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Spirit Rover Makes Longest Trip Yet

ivan1011001 writes "Spirit traveled just over 88 feet in an attempt to visit the crater "Bonneville" to look for evidence of water on Mars. Engineers had hoped the rover would travel 164 feet, but Spirit didn't cover the full distance because it spent more time than initially planned studying rocks and soil along the way. This is longer than its earlier PR of 70 feet."

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  1. well... by xao+gypsie · · Score: 5, Funny

    at least it moves faster than my grandmother...

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    1. Re:well... by Rotting · · Score: 3, Funny

      Continental drift is faster than my grandmonther.

    2. Re:well... by boojum.cat · · Score: 5, Funny
      Continental drift is faster than my grandmonther.

      Continental drift is exactly as fast as my grandmother.

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    3. Re:well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think the reason it went so slow was not because it was "studying rocks" but because it takes a lot of time to transmit the message "Wouldn't you like to be a pepper to?" and "neeeeeed iiiiinnnpuuuuut".

  2. another spirit record by moojin · · Score: 5, Funny

    After successfully completing a journey of 88 feet yesterday, the Spririt Mars Rover completed a journey of 88 feet 2 inches today. This is a new Mars distance record.

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  3. Let me guess... by rackniraz · · Score: 5, Funny

    it was up on a hill, and the brakes malfunctioned...

  4. Reasoning by swordboy · · Score: 4, Funny

    It was probably cloudy out (negating some of the efficiency of the solar panels). I hope that it finds water.

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  5. I think I can, I think I can, I think I can by wheany · · Score: 4, Funny

    OOOOOH, Shiny!

  6. Going to get Modded to hell but.... by AbbyNormal · · Score: 5, Funny

    can't resist urge.

    Go SPEED Racer! Go Speed Racer!

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  7. Quit messing around! by QuiK_ChaoS · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Spirit! Quit playing in the dirt! We have 100 more feet to go!"

    "(sad R2-D2 sound)"

  8. What?! by eibhear · · Score: 3, Funny
    ...but Spirit didn't cover the full distance because it spent more time than initially planned studying rocks and soil along the way.

    Do we have to put blinkers on the little fella?

    Eibhear

    1. Re:What?! by kf8vn · · Score: 4, Funny

      Actually, not only did it not cover the full distance, it also left it's right turn signal on.

    2. Re:What?! by Amiga+Lover · · Score: 4, Funny

      It needs to pop out it's supply of ritalin. I think it went something like this...

      *rove rove rove rove OOOH SHINY ROCK*

      and then wasted half the day playing with the shiny rock

  9. I am really worried by Ignorant+Aardvark · · Score: 4, Funny

    How do we know it was actually studying rocks ... maybe it was, oh, working on that Q-36 Illidium Space Modulator Death Ray?!?!

  10. We apologise for the delay on platform 1... by SmackCrackandPot · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... as there is the wrong type of dust on the ground.

  11. Hmmm... by benlinkknilneb · · Score: 5, Funny

    Are they sure it was 88 feet? Could've been meters...

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  12. Re:Could this be a problem in the future by TheWickedKingJeremy · · Score: 4, Funny

    What if there were an impending rock-slide and instead of maneuvering out of the way as mission control told it to, it decided to look at the shiny rocks instead and got crushed in the process?

    You have been watching too many SUV commercials ;)

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  13. Attention Span? by timsmells · · Score: 3, Funny

    Spirit didn't cover the full distance because it spent more time than initially planned studying rocks and soil along the way So they sent a robot with ADD to Mars?

  14. medicine by rubenmiranda · · Score: 3, Funny

    > Engineers had hoped the rover would travel 164 feet, but
    > Spirit didn't cover the full distance because it spent more
    > time than initially planned studying rocks and soil along the
    > way.

    Sounds like the li'l guy could use some Ritalin! Hey stop playing in the dirt!

  15. No it doesn't by essreenim · · Score: 5, Funny

    My grandmother in the last 5 years has had an average speed of 0.000004mph. This is because she moves only every now and then.

    The Spirit rover does 0.00000000001mph on average since it landed on Mars because most of the time
    it does nothing.

    They need to give the remote controls to some punk kids that dont know its importance.

    If they did that they would have found beagle,
    discovered that Mars is just a shitty desert, overloaded Nasa's database of names for every shitty litte rock they find, and eventually drove
    off a cliff giving us spectacular images of Mars!

  16. Re:Any evidence. by GTRacer · · Score: 5, Funny
    I'd be a bit surprised if they found *ANY* Vulcan relics, as they're on Mars, not Vulcan. But I hear the weather's pretty similar...

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  17. 88 'feet'?! You mean Mars hasn't gone metric?! by ewg · · Score: 5, Funny

    88 'feet'?! You mean Mars hasn't gone metric?!

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  18. This is the voice of... by pandrijeczko · · Score: 4, Funny
    NASA should BE CAREFUL!

    This is almost exactly the same way that Captain Scarlet woke up the Mysterons...

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  19. It traveled 88 feet BUT .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    It had it's left turn signal blinking the entire way :)

  20. My dog has the same algorithms by panurge · · Score: 5, Funny
    Yes, my dog never gets as far as you would expect in a given time because he has to investigate things on the way. And I think he's looking for evidence of life - certainly if you saw what he puts his nose into you'd agree it was pretty organic.

    Computers may not yet pass the Turing test, but it's pretty good that we've managed to get them up to pooch standard.

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  21. It's like going for a walk with a kid! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Anyone who has tried to go for a walk with a 2 or 3 year old kid knows what I'm talking about. You want to walk, but the annoying little brat will stop and examine very carefully every piece of litter, little stone, gravel or mark on the floor. Half way through the whole thing you'll get tired and just go home.

  22. Tomorrow's News... by Ash87 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Spirit Rover breaks its record once again by travelling 185 feet - unfortunately, this was due to it getting a bit TOO close to the crater, and was 185 feet downwards.

  23. sounds familiar by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...but Spirit didn't cover the full distance because it spent more time than initially planned studying rocks and soil along the way.

    Anyone who's been hiking with a 4 year old knows what that's like.

  24. Re:Could this be a problem in the future by Gleng · · Score: 4, Funny
    "study these rocks, then move towards the crater"

    I wonder if they used Inform for the control interface.

    Mars
    You are on the surface of Mars, millions of kilometers from Earth where you started your journey. The sun is rising in the red sky, only slightly easing the chill of the Martian morning.

    There are some rocks here.

    > look at rocks

    I only understood you as far as you wanting to look at the rocks.

    > take rocks

    rocks: That's hardly portable.

    > examine rocks

    You see no rocks here.

    > quit

    Are you sure you want to quit? y

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  25. Get A Life by Walrus99 · · Score: 3, Funny

    The thing is that the rover is not looking for signs of life, just for rocks and possibly signs of water. Its obvious that the aliens that control the U.S. government had NASA design it that way. The aliens don't have as much clout with the European Space Agency so they weren't able to keep the creators of the Beagle from designing it to look for life. They had to disable it once it got to the planet. This way they won't find any evidence of life that gets to the surface from the underground Martian cities.

  26. Re:Could this be a problem in the future by SEWilco · · Score: 3, Funny

    Actually, the crater was named after the Bonneville Salt Flats, because they anticipated being able to achieve these tremendous speeds.