANTED THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT are specifically retained by the states and the individual (see Amendment X).

      Really, the only difference between [this and] a wiretap or a bug is that the FBI used different technology in this case. Nothing has changed. The FBI identified a suspect in a crime, got a warrant for a wiretap and executed the warrant.

      No. In a wiretap or bug, the service is not interupted, it is monitored. In this case, the FBI HIJACKED the service for their own purposes and use, which meant the people who were paying for a specific service were not able to use that service.

      If the FBI got a warrent for a wire tap of your telephone, but instead of just listening in they interupted your telephone service so that you could not call anyone, but they could always hear your conversations as though you had called them and then put the handset down without disconnecting the call then I think it would be more like what they were doing in this case.

      Nothing has changed.

      Yes, it has. It has been possible for a long time to bug a telephone - either a microphone on the instrument itself, or by taping into the line somewhere outside of the premises - but the telephone could still be used for its primary and intended purpose. The issue in the article is that the FBI used the technology in such a way that it could not also be used for its' intended purpose. I like your use of the word hijacked, as that is exactly what they did.

      Now, if they had just hijacked the signal without going through the legal hoops, THAT would be disturbing news.

      I think just the going from passive listening to actively "hijacking the signal" is an alarming developement.

      US Bill of Rights

      Amendment IX

      The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.

      Amendment X

      The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the states, are reserved to the states respectively, or to the people.

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    8. Re:Funny FBI by Hatta · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Has the 9th amendment actually ever been used for anything? It seems to me an open and shut case that any prohibition against an adult consuming the substances of his choice would be unconstitutional. If only the founding fathers had the forsight to include an 11th ammendment, "what happens between consenting adults, remains between consenting adults."

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    9. Re:Funny FBI by JayBlalock · · Score: 2, Informative
      The 9th Amendment was an admission on the part of the founding fathers that it would not be humanly possible to actually innumerate ALL human rights. It's a catch-all. People who attempt to claim there are NO other rights besides those specifically enumerated (*cough*Scalia*cough*) are going directly against the intent of the Founders, and the plain wording of the Amendment (the MOST clear and concise of them all), so they have an excuse to snatch up powers for the government without asking the People about it.

      In contrast to your peeing example, I might point out that we ALSO do not have an ennumerated "Right to Breathe." Does that mean an "air tax" would be legal and reasonable? Under Scalia's definition of the Constitution it would be.

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    10. Re:Funny FBI by hburch · · Score: 2
      Neither does "freedom of the press".

      Perhaps not consecutively, but implied consecutively by conjunction in Amendment I.

      Amendment I: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.
      Right to privacy is not a phrase used, but it does talk about "right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses,..." in Amendment IV.

      Amendment IV: The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.
      Amendmend I, III, IV, V, IX, and XIV are generally considered together to grant "the right to privacy".

      I agree with your conclusion, just not the basis for which you give for those conclusions.

    11. Re:Funny FBI by red+floyd · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The Constitution and its Amendments to not enumerate a right to mail letters to your elected representatives

      Amendment I: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances

      Care to try again?

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  3. you know you're being tailed by Frymaster · · Score: 4, Funny

    when the guys who show up to fix your flat tire are wearing dark sunglasses.

  4. Big Brother was late, but he's still on the way by shystershep · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Although the bottom line is that the surveillance order was rejected, the real effect of it is that this kind of monitoring is permissible as long it does not interfere with the service."

    So how long until there is a federal law or regulation requiring these services to be able to work effectively even when the FBI is tapping in?

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    1. Re:Big Brother was late, but he's still on the way by garcia · · Score: 2, Insightful

      they will require that two cell connections be installed. One is the main and the other is the "backup" just incase one fails due to various reasons.

      It will be passed as a safety measure for consumers and a backdoor for the feds.

      Of course the systems will be mandated to be put into all cars. Remember people we NEED GPS locaters on our cell phones because what happens if you are hurt... I would prefer that I get to make the descision of whether or not something is enabled the government isn't here to protect me, I'm a big boy now.

      If my car breaks down, I'd rather walk uphill both ways, barefoot in the snow than have the chance that I could be spied on.

      Just my worthless .02,

    2. Re:Big Brother was late, but he's still on the way by squiggleslash · · Score: 2, Informative
      IIRC, CDMA (used by Verizon for their digital system) relies fairly heavily on knowing where each handset is in relation to the base. They don't use GPS for that part of the system - at the time CDMA was released the original civilian version of GPS wasn't accurate enough, but certainly the equipment has a fairly accurate idea of where every transceiver is.

      While this is less necessary for Time division based systems such as "TDMA" (IS-136) and GSM, almost any radio transmitter can be triangulated if someone wants to be really creepy. That said, the only information about location routinely collected by GSM base station equipment (and presumably IS-136 stuff too) is distance from the nearest GSM base station, and that's fairly rough. (It's used to prevent adjacent packets from two different handsets from overlapping when they arrive at the base station due to distances and the speed of light. IIRC the distance is measured in something like miles rather than feet though, it's not massively accurate.)

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  5. Where to start? by Shakrai · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I could say something about being paranoid and not owning a car that comes with these systems (I really don't have a use for the roadside assistance anyway -- that's what my cell phone is for), but if the FBI really wants to bug your car, they are going to be able to do so. This just makes it easier for them. I guess as far as the civil liberties go I guess I'm alright with it as long as they had to get a warrant in the first place to do this. The scary thought is the idea of a private corporation or individual using this to spy on you.... don't ever dump/piss off that cute chick you met last night who works at the OnStar call-center :)

    Interestingly enough, it seems that it was overturned because it stopped the system from providing the service that was sold to the customer (emergency notification when the button was pressed/airbags deployed in an accident). I wonder if the Feds will mandate that future versions of this system have the capability to spy on the customer and still work as provided?

    You'd think the FBI would have been smarter then this. What would have happened if the suspect had a flat tire and tried to use his roadside assistance? Gig might have been up pretty quickly. I suspect some techie didn't do his homework....

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  6. Score one for little brother... by Space+cowboy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ... but I wonder how long it'll take before any system like this will have to have 2 channels, one for the security "people", and one for you...

    Simon

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    1. Re:Score one for little brother... by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Interesting
      > .. but I wonder how long it'll take before any system like this will have to have 2 channels, one for the security "people", and one for you...

      I'm surprised it wasn't designed in from the first round, but I'm a cynical motherfucker.

      Given advances in technology, it raises an interesting question. Why not just install it by default? Given the advantages it would give law enforcement in tracking vehicle theft (and vehicle theft is often a precursor to everything from simple burglary to drug trafficking and yes, terrorism), why not have the government sponsor the Big Three into supplying a LilbroJack as part of the standard model? Big fat pork contracts for the steel belt, sold as "improving safety by eliminating auto theft" to the voter, and the cash-strapped State governments would likely be onboard anyways to save on highway patrol funding. (ie.. Congress wouldn't have to threaten to withhold highway construction $$$)

      As I see it, every car that rolls off the assembly line should get at least one, and preferably two, bugs built into it. 99% of the time the primary bug is off. 1% of the time the car is stolen, and the primary but is turned on when the civilian reports the car as stolen. (And 0.1% of the time, pursuant to the needs of law enforcement, the secondary bug only, is turned on for the sheer hell of it, but that's the price you pay for eliminating Grand Theft Auto across the country, with the exception of your PC/console gaming room :)

      The existence of the secondary bug should be withheld from the public for as long as practical. Not sure how to easily integrate a Big Secret(tm) such as the secondary bug into an insecure manufacturing process like vehicle design and assembly, mind you. I'm sure people with a Need To Know have good ideas on solving that problem.

      Both bugs could also hold a passive RFID chip containing the VIN(primary) and the VIN encrypted with the public half of an Uber Law Enforcement key (secondary) on it. Remove the primary bug, you've removed the VIN, you've automatically marked the car as stolen. Th33f = pwn3d! (And of course, if you so much as breathe the wrong way on the secondary bug, both bugs trip. Law enforcement can tell, by looking at which "VIN" (either VIN or VIN+UberKey) was transmitted at phone-home time, which bug was fscked with. Officer Friendly at your local precinct can track your stolen car with the primary bug, but only Law Enforcement of high enough rank to have access to the private half of the UberKey, however, could do anything with transmissions from the secondary bug.

      Back to reality for a bit. It'd be a bit of a kludge, but I bet a dirt-simple variation of the primary/secondary bug trick (albeit one not locked to the VIN, not directly accessible to law enforcement, sans crypto, and ultimately based on security through obscurity, namely the vehicle owner's skill in hiding the second bug) could even be designed and sold as a consumer aftermarket add-on to a commercial system like LoJack.

    2. Re:Score one for little brother... by Tackhead · · Score: 2, Interesting
      > Why not install cameras throughout your home, in every room including your bedroom and bathroom, and then broadcast it all over the internet?

      Actually, I've thought of that as a pretty cool solution to burglary. If it's a wireless link that uploads in real time to a server in the basement, and that server in the basement uploads to a remote server at a friend's house, Joe Burglar can steal everything in your house, including the security system, but he'll go nuts trying to find "the 10-hour VCR" that holds the "tape". He can even steal the server in the basement (if he can find it) and it won't do him a lick of good, because all the video's on your friend's hard drive.

      > That way, not only could the police make sure that no crimes are being committed in your house, but your neighbors could come and help you if you were hurt or in danger.

      If I encrypt the video stream with my friend's public key and my public key, it wouldn't be hard to "log out" of my home (encrypt stream with Friend's public key only) when I leave for work, and "log in" when I come back (encrypt stream with both Friend's public and my public key).

      1) When I'm "logged out" of my home, Friend and only Friend (assuming he keeps his private key secure) can watch the house while I'm away. House gets broken into while he's watching, he calls cops. Sends video.

      2) When I'm "logged in" to my home, Friend can't see anything I do, but he can still give me the encrypted data stream I need to obtain pictures of the perp, should I have the misfortune of being the victim of a home invasion while wanking to g0at pr0^W^W^W^Wdownloading warez^W^Whaving a quiet evening with a significant other.

      (Besides, what, you actually think some poor Agent wants to watch a Slashdotter's bedroom all night? Man, talk about a boring assignment! :)

  7. vehicle tracking systems by TWX · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Thing is, it might be fun to mess with people who are attempting to use such a system against you. Record the audio from movies where people are conspiring, and play it back when the car is driving. Shield the GPS receiver so that it doesn't receive properly, stuff like that.

    Or, just learn how to be relatively self-sufficient on the road, so that they have a much harder time using things against you...

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  8. Even closer to home. by orthogonal · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What about installation of a trojan to turn on and transmit audio from your PC's microphone, or pictures from the web cam?

    I'll bet this is already part of the FBI's arsenal.

    Prudence dictates disconnecting that microphone when not in use. And hardware based (less easily suborned) monitoring of outbound network traffic.

    (The accomplished tin-foil hat wearer will suggest that a disconnected microphone will just mean a free-standing bug being installed, and he'd be right. But why connect the mic and make it easy for you to be spied upon?)

    1. Re:Even closer to home. by orthogonal · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why would the FBI be interested in the sights and sounds of your mother's basement? Get lost, troll. NEXT!

      Hey, those WMDs have to be somewhere, right?

  9. Re:Correction... by pegr · · Score: 2, Informative

    No, go ahead and read the article. It's ok, I'll wait...

    Here, I'll do the heavy lifting for you...

    "Under federal law, the FBI can obtain court orders compelling telecommunications companies, ISPs, landlords and others to assist the Bureau in spying on customers. But the law requires that surveillance in such cases be conducted "unobtrusively and with a minimum of interference with the services" provided by the company."

    There. You want to try again?

  10. Press Release of the Future by Accord+MT · · Score: 5, Insightful

    LOS ANGELES, Nov 1, 2033 -- Due to the overwhelming success of historic actions such as the PATRIOT act and the DMCA, this morning the United Corporations of America announced they will be launching SafeCam, their latest security-related legislative product.

    Also known in the UCA as "consumers who look and act different", TERRORISTS have become a major threat to the consumer's way of life. The fact that he or she could be buying products from a real TERRORIST should send shivers down the spine of any good white God-fearing American consumer. There has been no way to effectively keep these TERRORISTS out of the marketplace, until now.

    SafeCam is a nanochip-sized machine which locates consumer homes and positions itself in key strategic positions. The product records video and audio data of the consumer and his or her family, scanning their food, office, computer, medical records, and general lifestyle attributes. It automatically bills the consumer and sends everything it finds to a central server to be analyzed and, if necessary, be sent to the Department of Consumer Protection. If it uncovers evidence that a consumer might be a TERRORIST, it will alert the local Law Enforcement corporation using the tried-and-tested "Guilty Until Proven Innocent" algorithm so successfully employed by previous UCA legislative products. Evidence can include non-Christian religious material, photographs of middle-eastern-looking people, and any product with questionable foreign origin.

    In the past, consumers have reacted positively to similar legislative products. Since non-TERRORISTS have nothing to hide, they do not mind 24-hour monitoring and reporting, and are now accustomed to the level of security the UCA provides.

    The UCA reports they plan to initially deploy ten SafeCam devices for every one consumer into the air supply later this month. Of course, consumers may choose to block these devices from entering their homes and businesses, but this blocking will be used against them as evidence, because who else but a TERRORIST would be afraid of Big Brother?

    About the United Corporations of America

    The UCA is the world leader in consumer protection legislative products. Representing corporations throughout the world, the UCA's mission is to provide a safe environment for all consumers to enjoy working, spending, and enriching member corporations.

    This document is hereby released to the public domain. You may (and are encouraged to) reproduce, republish, read, modify, and/or archive it without limitation.

  11. What precident? by shakamojo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Don't get me wrong, I think this is a victory for privacy and liberty (albeit a small one), but isn't this setting a precident that's kind of scary? I mean as long as they don't interfere with the service it's ok? Granted, I'm sure that by the time the FBI is taking out warrants to listen in on your conversations you've probably already got worse things to worry about than this, but with everything becoming more interactive, how far away are we from losing what little is left of our privacy? Scary...

  12. Paranoia paranoia everybody's comming to get me... by MoneyT · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ok, to start, you will notice that first in order for this surveilence to be activated, they need a cout order. IOW they need a warrant. That makes this surveilence no different than a wire tap or sitting outside your house with a mic aimed at your window. If they hae the warrant, they can monitor.

    Second, this seems overly paranoid on the safety issue, given that if the FBI is listening in, I'm sure they would be able to hear the person they're tapping scream "Holy FUCK!" before he hits the semi truck. And I highly doubt the FBI is just gonna sit on their ass wondering why they aren't getting any more sound.

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  13. Talk about collecting useful data! by TPS+Report · · Score: 5, Funny

    Scene: Interrogation room, deep under FBI headquarters.

    AGENT: We know you did it. We have proof.
    YOU: You've got nothing!
    AGENT: [to other agent] Bob, play the tape.


    YOUR VOICE: I'd like the double cheeseburger meal, supersized with no pickles
    MCDONALDS DRIVE THROUGH: What kind of drink?
    YOUR VOICE: A large Coke please

    AGENT: Damnit. Fast forward the tape a bit.

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  14. Re:but Bush loves freedom by orthogonal · · Score: 2, Funny

    must be a great country he comes from where you can be "free" and be spyed on all at the same time, isnt democracy wonderful

    Please report to your local Block Warden for re-education and social adjustment, Citizen!

  15. Re:Does this mean we should expect an "upgrade"? by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Insightful
    How long until this "feature" is added to cell phones?

    They can already track you via your (digital -- not analog, far as I know with analog all they can tell is which sector around the tower you are in -- a general area but not an exact location -- correct me if I'm wrong) cell phone. That's how they caught that college kid last year sending the mailbombs (? something like that) -- he turned his cell phone on.

    At least with a cell phone, if you are truly paranoid, you just take the batteries out of it. Not much the non-automotive guy can do to disable these systems (or the black-boxes that record information during an accident). Besides, the cell phone has legitimate uses -- my new Verizon phone supposedly has the ability to give my exact GPS coordinates to 911 centers.

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  16. FBI Roadside Assistance by camusflage · · Score: 2, Informative

    If the car breaks down, the FBI or whoever was listening could repsond!

    Actually, in the majority opinion, they addressed that: "The FBI, however well-intentioned, is not in the business of providing emergency
    road services and might well have better things to do when listening in than respond with such services to the electronic signal sent over the line."

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    1. Re:FBI Roadside Assistance by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Interesting
      grandparent poster wrote:
      If the car breaks down, the FBI or whoever was listening could repsond!

      Most of the time the conversations are recorded to tape and reviewed later for any "good stuff". As a matter of fact, when warrants are issued, many times they include a restriction that requires the law enforcement agency specifically to ignore any conversation involving parties not mentioned in the warrant, etc.

    2. Re:FBI Roadside Assistance by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 4, Funny

      In the movie Casino, the mobsters have thier wives call each other and talk about shopping for 2 minutes. After the FBI turns off the recorder because it's not relevant, then the mobsters start talking. That movie teaches us so many useful things. Like always have the hole dug first. You don't want to sit out in the desert digging a hole. Someone could come by, and then you have to dig another hole. Life lessons.

      -B

  17. Where to end? Right here. by erikdotla · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Sure they could bug your car anyway, but you could sweep for bugs (if you were a criminal, anyway).

    The difference is that they're turning something that is a harmless, useful commercial service and remotely exploiting it for monitoring.

    Then again, I suppose a long-range camera exploits "harmless photons" for the same purpose, which is why it would have been allowed, and the safety issues are the only reason the court rules against the FBI.

    Other than revealing that the FBI actively pursues these kinds of tactics, which most of us already knew (perhaps not to this extent), this article only discusses one rare exception to that policy and laws which govern it.

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  18. What's that couple in the car next to me saying?? by Angry_Admin · · Score: 2, Funny

    Great, now that everyone knows it's possible, how long until we start to see plans for building your own box to enable this "feature" in other people's vehicles?

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  19. Figures... by MoeMoe · · Score: 2, Funny

    And this is the exact reason I got a Garmin StreetPilot III... that and my tin-foil hat ofcourse...

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  20. Tin Foil car covers by DrJohnnie · · Score: 2, Funny

    After reading this I'm starting a tin-foil car cover company!

  21. Not all telematics system supports this. by LqdSlpStrm · · Score: 5, Informative

    Have been developing systems like this for years.

    A few telematics systems lets you silently call upp the vehicle and eavesdrop using the handsfree functionality, but most don't. Some of the protocols supports it, while the vehicle implementation of it does not.

    What a call center operator can always do, however, is silently track your car. It usually works by calling up the vehicle over Verizon's WIN4 net, transmit authentication codes and a request to track the car's progress. Every five-fifteen minutes thereafter, the car will call up and transmit a GPS log to the call center.

    Remote door unlock is often also a trivial matter.

    No, you cannot call up and hijack the vehicle from the ordinary phone network since all WIN4 subscriptions have an areacode of 500, rending them unreachable from any ordinary phone. Calling out to them is a long and tedious process. On top of this, every vehicle usually have a unique passcode generated when the car is built. A list of these passcodes are then sent directly to the call center who uses them to access the cars.

    No, you cannot reprogram the 800 number dialled by the vehicle in case of a crash or other event. The number is setup in the WIN4 network. No matter what number you are trying to get to from the handset, you will end up at the same DNIS.

    My $.05

    1. Re:Not all telematics system supports this. by LqdSlpStrm · · Score: 3, Informative

      Hmmm.

      I forgot to mention that the article's description of the eavesdropping blocking the line for emergency calls points to a incorrectly designed telematics system.

      What should happen is that any non-emergency call is aborted when a higher level event, such as an airbag deployment, occurs.

      This frees the line for emergency use.

    2. Re:Not all telematics system supports this. by ebonkyre · · Score: 2, Informative

      The eavesdropping IS an "emergency call", at least as far as the system is concerned. They tap the car by ordering the provider to activate the "stolen vehicle" mode.

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  22. reminds me of blurbflies by bodrell · · Score: 2, Insightful
    in Jeff Noon's "Nymphomation." But the blurbflies mostly served to whisper advertisements into consumers' ears.

    Another literary reference that comes to mind is the saboteurs in Kurt Vonnegut's "Player Piano." Everyone was always suspected of being a saboteur. In the finale there is chaos--people destroying machines everywhere. One guy exclusively destroyed traffic lights. Technology can certainly enslave as easily as it can liberate.

    Seriously, though, this kind of intrusive surveillance does justify paranoia and, ironically, the very anti-government sentiments it is meant to address. And people scoff when I complain about GPS in all new cell phones. Not that they couldn't triangulate coordinates anyway, with an older cell phone.

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  23. It's their loss... by switcha · · Score: 2, Funny

    My 'car-a-oke' renditions of todays top hits are really not to be missed.

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  24. What about cell phones? by FuzzyDaddy · · Score: 2, Funny
    How long before your cell phone is turned into a device to eavesdrop on you? Could this be possible by remotely programming existing cell phones, without needing hardware modifications?

    I'm going to start selling a little clip on to the cell phone to light up or beep when it detects that the phone is transmitting. I bet the paranoid would pay $50 for that. It wouldn't cost more than a few bucks to make, with a mini-circuits rf amplifier and mixer.

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  25. here in San Antonio... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    here in San Antonio, an SAPD special street/drug crimes unit has been known to call up the Transguide Operators (highway cameras for traffic and safety conditions) and ask them to train a camera on a suspect or two.

    supposedly this pissed off some city officials and the practiced has been "banned" - yeah, right.

  26. OnStar by raelimperialaerosolk · · Score: 5, Informative
    My new vehicle came with a free year of onstar service. I've only used it once when I called and set up the service.

    I asked the dealership where the onstar equipment was, and they said it was buried deep in the dash somewhere, totally inaccessible. I had the vehicle home and 5 minutes later found it underneath the passenger rear seat. It's not labelled "ONSTAR UNIT", but it was pretty obvious. You pull the cover back and there is a nice motorola built case with two data cables going into it and a 3rd coax connection (for the antenna).

    The Onstar stats say they recover 500 vehicles a month. Thieves really are idiots. All you have to do is disconnect the onstar box, or, at the very least pull out the antenna cable.

    I was considering disconnecting the unit after my year was up, but then my wife's cousin who consults for onstar was telling me that they will perform 'public safety' services even if you don't have an active account. He said if you're even in a bad neighborhood, just hit the button and say "I don't feel safe", and they'll guide you out.

    Interestingly, the onstar documentation doesn't come right out and say it, but it implies that they can use the onstar system (with built in gps) for reasons other than helping you. I can envision a situation where one parent might 'kidnap' their own kid and the other parent could get a court to use the Onstar system to locate the vehicle (or something like that).

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  27. Bot only used for.... by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 2, Funny

    I call upon you, the American People to realize that this action is only used to gather intelligence on the Axels of Evil - these terrorists in our midsts. This only furthers our resolve to do whatever we must to protect your freedom.

  28. Re:I don't have a problem with FBI taps by Hatta · · Score: 2, Informative

    They don't have to leave their seats to use onspy. Besides, the warrent requirement is a complete non issue. With roving wiretaps the FBI can ask for a warrent in their favorite jurisdiction and it follows you everywhere. And under the patriot act, they don't even have to be investigating a crime, but only have guess that maybe they might hear something that could be relevant to a terrorism investigation. So what does this mean? It means that the fbi could readily get a warrent on your iranian doctor friend who's been sending money back home to a charitable organization who (unbeknownst to him) is suspected of having questionable ties. Since roving wiretaps follow him around, and say, you play cards with him on tuesday night they can tap your phone without getting another warrent. This is absolutely insane people.

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  29. Vindication by nurb432 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This what have i been telling you people all along.. but nooooo all i get is fucking 'tin foil hat' cracks..

    Everyone needs to wake up and look around at what is going on... get your heads out of the sand and fight for what freedom we have left.... before its too late ( if it isnt already )

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  30. Re:Who cares about the FBI.. what about the compan by Hatta · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Honest citizens are still in danger because of roving wiretap provisions and the lower standard needed for a warrent from the patriot act.

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  31. Lo-Jack by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Interesting

    When I bought a car recently, the finance guy tried to sell me Lo-Jack, which if you don't know is a microwave transmitter that the police can remotely enable and then pick up the signal from their squad car, ostensibly to retrieve your car when it gets stolen.

    The relevent part is when he said "... and since it's only turned on when you report your car stolen, it isn't Big Brother-ish like On-Star and the others".

    A microwave transmitter in my car that is directly controlled and monitored by the police. And that's not Big Brotherish. Riiiight.

    That the guy seemed genuinely startled when I pointed out this obvious problem tells me that we've already lost.

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  32. China Re:So, when... by mitheral · · Score: 2, Interesting

    China already does this to a limited extent. If you are executed for your crime they charge the family for the price of the bullet.

    From http://www.boycottmadeinchina.org/en/why_boycott/r ationale/additional_reasons/part3.shtml
    "The immediate families of the victims were, formerly, required to be present at the execution and to make a denouncement of the victim. This is no longer mandatory. However, the victim's family is still required to pay the cost of the bullet used in the execution."

  33. Re:Does this mean we should expect an "upgrade"? by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Interesting
    see the thing is, you can take the battery out, but have you ever noticed that if you take the battery out, the phone still remembers your numbers?? thats becuse there is a Li-Ion battery inside of it. tear yours apart and you'll see it :)

    Hmm, I always thought it was a nonvolatile memory solution like CompactFlash cards that don't require a battery to retain the data. But then I've never cracked apart a cell phone to see. Guess what I'll be doing with my old Nokia when I get home tonight? :)

    In any case, if this is true (and it probably is -- I'm not doubting you) I doubt that battery is powerful enough to transmit for very long. I suppose if you are truly paranoid you could say that they could have a feature built in to enable it to transmit just long enough for them to locate you, but how are they going to activate that feature if you have already removed the primary battery?

    Are you telling me that the phone still checks the network every so-often even with the primary battery removed to see if there are new commands waiting for it? That's a bit of a stretch.

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  34. Re:examend the firmware in you cell phone? by tengwar · · Score: 2, Informative
    Could your cellular provider "turn on the mic" for the FBI?

    No, I don't think so. I work in the mobile phone industry. For GSM, you can browse the standards at www.3gpp.org. Document 07.07 specifies inter alia a way of setting up a network-initiated GPRS connection (i.e. a data connection), but I've never come across a way of setting up a network-initiated voice connection and I'm virtually certain it doesn't exist.

  35. Heroic Democrats by ssstraub · · Score: 2, Interesting



    Senator Russ Feingold, Democrat Wisconsin

    "He was the lone senator to vote against the USA Patriot Act last fall, has been its most vocal critic, warning that the act infringes on constitutional freedoms. He also introduced legislation that would put on hold the government's "Total Information Awareness Program"."

    Statement Of U.S. Senator Russ Feingold On The Anti-Terrorism Bill From The Senate Floor

    epic.org mentions Feingold

  36. Re:Not all rights are enumerated in BoR by HardCase · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I think that in the context of 18th century america, our founding fathers expected a certain level of privacy from monitoring and didn't bother writing it down because they couldn't imagine how it could be taken away.


    Privacy rights in the 18th century were virtually nonexistent, at best. Remember, in America, this was a country that was rebelling against a monarchy that was very nearly dictatorial in its treatment of its colonies. Far from expecting a certain level of privacy from monitoring, the founding fathers had to be constantly aware of the potential of the British-controlled government monitoring of their every move, without any redress available. The very reason that the Bill of Rights reads as it does was because the founders were extraordinarily distrustful of government - they knew that it had to exist for a country to work, but that it must be limited in nature for freedom to flourish. Thus, the created a Constitution that placed significant limits upon the government. You'd better believe that they knew that privacy could be taken away - it is one of the chief tools of a repressive government, and the founders of this nation had gone through a war to throw off the yoke of a very repressive government. But these were extremely smart guys...and fortunate for us. They knew that formulating a Bill of Rights that was very specific in what it granted would just allow the government to work around the specificity. So they framed the 12 Amendments very broadly, without making any reference to privacy as such, and in the end, they had enumerated rules for a government in its dealing with its citizens in such a way that their privacy was guaranteed, without specifically guaranteeing their privacy. That, to me, is extraordinary.


    They didn't have to envision incredible technological advances. The wording of the Bill of Rights is so broad that it encompasses them. It's not necessary to consider the context of the Constitution's era. It truely is an ageless document because the founders did not strive to address specific issues, but concerned themselves with broad, sweeping concepts. They allowed their descendents to place specific issues against the broad concepts of the Constitution. And that shows exceptional forsight...and trust.


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