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Passenger Risk Database to be Implemented in U.S.

bluephile writes "CNN is running an article on the The Transport Security Administration's (TSA) renewed efforts to implement the CAPPS II color-coded passenger risk-assessment program, despite outcries by numerous privacy activism groups at the program's collection and redistribution of personal information. The TSA has made several claims that the system respects passengers' privacy, but their track record isn't impressive. Congress suspended the program last year in order to investigate its privacy implications. One MIT paper suggests that CAPPS II could make flying MORE dangerous, rather than less."

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  1. Orwellian, don't you think? by inertia187 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Now it's Homer Simpson's cue, "Oh, what a bleak and horrible future we live in! "

    On the other hand, I was promised flying cars! Where the hell are my flying cars?

    fp

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    1. Re:Orwellian, don't you think? by Carnildo · · Score: 4, Funny

      If this system does not implement some method of appealing a classification expece to hear about a massive wave of lawsuits.

      There is no appeal. Why should there be? The system is flawless, so anyone it flags must be a terrorist! Why let terrorists waste the time of honest, upstanding American citizens with an appeal that is certain to be denied? Are you suggesting the system might be flawed? That the Government might be wrong? Are you trying to undermine the all-important War on Terrorism? Is it possible that you are in league with the terrorists? Is it possible that you are a terrorist?

      Fellow Americans, we must be endlessly vigilant! Terrorist could lurk anywhere! Your next-door neighbor might be one! How well do you really know them? Is it possible they might be hiding something? That they have some dark secret?

      Don't hesitate! It is better to be safe than sorry! If you see someone acting suspicious, report them to the nearest federal agent as soon as possible!

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      Seriously, I expect the lawyers at the ACLU are already preparing their case.

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    2. Re:Orwellian, don't you think? by GNUman · · Score: 3, Funny


      You were moded as "Funny", I would've modded you as "Scary"... that is, if I had the points and there were a "Scary" mod.

  2. As the Daily Show recommended by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The solution to stopping terrorism on flights is two-fold. One, everyone travels naked, without carrying thing on the plane. Two, luggage goes on a second plane operated by robots.

    1. Re:As the Daily Show recommended by The+One+KEA · · Score: 2, Funny

      1. Hot celebrity buys airplane ticket
      2. Airline publishes this fact
      3. Airline raises prices for people who want to see naked celebrity
      4. Idiots buy tickets
      5. Profit!

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    2. Re:As the Daily Show recommended by Malk-a-mite · · Score: 2, Funny
      "Two, luggage goes on a second plane operated by robots."


      Two words: Terrorist Robots.

  3. Dummies. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny


    The terrorists will start taking the train.

  4. Oooh, Color-Coded!!! by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 5, Funny
    color-coded passenger risk-assessment program

    Color Coded, eh? Now I can sleep easier at night, knowing I am protectected by a color coded system. I wonder if this will be about as useless as our fabled Homeland Security "Orange Alerts"?


    1. Re:Oooh, Color-Coded!!! by El · · Score: 2, Funny

      Right on! Imagine how much more effective computers would be if they represented all data in terms of reds and greens instead of ones and zeros!

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  5. Only for one flight... by c4seyj0nes · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well they'll only get me for one flight...As i move to Canada...

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    1. Re:Only for one flight... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Well they'll only get me for one flight...As i move to Canada...

      You do know you can drive to Canada don't you?

  6. That's it! No more planes for me by tickticker · · Score: 3, Funny

    Thank god for DVD players in cars now... That will make those 3 day trips cross country with the family much quieter.

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  7. CHECK YOUR CREDIT SCORE BEFORE YOU FLY by clevelandguru · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you have a bad credit score, be prepared for a full body cavity search.

  8. Re:This is just ONE of the reasons I don't fly. by southpolesammy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Properly planned without a panic-timeframe schedule, such trips can actually be enjoyable, in and of themselves.

    You obviously have no need to drive to L.A. then, eh?

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  9. Flying to the US this week... by MosesJones · · Score: 2, Funny


    And yet again I will stand there while the person behind the counter asks questions repeatedly and sees 14 things on his screen that he has to check.

    "Have you been involved in an armed robbery in Des Moines?"

    And all of this after the green form that asks you if you are a terrorist or drug smuggler.

    I know this is a moan, but really what the hell information will they ACTUALLY use to colour code people ? I have a common name, there are people with that name who have done bad things, does this mean yet more delays for me?

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  10. Al Queda retires by iabervon · · Score: 5, Funny

    In other news, Al Queda agents and officials retired en masse today. Evidentally, the U.S. government is now doing a far better job of making Americans fearful and submissive than Al Queda could hope to do with the techniques they have. "We did a lot of damage and killed a lot of people," said one unnamed source. "But Americans responded only with defiance and belligerence. Within a couple of months, they'd gotten on with their lives. The DHS, on the other hand, can frighten the American people practically at will, just by announcing rumors or cancelling a plane flight. In this climate, we can't hope to compete."

    Representatives of the Bush Administration called the mass retirement a possible ruse, and urged people to remember all the rumored attacks that might have been thwarted had Al Queda attempted any attack on U.S. soil since domestic security initiatives were put in place.

  11. Incoming possible match! by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 5, Funny

    TIA v1.2 up and running; using SCO UnixWare.

    Trace log: Started.

    Begin log of target: Dark Lord Seth
    Commence trace: Done, tracing . . .
    Warning!
    * Target is known to disagree with US politics!
    * Target is known to hold non-conformist views!
    * Target is known to skip commercials during TV!
    * Target is known to download from P2P networks!
    ( This feature is copyright (C) RIAA )
    * Target is prone to thinking before acting!
    Estimated level of threat: High
    Trace done.
    Suggested course of action: Interception of target
    Scanning for near by air force base . . Air force base found.
    Andrews AFB contacted, awaiting confirmation fo scramble . . . . . Negative.
    Andrews AFB contacted, awaiting confirmation fo scramble . . . . . Negative.
    Andrews AFB contacted, awaiting confirmation fo scramble . . . . . Negative.
    Andrews AFB contact time-out, checking current status
    Andrews AFB:
    * Base facilities: Operational
    * Aircraft: Operational and ready
    * Infrastructure: Operational
    * Staffing: Barely adequate, less budget cuts suggested
    * Fighter crews: Asleep
    Status check done.
    Awaking crews . . . . . Negative.
    Andrews AFB: checking current locations of key items
    * Lieutenant M. Reeves: Asleep
    * Captain S. Wagely: Asleep
    * Lieutenant J. K. McSoughtly: Passed out on toilet due to cheap beer
    * Major R. Malda: Awake, using silly news site for nerds.
    * Alarm clock for fighter crew: Negative.
    * Deep-scanning for alarm clock: Succes.
    Alarm clock's position found to be matching that of aquarium, underwater castle and "Puffy" the goldfish.
    Lost contact with target: Dark Lord Seth
    Transfering Major R. Malda to spankatorium . . Transfered.
    Stop log of target: Dark Lord Seth

    Trace log: Complete

  12. Re:Credit reports? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I find it interesting that you used the word "assassin" in your posting.

    Your score in the database has now been adjusted appropriately.

  13. New Jersey uses this by Herkum01 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nothing new here, the police Already use a color coded system!

  14. Going orange? Check out Dilbert by yason · · Score: 2, Funny