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The Walking Dead of Silicon Valley

Frisky070802 writes "CNN has a column about a liquidator who refers to thousands of Silicon Valley startups as the walking dead. It states: 'Pichinson, a self-described "doctor of reality" who helps liquidate companies, says he wouldn't have moved from Los Angeles to Palo Alto a few months ago had he not smelled more high-tech trouble looming.... "There's still another 6,500 to 7,500 companies out there who are among the walking dead."'"

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  1. Eww by locutus_borg · · Score: 3, Funny

    I hate Zombies....

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    1. Re:Eww by AllUsernamesAreGone · · Score: 1, Funny

      Nothing a grenade or rocket launcher can't handle. Didn't quake teach you anything? ;)

  2. Breaking news: Man says his business will be good by Violet+Null · · Score: 4, Funny

    In breaking news, a professional liquidator who gets paid to oversee companies that are in bankruptcy said that he expects there to be a lot of companies in bankruptcy next year, helping his business.

    Facts pointing out this may not be the case were pushed aside.

    Film at eleven.

  3. Move north... by DocUi · · Score: 5, Funny

    Up a little... you know... Redmond? Had to be said.

  4. Re:Managers taking hostages? by NickFitz · · Score: 0, Funny

    And then they get jailed.

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  5. An interesting point by Sklivvz · · Score: 2, Funny

    From the article: 'Sherwood Partners "comes in and talks tough," said Doug Koo, who ran a failing San Francisco startup, Cat Technology. "They teach you that some of the things are a necessary evil."'

    In other words: "Your employees ain't doing shit, but do let some of them read Slashdot all day, it's a necessary evil" ;-)

  6. Came to my mind by carniz · · Score: 0, Funny

    Silicon Valley, was it? Just a thought - where is SCO located..?

    1. Re:Came to my mind by EvilStein · · Score: 1, Funny

      In lovely Utah.

      Might as well be dead, it already looks like a barren wasteland. :P

  7. Branch office possibilities by number6x · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe He'll open a branch office in Lindon Utah. That would be nice.

    1. Re:Branch office possibilities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Funny, first I read:

      Maybe hell will open a branch office in Lindon Utah.

      Would be nice, too...

  8. Has SCO sent 7,000 letters? by jkrise · · Score: 2, Funny

    From the article:" "There's still another 6,500 to 7,500 companies out there who are among the walking dead."....

    Last I heard SCO had sent only about a 1,000 letters or so; wiat a minute, does it mean SCO has 7,000 sister concerns or alibis??

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  9. Re:Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Sam Emerson: My own brother a goddamn, shit-sucking vampire! Oh, you wait 'til mom finds out buddy.

  10. Re:How does this compare..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Something like 70% of all new businesses fail within their first five years.

    But 84.7% of people don't know what they're talking about, and make up statistics.

  11. Of course.. by CoolGuySteve · · Score: 2, Funny

    The repo business is in a golden age, one that will never end! So when is this guy's IPO coming out?

  12. liquidators spend money in the economy... by freejamesbrown · · Score: 2, Funny

    same difference.
    m.

  13. Ah ha! by mormop · · Score: 2, Funny

    Pichinson, a self-described "doctor of reality" who helps liquidate companies, says he wouldn't have moved from Los Angeles to Palo Alto a few months ago had he not smelled more high-tech trouble looming....

    If any real estate agents sell this guy a place in Lindon, Utah around 2005 can they post the news on /.

    Cheers

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  14. Re:First meeting of the W.D.A. (AA affiliate) by AndroidCat · · Score: 5, Funny

    I didn't notice the warning signs. During the job interview they asked me "Where do you see yourself in five weeks?"

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