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A First Look At Meridiani Planum

loconet writes "After Opportunity 's successful landing on mars , NASA has recieved the first images showing the landing site revealing a surreal, dark landscape unlike any ever seen before on Mars. The terrain is darker than at any previous Mars landing site and has the first accessible bedrock outcropping ever seen on Mars. The outcropping immediately became a candidate target for the rover to visit and examine up close."

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  1. Hopefully fewer Mars-rats this time by ewg · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hopefully there will be fewer Mars-rats chewing on the cables this time. It would be a shame if they did to Opportunity what they're doing to Spirit!

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    1. Re:Hopefully fewer Mars-rats this time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nah. We tricked 'em. They're all 6600 miles away playing with Spirit. You see, Spirit was the decoy, and now we use Opportunity without worries!

    2. Re:Hopefully fewer Mars-rats this time by jbrader · · Score: 2, Funny

      I thought it was flash-eating Mars termites

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    3. Re:Hopefully fewer Mars-rats this time by deathcow · · Score: 4, Funny

      Dude, I told you, it wasn't Mars rats, it was the gang trouble, see.

  2. Too bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Too bad it doesent have big lights to light up the place for an alien party :)

  3. Waiting for the "big" discovery. by Bender+Unit+22 · · Score: 4, Funny

    All I am waiting for are these guys to find "machinery" there too.
    Who knows what the pixelated'n'smoothed zooms will bring. :D

    1. Re:Waiting for the "big" discovery. by oogoliegoogolie · · Score: 2, Funny

      All I am waiting for are these guys to find "machinery" there too.

      I'm sure you wont have to wait long.
      I go to that site once in a blue moon just to get a good chuckle. Pretty much on any picture from any mission to any planet he can find "evidence" of alien artifacts, buildings, cities, sewer systems, irrigation pipes, drive-in theatres, etc.

    2. Re:Waiting for the "big" discovery. by Jade+E.+2 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Whoa, that guy's really onto something. The top artifact in this picture is obviously a fury artifact from Activision's Battlezone! (I can't find a screenshot or my Battlezone CD... someone want to post one?)

  4. Surreal by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 4, Funny

    revealing a surreal, dark landscape unlike any ever seen before on Mars

    Or perhaps it landed right on top ot Beagle II, and that they see is the charred scattered remains of the ESA probe.

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  5. planets by tsunamifirestorm · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Opportunity has touched down in a bizarre, alien landscape,"
    you mean Mars isn't like Earth?

  6. Governor Schwartzenegger was there by mikeophile · · Score: 4, Funny

    He was quoted as saying, "Now get your ass to Mars!"

    1. Re:Governor Schwartzenegger was there by kippy · · Score: 3, Funny

      His support is exactly what Mars exploration needs. Anyone who can terraform the planet in 2 minutes as opposed to 2 thousand years knows what he's doing.

  7. Where are the Watches? by DumbSwede · · Score: 4, Funny
    revealing a surreal, dark landscape

    I don't seeing any limp, melting watches.

    P.S. Arizona You're now considered "surreal"

  8. c'mon by TitanOfire · · Score: 4, Funny

    we landed there first why didnt the robot come with an american flag planting deally? It could have sent back an image of the flag and been like "One small step for man, one giant leap for robots"

  9. Re:Spirit is indeed a software problem by mrsev · · Score: 3, Funny

    Bet they tried to compile the 2.6 kernel!

  10. Re:Spirit is indeed a software problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Spirit is still serious but we are moving toward guarded condition now,"

    Wow, I think that's the first time it's gone from Red to Blue. Guess we took care of those damn martian terrorists.

    the oil...it is ours, mwuwahahahaaa

  11. Monolith Fun by Helmholtz · · Score: 5, Funny

    I want to be watching when the tech turns on the high-pitched squeal sound right when the rover gets close to an outcropping that looks strangely like a large monolith.

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    1. Re:Monolith Fun by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...high-pitched squeal sound right when the rover gets close to an outcropping that looks strangely like a large monolith.

      That is the damned diet alarm my wife put on the fridge.

  12. Re:Spirit is indeed a software problem by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 4, Funny

    A leading theory today is that a portion of the rover's software simply couldn't cope with all that was happening on Wednesday when the trouble began.

    Yep. That's real-time Java for you ...

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  13. Re:Fore!!! by sirsex · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeh, but this green (well, red) has several thousand holes.

  14. Haiku... by criordan · · Score: 2, Funny

    First ever bedrock
    Hematite means H2O
    Dark terrain for Mars

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  15. Re:What are the challenges of a RAM-only mission? by k4_pacific · · Score: 2, Funny
    How do you reprogramme Spirit to deliver the objectives in these, new circumstances?

    Interplanetary PXE boot.

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  16. Re:Well done NASA! by 0WaitState · · Score: 3, Funny

    Bush has announced man will set foot on Mars within my lifetime, can only be considered good news

    Paul Krugman put it best, referring to Bush's Mars initiative when he said something along the lines of "can't we save a great deal of money and take the photo now of Bush in an astronaut suit?"

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  17. Re:It's Official: Mars is Dead by skatedog · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's what we all thought back in '04. Fast Forward 50 yrs as multiple robotic probes begin landing all over the earth. What we soon find out is that back in '04 our Rovers disturbed an Ancient nanovirus long dormant in the martian dust. As we pondered the quick demise of our rovers the nanovirus was quickly overtaking the newly found hardware and multiplying rapidly and in increasingly complex ways. That's right, we created the "rise of the machines" and you guessed it....President Schwarzenegger we need you now......
    And on slashdot, they scoffed that "mars is dead" .........coming soon to a theatre near you....Terminator 44 starring Arnold Schwarzenegger III and everyone's favorite martian, Marvin......

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  18. Re:Rover? by Seehund · · Score: 3, Funny

    If these are standard astronaughts, ... These people are too smart and too well trained to throw away like that.

    Judging by the term you use, these people would be less valuable than astronauts.

    Astronaughts: n. Expendable space exploration personnel sent on one-way journeys.

    Hey, I've grown to like your misspelling. :)

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  19. Re:Opportunity Gets A Hole In One by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I bet not even Tiger Woods could land that shot.

  20. Re:Well done NASA! by fenix+down · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm not happy about this "within our lifetime" shit. It always strikes me as a bad sign when world leaders start planning their schedules around my death.