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Peter Wayner writes: "The novel Paranoia begins with one of the most tantalizing premises I've read in some time. Young Adam Cassidy was just sliding by as a junior product line manager in the router division of Wyatt Telecom, when he discovered that the company wasn't doing much for the retirement of his pal down on the loading dock. So he impersonated the VP of corporate events, faked a few invoices, and booked the same caterer who brought in the steaks and lobster for the executive suite. Alas, Nicholas Wyatt, the CEO, wasn't happy with the steep bill and gave Cassidy a choice of 20 years in prison or life as a corporate spy. In no time, Cassidy decides he's quite willing to go undercover and find out just what the heck is going on the skunk works over at their competitor, Trion." Read on for the rest of Wayner's review. Paranoia author Joseph Finder pages 432 publisher St. Martin's rating 9 reviewer Peter Wayner ISBN 0312319142 summary A fast-paced thriller about a young router engineer who is

It may be hard for anyone who's endured the economic downturn in the computer industry and the ascendance of the DRM lawyers to see the romance of tech, but the computer business continues to be one of the most exciting and explosive corners of the zeitgeist. Fortunes are made and lost in days; products depend upon the synergy of the hackers and the marketeers; and everything turns on the information passed along in IMs, emails and whispers. This world is a rich backdrop for the new thriller by Joe Finder, the spy novelist who set his previous books in the world of the three-letter agencies and the military justice system. This time he's plumbing the depths of corporate politics and industrial espionage with his story of a company racing to deliver the next big Palm Pilot replacement.

The thriller is a reminder that electronic gizmos continue to be a tumultuous and exciting domain where creative people with whip-smart minds can change the company's destiny. I suppose it would be possible to set a similar novel in, say, the auto industry, but it just wouldn't have the same resonance. No engineer, designer, or bright employee is going to make much of a difference at Ford or General Motors. Much of their future is dictated by the cost of medical care for the retired workers and the problems are not about cars qua cars. Producing great cars would be nice, but it's not the main challenge for the companies. At least in Silicon Valley, there can be some direct link between action and reaction. Newton's law still holds.

The beginning of the book is an irresistable hook. Who wouldn't want to throw a party on the corporation's dime?

Many of the elements of Silicon Valley's mythology appear here. There's a boss who keeps stable of young, blonde administrative assistants around. There's another boss who works out of the same size cubicle as everyone else. Secret research labs to develop the next generation of gadgets are locked away in a perimeter guarded by other gadgets that scan eyeballs or examine fingerprints. All of the characters drive slick cars and worry about the quality of their real estate.

As the novel unfolds, Cassidy's allegiance and soul is pulled in a tug-of-war. Who deserves the information he's gathering? Is there right and wrong in corporate espionage? Which company deserves to win?

The novel is similar in tone and structure to John Grisham's The Firm or Michael Crichton's Disclosure, two other novels that mused about the nature of the modern workplace. Finder's characters are richer and better drawn, at least than Grisham's earlier works. The search for the next gadget isn't really the point of Cassidy journey in the labyrinth, it's just an excuse to work through the modern world of corporations and the way they organize people and their creations. The book is not filled with the neo-Marxist questioning of the capitalist system that comes from places like the Baffler , but there are similar themes that echo in the cubicle bins.

This is, of course, because it's a thriller, not some postmodern master's degree thesis. The twists are well-handled, the pacing is good, and the ending may open the doors to debates. I spent some time wondering whether it was the best ending on many different levels. That kind of resolution is something that doesn't come from standard thrillers by people like Tom Clancy or James Paterson. In those books, the author's point of view is as solid and fixed as, say, those opinion shows on Fox TV. Someone's always dying or trying to destroy America in those books and stopping the murder or saving the country is the only possible resolution.

Finder's earlier books delved into the mirror world of espionage and the realm of three-letter agencies. Moscow Club focused on a coup and an assassination in Soviet Russia. Extraordinary Powers explored the possibility that various spy agencies could tap clairvoyance and other extra-sensory powers-- a premise that David Moorhouse later confirmed was very real in his book, Psychic Warrior . The world of covert assassination in Latin America took center stage in High Crimes.

The tone is also much lighter than Finder's early books, with their heavy body count. After watching the movie version of High Crimes, I kept wishing someone would write a nice comedy for Ashley Judd. She deserved it, after the blood and betrayal. This time, death isn't part of the stakes, and this leaves Finder a bit more room to maneuver and play people and allegiances off each other. Cutting down on the raw danger gives him the freedom to build suspense with action and character. The book is really a light-hearted romp through a semi-mythical world where fortunes are huge, dreams are made real through engineering, and everyone drives a slick car. I say "semi-mythical," because despite the downturn, there's still plenty of money in some corners of technology. Will it always be there? Well, that's not the point of this book.

It's worth commending Finder for his insight into the technology world. His background is more in Russian literature and spy things, not in programming. Yet, the tech world he creates is as true to life in Silicon Valley as books like Po Bronson's The First 10 Million is the Hardest and Douglas Coupland's Microserfs. Technology is a wonderful domain for a novelist to work within, and we should be glad he came in from the cold to check it out.

Peter Wayner is the author of 13 thrilling technical books on topics like building secure databases ( Translucent Databases ), steganography ( Disappearing Cryptography ), and stopping cheating ( Policing Online Games ). You can purchase Paranoia from bn.com. Slashdot welcomes readers' book reviews -- to see your own review here, read the book review guidelines, then visit the submission page.

158 comments

  1. To Painful by Haxx · · Score: 1


    After what some of us have been through, This might be all to painful to read. I'm sure its good. I'm still stuck on political non-fiction.

    1. Re:To Painful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      "too" is the word your seaching for.

    2. Re:To Painful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      "alot" is not a word.

    3. Re:To Painful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Political non-fiction is an oxymoron.

    4. Re:To Painful by Golias · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Don't worry. You're probably not missing much by not reading this. 20 years in prison for stealing steak and lobster from an office via fraud? Sounds pretty hackneyed to me. They don't even lock up hackers who steal credit card numbers that long.

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    5. Re:To Painful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But it will be soon.

    6. Re:To Painful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "you're" is the word for which you're searching.

  2. Not sure if this is going to make any sense... by com_64_dejour · · Score: 5, Informative

    But I feel the need to tell all the geeks out there how great Finder's writing is...I know I hate it when people write stuff that has obvious factual holes, and he's able to always get it right without sacrificing creativity. Excelent reading for people who can't stand bugs :)

  3. Or, if this doesn't interest you by mcc · · Score: 4, Informative

    There's also Paranoia, the much-loved and sadly out-of-print Logan's Run meets McCarthyism meets Douglas Adams meets Kafka role-playing game.

    1. Re:Or, if this doesn't interest you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the Computer is my friend . . .

    2. Re:Or, if this doesn't interest you by Orion442 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Logan's Run meets McCarthyism meets Douglas Adams meets Kafka

      I'm not playing unless its Logan's Run meets McCarthyism meets Douglas Adams meets Kafka meets Battle Star Galactica's fem bot

    3. Re:Or, if this doesn't interest you by JanneM · · Score: 1

      Yep. Any novel titled "Paranoia" that isn't set in or around Alpha Complex is a source of treason. Please report immediately to the incineration units. Thank you.

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    4. Re:Or, if this doesn't interest you by AceCaseOR · · Score: 1
      Nahh. More like getting closer to the Cyberpunk 2020 (or whatever frelling year it was) RPG that R. Talsorian games put out. For the world to be getting closer to Shadowrun, we'd be needing Magic...

      But, anyway, to bring this lil' thread back on topic, is there anything particularly minable for RPG material from "Paranoia"? (the book, not the RPG)

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    5. Re:Or, if this doesn't interest you by Our+Man+In+Redmond · · Score: 4, Funny

      Here's how West End Games promoted Paranoia:

      SERVE THE COMPUTER. THE COMPUTER IS YOUR FRIEND!

      The Computer wants you to be happy. If you are not happy, you may be used as reactor shielding.

      The Computer is crazy. The Computer is happy. The Computer will help you to become happy. This will drive you crazy.

      Being a citizen of Alpha Complex is fun. The Computer says so, and The Computer is your friend.

      Rooting out traitors will make you happy. The Computer tells you so. Can you doubt The Computer?

      Being a Troubleshooter is fun. The Computer tells you so. Of course, The Computer is right.

      Troubleshooters get shot at, stabbed, incinerated, stapled, mangled, poisoned, blown to bits, and occasionally accidentally executed. This is so much fun that many Troubleshooters go crazy. You will be working with many Troubleshooters. All of them carry lasers.

      Aren't you glad you have a laser too? Won't this be fun?

      There are many traitors in Alpha Complex. There are many happy citizens in Alpha Complex. Most of the happy citizens are crazy. It is hard to say which are more dangerous - traitors or happy citizens. Watch out for both of them.

      The life of a Troubleshooter is full of surprises.

      Stay alert! Trust no one! Keep your laser handy!

      I knew a few of the people at West End, and they were all certifiable. The world is a slightly more normal place because Paranoia is out of print, and that is indeed a shame.

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      Someone you trust is one of us.
    6. Re:Or, if this doesn't interest you by MKalus · · Score: 2, Informative

      Paranoia was way over the top. I liked the setting in the sense that you couldn't die because you had clones etc.

      Problem is: Unless you have a group of players who has a very very strange sense of humour (read like mine) they'll hate it. Nothing is as it should be and with the right people it is a lot of fun.

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    7. Re:Or, if this doesn't interest you by Quixadhal · · Score: 2, Funny

      If this doesn't interest you, you must be a traitor. Please report yourself to the nearest incineration booth.

      All hail the computer!

    8. Re:Or, if this doesn't interest you by Hentai · · Score: 1

      Citizen MCC-R-SLD, please report to the termination vats for possessing information above your security clearance. Thank you.

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    9. Re:Or, if this doesn't interest you by Ooblek · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't know man, a cylon chick with a big red eye? Sounds like goatse.cx to me. Yech.

    10. Re:Or, if this doesn't interest you by Orion442 · · Score: 1

      The one I saw had it hidden in the back and a little pink 'eye' around front...

    11. Re:Or, if this doesn't interest you by PMAvers · · Score: 1

      Only for a little while longer. The original authors, after getting the rights back a couple years ago, are shopping it around for a brand-new edition.

      Read the interview...

      http://www.paranoia-live.net/modules.php?op=modl oa d&name=Sections&file=index&req=viewarticle&artid=7 &page=1

    12. Re:Or, if this doesn't interest you by spoonyfork · · Score: 1

      I played that game (along with the original Cyberpunk) back in the day! Paranoia was way cool. Although I always seemed to burn through my clones too quickly...

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    13. Re:Or, if this doesn't interest you by Stormalong · · Score: 1

      Paranoia was awesome. Some of the weapons were hysterical. There was one in particular I remember, the Nuclear Hand Grenade (I can't recall if this was official or one of my friends made it up). Had specs something like this:
      Max throwing distance: 10m
      Blast radius: 50m

    14. Re:Or, if this doesn't interest you by rjung2k · · Score: 1

      Although I always seemed to burn through my clones too quickly...

      That's how you knew you were playing it correctly.

    15. Re:Or, if this doesn't interest you by Our+Man+In+Redmond · · Score: 1

      LOL . . . exactly. Anyone who survived with their original clone hadn't quite caught on yet.

      And Paranoia had one of the great module names of all time: "The Yellow Clearance Black Box Blues," written by John M. Ford, who is also a happy crazy citizen.

      Referring to the grandparent of this post, I remember Cyberpunk too, and its mutant three-headed cousin Teenagers From Outer Space. I occasionally wonder what Mike Pondsmith is up to these days.

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    16. Re:Or, if this doesn't interest you by Hast · · Score: 1

      Now I have to root those books out again. Much fun to be had. It would be nice if someone did a CRPG out of the world. (And if it was good.)

      The Computer says:
      "Early to bed, early to rise; Or you die."

    17. Re:Or, if this doesn't interest you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone's proposed adhesive hand grenade was also cool. See, you throw the hand grenade and it sticks to the victim. Very effective.

      There are a couple of good lists of Paranoia R&D items online.

    18. Re:Or, if this doesn't interest you by Al-Hala · · Score: 1

      Likely coined after they found out about the Davy Crockett tactical nuclear warhead. Dial a yield, with a fallout greater than its launching radius (those whacky Army types) :)

      I too, loved Paranoia. Still have (alas, not the originals) the game books on the shelf.

    19. Re:Or, if this doesn't interest you by Al-Hala · · Score: 1

      They based it on a real life weapon: The Davy Crockett nuclear tactical weapon.

      The thing was launched from a jeep, or a bipod, and had a Dial-a-Yield warhead.

      Its blast and fallout radius was larger than its launching radius :)

    20. Re:Or, if this doesn't interest you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, just reading this thread is giving me warm fuzzy scalp-tingling memory recall.

  4. Paranoia 2: The Gates Directive by TrancePhreak · · Score: 3, Funny

    It all started one day when young Joe Bloe Linux user signed onto the web and started reading Slashdot... There was a news story on Microsoft and he just couldn't resist.................

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  5. TEH REAL QUESTION: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it out to get me, or is it not out to get me?

  6. Funny you mention automakers... by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 2, Informative

    One major automaker passed a corporate rule that outlaws the use or possession of a camera-phone within buildings.

    Apparently, a "tourist" glimpsed a model of something, snapped a couple quick shots, and was later sold to the competition. The estimated losses were in the millions.

    1. Re:Funny you mention automakers... by 110010001000 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Thats true, I work for them (General Motors). They now don't allow us to bring our phone-enables cell phones into the plant at all! We have to leave them at the security office and pick them up after the workday is over.

      Of course this sucks, since now I need to go get a non-camera phone. I think a lot of companies will follow suit.

    2. Re:Funny you mention automakers... by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 1

      It's been happening all over the place, too. Corporate and personal privacy are finally in the forefront of many people's minds. My fiancee still doesn't understand why I enforce WEP (soon WPA) on my wireless router. "It slows it down a bit, and who's gonna hack our network?" Of course, she'd probably have a problem if someone with a camera-phone took her picture in the locker room at the gym and posted it on the Internet. *sigh*

    3. Re:Funny you mention automakers... by ryanwright · · Score: 4, Funny

      They now don't allow us to bring our phone-enables cell phones into the plant at all!

      They make phone-enabled phones now?! Where can I get one of these high tech gadgets? ;)

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    4. Re:Funny you mention automakers... by jargoone · · Score: 2, Funny

      So your fiancee knows what WEP is, and also knows that it slows down your network? Impressive!

      Also, I have heard of the whole take picture in the locker room thing. I'm wondering how common it really is. I sure as hell wouldn't be taking pics of dudes in the locker room, and don't know any other guys that would either. I would assume the same holds for women. Though if you know of any women that would, I would appreciate an email address. =]

      Personally, I think that camera phones are a joke. Even though I see the convenience factor, the picture quality is horrendous. Until that's fixed, I'll stick with my non-camera monochrome LCD.

    5. Re:Funny you mention automakers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      One major automaker passed a corporate rule that outlaws the use or possession of a camera-phone within buildings.

      Jaguar has this rule too, along with it's parent company Ford.

      It's more common than you think and one thing that really could hinder the adoption of camera and video phones (given that the baseline for new phones these days is colour screen, polyphonic ringtones and camera).

    6. Re:Funny you mention automakers... by operagost · · Score: 2, Funny

      Unfortunately for the competition, the millions of losses were theirs because the pictures were of the Pontiac Aztec.

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    7. Re:Funny you mention automakers... by devphaeton · · Score: 2, Funny

      They make phone-enabled phones now?! Where can I get one of these high tech gadgets? ;)


      Yes!! so now, instead of spending 30 agonizing minutes keying in "HLO HW R U?" you into those tiny lil buttons on the phone, you can just call them!

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    8. Re:Funny you mention automakers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chip manufacturers require this as well too. I know first hand that Micron Technology doesn't allow camera-enabled cell phones anywhere in their new fab facility, let alone on the fab floor (of course, all cell phones are banned from the fab floor for fear of static electricity).

    9. Re:Funny you mention automakers... by Paleomacus · · Score: 0

      IMHO, the Aztec is the fugliest vehicle on the entire planet.

    10. Re:Funny you mention automakers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought the same exact thing.... Until the Element came out with plastic 'bumper-fender things' that cover half of the side of the vehicle. Now the Aztec takes a close 2nd for me.

    11. Re:Funny you mention automakers... by Issue9mm · · Score: 2, Funny

      It used to be really pretty and sleek, but then someone snapped its picture and they had to redesign from scratch with a MAJOR deadline.

      -9mm-

    12. Re:Funny you mention automakers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, she'd probably have a problem if someone with a camera-phone took her picture in the locker room at the gym and posted it on the Internet. *sigh*

      And posted on the Net using your wireless network!

    13. Re:Funny you mention automakers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait until you see the (Toyota?) Scion. There are two models, but one looks like the designers said, "Hmmmm. Let's make a copy of the Honda Element, but even more hideous. Another thing: the angles on the Element are either 89.9 or 90.1 degrees. Let's make all of ours exactly 90.0 degrees!"

    14. Re:Funny you mention automakers... by Paleomacus · · Score: 1

      That's horrible. I had completely forgot about the Element. What the hell are automakers thinking? None of these vehicles look futuristic, modern, nor good.

  7. Re:Hype by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > CEO to plot to puree the dockworkers and turn them into Soylent PDAs or something

    LALL no it's darl mcbride who turns workers into toylet paper LALL!!!

  8. Jeez, that review is long by bennomatic · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can someone write a review of it so I know if it's worth reading?

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    1. Re:Jeez, that review is long by I+Be+Hatin' · · Score: 1
      Can someone write a review of it so I know if it's worth reading?

      No, it's not. It sucks.

      How's that?

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    2. Re:Jeez, that review is long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "This book starts off just like the corporate job you hate, then moves on to a bunch of tired, cliched bullshit. 5 stars."

    3. Re:Jeez, that review is long by CGP314 · · Score: 1

      No kidding, I like my reviews shorter than the books.


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    4. Re:Jeez, that review is long by bennomatic · · Score: 1

      Best Metareview Ever!

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  9. Related to the film "Cypher"? by osullish · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I ownder if this book is related to the film Cypher - plot sounds very similar, a guy is un-willingly placed in the world of corporate espionage? This got a limited release here in Ireland last year so I haven't seen it yet, but it sounds interesting.

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    1. Re:Related to the film "Cypher"? by frobnoid · · Score: 1

      I've watched a copy of the DVD, and really liked it. While it could have been better, it was still REALLY good.
      I haven't seen the movie in a couple of months, but the character in the movie is a WILLING corporate spy. However, there is alot about the movie that makes it clear he's not altogether happy with what he's doing.

      I can't wait to buy the R1 DVD...

  10. Re:Huh? by Ryosen · · Score: 4, Insightful

    >>How is this news for nerds?

    Because some of us enjoy the occasional break from reading "The Bible of Google Linux Hacks" and "Teach Yourself How To Be An Ungrateful Slashdot Poster in 21 Days". There have been non-technical related books reviewed here and they have always been appreciated.

    As for the technical relationship, the book takes place in the same world that many of us work in. It presents a romanticized notion of corporate espionage based in the technical industry. Thus, it is a subject that appeals to a significant amount of Slashdot's readership.

    Slashdot exists to provide a community that fosters discussions on a wide range of topics. Let's try to keep that in mind before we start shooting down a book review that clearly took a significant amount of thought, time and effort.

    Excellent work, Peter, and thank you for the recommendation.

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  11. Pedantic... by jargoone · · Score: 4, Insightful

    passed a corporate rule that outlaws

    Sorry to nitpick, but a company's policy doesn't make something outlawed. It just means that they can make whatever rules they want and kick your ass out if you don't obey them.

    With our corporate-influenced government, I think it's an important distinction.

    1. Re:Pedantic... by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Law does not simply mean "governmentally passed and enforced" rules. There are laws of physics, law of the land, etc. There are plenty of rules which are laws within their respective contexts. I would consider a law to be any rule that an authority (In the case of physics, is the Universe an authority?) sets and reasonably attempts to enforce. So corporations can have their own sets of "laws." But hey, I'm just arguing for the sake of arguing. Better get back to snapping photos of secret projects.

    2. Re:Pedantic... by tr0llb4rt0 · · Score: 0

      You should be modded extra funny for this line.

      'I would consider a law to be any rule that an authority (In the case of physics, is the Universe an authority?) sets and reasonably attempts to enforce.'

      Reasonably attempting to enforce the laws of physics.

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    3. Re:Pedantic... by ahdeoz · · Score: 0

      Nope, the Universe isn't an authority unto itself. With regard to the laws of physics, the final arbitration goes to a three panel court: God, Buddha, and the Holy Ghost. Sometimes an eminent deceased physicist such as Einstein, Newton, or Xuipleeb7 will sustitute on the tryptich while HG is on vacation. A case was overturned on one of these occasions when a dispute broke out between Buddha and Einstein over Pascal's wager, in which the Enlightened One taunted the famed Relativist, turning his belief in God doesn't hurt quote on its head, applying it to Physics.

  12. Re:Hype by Directrix1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I still think the old Paranoia game is far more interesting.

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  13. sounds pretty lame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's *not* an interesting plot or premise if you ask me.

    Someone steals lunch so the CEO tells him to become a corporate spy? Right. I bet.

    It's about as believable as Clifford the Big Red Dog. How could a dog get that big?! He's as big as a house!

    1. Re:sounds pretty lame by ahdeoz · · Score: 0

      exactly what I thought. I can picture the interior monologue now, when some moral crisis comes up: I didn't want to, but I had no other choice. If I didn't kill the nice secretary, I would have been caught with the plans to the Death Star...er, concept sketch for the new Palm Pilot faux-leather carrying case. If I don't get these drawings to my boss, I'll lose my job just like my salt-of-the-earth buddy down on the loading dock who talks just like a young Marlon Brando. That's why I had to run the red light. I'll never forgive him for this. But I won't go back to flipping burgers!

    2. Re:sounds pretty lame by Lawrence_Bird · · Score: 1

      so the CEO is judge too? aint nobody serving time for
      a stunt like that. Fired, repay expense and probation.

    3. Re:sounds pretty lame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, I don't know. Shit like that happens in real life.

      BillG gets pulled over late one night for speeding home to his hot por...er, interactive wall art gallery.

      BillG has no insurance card in his car (which I'm sure was probably not a Buick Park Avenue. Maybe a Yugo).

      Cop writes him up for both.

      Cop gets fired.

      Or the cop's wife who obliterated that Hungarian family on I-405 in November. Even though he was a rookie cop, somehow I think he had some family connections that kept King County DA from prosecuting that one...some horse trading, perhaps?

      Oh well...similar situation was enough to bring down Gov. Ryan of Illinois, when it was found out that the driver of a truck who obliterated a family in Gurnee, IL, had paid a bribe to the license dude, who in turn, along with his peers while Ryan was the IL Sec of State, had been paying big time to Ryan's election campaign (pay or lose job...). Of course, the truck driver is in jail...

    4. Re:sounds pretty lame by Wizzy+Wig · · Score: 1
      Someone steals lunch so the CEO tells him to become a corporate spy? Right. I bet.

      The idea was directly plagiarized from a story line where a guy without auto insurance gets into a fender bender and is sentenced by the judge to become Jerry Seinfeld's butler.

  14. Re:A "thumbs up" review! by Neil+Blender · · Score: 4, Informative
  15. Re:Hype by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    It's a term a moron named Fastibook in #spychat on freenode irc uses. Those of us who are unlucky enough to have met the malodorous one himself know he uses "lall" spoken out loud when he would usually put "lol" in a typed sentence. It's aol nerdkiddie culture turning in on itself like a klein bottle.

  16. Re:Hype by objekt404 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Until you have read it (& I'll admit that I haven't), it is interesting from the root description if only (& this being a single layer of interpretation) being from the POV of a "schoolbook-machiavelli" character w/a streak of moral feeling (that is slightly "Das Kapital").

    Don't think it's worth your time, fine. That's you; just remember, "There are no statues built for critics."(tm)

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  17. Here you go. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    A fast-paced thriller about a young router engineer. 9/10

  18. After reading that review... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    After reading that review I'm glued to my seat. No, really. Someone put glue on my seat and now I'm stuck. Help!

    1. Re:After reading that review... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you sure you didn't pour some hot grits down there?

  19. Re:Hype by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    just book me now dan-o, if i ever meet someone that tries to pronounce netspeak i will stuff my fist down their throat.

    in a non-sexual kinda way.

  20. Re:Hype by ryanwright · · Score: 1

    In fact, all members of Alpha Complex's society are mutants who belong to secret societies.

    The hallmark of every great computer game: Mutants and secret societies. Where do I sign up?

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    -Ryan, with the unoriginal sig
  21. Just another book by seems+so+green · · Score: 0

    About how they're all out to get me... every book lately has been about that...

  22. Re:Hype by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seeking Linux SysAdmin to work on world's 5th fastest supercomputer [tgc.com]

    You're looking in the wrong place. Most people here haven't even graduated high school. In fact, judging by the quality of posts, most are in grade school. You'd be better off in an AOL chatroom (any subject.)

  23. Re:A "thumbs up" review! by 110010001000 · · Score: 0

    So? I didn't say it was mine!

  24. Re:A "thumbs up" review! by SmilingBoy · · Score: 1
    and if you are at it, could you please also mod down some of the other comments of 110010001000.

    There are still some modded up comments - it is just too easy to fall for the copy troll trick.

  25. The PDA... by OtakuHawk · · Score: 0

    Is Your Friend. Trust the PDA...

  26. I thought Japan had problems with this... by rbird76 · · Score: 1

    I thought I had heard (on /. or somewhere similar) that Japanese police had had problems with people (men mainly, I assume) using camera-enabled celllphones to peer up women's dresses and take unauthorized pornographic pictures. Depending on how good locker room security is, I figure someone could sneak in and take pictures of women in locker rooms and showers (most locker rooms that I've been in forswear responsibility for stolen goods, implying that they cannot control access to them). These are people looking for naked women, after all - you could probably shoot pictures through a diffraction grating and people would still be interested in seeing them.

    1. Re:I thought Japan had problems with this... by Txiasaeia · · Score: 1
      "I figure someone could sneak in and take pictures of women in locker rooms and showers"

      I assume you know that camera-enabled cellphones are not the only devices that can take pictures of women in locker rooms, right? It's a device that utilises non-digital light rays impacting on light-sensitive shiny paper that captures images of objects in front of its double-refracting glass housing. I can't remember what those durn things are called at the moment, though...

      --
      Condemnant quod non intellegunt.
  27. Re:Huh? by mahdi13 · · Score: 0

    But if it was something simular to The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy...that would be different, how?

    --
    "Some things have to be believed to be seen." - Ralph Hodgson
  28. Re:A "thumbs up" review! by SmilingBoy · · Score: 1

    Well, looking at your history, not much of what you post is yours - either taken from other websites or simply copied comments that received high scores in previous discussions. Just stop it, it's plain silly.

  29. Re:Huh? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

    It wouldn't be any different. But since I keep getting modded as "Flamebait" for voicing my opinion, I will stop posting mine.

    Great review for a great book! Almost as good as "The Firm" by Crichton!

  30. sounds like a... by fitten · · Score: 0

    Choose your own Adventure book?

  31. This tantalizes him? by GeekedyGeekGeek · · Score: 1, Troll

    Does he normally read cereal boxes and other various labels for entertainment? I was annoyed by the premise to be honest, the guy is only bright enough to supervise a production line, steals company funds and impersonates a company officer, he somehow helps his friends retirement account by buying him steak and lobster and then the boss sais either be a spy for us though you have allready stolen from us and shown your lack of loyalty to the company, or go to jail? Uh, are you #^$^# kidding me? And as for Sillicon Valley corporations producing superior stuff and not having to worry about the bottom line, uhm, No?? Most of the software from the "valley" is utter crap that's released too soon to be a truly working release version due to market and financial pressure. And as for guys with whip smart minds making a difference in the company, from reviewing history, those types usually get fed up with the corporate crap and leave to create their own start-up and do it their own way with their own corporate crap. Please, this book and this review is so not slashdot worthy, what next, the bio of Billy Boy??
    GGG
    What you want your spam spam spam spam beans and spam with no spam? EWWWWW

    1. Re:This tantalizes him? by wondafucka · · Score: 1
      Only bright enough to supervise a production line? What the hell is that supposed to mean? Personally I'd rather have a production line supervisor's job. Then I can leave work after the day is done and spend time with my family, rather than working 60~80 hrs a week because of a scheduling "slide." As for the interest it creates as a protagonist, that is left up to the indivdual.

      As for cereal box reading you are missing out. Try some shampoo bottles as well.

  32. Re:A "thumbs up" review! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know I am feeding, but if you use the word 'I' in the text, you implicitly claim ownership.

  33. Re:A "thumbs up" review! by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

    It's not silly, it is "Informative". If I really give my opinions I get marked as "Flamebait" or "Troll". So I have stopped giving mine for the sake of my Karma.

    Thanks

  34. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it was similar to h2g2 it *might* be acceptable, given that h2g2 is a major geek cult book.

  35. Can people be more inventive with the names? by Bendebecker · · Score: 2, Funny

    Adam Cassidy? Nicholas Wyatt? Sounds like a bad porn story already...

    --
    There's a growing sense that even if The Future comes,
    most of us won't be able to afford it.
    -- Lemmy
    1. Re:Can people be more inventive with the names? by Idarubicin · · Score: 1
      Adam Cassidy? Nicholas Wyatt? Sounds like a bad porn story already...

      Tsk, tsk. Everyone knows that those names have nothing to do with porn. Obviously this book is a classic Western tale of gunfights and the wild frontier.

      What, you want me to read the article? Tsk again, say I.

      --
      ~Idarubicin
  36. Re:rock on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    np

  37. The theme song has been leaked by tepples · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have to protect the identity of my sources, but apparently, some studio wants to adapt this book for film, and I've received a leaked copy of the film's theme song.

    Download MP3: "Paranoia Theme" by Naoki Maeda

  38. Unbelievable plot by SuperBanana · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Alas, Nicholas Wyatt, the CEO, wasn't happy with the steep bill and gave Cassidy a choice of 20 years in prison or life as a corporate spy.

    Except that's called extortion/blackmail, and it's illegal. Being willing to report it would probably get you a plea deal, if not a get-out-of-jail-free card from the DA, because going after the exec = good PR, going after the little guy = bad PR...and besides, what'd this retirement gig cost? $10k maybe? That's not the kind of thing that lands you in jail for 20 years. Hell, Enron execs hid BILLIONS and their accountant's going away for 10-20; his wife got 5-6 months(mostly because they both did plea-deals, but anyway...)

    I know it's fiction, but lets try and have a semi-believable premise, yes?

    1. Re:Unbelievable plot by Chimera252 · · Score: 3, Informative

      It is actually explained in the book, there are other reasons as to why Cassidy can't get a plea deal.

      The charges are more numerous too, involving hacking (of financial data), counterfeiting (receipts and stuff) and Wyatt was a friend of the DA or whoever it was and could get the book thrown at Cassidy, for these and a number of other federal offences.

      What I'm trying to say is read the book before you dismiss the story as 'semi-believable' There is a lot more to it that the brief plot outline above.

    2. Re:Unbelievable plot by giminy · · Score: 1


      I know it's fiction, but lets try and have a semi-believable premise, yes?

      How's this:

      Once upon, in a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit...

      --
      The Right Reverend K. Reid Wightman,
    3. Re:Unbelievable plot by ahdeoz · · Score: 0

      Hey, now, wait a minute! I didn't hear anyone say "semi-believable."

    4. Re:Unbelievable plot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahhhh... "hacking" OK... well send the guy away for life then.

  39. Camera phones banned at my work, too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work for a major defense contractor, and camera phones are also banned. Of course, the policy is basically unenforceable unless you are an idiot and try to photograph the security guard.

  40. Let me get this straight.. by mdw2 · · Score: 1

    his BOSS gives him the choice of 20 years in prison, or a lifetime of corporate espionage.... for ordering CATERING?

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    This sig intentionally left blank.
    1. Re:Let me get this straight.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL. Just imagine what the Boss would do if he found Adam Cassidy using company bandwidth for making First Posts and goatsex! The mind boggles.

      How someone could consider this to be a great premise for a novel is beyond me. Fucking lame.

  41. Pardon my saying this but... by jonnykelly · · Score: 1

    <YAWN>...

  42. I've read it... can't say I really liked it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sure its been researched, has plenty of the latest buzz technologies and namechecks in it, and provides something for the bored office worker in all of us. Afterall, who wouldn't appreciate a change of life like Adam Cassidy?

    Aside from that, I thought it was a very ordinary story , that redeemed itself only somewhat by the ending.

    Too me, a book needs to be good all the way through and not just rely on the last few pages, in order to stand out as something worth reading.

    And the ending itself? Inconclusive and rushed. Which is a real shame, as the whole novel was set up in order to spring it.

    I hear that its to be made into a film, which it would be well suited too.

    Don't think I'll be reading it again though.

  43. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdot exists to provide a community that fosters discussions on a wide range of topics

    You must be new here.

  44. Re:A "thumbs up" review! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But when you cut and paste, you're not giving *your* opinions, now are you?

    There's obviously a reason why you're modded troll all the time.

  45. Re:A "thumbs up" review! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This cut and paste karma whore is not the problem. The problem is the moderation system we now have which rewards this behavior and punishes anyone who shares an actual opinion. Look what happens when people post a conservative viewpoint on here. People mod it Troll just because they disagree with anything to the right of Socialist. Until meta moderation actually has some effect on future moderators, this manipulation of the moderation system, along with the poor quality posts it encourages, will continue.

  46. Re:Too Painful by Froggert · · Score: 2, Funny

    I never could get into political non-fiction, but I'm really enjoying a political fiction series right now. It's about this bumbling guy, who's dad was president, and manages to get himself elected president as well, despite having no appreciable talent. The election article is really fantastic, but totally unbelievable. I mean, who would allow shady election results from a state run by the guy's brother? But it just gets better, he gets them involved in an oil war to distract the public from a failing economy and his overall failed attempt to catch a notorious criminal (there's also a subplot about how he's trying to avenge his dad). It's really funny, because he declares the war over too early... oh well, I'd better stop before I ruin the ending :)

    --
    What, me worry?
  47. give the guy credit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least he knows how Slashdot works ;)

  48. Re:Huh? by ChannelX · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You're getting modded as flamebait because you're not sharing your opinion. You're apparently trying to talk for the rest of us. People usually infer that when you start off sentences with 'we'.

    You might come here purely for technical-only book reviews. Many others don't. Its even worse when the book is clearly tech-related.

    We finally get a real review on here instead of some two paragraph blurb and you're moaning about it. If you don't like it don't read it.

    --
    My blog: http://jkratz.dyndns.org/~jason/blog/
  49. pfft by Ooblek · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I've got a better idea Mr. CEO. How about I give you the finger, and you try to put me in jail for 20 years. You're CEO because you see the big picture. I bet you wouldn't even know how to find, much less open, an excel spreadsheet that contains enough evidence to put me away.

  50. And smart moderators can cut him down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's easy -- wait until you get mod points, go to the stinky troll's /. home page to see all his latest posts, and mod them down.

    Sometimes you get meta-modded unfair, but I haven't noticed any effect of this yet (overall, very few of my mods are meta'd unfair).

  51. Joseph Finder by zontroll · · Score: 1

    The opposite of "Joseph Finder" is "Another Loser"

    I'm not joking....Joseph means "Another Son" in Hebrew and the opposite of Finder is Loser.

  52. Better than Grisham, eh? by sdcharle · · Score: 4, Funny
    Finder's characters are richer and better drawn, at least than Grisham's earlier works

    That's like saying 'the dinner you prepared was better than the saran-wrapped egg salad sandwhich I got at 7-11 for lunch'.

  53. Thanks for the spoiler... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Sort of like the teasers they run for some "crime show" dramas, where they announce "You won't believe the shocking twist at the end!"

    Yay. Give away the ending, why don't you? Same thing with this review:

    • Which company deserves to win?
    • ...and the ending may open the doors to debates.
    • ...in those books and stopping the murder or saving the country is the only possible resolution.
    Which one of the possible endings could it be?
    • He betrays his company by giving them false information, and they go bankrupt.
    • He betrays everyone and forms his own startup with information he's illicitly gotten.
    • He sneaks the GPL into the source, and causes everyone to go bankrupt.

    That's ok, I'm sure they'll botch up the ending when they do the film version, just like they did in The Witches.

    Next time you write a review with a spoiler on it, could you please mark is as Ultraviolet?

    Oooops. I mean Infrared. There is no Ultraviolet level.

    Frotz. Now I have to turn myself in... Hopefully my clone will... ZAP!

  54. cameras'll work... by rbird76 · · Score: 1

    ...but you'd have to use a digital or develop them yourself, and the ability to email said picture to many people/websites rapidly is not possible with (most) digital cameras while it is the main feature of camera phones. Camera phones enable said pictures to be propagated much faster, and are much easier to explain away than an actual camera if you are caught. Thus while you could use a camera for taking these sorts of pictures, a camera phone is more likely to be used for them and taking pictures with one is likely to be harder to stop.

  55. No, I'm New Here by New+Here · · Score: 0, Funny

    No, I'm New Here

  56. Re:Hype by SphericalCrusher · · Score: 1

    It sounds really interesting! Maybe they will make a movie after it -- I'd really like to see that.

    --
    "Instant gratification takes too long." - Carrie Fisher
  57. Nonsense. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    If you are going to write about a world and environment your audience is familiar with, you can't go against the common sense of your readership.

    In the example you have provided, we know from the start we should suspend all common sense since the author is going to make all up.

    --
    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
  58. Re:Hype by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's aol nerdkiddie culture turning in on itself like a klein bottle.

    Thank you, that just became my new sig.

  59. Where is Randy the Wonder Lizard when you need him by Salgak1 · · Score: 1

    . . .now THAT was a module. D&D meets PARANOIA!, and three wizards who look suspiciously like ZZ Top in wizard outfits. . . .

  60. Re:Huh? by editormule · · Score: 2, Informative

    Finder's interesting, the book's excellent -- of course, there may be some flaws, but Joe Finder does his research... it's fast fiction and fun. There's an interview Finder and it's on Popmatters -- published Tuesday.

  61. Re:Too Painful by Alien_Phreak · · Score: 1

    I believe you have the wrong genre, that's no political non-fiction, that's horror. IMO

    Alien

  62. Skunk works? by CatPieMan · · Score: 1

    I believe that "Skunk Works" is a trademark of the Lockheed Martin Corporation.

    The Skunk Works is the plant that built the U-2, the first jet fighter (don't know the name), the Blackbird (AKA SR-70, SR-71, etc), F-22, F-35 (the new joint strike fighter), the stealth fighter, and others that are probably still classified.

    The Boeing version is called the Phantom Works, which is their high end idea plant which created Boeing's JSF entry (which lost to the Lockheed version, but that isn't important).

    Just my little input of random facts.

    -CPM

    --
    ---You're all I need, When the water runs deep, You're all I need, Now I cry my soul to sleep -- Collective Soul, Needs
  63. You left out the magic realism part of the story. by Simonetta · · Score: 1

    Just exactly does a 'junior line manager' who agrees to be a spy in lieu of going to prison get hired into the top-secret research and development 'skunk works' section of the company's chief competitor?

    Learning how to do this would actually be worth the price of the book.

    Or is it just done with a glossed over plot device like Latin-American 'magic realism' or deus ex machina?

  64. Idea for book: "CEO Sniper" by SectorNotFound · · Score: 1

    CEOs are getting shot left and right by a mysterious sniper. Whodunnit? Some witnesses report a white Astro van. Other report a balaclava-clad bicyclist.

    1. Re:Idea for book: "CEO Sniper" by maphe · · Score: 1

      Then what happens?

      --
      Kharma? BADASS
  65. Re:You left out the magic realism part of the stor by Inspector+Lopez · · Score: 1

    Let me offer the "John Hackworth" character of Neal
    Stephenson's underappreciated masterpiece,

    "The Diamond Age:
    or
    A Young Lady's Illustrated Primer"