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Dell's Gaming Monster

Carpoolio writes "TechTV has a good first look at the new Dell Inspiron XPS -- the company's first foray into portable gaming systems. The notebook -- a beast at 9 pounds -- puts the company squarely against the likes of Alienware. The price tag is steep, too, at $3,350. Are you buying?"

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  1. Heh, a beast at 9 pounds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I remember back when that would've been a super lightweight notebook.

    1. Re:Heh, a beast at 9 pounds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Wow. It says "not an official Compaq site!" on the front page. With that professional design, who would've thought...

    2. Re:Heh, a beast at 9 pounds by Tenfish · · Score: 3, Funny

      My parent's basement had a light controlled by two switches. It was SMP! And there were two lights on the same circuit. A check bit!

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    3. Re:Heh, a beast at 9 pounds by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 5, Funny

      serious gamer

      Isn't this an oxymoron, you know like, "work party", "pretty ugly", or "microsoft works"?

  2. Clever. by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 4, Funny

    Aaah...it seems Dell is going after the coveted gamers-who-leave-the-basement demographic...

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    1. Re:Clever. by wittyesotericmoniker · · Score: 1, Funny

      Or the ones who are tired of wheeling their desktop setup over to the toilet.

    2. Re:Clever. by euxneks · · Score: 4, Funny

      Which is approximately, what, 0.05% of the gaming population? =P

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  3. that's all fine and dandy. by ooby · · Score: 0, Funny

    But can it run Tetris?

  4. 9 pounds?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    At nine pounds thats the cheapest machine I've seen in ages - or are we not all talking British?

    1. Re:9 pounds?! by Stonent1 · · Score: 4, Funny

      At nine pounds thats the cheapest machine I've seen in ages - or are we not all talking British?

      Nah the british couldn't figure out how to make it leak oil.

    2. Re:9 pounds?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      More importantly Mr British here just worked out he blew +5 funny points by posting AC. Dammit.

  5. Ouch by ikewillis · · Score: 4, Funny

    For that much money, I think I'd rather own a car

    1. Re:Ouch by WankersRevenge · · Score: 5, Funny

      just remember, unlike gta3 - you stay in jail after being arrested for running down pedestrians.

  6. It's the power consumption that'll kill ya... by jeblucas · · Score: 5, Funny

    Marty! This thing must take One-point-twenty-one-Giga-watts!

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    1. Re:It's the power consumption that'll kill ya... by pgp4privacy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Let's see if these bastards can do 88...

    2. Re:It's the power consumption that'll kill ya... by DavidLeblond · · Score: 4, Funny

      88 Ghz???

      No wonder its 9 lbs!

    3. Re:It's the power consumption that'll kill ya... by wickedj · · Score: 5, Funny

      Now all they need to do is attach an ethanol reactor to it, that or a MR.FUSION.

  7. Re:It's still cheaper than a Powerbook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    is $3350 cheaper than the $1599, $1999, or $2999 powerbook? Or the $1099 iBook G4? Oh yeah, I forgot it comes with a pentium, so I guess it's cheaper than all of them.

  8. ouchy by cubyrop · · Score: 5, Funny


    at that price point it had better come with a firewire vagina.

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    1. Re:ouchy by DirtyJ · · Score: 5, Funny
      firewire vagina

      As long as it isn't scsi, I guess it would be ok.

    2. Re:ouchy by andih8u · · Score: 3, Funny

      something about fire, wire, and vagina all in the same sentence brings up terrible mental images.

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  9. But the mac has great games! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Games like Warcraft 3, and ummmm that puzzle game with the apple logo! I mean, I beat it but, it's still fun!

  10. Re:Dude... by Moofie · · Score: 3, Funny

    I've never "baugh" anything at all.

    The person who told you that spelling doesn't matter was wrong.

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  11. Re:Would I buy it? by morcheeba · · Score: 5, Funny

    tell that to the bald guy in the airplane seat ahead of you while you project Quake on the back of his head. Oh wait, you're right -- it is ten times the fun!

  12. Re:Size _doesn't_ matter. by All+Names+Have+Been · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...when you're rolling it down the concourse.

    The fact that you've got to roll the damn "laptop" down the concourse instead of carrying doesn't make it a desktop replacement; it makes it a fucking expensive desktop with inferior parts.

  13. Re:That is a LOT of money! by trentblase · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hey, there are plenty of great games for the Mac! Breakout, superbreakout.... photoshop.

  14. Subwoofer batteries by hottoh · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think this is the most amazing fact from the product line up.

    *Subwoofer integrated into battery*

    1. Re:Subwoofer batteries by DavidBrown · · Score: 4, Funny

      *Subwoofer integrated into battery*

      Great for playing acid rock.

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  15. Re:Im NOT buying by egomaniac · · Score: 4, Funny

    IMO, buying a laptop is the height of stupidity.

    Yeah, my desktop w/ 19" monitor works great when I'm on the plane. Sure, I get a few funny looks from the flight crew, but I can't understand why anybody would bother with a laptop when desktops are so much cheaper.

    It's also really cool using a desktop while in the john.

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  16. I'll take the Ferrari by jshift2work · · Score: 3, Funny

    That one at least went vroom vrooom

  17. Re:Size _doesn't_ matter. by nightsweat · · Score: 2, Funny
    We stopped a lot of bitching by weighing the bags the whiners were using and replacing them with lightweight bags with almost no storage space beyond the laptop itself.


    Complaints stopped, and the execs had to carry more bags and more total weight to bring all the crap they brought before.


    Man, are people annoying.

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  18. It's pronounced SCUZZY by vasqzr · · Score: 5, Funny


    It better not be ultra-wide, either

  19. Re:Sorry, dude by f0xb8 · · Score: 3, Funny

    No sound card,speakers,monitor, or keyboard? What kind of gaming can you do on that?

  20. Re:I'm sure it's going to be asked by Carnildo · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's an apples to oranges comparison.

    Judging from the comments on the article, it's more of an Apples to Dells comparison.

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  21. Re:That is a LOT of money! by docbrown42 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hey, there are plenty of great games for the Mac! Breakout, superbreakout.... photoshop.

    Yeah, the end guy is hard.

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  22. Emachines???? by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 4, Funny
    "Not to mention, there are many other respectable gaming class laptops available, for much LE$$.

    Emachines? Respectible? Good lord! You must be kidding. Put down the crack pipe!

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    1. Re:Emachines???? by HD+Webdev · · Score: 2, Funny

      Emachines? Respectible? Good lord! You must be kidding. Put down the crack pipe!

      We had our newest tech here brag about his emachine on his application. With so many calls about problems with them, we thought 'what the heck, we have an emachine expert now, hire the guy'

      Now, every time someone calls and mentions 'emachine', we route the call to NewGuy. His hourly time spend on boxes is double any others here. I think he'll either a) disown emachines soon, or b) show up with an AR-15 and mow us all down.

      Gotta go, I'm browsing web sites that are offering good prices for body armor.

      Catchya later!

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  23. The real question is... by jocknerd · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can you fry an egg on it before the battery runs out?

  24. Re:Im NOT buying by iotaborg · · Score: 3, Funny

    If you really wanted to get serious, you should take tips from this guy; I'll take this one any day :)

  25. Re:Gaming laptops by fafaforza · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe you should move your head to a respectable viewing distance away from the monitor. Like, say, more than your current 5 inches.

  26. No by rixstep · · Score: 3, Funny

    Are you buying?

    Never. Will not touch an x86 ever again.

    And certainly not from Dell.