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Is Your Silver-based Thermal Paste Really Silver?

strider69666 writes "Over at Overclockers.com they have a review of several thermal compounds that claim to have 99% pure silver content. 'I decided to test Arctic Silver 5, Arctic Silver 3, OCZ Ultra II Premium Silver Compound, and CompUSA Silver Thermal Grease. This test was not conducted to test performance, but rather to determine if these compounds have Silver as an ingredient.' Using a professionally mixed testing solution, they found that several brands do not, in fact, contain any silver at all! So, are you getting what you are paying for?"

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  1. bah by nuclear305 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who cares who's selling what? The TRUE geek makes his own from a brick of silver.

    In my day we had to make thermal paste by grinding it down with stones.

    1. Re:bah by bunseki+suru · · Score: 5, Funny

      You had stones? Bah! In my day, we didn't even have friction! We had to will the silver particles apart - and we liked it. Young whippersnappers...

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    2. Re:bah by DrMrLordX · · Score: 5, Funny

      That sounds less like an activity to be pursued by a geek and more like a crafting recipe from FFXI.

      Requires alchemy(2) and goldsmithing(10), fire crystal + silver ingot + beeswax = thermal paste

    3. Re:bah by Brandybuck · · Score: 5, Funny

      Silver bricks? You was lucky! In my day we had mine our own ore and smelt it down. Then our dad would assay it, and if it wasn't 99% pure, all we got for breakfast was CompUSA Silver Thermal Grease!

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    4. Re:bah by John_Booty · · Score: 5, Funny

      Silver bricks? You was lucky! In my day we had mine our own ore and smelt it down. Then our dad would assay it, and if it wasn't 99% pure, all we got for breakfast was CompUSA Silver Thermal Grease!

      You had HEAVY ELEMENTS? In my day, the loose clouds of interstellar gas hadn't coalesced into star systems yet. All we had were hydrogen atoms and maybe a trace of helium around Christmas!

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    5. Re:bah by madpierre · · Score: 5, Funny

      You had loose clouds of interstellar gas. *LUXURY*

      In my day we had nothing but the vacuum and had to wait for a universe to pop into existence before we could even begin to think about the existence of energy and matter.

      Kids today ....

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    6. Re:bah by eric76 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Forget silver paste.

      Try the paste made from mithril mined by the local dwarves.

    7. Re:bah by DarthApoc · · Score: 5, Funny

      And if you tell the young people today, they won't believe you!

    8. Re:bah by Hexydes · · Score: 5, Funny

      You had a vacuum? All I got was a broom and a dust pan. *weeping*

    9. Re:bah by Machine9 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually, I though Mithril was -not- heat conductive. afterall, it's kinda designed for fighting all sorts of fiery foes.

    10. Re:bah by gnovos · · Score: 4, Funny

      You had a quantum foam vacuum of pure nothingness to pop universes out of? I WISH I had a vacuum of pure nothingness to pop universes out of.

      In my day all we had was this damn turtle.

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    11. Re:bah by Bigman · · Score: 2, Funny

      ..and you would ha' gotten away with it, if it wasn't for them pesky kids!

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    12. Re:bah by ozbird · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hehehe... Where's the "+1 Python skit" moderation option?

    13. Re:bah by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 2, Funny

      >It is natural but wrong to think of that
      >singular moment as being in a vacuum.

      It is both unnatural and wrong to think of that moment at all. Go play baseball or kiss someone.
      Or watch TV for a few hours. That'll even you out a bit.

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    14. Re:bah by jwdg · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, silver is.

      Gold is not quite as good, but doesn't tarnish, which is why it gets used so much.

      I believe the order goes: Silver, Copper, Gold, Sodium (!)). Of these Gold is best for exposed contacts.

    15. Re:bah by neur0maniak · · Score: 2, Informative

      Aluminium is used because it's one of the best metals for absorbing heat, it's a crap conductor though

    16. Re:bah by Pyro226 · · Score: 4, Funny

      You had a broom and a dust pan? All I had was a toothbrush, and I had to brush my teeth with it as well.

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  2. No by forkazoo · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, mine isn't. And by the way, despite the claims of the manufacturer, Soylent green is not 100% people. Quit believing advertising, and you will be just fine. Better yet, take up spectroscopy as a hobby. Chicks dig spectroscopes!

    1. Re:No by Frymaster · · Score: 5, Funny
      Soylent green is not 100% people. Quit believing advertising

      i call this the "grape nuts theory".

      no grapes. no nuts. grape nuts.

    2. Re:No by balloonhead · · Score: 4, Funny
      There was no need to bring the conversation to this. No need.

      You think a speculum exam is bad? Try working in A&E (ER to you yanks) at 4 in the morning when some chick comes in because she's lost a condom on the job and you have to dig it out from her semen-filled snatch. Eeewww.

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    3. Re:No by Oopsz · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, that was the last time I eat while reading slashdot...

    4. Re:No by PaleBoy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Strange, I figured since you were a secular humanist, you'd be more inclined to go with:

      "No damn cat, no damn cradle."

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    5. Re:No by CreatureComfort · · Score: 3, Funny

      More to the interest of the typical /. reader...

      Girl Scout cookies aren't made from real girl scouts either.

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    6. Re:No by trentblase · · Score: 2, Funny

      You call it A&E? So when you are about to die, they have to say "get this man to the A and E, stat!". That's a whole extra syllable! That's the difference between life and DEATH!

    7. Re:No by TheLink · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well it's probably pronounced "Aieeee!".

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  3. So.... by dacarr · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Who do all these people who are concerned about false labelling go to for enforcement?

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    1. Re:So.... by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 2, Funny

      Who do all these people who are concerned about false labelling go to for enforcement?

      Dirty Harry?

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    2. Re:So.... by evilviper · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Who do all these people who are concerned about false labelling go to for enforcement?

      Well, class-action lawsuits are the end-all solution.

      Short of that:

      That's the FTC's job, but they don't seem interested in reports from the public.

      I prefer the Better Business Bureau. I've filed a few complaints, and so far I've always gotten results.

      Big companies don't even bother to show-up for small claims court appearances. So you could get up to $5,000 via a default ruling if/when they don't show.

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    3. Re:So.... by welshsocialist · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My guess would be the local BBB, the State Attorney General, or anyone who will listen.

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    4. Re:So.... by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Who do all these people who are concerned about false labelling go to for enforcement? "

      Dunno, they never come back.

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    5. Re:So.... by TwinkieStix · · Score: 3, Insightful

      About small claims court:
      It's a big misnomer that companies rarely show up and you'll win your $5000. Every first semester law class (well, the two 100 level classes I took did) will teach you that, except in traffic court, every civil lawsuit is guaranteed at least one appeal. Small claims court doesn't allow for lawyers, and so corporations will no-show to small claims court, and then appeal with their army of attorneys. Sometimes there will be a settlement that involves a non disclosure which is why we don't here about it on Slashdot.

    6. Re:So.... by erobertstad · · Score: 2

      You'd actualy think that with being able to post to the Internet anonymously people would just blab about the case even with a non-diclosure. You figure if you where that pissed off at a company to sue them, more people would be thinking "disclosure or I'm posting to Slashdot as a coward to let the people know" and we actualy would hear more about the clases. :)

    7. Re:So.... by Graff · · Score: 2, Informative
      I prefer the Better Business Bureau. I've filed a few complaints, and so far I've always gotten results.

      In my experience the Better Business Bureau is a paper tiger, it doesn't have any ability to back up its supposed powers of protecting the consumer.

      I've contacted them on several problem companies and the response that I've gotten back has always been, "Sorry. We can only suggest to a company, we can't enforce." If the company doesn't agree with the issue then the Better Business Bureau doesn't do anything. They never even updated their web site with any of the complaints that were made.
    8. Re:So.... by tiger99 · · Score: 4, Informative
      In the UK you simply report the facts to your local Trading Standards Office. I hope that lots of people will do so, it will at least get teh fraudulent products off the market here, which will be a start. Not only that, but their reputation will be irrevocably damaged, no doubt published in the net, so their sales will drop off in countries which do not seem to have legislation to protect the consumer, or who make the process too difficult.

      In the UK we also have the Small Claims Court, but the case here might be against teh small corner shop who sold you the stuff, and they might defend the case....

      No system of legislation is perfect, but it seems to me that fraudulent claims like this should automatically be actioned by the authorities everywhere, with no need for private individuals to have to pay for lawyers.

      In any case, if you have been ripped off, first politely request a refund and compensation, and if they refuse, report them to whatever official body deals with such things locally. They will soon get the message.

      BTW I have no sympathy whatsoever for any overclocker who has had a meltdown. Overclocking is a very unsound practice, for a number of reasons, which I have aired on /. before and will not bother repeating. It DEFINITELY shortens the life of your equipment, that is provable fact. But, I don't condone fraud, and no silver look-alike is likely to have adequate thermal conductivity.

      BTW, copper is almost as good as silver, you would never be able to detect the difference in practice, in fact it might be better because it could be used in higher concentration, and being slightly softer in pure form, the individual particles might deform better to give more contact area. Other metals such as gold or platinum are absolutely useless, despite any spurious claims that may be made. Any testbook on material properties, with tables of thermal conductivity, will show why.

  4. Silver? by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is not surprizing at all as silver is expensive. Oh wait; what the fuck?

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  5. OCZ has announced a recall. by DAldredge · · Score: 5, Informative

    http://www.ocztechnology.com/displaypage.php?name= recall

    From the above site:

    OCZ would like to take this time to address the recent article published at Overclockers.com, ( http://www.overclockers.com/articles938/ )which shows that OCZ Ultra 2 thermal compound has no silver content.

    OCZ does not manufacture Ultra 2 thermal compound in house, it is provided by a foreign manufacturer with our specifications. Previous independent lab tests conducted at the request of OCZ have shown that the silver compound content in Ultra 2 is 25% by volume and 70% by weight.

    In response to this article, OCZ has submitted another batch of Ultra 2 to a third party for extensive lab testing. This Independent lab report show's that the most recent batch of OCZ Ultra 2 indeed contains less than 1% silver by volume. While simultaneously we have received lab reports from an outside source indicating the silver content to be 30% by weight. This leads us to the conclusion that recent batch(s) of OCZ Ultra 2 from our supplier did not meet the agreed specifications.

    We accept full responsibility for these problems and we will be seeking legal action against our supplier.

    In order to help solve this problem we have contacted Arctic Silver Inc, and entered into a vendor agreement with them to supply OCZ thermal paste.

    Beginning January 22nd 2004 we are issuing a full recall of any and all OCZ Ultra 2.

    Any Customers who wish to return OCZ Ultra 2 thermal paste with an invoice will in exchange for their full or partially used tube(s) receive:
    1- One (dependant on # of tubes returned) 3-gram OCZ thermal Compound (made by Arctic Silver Inc.) or one OCZ Dominator 2 Heatsink.
    2- One OCZ EL DDR T-Shirt
    3- One 10 dollar off rebate on any OCZ EL DDR Dual Channel Kit (at participating resellers)

    1. Re:OCZ has announced a recall. by mriker · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Major props to OCZ. What an admirable and classy move. They can look forward to my business in the future.

    2. Re:OCZ has announced a recall. by mrjah · · Score: 3, Funny

      less than 1% silver by volume

      Translation: 0% silver by volume.

    3. Re:OCZ has announced a recall. by SYFer · · Score: 4, Funny

      Perfect response. Give the Product Manager a raise.

      This is a situation where a company's extremely quick action--which is probably going to reach virtually everyone who even knows about the problem (the parent is still "above the fold" here on /.)--may actually have the effect of increasing brand loyalty.

      Hell, I don't buy the stuff, but if I did, I'd switch to theirs on the basis of this response alone.

      1. Sell bogus silver paste
      2. Get exposed on Overclockers
      3. Masterfully respond to problem
      4. Profit!

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    4. Re:OCZ has announced a recall. by ryanw · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So is "silver" even a necessity to CPU cooling? If people are purchasing this compound because it is "99% silver" and place it inbetween the CPU and the heatsink, isn't there more at stake here? I mean what if there were damaged CPUs due to the usage of this compound instead of one with 99% silver? Shouldn't they be paying for more than just re-emburse you for your bunk tube you paid for? What about the bunk CPU that it fried?

    5. Re:OCZ has announced a recall. by The+Clockwork+Troll · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Why would you give them your business as opposed to the manufacturers who have actually had substantial amounts of silver in their product all along?

      I know, I know, to forgive is divine, but attitudes like yours send the message "it is OK to be irresponsible as long as you say you're sorry."

      Am I off-base?

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    6. Re:OCZ has announced a recall. by StarWreck · · Score: 2, Informative
      So is "silver" even a necessity to CPU cooling?
      Its not a necessity, however silver has less thermal resistance than "ALMOST" all other metals. So it has superior performance to non-silver compounds.

      what if there were damaged CPUs due to the usage of this compound instead of one with 99% silver?
      Silver compound isn't a necessity for a CPU running at stock speed. However, just a few degrees celcius can mean the difference when you are into extreme overclocking. Hopefully everyone had their thermal protection turned on in BIOS.
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    7. Re:OCZ has announced a recall. by mriker · · Score: 2, Interesting
      You do have a very good point, and if this was typical of OCZ, I would absolutely not give them my business. I find the situation they're claiming is quite plausable. Were they irresponsible to not test every shipment? Every tube? Perhaps, but there's a line of reasonable expectation there somewhere.

      Their accepting of responsibility (I'm probably jaded... it seems awfully rare that anyone takes responsibility for anything anymore), and the way in which they're making it up to those affected, cause me to buy their sincerety. Maybe this once, the PR machine fooled me, but at this point I'm willing to give them the benefit of the doubt.

    8. Re:OCZ has announced a recall. by juhaz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So is "silver" even a necessity to CPU cooling?

      No. Some people (usually overclockers) buy these "silver" compounds because they think it conducts heat better than other materials - and it probably does - but practically it isn't any better than the others, there's supposed to be _very_ little of this stuff in between the CPU and cooler, so any difference with any other compound that is fluid enough to fill all the cracks it's supposed to, is very small, and probably not even noticeable.

      If people are purchasing this compound because it is "99% silver" and place it inbetween the CPU and the heatsink, isn't there more at stake here? I mean what if there were damaged CPUs due to the usage of this compound instead of one with 99% silver?

      I don't see how one could fry their CPU (assuming the compound isn't useless in the more important aspects) with this, so what if it makes a 1'C difference, the thing would've fried anyway

      If you push your system over the limits it's designed to go, you should monitor it, instead of trusting some magical "silver bullet" will save you - and if you don't keep an eye of those temperatures, you're an idiot. And deserve your new keychain that used to be an expensive CPU.

    9. Re:OCZ has announced a recall. by jrockway · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Toothpaste works quite well as thermal compound. As long as it's not air in between the heatsink and core, you're fine. Granted, toothpaste dries out and becomes an insulator, so you shouldn't use that. But the silver, according to a review that I can't find (sorry :( ), doesn't make much of a difference. The white stuff that came on your heatsink is fine. I like the white stuff that thermalright includes with their heatsinks, personally. Nice and sticky-ish. Good stuff, IMO.

      Actually, I like silver compound because it's shiny. I like shiny things... (also it's thinner, so you can get a thin layer on your core. But Thermalright suggests that you get a good-sized layer on your core and heatsink, so maybe thin isn't good. I don't really know.)

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    10. Re:OCZ has announced a recall. by Tmack · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Silver, being a metal, is very conductive. Conductivity in the electrical realm generally translates into better conductivity in the thermal range as well. So yes, a 99% silver compound would transmit heat from cpu to heatsink better than your standard paste. A 99% copper paste would be almost as effective, but its affenity for oxygen would cause it to break down into a green sludge of oxidized metal rather quickly.

      As far as the danger of putting a potentially conductive paste on top of your CPU, yes it can be dangerous, if you dont know what you are doing. The ceramic core of the cpu is the ONLY part that needs any paste. Covering the whole chip can short-circuit the bridges and other circuitry on that surface, and even though there is a protective layer of laquor, there is still a risk. Adding too much can allow it to ooze out onto the motherboard and short something else, possibly the CPU pins. Too much compound will also actually insulate the chip rather than cool it, as it adds more material that the heat has to conduct through. During my stint as a repair tech, I had a few fried CPU's from people not reading directions/having a clue, and covering the entire surface of the CPU with the stuff. All the paste is supposed to do is eliminate any air gap between CPU and heatsink. Newer CPU's mihgt come with a metal shim on top of the chip (Ala the old K6-2's), giving a wider dispersion path for the heat to travel before jumping to the heatsink through the paste.

      If you buy almost ANYTHING with a warantee, it only warantees itself, not what it might do to other things even if used properly. Is your car waranteed against getting into an accident? No. The lack of silver will reduce its conductivity, but the rest of the components in the compound still conduct failry well. The worst that would happen is a cpu might run warmer than it would with the silver. If your system is so critical that lack of silver burns up the CPU, you probably voided a different warantee already (Overclock something??).

      Be thankfull a company is actually claiming responsibility and is willing to do SOMETHING about it, rather than ignore/deny etc. Stop complaining about how little they are doing, after all how much did you pay for their product vs how much this has to be costing them?

      Tm

      ps: I bet they are gona take the cost of this recall out of their supplier, seeing as the supplier sold them something claiming to have x% silver, but breached contract giving them 0%. Must have saved the supplier a load of $$ to not put that silver in, but guess they will pay for it now.

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    11. Re:OCZ has announced a recall. by queequeg1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      WHile this sort of response does show that OCZ is unwilling to pass the buck (a very admirable quality), one would hope that any halfway decent operation would know enough about applied sampling techniques to avoid this sort of problem in the first place. It almost sounds like they did an initial testing (that resulted in the 25/70 figures) and then testing after the article came out, with nothing in the interim. A good sized product run requires a surprisingly small amount of sampling to uncover a significant defect in a single measureable product quality (e.g. silver content). Hopefully they won't be as sloppy when sending out the replacements.

    12. Re:OCZ has announced a recall. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      On the contrary, replacing the stock retail AMD heatsink's paste with Arctic Silver 3 dropped my CPU temperature an average of 7C.

    13. Re:OCZ has announced a recall. by whatnotever · · Score: 5, Informative

      Dan's Data has your toothpaste-vs-thermal-compound review right here.

    14. Re:OCZ has announced a recall. by PReDiToR · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why would you give them your business as opposed to the manufacturers who have actually had substantial amounts of silver in their product all along?

      Because acts like this one, with the compensation levels they are displaying should be a guiding light to all companies.
      Accidents happen, they were duped, even after asking for testing to be done on the product.

      I can put you $1,000 on the gamble that CompUSA do NOTHING about their product and basically sweep the problem under the mat.

      Using OCZ products shows CompUSA and companies of their ilk that consumers appreciate it when we are treat like people instead of accounts.

      The T-Shirt gets me. LAN party talking point anyone? Word of mouth at its best.

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    15. Re:OCZ has announced a recall. by cujo_1111 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This was probably due more to you putting the heatsink on properly than as a result of using the thermal paste. Or you used more paste than factory and it filled more cracks.

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    16. Re:OCZ has announced a recall. by axonal · · Score: 2, Funny

      But how do I squeeze it back into the tube?

    17. Re:OCZ has announced a recall. by oddfox · · Score: 5, Informative

      Quite frankly, sir, you are ill-informed, since these thermal pastes do far more than your standard stuff you get from AMD or Intel (I'm not sure if Intel provides a thermal pad, I'm sure they do, but I've never bought an Intel processor), or buy on the internet that doesn't contain silver.

      Here are some links for you to check out to see just how much of a difference these tubes make:

      Mikhailtech review, EXHardware review/comparison of pastes, Overclockers Club review/comparison, ClubOC review/comparison.

      There are many more reviews and comparisons. I chose to do a Google search for 'review "arctic silver 3"' and those were pretty much the first hits I got. In an overclocked system where stability and cooling is important, these pastes could make all the difference. In a standard system, these help prolong the life of the computer's parts.

      Oh, and before I forget, the links I just posted more or less compare Arctic Silver stuff with either other Arctic Silver products, or competing products. If you want to see just how much of a difference these compounds can make from the regular thermal pads or thermal compound that uses silicone, Check this out. That's a whopping 10 degrees celsius difference the Arctic Silver has on full load compared to a standard thermal pad, and 5 degrees difference from standard thermal compound w/silicone.

      I personally use AS3, and so does my father. With this paste I can safely overclock my Athlon 2000+ to an Athlon 2600+. Not that I do, mind you, because even though I can, I'd rather know that my system is well cooled, rather than adequately.

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    18. Re:OCZ has announced a recall. by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Silver thermal paste is like a big go-faster wing on your Kia-Rio... it makes the buyer think he is smart.

      If you want the real stuff you need to look at what the United States military uses. if you want the absolute best thermal compound available, get anything that meets MIL SPEC MIL-C-47113.

      I found the only product so far available to the consumer in small quantities is GC electronics Type 44 Heat sink compound. the little 1/2 oz jar will last you, your friends, and your families lifetime.

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    19. Re:OCZ has announced a recall. by Mashiki · · Score: 2, Informative

      Allow me to say as an ex-builder of US military control panels, and a heavy user of MIL-C-47113 HS compound, your as good to buy DuPont DS-3 HS compound. The tubes are half the price and you can buy them everywhere.

      AS3 or AS5 have better thermal conductivity then either product, Both the 47113 and DS-3 are silicone grease with zinc. Zinc is a basic thermal transfer agent used in the *cheapest* thermal compounds. While both work good, they are designed to be in all-weather conditions and enviroments where contamination with enviromental factors is expected. Your computer getting soaked is NOT that enviroment.

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  6. Who cares? by FractusMan · · Score: 4, Funny

    When someone buys 'Silver' thermal paste, are they paying for silver, or for performance? I don't buy the platinum edition of a game and feel jipped because the CD held little to no platinum.

  7. no - he got it wrong... by MrBallistic · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...compusa meant that it was 99% silver - the /color/.

    thank you, thank you. i'll be here all night. tip your wait staff.

  8. class action lawsuit... by herrvinny · · Score: 2, Informative

    need I say more?

    These people have to have violated more than a few false advertising laws, and since the article says on the bottom that all tests have been verified with an independent testing agency, I say this is a fairly open and shut case.

  9. Ok by TexVex · · Score: 4, Funny
    Silver thermal paste
    Not so silver after all
    My CPU wilts
    Because I couldn't come up with a good Perl Haiku. :(
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    1. Re:Ok by addaon · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's okay, you couldn't come up with a good heatsink haiku either.

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  10. o boy by lib112x · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is silver toxic? I thought the tube that came with my athlon fan was complementary tootpaste!

    1. Re:o boy by DAldredge · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, too much in your system can turn you blue. Do a google search on Colloidal Silver.

      Medicinal silver is most often sold as colloidal silver protein (CSP). In a recent case report, a 56-year-old man noticed a blue discoloration under his fingernails.1 He had been taking CSP supplements daily for 3 years, in hopes of preventing colds and allergies. The diagnosis was argyria, a blue-black tinting of the skin and mucous membranes caused by a build-up of silver. Numerous similar cases have been reported in recent years.2,3
      In argyria, silver deposited in the body reacts with the sun through a process similar to that of the development of a photographic negative. This leads to permanent discoloration of the skin. Changes may be seen in the eyes, lips, and nose as well.
      The condition was even more common in decades past, when CSP was an accepted medical treatment. Fortunately, argyria is seldom dangerous, although in some cases nerve damage may occur.

  11. Re:Cost of Silver? Copper an alternative? by DAldredge · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The price of silver today at market close was about 6.20 USD per ounce. Not that expensive considering what these products cost.

  12. I want to speak to the manager! by teamhasnoi · · Score: 5, Funny
    This 'hamburger' contains no ham, these 'French' fries are from Idaho, and this Dr. Pepper was not prescribed and tastes nothing like pepper!

    I want a free goddam coffee and an apple pie right now or I'll sue!

    1. Re:I want to speak to the manager! by The_dev0 · · Score: 5, Funny

      You're about to break my heart about baby oil too, aren't you?

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    2. Re:I want to speak to the manager! by Tumbleweed · · Score: 4, Funny

      And you don't wanna know about the Girl Scout Cookies, either.

  13. silver crayons by A+Bugg · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah and remind me to sue crayola too for not including any real silver in their silver crayons, those damned cheapskates.
    A Bugg

    1. Re:silver crayons by kobaz · · Score: 3, Informative

      The silver crayons don't claim to have 99% silver contained in them. The compusa compound and the ocz compound claimed they did.

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    2. Re:silver crayons by Ironica · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yeah and remind me to sue crayola too for not including any real silver in their silver crayons, those damned cheapskates.

      From CompUSA's product info:

      97% pure micronized silver
      75-80% silver content by weight


      I sure as hell don't remember any of my crayons saying "micronized silver." Which is probably just as well, considering how much we used to chew on them.

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  14. Re:all that glitters by DAldredge · · Score: 2, Informative

    These products claim the contain the element silver.

  15. Nice... by Chordonblue · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Now THAT'S how damage control should work. The company took full responsibility and is offering a generous compensation.

    It is disturbing that they had not caught this earlier, but I think that they are more than making up for their shortcomings.

    I wish more organizations worked like this. Good word of mouth goes a long way on the Internet - see New Egg's success as an example.

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    1. Re:Nice... by phorm · · Score: 4, Insightful

      it is provided by a foreign manufacturer with our specifications

      I wonder where the foreign manufacturer is though, and how easy they are to prosecute. Now I feel sorry for OCZ, because it looks like they're the ones getting the shaft.

      I wonder if this is one of those nasty effects of outsourcing/exterior-suppliers that will become apparent over time, sneaky cost-cutting and lower accountability.

    2. Re:Nice... by flacco · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Now THAT'S how damage control should work. The company took full responsibility and is offering a generous compensation.

      if it's indeed a surprise to them. i'd want to see their receipts and see if the amount they pay their supplier went down substantially on the no-silver material. it could be collusion.

      in which case their actions are little more than "oh well, you caught us - can't blame us for trying!"

      Good word of mouth goes a long way on the Internet - see New Egg's success as an example.

      then maybe i should spread the word on how NewEgg fucked me on replacing my $600 digital camera and wouldn't return EVEN ONE of my e-mail contacts to them? (btw i originally heard about them through positive word of internet-mouth).

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    3. Re:Nice... by blair1q · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Mmm-hmm.

      I got a tube of some sort of thermal goop when I bought a new fan for my video card (the old one was spalling or got a dented ball bearing or something).

      I spread the goop on the chip, clipped on the new fan, and THREW THE REST OF THE TUBE AWAY.

      So the moral is: if you're going to do a recall, do it on a disposable product.

    4. Re:Nice... by Serveert · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Just another risk you take with outsourcing, you get what you pay for. It may seem cheap at first.

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    5. Re:Nice... by Chris+Siegler · · Score: 3, Informative
      then maybe i should spread the word on how NewEgg fucked me on replacing my $600 digital camera and wouldn't return EVEN ONE of my e-mail contacts to them? (btw i originally heard about them through positive word of internet-mouth).

      Did you try calling?
      Customer Service Phone Number: Toll Free: (800) 390-1119
      That number is located in their help section under Contact

      And what you say doesn't make much sense. If you wanted to return the camera, they have an automated system which gives you a RMA# automatically if your claim is within the return period (which they fudge in the buyers favor btw). They don't offer full support since they're just a reseller.

      I placed 320 orders from them since 2002 (you can check your entire order history!), and probably RMA'd about 50 items (out of over a thousand) without even a single problem. They're not perfect, but that's pretty close.

    6. Re:Nice... by lobsterGun · · Score: 5, Funny

      it warms my heart to see that you used the proper "You're a moron" rather than the ever more common "Your a moron" or the coloquial "U R a m0r0n".

      Nice work.

    7. Re:Nice... by GigsVT · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You should have complained on resellerratings.com

      Newegg staff read there, and generally that will get them sucking up to you, so you will post a retraction.

      Newegg seems to generally be very good, but for the few problems, they seem to want to fix them, especially when their reputation is on the line.

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    8. Re:Nice... by PSaltyDS · · Score: 4, Funny

      "I wonder where the foreign manufacturer is though, and how easy they are to prosecute. Now I feel sorry for OCZ, because it looks like they're the ones getting the shaft."

      It's a Nigerian exporter who promised OCZ they had MILLIONS OF DOLLARS of unclaimed silver they need help get out of the country...

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    9. Re:Nice... by TheLink · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ah but you get to outsource some blame too. OCZ gets to say someone else did it.

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  16. Overclocked... by Justin205 · · Score: 5, Funny

    403.9 Access Forbidden: Too many users are connected

    You're telling me a site on overclocking has to cut off the user limit? Their servers aren't overclocked enough to handle it?

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    1. Re:Overclocked... by Mnemia · · Score: 5, Informative

      It may have just been a coincidence, but I think they may be just forbidding links from Slashdot. I opened it in a new tab and reloaded it so I wouldn't have the Slashdot referrer and it worked instantly.

    2. Re:Overclocked... by prockcore · · Score: 2, Funny

      You're telling me a site on overclocking has to cut off the user limit? Their servers aren't overclocked enough to handle it?

      If only the thermal paste they used had real silver in it, they would be able handle the traffic.

  17. Oh yeah? Well a TRUE Alchemist... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    makes *his* from a brick of Tin. So suck it punk!

  18. invoice? by herrvinny · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Beginning January 22nd 2004 we are issuing a full recall of any and all OCZ Ultra 2.

    Any Customers who wish to return OCZ Ultra 2 thermal paste with an invoice will in exchange for their full or partially used tube(s) receive:
    1- One (dependant on # of tubes returned) 3-gram OCZ thermal Compound (made by Arctic Silver Inc.) or one OCZ Dominator 2 Heatsink.
    2- One OCZ EL DDR T-Shirt
    3- One 10 dollar off rebate on any OCZ EL DDR Dual Channel Kit (at participating resellers)


    Sounds cool, but how many people will have saved a receipt?

    1. Re:invoice? by Casca · · Score: 3, Funny

      Oh come on, how hard is it to create an invoice? I wouldn't feel bad at all about faking an invoice to return a product that was sold to me under false pretenses.

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  19. Ahhhhh.... we got a bum supplier...... by Dr_Marvin_Monroe · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This isn't too far fetched. They could be getting systematicly ripped-off by their suppliers too.

    Just a little screw-up at the (prob. offshore) supplier, I'm sure that OCZtech will be checking ALL the future batches...at least for another week or so.

    Now would be the best time to get a tube. This weeks batch will prob. be right on the spec.

  20. Please, actually think about what you say... by Sage+Gaspar · · Score: 5, Informative

    Comp USA brand silver thermal grease is, indeed, marketed as having silver content. Not just silver coloring, but, explicitly, silver content. Take a look at this before they take it down: compusa.com Product Listing.

    In addition, the author claims that similar claims were made on the label of OCZ paste. Judging by the reaction from the people at OCZ (or the people that claim to be OCZ) and his accuracy in the rest of the test, I have no reason to doubt him.

    Please, think before you spout the tired, cynical rhetoric about shady advertisement.

  21. Re:RTFA by jburst · · Score: 5, Funny
    several thermal compounds that claim to have 99% pure silver content

    They are advertised as CONTAINING silver, it's not just silver color.

    That means they have content which is colored silver. You don't speak marketing, do you?
  22. Re:Cost of Silver? Copper an alternative? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Silver is better conductor than copper, and certainly a better conductor than aluminum!

    "Pure silver has the highest electrical and thermal conductivity of all metals, and possesses the lowest contact resistance"

    From http://www.webelements.com/webelements/elements/te xt/Ag/key.html

  23. Surface tension by Explodo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Does anyone else notice that the two tests that showed positive have let the drop of test solution spread out? Does the fact that the two that tested negative have the solution beaded up indicate very little interaction between the two substances? Where's a chemist on this? It doesn't look like they're mixing...

  24. ARTICLE TEXT by macdaddy · · Score: 3, Informative

    "SILVER THERMAL PASTES - BUYERS BEWARE!"
    Silversinksam - 1/21/04

    I decided to test Arctic Silver 5, Arctic Silver 3, OCZ Ultra II Premium Silver Compound, and CompUSA Silver Thermal Grease. This test was not conducted to test performance, but rather to determine if these compounds have Silver as an ingredient.

    All Testing was done twice, once on a jeweler's acid free 'Black stone', and the test was repeated on paper. The testing solution was Nitric acid and Muriatic acid that was pre-mixed professionally.

    The tests produced some very disturbing results:

    OCZ Ultra II Premium Silver compound and the CompUSA Silver Thermal Grease has ZERO silver in it.

    The testing solution stayed orange - if it had any silver in it, the acids would turn varying degrees of red, depending on the purity of the silver present. OCZ claims that OCZ Ultra II Premium Silver compound is, "Made with 99.9% pure micronized silver, Over 70% silver content by weight".

    I cannot concur and my tests conclusively show that there is Zero micronized silver present, and Zero silver content by weight.

    Arctic Silver 3 and Arctic Silver 5 were also tested and both produced a blood red color, indicating 90% - 100% purity of Silver in both Arctic Silver 3 and Arctic Silver 5. Arctic Silver's claim of, "Contains 99.9% pure silver" by my testing is accurate and of the compounds tested, only Arctic Silver products produced results showing that Silver is in fact present.

    The tubes in the picture below from left to right, Arctic Silver 5, Arctic Silver 3, OCZ Ultra II Premium Silver Compound and CompUSA Silver Thermal Grease.

    In picture 3 below, from left to right is Arctic Silver 5, Arctic Silver 3 and OCZ Ultra II Premium Silver Compound. The compounds were placed on the paper and the acid was place on the compound undisturbed. Notice how the acid drop placed on the OCZ Ultra II Premium Silver Compound remains orange, indicating zero silver present:

    When you go into a jewelry store and buy a sterling silver or a fine silver necklace, you expect the jewelry to be made of sterling or fine silver. The same should apply to silver thermal pastes - if the silver paste has no silver in it and the manufacturer says it does, that is misleading.

    Based on my testing, I can not recommend OCZ Ultra II Premium Silver Compound or CompUSA Silver Thermal Grease, as they are both misleading products with zero silver in them. If you want a product that actually has silver as an ingredient, Arctic Silver 3, Arctic Silver 5 or Arctic Silver Adhesive tested OK.

    Ed Note: Silversinksam's conclusions have been verified by an independent testing laboratory - details will follow in Part 2 of this article.

    Silversinksam

    1. Re:ARTICLE TEXT by mattkime · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think at some point we need to start modding article text postings as off-topic. Nothing destroys a good slashdot conversation like a return to the main article. ...it also undermines the slashdotting attempt.

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  25. shock and awe! by mcmonkey · · Score: 2, Funny

    What? there's no gold in gold bond powder?

  26. Re:Cost of Silver? Copper an alternative? by TelcusFreshbreeze · · Score: 3, Informative
    Heat sinks are made of aluminum The better heat sinks out there are actually made of copper, as the grandparent poster surmised.

    Check out some of the heatsink companies websites, thermaltake etc, to get some graphs and such about the heating properties of their products.

    Toms does regular heatsink comparisons, and the copper always beats out the alu of the same type.

  27. Ah, memories of chemistry class by fatalist23 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When I read the above post, the first thing into my head was high school chemistry class and trying to get silver to precipitate... Much to my dismay, the article writer has chosen the easy way out with some color changing liquid which tells you when it's reacting with silver.

    I was looking forward to poking fun at his titration technique... I mean, it was hellish trying to get as much precipitate as "expected" in those godamn experiments.

  28. Re:RTFA by Sage+Gaspar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So, explain to me, what is the new standard of measuring color that lists it by weight and volume?

  29. Overclocking not for the serious geek by Haxx · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The overclocking thing bewilders me. These overclockers only push there cpu's to the limit so they can see a performance gain in the latest version of Quake.

    You can't overclock a cpu on a pc or a server that has any real use what-so-ever.

    Imagine overclocking the cpu on you employers mail server, then it becomes unstable and corrupts half the data!

    -Haxx

    1. Re:Overclocking not for the serious geek by Rob+Simpson · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There are other reasons for using silver thermal paste and "overclocking" products than just overclocking. I have a layer of arctic silver with a masive copper heatsink, but I don't overclock. Instead, I have the cpu cooled by a 120mm fan running nice and quiet on minimum speed. I also have a Zalman cooler on my video card. Both of these make my computer's noise level much less distracting than the jet engine it was before.

    2. Re:Overclocking not for the serious geek by kfg · · Score: 4, Funny

      It is just like Bob putting a big block in his pinto.

      Oh, yeah, sure. When you put it in that light it all makes perfect sense.

      KFG

    3. Re:Overclocking not for the serious geek by juhaz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You can't overclock a cpu on a pc or a server that has any real use what-so-ever.

      You're wrong.

      Moderately overclocked systems are not useless. Sure, you shouldn't use overclocked CPU in a mission critical server (doh), but they make perfectly fine real-world desktops, I'm typing this on one and it's stable as a rock. It's predecessor(s) were as well. The speed difference is nothing staggering, and maybe it only saved twenty bucks from the next speed grade, but so what?

      This is not black and white so that something's either at stock speed or so much over the limits it's extremely unstable, you go for a speed that's stable under full load - and you test that it really is stable, or bit under that to be sure.

      Of course overclocked to the extreme rig with LN2 cooling or something equally stupid doesn't have any use what-so-ever - but they're intended to, people do that as a hobby, or to compete with eachother.

  30. Re: Silver is better than copper or aluminum by MachDelta · · Score: 5, Informative

    Actually, silver is a better thermal conductor than copper or aluminum. IIRC, it goes:

    (In Watts per meter per degree Kelvin)
    Silver ~420 W/mK
    Pure Copper ~400 W/mK)
    Pure Aluminum ~240 W/mK)

    If you REALLY wanted some fancy shit, try a diamond paste. Diamond is like 2000+ W/mK. Really good at transfering heat. (No, I don't know if anyone actually makes the stuff).
    Oh, and just for reference, air is about 0.025 w/mK, and water is somewhere around 0.6ish.

    So you could use a copper paste, but it wouldn't be quite as good as the Silver.

  31. Re:Cost of Silver? Copper an alternative? by fnj · · Score: 4, Informative

    "no acutally gold has the highest electrical and thermal conductivity of all metals. that is why it is used in microchips"

    Please, someone tell me what is the point of blabbing misinformaton about things of which you are utterly ignorant?

    Silver has far higher thermal conductivity than gold.

    Gold, 320 W/m/K
    Silver 430 W/m/K

    To the extent gold is used in microchips, it is for other reasons.

  32. Re:Cost of Silver? Copper an alternative? by Sivar · · Score: 4, Interesting

    IIRC, copper conducts heat better than silver... why not make a copper paste

    Copper is a great conductor of heat, but not as good as silver.
    Copper: 402 k(W/mK) @ 300 kelvin
    Silver: 430 k(W/mK) -- 7% better (in certain conditions).
    Diamond beats them all at 895 k(W/mK).
    Actually, there's a superfluid form of Helium-2 which, at already very low temperatures, blows anything else away in terms of heat conductivity. Of course, since it has to already be near absolute zero in temperature to have reasonably thermal conductivity, it would probably not make the best thermal "grease."

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  33. Made in China? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well the article is offline, but my educated guess is that the offending products are made in China. Just go ahead and try to sue a Chinese company for false advertising... or copyright infringement for that matter, or better yet, product liability, when your power supply fails a month after you bought it, or when your DVD-RW catches fire. If the WTO and related bodies don't bring China's legal system into line, consumers will eventually figure out that today's China is not quite the same as the Taiwan of twenty years ago or the Japan of forty years ago, and they'll start paying attention to the "made in" labels and won't be willing to pay as much for Chinese-made products.

  34. Re:Cost of Silver? Copper an alternative? by kaleth · · Score: 5, Informative

    As other have mentioned, this is wrong. Silver is the best conductor, followed by copper, then gold. (see http://hypertextbook.com/physics/electricity/resis tance/ for more details)

    What gold does do best is resist corrosion, which is why it is often used for connectors. Silver and copper both oxidize very rapidly, causing bad connections, but gold does not.

  35. it doesn't matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Heat sink goop is a terrible conductor of heat. It is actually a very good insulator of heat.

    Here is a measure of the heat conductivity of some stuff (watts/in. degree C)

    air - 0.00076
    nylon - 0.00635
    heat sink goop - 0.0168
    brick - 0.0175
    glass - 0.02
    silver heat sink goop - 0.0282
    alumina - 0.7
    steel - 1.7
    silicon - 2.5
    brass - 3.05
    aluminum - 5.5
    gold - 7.4
    copper - 10.0
    silver - 10.6
    diamond - 16.0

    Note that any heat sink goop is a terrible conductor of heat. The only thing it is better than basically is air. Thus, heat sink goop is only to be used to fill microscopic voids between the heat sink and the CPU. If you actually have a layer of it between the heatsink and the CPU it will insulate the chip a LOT and make it overheat.

    Thus, there is no reason to use a lot of heatsink goop, it isn't critical that you use good goop. It is VERY CRITICAL that you have good enough heatsink pressure that your heatsink and CPU come in direct contact, with as much as possible heat sink goop squeezed out. There shouldn't even be a visible film of it after heat sink removal, just small pockets in the imperfections on the chip.

    Oh, all these figures are stolen from "Hot Air Rises and Heat Sinks: Everything You Know About Cooling Electronics is Wrong" by Tony Kordyban. The book, BTW is just okay. I don't really recommend it to the average person.

  36. Re:Mod parent up! by fnj · · Score: 4, Informative

    "Silver is the best conductor ... Gold is the next best conductor, AFAIK, and doesn't tarnish."

    No, actually silver is #1, copper is #2, and gold is #3.

    Silver 430 W/m/K
    Copper 400 W/m/K
    Gold 320 W/m/K
    Aluminum 235 W/m/K

  37. Use Vegemite!!! by BigFootApe · · Score: 3, Funny

    Dan says it works real good.

    1. Re:Use Vegemite!!! by phrasebook · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm always surprised at how bad Vegemite looks in photos, like here. It looks much nicer (more edible) when you're holding the jar.

    2. Re:Use Vegemite!!! by dj245 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Vegemite works excellent until the water in the vegemite evaporates and your cpu turns into vegamite.

      Dan himself admits the water in the vegamite is the only thing that makes it good

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  38. your all missing the point by timmarhy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    all you posters saying "whats the problem" are missing the point, people pay a premium for silver paste becuase it supposedly contains enough silver to provide better heat conductivity. it's marketed as such and really, infomation should be made avaiable as to the silver content.

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  39. silver candy decorations have real silver by morcheeba · · Score: 5, Informative

    Didja know that those silver candy balls used on cupcakes have real silver? Check the label next time you see a container of them. They don't seem to be legal anymore in CA, TX, CO, NJ, AZ, and FL. Darn, and so tasty!

  40. OCZ recall by AnimeEd · · Score: 3, Informative

    OCZ issued a recall of the paste http://www.ocztechnology.com/displaypage.php?name= recall

  41. Re:Cost of Silver? Copper an alternative? by !splut · · Score: 4, Informative

    IRC, copper conducts heat better than silver...

    Last time I checked, that isn't the case. Silver has the best thermal conductivity of all elemental metals (at least all common ones - I don't actually have an extensive list in front of me). Slightly, but not drastically, better than that of copper. And with respect to other to other responses to the parent, the conductivity of aluminum, while better than, say, steel, pales in comparison to that of copper or silver.

    See FrostyTech, or Tom's Hardware if you don't believe me.

    The use of aluminum is a consequence of price and of system requirements. You can cool a Pentium II, for instance, adequately with an aluminum heatsink because it doesn't put out as much heat. Modern processors, on the other hand, put out more watts of energy which needs to be rapidly sucked away from the cpu and dissipated, so a heatsink with a copper core at the very least tends to be the norm.

    Why don't we see more silver heatsinks? Price, of course. Copper is already relatively expensive, but a big block of high purity silver is out of the price range of most people. At that point water cooling probably has a better price performance ratio.

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  42. well technically.... by LuxFX · · Score: 4, Interesting

    2 pack; 97% pure micronized silver
    75-80% silver content by weight

    (from CompUSA's website, regarding said silver compound)

    Wouldn't it be funny if CompUSA responded with:

    "Our product is advertised correctly. Before micronization, the silver that was used was rated at 97% percent pure. The silver was then put through our micronization process and added to a substrate to create our product compound."

    When asked what substrate was used

    "The substrate is a a type of aerogel."

    Well that would explain why the compound is 70%-80% silver by weight!

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    1. Re:well technically.... by EmagGeek · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Our product is advertised correctly. Before micronization, the silver that was used was rated at 97% percent pure. The silver was then put through our micronization process and added to a substrate to create our product compound."

      This is precisely what it means. It's not funny, it's just the language that advertisers are allowed to use. In fact, putting the phrase "97% pure micronized silver" on the package isn't making any claims at all about anything. If it were to say:

      Contains 97% Pure Micronized Silver

      it would likely mean

      Contains (97% Pure) (Micronized Silver)

      and not

      (Contains 97%) (Pure Micronized Silver)

      They're making a claim about the raw material they used to make their product, not their product.

      Also, 100% doesn't mean 100% in advertising speak. Take a bag of potato chips that says "Contains 100% Russett Potatoes" on the bag. Obviously, this is not true. It also contains oil, salt, preservatives, and whatever else, and there is almost as much oil as there is potato. Likewise, they're only making a claim as to the origin of the potatoes, not the contents of the bag. 100% of the potatoes are of the variety "Russett," not 100% of the contents of this bag are potatoes.

      99% of what advertisers tell you is probably just-barely-legal bullshit. This is something that I've come to simply accept over the years.

    2. Re:well technically.... by OblongPlatypus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      99% of what advertisers tell you is probably just-barely-legal bullshit.

      So is that (Barely Legal) (Bull Shit), as in bullshit from an 18 year old porn actress?

      Or (Barely Legal Bull) (Shit), as in the feces of an 18 year old bull?

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  43. page mirror by silicon1 · · Score: 3, Informative

    http://silicon.wack.us/sdmirror/tpaste/ just in case it goes down

  44. Damn, no silver by phorm · · Score: 3, Funny

    How else are we supposed to protect our PC's from werewolves?!

  45. Re:Cost of Silver? Copper an alternative? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Actually this lady blew all the thermal pastes out of the water! Better than copper,silver,gold,diamond, or carbon-nanotubes!

  46. Your cpu run at 1947.52 F by Tmack · · Score: 2, Informative
    Only then would you need to worry about gold melting on it. Silver actually melts at a lower temp., but still hotter than you would want your cpu to ever reach, 1763.2 F.

    Tm

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  47. While by Kurt+Russell · · Score: 3, Funny

    working in a local mom in pop type store some dude
    came in wanting help getting his heatsink off.
    Sure enough that baby was stuck tighter than a frogs ass. I asked "did you install this?" "yep! I
    put it on with JB-WELD for a nice snug fit."

  48. I think so by jjeffries · · Score: 2, Funny

    it tastes like it's real silver to me

  49. Thermal paste is a ripoff!! by teamhasnoi · · Score: 3, Funny
    Nothing works better than ground up heatsinks under your heatsink!

    I mean, c'mon people! Use some logic!

    For best results, put heatsinks on the fans to cool the air more. You might want to point a fan at the fan, too. Actually, if you did this enough times, you could reach absolute zero or even absolute -10.

    This isn't rocket smarts, guys.

  50. Testing the wrong qualit by Ignorant+Aardvark · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I don't care what element they are made out of; all I care about is that they work. If I was buying jewelry I might feel differently, but thermal paste is something you apply once and never see again. All that should matter is its performance. Then again, this could be considered false advertising, which would bother some people. But as long as it does its job, I don't care.

    Also, IANAMS (I am not a materials scientist), but the liquid test agents they're using may not work if the silver is in certain molecular compounds. The best way to examine these thermal pastes would be with a scanning electron microscope. I had the priledge of using one at NIST (National Institute for Standards in Technology located in Maryland), and we examined a ring and used some sort of technique to determine that the band of the ring had 75% atomic numbers of 79 and 25% atomic numbers of 29 and the jewel of the ring had 100% atomic number of 6. (We saw all of these as relative heights in a graph of some sort of spectrum). Needless to say, the ring was 18 carat Gold (24 carat = 100%) and the diamond was real. This immensely relieved the husband, whose wife's ring had been the one examined.

    1. Re:Testing the wrong qualit by tankdilla · · Score: 2, Insightful
      ...but thermal paste is something you apply once and never see again

      I always wonder why they sell so much thermal/silver paste in one package if you're only going to use a little bit, and probably won't use much more until much later. Unless you're testing a lot of chips or heatsinks, who actually uses all of their thermal/silver paste?

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  51. Silver is a color, too! by Domini · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Is it whitish?

    Like saying gold christmas wrapping paper should be pure gold.

    Unless they state it contains Silver Ag, then they will have a problem.

  52. Reading in-between the lines of a OCZ recall. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    OCZ would like to take this time to spin doctor a recent article published at Overclockers.com, which shows that OCZ Ultra 2 thermal compound has no silver content.

    It is not really OCZ's fault, we don't actually make the stuff. OCZ is a victum just like you! Someone in China did it and we couldn't have possibly known because we outsourced our quality control as well. This required us to trust a single independent lab test to be representive of the quality of all batches of OCZ Ultra 2 thermal compound.

    Now that we have been caught with our pants down, we have submitted a second batch to our outsourced quality control and confirmed that it is all China's fault. But we would like to point out that the compound did contain 30% silver by weight. We have reached the conclusion that this recent batch (actually, it might be multiple batchs but we can't afford to test each one to be sure) did not meet with the OCZ unenforced specifications.

    Instead of giving your money back, we will define the steps below as "accepting full responsiblity" and would like to point out that we are taking legal action since it really is China's fault.

    Beginning today we are issuing an incomplette recall of all full or partially used OCZ Ultra 2 (if you still have an empty OCZ Ultra 2 then your S.O.L. and get nothing).

    1) The tube which now sells for $9 on NewEgg (and we would like to point out that the Tech Zone rated as cooling 2 degrees C below Arctic Silver) can be exchanged for Arctic Silver which you could have just bought for $7 -OR- you can get a OCZ heat sink that we need to get rid of anyways since it is discontinued!

    But wait... there is more...

    2) A one-size-fits-all T-shirt featuring the OCZ logo so you can be a walking advertizement for OCZ until it falls apart the third time you wash it. The fact that there is not the cotten/polyester blend we specified can not be OCZ's fault because after all... OCZ does not have it's own quality assurence and in the end everything is China's fault.

    Oh... but wait... there is even more...

    3) $10 off another of our products which also comes complette with no quality assurence!

    Thank you for getting scre... doing business with OCZ. Remember, if it is not OCZ technology then you might actually be getting what you payed for.

  53. Not 99% silver content by teg · · Score: 4, Insightful

    From the Slashdot article:

    Over at Overclockers.com they have a review of several thermal compounds that claim to have 99% pure silver content.

    The claim is that the silver content is 70% by weight, and that the silver used is 99.9% pure. Not that the compounds have 99% silver content,

    If you want 99% silver on top of your CPU, try spreading some silverware on top of it.

  54. Re:Cost of Silver? (Kitchen Parallels) by wildsurf · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As others have pointed out, silver is the best conductor, followed by copper, gold, and aluminum.

    This has ramifications in (of all places) the kitchen, where for serious cooking, heat conduction is of the essence. It is, for example, why copper cookware is considered a premium item, and why decent-quality stainless pots and pans have aluminum cores. Stainless steel, by comparison, has a pathetic thermal conductivity, about 5% that of copper. (This is why cheap stainless cookware is, well, cheap.)

    Anyway, I thought the comparison was interesting. (Betcha didn't realize your kitchen was full of heatsinks!) Hmm, I wonder if extra virgin olive oil would make a good thermal paste...

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  55. Diamonds will become cheap soon. by tepples · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Actually, diamonds are dirt cheap. Nice ones for your girlfriend are expensive because they're big and clean.

    True now, but not for long. Apollo Diamond has received U.S. patents on its method of growing nearly-perfect cultured diamond crystals through vapor deposition. Competition with the De Beers cartel should drive prices down until the patent runs out in under 20 years, when the bottom will truly fall out of the diamond market.

  56. Re:Silver global supplies are running low... by Stubtify · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Its funny because for the last 20 years silver has been going to surge 5-100X in the next 2-3 years.

  57. I can see the imprint: by Lionfish · · Score: 5, Funny

    I fried my cpu and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

  58. Quit believing advertising by StrawberryFrog · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Quit believing advertising, and you will be just fine

    "Contains 90% silver" is a simple and testable claim, and clearly not just ad-speak. There are laws against outright lies on the box of any product in most countries. This is a good thing.

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    1. Re:Quit believing advertising by dnoyeb · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yea, and from the article I found the term "misleading" to be incorrect. It was not misleading, that is different. It was lying.

      Misleading would be to say it contains 90% "sliver."

  59. Let me flesh out something you said by spun · · Score: 3, Informative

    Too much compound will also actually insulate the chip rather than cool it

    Good advice. This may be stating the obvious, but the perfect thermal junction between a chip and a heatsink is NOTHING, i.e. both of them perfectly flat, with every single atom touching. In the real world, surfaces have flaws and air gets in between. Air is a very poor conductor of heat. So we have thermal compound, which is beter than air, and more malleable than the two surfaces could be.

    Don't use much of the stuff AT ALL. When you squeeze the two surfaces together, you just want a thin film of compound fillling in the areas where the two surfaces don't touch. If it squishes out the sides, you used too much.

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  60. Maybe"silver" is just the color ... by SmoothTom · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... not a metallic element they are refering to? It looks "silver."

    You know, uh, like, uh "orange" paint isn't really made from oranges, it's just that color ...

    Yeah! that's it!

    (And if you believe that ... )

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    1. Re:Maybe"silver" is just the color ... by Scorchio · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hmm.. I guess that means I'm not going to make my fortune by melting down boxes of Golden Grahams.

  61. Re:Silver global supplies are running low... by ShadowBlasko · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This is offtopic, so I hope I don't go to mod hell..

    Silver is cheap. Beyond cheap. Its everywhere.

    I know this because I make and sell silver jewelry. Scrap silver is essentially worthless.

    I have about 30lbs of 92.5 sitting here in a bucket that I will eventually melt down. And about 10 pounds of fine silver (99.9). Its simply not worth even trying to do anything with at this point.

    And that silver boom that is supposedly coming...

    I'll believe it when I see it.

    Do you know how much silver US customs has in its possession? Tons .. tons and tons and tons.

    The reason for this is, if something is imported into the United States, and it is stamped as 95.5, and customs tests any particular piece in that shipment, (regardless of whether it is a small bag, or a container full) and it comes out to something LESS than 92.5% pure, they melt the WHOLE shipment down. Do what you want with it.

    And trust me, they *do* test.

    Which, come to think of it, could be a way to stop this type of thing, but I thing that "melting it down" only applies to items that are stamped. And silver paste obviously is not stamped. But there is a possibility it is still controlled as precious or semi-precious metals. I'll ask my customs broker next time I talk to her.

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  62. Re:QA? by Bigman · · Score: 2, Informative
    Well speaking as someone who works in a QA department, I can understand it. They don't have a lab! Look:
    OCZ does not manufacture Ultra 2 thermal compound in house, it is provided by a foreign manufacturer with our specifications. Previous independent lab tests conducted at the request of OCZ have shown that the silver compound content in Ultra 2 is 25% by volume and 70% by weight.

    So they do what a great many companies do; they order something, test what they get the first time and assume the spec doesn't changes. I would imagine OCZ get the paste already in the little syringes (I.E. they don't fill them) so they just have to package & ship them.
    However, to their credit when a critique of their product appeared on a website (and presumably someone contacted them and told them) they did the right thing:
    In response to this article, OCZ has submitted another batch of Ultra 2 to a third party for extensive lab testing. This Independent lab report show's that the most recent batch of OCZ Ultra 2 indeed contains less than 1% silver by volume. While simultaneously we have received lab reports from an outside source indicating the silver content to be 30% by weight. This leads us to the conclusion that recent batch(s) of OCZ Ultra 2 from our supplier did not meet the agreed specifications.

    Lab testing is expensive. I doubt the margins on this product are huge, so it's not economically viable to test every batch in an external lab.
    Having said that, I imagine OCZ might be investing in some of that orange acid that the guy at overclockers used, they'll not want to get caught with their pants down again!
    We accept full responsibility for these problems and we will be seeking legal action against our supplier.
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  63. Re:Silver? Who cares? by MrAngryForNoReason · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Who cares if it contains silver or not.

    People care about it because if something claims to be 99% silver then it should damn well have some silver in it. Otherwise it is false advertising which is illegal.

    The purpose of a heat sink is to .. radiate heat - not to look good on your wrist.

    Which is exactly why you want it to contain silver, silver is one of the best conducters of heat there is. And you want it to conduct heat, not radiate it, the heatsink is to radiate the heat, the thermal transfer compound is just there to transfer the heat from the core to the heatsink.

  64. Why would you want silver by nuggz · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Why wouldn't you want copper?

    Copper is much cheaper.
    Silver only conducts 10% better then copper.

    Plus making sure you have a good contact by itself will do a lot just by itself.

    1. Re:Why would you want silver by thebigmacd · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Because unlike copper, the oxides ("rust") of silver conduct electricity and heat nearly as well as pure silver itself. Oxides of copper are insulators. As well, silver requires nitrogen or sulphur compounds to tarnish whereas copper tarnishes in moist air.

  65. False Labelling? Report it to FTC and state by Tsu+Dho+Nimh · · Score: 2, Insightful
    "they found that several brands do not, in fact, contain any silver at all! So, are you getting what you are paying for?"

    IF the ingredients list silver, and the ads say "silver", it MUST have silver in it, and as much as specified. This can be reported to the state's consumer affairs agency and/or the FTC for followup.

    However, merely using the word "silver" in the name is not always fraud ...

  66. McDonald's fault for running their friers so hot by blorg · · Score: 3, Funny

    They should run them at a safe, drinkable temperature.

  67. It's damage control, spin, and passing the buck by pelsmith · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's damage control people.
    They knew.
    They just didn't care.
    Now that they are caught they are passing the buck.

    Think about what they are offering: If you managed to save the receipt they will replace your current product.
    And you get a T-shirt that is specifically designed to be a give-away.
    And you get a coupon to buy more products.

    If you are honestly accepting their word that they were poor abused victims in this whole scam, then you are gullible.

  68. Re:New Egg makes the baby Jesus cry. by Mr+Guy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Indeed, all of the orders I've placed had their tracking information on the website itself updated every couple hours.

    In my experience though, they tend to move fast enough that it seems to be like this:

    Your order is at Step 1: Validating Order

    *RELOAD*

    Your order is at Step 2: Verifying payment information

    *RELOAD*

    Your order is at Step 2: Verifying payment information

    *RELOAD*

    Your order is at Step 6: The FedEx guy is about to ring your*DING DONG*

  69. double bah by Blue23 · · Score: 4, Funny

    In my day all we had was this damn turtle.

    You had a turtle? We plunged forever into the nothingness of pure void. Uphill. Both ways.

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  70. That's not all... by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 2, Funny

    My Titanium and Platinum edition software isn't really made out of Titanium or Platinum, either. What a gyp. I thought the CDs would be made out of superior metals, and here they're just the same old standard foil you get with any other commercially pressed CD. Bleaugh.

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  71. Well, my werewolf hunting days were over.. by Channard · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, several hospilizations later, at least I know why my super soaker filled with 'silver' thermal paste was having no effect upon the local lycanthropes. Damn you, false advertisers.

  72. Other companies do the same by rockwood · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I have always believed that many companies do these type of 'misleading' advertisements. Like BugerKing or McDonalds saying "100% pure ground beef"...[yeah right!] I have concluded that this means "Whatever amount of beef is in it, is 100% pure beef, the rest of the burger is something else." Therefore I think the reference of 100% beef is in regards to the beed content itself and not the burger as a whole.

    I see this as being the issue with the Silver as well. Though it seems in some cases theyy couldn't find any, though maybe the microgram of 99.99% pure silver that they added to it was to minut to detect?

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  73. Re:Silver? Who cares? by Black+Perl · · Score: 2, Insightful

    People care about it because if something claims to be 99% silver then it should damn well have some silver in it. Otherwise it is false advertising which is illegal.

    Are you sure they claim to have 99% silver, or is it 99% silver compounds? For example, silver nitrate is commonly used to make mirrors. It is cheap. It is also liquid, which could be combined with a thickening agent to make thermal grease. So I highly doubt we're talking about pure solid silver here.

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  74. Similar controversy in silver jewelry by buckeyeguy · · Score: 2, Informative

    A while back, some people went into the jewelry departments of large discount stores (read: Wal-Mart) with a magnet, and found that many of the 'silver' chains and stuff were magnetic. This called into question whether the items were really silver or not. A discussion about this can be found here.

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  75. quite simple really by meatspray · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Made with 99.9% pure micronized silver"

    The half ounce of micronized silver they added to the 4000 gallon batch of silver colored grease was 99.9% pure.

    Much in the same way that Made with real fruit juices doesn't gaurentee there's any reasonable ammount of fruit juices in it. Marketing at it's worst.

  76. Expensive thermal pastes worthless anyway... by Cyno01 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Your $20 tube of arctic silver sub zero uber thermal compound is overkill in the first place. Toothpaste'll work just as well, if not better, in a pinch. Check it out here.

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  77. question by alex_ant · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why don't Intel etc. sell their CPUs with an integrated (same block of ceramic or whatever) heatsink instead of in a flat square housing that they know is going to need a heatsink?

  78. Silver? Toothpaste? Who cares? by abb3w · · Score: 5, Informative

    Which is exactly why you want [the thermal transfer compound] to contain silver, silver is one of the best conducters of heat there is.

    Have you checked out Dan's Data on thermal greases? He does a very nice comparison between Artic Silver 3, Cooler Master PTK-001 and HTK-001, Nanotherm "Ice" and "Blue", and... Toothpaste and Vegimite. While Dan may be quite mad, even for an Aussie, there is definitely method to his madness. After measuring the effects on cooling with his usual methods... the difference amounts to diddly-squat. And yes, that includes the difference between Artic Silver 3 and Toothpaste. (Actually, toothpaste was marginally superior.)

    So, yeah, there may not be much point to getting too upset if you've gotten thus screwed-- it probably won't make jack-all difference in your system.

    On the other hand, it is definitely immoral and almost certainly illegal to claiming "99.9% silver content" when you mean "99.9% silver free". While it was probably a harmless scam (and probably saved this disreputable company some chump change in manufacturing their overpriced goop), whatever Three-Letter-Agency has jurisdiction should probably come down on these folk like a ton of old hard drives on the principle of the matter.

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  79. Cheap by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 2, Informative

    Aluminum wiring is actually illegal for a lot of stuff these days, and caused a lot of nasty fires back in the day.

  80. Do you really want silver??? by pagercam2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As I understand it, for a thermal coumpound you want a good thermal conductor but a electrical isolator. As the thermal paste is well a paste, it will move some dry hard as a rock but if the heat sink will be place and remove and replaced a paste is desirable, if it wipes off it may cause a short somewhere on the motherboard. So the question is do you really want silver? or what form is the silver contained in the paste? A silver soldered heatsink attached to the CPU at the factory would be the best solution.

  81. Testing procedure a bit questionable. by wash23 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It seems possible that the silver in some of the thermal compounds might be "shielded" from the test solution by the other goop present. It might be better (if you cared that much) to try to isolate the silver particles before testing for their presence.

  82. Interesting... by cr0sh · · Score: 2, Interesting
    If some of these don't contain silver - what would be the best thing to use in this kind of experiment (or would it even work?):

    I have had the idea to try (though I haven't had the time yet) to make a copper-oxide solar cell, but instead of using the typical salt-water electrodes, I was thinking about silvering the backside, and then creating on the frontside using silver paste a grid of lines to act as the other electrode.

    Would this even work? Is there something else I should try (ideally, if there was a way to homebrew deposit a clear electrode on the front - could silver nitrate be used, or something similar)? Basically, copper oxide cells are easy and cheap to make, but the saltwater electrodes make them impractical to use for anything other than experiments...

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  83. You're not thinking by FredFnord · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Okay. Let me see if I can make this easy for you.

    Take 100% pure silver, in a bar. What is its consistency?

    Melt it. Now what is its consistency?

    Grind it up into an ultra-fine powder. Now what is its consistency?

    Now take the ground up silver and mix it with, say, baby oil, until it's 90% silver and 10% baby oil. Now what is its consistency?

    And that's basically what the stuff is supposed to be, except that it's some kind of wax or oil that isn't made with babies.

    -fred

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