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USB Menorah

Fiver-rah writes "There's USB Christmas trees; lame acrylic things with LED lights that are powered by your computer. It's an amusing idea, but it doesn't really take advantage of being attached to a computer. Enter the USB Menorah. It can correctly calculate the dates of Hannukah for at least the next few thousand years (or any historical date back to 2 B.C.E.). As well as 'lighting' the candles based on when the sunsets (I set the default geography for San Francisco/Berkeley, but you can enter any latitude/longitude and (assuming you don't live too close to the arctic circle) it will be correct to within a few minutes. Furthermore, the shamas (candle you use to light the other candles) can blink out any morse-code message you want--it'll convert the words to morse code for you! And you can even put it into Kwanzaa mode! Each candle can take three different colors (Red, Green & Yellow), allowing you to do some animation. Software is a GPL command line program for Mac OS X. Basically only the USB communication stuff needs to be ported for other OS's. Delcom (the manufacturer of the USB interface chip) supplies drivers for Windows, and a few people have written Linux drivers, so it wouldn't be too hard for a motivated individual."

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  1. Saddam would love one of these by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    +5 Confusing

  2. USB toothbrush by fabio · · Score: 5, Funny

    i saw a usb powered toothbrush at some obscure japanes page, are there anything YOU cant power with usb?

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    *resistance is futile, or fuzzy, i dunno*
    1. Re:USB toothbrush by Savatte · · Score: 3, Funny

      how about a USB-powered UPS battery

    2. Re:USB toothbrush by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      She'll never have sex with you if you keep looking for machines to do your job for you.

    3. Re:USB toothbrush by broken · · Score: 3, Funny

      You mean like this one? (link NSFW)

    4. Re:USB toothbrush by SEE · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hello Kitty? No. But the Matrix Vibe is available . . .

  3. Next Poll ... by lemonjus · · Score: 4, Funny

    The lamest USB gadget you can think of :

    1) USB machine gun
    2) USB umbrella
    3) USB Inflatable doll
    4) USB stapler ...
    help me out here...

  4. Yeah, well... by Faust7 · · Score: 5, Funny

    My FireWire Christmas tree beats the crap out of that!

    Though perhaps "FireWire" isn't such a good word to use in the context of combustible wood...

    1. Re:Yeah, well... by Spazholio · · Score: 3, Funny

      As opposed to the non-combustible variety? =)

  5. Re:Hmmm... by Some+Clown · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now I just feel silly... and slow. I must need more coffee. Or maybe a USB Menorah.

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    "...The mice will see you now..."
  6. Pervasive computing by DuSTman31 · · Score: 3, Funny

    While basically gimmics, stuff like this USB powered menorah and the USB toothbrush may be looked back on historically as the dawning of the pervasive computing age..

    Next thing will be to make them interface via wireless ethernet.

  7. As my mother would say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oy...and for this I sent you to MIT?

  8. Planning by fiskbil · · Score: 5, Funny

    I hope the people buying this tree realize that they have to keep an old computer working for a few thousand years and pass that computer to their children and so on and so forth. It would be a shame to not take advantage of its ability to calculate a thousands years into the future.

    It would be really cool though if it could masquerade as something else when it's not christmas (holidays whatever). Both me and some of my friends are usually too lazy to take away decorations after christmas and you usually end with some smartass comments during summer.

  9. Re:Don't forget... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    why pay? USB devices rarely work under Linux.

  10. Re:Judging from the pictures.... by cliffy2000 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, LEDs on a menorah could very well suffice, depending on the circumstances.
    I mean, the lighting of the candles might be awkward, but it certainly can be done. Judaism is not really so much of a methodical religion as much as it is a spiritual one.
    Of course, what do I know? I'm a very bad Jew.

  11. Re:Morse code, eh? by Odin's+Raven · · Score: 4, Funny
    Anyone got a translation of the video he's got linked?

    Let's see, I believe it says:

    Help...me...

    Obi...Wan...Kenobi...

    You're...my....

    only...hope...

    ;-)

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  12. Up next by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    A dreidel with Bluetooth?

    1. Re:Up next by Ilan+Volow · · Score: 3, Funny


      I had wondered why the guy who won all my chocolate coins kept fiddling with his sony-ericsson phone.

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  13. Menorah by mabu · · Score: 4, Funny

    Think anyone's going to pay retail for that?

  14. And the Hebrews celebrated... by CptChipJew · · Score: 4, Funny

    for their UPS kept their menorah lit for 8 full nights after the Syrian army cut the power!

    Thus thou shalt celebrate for 8 days, lighting one LED each night.

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  15. Re:Why 2BCE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    about 2300 years ago if I remember correctly.

    Jeez, how old are you?

  16. Re:Morse code, eh? by orthogonal · · Score: 2, Funny
    Let's see, I believe it says:
    Help...me...
    Obi...Wan...Kenobi...
    Actually, I believe that's:
    Help... me...
    Eleazar... ben... Yair...
  17. Where's the USB Santa? by tjstork · · Score: 3, Funny


    All this religious stuff, and here Chris Kringle is getting oppressed! I want my USB RUDOLPH

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  18. make menuconfig by EdMcMan · · Score: 2, Funny
    Holiday Fesitivities
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    USB Menorah (Y/M/N) Y

    Why not?

    1. Re:make menuconfig by Dachannien · · Score: 2, Funny

      You should probably build that one as a module. I mean, you never know when you might want to convert.

  19. Yes. by Faust7 · · Score: 4, Funny

    As opposed to the non-combustible variety?

    Ever tried to burn wet wood?

    1. Re:Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Sure. And succeeded. You obviously weren't using enough accelerants.

  20. Wow by Laconian · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's the nerdiest thing I've ever heard about. Seriously. And I've used /. for almost six years.

  21. Re:All I want by EverStoned · · Score: 2, Funny

    I actually have one, made by D-Link. The hardware works fine, but the accompanying software is crap.