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Which Screw Goes Where?

Anonymous Coward writes "I saw this link over at HardOCP. Finally, a definitive (well, they hedge a bit at the end) guide that explains where to use each one of those little screws that come packed with new PC cases. All that and a 'test your knowledge' quiz in the bargain. Definitely bookmark-worthy."

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  1. Don't forget to bolt the CDROM shut.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    So that some crazy Loonix zealot can't screw up your computer.

    1. Re:Don't forget to bolt the CDROM shut.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well put. For a more useful guide to the technological minefield that is building a PC from parts, I can recommend this very useful article.

    2. Re:Don't forget to bolt the CDROM shut.... by DrLZRDMN · · Score: 2, Informative

      Who the hell modded this 'Informative??!
      remember this is from the same people who braught us How to tell if oyur son is a computer hacker, its a joke site where people pretend to know nothing.

    3. Re:Don't forget to bolt the CDROM shut.... by dmaxwell · · Score: 4, Funny

      The referenced article advises you to put a Pentium IV into a K7 motherboard. With what? A hammer?

      Boy he sure showed all of us propellerheads.

    4. Re:Don't forget to bolt the CDROM shut.... by robochan · · Score: 5, Funny

      True story:

      Since my sister lives several hundred miles away, I'm saved from most "family tech support issues". Her computer wasn't running so fast a couple of years back, so she decided to add more ram to it to speed things up. Her husband took it to his "MCSE Certified buddy at work" to get the job done. "MCSE Certified buddy at work" proceeded to drop a screwdriver onto the mobo when it was powered and fried it. He had the nerve to charge them for a new motherboard, but at least the ram got installed.
      I was visiting a couple of months later when my sister mentioned that she couldn't get any sound when she tried to play a CD. Figuring I knew exactly what the deal was, I peered in through the back to, sure enough, see that "MCSE Certified buddy at work" hadn't reconnected the CD audio cable and it was just dangling there. I then grabbed a screwdriver to open the case to connect the cable. Seems "MCSE Certified buddy at work" lost the case screws, so "MCSE Certified buddy at work" POP-RIVETED THE GOD DAMN CASE SHUT.
      Another half hour, a drill, and migraine later, she once again had CD audio working.

      [insert witty 'certs don't mean jack' sig here]

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      ...Rob
      The American Dream isn't an SUV and a house in the suburbs; it's Don't Tread On Me.
    5. Re:Don't forget to bolt the CDROM shut.... by ndpatel · · Score: 2, Interesting

      the best thing about macs is that MCSE's just look all confused when people ask them for help, so they can't fuck anything up.

      the same is also true for linux, but what brand of masochistic linux user asks an MCSE for help?

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      london is drowning and i live by river
    6. Re:Don't forget to bolt the CDROM shut.... by ncc74656 · · Score: 3, Funny
      The referenced article advises you to put a Pentium IV into a K7 motherboard. With what? A hammer?

      No...you use a hammer on an Athlon 64 or Opteron board.

      (I'll be here all week...)

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      20 January 2017: the End of an Error.
    7. Re:Don't forget to bolt the CDROM shut.... by miniver · · Score: 2
      I thought it was amusing at first, but then shock over disbelieve overcame me, but now it is funny...

      Seriously, this is sad.

      Yeah, but you can't mod posts as +1, Sad.

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      We call it art because we have names for the things we understand.
    8. Re:Don't forget to bolt the CDROM shut.... by krumms · · Score: 4, Funny

      I then grabbed a screwdriver to open the case to connect the cable. Seems "MCSE Certified buddy at work" lost the case screws, so "MCSE Certified buddy at work" POP-RIVETED THE GOD DAMN CASE SHUT.

      Brings a whole new meaning to "vendor lock-in" huh? :P

  2. And the answer is: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    They go where they fit and they don't go where they don't fit (unless you are in a hurry.)

    1. Re:And the answer is: by ophix · · Score: 3, Funny

      any good screw can come on over to my house.... oh wait.... you weren't talking about... oh nevermind... *whistles innocently*

    2. Re:And the answer is: by JDWTopGuy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You can't fool us... you have no sex life.

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      Ron Paul 2012
  3. Oh man... by Grip3n · · Score: 2, Funny

    I saw this headline and figured it had something to do with pornography

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    1. Re:Oh man... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      "I saw this headline and figured it had something to do with pornography"

      You thought porno instead of sex. Typical slashdotter.

  4. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    If they can tell me where the one I always have left over is from, I'll be happy...

    1. Re:Well... by Unregistered · · Score: 4, Funny

      Shake the case and if nothng important falls out, it's not necessary

  5. That Depends. . . by UFNinja · · Score: 5, Funny

    If it's Microsoft we're talking about, you always screw the little guy. ;)

  6. Uh Oh by Defender2000 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Looks like their webserver is about to receive the biggest scew of all.

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  7. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 5, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  8. Will *definately* get Slashdotted. by DarkHelmet · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Thank God for my Slashdot subscription. With some of those pictures of the screws running 200k, I know that everything is going to buckle within the first half hour. If that, even.

    Which mades me think about an idea...

    One of these days I'm going to post a story or article, or picture that'll make slashdot's front page. Then, just as the site get slashdotted...

    I'll add porno banner popup hell to it!

    I'm not sure how much money it would end up earning me, but damn, that would be cool to see how Slashdot would react. Would they pull the story? Add an update to it?

    In fact, I think SCO should start having porno popups to help provide money to their warchest if the HTTP_REFERER is from slashdot.org :)

    (P.S: No I probably wouldn't actually go through with something like that, but brainstorming can be fun)

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    1. Re:Will *definately* get Slashdotted. by leviramsey · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Some years ago, SomethingAwful one-upped you. Slashdot linked to an article there, and ate up so much bandwidth that the admins redirected all accesses with slashdot referers to goatse.cx.

      BTW, /.'d before there were a dozen comments.

  9. Well it seems that according to that article... by MrPower · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm an expert at screwing!

  10. They go where they fit by KillerHamster · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Not exactly front page material, if you ask me.

    1. Re:They go where they fit by sydb · · Score: 4, Interesting

      There are two, sometimes three thread sizes with your standard clone PC case. Small fits floppy disks, CD/DVD drives and holds the motherboard down. Large fits hard disks, holds the blanking plates in place, and fits the power supply, usually also the case. Sometimes the case has a larger thread size.

      I thought this was obvious - screw goes where it fits, as you say. I recently went to a reasonably well respected computer shop and was served by an assistant aged around 19. I'm 30 and I've been building PCs since I was 19. The guy tried to sell me small screws for a hard disk. I told him what I thought. He pulled out a hard disk and one of his little screws and screwed it in as if to say "see?". I said to him, keep turning. Needless to say the screw had zero purchase in the hole. He still would not accept his incorrectitude.

      I really wanted to punch his spotty little face. But I didn't, as I know better.

      Stupid, pointless rant? Yes. But I've not spoken to anyone about this incident (how do you bring it up in normal conversation?) and this is truly a release to get it off my chest.

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      Yours Sincerely, Michael.
    2. Re:They go where they fit by Incongruity · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Stupid, pointless rant? Yes. But I've not spoken to anyone about this incident (how do you bring it up in normal conversation?) and this is truly a release to get it off my chest.

      I know your pain. That sort of thing happened to me a few times... it's a bit of true geek pride and hence you can't really rant about it to many people, only your geekiest friends...and of course, that's made doubly hard if you refuse to admit that you're a geek, which you'd have to be to actually feel a rant coming on about something like screw size or what does and does not constitute cat 5 wiring.

      But, of course, I wouldn't know anything about any of that.

  11. I'll bet by alex_ant · · Score: 5, Funny

    This story will get more than 500 replies because it has the word "screw" in it and geeks are intrigued by experiences they haven't had yet!

    1. Re:I'll bet by Lord+Kano · · Score: 2, Funny

      This story will get more than 500 replies because it has the word "screw" in it and geeks are intrigued by experiences they haven't had yet!

      Rest assured that we're not all like you.

      LK

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    2. Re:I'll bet by Felinoid · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sure, there are also those who lie about it.
      Ahh but the question is what is the lie.
      Do you:
      a. Lie and say you have to keep from looking like a geek.
      b. Lie and say you haven't to avoid the wrath of parents.

      If your answer is 'b'.. I sympathise.
      If your answer is 'a'.. Hay friends of this guy... Look now he is reading Slashdot.. what a geek If you fess up now you'll distract your friends from the more obveous signs of geekness.

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  12. I know where all of them go... by bc90021 · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...except the last one! And it's that last one that's always left over and never fits anywhere. I would like to know where that one goes!

    1. Re:I know where all of them go... by Afrosheen · · Score: 5, Funny

      It goes in your vaccuum cleaner, eventually.

      At least, that's usually when I find all my leftover screws.

      Vrrorooooooom*chikchikchikCLUNK*rooooooom

  13. Well...... by eclectro · · Score: 3, Funny


    Their server is screwed.

    Ba da da bum....it had to be said...

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  14. Not true by multipartmixed · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Old 5 1/4" HH Seagate hard disks could be damanged (case warp) by using 6-32 UNC screws of the wrong length.

    Center IDE-era disks (early maxtors come to mind) could have the PCB damaged by using 6-32 UNC screws of the wrong length (i.e. case screws)

    Seen both happen personally. Did neither. The first one ruined the seals on the disk. The second one let the smoke out.

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    Do daemons dream of electric sleep()?
    1. Re:Not true by tarquin_fim_bim · · Score: 3, Funny

      Who the hell uses 6-32 UNC screws these days, M4's are the way to go, vive la system internationale.

    2. Re:Not true by iminplaya · · Score: 5, Funny

      The second one let the smoke out.

      I seal the case with duct tape to keep the smoke in.

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      What?
    3. Re:Not true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or as we like to call them, freedom screws

    4. Re:Not true by mks113 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Smoke is a vital ingredient in all chips. You only have to lose a minute portion of it and your chip will no longer work. Duct tape is not sufficient to keep it in.

      However, I have a magical formula of liquid smoke. If you carefully remove the smoked chip and soak it in the liquid smoke, you can make the chip work again, guaranteed! I can sell you a bottle for just $149, shipping included!

      disclaimer -- removal of chips from a board is a sensitive process, and prone to cause unrepairable problems. The warranty for the liquid smoke does not cover damage cause by removal and reinsertion of the chip.

      -----------
      Michael, who once let the smoke out of a fujitsu drive by using a non-keyed cable.

  15. Screws? by AdamTheBastard · · Score: 2, Funny

    When it comes to screwing, if you don't know where it goes HardOCP is not the place to do your research.

  16. *shrug* by Faust7 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'll wager there are a lot of guys out there who have asked themselves on more than one occasion which screw are you REALLY supposed to use where,

    Hey, if she doesn't complain...

    1. Re:*shrug* by The+Snowman · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hey, if she doesn't complain...

      Oh, but she does... "if you like it that way why don't you become gay?" Most women just don't get it... it's not about which screwhole it's supposed to go in, it's about screwing it in wherever it fits :-)

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      24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day. Coincidence? I think not!
  17. Too complicated by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here's the recipe to simplify your life with computer case screws (no I'm not kidding):

    - Go to your local computer hardware shop and beg them for a bag of screws. I say beg them, because they usually hold on to them like Ted Kennedy on a bottle of bourbon.

    - Whenever you screw something in your case, use the biggest screw that'll fit. In the case of hard-disks, you'll have to use the right fit, with the flush head probably. With the cases' sheet-metal holes, and with most CDROM and diskette drives, if the screw is too big, just force it in real hard until it gives way.

    - After a little while, and especially if you tinker in your case often, you'll notice that all the screws you need are the big ones. No need to remember what goes where. Voila!

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    "A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" - Ogden Nash
    1. Re:Too complicated by iminplaya · · Score: 5, Funny

      As for torqueing(?) them down, I was always told to turn it until it breaks and then back off a quarter turn.

      Saw this bumper sticker for a hardware store in Vegas: Happiness is a good screw.

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      What?
    2. Re:Too complicated by mvdw · · Score: 2, Funny

      I worked for a short time at a computer retailer, who assembled their own PCs for government departments and such. Every single case had maybe 40-50 screws too many, so by the time I got there they had buckets and buckets of computer screws. An urban legend circulating around at the time had that they gave a work experience kid the job of sorting the buckets of mixed screws into bins of each kind. The funny part of the legend is at the end of the day, when they tipped all the sorted bins back into the big bucket, right in front of the work experience kid...

  18. Where to buy extras? by Phroggy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    OK, so, where's a good place (online) to buy a set of extra screws? They tend to disappear like ball-point pens (especially case screws), but I know where to buy pens.

    Ideally, I'd like a set that includes all the common screws; I'd also like to be able to buy a package of each type separately. It'd be really cool if each type was a different color or something, making it easier to tell them apart at a glance, but this is probably silly.

    Recommendations?

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    1. Re:Where to buy extras? by Trailwalker · · Score: 2, Informative

      Fasteners

      If you have a really good local hardware store, they often carry fasteners in more sizes than the Borg Stores.

    2. Re:Where to buy extras? by theLOUDroom · · Score: 2, Informative

      OK, so, where's a good place (online) to buy a set of extra screws?

      You're serious? Do you realize how many fscking screws you would have to buy to make the shipping worth it?

      Just go to a hardware store. They sell screws. Maybe they'll be slotted instead of philips, but they will have something. I've never seen a hardware store that didn't carry screws.

      If you're going to get something online, get thumbscrews, so you don't need a screwdriver.

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      Life is too short to proofread.
    3. Re:Where to buy extras? by prairiedawg · · Score: 5, Funny

      If you come over and clean my office, you can keep whatever you find. Sad but true. I'm sure there is easily 5000+/- scattered in every nook
      and cranny of this place.

      I'm in serious need of a visit from the "Obsessive Complusive Eye for the Geek Guy" folks.

      PS. If you find my voltmeter, let me know.

    4. Re:Where to buy extras? by WuphonsReach · · Score: 5, Informative

      CyberGuys (Small Hardware)

      Probably cheaper to go troll the dumpsters, if you can find an old 286/386/486 being tossed you can probably scavange a dozen of each size. Anytime I toss an old system, I take the 15 minutes to strip it of any screws / connectors / etc.

      The small screws (usually for mounting CD-ROMs to the side-brackets) are 4mm fine, the 6mm (6x32) screws are for the case / slot covers / hard drive mounting. Don't forget to either get small snack-pack rubbermaid containers (about 2" round, 1.5" deep) to hold the screws/bits, or those yellow plastic stopper tubes (1/2" x 5").

      (I really don't understand the fuss about the issue at all... there's pretty much just the 2 types of screws, 4mm fine and 6x32.)

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    5. Re:Where to buy extras? by leshert · · Score: 3, Funny

      If I had mod points I'd mod you up.

      Mod him up? What for-- +1, Slob?

    6. Re:Where to buy extras? by BladeRider · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The plastic tubes that mini-M&M's come in make great storage cases. They even come in a variety of colors.

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      j.
    7. Re:Where to buy extras? by xyote · · Score: 2, Informative
      The PC places will charge you about a dollar for a few screws of questionable quality. You are better off going places that specialize in them and buy in quantities of about a hundred. It doesn't cost that much more and you will always have spares.


      Try here, here, or here. Also here for torx screws as well as regular machine screws if you can figure out how to navigate the site. Has every type, size and style imaginable. You can even get black oxide coated for your black cases. A little patience with this guy, he's not the fastest shipper there is. And Ebay of course.


      For hard drives you want 6-32 screws. I recomment getting them in 3/16", 1/4", and 5/16" lengths so you can deal with any mounting situation without having the the screw too short or too long to screw in without hitting the drive's pc board. Case screws are 6-32 except Lian Li cases which take M3-6 (metric, 3mm dia. 0.5 thread pitch, 6mm long). Floppy drives and CD/DVD drives take M3-6 also. Basically these two sizes will take care of everything though you might find the odd disk enclosures taking 4-40 screws which might look like M3-6 if you aren't familiar with them so be careful. You don't want to cross thread some expensive piece of hardware. Fans will take a 8-32 screw and nut, or a 10-32 thread cutting screw if you don't want to use those cheap fan screws the pc places sell.


      There are different styles of screw heads. Hex flanged w/ phillips which is the case screw most of you are familiar with. Other head styles are button head which is rounded, pan head which is wider, and truss head which is even wider. Truss head screws look nicer and the wider head deals with mounting slot opening better. There are other styles as well. Check the sites I listed for illustrations of styles.


      There are different drive types. There's slotted which is the worst since it's easy for the screw driver to slip out and jab some other component in you pc. Phillips which is a cross tip, tends to cam out at high torques but you shouldn't be using high torque on anything in a pc. Hex which is hex shaped naturally. Socket which takes a hex (allen) wrench. And torx which is hexalobular (that's what the ISO standard calls it). Torx has the best feel for torque control which lets you snug up those screws without over torquing them. Plus it looks cool.

    8. Re:Where to buy extras? by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Most hardware stores don't sell metric screws. They have crude galvinized imperial stove bolts and other awful things.

      The absolute best place to find spare screws for computers?

      Old computers...

      Next time you see that XT sitting on the side of the road, pick it up, take out every screw and you'll have enough screws to last you a while.

    9. Re:Where to buy extras? by KC7GR · · Score: 2, Informative

      There are three standard sizes I've found in use in most PC's (and a great many non-PC systems). They can be found at either a well-stocked hardware store (may NOT be Home Depot or Lowes -- you'll probably have better luck with an independent), or at equally well-stocked electronic supply places. Those sizes are:

      6-32: Used most often for disk drives, case screws, and the ones that hold expansion cards and blank plates in.

      6-40: Often used for CD-ROMs, DVD, or tape drives.

      4-40: Used for smaller stuff like holding mouse connectors in place on some cases. #4's are also widely used for holding D-sub connectors (as used for serial and parallel ports) in place.

      In all cases, the first digit is a code that specifies the diameter of the screw body. I don't think there's any direct relation to the actual size.

      The second number refers to the number of threads per inch. A 32-pitch screw thread looks visibly coarser to the eye than a 40-pitch thread.

      I'm full of little bits of trivia like this. Want to know why helium balloons deflate at a faster rate than balloons blown up with lung air? Because helium gas has the smallest molecule size known to modern physics. It migrates out through the rubber a lot quicker than regular air.

      Go ahead! Ask me something else. Just don't ask me why I spend so much time posting things like this to Slashdot. ;-)

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      Blue Feather Technologies

    10. Re:Where to buy extras? by Confused · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, the metric screws are the easy ones, you can get them everywhere, the whole civilized world is using them. The hard one are those weird screws using that imperial measurement. Usually they come in some strange dimension like 13/59.

  19. The coalescion[ESC-db]calcification of fact. by torpor · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It seems to me that the Internet is still growing, larger and larger, every day. It is a beautiful thing.

    The fact that there is now a 'screw guide' in existence just floors me, at a point in my life where I simply thought I would never be flabbergasted again ...

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  20. Where is 'Clip-On/Slid-In (COSI)' PC cases? by maliabu · · Score: 4, Funny

    i would like to see some clip-on/slid-in cases and parts.

    many furnitures can be assembled without screws, and they're pretty solid and stable, i'm sure one can achieve that in computers.

    the lack of screws will also eliminate newbie mistakes of "make sure your motherboard is not in any contact with the case because of screws".

  21. You need a guide for this!? by theLOUDroom · · Score: 4, Interesting

    As long as you have nerve endings in your fingers, you should not need a guide for what screw goes where.

    Just try one that looks right. If it's too small go bigger. If it feels like it's cross threading, use the other thread style (fine/coarse). If it feels like it's getting hard to screw too soon try a shorter one.

    There, that's the whole damn guide. We're not talking a about a device that needs grade 5 bolts in one place an normal bolts in another. It's all obvious. Just follow this simple rule:
    If it feels wrong, it's wrong, don't force it.

    It should be applied to ANY screwing you do ;)

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    1. Re:You need a guide for this!? by Endive4Ever · · Score: 2, Funny

      If it feels wrong, it's wrong, don't force it.

      Naw. Just keep a 6-32 and an 8-24 tap on hand. Any screw is either going to be a 6-32, or bigger or smaller. If it's a 6-32, put in your 6-32 screw. If it's smaller retap the hole with the 6-32 tap. If it's larger, retap the hole with the 8-24 tap.

      Or use pop rivets.

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    2. Re:You need a guide for this!? by shadowbearer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well said!, yes, but :)

      If it feels wrong, it's wrong, don't force it.

      Man, you wouldn't *believe* how many times I've run across screws that were literally forced into the wrong holes (cross threaded or wrong threads, or wrong size). I don't own a full tap set for nothing.

      You're assuming that a lot of these kids^H^H^H^H people screwing^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H assembling boxes know what cross threading a screw even means, much less what it feels like. I currently work in a hardware store, in addition to fixing machines in my spare time, and I've seen and heard it all too often.

      It's not something that you can teach over the Internet; it needs hands-on (Note to Self: cut the jokes already) teaching.

      Seriously tho:

      My feeling (after fixing so many MCSE^H^H^H^H inexperienced screwups), is that if someone can't even figure out which screws will fit properly then they probably have no business whatsoever assembling a whole machine inside a case (installing components that mount to the case is the *easy* part, fer crying out loud! ) /rant :) :)

      I just had to get that off my chest...dammit, it's hard to be serious about this when you're giggling constantly *grin*

      Yeah, we all learn somewhere. I understand that. But at least *ask* someone before you muck up $80 of hardware? (then try to return it) - I know many techs aren't willing to spend the time, but there are others who are. (as a side note, it's amazing how much more people listen to a hardware guy vs. how they listen to a computer tech. It's been enlightening, sad, and infuriating at the same time)

      Note: This is one of those subjects that there will never, ever be agreement on. So be it. Twenty years ago I was rethreading spark plug ports, and for the same reason.

      It should be applied to ANY screwing you do ;)

      Especially the kind that can result in fork() ;)

      SB

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  22. Antec Cases by Speare · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I bought a couple of Antec cases, and I swear half the money went into a bag of extra screws and jumpers. It must have been a quarter pound of assorted nickel-plated fasteners, per case.

    I also keep a plastic vial in my zippered toolset, and if I ever end up with unused screws, I put them in that. A mentor in college taught me that these leftovers are the fruits of "system improvements." You know, three screws can hold a hard drive, especially in a box you don't keep at your desk. The fourth one is an optimization, and a handy thing to keep in your cache.

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    1. Re:Antec Cases by Afrosheen · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Three screws? For what? Most of mine do just fine with 2 each. That way I always have just enough for the next drive. :)

    2. Re:Antec Cases by spun · · Score: 4, Funny

      Dude, I just use an old sock and some bubble wrap and kinda wedge the suckers in wherever I can fit 'em.

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    3. Re:Antec Cases by devilspgd · · Score: 2, Funny

      And here I thought the standard was hanging out the side being held in place by ribbon cables...

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  23. Screws are like women... by AsnFkr · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...Push hard enough and they will fit in any hole. (mod me down)

    1. Re:Screws are like women... by Ozan · · Score: 2, Funny

      Now that's a far-stretched example.

  24. Re:What I want to see... by thefultonhow · · Score: 5, Informative

    CyberGuys sells both every type of screw conceivable and a bin with a screw assortment (just in case you need a particular kind).

  25. Re:As long as we're talking about screws by Hanji · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wow ... You fail high school algebra ....
    7 threads, 5 heads, 42 lengths =
    7 * 5 * 42 combos =
    1470 combinations. Very reasonable.

    Think of it this way - for each of the 7 thread types, there are 5 different heads - 5*7 combos, and each has 42 lengths - 5*7*42 total combos.

    I have to wonder if I've been trolled, the parent is so horrible wrong...

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  26. Re:This reminds me... by Afrosheen · · Score: 4, Funny

    "There is an purpose for every screw, and a screw for every purpose."

    Yeah it was a great poster until your English teacher busted in and tore it down.

  27. Of course... by MrPower · · Score: 5, Funny

    it's all in the wrist!

  28. The best part by 3Suns · · Score: 4, Informative

    The best part of the article is the link in the sidebar to Fastener Hut

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  29. Little primer by Chris+Siegler · · Score: 4, Informative
    Already slashdotted, but I'll give a short primer for those confused diy'ers You generally only need two different size screws: M3 and 6-32.

    The M3 always seem to come in the same length and get used for 3.5" floppy drives, DVD-ROM, CDROM, Burner (ie anything that goes into the 5 1/4" bays). They usually get used to attach the motherboard by screwing into the brass standoffs that the mobo sits on (more on that later).

    The 6-32 get used to secure PCI/AGP cards onto the case, for securing the case side panels, and sometimes also fit the standoffs used to secure a motherboard (Enlight cases are an example of this). If you try to put an M3 screw into a standoff that wants a 6-32, it will probably work going in but not out, which pretty much sucks but we've all done it. It's pretty hard to differentiate a 6-32 brass standoff from a M3 one just by looking at it.

    Hard drives also use 6-32 screws, but they have to be shorter than what ordinarily gets used elsewhere. The hard drive manufacturers aren't obvious about what length is recommended, but 1/4" or 4mm is about right. For some cases with removable drive bays (like Antec), the hex head screws stick out too far and won't work, so you'll need a flat head. This is usually where the bag of screws you get with the case comes in useful, so I try to use those first. You don't want to use an ordinary 6-32 length screws (not sure how long they are), since they could damage the drive.

    Other than screws, I suggest buying some paper washers that go between the screw and the motherboard. Not really necessary, but they insure that there's no electrical short and prevent damage of the motherboard. Well worth the $0.10 each or whatever.

    Since you never seem to get directions with a case (or they're totally incomprehensible), I suggest separating all the hardware into groups to figure out what you've got. It's easiest just to buy the screws and washers in bulk and not mess with all the different weird screws you'll ordinarily get though.

    1. Re:Little primer by MattBurke · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Other than screws, I suggest buying some paper washers that go between the screw and the motherboard. Not really necessary, but they insure that there's no electrical short and prevent damage of the motherboard.

      around the screwholes in motherboards is usually a ring of soldered area which is actually designed to meet the risers and form a ground connection...

    2. Re:Little primer by theLOUDroom · · Score: 3, Informative

      Other than screws, I suggest buying some paper washers that go between the screw and the motherboard. Not really necessary, but they insure that there's no electrical short and prevent damage of the motherboard. Well worth the $0.10 each or whatever.

      I would suggest NOT doing that. Those holes are designed to be electrically grounded to the chassis. The electrical engineers who designed your motherboard are smart enough to know that people use metal screws in metal computer cases.

      If you insulate one of those holes, a ground connection that your motherboard manfacturer was expecting to be made, is not being made. This typically would not cause a problem, as there are plenty of other ground connections to the motherboard, but there is nothing to be gained by removing some of them.

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    3. Re:Little primer by theLOUDroom · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sometimes the grounded area will be too small (or the screw too big).

      Sure, no matter what area they reserve, someone could always come up with a screw bigger than this area. All this means is to use screws that are the right size. Just as you can't use 6" long screws, you can't use 6" diameter screws.

      Sometimes you'll also get an area with too much solder so that the screw will angle as it gets tightened, so that it rubs against the PCB board (which voids the warranty).

      You let them refuse warranty service as a result of their own manufacturing defects? Sounds like you need to get tougher with your suppliers. Not trying to rip on you here, just to let you know that it's their fault, not yours.


      Those holes are supposed to be grounded, I wouldn't be suprised if it's actually called out explicitly somewhere, like the ATX specification. That spec at least calls for a keep-out area around mounting holes for exactly the reasons you describe.

      In short, I would blame your boards, not the screws. If putting a reasonably sized screw in the hole messes up the board, the manufacturer F'ed up, not you. You shouldn't need washers, someone made a mistake.

      Just be glad the boards you work with don't have 77 screws holding them to the chassis :)

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    4. Re:Little primer by shadowbearer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I wonder about that.

      On the one hand,the contact areas around the screw holes isn't typically (with one or two exceptions) connected to anything on the board, much less the board ground. That tells me that it's not that important.

      OTOH, why would the engineers (at the additional cost/board, small, but still there) include the extra traces on the board?

      I've always made sure the board was grounded thru at least one screw; even in the old plastic riser days. It's been nearly twenty years since I built a 8086 clone, I can't remember if the mobo mounts were grounded or not.

      with too much solder so that the screw will angle as it gets tightened, so that it rubs against the PCB board (which voids the warranty).

      Hrmmm....shouldn't that be a manufacturer defect? Even if one is using washers, if the screw rubs against anything conductive on the board the conductive part is just a *little* too close to the screw...using (Asus's?) reasoning...

      Anyone have any real info on this? I'm not a EE/board designer.

      I, too, have built many hundreds of systems, never had a problem (although I have have had problems with systems I assembled onbench that had no mobo to case ground, in particular with older 486 sys and ISA cards not working until the mobo was grounded). To make it clear, those sys were put together on a rubber mat, with no case, and occasionally (especially with video cards) the system wouldn't boot until I made sure the board was grounded with a wire between a board mount and the power supply case).
      Needless to say, I don't do that anymore :)

      Wow, talk about YMMV :) this is the first time I've seen this discussed on /. :)

      SB

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    5. Re:Little primer by zerocool^ · · Score: 3, Informative

      I would suggest NOT doing that. Those holes are designed to be electrically grounded to the chassis.

      Incorrect. ATX Power supplies have a plethera of ground wires, which ground inside the power supply, which ground into the wall outlet. What good would grounding something to your case do? There's no electrical difference, unless your floor is the ground and your case isn't on plastic feet.

      Many cases (including mine) provide *plastic* risers for motherboards.

      ~Will

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    6. Re:Little primer by theLOUDroom · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Incorrect. ATX Power supplies have a plethera of ground wires, which ground inside the power supply, which ground into the wall outlet. What good would grounding something to your case do? There's no electrical difference, unless your floor is the ground and your case isn't on plastic feet.

      Electrically, it's VERY different. Obviously you know nothing about radio frequency electronics. Ever heard of shielding? That's why your case is grounded.

      I said motherboards are designed for those holes to be grounded. I didn't say they HAD to be, just that it's expected. You'd have to be a real idiot to design a generic motherboard that couldn't cope with grounded mounting screws. A better chassis ground is going to give you better EMI suppression. It's not 100% necessary, but it's not going to hurt anything.

      Many cases have plastic windows in the side. That doesn't mean it's a good practice from an electrical standpoint, or that computer cases are made of metal for no reason. Personally, I wonder why the FCC hasn't cracked down on the sale of cases with plastic windows in the side.

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  30. Fuzzy Logic? by maliabu · · Score: 2, Insightful

    where's our fuzzy logic? aren't we human supposed to have the ability to try things and adjust accordingly.

    next week we'll see "The Guide To Showers": If you prefer 32'C shower, turn the handle clock-wise 10 degree.....

  31. Hurrrrr... by Faust7 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Push hard enough and they will fit in any hole.

    And exactly what sort of holes does one stuff whole women into?

  32. What he meant to say... by Graelin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Cases are like women... push hard enough and they'll take a big screw in any hole.

  33. Definitely bookmark-worthy? by still+cynical · · Score: 4, Funny

    Thank you, no. I've already bookmarked a 404.

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  34. Crap I thought was being DDOS'd by Grimster · · Score: 4, Informative

    Then after I suspend the site thinking it's being DDOS'd I come refresh slashdot and what do I see?

    Folks that site is on a small shared server, their hosting plan is like a 3 gig per MONTH plan (and they've never used much over 2.5 gigs in a month) so that server croaked FAST.

    Now that I know it isn't a DDOS I'll see if I can get them on something that can handle it.

    (I host this site and just suspended it due to the traffic killing the server).

    They're on an empty server and DNS is updated, with some redirects going on, hopefully that'll help now.

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  35. Re:lol by Grimster · · Score: 4, Informative

    Suspended sites NORMALLY redirect to the control panel but suspending this site didn't help the server recover so I removed the control panel redirect which resulted into a redirect to www.8-95.com (still not sure where I managed to set that at) which then resulted in www.8-95.com getting hammered.

    Now that I know this isn't a ddos (which is what I thought it was at first) I've put the content on a new server that should be able to handle this traffic.

    DNS is also pointing to the new server.

    In case you didn't figure it out I host this web site and have spent the last 30 minutes fighting what I THOUGHT was a DDOS and now that I check slashdot and see the link to this customer's site right on the top of the page, I KNOW what's happening and have done what I can to relieve the load.

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  36. with screwing in the title.. by Ieshan · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, here goes the obvious:

    With screwing in the title, of *course* it's for your mom.

  37. Thumb screws by Mr2cents · · Score: 2, Informative

    Just bought a few anodized thumb screws at my local PC dealer, to replace the philips ones. It makes live a lot easier when you have to open your case, I consider it money well spent (and yes, they are colored).

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  38. Mirror by FiberOpPraise · · Score: 4, Informative

    To save you some bandwidth, I can try to help. Mirror

  39. 5 out of 5... oh dear by brad-d · · Score: 5, Funny

    1st: scoring an invite to Orkut and subsequently having almost all of the invitations I send out being rejected.
    2nd: realising I'm still an INTJ personality type despite my best effort to change.
    3rd: scoring 5/5 on the 'name the screw test'.

    Things aren't looking up for me in the get-a-life-dept. are they?

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  40. CD-ROM Screws? by elmegil · · Score: 2, Informative

    I don't agree. They looked like PCI Card screws to me, which aren't always necessarily the same as case screws (may not have the lock nuts on them for example). All the CD-ROMs I have use the same screws as my hard drives....

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  41. Re:I submitted this with a funnier headline by Tokerat · · Score: 2, Funny


    Yea, I used "Still no patch for IE", but apparently I missed that story...

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  42. Who needs screws... by AJWM · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...when you've got duct tape?

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  43. That is my website...the host pulled the plug. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    They moved it to a new server and the DNS hasn't caught up. Here is a direct link:

    http://216.180.233.175/~bunker/

  44. heh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Since when do MSCE's know anything about hardware? All they know is MS product info.

    1. Re:heh! by Yer+Mom · · Score: 3, Funny

      MCSE == Minesweeper Consultant / Solitaire Expert...

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    2. Re:heh! by linuxcoder · · Score: 3, Funny

      I thought it was "Must Consult Someone Else"

  45. Re:Humor detector broken by some+guy+I+know · · Score: 5, Funny
    That article was horrible. [la-la-la-la]
    Picture me holding my hand horizontally, open-palmed, with fingers and thumb together, about one foot in front of my head, and several inches above it, then rapidly moving my hand to a position several inches above and behind my head while saying the following:
    "Whoosh."
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  46. xp could have fixed it by RMH101 · · Score: 2, Informative
    ... - just enable digital audio over IDE in the drive properties and you don't need the analogue audio cable.

    Go ahead and mark this Troll, but it's true and would have saved drilling the rivets out!

  47. Thats all very well... by t_allardyce · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...but which screw goes in the Beaver?

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  48. Why do some components use metrical screws? by mali · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Maybe there's a simple explaination:

    All components using (metrical) M3 screws have originally been built by european and/or japanese companies: As far as I know, the 3,5" diskette has been introduced by Sony in 1980, the CD-ROM drive was originally developed by Philips and Sony and introduced in the midth of the eighties.

    In contrast, the 5,25" floppy disk drive (which uses non-metric screws as well - if I remember correctly) was "invented" by Shugart in 1976, the harddisk is an american invention as well ...

    Just an idea ...

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  49. Some history about screw sizes by sloepoke51 · · Score: 5, Informative

    About the floppy / CDROM / hard drive screws and why are they mixed. When I was working for Olivetti back in the early 80's, we saw some of the first 3-1/2 inch floppy drives from ALPS and Sony. Since these came from Japan, and Japan uses metric sizes, they designed them with metric screws. The original 5-1/4 floppy drives came from the USA from Shugart (the original designers). The first Winchester hard drives originally came from IBM, IIRC, and since IBM is a US company, they used #6 screws. When Shugart and others (mostly US companies) started to build 5 1/4 hard drives, which are the same size as the 5 1/4 floppy drives, they used the same screws and mounting pattern as the Shugart "standard." They also used the same power connector so things would connect together with a minimum of odd connectors. So when manufactures started to build 3 1/2 sized hard drives, they used the same screw as the 5 1/4 hard drives. CDROM drives first came from Japanese / European manufactures (IIRC - Sony / Phillips), so they used "proper" screws - metric, not the holdout, oddball USA, still using the now outdated English sizing. One note about CDROM screws - IIRC, Floppy screws and CDROM screws both come in the short M5 4mm length. It seems that some of the early CDROM drives could get ruined if long (greater that 4mm) were used. The electronics were packed right up to the edges, and one could short out things inside if one used long screws. This problem has gone away, since the shrinking of the electronics, and dumb people who used the long M5 (greater than 5mm length) screws ruined the drives.

  50. Don't listen to Dr. Evil by AgentPhunk · · Score: 2, Funny

    It won't work, since XT's only had 8-bit screws.