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Microsoft to sue Mike Rowe for Copyrights

An anonymous reader was among a host of submittors noting that a 17 year old named Mike Rowe has been sued by Microsoft for copyright infringment of their name.

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  1. Let's just hope... by mgebbers · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ms Sasha Dot doesn't get ideas!

    1. Re:Let's just hope... by Mojojojo+Monkey+Inc. · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, she'd get hit up by 10,000 geeks looking for a date instead of 10,000 lawyers looking to sue. I'm not sure which is worse.

    2. Re:Let's just hope... by drxenos · · Score: 4, Informative

      She's around 60 or 70 and Com (or was it Comm?) is her married name. She was on the news awhile back. She, of course, couldn't understand what all the fuss was about with her name.

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  2. Microsoft's plan of attack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Get his site listed on /.

    1. Re:Microsoft's plan of attack by bloggins02 · · Score: 4, Funny

      And Fark too! The poor guy; I bet he thought having Microsoft's blood-sucking lawyers after him was bad enough, but being Farked and Slashdotted on the same day?

      I hope the server's not in his room, because he'd probably be getting a nice tan by now ;-)

  3. MS the scammer by baseinfinity · · Score: 5, Informative

    Apparently they pulled this rather common scam of offering him a rediculously low amount ($10) for the domain. Then when the target flips out and says it's worth at least $xxx, they sue their asses for trying to profit off of a domain name.

    1. Re:MS the scammer by tb3 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Except this time the 'target' is a minor. I bet they didn't check that part. Now they're going to get raked over the coals for picking on a kid.
      Ah well. Any bad press for Microsoft has to be a good thing. :P

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    2. Re:MS the scammer by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I was going to say "Damn man, that sucks to be Mike." but the thought that they were trying to negotiate with a Minor hadn't even occurred to me.

      It was still dumb to send a counter-offer if one had no intention of selling it. (Though if I thought for a minute that one of my domains was worth that much to someone...)

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    3. Re:MS the scammer by Hammer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      As far as I understand he was not willing to sell, but if he had to he estimated that his cost for business cards, marketing, creating web presense etc was "at least worth $10000".
      So he would consider selling the domain if M$ helped him regain that cost. IANAL but this sounds like a slam dunk for Mr Rowe.

    4. Re:MS the scammer by lynx_user_abroad · · Score: 5, Interesting
      ...would be the way to make a counter offer...

      I think you're close, but giving Microsoft too much credit. Under the system of Capitalism where Microsoft has thrived, the concept of a property right is sacrosanct. Anyone really interested in promoting Capitalism would acknowledge that Mike Rowe owns the domain name, and is not under any obligation to sell it, or name a price, or even justify why such a named price is warranted. A simple "That property is not for sale." should suffice, and there should be no questions asked about motivation should Mike choose to change his mind suddenly when the price reachess a given level.

      What we see here, again, is Microsoft hiding behind a policy of "We're just good little Capitalists trying to make a buck like everyone else..." while their real policy of "control everything at any price" shows through in their actions.

      While I don't always agree with prople who promote Capitalism as the one true way, I do wish even they would recognise when they are being used by corporations bent more on promoting their own power than on promoting Capitalism.

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    5. Re:MS the scammer by j-turkey · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Anyone really interested in promoting Capitalism would acknowledge that Mike Rowe owns the domain name, and is not under any obligation to sell it, or name a price, or even justify why such a named price is warranted.

      You also have to recgonize that Microsoft owns the trademark rights to the name "Microsoft" (or things that sound like it or are spelled like it).

      Right or wrong, like it or not -- Microsoft has an obligation to their shareholders (you know -- the quarter million or so people who actually own the company) to protect its trademark from dilution. If MSFT loses, legal/management can say "fuck it, at least we can tell our shareholders that we did our best to protect their best interests".

      Their offer to buy mikerowesoft.com out (for peanuts) was just a way to sidestep the trememdous costs associated with a lawsuit. Say after a lenghty lawsuit MS buys this kid's domain for $10,000. Is Mike Rowe really going to walk away happy after a half million in legal fees? That leaves him with a loss of $490,000.

      BTW -- how is this about Microsoft promoting their power? By power, do you mean their bottom line? And since when have capitalists ever been driven by promoting capitalism itself? I'm a bit boggled by your logic. Capitalists are greedy and self serving...that's the point of capitalism. The system is designed so that society is able to benefit from the profits generated by the businesses (thus harnessing the power of individual/collective greed). Maybe I'm misunderstanding you...perhaps you should elaborate.

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  4. *Trademark* not Copyright by jrumney · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The Register should know better.

    1. Re:*Trademark* not Copyright by AndroidCat · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Not just the Register. The Canadian Press version also used copyright rather than trademark. Probably the source story that went out over "the wire" misused it and it spread from there. If the email actually said copyright, then it can be filed in /dev/null.

      That Microsoft's lawyers sent this notice by email is also odd. That's not any kind of proper legal notification. (But then some people trust faxed signatures, so who knows?)

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    2. Re:*Trademark* not Copyright by ScottSpeaks! · · Score: 5, Informative
      The difference between trademark and copyright (and let's not forget patents) is a topic covered in the first week of Intellectual Property 101, and anyone with a stake in IP (like users or developers of open-source software) needs to understand which is which. Saying "copyright" when you're talking about a "trademark" is like typing "rm" when you mean "ls": it's your own fault if the shell misunderstands you.

      Copyright - literally "the right to copy" - Covers a particular creative expression of an idea, such as a song, a movie, a poem, or a C++ program. Currently lasts longer than any of us will live.

      Trademark - literally "a mark used in trade" - Covers names, slogans, logos, and such when used in the packaging and marketing of a product or service. Lasts as long and only as long as it's in active use.

      Patent - literally "openly disclosed" - Gives temporary exclusive rights to a invention [insert debate over definition of "invention" here] in exchange for publishing the details of how it works. Currently lasts longer than the technology is likely to be useful.

      (The so-called fourth kind of IP is a trade secret, which is the opposite of a patent: instead of publishing a how-to, the inventor keeps it private, so they can try to keep exclusivity indefinitely.)

    3. Re:*Trademark* not Copyright by Java+Pimp · · Score: 5, Funny

      That Microsoft's lawyers sent this notice by email is also odd.

      This is Microsoft's new, more efficient, form of communication and distribution. Just the other day I got a critical Service Pack update from them. I find this so much better than trying to remember to check Windows Update periodically...

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  5. If you don't want this to happen to you... by Zigg · · Score: 5, Informative

    Don't make them an offer. It seems that the big catch here is that Mike made a $10,000 offer to Microsoft ('s lawyers?), and that single act essentially made their case that it was a bad-faith registration.

    1. Re:If you don't want this to happen to you... by Oddly_Drac · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "It seems that the big catch here is that Mike made a $10,000 offer to Microsoft ('s lawyers?), and that single act essentially made their case that it was a bad-faith registration."

      The point is that it's not really down to the lawyers to decide, and it's going to have a hell of an uphill struggle trying to explain that 'Mike Rowe' was trying to use his chance grouping of syllables in his own name in 'bad faith', although he might've shot himself in the foot by admitting that he'd already thought about it.

      However, now I'm thinking about names to register because a $10 cheque from Microsoft would be worth framing.

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    2. Re:If you don't want this to happen to you... by AllUsernamesAreGone · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Not only that, but then you shouldn't actually say, in an interview, that you registered the domain because it sounds like "Microsoft". I wish the guy luck, but he really should learn to keep his mouth shut if he can't stop himself saying things that are going to blow holes in his own defense..

    3. Re:If you don't want this to happen to you... by theLOUDroom · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Don't make them an offer. It seems that the big catch here is that Mike made a $10,000 offer to Microsoft ('s lawyers?), and that single act essentially made their case that it was a bad-faith registration.

      Wow, there are already 3 or more +5 comments regurgitating this crap from the article. I don't buy this for a minute. Everyone has their price, and it shouldn't be an act of "bad faith" to name it.

      Take slashdot for example. I doubt I could buy the domain for $10, but I bet valinux would be perfectly happy to sell it to me for 1 billion dollars. That's the reality of the situation. I fail to see how stating that reality is an act of "bad faith".

      The only reason arguments like this work is because the other side doesn't have the resouces to fight them. It has basically nothing to do with the validity of the actual claim.

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    4. Re:If you don't want this to happen to you... by Tassach · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Microsoft made an offer; Mr. Rowe simply made a (perfectly legal) counter-offer. If Mr. Rowe had written microsoft and said "I'll sell you my domain for $10K", it would be evidence of a bad faith registration. Instead, Microsoft initiated the transaction by sending an offer letter, so any response or negotiation related to that initial offer is in good faith.

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  6. overuse of 'copyright infringement' by Mozai · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Shouldn't that be "trademark" infringement? I didn't know Microsoft had exclusive distribution rights to the series of sounds in their name.

    I'd bet a nickel the reporter who wrote the first story and editor never looked up the difference between "copyright infringement" and "trademark infringement," and then the story was duplicated to other news services without anyone bothering to double-check it.

  7. maybe they will go after by PaulGrimshaw · · Score: 5, Funny

    hotmale.com next? ;)

    p.

    1. Re:maybe they will go after by Halo- · · Score: 4, Interesting

      True Story:

      My mom is the directory of a public library. She was working at the front desk one day a while back, and this paniciky old woman comes up to the desk practically in tears.

      The woman is whispering: "I swear, I didn't do anything... I just happened... and it won't stop.... and I would never do anything like... and.... oh... my... I just went to check my email.... and...."

      Yup.... you guessed it. She was emailing her grandkids, and typed "hotmale" instead of "hotmail". (Evidentally unleashing a storm of pop-ups) So, this sort of thing does happen.

      Story aside, I don't see a problem with whoever registered "hotmale" which is a lot easier to confuse than MikeRoveSoft. To get MikeRoveSoft confused with Microsoft, the user would have to not only have serious issues spelling, but likely would have to have never seen the word in print. I can't beleive a user meeting those qualifications is going to be making any major software purchases soon...

    2. Re:maybe they will go after by Zak3056 · · Score: 4, Funny

      My mom is the directory of a public library.

      Your mom is a card catalog?

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  8. At first by ziggy_zero · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I thought that he had legally changed his last name to "Rowesoft" (hey, it's 6 in the morning, gimme a break), in which case I think it would be totally within his right to have his own name as his domain name. ...but I don't think he has a chance in this - I'm pretty sure this will just set a precedent that phonetics imitating corporations aren't allowed either.

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  9. Re:What? by LinuxInDallas · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The phoenetic similarity may not be evident to someone that doesn't speak english natively...

  10. You're doing the Devil's dirtywork! by Matey-O · · Score: 4, Funny

    Slashdotting that poor poor mikerowesoft.com website. That $10,000 settlement just got sucked up in bandwidth useage!

    (yeah yeah, I clicked it too...the Devil made me do it.)

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  11. Well, this is one way to take his site offline... by quakeslut · · Score: 4, Funny

    After trying the legal route, Microsoft today took a teenagers website offline by taking their case to Slashdot.

    The resulting traffic accomplished what their legal papers were previously unable to do...

  12. Re:What? by Araneas · · Score: 4, Informative
    Time to feed the trolls who won't read the article.

    Mike Rowe owns the domain MikeRoweSoft.com
    Microsoft objected and offered to take it off his hands for "out of pocket expenses" rather than suing him into oblivion. Given that Mike's expenses were about $10 and that he had spent time and effort building up a web presence based on his own name, he made a counter offer of $10,000.

    Now Microsoft is claiming Mike Rowe is trying to domain squat for profit and bringing out the big guns.

  13. Alas, he fell into the trap... by bc90021 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ...and offered to sell them the name. To lawyers, that means that he had no real intention of ever using the name, merely profiting from it. (He was just trying to be fairly compensated for his work.)

    So, from a "legal" standpoint, he is going to have a tough time of things. He plans to fight though, and I sure wish him luck!

  14. mycrowsoft by dontod · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I wonder if they will go after www.smartredirect.com who seem to own mycrowsoft.com
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  15. I certainly hope that MS don't get away with this. by WegianWarrior · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ...not because they are who they are (MicroSoft, who has de facto dominace over the desktop, and thus are evil according to the tinfoil-crowd), but because no one should be allowed to get away with something as silly as this.

    Its not even like the name MikeRoweSoft.com sounds that much like MicroSoft.com anyway, at least not to my ears. Possible the pronocication is different in MS HQ, but... this is plain silly. It would have been a different matter if Mike Rowe had called his website MikroSoft.com, but as he didn't I can't see that even MS's battalions of lawyers can believe they have a case.

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  16. Site died, content here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Obviously the site died right away. I was able to copy Mike's message when the topic was still in red.
    I don't think he saw the /. rampage coming :)

    Wow, all of this exposure is starting to overwhelm me. I appreciate all of the emails I have been getting recently. If I don't respond to you that doesn't mean I don't appreciate it, I have been getting flooded and I am only responding to the ones I see fit. I am starting to get coverage all over the world. I have heard I have been on the news in the UK. That really surprised me. Anyways, thanks for visiting my site. I will keep you updated on everything that is happening.

    And on 15 jan 2004:

    I received an email from Smart & Biggar, Microsoft's Canadian lawyers, informing me that I have been committing copyright infringement against Microsoft. They told me that I must transfer my domain name over to Microsoft as soon as possible. I was baffled by this email, yet thought it was funny at the same time. Microsoft was going after a 17 year olds part time business that he put a lot of time into just because it has the same phonetic sound as their company.

    I responded to this email saying that I was not ready to give up my domain name since I had put so much time and effort into establishing my name, getting my business cards out and posting my services on the Internet. If I were to give up my domain, I would lose all the time and effort I had put into it. I requested that they offer me a settlement of some sort to help with me losing my business. A few days later I received an email back from them telling me that they would give me all of my out-of-pocket expenses for the domain name, which came to be $10USD. I was surprised that they would offer such a little amount of money to persuade me to hand my domain over to Microsoft. In response to this recent email, I sent one back to them describing how much work I have put into my business and that the domain was worth at least $10000. They refused to give me anything more than $10USD so I proceeded to ignore their most recent email. I didn't hear anything from them after their last email.

    Yesterday, January 14, I received a package from the lawyers' office FedEx Priority Overnight. Inside I found a book over an inch thick with a 25 page letter explaining to me that I had all along had the intention to sell my domain name to Microsoft for a large cash settlement. This is not the case, I never thought my name would cause Microsoft to take this course of action against me. I just thought it was a good name for my small part-time business. In this letter it explains that Microsoft's customers could get confused between my page and theirs, which doesn't make any sense since Microsoft doesn't design websites. They do, however, sell a program called Microsoft FrontPage, which they say can cause some confusion between me making websites for my customers and them selling a program to make websites to their customers. I think it is just another example of a huge corporation just trying to intimidate a small business person (and only a 17 year old student at that) to get anything they want by using lawyers and threats. It reminds me of the Starbucks thing against the little coffee shop in the Queen Charlotte Islands.

  17. Do they monitor the domain registry? by sokk · · Score: 5, Interesting

    How did Microsoft find out that the domain name sounded like Microsoft? Do they have some software that monitors the domain registry, or was the site getting popular? I guess they figured he was a easy target, but it seems like David wins against Goliath? :)

    In my eyes it seems like the overpaid lawyers that Microsoft keeps in it's stable wanted to give the impression of actually doing something :P

  18. Google Cache, www.mikerowesoft.com by bc90021 · · Score: 4, Informative
  19. M$ Legal by madmagic · · Score: 4, Funny


    The article at the Register says:

    "Mike told us that when an email from Microsoft's Canadian lawyers Smart & Biggar arrived on 19 November..."

    IHNJH, IJFLS "Microsoft's Canadian lawyers Smart & Biggar"
    -mm
    charles dickens couldn't have written it better

  20. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  21. Google cache of site... by pdjohe · · Score: 4, Informative

    I had trouble going to the website. So here is the Google cache of mikerowesoft.com.

  22. blowmesmartandbigger.com? by kir · · Score: 5, Funny

    Check out my website: blowmesmartandbiggar.com.

    No... my name is not Blowme Smartandbiggar. Nor is it Blowme S. Andbiggar.

    \\signed\\
    Blow M. Smartandbiggar

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  23. Re:Yes, that's what I thought by brandorf · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Phonenitics similarities aside, every time I speak "Microsoft" aloud versus "MikeRoweSoft" there is a difference in the phonetic spacing. Though that could just be because I want to find a difference. Personally, I serously doubt that anyone could possibly get the two companies confused. Though honestly I agree that his biggest mistake was to say that his domain was worth $X. Even thoug Mirosoft supposedly said they were willing to cover out of pocket expenses for the domain. Personally I'd like to see copies of these emails and letters.

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  24. I expect M$ to win this by pesc · · Score: 5, Insightful

    From the article:
    He registered the domain in August because he thought it would be cool to have a site that sounded like the famous company to show his Web designing skills.

    Well, that's exactly what a trademark is supposed to protect against; someone else using your brand-name for their own purposes. And because the way the trademark law works, Microsoft has to defend their trademarks; writing letters, suing; or else they risk the trademark being generic; free for anyone to use.

    Microsoft may be an evil corporation, but I can't blame them for protecting their main trademark.

    That the defendants name is Mike Rowe is interesting, but I personally think it is clear that mikerowesoft is intended to look alike and benefit from the name recognition of "microsoft". Mike Rowe can easily invent another domain name that includes his name and build his own brand name without leeching on Microsoft.

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    1. Re:I expect M$ to win this by evilquaker · · Score: 4, Informative
      Well, that's exactly what a trademark is supposed to protect against; someone else using your brand-name for their own purposes. And because the way the trademark law works, Microsoft has to defend their trademarks; writing letters, suing; or else they risk the trademark being generic; free for anyone to use.

      So why hasn't Microsoft gone after support.mycrowsoft.com?

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    2. Re:I expect M$ to win this by ReadParse · · Score: 4, Insightful

      He thought it would be cool to have a domain name kind of like that of Microsoft, but not to the point that he used one that was "confusingly similar", as they say in the cease-and-desist letters. Not a single person would ever accidentally go to MikeRoweSoft.com in an effort to get to Microsoft. People would only go to this site trying to get to Mike Rowe's site, and Mike would probably even have to spell it for them (no, not the company... it's like, my name, then "soft"). It's moderately cute and nothing else. Not at all like whitehouse.com or nasa.com trying to get unsuspecting whitehouse.gov and nasa.gov surfers.

      I agree that it's regretable that he turned their insulting offer into a respectable one, thereby appearing to be a squatter. I've always been a firm believer in the ability for individuals to register domains based on their name, and this is a good example of that. Hopefully the judge will realize why he made the offer and won't just make him out ot be a squatter based on that alone.

      RP

    3. Re:I expect M$ to win this by Schnapple · · Score: 4, Insightful
      From MikeRowSoft.com:
      Microsoft was going after a 17 year olds part time business
      I responded to this email saying that I was not ready to give up my domain name since I had put so much time and effort into establishing my name, getting my business cards out and posting my services on the Internet. If I were to give up my domain, I would lose all the time and effort I had put into it. I requested that they offer me a settlement of some sort to help with me losing my business.
      This is going to be the real downfall of this kid. It would be one thing if it was just a vanity blog page (which it might mostly be - I got this quip from someone who posted the text of the page above), but it sounds like this kid was trying to run a business that had a name that sounded the same as Microsoft. If my name was Mick Don tried to come out with a restaraunt that went by the name "MickDonAlds", McDonald's would sue me into oblivion. If this kid had a website, "MikeRoweStinks.com", then he'd probably be fine. But come on now, he's trying to start a business by mimmicking the sound of another company. Maybe he can use the excuse of being young/ignorant, but he's in the wrong here.
    4. Re:I expect M$ to win this by ScottSpeaks! · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I've always been a firm believer in the ability for individuals to register domains based on their name, and this is a good example of that.

      There's a pretty substantial body of case law covering people whose names happen to conflict with trademarks that have been established by major corporations. Any individual case still comes down to the particulars of the situation, the quality of the legal representation, the biases of the judge/jury, and the phase of the moon, but there are still some patterns.

      A guy named McDonald who wants to use his name on a restaurant would probably be out of luck, but if he were opening an electronics store, he'd be OK (and could probably even defend his ownership of mcdonalds.com... if he'd registered it before Kroc's outfit did).

      Mike Rowe is probably going to lose this. Not because his registration was "in bad faith" (he pretty clearly intended to use the domain for himself, and only asked for $10K after Microsoft made him a lesser offer), but because of the underlying trademark conflict; the domain registration is only the tip of the iceberg. He's trying to use the name MikeRoweSoft in one of the same categories of business that Microsoft is using their name. His best defence is that no one would seriously confuse the two companies. The fact that it's his name might score him a point with a sympathetic judge. But unlike copyright law, trademark law doesn't recognise parody or irony, and I think the phonetic similarity of the two will prevail. And if he loses once, there's no way he'll be able to afford an appeal.

  25. Computer Gook? by tbase · · Score: 4, Funny

    Mike, a self-described computer gook, registered the name in August.

    Is this a typo or have I been left behind in the newest slang update? I feel so old.

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  26. M$ Lawfirm = smart and bigger! by llamafirst · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The article points out that this could easily be confused with an article from The Onion. I'd add "or an urban legend".

    Did you notice the law firm that he claimed M$ uses to scare him? In order for the law firm to seem smarter and bigger than the peon they are suing, they are allegedly called "Smart & Biggar"! Obviously fake, right?

    And then I looked it up, and it's a real law firm!!!!!! http://www.smart-biggar.ca/About/ (Presumably Smart & Biggar/Fetherstonhaugh is based on people's names... :-)

  27. They may be smart & big... by TheMidget · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ... but we are smarter and bigger. How long until somebody will turn this nice SQL injection into some world-class defacement?

  28. Re:Yes, that's what I thought by nahdude812 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I own maybe 7 domain names for various reasons. None of them were purchased with bad faith (eg, they're not designed to be similar to other companies or names, and as far as I know, none are). However, if someone came to me and claimed that I was infringing on their trademark, and offered me $10,000 for it, none of them are important enough to me that I wouldn't take it.

    Likewise, if they came and offered me an absurd fee such as $10, it'd be a natural conclusion for me to counter offer something that I *would* be willing to sell it for. I'd say that there are few privately held domain names that there isn't some purchasing price for. Even corporately held domain names would come with a purchase price, though that price might lump in the corporation. Eg, if I offered Adobe $700 billion, I'm guessing I'd come away with a shiny new domain name, and probably a new office building filled with employees to go with it.

    My point is that just because the kid *was* willing to sell the domain doesn't make it a bad faith offering. None of mine are bad faith, and I'd easily sell any of them for 10 grand.

  29. 1st rule: SHUT UP AND GET A LAYWER by wowbagger · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The first and most important rule in ANY case where somebody is threatening legal action:

    SHUT UP AND GET A LAWYER!

    The second most important rule:

    UNTIL YOU HAVE A LAYWER, STAY SHUT UP.

    Suppose somebody contacts you and says:

    "You are in violation of our copyright [sic] on our site - give us the domain or we'll sue!"

    The proper response is something like:

    "Very interesting - OK, please give me the contact information for your law firm, and I'll have my attourney contact your attourney. I prefer to have all furthur contact through my attourney, so please route everything through your legal group."

    If they persist in contacting you directly, inform them firmly that all furthur contact should go through their attourney to yours, and any direct contact is harrassment.

    In a case like this one, where you ARE being contacted by the other side's legal department, then you should GET AN ATTOURNEY LICENSED TO PRACTICE IN YOUR AREA. First thing. Then route all contact through him.

    Otherwise, shut up - say nothing to the other side. While it may be a civil matter rather than a criminal matter, remind yourself that "Everything I say will be used against me in court."

  30. Re:Yes, that's what I thought by dubious9 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Seriously though. I didn't get the lawsuit until I actually read in the article that the supposed infraction was mearly phonetic. How many people pronouce things online?

    And seeing as this Mike Rowe has ownership over his name and plans to study computer science and makes no mentions to MS on his site, the case seems pretty clear to me. It usually takes a lot for WIPO to overturn ownership on a website, and I don't see any clear evidence that Mike Rowe was cybersquating. Come on, phonetic spelling in a written medium? And I'd just like to know how MS found his site in the first place. Do they have a phonetical analyzer?

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  31. Yep by spectasaurus · · Score: 5, Funny

    "... his domain would confuse Microsoft customers."

    Sounds about right. Microsoft customers (by definition) are not the brightest cookies out there. Case in point, Clippy.

  32. Brilliant! by TygerFish · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Actually, no. It's by no means brilliant, but it's certainly explainable.

    You're a big company. YOu're huge. You are very, very controversial. When intelligent, well-informed people think about you and your business tactics, they combine images of alien zombies with all-encroaching slime-mold and a coven of satanists whose approach to product design and quality control issues is limited to ferrying suitcases of cash to Washington.

    It has been proven in courts of law that you steal code and suppress competition. It is well-known that you are cavalier towards other people's patents and copyrights and fiercely protective of your own. In short, you are scum.

    So What is your optimal startegy? In order to keep the great ordinary from hearing that you are scum so often that it clicks one day (I'm paying WHAT?!! HOW?!!), you have to control as much opinion as you can and a websight on a domain that is easily associated with your name is very dangerous to you at; least psychologically and at worst, materially.

    It's got to work on your nerves. It has to make things run through your head.

    A site on a domain like that might be used to report every time your blithe unconcern for security costs your customers billions; it might be used to post wonderfully funny pieces about how your founder is a, vulgar, fast-food munching, nerd with documented B.O.--a loser who couldn't have gotten a pity-screw from a nymphomaniac saint until his net worth was in the *billions* and even then, as the world's richest man, his choices were limited to an employee who looks the worse for wear--who looks more and more like a frump with a case of nerves in each royal portrait.

    When you've little to offer but a lot to lose, you have to control what people say about you. You have to find the channels and close them: it's a trend that shows your internet savvy which is why 'Georgebushsucks.com' used to take you to a site and ask you for a contribution to his campaign.

    Sorry to hear they didn't just pay the damned kid. One thing about being scum is the psychological inability to realize that writing the kid a check--even one for ten times what he asked for--with a handshake and hinting at an internship one day would beat all hell out of reaching for your lawyers and generating news coverage that proves that even your worst critics are dead right about you.

    Of course, if their mindset embraced ideas like this, they would have leaned harder on their quality than on their lobbyists and the would have had nothing to worry about in the first place.

    You've got to love it....

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  33. Based on the Nissan.com Case ..... by leoaugust · · Score: 4, Informative

    "I am motivated to stick with what I believe in."

    And so he should. It would seem Microsoft has no choice but to back down as, legally, it doesn't have a hope in hell of winning and there are plenty of lawyers out there who would love to get a win against Microsoft under their belt.

    I think if he does get enough support, he probably should fight back. But it brings another case of the Nissan.com domain to me in which the domain name can't be used commercially.

    What I thought was very interesting about the case was mentioned in the FAQ to the Nissan.com case. It said

    1. As of June 12th 2000 there are (2223) domain names registered on the Internet containing the word nissan in them. To the best of our knowledge, most of those domains are not owned by Nissan Motor Co. Click here to view a partial list of them.
    2. Also here is another list with nissan as the first word of the domain name there are (860 ) of them Click here to view. If you wish to see which entity owns any particular listing, just click on the WHOIS link next to it.

    In the www.MikeRoweSoft.com case the interpretion is weaker as the similarity is "phonetic" which is really quite fuzzy, compared to the actual presence of the word "nissan" in the domain name. Despite this the original owner of the Nissan.com domain could not prevail.

    If you go to the website Nissan.com you see the following Notice: In compliance with a ruling issued by the United States District Court in Los Angeles on November 14, 2002, in the lawsuit of Nissan Motor Co., Ltd. v. Nissan Computer Corporation, this web site has been converted to non-commercial use.

    The story from the Domain Name Handbook was

    1. Japanese automaker Nissan Motors Co., Ltd. and Nissan North America, Inc. filed suit against Nissan Computer Corp., a North Carolina-based corporation since 1991 with a registered trademark for its name.
    2. Uzi Nissan, an Israeli-American born in Jerusalem, registered NISSAN.COM in 1994 to expand his computer business and NISSAN.NET two years later to expand his ISP business.
    3. In August 1999, he posted a logo similar to that of Nissan Motor Corp, and began promoting automobile-related products and services.
    4. The automaker filed suit for trademark dilution on December 10, 1999. The court granted a preliminary injunction and held that Mr. Nissan is trading on the automaker's goodwill and diverting potential Nissan car customers to other websites.
    5. He was ordered to post a prominent disclaimer of any connection to Nissan Motor Corp and refrain from displaying any auto-related information.

    So, I guess, I could see something like this happen. Mike Rowe may be ordered to post a prominent disclaimer of any connection to Microsoft Corp and refrain from displaying any computer-related information. IANAL.

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  34. They don't want the content, just the name by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Their point is that he could just register a new domain name, change the URLs, and keep all the work he put into the content.

    They don't want the content, he can take that with him.

    It's like parking next to a fire hydrant, they are saying move along, take your car.

    And all you flamers who don't read very carefully, note that I make no mention of whether M$ is doing the smart thing, the right thing, the correct thing, or anything.

  35. Re:I certainly hope that MS don't get away with th by gidds · · Score: 5, Informative
    Microsoft, who has de facto dominance over the desktop, and thus are evil according to the tinfoil-crowd

    No, they're not evil because they dominate the desktop.

    They are evil because they use that monopoly unfairly, to illegally (attempt to) dominate other areas. They are evil because of their unethical and illegal business practices: buying out or crushing all competition, secret agreements with vendors, spreading lies, putting profits over user experience and security, doing their utmost to prevent interoperability with other software and systems, continually breaking the spirit and the letter of anti-trust agreements, and much more.

    Microsoft are evil, not because they dominate the desktop, but because, thanks to them, most people (think they) have no alternative.

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  36. In other news... by Mark_in_Brazil · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...the holders of domains MyCrow.com, MyCrew.com, WhenDoes.com, WinDozens.com, MikeRose.com, and MikeRosoff.com have all hired lawyers.
    Mr. Mike Rosoff of Kennebunk, Maine is especially worried, because he has received a cease-and-desist letter from Microsoft lawyers claiming that his social security card, driver's license, passport, and all items using his birth name are infringing on copyrights.
    More on the story as it develops...

    --Mark
    __:-b

    --
    "It is nice to know that the computer understands the problem. But I would like to understand it too." --Eugene Wigner
  37. Pronunciation of Rowe by WhytTiger · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I know of two people with the last name of Rowe. Both are pronounced with an OW (as in "OW, that hurt"). I was just thinking it would be hilarious if Microsoft took this kid to court, and as the police dude is reading "the case of Microsoft vs. Mike Rowe", Mike's lawyer could stand up, say "correction your honor, it's pronounced rOWe"... judge: "dismissed"

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  38. Mikerowesoft, Lindows, what's the difference? by ekasteng · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I may be a little offtopic here, but I see since Microsoft has yet to win against Lindows for trademark infringement they decided to set precedence by picking an easier target? Microsoft claims that their customers would get confused by the name. Well, at my work computer, right on the front bigger than life it says "Designed for Microsoft Windows XP". Do a google search for Microsoft, the only place where mikerowesoft.com shows up is in the news portion. I do not see how they can claim brand confusion there. I think the teen's only problem is going to be that since he is a minor, he cannot register a business yet.

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    "You say my way of thinking cannot be tolerated? What of it?"
  39. Holydays work : please help your friend... by Atreide · · Score: 5, Funny
    Poor dear Microsoft.

    Your friend Microsoft is lost in the maze of IP infringement.
    Please help him to find out all the names used by evil hackers who want to steel mighty things from your friend.

    Because there are so many bad boys in the world that speak strange languages,
    help your little friend Microsoft to get every occurence of name spelling that can sound like his very own name.

    Of course in english, our friend Law Yer has just come with the evil name : Mike Rowe Soft, so this one can not be proposed.

    When you have finished this game, hand out the answer to your dad or your mom and go on to the next game.

    For instance, in French :
    [mi | my] [c | k | que] [r] [o | au] [ss] [o | au] [ft | pht]
    microssoft , mikrossoft
    miquerossoft , micraussoft
    mikraussoft , miqueraussoft
    microssauft , mikrossauft
    miquerossauft , micraussauft
    mikraussauft , miqueraussauft
    microssopht , mikrossopht
    miquerossopht , micraussopht
    mikraussopht , miqueraussopht
    microssaupht , mikrossaupht
    miquerossaupht , micraussaupht
    mikraussaupht , miqueraussaupht

    mycrossoft , mykrossoft
    myquerossoft , mycraussoft
    mykraussoft , myqueraussoft
    mycrossauft , mykrossauft
    myquerossauft , mycraussauft
    mykraussauft , myqueraussauft
    mycrossopht , mykrossopht
    myquerossopht , mycraussopht
    mykraussopht , myqueraussopht
    mycrossaupht , mykrossaupht
    myquerossaupht , mycraussaupht
    mykraussaupht , myqueraussaupht

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  40. Microsoft is just covering their asses by CastrTroy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    So, this all sounded pretty stupid, until I realized that well, Microsoft is pretty much just covering their ass. IANAL, but, it seems that this would fall under Trademark infringement. And if i remember correctly, a company risks loosing their trademark if they don't stop people from using it incorrectly. So, basically, I think Microsoft would just rather not have this happen, as loosing the rights to their name might have bad consequences. Hell, we could start making Microsoft Linux, and could you imagine, Microsoft OpenOffice. So yeah. The whole thing sounds a little weird at first, asking this guy to hand over the domain, but if you were Microsoft's Lawyers, what would you do?

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    Anthropic principle: We see the universe the way it is because if it were different we would not be here to see it.
  41. trademark, dammit by ajagci · · Score: 4, Informative

    That would be a trademark violation, not a copyright violation. The two are completely different legally. Among other things, microsoft is legally obligated to defend its trademark or face losing it.

    However, if Mike Rowe's use is non-commercial, Microsoft's action is unnecessary and the shouldn't prevail (but it's probably too costly to fight them).

  42. Other Domain Spats: by I-R-Baboon · · Score: 5, Funny

    MikeHunt.com - Being sued by Moe Szyslak, owner of Moe's Tavern for prank call infringement.

    HenWeigh.com - Being sued by Jenny Craig, settlement offered of $15 in McDonalds Gift Certificates

    ShoBullshit.org - Next on the list for SCO for misleading location of mystery source code backed up on mothership hiding behind Venus.

    MyLittleBoy.net - Sued by Michael Jackson for misleading name. Settlement reached at 100 little Sailor outfits with various sizes.

    MajorWoody.us - Major Horace Woody has apparently given Woody Woodpecker a bad name. The Pecker and Woody are working out a deal out of court however.

    FamilyLove.net - Pending legislation by the State of Arkansas's Singles site, FamilyLovers.net.

    SlashingDot.org - In close contact with Cowboy Neal as geeks to not want to be confused with a "News for Serial Killers" site.

    gaggle.com - Upsetting google.com, but google is unwilling to start gang warfare as drive by DoSes sometimes comprimise innocent networks.

    DeathRow.us - Death row inmates suing for misrepresentation of convicted criminals actually on Death Row.

    Garbage.com - Also being sued by Microsoft for copyright infringement of copyright. Alleges that this name is a common slang for their products in knowledgable circles.

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    -1 Overrated (Too many big words for me to comprehend)
  43. Lessons learned by Safety+Cap · · Score: 5, Informative
    "They [Microsoft Laywers] responded to this email by offering to give me all of my out-of-pocket expenses in return for the domain name. ~. I responded by asking for $10,000, which I regret doing now ~."
    Here is a tip: if you receive a letter from a Lawyer, and want to respond, always have your own laywer vet your response.
    --
    Yeah, right.
  44. Re:Just Great by b17bmbr · · Score: 4, Funny

    1. use real name
    2. put dot com after it
    3. sued by big corporation
    4. ???????
    5. profit

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    My problem? I was perfectly gruntled, until some numbnuts came by and dissed me.
  45. M$ must be eliminating sound-alikes... by VinceWuzHere · · Score: 4, Informative

    A story broke about two weeks ago about http://www.mikerosoft.ca. Mike's site (a different Mike, eh) had a web presence since 1997 and delivered small bits of code, drivers and other technical tidbits. A check of his site today shows that he's redirecting traffic to a new url pending the outcome of his discussions. He does NOT want to sell out to Micro$fot according to his site.

  46. Re:Just Great by ePhil_One · · Score: 5, Funny
    This is a stupid lawsuit because Mr. Rowe is an idiot for getting himself sued so easily

    That right! If the stupid Canadian education system had done its job and made Mr Rowe a legal expert on the subject of domain disputes, none of this would have happened.

    Silly student, domains are for large corporations!

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    You are in a maze of twisted little posts, all alike.
  47. It's official. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 4, Informative

    Software giant threatens mikerowesoftZDNet.co.uk,UK-8 minutes agoMicrosoft has set its lawyers onto a 17-year-old software writer from Vancouver, called Mike Rowe, because he has registered MikeRoweSoft.com, which the

    Microsoft not pleased about mikerowesoft websiteAnanova,UK-3 hours agoA Canadian teenager called Mike Rowe who added the word soft to his name for his website title, has been ordered by Microsoft to hand over the domain.

    Microsoft won't go soft on Mike RoweLondon Free Press,Canada-4 hours agoVANCOUVER -- Like any good fledgling businessperson, Mike Rowe knew

    Microsoft lawyers threaten Mike Rowe (17)The Register,UK-5 hours agoIn what could easily be mistaken for an Onion story, Microsoft has unleashed the full fury of its lawyers on 17-year-old Canadian high-school student, Mike Rowe

    Mike may be Rowe, but 'soft' is troubleSeattle Times,WA-7 hours agoBy The Associated Press. VANCOUVER, BC - Mike Rowe knew he needed a catchy name for his Web-site design company. But the folks

    Big bully Gates targets teenTimes of India,India-8 hours agoVANCOUVER: No matter what Shakespeare said on the theme of nomenclature, Microsoft has thought it fit to sue a teenager whose domain name is a lot like the

    Microsoft vs MikeRoweSoftIndependent Online,South Africa-10 hours agoVancouver, British Columbia - Mike Rowe thinks it's funny that his catchy name for a website design company sounds a lot like Microsoft.

    Microsoft takes on teenNEWS.com.au,Australia-10 hours agoMIKE Rowe thinks it is funny that his catchy name for a Web site design company sounds a lot like Microsoft. "Since my name is Mike

    Langford student battles tech giant over use of his domain name: Canada.com,Canada-Jan 17, 2004Mike Rowe, a Langford high school student who does Web site design part-time, is locked in a legal battle with one of the world's biggest companies.

    Microsoft vs. Mike Rowe SoftWIS,SC-47 minutes ago(Vancouver, British Columbia-AP) Jan. 19, 2004 - It's Microsoft versus Mike Rowe-soft. Mike Rowe, 17, wanted a catchy name for his Web site design company.

    Support CD Babyp2pnet.net,Canada-1 hour agoBecause Mike, who lives in Victoria on Vancouver Island in British Columbia, Canada (and a short drive from p2pnet.net's thriving central base : ) makes a

    Microsoft Talk Legal to 17 Year-Old Owner of MikeRoweSoft DomainShortNews.com-2 hours agoMike Rowe, 17, from British Columbia, Canada decided to start up a small web business and called his domain MikeRoweSoft. Smart

    Microsoft Corporation vs MikeRoweSoftOfficialSpin-3 hours agoVictoria, British Columbia -- (OfficialSpin) -- 19/01/04 -- A 17 year-old high school student, Mike Rowe, who just so happens to earn a few extra bucks...

    Microsoft demands teen to give up domain nameSalem Statesman Journal,OR-7 hours agoVANCOUVER, British Columbia - Mike Rowe knew that he needed

  48. Even partial similarity can get you sued by belmolis · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Companies have been known to sue even when even just one portion of the name is similar. There was another case recently that was similar in that it involved a big American company going after a tiny Canadian outfit. In this case, Starbucks (no doubt the provider of cafeine to many /.-ers) sued Haidabucks Cafe, a small cafe owned by Haida Indians in Masset, British Columbia. The names are obviously quite different, both in writing and in speech. Fortunately, they stood their ground and obtained the services of a top notch law firm and a web site designer, with the result that Starbucks backed down. That's a good thing, and not just for them: boycotting Starbucks is tough!

  49. Re:Google supports Microsoft by Basehart · · Score: 4, Funny

    Redmond is worried people will enter Microsoft into Google and get Did you mean: Mike Roe Soft

  50. I complained, MS responded.... by GeneralEmergency · · Score: 4, Interesting


    Re: MikeRoweSoft.com

    Background located at:
    http://www.theregister.com/content/6/34955.ht ml

    This is not acceptable, moral behaviour on your part.

    I will remember this when I need to make my next software selection/purchase.

    Alan


    Hello Allan,

    Thank you for contacting Microsoft.

    We take our trademark seriously, but in this case maybe a little too seriously. Under the law companies are required to take this type of action to protect their trademark against widespread infringement. That said, we appreciate that Mike Rowe is a young entrepreneur who came up with a creative domain name. We are currently in the process of resolving this matter in a way that will be fair to him and satisfy our obligations under trademark law.

    Should you have further questions, feel free to write us back.

    Sincerely,

    Jing
    Microsoft.com Customer Support

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    "A microprocessor... is a terrible thing to waste." --
    GeneralEmergency