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Why We See Faces - Everywhere
Berek Half Hand writes "Phil Plait over at Bad Astronomy has a great personal story of a paranormal visitation to his shower. His report explains a lot about human nature and how our brains our wired. Those of you who may be Kate Campbell fans will also immediately think of 'Jesus and Tomatoes' and the famous Nun Bun."
I see dead people.......
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I used to live in an apartment next to a schizophrenic guy. He left his dirty clothes scattered all over his apartment.
One day, he brought me down to his house because he was seeing faces in the wrinkles of the clothes - and he was running around the room whacking his laundry with a stick to kill the faces.
I moved not long after that.
"If you think you have things under control, you're not going fast enough." --Mario Andretti
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Some of these, especially the sleeping giants and one particular offshore head, are downright eerie.
Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
He doesn't realize that shower curtain is a product the People's Shower Curtain Collective. The curtain is engineered so that when the working-class struggle against the bourgeois fungus and soap scum is exhausted, the face of Lenin reveals itself as a sign curtain is going on strike and should be replaced.
Some consider the ability to recognize faces in humans as a priori knowledge, that is, knowledge without any prior experience. Apparently, our genes hardwire our brains to know what a face is, even before we ever experience one. I think that is so fascinating. Could it be possible to genetically engineer a human to be born with more knowledge?
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They Are Vermin Feeding On Each Other's Feces.
I Hate \.
I was in South Dakota last year, and I was just driving through this nice wooded area, when I rounded a bend and...
THERE WERE FOUR FACES, RIGHT THERE IN THE ROCK!
I mean, like, GIANT faces, not small at all. I was pretty freaked out. I turned the car around and high-tailed it out of there!
I can't be sure, but one of the guys looked just like Abraham Lincoln! The other one might have been Stalin, but I'm not sure...
...but it's being eaten...by some...Linux or something...
If you found this article interesting, you may want to read Faces in the Clouds: A New Theory of Religion by Stewart Guthrie.
In one word, this book is about Anthropomorphism - The ascription of human characteristics to things not human.
I thought that this was pretty well covered, and not actually news.
This natural formation never ceases to amaze me.
Phil Plait's page linked to the Skeptic's Dictionary, which in turn linked to this cool site:
Miracles of Islam:
* Does this tomato carry a message from God?
* Second Miracle Tomato
* Miracle stone
* Name of 'Allah' on eggs and beans
* Miracle Melon
* Holy Message on Eggshell
This is strangely comforting to me, as a Christian myself. I had thought that visions of Christ in pond scum and the Virgin Mary on tortillas were God's way of helping us laugh at ourselves, but I wondered why He would have everyone else giggling as well. Turn out He's being a divine Prankster to the rest of his children as well.
As for us Methodists, I don't think we tend to make a big deal about religious signs in fruit, stones, and tortillas. Perhaps this is due in part to the Protestant reluctance to worship iconic figures. Note that at your local Baptist or Methodist church, the cross is empty... symbolically, that's an important distinction from our Catholic brethren.
But if that tortilla is what it takes to strengthen your faith... "God works in mysterious ways," indeed.
Stressed? Me? Of course not. Stress is what a rubber band feels before it breaks, silly.
Once the face of the Muslim deity is shown in the tomato, ths signs are there for another Holy War.
See this page for a historic account of the vengeance of the Fruit of Islam.
It looks more like Robert E. Lee to me...
I know the guy who runs the site, and now I feel Slashguilt (the shame you get from slashdotting someone's site). It's pretty easy with Geocities and its razor-thin file transfer allowance, anyway.
Thanks for your comment, Patera. Of all the items in the whole wide whorl, you post at mine. Hope you aren't seeing faces in the sacrifice meat!
Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
Did you see the face ?
Perhaps this is a good time to plug Oliver Sachs' classic The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat, a collection of essays about bizarre cognitive disorders such as Tourette's Syndrome. It is of interest here because the title story is about a man whose face-recognition "software" was broken - not just the ability to distinguish Peter from Paul, but the basic ability to recognize a face as a face. Bizarre and a bit scary, but a very good read, and very thought provoking.
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I thought the item was "Why i see feces everywhere".
Al Gore, the inventor of the Internet, is said to walk around with a stone head on his shoulders.
I can't believe that when this man talks about the deaths of the bolshevik regime, he talks about the tsar family and the bourgeois.
What about the tens of thousands of peasants that were massacred by the Tcheka? What about the Krondstadt butchery? What about the gulags?
Who cares about the tsar. He was an asshle too.
The Bolshevik regime in a short time killed between 2 and 3 million people, while reversing the progress made up to that point in the pre-Bolshevik period of the Revolution (making Lenin far worse and more powerful than any Tsar). At the same time, they established Soviet Russia as a major imperialist power, by invading, crushing, and annexing several nations that bordered Russia.
In Soviet Russia, Lenin showers you!
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But if that tortilla is what it takes to strengthen your faith
I saw a commander in a Taco once. I'm not sure where, though, I think it was some web site not very far away.
Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
My girlfriend once was making pancakes and she discovered an uncanny image of the Virgin Mary in the folds cooked into one. After I confirmed its resemblance we comtemplated whether or not to eat it. Maybe, since we're not religious, we could have at least made some money charging admission to all the crazies out there. In the end though, there was only one sane course of action to take.
She was delicious.
Dewey, you fool! Your decimal system has played right into my hands!
Hm, when I read that water splash was supposed to be a face the first thing I thought of was Colonel Sanders... must be lunch time.
And it wasn't a very nice thing to do to the poor shlub that runs the site.
has a great explaination of this effect in his book "The Demon Haunted World."
...Parental care of the young is essential for the continuance of the hereditary lines. As soon as the infant can see, it recognizes faces, and we now know that this skill is hardwired in our brains."
He states, "Humans, like other primates...enjoy one another's company.
He continues, "As an inadvertant side effect, the patter-recognition machinery in our brains is so efficient in extracting a face from a clutter of other detail that we sometimes see faces where there are none."
actually, mum used to make pancakes with faces in them on purpose. She'd make the nose and eyes and ears first, and then pour batter over them, and viola! teddy-bear faces. We didn't think twice about eating them, however, and with that prior experience, i can't imagine that if we found an image in a pacake- even an image of the virgin mary- we'd have any trouble passing the syrup. If it happened in something we weren't familiar with as a portrait medium- say, in the gravy boat, or made out of the holes in swiss cheese- i imagine we might have to think about it for a minute. (mum, are you SURE this gravy is oke to eat? Yes? *shrug* All right then. Pass the potatoes.)
"I'd say 'Have a good time,' but arson is still illegal.
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In Alaska - Mt. Susitna - also known as "Sleeping Lady" has long been perceived to be the form of a woman in repose.
Like most natural scenario that is enduring - this one has stories that go along with it. Here's one about what the mountain is waiting for before 'she' gets up again.
Subduction leads to orogeny
I think the brain has some sort of "coprocessor" to indentify faces.
However, there are people who can't indentify who it is if they meet a known person. This condition is called prosapagnosia.
www.prosopagnosia.com
For some reason, most of the other pages with the info have disappeared from the web, unfortunately.
People like you have ruined the word "voila" (fuck you slashdot for not allowing accents) for me. Even when spelled correctly, I tend to read "viola" and lose all faith in mankind.
Anyway, one of the small stories in the book is a bout a man who had a very minor stroke which affected the area of the brain that only recognizes faces. The man would recognize people by their voice, rhythym of their walk, etc. Oddly enough, too, is that the brain did not 'know" that it had been affected, and the mans brain could not grasp the fact that faces exist. Fascinating stuff
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Everywhere I look I see vaginas
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